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  1.             --==>>  THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS  <<==--
  2.                  as you've NEVER seen them before!
  3.  
  4.                   _____________________
  5.          (__)    /                     \    * OFFICIAL EDITION *    
  6.          (oo)   (  June  1993 Version!  )
  7.   /-------\/  --'\_____________________/    * WORLDWIDE DISTRIBUTION *
  8.  / |     ||                    
  9. *  ||----||             
  10.    ^^    ^^             Please send your submissions to:
  11.      Cow                SkyWatch BBS  FIDO NET 1:140/118
  12.                         Editor Ross Parker
  13.  
  14. -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
  15.  
  16.                                     ______
  17.          (__)                       |    |                   (__)
  18.          (oo)                       |    |                   ($$)
  19.       ----\/                  /-----^^^^^^            /-------\/
  20.          ||                  / |     ||              / | IRS ||
  21.       ---||                 *  ||----||             *  ||----||
  22.          ^^                    ^^    ^^                ^^    ^^
  23.  Eric the half a cow     The unknown cowmic         Tax Accowntant
  24.  
  25.           (___)            (___)             (___)
  26.           (0 0)            (0 0)             (0 0)
  27.            \ /              \ /               \ /
  28.         __[_V_]__        __[_V_]__         __[_V_]__
  29.        /_________\===:  /_________\===:   /_________\===:
  30.        \OOO---OOO/      \OOO---OOO/       \OOO---OOO/
  31.  
  32.                         Cowed Forces
  33.              \ _ /
  34.             - ( ) -                          /\
  35.              / " \                         /|  |   (__)
  36.              (__)                        /  |  |   (oo)\
  37.      ________(oo)                      /____|  |    \/|  \
  38.     /|        \/                     /       \/       |    \
  39.    / |_______||                   __(_______          |||__  \
  40.   *  ||      ||                  |__________|         |||  ____\---*
  41.      ^^      ^^
  42.  Thomas Edison's cow               Cow hearing his master's voice
  43.  
  44.            )    (                         _
  45.            (____)                        / \               (__)   ==========I
  46.           / =  = \    ~               =='   `==            (oo)    \ |||||| I
  47.           (-O--O-)    ~                8 O O 8      /-------\/      \ ||||| I
  48.            (    )     ~        /------- (   )      / |     ||__o=<   \ |||| I
  49.   /------- ||||||======       / |     || \_/      *  ||----|          \ ||| I
  50.  / |     ||  \/              *  ||----||             ~~    ~           \ || I 
  51. *  ||----||                     ~~    ~~
  52.    ~~    ~~
  53.      Groucho Moo-x                Chico                Harpo
  54.  
  55.       ______________________            _______________________
  56.       |                    |            |                     |
  57.       |            (__)    |            |  (__)               |
  58.       |            (oo)    |            |  (oo)               |
  59.       |     /-------\/     |            |---\/           /----|
  60.       |    / |     ||      |            |  ||           / |   |
  61.       |   *  ||----||      |            |--||          *  ||--|
  62.       |      ^^    ^^      |            |  ^^             ^^  |
  63.       |--------------------|            |---------------------|
  64.             Normal Cow                  0   Cow  modulo one   1
  65.  
  66.                   (__)                                   (__)
  67.                   (oo)                                   (oo)
  68.      ______________\/______               ____    /-------\/  __
  69.     /___/___/___/___/___/_/|             /___/|  / |     || _/_/|
  70.     |___|___|___|___|___|_||             |__||/|* //-----|||_|_||
  71.     |_|___|___|___|___|___||             |_|__|/|^^      ^/|___||
  72.     |___|___|___|___|___|_|/             |___|_|/        |___|_|/
  73.  
  74.     Cow in the GDR before...             ...and after 9-Nov-1989
  75.  
  76.        ______________(__)_________________                      (__)
  77.      /_______________(oo)_______________ /                      (oo)
  78.      |                \/                ||                       \/
  79.     _|_                                _||                       ||
  80.    /__/_______________________________/__/|                      ||
  81.   (   )                              (   )|                      ||
  82.    | |________________________________| | |                      ||
  83.    \_____________________________________/]              /------- /
  84.     []               []               []                / |     ||
  85.                                                        *  ||----||
  86.                     COW-CH                                ^^    ^^
  87.                                                           Cowraffe
  88.  
  89.  
  90.  
  91.          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
  92.          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  93.   /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
  94.  / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
  95. *  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
  96.    ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^         ^^    ^^
  97.      Cow           Cow laden        Same cow       Nancy Reagan-type
  98.                    with milk     after milking     cow with milk
  99.  
  100.          (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
  101.          (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
  102.   /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
  103.  / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O
  104. *  ||,---||       *  ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
  105.    ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
  106.      Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded
  107. American Bull   seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull
  108.  
  109.  
  110.  
  111.          (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
  112.          (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  113.   /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  114.  / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||
  115. *  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  116. \/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
  117.   Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
  118.     on grass         on cow
  119.  
  120.           (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
  121.           (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
  122.   /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
  123.  * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
  124.     ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
  125.  ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^
  126.   Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the ****
  127.     a ****            ****             kicked out of her
  128.  
  129.  
  130.          (__)
  131.          (oo)                       U
  132.   /-------\/                    /---V
  133.  / |     ||                    * |--|                       .
  134. *  ||----||
  135.    ^^    ^^
  136.  
  137. Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.
  138.  
  139.  
  140.  
  141.          (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
  142.          (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  143.   /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
  144.  / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/
  145. *  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)
  146.    ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)
  147.  
  148. American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow
  149.  
  150.  
  151.  
  152.          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
  153.          (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
  154.   /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
  155.  / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||
  156. *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
  157.    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
  158.  
  159. Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow
  160. start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"
  161.  
  162.  
  163.          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
  164.          (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  165.   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  166.  / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||
  167. *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
  168.    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
  169. Cow who drank Jolt         Cow who ate           Cow who washed down    
  170.                       psychedelic mushrooms   psychedelic mushrooms with Jolt
  171.  
  172.                                                  (__)
  173.          *        (__)                           (oo)
  174.           \       (oo)                     /------\/
  175.            \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
  176.             | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
  177.             ||----||                    *  ||----||
  178.             ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
  179.      Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
  180.        to Caesar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
  181.  
  182.  
  183.                   (___)               (__)      (__)
  184.                   ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
  185.            /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
  186.           / |     ||V                   |        |
  187.          *  ||----||                    ||------||
  188.             ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
  189.   The Cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
  190. the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle
  191.  
  192.  
  193.              (__)                   (__)
  194.              [##]                   (@o)
  195.       /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
  196.      / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
  197.     *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
  198.        ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
  199.  This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
  200.   to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman
  201.  
  202.                O__O                             \_|_/
  203.                (oo)                             (oo)
  204.         /-------\/                       /-------\/
  205.        / |     ||                       / |     ||
  206.       *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
  207.          ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
  208.     Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
  209.  
  210.  
  211.  
  212.                         (__)                        (__)
  213.                 ^^      (oo)                        (--)
  214.             ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
  215.          ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
  216.        ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
  217.     ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |
  218. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\
  219. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \
  220. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^
  221.      Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
  222.                                              (What a bod, huh guys?)
  223.  
  224.  
  225.                )\               (__)
  226.               /  \              (oo)
  227.         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  228.            Cow swimming at Amityville
  229. (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
  230.  
  231.  
  232.                        x
  233.                    xxxx|xxxx
  234.                 xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
  235.                        |
  236.                       //
  237.                 (__) //                        (__)   (__)
  238.                 (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
  239.          /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
  240.         / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
  241.        *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
  242.           ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
  243.      Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows
  244.  
