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- Here's a list of some commonly used acronyms, expressions, and
- "emoticons" on CIS.
-
- Much of it is based on a file called CISexp.doc, compiled by Josh
- Mandel and used by kind permission of the Gamers Forum (Thanks,
- Nightie). That file itself began as a compilation of earlier WPSG
- files, compiled by James Bach and Joan Friedman.
-
- Other contributors to the list are Sally Neuman, Neil Rubenking,
- Orville Fudpucker, and Dave Konkel.
- Updated 03-13-93 by Axel Roschinski [100022,2647]
-
-
- $0.02 Throwing in your two cents' worth
- AFAIK As far as I know
- AWHFY Are we having fun yet?
- B4 Before
- B4N Bye for Now
- BAD Broken as Designed
- BBR Burnt Beyond Repair
- BBS Bulletin Board System
- BCNU Be seein' you! (saying goodbye)
- BFN Bye For Now
- BION Believe it or not
- BMTIPG Brilliant minds think in parallel gutters
- BRB Be right back (typically used when leaving briefly
- during a COnference)
- BRS Big Red Switch
- BTA But then Again (in response to IOW)
- BTAIM Be that as it may
- BTOBD Be there or be dead
- BTSOOM Beats the S**t Out Of Me
- BTW By the way
- BWQ Buzz Word Quotient
- CADET Can't add, doesn't even try
- CIS Compuserve Information System (tm)
- CI$ (same as above)
- CO Conference
- CP Copy Protection
- CRPG Character (or computer) Role Playing Game
- CU See you
- CUL8R See you later
- DIIK Darn if I know
- DL or D/L Download (transmit to you)
- DTRT Do The Right Thing
- DWIMC Do What I Mean, Correctly
- DWIMNWIS Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
- ESAD Eat S... and Die
- ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
- FB Files Busy
- FCFS First come, first served
- FFRD Flying freep in a rolling donut (I don't give a...)
- FISH First In, Still Here
- FOAF Friend of A Friend
- FRED Flaming Ridiculous Electronic Device
- FTF Face to Face
- FUBAR Fouled up beyond all recognition (also as FOOBAR or
- - as a filename: FOO.BAR
- FUD Fear, uncertainty, and doubt
- FURTB Full up ready to burst (about hard disk drives!)
- FWIW For what it's worth
- FYI For your information
- g,d&r grinning, ducking, and running
- g,d&rf Grinning, ducking and running FAST!
- g,d&rvvf Grinning, ducking and running VERY VERY FAST
- GA Go Ahead
- GDW Grin, Duck and Weave
- GFR Grim File Reaper (pervasive data destroyer)
- GGC Goo Goo Cluster (cause zits & intestinal blockage)
- GIGO Garbage in, Garbage Out
- GIGO Garbage In, Gospel Out (people accepting blindly what
- the computer says)
- GLGH Good Luck and Good Hunting
- GMAFB Give me a freeping break
- GMTA Great minds think alike
- GOWI Get on with it
- GPF General Protection Fault (Old UAE, New Name!)
- GP,F Go Puke, Fast!
- HSIK How Should I Know (sometime HTFSIK)
- IAAA I am an accountant
- IAAL I am a lawyer
- IANAA I am not an accountant
- IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
- IAC In any case
- IAE In any event
- IIABDFI If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
- IMO In my opinion
- IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
- IMCO In my considered opinion
- IMHO In my humble opinion [the speaker is never humble]
- IME In My Experience
- IMPOV In my point of view
- IOW In other words
- ITFA In the final analysis
- IWBNI If would Be Nice If
- IYFEG Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group
- JAM Just a moment
- JAS Just a second
- JAWS Just another Windows shell
- JIC Just In Case
- KMA Kiss my arm (shouldn't be used online...)
