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Warning: Most of these are in extremely poor taste:
What were Koresh's final words?
"No, I wanted a BUD light!"
How many Branch Davidians can you fit into a VW Bug?
Ans: Ninety. Four in the seats and eighty six in the ashtray.
WACO = We're All Crispy Outside
I heard today that Jeffrey Daumer escaped from prison......
He heard they were having a Bar B Que in Waco!
Did you hear . . .
They are changing the name of Waco Texas,
They are gonna call it
Corpus Crispy
What does Waco stand for?
What a cook out!
What do you call a Branch Davidian with a fire extinguisher?
A heretic.
What do you call a Scientologist with a flamethrower?
A copycat.
Did you hear that David Koresh was a closeted gay?
He was flaming, but he didn't come out.
Q: Why don't we have more prophets like David Koresh?
A: It's such a high stress job that burnout is almost inevitable.
The Branch Davidian Church has split into two sects:
Orthodox and Extra-Crispy.
Q: How is Waco like a Snickers bar?
A: Roasted nuts.
What do you get when you cross David Koresh & Jeffrey Dahmer?
Brunch Davidian (barbecue naturally).
Q: Did you hear that David Koresh lost his job as the second messiah?
A: He got fired.
WACO: We're A Combustible Organization
What does Waco stand for?
What a cook out!
Did you hear that David Koresh was a closeted gay?
He was flaming, but he didn't come out.
Q: How did David Koresh find out he was Jesus Christ?
A: God spoke to him through a burning building.
WACO -- We All Cooked Ourselves
What do you get when you cross David Koresh & Jeffrey Dahmer?
Brunch Davidian (barbecue naturally).
Q: Did you hear about the tragedy at Waco?
A: Evidently an NBC News crew was trying to move in for a close-up...
David Koresh was waiting for a message from GOD.
. . . The message finally arrived . . .
The message read: "Bake at 700 degrees for 3 to 4 hours"!
How do you pick up a Branch Davidian woman?
With a dust-buster
What did God say to David Koresh when he met him?
Well done.
What is the new Branch Davidian holiday?
Ash Monday.
A special thanks to Jerry Shiffen who submitted this collection through
the U'Net Comedy conference.