incredible! to think you're only human! Incredible to think you're only human.I am so proud of you! I am so proud of you! Kohwabunga, dude! Cowabunga! Dude! Are you sure you're not part computer? Are you sure you're not part computer?Are you cheating, or what? Are you cheating, or what? man, oh man, mega radicle MEGA RADICAL! Great job, that is really fantastic Great job! that is really fantastic! Why are you playing, You know it, all. Why are you playing? You know it all. Unexpected intelligence, for a human Unexpected intelligence (for a human).Good Job, you are doing very well Good job! You are doing very well! totally awe some!human Totally awesome human! Simply incredible! Simply incredible! Not bad, for organic matter Not bad! (for organic matter) Amazing! That is, for you. Amazing! That is, for you. maybee, you should ask me the questions? Maybe you should ask me the questions?don't get over cawnfident, yet Don't get over confident, yet! I should quit, giving you easy ones I should quit giving you easy ones! The next one will not be this easy! The next one will not be this easy! Don't get so excited! It's only a game. Don't get so excited! It's only a gameDon't you wish these points were money? Don't you wish these points were moneytoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, cool dude. To cool dude! you're learning these fast You're learning these fast! like, waow, man! Like, WOW, man! Not Bad, Not bad at all! Not Bad, Not bad at all! That is Correct! That is Correct! Thats right. Keep up the good work! Thats right. Keep up the good work! A GRAND SLAM! Oops, wrong game, sorry. A GRAND SLAM! Oops wrong game, sorry. So, tell me your theory on rella tivity So tell me your theory on relativity. Is this too easy for you? Is this too easy for you? You are definitly getting better! You are definitely getting better! Ok, lets try a harder one. Ok, lets try a harder one. ok, put away your aatlas Ok, put away your Atlas! Well, what do you know, you are right Well what do you know, you are right. Keep up the good work! Keep up the good work! You never miss. Do you? You never miss. Do you? I am sorry, enci clo peedeeas can not , play. I am sorry, encyclopedias can't play. are you always this smart Are you always this smart? do you think you're good or something Do you think you're good or something I want you on my team! I want you on my team! Awesome babe. AWESOME BABE! Now you've got it! Now you've got it! Groovy! Groovy! Gracious, me oh my! Gracious, me oh my! bulls eye! Bulls' eye! boanus time coming up! Bonus time coming up! High Five! High Five! Give me Five! Give me Five! I'd shake your hand if I could! I'd shake your hand if I could! How are you at golf? How are you at golf? a teacher's pet, eh A teacher's pet eh? oh a smart one? eh Oh a smart one? eh? You are on a roll now! You are on a roll now! good guess , or , what Good guess! (or what?) u , baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad ,, realy baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddd! You 'bad' really 'bad'! the cat's me aow, i don't know what it means! go ask your parents The cat's meow! Eat dust, human! Eat dust, human! o , a wizz , kidddddddd Oh, a wizz kid! Is that a fact? Is that a fact? Where have you been all my life? Where have you been all my life? Who's the computer here? You or me? Who's the computer here? You or me? Anything I can do you can do better! Anything I can do you can do better! dum, de dum dum ,, oh well, i guess we will give u that 1 Dum de dum dum, oh, well, dum. Well gag me with a disk! Well gag me with a disk! shake 2 the left, shake 2 the rite, stand up sit down, rite rite rite Shake to the left shake to the right! A hole in one! A hole in one! Give that organism a prize! Give that organism a prize! human, vedgetable or mineral? Human , vegetable or mineral? You're spending to much time in books! You're spending to much time in books!I'll get you next time! I'll get you next time! How many times can you do this? How many times can you do this? well, isnt that special Well, isn't that 'special'. Ooh, ooh, can I be your friend! Ooh, ooh, can I be your friend! I don't get any respect! I don't get any respect! What's life without a few jokes? What's a life without a few jokes? yaba daba daba daba dooo Yaba daba daba dooo! can u say special, that's right u are very , special Can you say, 'special'? That's right ,yup! That's right ,yup! Oops! Oh well, you have more tries. Oops! Oh well, you have more tries. to air is human. to realy foul things up requires a computer To err is human. thats o k, you probably knew the answer That's ok you probably knew the answerNext time, I'll