- LABATYD Life's a bitch and then you die
- LMAO Laughing My Arm Off
- LOL Laughing Out Loud
- MLA Multiple Letter Acronym
- MOF Matter Of Fact
- MOTAS Member of the Appropriate Sex
- MOTOS Member of the Opposite Sex
- MOTSS Member of the Same Sex
- MOTM Member of the Month
- MOTH Humorous Collectibles Forum variation on Member of
- the Month
- MYOB Mind Your Own Business
- NAVY Never Again Volunteer Yourself
- NBD No Big Deal
- NFG No Freeping Good
- NFW No Freeping Way
- NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
- NINO Nothing in, nothing out
- NOYB None Of Your Business
- NQA No Questions Asked
- NTIM Not That It Matters
- NTIMM Not That It Matters Much
- NTW Not to Worry
- NUI Network User Identification
- OBTW Oh, By the Way
- OIC Oh, I see
- OTF On the Floor
- OTL Out To Lunch
- OTOH On the other hand
- OTTH On the third hand
- OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
- PABG Packing a Big Gun
- PBM Play by Mail (Games)
- PDN Public Data Network
- PITA Pain in the Anatomy
- PLOKTA Press Lots of keys to abort
- PMBI Pardon my butting in
- PMFBI Pardon Me for butting in
- PMJI Pardon my Jumping in
- POSSLQ Person of Opposite Sex sharing living quarters
- POV Point Of View
- PPN Programmer Project Number; currently known as UserID
- PPPP Previous Paragraph was Polemical Position
- RFD Request For Discussion
- RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges
- RLCO Real Life COnference
- RNA Ring, No Answer
- ROF,L Rolling on floor, laughing
- ROFL <same>
- RPG Role Playing Games
- RSN Real Soon Now (when WP 6.0 or other vaporware will
- arrive)
- RTFM Read the "friendly" manual (or message)
- SFLA Stupid Four Letter Acronym
- SMOP Small Matter of Programming
- SNAFU Situation normal, all fouled up
- SO Significant Other
- SOS Same old Stuff
- SSDD Same stuff, different day
- SUFID Screwing Up Face In Disgust
- SWMBO She who must be obeyed
- Sysop System Operator, person who runs the BBS/Forum
- TAFN Thats all for Now
- TANJ There Ain't No Justice
- TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
- TBYB Try Before You Buy
- TDM Too Dang Many
- TFS Thre Finger Salute (Ctl-Alt-Del)
- TFTT Thanks For The Thought
- TGIF Thank God Its Friday
- TIA Thanks in advance
- TIC Tongue In Cheek
- TLA Three Letter Acronym (now surpassed by MLA)
- TM Thread mangler
- TPTB The Powers That Be
- TSJD Texas Size Jelly Donut
- TSR Terminate and stay resident program
- TSR Totally Stupid Rules
- TTFN Ta Ta For Now
- TTL4N Thats the lot for now
- TTYL Talk to You Later
- UAE Unrecoverable application error (Bane of Windows'
- users! Now surpassed by GPF)
- UL or U/L Upload (send to the BBS)
- UNCLE Unified Nuclear Coalition of Latvian Emigrants
- WAEF When All Else Fails
- WIMP Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing (to describe Windows
- and other similar interfaces)
- WizOp Wizard Sysop; the primary forum administrator for a
- forum
- WOA Work Of Art
- WOFTAM Waste of Flaming time and money
- WTF What the Freep
- WTFDIK What the Freep Do I Know
- WTH What The Heck
- WYSIWYG What you see is what you get
- WYSBYGI What you see before you get it
- WYGIWYPF What you get is what you pay for
- YADS Yet Another DOS Shell
- ZNT Ziffnet
-
-
- Actions performed by the writer are often wrapped in smaller-than- "<" and
- greater-than- ">" signs:
-
- <g> Grinning
- <gg> Big grin (etc.)
- <BG> Big grin
- <eg> Evil grin
- <ig> Impish grin
- <dg> Devilish grin
- <s> Smiling
- <ss> Big smile (etc.)
- [s] Smiling sarcastically
- <g,d&r> Grinning, ducking & running
- <grin>
- <chuckle>
- <smirk>
- <smile>
- <sheepish grin>
- <silly grin>
- <wink>
- <lewd wink>
- <frown>
- <raising eyebrows>
- <arching eyebrows>
- <<mounting the soapbox>>
- <<falling off the soapbox>>
- <<ducking>>
-
- *blush*
- *hug*
- *kiss*
- *wink*
-
- some others:
-
- <!> An important part of a message
- <?> One part of the message contains a questionable item
- <ahem> clearing your throat just before saying something
- controversial
- <sp?> word/name/phrase probably contains a spelling error
-
- CompuSlang is a dialect that constantly grows and changes, although
- some of the words and phrases have become standards.
