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- "I spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone" -- Steve Wright
- Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
- "God does not play dice with the universe" -- Albert Einstein
- He who always finds fault in his friends, has faulty friends
- I may be schitzophrenic, but at least I'll always have each other
- It's not reality that's Important, but how you perceive things
- We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history
- "I never think of the future, it comes soon enough" -- Albert Einstein
- A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
- Bug: Small living thing that small living boys throw on small living girls
- How many weeks are there in a light year?
- What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
- "Out of my way! I'm a scientist!" -- War of the Worlds
- 2 + 2 = 5 for moderately large values of two
- "Bad artists always admire each other work" -- Oscar Wilde
- If at first you don't succeed, quit. Don't be a nut about success
- "I hate quotations." -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
- A mind is a terrible thing to taste
- Manners are the noises you don't make when eating soup
- Man's Law: No matter what happens, there is always somebody who knew it would
- Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry
- Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance
- Only Robinsoe Crusoe could have had everything done by Friday
- Cover me - I'm changing lanes (as heard in a California vehicle)
- This Space for Rent.
- I hate those little thing that float up on my cereal. Ikk
- Love is an active verb.
- Have a nice day.
- This... was brought to you today by the letters T, H, I, S and the #0
- " " " " " " """" " " " (random quotes)
- Life is but a game, and we are all mere players. Checkmate.
- It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.
- A motion to adjourn is always in order.
- Support Our Advertisers They help pay our phone bill.
- Ghastly. It all is - absolutely ghastly. Just don't even talk about it.
- If anything can go wrong it probably already has!
- What is the difference... between a loser and a mint that has no hearing?
- If all else fails, read the directions!
- If it's too good to be true.. It usually isn't
- You are you here -> <-
- Did I do an INCORRECT THING??
- Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space?
- One who has knowledge of his own ignorance is a wise man.
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