  245.  
  246.                             o        o             (__)    ^
  247.                              \      /              (oo)   /
  248.                               \    /           _____\/___/
  249.              (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
  250.              (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
  251.     /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
  252.    / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
  253.   *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
  254.      ^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
  255.                         ^^     ^^           ^    ^
  256.  
  257.     Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco
  258.         Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
  259.    (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
  260.      cow-culus)          Ray Tube)
  261.  
  262.  
  263.                 (__)
  264.                ([][])            "I have this recurring dream
  265.                __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)
  266.               /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")
  267.              /\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //
  268.             /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //
  269.                 \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //
  270.                  /======   \/            =======/==============//
  271.               *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\
  272.                  /      \ ^               //                   \\
  273.  
  274.                      Psycowlogist and patient
  275.  
  276.  
  277.                                                (___)
  278.           \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)
  279.            \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /
  280.         *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/
  281.       ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\
  282.      ^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]
  283.                \______/                        \_____\\//
  284.                                                 \__/
  285.    It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss
  286.     It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)
  287.                                                 //   //
  288.                                                 ^^    ^^
  289.  
  290.                                               *      *
  291.                                                \    /
  292.                                                 \  /
  293.        /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\                 \/
  294.      /   (__)                   \           +----------+
  295.     |    (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\       |          |          |
  296.    |^^^|  \/. \\       // \_* |^^^|         |          |
  297.    |   |-----`//`====='\\-----|   |         |          |
  298.    |   |-----//---------||----|   |         |          |
  299.    |   |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _|   |         +----------+
  300.     ^||^                      ^||^           ||      ||
  301.  
  302.                          "COWCH POTATO"
  303.          (__)
  304.          (oo)   -------------------------          _______________________
  305.   /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! |        |\ ^                ^  /|
  306.  / |     ||     -------------------------         | \    ^      ^     ^ / |  
  307. *  ||----||                                       |(_\ ^   COW-PIE ^   /_)|
  308.    ^^    ^^                                       |(oo\   ^           /oo)|
  309.  The Simpsons' cow                                | \/ \       ^  ^  / \/ |
  310.                                                   |(__) \           / (__)|
  311.                 \               /                 \(oo)(_\ ^     ^ /_)(oo)|
  312.                  \_____________/                   \\/ (oo\       /oo) \//
  313.                  /\___________/\                    \   \/ \  ^  / \/   /
  314.       Cow in    / /\_________/\ \                    \  (__)\   / (__) /
  315.       trouble  / / /\_______/\ \ \                    \ (oo) \^/  (oo)/
  316.               / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \                    \ \/   :(__)\//
  317.           ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___                 \ (__):(oo) /
  318.              \ \ \ \ \ \/  / / / / /                     \(oo): \/ /
  319.               \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / /                       \\/(__) /
  320.                \ \ \/_______\/ / /                         \ (oo)/
  321.                 \ \/_________\/ /                           \ \//
  322.                  \/___________\/                             \:/
  323.                  /             \
  324.                 /               \
  325.  
  326.           (__)               (__)              (______)             (__)
  327.           (oo)               (oo)              ( o  o )             (oo)
  328.   /--------\/         /^^^^^^^\/          /-----\    /       /-------\/ 
  329. ./ |        |       ./ {^)))))_}         / |     |\/        / |     ||
  330.    |--W-----|          ||``   ||        *  ||----||        *  (.)(.)||
  331.    | |    | |          ^^     ^^           ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
  332.    ^^    ^^
  333. cow before weight       cow after          Conceited       Dolly Parton's
  334.   loss program         the program            Cow               Cow
  335.  
  336.                               (___)
  337.                               (  OO
  338.   ______      ______      _____\_ |                 ______  (__) ______
  339.  |      |    |      |    |      |\O    cowstle     |      | (oo)|      |
  340.  |      |____|      |____|      |                  |      |__\/_|      |
  341.  |                              |                  |                   |
  342.  |                              |   (__)           |                   |
  343.  |          __________          |   (oo)           |     __________    |
  344.  |         |          |         |    \/-------\    |    |          |   |
  345.  |         |          |         | ___ | ___  |_\_  |    |          |   |
  346.  |         |   (__)   |         |_| |_|_| |__|| |__|    |   (__)   |   |
  347.  |         |   (oo)   |                                 |   (oo)   |   |
  348.  |          \___\/___/                                   \___\/___/    |
  349.  |                                                                     |
  350.  |                                                                     |
  351.   (                                    ______                         )
  352.    (                                  /      \                       )
  353.      (                               /        \                    )
  354.         (                            |        |                 )
  355.            |                         |        |              |
  356.            |                         |        |              |
  357.            |_________________________|________|______________|
  358.   \ \
  359.    \ \
  360.     \ \
  361.      \ \   (__)
  362.       \ \  (oo)                                                 /
  363.    /---\----\/                                                 /
  364.   / |   \  ||                               *         (__)    /
  365.  *  ||---\-\\                                \        ( OO   /
  366.     ~~      ~~                                \---\___/\_|\=/>
  367.             ^^       ^^                       |        \===/>
  368.              \\_____//                        | /______/  /
  369.              ||     |                 _________\\_\\_____/____________________
  370.              /\------\                          ^  ^    /
  371.             (oo)      \                                /
  372.             (--)       *                              /
  373.  
  374. Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas         Cow Circus: Tightrope walking
  375.  
  376.           ______________________
  377.          |                      |\
  378.          |       (__)           | |
  379.          |       (oo)           | |
  380.          |        \/            | |
  381.          |       / \ \          | |
  382.         /////////   \_ \_///////  |
  383.          |     |     /          | |                           (__)
  384.          |   /++++++<           | |                      _____(oo)
  385.          |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/
  386.          | *     |    \_\_      | |                   / |     ||
  387.    _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____
  388.  
  389.                 cow-lliope in the circus parade
  390.  
  391.       *
  392.        \
  393.     w   \    w                                             
  394.     \\  /\  //                                              
  395.      \\/  \//                                             
  396.       |    |                    (__)                         
  397.       |(__)|                    (oo)                       
  398.       \(OO)/                   .-\/-.                          
  399.       //\/\\                  <|    |>                       
  400.       ||  ||                   \ \/ /                        
  401.       ||__||                   |\/\/|                       
  402.      /^^  ^^\                  /----\                     
  403.    / ======== \               /      \                    
  404.   /            \              /* * * \                     
  405.  |==============|            /__*_*_*_\                    
  406.   \            /               ||  ||                      
  407.    \ ======== /                ^^  ^^                   
  408.      \ _____ /
  409. Cow balancing on ball          Cowslip                       
  410.  
  411.              (__)                                         -'`-       "Here's
  412.              (oo)     ____________________                ( oo        mooing
  413.       /-------\/     |                    |               /\_|--      at you,
  414.      / |     |\ /    |  o  o  o  o  o  o  |              | \ \__  _   kid!"
  415.     *  ||----| /     ======================              |  \___['
  416.        ^^    ^       ||                  ||              |    ||
  417.        Cowncillor            his cowch                   |____|-
  418.                                                           |  |
  419.                                                           ~  ~
  420.          (__)    (__)   (__)    (__)                 humphrey cow-gurt
  421.          (oo)    (oo)   (oo)    (oo)
  422.   /-------\/      \/     \/      \/-------\
  423.  / |     ||  ===================  ||     | \ *  
  424. *  ||----||   || |--|   |--| ||   ||----||
  425.    ^^    ^^   ^^ ^  ^   ^  ^ ^^   ^^     ^^
  426.                                                       (__)
  427.           A game of cowntract bridge                  (oo)
  428.                                                      / \/       ____________
  429.                                                     /   \===^__|            |
  430.                 ----------------------             _|___ /\  |______________|
  431.           (__)  | \-/   \-/    ||    |            |=====| |   |            |
  432.           (oo)  | _|_   _|_   |__|   |            *I   I| |   |            |
  433.    /-------\/   ----------------------             I   I^ ^   |            |
  434.   / |     ||    |   \-/  |   |    |  |
  435.  *  ||----||    |   _|_ |_| |_|  |_| |            wolfgang amadeus moo-zart
  436.     ^^    ^^    ----------------------
  437.            Just a humble cownoisseur
  438.  
