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- WOMAN - A CHEMICAL HAZARD
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- ELEMENT: WOMAN
- SYMBOL: WO2
- DISCOVERED: Adam. Datum undetermined
- ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 118 lb but known to vary from 100 to
- 500 lb
- OCCURANCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas
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- PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
- 1. Surfaces usually covered with painted film
- 2. Boils at nothing. Freezes without reason
- 3. Melts if given special treatment
- 4. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore
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- CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
- 1. Has a great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum, and
- precious stones
- 2. Absorbes great quantities of expensive substances
- 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for
- no known reason
- 4. Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increases by
- saturation in alcohol
- 5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man
-
- COMMON USES:
- 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
- 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
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- TESTS:
- 1. Pure speciment turns pink when disovered in the natural
- state
- 2. Turns green when placed besides a better specimen
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- HAZARDS:
- 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
- 2. Illegal to posses more than one, although desireable
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- By anonymous*
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