Transcription: Hi there! Howdy! Hee hee! I'm Hypertex! Hyper as in, I move fast to help you get where you want to go. Hee hee! Now this high techno-fired machine behind me here is a special transporter. Now looky here, this button on the top left skedaddles you to one of seven amazing regions in Texas. Now the middle button on the left lets you select the category. And now this middle button right here takes you to the arcade. A whoop-a-dup playland for games and horsing around. Hee hee hee! You'll see more me there! Now you want to hit the extras button because it will take you on a quick time tour of Texas ...
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