Transcription: Hi, this is Dick DeBartolo on the Mad Minute. Sick of those cutesy pie commercials where everyone is laughing and having a good time except you? Well, make room for just one more. Welcome to the bye-bye funeral home. May I help you? Yes, I came to find out how I go about burying someone. I'd dig a hole and drop the man. Oh, I like this place already. It's so rare to find a funeral home with a sense of humor. Hey, I'm not dead and you're not dead, but I bet someone is or you wouldn't be here. Well, well he's either dead or too lazy to breathe. What kind of funeral are you interested in? We have ...
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