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- From: joke@Germany.EU.net (Joerg Heitkoetter)
- Originator: joke@Germany.EU.net (Joerg Heitkoetter)
- Newsgroups: news.newusers.questions,de.newusers.questions,comp.org.eff.talk,comp.infosystems,comp.infosystems.www,alt.folklore.computers,gnu.misc.discuss,comp.sys.amiga.datacomm,alt.internet.services,k12.ed.tech,k12.ed.comp.literacy
- Subject: FAQ: EFF's (Extended) Guide 2.3, Life, and Everything...
- Followup-To: comp.org.eff.talk
- Date:
- Summary: This posting tells you everything you ought to know about an exciting
- project that helps so-called Newbies to survive their first year on The Net.
- It gets you softly into most of the often severe details of mindboggling
- complexity that popup when you're hooked into The Net. It is also intended
- to help you get around the trap doors, avoid pitfalls and other non-funny
- things (e.g. local gurus that laugh at you), you'll encounter during life
- as a Netizen in Cyberspace. It is styled after a FAQ list, ie. "Frequently
- Asked Questions and their respective Answers".
- Keywords: Internet, Big Dummy's Guide, Newbies, Introduction, Babelfish, Help, EFF
-
- The-FAQ-Version: 13
- Day-of-Last-Change: September 13, 1994
- Period-of-posting: quarterly
-
-
- parody /'paeredi/ n. & v. -- n. (pl. -ies)
- 1 a humorous exaggerated imitation of an author,
- literary work, style, etc. 2 a feeble imitation;
- a travesty. -- v.tr. (-ies, -ied) 1 compose a
- parody of. 2 mimic humorously.
- --- The Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary
-
- Ahoy!
-
- This is a reminder to get your hands on a copy of "EFF's Guide to the
- Internet", either the original or extended version(s). It's your free ticket
- to a round trip through Global Networks, Life in Cyberspace, and Everything...
-
- So, SYSTEM ADMINSTRATORS everywhere: Get this for your LOCAL DUMMIES!
- Throw printouts into your terminal pools, install it online, do whatever you
- want, only *selling* it is NOT ALLOWED! This electronic version comes
- for FREE!
-
- The easiest way to get the original ASCII-only version is by sending
- any e-mail to netguide@eff.org; in return the guide comes split into several
- pieces. However, there're many more elaborate versions available. Read on!
-
- -=- * -=-
-
- * COPYRIGHT?
-
- Copyright 1993, 1994 Electronic Frontier Foundation, all rights reserved.
-
- Redistribution, excerpting, republication, copying, archiving, and reposting
- are permitted, provided that the work is not sold for profit, that EFF
- contact information, copyright notice, and distribution information
- remains intact, and that the work is not qualitatively modified (translation,
- reformatting, and excerpting expressly permitted however - feel free to
- produce versions of the Guide for use with typesetting, hypertext,
- display, etc. applications, but please do not change the text other than to
- translate it to another language. Excerpts should be credited and follow
- standard fair use doctrine.) Electronic Frontier Foundation, 1001 G St. NW,
- Suite 950 E, Washington DC 20001 USA, +1 202 347 5400 (voice) 393 5509 (fax.)
-
- Basic info: info@eff.org; General and Guide related queries: ask@eff.org.
-
- -=- * -=-
-
- * WHAT ABOUT AN OVERVIEW OF THIS FAQ LIST?
-
- Enclosed in this posting you'll find 5 files from the Texinfo version
- (cf below) of The Guide:
-
- (0) NEWS, some informational stuff, that explains what happened since
- the last issue of this posting/FAQ/README; the most recent changes
- and whatever...
-
- (1) WELCOME, the original, official welcome message by the Electronic
- Frontier Foundation's Mitchell Kapor; the foundation that hired
- Adam Gaffin for this writing job.
-
- (2) README, a file that answers most of your questions
- concerning the Texinfo project of The Guide.
-
- (3) SERVERS, a file that lists all Internet resources/locations
- The Guide is accessible from; either as simple file(s), or as
- online readable HyperText multimedia book!
-
- (4) VERSIONS, a file, ie. a table, that lists all the currently
- available versions of The Guide (cf README for the differences).
