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Ugh!
Aargh!
Aaagghhh!
I'm melting!
Oof..
Oh!
Eeek!
Aacch!
I hate it when that happens.
One direct hit can ruin your whole day.
Oh no!
Not me!
Ouch.
Oh no, not again.
Another one bites the dust.
Goodbye.
Help me!
Farewell, cruel world.
Remember the Alamo!
Oh man!
Doough!
Another day, another bomb.
This is the End, my only friend.
It's all over.
The fat lady sang.
Why does everything happen to me?
I'm going down.
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Crapola.
Pow!
Bif!
Bam!
Zonk!
I should've listened to my mother...
No... a Bud light!
What was that noise?
Mama said there'd be days like this.
Its just one of those days...
I see a bright light...
Mommy? Is that you?
I let you hit me!
Sucker shot!
I didn't want to live anyway.
-<sob>-
Was that as close as I think it was?
Join the army, see the world they said.
It wasn't just a job it was an adventure!
I didn't like violence anyway!
I thought you liked me?
Such senseless violence! I don't understand it.
I think this guy's a little crazy.
Somehow I don't feel like killing anymore.
Hey! Killin' ain't cool.
Gee... thanks.
I've fallen and I can't get up!
911?
Oh No! Here I blow again!
I'll be back...
Hey - I've got lawyers.
Time to call 1-900-SUE-TANK.
@*&$#%!
This one's gonna hurt.
I shall return!
I hope you're happy!
This is getting old reeaal fast.
Know any good hospitals?
Crap. And I just got finished waxing it.
Would that be a near MISS or a near HIT?
Now I'm MAD!
Vengeance will be mine!
My HAIR!!! You messed up my HAIR!!!!!
I guess this means my premiums go up...
I have family...
This won't look good on my record...
I'm telling my mommy on you!!!
I saw that one coming...
Auntie Em, Auntie Em...
GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!
I need an aspirin...
I got a headache THIS BIG!
Mind if I smoke?
Kids these days...
I'm too old for this...
I'm too good-looking to die!
I suppose this means you DON'T forgive me...
I was just kidding about that phlegmwad thing!
...but my spirit lives on.
Oh, by the way, the secret of life is-
What happened to a 'kinder, gentler nation'?
Boy, I'm gonna be sore tomorrow.
I wonder if my policy covers being blown up?
Look at the birdies!
Record Pain!
I guess it DOESN'T help to catch it.
CHIROPRACTOR!
Gee, this is as fun as open-heart surgery...
Gotta run.
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.
Is it bad when the ammo is on fire?
Maybe I SHOULDN'T have carried all those Nukes...
Oh, sure. Pick on the little guy.
Maybe I'd better bail my fuel tanks now...
E.T. phone home...
I get the feeling I'm not wanted around here...
Hmm...this shouldn't be TOO hard to fix...
This is really going to clear my sinuses.
Is it hot in here?
Bullseye.
Hit the deck!
Yeah, sure, that's fair.
I want a rematch!
So, what exactly are you trying to say?
Where did that come from?
HA, YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME?!
Here we go again.
My brother is an attorney!
I think we have an assault and battery case...
All good things must come to an end.
Always fasten your seat belt.
Dad...I thought you were dead?
Lifetime warranty, my foot!
Well, at least I get a purple heart.
Something tells me my career will end abruptly.
I would like to make out my will...
Missed by a mile!
You thought you could kill me! Ha, h-