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"What's your name ?"
"Joe Schmoe","Nice name Joe. ","1"
"Mental Mikey ","Ok Mikey. ","3"
"Franz The rebel ","You're a rebel!! ","2"
"Albert The Wild ","I heard you're a stud!! ","1"
"Dick Buckteeth","Nice teeth Dick! ","John"
"Jazzy John ","I love Jazz ","2"
"What do you do ?"
"I am unemployed","Really, so am I. ","1"
"Student","I'm sorry, I don't like students! ","1"
"Chemical Engineer","You're too smart for me! ","1"
"Lawyer","Lawyer, you guys are over rated. ","1"
"Doctor ","I have a pain in my chest, would you like to check it? ","2"
"Computer programmer","A lot people think you're a geek, but I don't think so!! ","1"
"What's your salary ?"
"None of your business!","You have an attitude problem, boy!! ","-1"
"Millions!!","Yeah,right is that in pesos or liras? ","1"
"$ 19,457.45 ","Are you a nerd? Or maybe you're an accountant? ","0"
"Not much! But money is not important! ","Sure, we can live on love ? NOT!!! ","1"
"We can share what I have. ","You are so sweet!! ","4"
"Enough! ","Well, excuse me for asking, I hate cheap people. ","1"
"Do you have a condom on you ? "
"Yes, just in case you are in the mood! ","Don't worry it looks like you're not going to be lucky tonight! ","-1"
"No, but I know a drugstore which is open! ","I am sorry but by that time, I will not be in the mood. ","1"
"Sorry, don't believe in sex before marriage. ","Either you are a priest, or you are a liar. ","0"
"Blue, yellow, or gold? Whatever you prefer!","I like a man who is ready, and has a sense of humour. ","3"
"Sorry, I don't like using condoms!","Have you heard of AIDS ? Get lost punk! ","-100"
"What for ?","Are you blonde? Or are you shy, I like shy men! ","2"
"I don't take drugs, do you ?"
"Yes, sometimes when I am depressed! ","Don't take drugs, a girl like me can get rid of your depressions. ","4"
"No,  but I will start if you want me to!","Don't you have a mind of your own! Are you stupid! ","0"
"No, who needs drugs. Drugs are for losers.","Maybe, they can't stop, and people like you are not helping! ","-1"
"I used to, but I got no kicks out of it.","Sure, everybody tried it, even President Clinton tried it! ","3"
"I tried them in College, but I never inhaled!","Yeah, I believe you Bill! ","-2"
"I smoke cigarettes, but that's about it!","I only smoke a cigarette after sex. I hope you have some on you! ","5"
"I'm not wearing any underwear, how do you feel about that ? "
"Ooo, so that's where the smell is coming from. ","No, that's your breath, buddy! ","-100"
"Neither am I, let's take advantage of it.","Ooo, that's where that smell is coming from! ","1"
"If I take mine off too, can we make a night of it?","Uhm, let me get back to you! ","4"
"Prove it to me!","Here it is in my purse!" ,"6"
"Who wears underwear these days anyway?","Yeah, I believe you Bill! ","-2"
"Aren't you cold? ","Only when I sit beside duds like you! ","-100"
"What do you do for kicks?"
"I sleep with babes like you!"," And then you wake up ? ","2"
"I write computer programs."," Interesting, at least you're honest. ","3"
"I drink beer all night by myself."," Loser, get a life! ","-100"
"I go cruising with the boys! ","Maybe you should go cruising now, dud! ","0"
"I amuse myself in the closet. Ha, Ha","Is your closet big enough for two? ","4"
"I wash my car and to top it off I wax it and so on.","Stop . The excitement is killing me! ","1"
"Do you think I am pretty?"
"Yeh, you are a babe!!","Thanks, you don't look so bad yourself from this angle! ","2"
"You look good from far, but far from good!","An honest opinion, but now get lost!!! ","-100"
"Like the sun, on a beautiful day!","Oh, you're a poet, I love poetry. ","4"
"So, so, you don't arouse me!","Really now, give me a change and I will! ","6"
"You are a little fat, but you can improve.","Yeah, you're right, I was thinking of going on a diet. ","3"
"So pretty that I would die for you!","I don't believe you! ","0"
"How old are you?"
