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HOSTAGE
What is HOSTAGE? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
How much is HOSTAGE? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
About HOSTAGE. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
Aiiiieeeee!!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1
┌────────────────┐
│What is HOSTAGE?│
└────────────────┴─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
For those of you who are Dittoheads, you will immediately recognize
this program when you run it. If you aren't a Dittohead, why not? Why
is your mind closed? One Dittohead is smarter than 100 liberals any day.
The program lists the day of the Clinton Administration and the
number of days left in the Clinton Administration. It then plays "Hail
to the Chief" in an off-speed manner.
Running HOSTAGE:
Command line result (info for liberals)
HOSTAGE Runs HOSTAGE
HOSTAGE /NOMUSIC Runs HOSTAGE with no music
HOSTAGE displays different messages on certain dates. For instance
on January 20th of each year, the one 100th day of the administration,
during the last few weeks of Clinton's term, or particularly on the last
day (January 19, 1997).
┌────────────────────┐
│How much is HOSTAGE?│
└────────────────────┴─────────────────────────────────────────────────────
I am not going to charge Conservatives for using HOSTAGE. I might
make too much money and it would throw me into that bracket occupied by
the evil Rich people (extremely wealthy leftist actors not included),
and my conscience wouldn't be able to handle that guilt.
If you wish to pay anyway, send five dollars to the Republican
National Committee.
Liberals and Democrats must send me $50.
┌─────────────┐
│About HOSTAGE│
└─────────────┴────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
HOSTAGE was written in QuickBASIC 4.5. The code is fairly neat and
pleasing. The text manipulation could be a bit better, as the strings
are written into arrays. But big deal.
┌──────────────┐
│Aiiiieeeee!!!!│
└──────────────┴───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
Aiiiieeeee!!!! Clinton wants to raise taxes to reduce the deficit.
Aiiiieeeee!!!! Isn't that what that huge 1990 tax increase was supposed
to do? Aiiiieeeee!!!! Open up your wallets and bend over, because you
are going to get screwed.
In the spirit of "fair share", here is my payment scale for HOSTAGE:
[ ] I am a fellow Conservative and a Dittohead - - - - FREE!
[ ] I am a middle-of-the-road Republican - - - - - - - $ 5.00
[ ] I am a Democrat- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - $50.00
[ ] I am a Liberal - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - $50.00
[ ] I am a filthy rich leftist Reagan-hating actor - - $99.95