Transcription: This is Milcom Bosky, the pissed money man with a super tip for all the island visitors. Here's Bosky's ten magic words guaranteed to bring you success in life. Ready? Here they come. Luck, sex, money, health, secret, Elvis, power, guaranteed, private and special edition. Got it? If you want to sell anything in life including yourself, use these ten honeys and you can't lose. Here's an example. This secret limited collector's special edition of Elvis' pyramid shaped lucky ankle chains is guaranteed to bring you sex, money, health and power and it's yours for only ten bucks.
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