-
- (5) CREDITS, a list of all the people (consciously and unconsciously)
- involved in this project. If I should have forgotten you, please
- I'd regret it. Please, drop me your address once again.
-
- (6) POLICY, terms and conditions under which the sources of The Guide
- are distributed.
-
- -=- * -=-
-
- * WHERE'S A WORLD-WIDE WEB TEST-DRIVE INSTALLATION?
-
- For a test drive, point your favorite Worl Wide Web client to URL:
- "http://www.Germany.EU.net/books/bdgtti/bdgtti.html" therein you'll
- find some maps that contain the other W3 sites around the globe. This
- Guide is the most read on a global scale!
-
- -=- * -=-
-
- * WHAT ABOUT UPDATES?
-
- The Guide has been publish by MIT Press as *Everybody's Guide to the
- Internet" in July 1994. Adam Gaffin continues to update the book on a
- monthly basis; look for "Everybody's Internet Update" postings on USENET,
- in group alt.internet.services and comp.org.eff.talk.
-
- You can subscribe to a mailing list, an then have updates automatically
- delivered to you. Email subscription works by sending a message body of
- "subscribe net-update" [no quotes] to listserv@eff.org
-
- -=- * -=-
-
- * SO, WHATZ THE PROBLEM? (with apologies to Douglas Adams)
-
- There are of course many problems connected with young ape-descended life
- forms, of which some of the most popular are `What is life all about?'
- `Will I ever be able really to understand young ape-descended life forms
- of the oppopsite sex?' And `What is EFF's (Extended) Guide to the Internet?'
-
- The Encyclopedia Galactica defines the "EFF's Guide to the Internet"
- as a mostly interesting attempt by the EFF to bring knowledge to the people.
- The marketing division of Sirius Cybernectics Corporation defines "EFF's
- Guide to the Internet" as `Your Electronic Online Pal Who's Fun To
- Be With.' The Texinfo editor of "EFF's (Extended) Guide to the Internet"
- defines it as `The Best Stuff I've Been Involved In Since Breakfast.'
-
- Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that had the
- good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in the future
- defined the "EFF's Guide to the Internet" as a mostly interesting but
- useless attempt by the EFF to bring knowledge to the people...?
-
- -=- * -=-
-
- * WHO WROTE IT?
-
- This Guide, originally written by Adam Gaffin, then a senior news reporter,
- of Middlesex News, Boston, MA, comes in an easily understood language, and
- provides almost all information you'll ever need to survive, when you got
- stranded in this mindboggling universe called Internet, ie. the Net of all
- Nets on this crazy planet. So take this writing as kind of electronic
- Babelfish, that helps you to understand what the hell everybody out there
- is talking about.
-
- -=- * -=-
-
- * WILL I BE ABLE TO READ IT?
-
- The Guide is available (in one format at least) for all currently running
- computer architectures, from Amiga to CRAY, although some IBM EBCDIC main-
- frames might have problems with the ASCII versions. But usually you won't
- work with these anyway. (And thus won't have to worry what EBCDIC is all
- about...) It comes in printable (TeX DVI, PostScript, ASCII) and
- electronically readable formats (World-Wide Web/HTML, GNU Info). You will
- definitely be able to read one version at least!
-
- -=- * -=-
-
- * WHERE DO I FIND The Guide?
-
- The Guide actually *is* wide-spread, globally speaking; distribution site
- locations range from KOREA to JAPAN to AUSTRALIA to USA to CANADA to the
- UNITED KINGDOM to GERMANY to SWITZERLAND to AUSTRIA to BETELGEUZE to SOUTH
- AFRICA to RUSSIA. Only LATIN AMERICA is missing at present. So what about
- the Southern hemisphere, folks? Where are you, Netizens? (The complete list
- is appended below.)
-
- -=- * -=-
-
- * HOW CAN I CONTRIBUTE?
-
- If you find any mistakes/typos/inaccuracies/whatever in this posting
- drop me a mail; if you have newer informatio than the ones listed
- below drop me a mail; if you have questions, please folks, *READ THE GUIDE
- FIRST*, it's all in there.
-
- Given you're a system/ftp/WWW administrator: Please consider installation of
- The Guide on your site; and please let me know. The more sites carry The Guide,
- the sooner these postings will go away... ;-)
-
- Anyway, enjoy the trip!
-
- Ciao, -joke
-
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