  439.     (__)  (__)   (__) (__)(__)    (__) (__)(__)(__)  (__)
  440.     (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__)
  441.      \/(oo)\/  (oo)/(__)/  (oo)(oo)\/  (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo)
  442.         \/      \/  (oo)    \/  \/      \/    \/    \/    \/
  443.                      \/
  444.                          a cownfluence
  445.                    ________________________
  446.           (__)    /                        \
  447.           (oo)   (  Meet our great leader!  )
  448.    /-------\/  --'\________________________/
  449.   / |     ||
  450.  *  ||----||
  451.     ~~    ~~
  452.                                                     #            #
  453.                                                    ##            ##
  454.                                                   ##              ##
  455.                                                  ##                ##
  456.                                                  ##                ##
  457.                                                  ###              ###
  458.          M     M    OOOO     OOOO                 ###   ######   ###
  459.          MM   MM   O    O   O    O                #######    #######
  460.          M M M M   O    O   O    O               #                  #
  461.          M  M  M   O    O   O    O              #    ###      ###    #
  462.          M     M   O    O   O    O             #    #   #    #   #    #
  463.          M     M    OOOO     OOOO              #    # ###    # ###    #
  464.                                     \\         #     ###      ###     #
  465.                                      \\         #                    #
  466.                                       \\________ #     ########     #
  467.                                        \--------  #   # ##  ## #   #
  468.                                                    #  #        #  #
  469.                                           #########  # # #### # #
  470.                                     ######              ######   ####
  471.          ###########################                                ###
  472.        ##                                                             ##
  473.      ##                                     #                          #
  474.     #  ##                                   #                          #
  475.    #  # #                                    #       #         #       #
  476.    # #  #                                    #      #           #      #
  477.    # #   #               #                    #     #           #     #
  478.    # #    #              #                    #    #             #    #
  479.    # #     #            #                     #    #             #    #
  480.    # #      #          #                      #    #          ####    #
  481.    # #       #        #####                    #  #        ###    #  #
  482.    # #        #      #   # #####################  #########       #  #
  483.    # #       #      #   #                      #  #               #  #
  484.    # #      #      #   #                       #  #               #  #
  485.   #   #      #    #   #                        #  #               #  #
  486.    # #        #   #   #                        #  #               #  #
  487.     #          #   #   #                       #  #               #  #
  488.                 ##### ###                      ####               ####
  489.                  ###### ###                   ######             ######
  490.  
  491.  
  492.                                           /\                  __
  493.                                          /  \                 ||
  494.               (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
  495.               SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
  496.        /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
  497.       / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
  498.      *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
  499.         ~~    ~~             ~~    ~~                  ~~    ~~
  500.      This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  501.    to George Washington       this cow                   cow
  502.  
  503.  
  504.                  (____)             (____)                         (____)
  505.                  (oo  )             (o  o)                         ( O O)
  506.       /-----------\  /        /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
  507.      / ||       |  \/        / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
  508.     /  ||       ||||         \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
  509.    *   ||||-----||||          *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
  510.        /\/\     /\/\           /\ /\     /\ /\           ~~~~     ~~~~
  511.   This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
  512.   to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
  513.                                                            legs or eight
  514.  
  515.            *
  516.             \
  517.              \
  518.              |\
  519.            \ | \ (__)
  520.            \\|| \(oo)
  521.             \||\ \\/
  522.              ~~ \||
  523.               \\ ||
  524.                \\||
  525.                 \||
  526.                  ~~
  527.                   \\_
  528.                    \_
  529.     Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen
  530.  
  531.  
  532.  
  533.                                            (__)
  534.                                            (--)
  535.                                           /-\/-\
  536.                                          /|    |\
  537.                                         ~ |    | ~
  538.                 (__)                      |    |
  539.                 (DD)                      /----\
  540.          /-------\/                      /    \ \
  541.         / |     ||_\_/                  ~      * ~
  542.        *  ||----|               Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
  543.           ~~    ~                   (What a bod, huh guys?)
  544.  Cow chugging brews and staring at
  545.    sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
  546.  
  547.  
  548.  
  549.                         O O                 O O
  550.                          \ \               / /
  551.                           \ \          (__) /
  552.            (__)            \ \         (xx)/
  553.            (DD)             \ +--------+\//
  554.     /-------\/               \|        | /
  555.    / |     ||                 +--------+
  556.   *  ||----||
  557.      ~~    ~~
  558.  Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" at Gillies in Texas
  559.  
  560.  
  561.  ---------------------- Our exclusive BULL section -----------------------
  562.  
  563.           (___)             (___)
  564.           (o o)             (o o)
  565.    /-------\ /       /-------\ /
  566.   / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O
  567.  *  ||,---||       *  ||,---||
  568.     ~~    ~~          ~~    ~~
  569.       Bull        A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull
  570.  
  571.  
  572.  
  573.      (  (    )
  574.    ( (     )   )
  575.    ( (         )
  576.   (           / )
  577.  ( ( \\       )
  578.      ( |  // )
  579.        |   |    (__)
  580.        |   |    (oo)                   (__)
  581.        |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____
  582.        |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )
  583.      **|   | ---||                \ __________/
  584.     ``'---------^^
  585.         Cow Hide                     Cow Pie
  586.  
  587.  
  588.                    \  |  /         ___________
  589.     ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________
  590.    |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |
  591.    | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |
  592.    |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |
  593.    | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |
  594.    |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |
  595.    | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |
  596.    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
  597.    |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |
  598. ^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |
  599.    |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
  600.    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |
  601.         `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |
  602.          || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )
  603.                      (oo)    (oo)                       /---V
  604.               /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |
  605.              / |     ||        ||_______| \
  606.             *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *
  607.                ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^
  608.  
  609.                         "Cow Town"
  610.  
  611.  
  612.               \ (__)                       (__)
  613.               \\(oo)                       (\/)
  614.          /-----\\\/                 /-------\/
  615.         / |    (##)                / |     ||
  616.        *  ||----||"               *  ||----||
  617.           ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~
  618.     This cow plays bagpipes.      Cow from Beijing
  619.  
  620.  
  621.          (__)                     (__)                     (__)
  622.          (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)
  623.   /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
  624.  / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||
  625. *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
  626.    ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
  627.  
  628. Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love
  629.  
  630.  
  631.          (__)                                              (__)
  632.          (oo)                                              (oo)
  633.   /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/
  634.  / |'''''||                            / |                 ||
  635. *  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||
  636.    ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^
  637.  Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow
  638.                          *
  639.                       **   **
  640.                  * **  * * *  **
  641.                 *   /  /   \ *  *
  642.              \  \ /  \        / /                         (__)
  643.           *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)
  644.             /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )
  645.             \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()
  646.             /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||
  647.           \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^
  648.          /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles
  649.                  Cow in Heat
  650.  
  651.  