"I am old as you.","Oh really, I don't think so. ","1"
"What does age have to do with anything!","It has to do with a lot, maybe you're hiding something. ","1"
"You tell the truth!","I respect honesty. ","4"
"Lie about your age.","She finds the truth and freaks. ","-100"
"I am young in spirit.","You're right, age doesn't count. When you feel young you're young. " ,"5"
"2.49 dog years.","Wuf, wuf, $!%@$ that's my age. ","3"
"Do you drink?"
"No, not at all.","Why not?","1"
"I drink moderately.","Oh, how nice.","2"
"Yeah, you bet! I love drinking.","Oh my another drunk guy. ","-100"
"Drink what? ","Alcohol, you goof! You're not very bright are you? ","1"
"Yes, I drink coffee, juice and coke.","A funny guy, I like funny guys , sometimes. ","4"
"Not when I am driving.","I should hope not! I wonder if you are not lying. ","2"
"Do you think you're so cool?"
"Right now, I feel hot!!","Hot as a pepper! ","2"
"Hey, I watch FONZIE!","Real mature.","1"
"I'm as cool as the wind!","Where, in the Carabeean? ","0"
"I could dash and dine","You would love that eh! ","3"
"I'm cool cause my collar's up, babe!","I thought you were ready for Halloween! ","1"
"No, it's pretty warm here!","You're a nerd or stupid. ","-100"
"What's the best line you use to pick up girls? "
"Hey babe, you're looking good tonight!","Low class, no imagination. ","1"
"Have sex with me, and I won't bother you again.","Tempting, I have to think about that. ","3"
"You have beautiful eyes, and a great figure!","Not bad,not bad! ","4"
"Don't I know you from somewhere ?","Average. ","2"
"I'm sorry, but you look familiar?","What I look like your sister! ","0"
"I have a big nose, and you know what that means.","It means you have a lot of nose-dirt! ","-1"
"What's your idea of romance ?"
"A big slice and a pop.","Pizza is for penny spenders! ","1"
"You serenate a song to her, in a real bad voice.","It's the thought that counts. ","3"
"A drive-in movie, do you have a car?","And probably I would have to pay for the movie too! ","0"
"A Shakespeare poem under the stars.","Shakespeare aint' in. ","1"
"A long walk on the beach at night.","So, typical, and I am not a typical girl. ","0"
"A passionate phone call at midnight.","You've been calling to many times 976 lines. ","-1"
"Do you feel women are equal to men?"
"When it comes to paying bills, yeah!","Male, chauvanist! ","-100"
"Equal hairdryer time, sure!","I hope you hair dryer explodes! ","-100"
"I believe in 50% of equal chores.","Think again! ","0"
"Well, looking at anatomy, we're surely not equal.","A funny guy, I like that. ","5"
"Yes, I believe in equal rights.","I don't think you mean it. ","1"
"Well, man's brain is bigger than a woman's brain.","It's quality not quantity. ","3"
"What turns you men on ?"
"Talking to a babe like you.","That's sweet. ","5"
"Tender loving care.","Yeah right! ","1"
"Just doing anything together.","Are you feeling alright? ","1"
"B.Y.O.C. Bring your own condom","Don't leave home without it. ","3"
"Full massage.","Are you serious? ","2"
"A nude girl on tv.","Nerd. Get lost. ","-100"
"Do you respect a woman's brain? "
"If I could pinch her brain, sure!","Is sex all you think about? I hope so. ","5"
"I believe a woman's brain is in her breasts.","Don't even think about it. ","0"
"Isn't the Queen a woman!","That's right! ","2"
"Sure, it's the first thing a I look in a woman.","B.S. I don't believe that! ","-100"
"No, sorry I don't.","Well, at least you're honest. ","3"
"None of the above.","You, don't have an opinion?!. Nerd. Get lost. ","1"
"Do you have any secrets, I should know?"
"Yes, but it's personal.","Do you have something to hide? ","1"
"Yes, I was a king in my previous life.","Sorry, don't believe in in re-incarneation! " ,"1"
"No, I have no secrets.","Yeah, and my name is Santa Claus! ","2"
"That's for me to know, and for u to find out!","I guess I'll never get a chance. ","-100"
"Yes, I am filthy rich!","Take a bath then. ","-100"
"Yes, I am on a secret mission.","Alright, James Bond! Take me with you! ","4"
"What cologne are you wearing? "
"It's old spice!","I am not impressed. ","1"
"It's aqua velva.","Wow, big spender! ","1"
"It's drakkar.","Good stuff! ","3"
"I'm not wearing any cologne.","That's where the smell is coming from, just kidding. ","5"
"Macho man. ","Smells, macho to me! Too bad I don't like machos! ","-100"
"I am not sure, if I did put it on.","You're a nerd, maybe I'll change you. ","3"
"Are you a big spender?"
