Transcription: Come here. Come here. I can tell you're worried about your future, aren't you? Well, you're in luck because I got a fresh batch of future coming in right now. Welcome to Future Talk. If you are interested in the near future, press 1. For specific predictions, press 2. Just a second. You know, I think I can see a purchase. That's it. A purchase in your near future. We're sorry. The future you're trying to reach has been disconnected. Look, just... just never mind, okay? Just... just click the mouse.
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