Transcription: Hi, this is Dick DeBartolo, Mad Magazine's madest writer with another Mad Minute. This is to announce a brand new product from Alfie Newman's own corporation, Alfco. Ladies, are the bags under your eyes so big airline personnel makes you check them before you board the plane? Men, has your chin sagged so much it gets caught in your belt buckle? Do you find prune skin in the pits? Then you have to try Alfco's new youth cream, Pour Some On You. It's so effective, A woman of 50 looks 30, a woman of 30 looks 10, and a girl of 10 looks like she won't be born for 10 more years. Now we don't make any ...
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