-
- Drop carrier To disconnect without logging off properly.
- Dumped Involuntary victim of a carrier loss.
- Flame To post a disparaging or controversial message.
- Lurker Someone who reads, and "listens in" on discussions
- without participating or contributing to libraries.
- Netiquette Accepted practices on a service net.
- Thread A series of messages or conversations that follow a
- single thought or topic.
-
- emoticon: n. a figure created with the symbols on a keyboard that
- is usually read with the head tilted to the left. Used to
- convey the spirit in which a line of text was typed.
-
- :-) <smile> or <grin>
- :) midget Smile
- :> Midget Smiley
- :-) )-: Masking theatrical comments
- :/) Not funny
- ;-) Wink (or wink and a smile)
- ;) midget Wink
- ;> " "
- :-))) reeeel happy, big smile
- :-> Alternate happy face
- :-( Unhappy
- :-c Real unhappy
- :-C Unbelieving (jaw dropped)
- :-< Forlorn
- ;-C Sardonic incredulity
- :-} Crooked Smile
- :-i Semi-Smiley
-
- :-7 User after a wry statement
- (@ @) You're kidding!
- :-" Pursing lips
- :-v Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side
- :-V Shout
- :-O "
- :-w Speak with forked tongue
- :-W Shout with forked tongue
- :-r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
- :-f "
- :-p "
- :-1 Smirks
- :-, "
- <:-O Eeek!
- :-* Oooops (covering mouth with hand)
- :-T keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
- :-D said with a smile
- :-P " " " "
- :-y " " " "
- :-| Disgusted
- :'-( Shedding a tear
- :~-( " " "
- :~(~~~ crying
- :-).... drool
- :-)~~~ another drool
- |-) getting tired
- :-D big mouth
- :~) yummee - lick lips
- :-? Licking your lips
- :-8 Talking out both sides of your mouth
- <:-) For dumb questions
- :-# Censored
-
- o= A burning candle for flames
- -= A doused candle to end a flame
- 8 Infinity
- .-) User has one eye
- :-: User is mutant
- :<) For those with hairy lips
- :^{ For those with mustaches
- 8-) Smile with glasses
- :*) Smile with moustache
- 8*) Smile with glasses and moustache
- B*) Smile with Moustache and Designer Sunglasses!
- :<)= For those with beards too
- :-=) Older user with mustache
- :-#| User with bushy mustache
- ::-) User wears glasses
- 8:-) Glasses on forehead
- B-| User is wearing cheap sunglasses
- P-) Pirate
- :-{ Count Dracula
- =|:-)= Uncle Sam
- 7:) Reagan
- :~i Smoking
- :~j (and smiling)
- :/i No smoking
- :-I It's something, but I don't know what....
- :-x Kiss kiss
- :-B Drooling (or overbite)
- <:>== A turkey emoticon
- ):-) :-) :-) Loud guffaw
- :-J Tongue-in-cheek comments
- :*) Clowning around
- (:-) Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets
- @= Warning about nuclear war
- OO Headlights on msg
- :_) I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of joint
- B-) Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses
- (or a message from Batman)
- 8-) Same as previous; also used to denote wide-eyed look
- #:-) :-) done by someone with sort of matted hair
- :-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
- #:-o Same as previous
- |-( Late night messages
- :^) Messages teasing people about their noses
- :-{#} Messages teasing people about their braces
- (:-$ Message indicating person is ill...
- (:-& Message indicating person is angry...
- (:-( Message indicating person is VERY sad...
- (:^( Message concerning people with broken noses
- (:<) Message concerning blabber mouths
- :-(=) Message about people with big teeth
- &:-) Message from a person with curly hair
- @:-) Message from a person with wavy hair
- ?-( Message about people with a black eye
- *:* Message about fuzzy things
- *:** Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches
- %-) Message about people with broken glasses
- +<:-| Message from a monk/nun...
- {0-) Message from cyclops...
- (:-|K- Formal message.
- ...---... S.O.S.
- @%&$%& You know what that means...
- ||*( Handshake offered (giving)
- ||*) Handshake accepted (taking)
- <&&> Message concerning rubber chickens
- >< >< Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks
- 2B|^2B Message about Shakespeare
- (-_-) Secret smile
- <{:-)} Message in a bottle...