give you an easier one! Next time I'll give you an easier one!Good try! Good try! Keep trying. That was kind of close. Keep trying. That was kind of close. Check your spelling, then try again. Check your spelling, then try again. Try again for less points. Try again for less points. Ok, your not doing too bad, think hard Ok you're not doing too bad think hardDon't give up yet. Don't give up yet. I can't give you easy ones every time. I can't give you easy ones every time.I give clues, but it means less points. I give clues but it means less points.I bet you can get it next time! I bet you can get it next time! Don't hurt me, don't hurt me please! Don't hurt me, don't hurt me please! You wouldn't hit me, would you? You wouldn't hit me, would you? Think before you answer the next one. Think before you answer the next one. There is still a little time left. There is still a little time left. closeness only counts in horse shues, and , hand grenades Closeness only counts in horse shoes. I am only a computer not your parent! I am only a computer not your parent! Ok, let's try one more time. Ok, let's try one more time. Choose a box , any box , ok? Choose a box , any box , ok? Are you guessing now? Are you guessing now? Ok you are going to get a clue, soon Ok you're going to get a clue, soon. No problem, hot shot No problem, hot shot! Multiple guesses coming up Multiple guesses coming up! Still more chances. Still more chances. oh well, remember that last gooru error Oh well remember that last guru error?Take a little time to think this out. Take a little time to think this out. You always have another turn. You always have another turn. I could have goofed, try again! I could have goofed, try again! You never fail till you quit. You never fail till you quit. The race belongs to the persist tent. The race belongs to the persistent. There are still more questions. There are still more questions. What if I gave up now, keep trying! What if I gave up now, keep trying! There are only so many cuntries left. There are only so many countries left.Don't get discouraged yet! Don't get discouraged yet! You can't win them all, you know? You can't win them all, you know? You'll do better next turn! You'll do better next turn! That last answer was original anyway. That last answer was original anyway. The other half of the world is easier! The other half of the world is easier!You crack me up! You crack me up! I plead the fifth. I plead the 5th. what What!? herd any good jokes lately Heard any good jokes lately? Chill out. dude Chill out, dude! if at first u don't succeed, try, try, again If at first you don't succeed. you have got to be kidding! You have got to be kidding. beam me up scotty, there is no intellegent life here Beam me up Scotty! did you eat your wheaties Did you eat your Wheaties? For a price I might tell you. For a price I might tell you. Get REAL! Get REAL! Is that supposed to be a joke? Is that supposed to be a joke? What happened? you missed! What happened? you missed! I'm sorry, good try though. I'm sorry, good try though. i will help you in a minnet I will help you in a minute. first calm down, then answer. First calm down, then answer. Time is up! Time is up! You should have seen the last one. You should have seen the last one. no cawment! No comment... Why are you doing this to me? Why are you doing this to me? Quit teasing! Quit teasing! Have a nice one! Have a nice one! Almost. bud Almost, bud! need a hint Need a hint? Sorry no clues this round. Sorry no clues this round. Huh? What was that again? Huh? What was that again? A simple question for a simple organism. Answer this one ,, You know this one ,, I am embaarast this is so easy ,, I know you can answer this one ,, This is not my favorite, but,, Have I asked this before, I doubt it ,, Call the peetza dude, we are ready for a break Creatures like yourself do improve with age,, How many times can I give you the easy ones,, practiss makes perfect, humans can learn too, Try this one good looking,, Ok al bert hine stine,, Good luck on this one, it's tough,, Your not bad for organic matter,, This is my favorite,, I know this one, do you,, ok, for big points,, For what's behind door # 3,, Lets try this one, Ok,, I bet you can't answer this one,, Can you guess this one,, u did pretty well on the last 1, let's see how u do on this 1, Guessing is not one of the higher thought processes,, Some day soon humans may evolve into a higher life form ,, Come on stranger, make my day,, I live for this ,, Your wish is my command , but first ,, hay dude, radicle hair. now back to the game tryul and error can produce amazing results in the lower life forms, