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- ANATOMY OF A PIRATE
-
- His eyes are bloodshot; he doesn't sleep. His wife and children
- used to know him; they no longer do. At one time, he was a fairly
- nice, easy-going guy. He liked to tinker, so he bought a
- computer. His life will never be the same.
-
- At night, he lurks in the shadows, seeking bad sectors, tearing
- them apart bit by bit, knowing that, soon, he will have broken the
- code and will have the world's first illegal copy of that
- diskette. He will keep his old car three more years, won't get
- his plumbing fixed, and will only survive on coffee and TV
- dinners, so that he may afford a third or fourth disk drive or the
- memory expansion he needs.
-
- Decryption and un-protection are his only goals. He does not care
- what the disk contains or how useful the program may be; breaking
- the code is far more challenging to him that completing ZORK III.
- He broke the ZORK series, but never played them. His purpose in
- life has become all-encompassing. He will get sick from lack of
- rest; he will have marathon sessions trying to undo the last
- protection check in the program, and, when he finally has reached
- his goal, he will experience post-partum depression.
-
- He is not after money, he is not after fame. He just wants to
- prove to himself that he is more intelligent that the one who
- devised the protection scheme in the first place. He will relate
- his exploits to a very close circle of friends at the club, and,
- because they listened, he will give them copies.
-
- His energy and imagination, if harnessed, could be used to create
- another LOTUS or WordStar. His mind, unfortunately, is
- single-tracked and lacks the visionary and creative qualities
- required. He is not unlike a counterfeiter; an electronic
- safe-craker who has amassed a wealth of technical knowledge and
- has invested thousands in tools, only to satisfy that one
- consuming obsession.
-
- He knows he will never get caught. He knows that, in reality, the
- ever-increasing complaints of software manufacturers, and
- programmers whose wealth and luxury are threatened by his actions,
- are but a reflection on their inability to effectively protect
- their treasures. He knows that if one man can do it, another man
- can undo it. He knows that computers have rules that must be
- obeyed, and that all bootable disks must start the same way. That
- is enough of a crack for him to get through.
-
- He hates unprotected disks; they offer no challenge. He will save
- enough to buy a new piece of software whose code hasn't been
- cracked, and sell it to the highest bidder at the first club
- meeting which follows his success.
-
- In his public life, he is likely to be non-descript; an underdog
- who doesn't shine much at anyhting he does or says. He probably
- doesn't dress well, his physical appearance is of no importance to
- him. He doesn't have the charisma and moral fiber of a Long John
- Silver. His opinions aren't sought, his advice isn't followed.
- He isn't respected much, except by the freeloaders who depend on
- him. After all, he is giving something for nothing.
-
- His darkest secret, however, is that he lives in constant fear
- that, some day, he will fail. He will not crack the code. He
- will realize that other club members were fair-weather friends and
- that he lost, in a single stroke of fate, the attention he was so
- eagerly seeking.
-
- Like the rest of us, he will grow old, his priorities will change,
- his eagerness will die down. As he looks around him, he may
- realize that the best times of life have passed him by, and that
- there is no making up for the lost time. He will be bitter,
- having left an insignificant mark on the world, having wasted his
- time in pointless pursuits. No one will miss him.
-
- To him, I dedicate this epitaph:
-
- Here Lies a Pirate
- Who Never Sailed.
-