  652.            (___)
  653.            (o o)
  654.      /------\ /   (__)                         (__)
  655.     /    ____O    (oo)                         (oo)
  656.    |   / /----\----\/                   /-------\/
  657.    /\oo===|  /    ||                   / |     ||
  658.   | ||   *||^-----||                  *  OO----OO
  659.   *  ^^   ^^      ^^
  660.     Cow caughtin the Act             low rider cow
  661.  
  662.  
  663.          (__)                 \__\                 (__)
  664.          (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)
  665.   /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/
  666.  / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||
  667. *  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||
  668.    OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO
  669. Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow
  670.  
  671.  
  672.                  (__)              (__)              \_||_~
  673.                  (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)
  674.   /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/
  675.  / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||
  676. *  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||
  677.    OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{
  678.       li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow
  679.  
  680.  
  681.          ____
  682.         (____)
  683.                                .xxxx.
  684.          (__)                  '(oo)`
  685.          (oo)            /-----'-\/ `
  686.   /-------\/            / |    |============>
  687.  / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)
  688. *  ||----||               ~~    ~
  689.    ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi
  690.    holy cow            armed and dangerous
  691.  
  692.  
  693.            (---)
  694.            (   )
  695.           /-----\                          (___)
  696.           |     |                          (o o)
  697.           |  |  |                   (-----) \ /
  698.           |  |  |                  /  / \    O
  699.           |  *  |                 *  | O |
  700.           ^^   ^^                    -----
  701.           Coward                  Phone Bull
  702.  
  703.  
  704.   .            /\         .       .        :                (__)
  705.         .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)
  706.              /    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/
  707.             /      \              *        :        * ||____||
  708.             | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\
  709.      .     /| (oo) |\           **         :
  710.           / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger
  711.       .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :
  712.      . /    | |  | |    \  .               :
  713.       / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)
  714.      |______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)
  715.     .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/
  716.        .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||
  717.             !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||
  718.                                            :          ^^    ^^
  719.   The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow
  720.  
  721.  
  722.                           ...---...
  723.                        ../  / | \  \..
  724.                      ./ /  /  |  \  \ \.
  725.                     /  /   /  |  \   \  \
  726.                    /  /   /   |   \   \  \
  727.                    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  728.                    \          |          /
  729.                     \         |         /
  730.                      \        |        /
  731.                       \       |       /
  732.                        \      |      /
  733.                         \     |     /
  734.                          \    |    /
  735.                           \   |   /
  736.                            \  |  /
  737.                             \ | /(__)
  738.                              \|/ (oo)
  739.                           /---++--\/
  740.                          / |  || ||
  741.                         *  ||-++-||
  742.                            ^^    ^^
  743.  
  744.                Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
  745.  
  746.  
  747.               ..---..                             (__)
  748.              /       \                            (oo)
  749.              |  RIP  |                     /-------\/
  750.              |       |                    / |     ||
  751.              |       |                   *  ||----||
  752.              |       |                      ^^    ^^
  753.              |       |
  754. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
  755.  
  756.           Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
  757.  
  758.  
  759.                      (__)
  760.                      (oo)
  761.         /---+      +--\/
  762.        / |  |      | ||
  763.       *  ||-+      +-||
  764.          ^^          ^^                             *
  765.  
  766.    David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow
  767.  
  768.  
  769.  
  770.                                     (__)
  771.                                     (oo)
  772.                              /-------\/
  773.                             / |     ||
  774.                            *  ||----||
  775.                               ^^    ^^
  776.                              (__)  (__)
  777.                              (oo)  (oo)
  778.                       /-------\/    \/-------\
  779.                      / |     || -^^- ||     | \
  780.                     *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *
  781.                        ^^                  ^^
  782.                       (__)                (__)
  783.                       (oo)                (oo)
  784.                /-------\/                  \/-------\
  785.               / |     ||                    ||     | \
  786.              *  ||----||                    ||----||  *
  787.                 ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^
  788.                  Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
  789.  
  790.  
  791.  
  792.                     (__)                       _--------_
  793.                     (oo)                      |__________|   BIG
  794.              /-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC
  795.             / | 007 ||                         __________
  796.            *  ||----||                        |_        _|
  797.               ^^    ^^                          --------
  798.        Cow licensed to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
  799.  
  800.  
  801.         (__)                   (__)                    (__)
  802.         (00)                   (-o)                    (--) 
  803.   /------\/              /------\/               /------\/
  804.  /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||
  805. * ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||
  806.  
  807. Cow with Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)  Cow after pulling an
  808.                                                all-nighter
  809.  
  810.  
  811. *        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)
  812.  \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)
  813.   \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/
  814.   /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \
  815.  //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\
  816.  ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^
  817. Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow        Cow breaking
  818.  
  819.  
  820.           (__)
  821.           (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)
  822.            \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)
  823.        ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/
  824.        ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |
  825.     *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||
  826.         //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
  827.        //__                      Cow           Cow pooing
  828.        Cow marching            standing
  829.  
  830.  
  831.    Side      Front   Side   back            (___)  Where's all the bulls!
  832.    (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)            (O O)/
  833.    ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )        ^  _/\ /\_  ^
  834.    /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \        \\/   O   \//
  835. --------------------------------------------------------------
  836.  
  837.                                                   _______
  838.             (__(  .-<                            |   |   |
  839.             (oo)  |                              |___|___|
  840.           ___\/___|                              |\_____/|
  841.          |  |  |                                 |       |
  842.          |  |  |                                 |_______|
  843.        >-'  |  |                             _   |   _   |
  844.         *----/\                     /-------//   |--(_)--|
  845.             /  \                   / |     ||    |_______|  (__)
  846.            /    \                 *  ||----||    |       |  (++)
  847.            ^     ^                   ^^    ^^    |_______|   \/
  848.         Egyptian Cow                   Marie Antoinette's Cow
  849.  
  850.                  _
  851.         ________|@|________
  852.          |  POLICE  BOX  |                     __
  853.          |---------------|                   (^\/^)              \(:)/
  854.          |_______|     / |                    \oo/               (o|o)
  855.          ||  |  ||    |  |               /-----\/           /-----\_/
  856.          ||-----||    |  |              /|      |          /|      |
  857.          ||__|__||    |  |             V ||----||         ^ ||----||
  858.          |  ___  |    |  |               ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^
  859.          | |___| |    |  |              Vulcan Cow         Klingon Cow
  860.          | _____ |     (__)
  861.          ||     ||     (oo)    ---------
  862.          ||     ||----//\/ ---< Master? >
  863.          ||     ||B-9  \ |     ---------
  864.          ||_____||______\|
  865.          |_______|_______|
  866.                                                            ----------------
  867.    a Certain Time Lord's Cow                  (__)     ---< EXTERMINATE!!! |
  868.                                               ( ----0      ----------------
  869.                 (___) "Moo have twenty        _\/_
  870.                 |===|  seconds to comply."   /oooo\---O
  871.          ________\_/ /                      /oooooo\
  872.         | |        |                       /oooooooo\
  873.         # ||______||                      /oooooooooo\
  874.           ||      ||                     /____________\
  875.           ^^      ^^
  876.           RoboCow                         a Dalek Cow
  877.  
  878.    __________________        ___________________        ___________________
  879.   /ine McBovine McBov\      /McCow McCow McCow M\      /ttle McCattle McCat\
  880.  /cBovine McBovine McB\    /Cow McCow McCow McCow\    /e McCattle McCattle M\ 
  881. ------------------------  -------------------------  -------------------------
  882.  \ovine McBovine McBov/    \McCow McCow McCow McC/    \attle McCattle McCatt/
  883.   \McBovine McBovine /      \w McCow McCow McCow/      \ McCattle McCattle /
  884.    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  885.                             Ronald McDonald's Cows
  886.  
