Transcription: Hi, this is Dick DeBartolo, Mad Magazine's maddest writer with another Mad Minute. Thanks to Charlie Kato and Joe Riola, we are proud to announce the Integrity Record Club. You get eight records for a penny when you buy 13 more at club prices. It's like getting 21 albums for the price of 57. It doesn't matter if your musical taste is Hungarian funeral marches, songs heard in elevators, game show themes or midget opera, we send you what we want. And if you join now, we'll send you our exclusive club newsletter jam packed with threats of legal action we will take should you fail to fulfill your ...
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