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- The rain in Spain falls... Somewhere in Spain :)
- The rain in Spain is wet!
- Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house...
- Life! DON'T talk to me about life.
- I know more than you could possibly imagine.
- I am Ofbrot the evil computer from hell. Biky Biky Ordy ord! Click POP!
- I have seen the FUN
- If the best things in life are free why are there pay toilets?
- Water - never touch the stuff
- Vidi, Vici, Veni (Latin : I saw, I conquered, I came)
- Did I say I was a sardine? Or a bus???
- If it fits, wear it. If it clashes, burn it!
- Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
- Are we live or on tape?
- Hard work may not kill me, but why take chances
- For this I spent all those years in college
- You're not from earth, are you?
- The lights are on but nobody's home
- It's not easy for a night person to work days
- Nothing's impossible if you don't have to do it yourself
- There's no excuse for lazyness, but I'm working on it
- You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny
- I'm not strange, you are!
- Improve your image, be seen with me
- Don't stare, I know I'm good looking
- The answer is no! now, what do you want?
- Rule #1: I'm always right Rule #2: If I'm wrong, see rule #1
- Winning isn't everything, but loosing sucks
- Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible
- Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness
- Seems to me your antenna doesn't bring in too many stations anymore
- Only those who attemmpt the obsurd can achieve the impossible
- I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you
- When the going gets tough the tough go shopping
- Whetever it is, I'm against it
- Life is too important to be taken seriously
- It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys
- There is intelligent life on earth, but I'm just visiting
- Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do
- The torture never stops
- Power means not having to respond
- Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig
- That's another fine mess you've gotten yourself into
- This place is a nice planet to visit, but I wouldn't want to live here
- No excuses will be accepted
- It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools
- Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along come faster rats
- Don't take life to seriously you'll never get out alive
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