"I save pennies.","Wow, a thrifter, I am impressed. ","4"
"Yeah, I would treat you to McDonald's","Are you sure that's not too much! ","2"
"Nice wheather, we have today.","Don't try to change, the subject now! ","1"
"I spend so much, I don't have any money.","Cheapoh!! ","-100"
"No comment!","It wasn't a difficult question. ","0"
"Sometimes, when I am with the right company.","What's that, yourself! ","0"
"Do you have a present girlfriend?"
"No, I don't","How do I know! ","1"
"No, I don't, I have a wife though! ","That's ok, I guess","4"
"I'm still waiting","Waiting for what? ","1"
"I have one, nothing serious!","Just one eh! ","2"
"I believe love at first sight!","At what ? Everysight! ","3"
"I have a few, but always looking for more!","What are you a superstud! ","-100"
"What are you thinking?"
"Nothing at all, my mind is blank!","It's difficult for you men, I know. ","1"
"What are you thinking?","I asked you first, never mind. ","2"
"Lotto numbers.","What numbers, I play too. ","3"
"Is this a video game, or is it real!","What! Is this what u think of me? ","-100"
"I can 't say, but it involves you and me.","A fantasy, I like that. ","5"
"Having sex, with you.","That's funny, keep thinking. ","1"
"Do you dance?"
"Depends with who?","With me! You must be prejudiced! ","1"
"If it's rock and roll! Otherwise nope.","I am sorry I like all music. ","1"
"Sure, I do.","Wow, a dancer. ","4"
"Don't know how to dance.","Are you shy, I'll teach you. ","5"
"I could dance all night!","Glad to hear it, hope you find a partner. ","-100"
"Any music, any time.","Good, I will call you if I need you. ","3"
"Move closer, I can't see you very well? "
"Is this close enough? "," Oh, that's better. ","4"
"You can't see me, this is a video game!","You have no imagination! ","-100"
"I wish I could get closer, but I can't!","I wish that too. ","3"
"I like your tone of voice.","Yeah, you sound ok, too. ","1"
"Trust me, I see you, and you look good.","Thanks. ","2"
"Now, you're talking.","Talking about what? ","0"
"If you had a girlfriend, would you cheat on her? "
"Depends on what day it is.","That's harmful. ","0"
"Depends how much I am respected.","Compared to what! ","0"
"How can you ask!","Well, I am a curious person. ","3"
"I never cheat on my girlfriends.","Funny guy! ","5"
"Never.","Everybody is human, except you.! ","-100"
"I never had a girlfriend.","Oh, a virgin eh! ","3"
"I remember your face, do I know you from somewhere? "
"When?","Sometime ago. ","1"
"Should I remember?","Why not! ","1"
"It must have been a dream.","A good dream too. ","5"
"From the movies?","No, that's no it. ","2"
"At school?","Maybe, that's possible. ","3"
"At the XXX rated video store.","Sorry, I never go there, loser. ","-100"
"How do I look tonight?"
"Terrific!!","Thanks. ","2"
"How do I look?","Conceded aren't we? ","0"
"I don't know, like a painting?","The Mona Lisa, I hope. ","3"
"Your hair smells nice!","What about my body?!! ","1"
"You're ugly.","Same to you!","-100"
"You could look better.","You right, I am not my best tonight.","4"
"Why did you wink at me?"
"Something to do.","You must be bored! ","1"
"There was a fly in my eye.","Sure, sure. ","2"
"Someone's got to do it right!","It's a good signal. ","3"
"It worked didn't it?","I am glad you did! ","5"
"You can't see.","I must be blind, if am talking to you. ","-100"
"Because, you're pretty.","Why didn't you say so. ","0"
"What wish would you like to come true? "
"Win lotso a money.","That would be nice. ","2"
"World peace","Church is just around the corner. ","1"
"I wish to have you.","I am not an object. ","-100"
"I wish to have sex, right now!!","Ok, take your clothes off and I'll think about it. ","2"
"Travel the galaxies","You've been watching Star Trek, I like Star Trek. ","5"
"Win this game.","Patience, my dear, patience! ","3"
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