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TOMMY'S KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE MACHINE (C) COPYRIGHT 1988 BY TOMMY'S TOYS
P. O. BOX 11261, DENVER, CO 80211 USA. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
CATALOG #88-118-1A
INSTRUCTIONS:
THIS IS A KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE MACHINE. IT IS VERY SIMPLE TO USE: IT TELLS YOU
A KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE, THEN YOU TELL IT ONE. IT REMEMBERS ALL THE KNOCK-KNOCK
JOKES IT HAS HEARD, SAVING THEM ON A DISK FILE. THUS, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS
CAUSE IT TO GROW OVER TIME INTO THE KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE MACHINE OF YOUR DREAMS.
FUNCTION KEYS:
TO TOGGLE THE SOUND ON AND OFF, HIT FUNCTION KEY F1.
TO DISPLAY THESE INSTRUCTIONS, HIT FUNCTION KEY F5.
TO QUIT, HIT FUNCTION KEY F7.
TO CHANGE THE SCREEN BORDER COLOR (COLOR MONITORS ONLY): HIT FUNCTION KEY F10.
COMMAND LINE PARAMETERS:
S START UP WITH SOUND OFF
M FORCE MONO DISPLAY MODE
C FORCE COLOR DISPLAY MODE
EXAMPLE: >KNOCK MS
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DID YOU LIKE THIS TOY?
DON'T FORGET TO TRY OUR GOBS OF OTHER NEAT LOW-PRICED TOYS AND GAMES FOR THE
IBM PC AND COMPATIBLES, DESIGNED BY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE FOR EARTH KIDS OF
ALL AGES. OUR 5.25 INCH (360KB) OR 3.5 INCH (720KB) DEMO DISK, CONTAINING AN
ELECTRONIC CATALOG PLUS OTHER GOODIES, IS ONLY $2 US, $3 FOREIGN. (U.S. FUNDS
ONLY OR CHECK DRAWN ON U.S. BANK). IF YOU'RE BORED WITH YOUR PC WRITE US NOW.
TOMMY'S TOYS, P.O. BOX 11261, DENVER, CO 80211 USA.
HAVE FUN!