  887.                            # @
  888.                             ### @
  889.                               ## @
  890.                Pffii           #### #@
  891.          ___________D           #####@
  892.         |________  |            _______
  893.          (__)   | /             \     /
  894.          ( oo /~| |      __      \   /
  895.          /\_|// | |     /  \     |  |
  896.        _/____/__| |    |    |    |  |
  897.       |       ___/-----------------_| (__)
  898.       |      /   \     \     \       `(oo)
  899.       |     /     \     |     |       |\/
  900.       |    |   O  |    /     / __    /
  901.       |----|      |-----------/  \-\\\                 (__)
  902.            \     /           | o |  \\\               _(  )_
  903.     ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____
  904.  
  905.                   Cow Express                     Suicidal Cow
  906.  
  907.                                                 o        _____________
  908.                                                /\       /             \
  909.                                               [__]     ( take off, eh! )
  910.      __  |   \ /                              (oo) ----'\_____________/
  911.        \/----///\                      /-------\/
  912.      */\______(xx)                    / |     ||__|
  913.               (  )                   *  ||----|   U
  914.                                         ^^    ^
  915.  Pro-democracy cow from Beijing        Canadian Cow
  916.  
  917.  
  918.    o          o               o              o             o       o o  o    
  919.  o         o       o     o         o   o       o       o
  920.    o   o      o       o       (    )      o    (    )        o  (    (    o
  921.          O                     )  (             )  (             )  ( o  o    
  922.         (__)     o     o       (__)        o    (__)     o   o   (__)
  923.         (oo)                   (oo)             (oo)      o      (oo)     o
  924.  /------$$$$   o   o    /-------\/  o    /-------\/       /-------\/
  925. * ||----||        o   *  ||----||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||   o
  926.   ~~    ~~               ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
  927.    Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry
  928.                                         
  929.           /\                              
  930.          / O\                      
  931.         / ,  \
  932.        /  O   \                                       _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _
  933.        -/ ,  \-                                     /          |~      |~    \
  934.        /  O   \                                    |      |~  o|   |~ o|      |
  935.       /,    ,  \                                 /  \    o|       o|         /
  936.      / O    O   \                              /      \                    /
  937.      -/  ,     \-                             /        / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
  938.      /   O   ,  \                            /        /          .
  939.     /  ,     O  ,\  (__)                 /*     *\   /         ./\.
  940.    /   O   ,    O \ (oo)                /\       /\           .//.\.
  941.   /        O       \-\/                ****     ****         .///\\\.
  942.   ------------------||                 (oo)     (oo)         ////\\\\.
  943.           ||/ ||----||          /-------\/       \/-------\     ||
  944.           ||  ~~    ~~         /|      ||         ||      |\    ~~
  945.   Merry Cow-ristmas           *  ||----||         ||----||  *
  946.                                  ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
  947.                                       Christmas Cowols
  948.  
  949.                                O
  950.                                    O  O  O
  951.                                             O                    *
  952.            Moory Cowristmas!                 ___                /|\
  953.                         _____________________|  |_____         /||o\
  954.                        /______________________________\       /|o|||\
  955.      ~                /________________________________\     /|||||o|\
  956.       ~~  ####          ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||      /||o||||||\
  957.          ~(oo)          ||___|___||||||||||||___|___||     /||||o||||||\
  958.    /-------\/           ||   |   ||||||||||||   |   ||    /|o||||o|||o||\
  959.   / |     ||            ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ ||          | |
  960.  *  ||----||            ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo 
  961. oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  962.  
  963.   |----------------------|                         /\
  964.   |                      |                  /\  /\/  \
  965.   |                      |                 /  \/ /    \/\
  966.   |                      |                /            \ \
  967.   |                      |          ----------------------------
  968.   |______________________|
  969.                                               \/
  970.   |----------------------|                  o-#@
  971.   |______________________|
  972.                                        Minimalist Dead Cow
  973.    ----------------------
  974.       Mark Rothko Cow
  975.                                                     /=`=^^^#&#^@&)|||><<><><>
  976.                                                     \|}}{}{}{() (&)  ~~~~#***
  977.   (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |    #\**^^//?<>.+|##@\/---___
  978.   ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |    \|}}{}{/?<>.+|##*&(*$@))(
  979.   /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |    |##)#(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$ 
  980. ------------------------------------------------
  981.   (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |       Jackson Pollock cow
  982.   ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |
  983.   /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         ____________________ 
  984. ------------------------------------------------         |           (__)   |
  985.   (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |           (oo)   |
  986.   ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         |    /-------\/    |
  987.   /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |   / |     ||     | 
  988. ------------------------------------------------         |  *  ||----||     |
  989.   (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |  (__) |         |     ^^    ^^     |
  990.   ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |  ( oo |         | Ceci N'est Pas   |
  991.   /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |  /\_| |         |    Une Cow       | 
  992. ------------------------------------------------         --------------------
  993.               Andy Warhol Cow                             Rene Margritte Cow
  994.  
  995.             
  996.             oo                    --
  997.                                                            \/
  998.  
  999.  
  1000.        cow by night       sleeping cow by night        Cheshire Cow
  1001.  
  1002.                      
  1003.                      II
  1004.       ( MOOOOOO ! )  II\
  1005.   ________\   /      II +    (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! )
  1006.  |\        `v' \      + II   (00)
  1007.  | \________|____\     \II\   \/-------\
  1008.  | (     ( # @ )  )     II +    ||    ||\      (__) ..oo ( How can he     )
  1009.  |\|______\_O_/___|      + II   ||----|| *     (oo)        ( afford that? )
  1010.  | \_______________\      \II\  ~~    ~~        \/--------\
  1011.  \ (OO_##########_OO)      II +                    ||    || \
  1012.  (\(_____[PHIL]_____)       + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
  1013.      (_)        (_)          \II          II       ~~ II ~~       II
  1014.                               II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+-
  1015.  
  1016.                What cows think when people MOO at them
  1017.  
  1018.  
  1019.            /\\   ^                 (__)                          (__)
  1020.           /__\\  |                 ( oo  _                       (oo)
  1021.      _    (o o)  |                 /\__|( ) _                   /-\/-\
  1022.     / \   /\_/\ /                 |  \==//=(_)  *POW!*         /      \
  1023.       | /|I   I|                  | ====                       |      |
  1024.       ^/ |I   I|                  |    |                       |      |
  1025.       |  |I   I|                 /|  _ \                      /        \
  1026.       |  |I   I|               /  / / \ \                     __________\
  1027.       |  |_____|             *    ||   ||                          \\
  1028.           ^  *^                   ||_  ||_                         (_)
  1029.  
  1030. cow giving forgiveness         Moo-hamid Ali                   Cow Bell.
  1031.  
  1032.             (!!)                        _/\_                       \_\
  1033.     !!!!!!!!(oo)                 _______(oo)              _________(oo)
  1034.    !/|       \/                 /|       \/              /| Ferrari \/
  1035.   !/ |______||                 / |______||              / |________||
  1036.   *  ||     ||                *  ||     ||             *  ||       ||
  1037.      ^^     ^^                   ^^     ^^                ^^       ^^ 
  1038.  Last of the Moo-hicans        Mayflower cows             Sports Cow
  1039.  
  1040.                             (__)                            (__)
  1041.                             (oo)                            (oo)
  1042.             /--------------- \/              / ------------- \/
  1043.           / ( !S M T W T F! )               / (   |7 8 9 +|  )
  1044.         /  (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )             *  (   |4 5 6 -|  )
  1045.        *   (  +-+-+-+-+-+-+  )                 (  |1 2 3 X|  )
  1046.             ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ )                   ( |C 0 = /| )
  1047.              (+-+-+-+-+-+-+)                     ^---------^
  1048.               ||        ||                       ||       ||
  1049.               ||        ||                       ||       ||
  1050.               ^^        ^^                       ^^       ^^
  1051.               "COWLENDAR"                        "COWCULATOR"
  1052.  
