Transcription: Hi, this is Dick DeBartolo, Mad Magazine's maddest writer with another Mad Minute. Merger fever has struck the airline industry and Turbulent Air is proud to announce that we are merging with Fowl Air to become Turbulent Fowl Air Airlines. And to celebrate, there's no need to keep track of your airline mileage to win exciting prizes. Just fly three parts of a round-trip ticket in one direction except west and you get a free first-class upgrade. Fly nine parts of an eight-part ticket in each direction to a city that begins with the letters MC and get a free coach ticket to any foreign country w ...
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