[HDNG]INTRODUCTION:[EHDNG][PARA][GRPH]S2[EGRPH][STAT][BULL] Recent successes: athletics, football. [ESTAT][PARA][ITAL]Paisley's successes have depended more on individuals' [PARA]achievements than any glory the University can claim. [EITAL]The [PARA]University facilities are rather limited at the moment (and they're [PARA]planning to charge for them), however, major improvements are [PARA]planned - [ITAL]and pigs might fly out of my butt (that reminds me, I [PARA]must see a doctor about those pigs).[EITAL][HDNG]SPORTS FACILITIES:[EHDNG][PARA]Sports hall; gym; multigym; badminton court; indoor hockey; [PARA]volleyball; basketball court. 2 astroturf pitches, playing fields and [PARA]a sports hall extension should be completed in the near future. [PARA]Students use the [ITAL]extensive [EITAL]local facilities and reciprocal [PARA]agreements means that they may also use facilities in some [PARA]other educational establishments nearby, including a lake, [PARA]swimming pool, golf course, squash and tennis courts, croquet [PARA]lawn, sauna/solarium and ice rink.[HDNG]SPORTING CLUBS:[EHDNG][PARA]American Football; Mountaineering; Parachuting; Step Reebok; [PARA]Tae Kwon Do.[HDNG]ATTRACTIONS:[EHDNG][PARA]The local football heroes are St Mirren.[PARA][PARA]