  1053.    /\
  1054.   /  \         __                           ________   ------
  1055.  DOCTOR      _/__\_                           |__| |   |====|
  1056.   MOO/      /=(OO)                            (oo) *   |   v|
  1057.    \/    --/==-\/==\                   /-------\/      |^^ *|
  1058.       / |  \==||  \==\   ///          / |     ||       ------
  1059.      *  ||-|==||   \==\/==/          *  ||----||
  1060.         ~~ ///~~     \===/              ^^    ^^
  1061.        Gallifreyan Cow               Straight out of Cowllege
  1062.  
  1063.          (__)
  1064.          (oo)
  1065.   /-------\/                           #         #
  1066.  / |     ||                            \\       //               
  1067. *  ||----||\                            \\     //
  1068.    ^^    ^^ \                            \ --- /
  1069.              \                           |     |
  1070.               |                          |     |
  1071.               |                          |     |
  1072.               |                          / \_/  \        (__)
  1073.               |                         //      \\    <--(xx)--#-
  1074.               |                        //        \\       /\
  1075.   ___________\|/___________
  1076.         Cow-a-flower                 Cow at butcher's party
  1077.  
  1078.  
  1079.          ___--------___             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  1080.         / .    .   .   \            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  1081.    |\/   .    (__)    .  \/|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^
  1082.    || .    .  (oo) .   .  ||        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  1083.    |/\   .     \/    .   /\|        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  1084.        \___ .    .  ___/            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  1085.            ---------                ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  1086.                                     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  1087.         Cow in a haggis                   Cow on top of Ben Nevis
  1088.  
  1089.  
  1090.                              __               o oo o
  1091.                             (__)               \||/
  1092.                             (__)               (__)              (___)
  1093.      (__)                   (oo)               (oo)              (o o)
  1094.      (  )            /-------\/         /-------\/        /$$$$$$$\ /
  1095.     ( /* )          / |     ||         / |     ||        / $$$$$$$|O
  1096.      |  |          *  ||----||        *  ||----||       *  ||w---||
  1097.      ^  ^             ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^
  1098.    Dairy-Air      East Indian Cow       Injun Cow          Cash Cow
  1099.  
  1100.                                                                     (       )
  1101.               (___)      PRISON#  #  #  #  #                         ||| |||
  1102.               (o o)      #  #  #  #  #(_#) #                         (O   O)
  1103.   /------------\ /       #  #  #  #  #(o#) #             /------------\___/
  1104.  / |           #-#       #  #/-#--#--#-\#  #            / |           ||| *  
  1105. *  |         |||         #  # |#  #  #||#  #           /  ||          |||
  1106.    ||--------|||         # *# |#--#--#||#  #          *   ||----------|||
  1107.    ^^         ^^         #  # ^#  #  #^^#  #              ^^           ^^
  1108.   Orville Redencow                            The Bakker Cows
  1109.  
  1110.            (__)                                     (__)
  1111.          /   oo      ______                       /   #@      ______
  1112.         |  /\_|     |      \                     |  /\_|     |      \
  1113.         |  |___     |       |                    |  |___     |       |
  1114.         |   ---@    |_______|                    |   ---@    |_______|
  1115.      *  |  |   ----   |    |                     |  |   ----   |    |
  1116.       \ |  |_____                                |  |_____
  1117.        \|________|                         *____/|________|
  1118.  
  1119.              CompuCow                      CompuCow After an All-niter
  1120.  
  1121.              (__)                                   (__)
  1122.            /   --      ______                     /  .\/.     ______
  1123.           |  /\_|     |      \                   |  /\_|     |      \
  1124.           |  |___     |       |                  |  |___     |       |
  1125.           |   ---@    |_______|                  |   ---@    |_______|
  1126.           |  |   ----   |    |                *  |  |   ----   |    |
  1127.           |  |_____                            \ |  |_____
  1128.     *____/|________|                            \|________|
  1129.  
  1130.     CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard       CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler
  1131.  
  1132.       \\                                    \\
  1133.        \\                                    \\
  1134.        / \                                   / \
  1135.       /   \                                 /   \
  1136.       \    \                                \    \
  1137.        \    \(__)                            \    \(__)
  1138.      *-->    (oo)                          *-->    (oo)
  1139.        /    / \/                           o /    / \/
  1140.       /    /                                /    /
  1141.       \   /                             o   \   /
  1142.        \ /                                   \ /
  1143.        //                                    //
  1144.       //                               o    //
  1145.  
  1146.   B-2 Stealth Bomber cow         Stealth cow on bombing run
  1147.  
  1148.  
  1149.                       (__)                 +=============================+
  1150.                       (oo)                 |  F R E D ' S   S A L O O N  |
  1151.        ______    ______\/              (__)|          +-----+            |
  1152.     __|______\__/____/\\[}             (xx)|          | ___ |            |(__)
  1153.    /   ---             \\ ---           \/ |          |/=|=\|            |(oo) 
  1154. |[]  /     \ \      /   /     \            |          |==|==|            | \/
  1155.     |   #   | \____/   |   @   |           |          |==|==|            |
  1156.      \     /            \     /        ------------------------------------
  1157.        ---                ---
  1158.              COW-ASAKI                           Cows behind bars
  1159.  
  1160.  
  1161.                  ____________                           ___ _________
  1162.                 (     _   _  )_                        (            )_
  1163.                 /    ( \o/ )   )                       /     ////     )
  1164.                (      \_O_/    \                      (     (---)     \
  1165.                 \      /O\      )                      \    |moo|      )
  1166.                  (    #   @    /                        (   (---)     /
  1167.                   (_____/\____)                          (_____/\____)
  1168.                        o                                      o
  1169.                       o                                      o
  1170.                     o                                      o
  1171.                 (__)                                   (__)
  1172.            /----(uu)                              /----(uu)
  1173.           /|     \/                              /|     \/
  1174.          * ||----||                             * ||----||
  1175.            ~~    ~~                               ~~    ~~              
  1176.          Dreaming Cow                         Cow Dreaming of Silage
  1177.  
  1178.             (__)      o   o               *        (__)
  1179.             (oo)     o  o                  \       (OO)
  1180.      /-------\/==o  o                       \-------\/
  1181.     / |     ||  ____                    []   |     ||
  1182.    *  ||----||  |__|                   (/\)s==|----||
  1183.       ~~    ~~                         /__\   ~    ~~
  1184.   Cow blowing bubbles.             Cow kicking over lantern that started
  1185.                                      the Great Chicago Fire of 1885.
  1186.  
  1187.                 __//     \__                                 |\__|\
  1188.         /^^^)^^/   )     (   \^^(^^^\                        | 00 |
  1189.        /(    _(  ^/       \^  )_    )\                  \---<( -- )>---/
  1190.       /  \ //  | /         \ |  \ /  \                   \    |--|    /
  1191.      /    \   O/           \O   //    \                   \__/    \--/
  1192.     (    )/\                   //\(    )                    (      )
  1193.     /\  //                         \  /\                    |      |
  1194.    / / /W          COW-TOW          W\ \ \                  --------
  1195.  *  \(                               )/  *                   ||  ||
  1196.       \_                           _//                       nn  nn
  1197.   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^          Cow after learning that
  1198.                                                      the vice president has a 
  1199.                                                      lower IQ than he does 
  1200.                                                                /.