- <:-)<<| Message from a space rocket...
- (:-... Heart-breaking message...
- <<<<(:-) Message from a hat sales-man...
- (O--< A fishy message...
- (:>-< Message from a thief: hands up!
- <I==I) A message on four wheels
- { Alfred Hitchcock
- @>--->---- A rose.
- ..|._ Opposite of a rose
- (.)(.) Ms. Dos
- &;-P A suave guy on the make, who keeps advertising...just in case.
- *;-~i A lady replying to the guy by closing both eyes & puffing
- nonchalantly on her cigarette.
- |-( Nightmare.
- |-) A good dream! Or a face looking into bright sunlight.
- O:-) Angel
- |=====/o| [emoticon.exe\bedtime.ico)
- >:-) Devil
- >;-) Devilish Wink
- C=:-) Chef
- :-)## Guy with a Beard
- @:-)## Guruka Singh Khalsa (note turban and beard!)
- &:-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw (old)
- &8-] Overly Handsome Self-Portrait of the Uploader w/Square Jaw (new)
- @@B-) Bouffant Woman with Catseye Frame Glasses
- (8-} Percy Dovetonsils
- >-) Oriental Smiling Face
- ;-)}<////> Corporate-type guy (see the necktie?)
- &B-]}<////> Another corporate-type with aviator glasses, wavy hair & tie.
- O!O a MALE moon (visualize someone bending over, naked)
- O^O a FEMALE moon
- ;|8-) Hagar caught lying
- :*) I'm drunk
- 7:^] I resemble Ronald Reagan
- *<|:-) I'm Santa Claus
- )-:|<* Sanity Clause
- :-))) I'm overweight
- [:-) I'm wearing a walkman
- d:-) I'm a Braves fan
- :-o User singing national anthem
- :-\ Popeye smiling face, for people who look like popeye
- ;-\ Popeye gets his lights punched out
- :-* User just ate a sour pickle
- :-s User after a BIZARRE comment
- -:-) User sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
- :%)% User has acne
- :n) User with funny-looking right nose
- :u) User with funny-looking left nose
- '-) User only has a left eye, which is closed
- (-: User is left-handed
- (-) User needing a haircut
- (:I Egghead
- {:-) Smiley with its hair parted in the middle
- +:-) Smiley priest
- =:-) Smiley punk-rocker
- %-^ User is Picasso
- %-) User is cross-eyed
- @:I Turban
- (><) Anally retentive
- :-! Foot in mouth
- #-) partied all night
- :-(*) about to vomit
- %-\ hungover
- :-| man playing an harmonica
- O:-) for those innocent souls
- =:-) from a hosehead
- :-)8 well dressed
- 8:-) from a little girl
- :-)-{8 from a big girl
- :x( habe a code in by dose
- 8:] from a gorilla
- (:)-) scuba diver
- (-:|:-) Siamese twins
- {:V sounds like a duck
- %+{ from the loser of a fight
- d :-) hats off to your great idea
- d:-) message about baseball
- q:-) for those who wear their caps backwards
- :-$ put your money where your mouth is
-
-
- {:-) Kirk
- >:-| Spock
- :-/ McCoy
-
- (:-) Captain Picard
- :-{)} Commander Riker
- <>:{(} Lt. Worf
- **:-) Counsellor Troi
- #-) Lt. LaForge
- ]) Lt. LaForge
- |-) Lt. LaForge
- |-) Data
- [:-| Data (straight haircut, no emotions... seems to work better...)
-
- {(:-) I am William Shatner
- } (:-( I am William Shatner in a high wind
-
- 8(:-) Zippy
- ******:-) Marge Simpson
-
-
- These emoticons are particularly used by the Japanese but there is no reason
- why they should not get worldwide use.....
-
- ^^ happiness
- ^^; embarrasment
- ;; sadness
- -- when it's the occasion to bow
-
- TAF That's All, Folks! That's All, Folks!
-
- %%%----------------------o("-< sssssss
- _
- ||
- ------
- o o
- ^
- ***
-
- So-low-I-could-walk-under a rattlesnake-&-not knock off my tophat
-
- ! Spider
- _!_
- (o.o)
- << >>
-
- /|
- \~o.O'
- =(___)= Bill the Cat
- U
- ACK! PHPHBT!!
-
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