  1201.                                                          moo  /`'\  .
  1202.              (__)   MOO!                                   ` /    ./ \..
  1203.              (oo)  /                                      ../   .'      \.
  1204.       /-------\/                                       ../    /    ../    \
  1205.      / |     ||                                      ./     ./   ./        \
  1206.     *  ||----||                                    ./     ./            \   \. 
  1207. -------^^----^^-----                           .../    ../       ../          \
  1208.  
  1209.                     \                         /       /         /
  1210.                           Ech-cow   (echo)
  1211.  
  1212.                  ________________                 (__)
  1213.          ^__^   /                \                (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO!
  1214.          (oo)  ( Milk is logical. )             __ \O//
  1215.   /-------\/ --'\________________/             /   ==s)\_____
  1216.  / |     ||                                *--/|_/-----/    OO       COW *  
  1217.    ||W---||                                    |__       __ II     JOYRIDES
  1218.    ^^    ^^                          O O o  o  /  \-----/  \ Mr Spock's cow   
  1219.                                                \__/     \__/
  1220.                                
  1221.       *             .                 .    ,
  1222.            .           .     *        .      .
  1223.                      .                                 *
  1224.           \   /         ,        (__)   ,       ,
  1225.         -   *   -                (  )    .      |
  1226.       .   /   \     ,       .     \/     .        -   -    .
  1227.          .                       / \\        ,      |
  1228.         ,      *         *      /   /\\
  1229.                    .           /\\ /       .           .
  1230.           *           .       /   \\             .         .
  1231.     _|_    ,   .    ,        /           ,      *
  1232.      |  .     ,       .     *        , .           .
  1233.        .    ,     .         .            .  *          .
  1234.  
  1235.                            The Milky Way
  1236.  
  1237.                       \  /         ________________________________
  1238.                        \/         /                                \
  1239.                (__)    /\         |    At times likes these you    |
  1240.                (oo)   O  O        | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! |
  1241.                _\/_   //        O \________________________________/
  1242.          *    (    ) //       O
  1243.           \  (\\    //       o
  1244.            \(  \\    )      o                                   (__)
  1245.             (   \\   )   /\                                     (oo)
  1246.   ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__                                /\/\
  1247.  |\__[=======______//________)__\                      Cocown  (\==/)
  1248.  \|_______________//____________|                               \<>/
  1249.      |||      || //||     |||
  1250.      |||      || @.||     |||                            (___)      /^^^^^\
  1251.       ||      \/  .\/      ||                            /- -\     /  MU  /
  1252.                  . .                                    (  ^  ) __/______/
  1253.                 '.'.`                                    \_O_/
  1254.              COW-OPERATION                             Buddha's Cow
  1255.  
  1256.  
  1257.    (_                 ~         -       _)             /       ~
  1258.           (           -                        -               |  =s O         
  1259.                      |            *
  1260.                   |           O        \      \       -  |
  1261.              |                                   \               |
  1262.         -                    -                |
  1263.  
  1264. )
  1265.        Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.
  1266.  
  1267.                                  (__)
  1268.                                  (oo)
  1269.                                   \/                             \___/
  1270.                            /     / \\                            (0 0)
  1271.                                 /   /\\                           \ /
  1272.                                /\\ /                               v
  1273.                     /         /   \\                               |
  1274.                              /                             <-------|------->
  1275.                        /    *                                      |
  1276.                  |\                                                |
  1277.            /     |  \         /                                  __|__
  1278.                  \\   \                                          \/ \/
  1279.            /       \\   \                                        \/ \/
  1280.       /              \\___\                                      \/ \/
  1281.             /          \\                                        __|__
  1282.                /         \\                                         \   /
  1283.  /    /           /        \\                                    |\ /|
  1284.             /                \\                                  | V |
  1285.         /         /            \\                                |   |
  1286.               /                  \\                              |   |
  1287.                    /               \\                            W   W
  1288.                                      \\
  1289.        ===============================O===========        Stick Cow sunbathing
  1290.        ===========================================        at Malibu wearing a
  1291.         O)                                      O)        special cow bikini.
  1292.                    The dreaded cowtapult
  1293.  
  1294.     (__)                                (___)            **       ((__))
  1295.     (__)               (__)             (___)             \\      ((oo))
  1296.     (oo)               (  )             (   )              \\------\\//
  1297.    | \/ |             (  /*)            |   |               ||      ||
  1298.     |  |              ||  ||            |   |               |||----|||
  1299.                                         (___)               ^^^    ^^^ Cows 
  1300. doin' it      Cows doin' it           \_*             Cow during an
  1301.  FRONT VIEW          BACK VIEW         TOP VIEW             Earthquake
  1302.  
  1303.           ((     _  _                       (___)              (__)
  1304.          ( D\   (_)(_)____                  (0 0)              (oo)
  1305.    _______\__| | MOOTV____(          /-------\_O---moo        *-\/-------\
  1306.   /|     ||   _/\____/              / |     ||               /  ||      |  \
  1307.  / ||____| \/^   /  \              *  ||,---||              *   ||-----||   * *
  1308.  ||    |      O    O                ^^    ^^               \/|(/)(/\(,,/
  1309.    ^^    ^                         Romio mooed...          while Julie ate.
  1310.      "Moo-vie Camera"                (The Bard's barnyard inspirations)
  1311.  
  1312.                        ______________________________________________________
  1313.                       |                                                      |
  1314.              _______  |                                                      |
  1315.             / _____ | |                       ACME MOO-VERS                  |
  1316.            / /(__) || |                                                      |
  1317.   ________/ / |OO| || |                                                      |
  1318.  |         |-------|| |                                                      | 
  1319. (|         |     -.|| |_______________________                               |
  1320.  |  ____   \       ||_________||____________  |             ____      ____   | 
  1321. /| / __ \   |______||     / __ \   / __ \   | |            / __ \    / __ \  |\
  1322. \|| /  \ |_______________| /  \ |_| /  \ |__| |___________| /  \ |__| /  \ |_|/
  1323.    | () |                 | () |   | () |                  | () |    | () |
  1324.     \__/                   \__/     \__/                    \__/      \__/
  1325.  
  1326.                            "The Moo-vers are here!"
  1327.  
  1328.          -- (__)          *        (__)*        (__)*        (__)*        (__)
  1329.   *---    - (QQ)           \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (oo) \       (o-)
  1330.   -   \------\/             \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/
  1331. ===   |      |               |        //  |        //  |        //  |     ||
  1332.   -   ||()--||               ||------+    ||------+    ||------+    ||----||
  1333.       oo    oo               ^^           ^^           ^^           ^^    ^^
  1334.  
  1335.      Roller Cow                            Cows in polonaise
  1336.  
  1337.          -------------/
  1338.                      /
  1339.                     /
  1340.                    /
  1341.                  /
  1342.                 /
  1343.                /                                 (__) 
  1344. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 
  1345. Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa)
  1346.  
  1347.                                                      \    /          ____
  1348.          |\/|                   {___}                 \__/         \/ *  \/
  1349.          (oo)                   ( * )                 (--)         | O  O |
  1350.   /-------\/ V          /--------\Q/          /--------\/           \    /
  1351.  / |     ||__|         / |      ||           / |     ||              \**/ *  
  1352.    ||----|            *  ||-----||          *  ||----||               --
  1353.    ^^    ^               --     --             --    --       Milkael Cow 
  1354. from Vulcan     Smoking 1-eyed cow    Cow w/ rabbit ears      Cowbachev
  1355.  
  1356.                         (*)                  (*)
  1357.    (__)                  ^                    ^                (__)
  1358.    (oo)                  |      |             |                (oo) 
  1359.    [..]                  |      =             |                [..]            
  1360.    ###           (-)     |     | |            | (-)            ###@
  1361.  ||   ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>==   ||
  1362.  ||   )  ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||  (   ||
  1363.  ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___||
  1364.  |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/|
  1365.  |  \  |     |                                          |     |  /  |
  1366.  =   * =     =                                          =     = *   =
  1367.                    cows having candlelight dinner
  1368.  
  1369.                                          (___)
  1370.                                          (o o)
  1371.     ( ** )                              __\_/__
  1372.     |e  e|                             //^^*^^\                  \___/
  1373.      \  / ____*===*______*             /   *   \                 (O O)
  1374.       OO      * Givenchy *\           / |  *  | \                 \ /
  1375.         |    *     *    *  \          \ |=====| /                  O
  1376.        /****************    *          "|_____|"
  1377.       //  *************                  | | |                Cow exclaiming
  1378.      ||    ||     \_/||                  | | |                  "Holy Cow"
  1379.      ||    ||     || ||                  |_|_|
  1380.      v|    v|     v| v|                   ^ ^
  1381.         Haute Cowture                    COWNT
  1382.  
  1383.                                         |\
  1384.                                         |[]         |\
  1385.                                    (__) |           |[]         |\
  1386.                                    (--) |      (__) |           |[]         |\
  1387.   *                        _________\/ /|      (o-) |      (__) |           |[]
  1388.   |        (__)           /,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (oo) |      (__) |
  1389.   |      __(oo)        *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|      (OO) |
  1390.    \=====  |\/         |           *--------------/,,      ,, /_|_______\/ /|
  1391.   _|_/     \_          |===========|           *--------------/,,      ,, / |
  1392.   -//\-----/\\         o           |===========|           *----------------|
  1393. -----------------                              o           |================|
  1394.     Cowazaki                        COW-WARD               o                o
  1395.  
  1396.       ______________________________
  1397.      /                              \
  1398.     (  Freisian a jolly good fellow! )
  1399.      \________________  ____________/
  1400.                       ) )                                            ()
  1401.                (__)   //                                            (  )
  1402.          (__)  (oo)  /          (___)                              ( __ )
  1403.         /(oo)---\/              (o o)                               (oo)
  1404.   /-------\/   ||                \ /-------\               /-------/||||
  1405.    ||----||    ^^                  ||---,||  *           *  ||----||  |
  1406.    ^^    ^^                        ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
  1407.      Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull                    Ayatollah Cow-manhi
  1408.  
  1409.                                                   (__)                |====|
  1410.   /--------------------/                          (oo)                 \oo/
  1411.  / |     ||           /          (__)      /-------\/           /-------\/  
  1412. *  ||----||          /-----------(oo)     / |     ||---->      / |     ||
  1413.    ^^    ^^                       \/     *  ||----||          *  ||----||
  1414.                                            ___/  ___/            ^^    ^^
  1415.         Network Virtual Cow                                    Cowcatcher 
  1416. (with separate frontend and backend)      Cow waterskiing    (Major league)
  1417.  
  1418.            /\                                               __
  1419.           {__}                                            _[__]_
  1420.           (oo)                                            /(oo)\
  1421.    /-------\/                                       /------#\/@
  1422.   / |  +  ||                                       / |     |#@
  1423.  *  ||----||                                      *  ||----||
  1424.     ^^    ^^                                         ^^    ^^
  1425.    Sacred Cow       Zen Cow (eating grass)          Hasidic Cow
  1426.  
  1427.   _____          _________________
  1428.  /     \        /                 \
  1429. ( 1+2=3 )      ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) )
  1430.  \__  _/        \_____  __________/                         (__)
  1431.    ( (                ) )                                  >(==)
  1432.     \\                //       )__(                        /-\/-\
  1433.       \    (__)      /         (oo)                       /(    )\
  1434.            (oo)                 \/-------*               ^ (    ) ^
  1435.     /-------\/                   ||     | \                (    )
  1436.    / |     ||                    ||----||   \              /----\
  1437.   *  ||----||                    vv    vv                 /    \ \
  1438.      ^^    ^^                                            ^      * ^
  1439.   COWculator (2)               Reverse Polish Cow        Cow-a-bunga
  1440.  
  1441.                                                          ^^    ^^
  1442.                                   O  (___) ||         *  ||----||
  1443.                                   |  (o o) ||          \ |     ||
  1444.             (no-bull-ity) --->    %  -\ /- ||           \-------/\
  1445.                                   |\/| O | ||                  (oo)
  1446.                                   |  |   | ||                  (  )
  1447.                                      / v-' ||                   ><
  1448.                                  /==========|                  (  )
  1449.                                 //         ||                  (oo)
  1450.   ,------._(__)                 ||         ||           /-------\/
  1451.  * | \     ( oo                 ||         ||          / |     || 
  1452. vv====>----=\/====vv            |===========|         *  ||----||
  1453.                                                          ^^    ^^
  1454.                     COWTOW                            Bi-cow molecule
  1455.  
  1456.                                  (__)                 (__)
  1457.         ()  ()             _____| oo |                |oo|
  1458.          ()()             /          |         /----|-|__|-|
  1459.          (oo)            /           |        / |     ||
  1460.   /-------UU            /____________|       *  ||----||
  1461.  / |     ||                ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^   
  1462. *  ||w---||
  1463.    ^^    ^^             Cow dressed up         Cow dressed up
  1464.  Eh, What's up doc?     as ghost               as Frankenstein 
  1465.                         for Halloween          For Halloween
  1466.  
  1467.          (__)             |\/|               (__)
  1468.          (oo)             (oo)              >(==)
  1469.    __[_]__\/       /-------VV         /-------\/
  1470.  / |     ||      / |     ||         / |     || 
  1471. *  ||----||     *  ||----||        *  ||----||
  1472.    ^^    ^^        ^^    ^^           ~~    ~~
  1473.  Portable Cow     Lycownthropy      Cow-a-bunga (2)
  1474.  (very handy)   
  1475.  
  1476.                        (__)
  1477.                        (oo)
  1478.                         \/
  1479.                     >--(  )--<
  1480.                        /  \
  1481.                    >--- {} ---<
  1482.                      v  /\  v
  1483.                      | (oo) |
  1484.                       \(^^)/
  1485.                        |  |
  1486.                        |  |
  1487.                       / \/ \
  1488.                       |  \ |
  1489.                       ^  / ^
  1490.                         *
  1491.                    Cownilingus
  1492.  
  1493.  
  1494.                              \   (__)
  1495.                              \\  (..)
  1496.                         *----\\\--\/
  1497.                            |  \/ ||
  1498.                            ||----||
  1499.                            ^^    ^^
  1500.                             Cowbird
  1501.                                  
  1502.  
  1503.                            _______ 
  1504.                               |   
  1505.                               |  (__)
  1506.              - - - - - - |    |  (oo)
  1507.                 -   -    +----+---\/
  1508.                - - - - - | |     ||
  1509.                 -  -  -    ||----||
  1510.                  - - - - - ^^    ^^
  1511.                         Heli-cow-pter
  1512.  
  1513.  
  1514.  
  1515. (___)
  1516. (  OO
  1517.  \_ | - Got some cows that aren't in here?  Add yours to the official
  1518.    \O   collection!  Send them to:  SkyWatch BBS Fidonet 1:140/118
  1519.  
  1520.  
  1521. (___)
  1522. (  --
  1523.  \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support.  Zzzz  a nice place to be.
  1524.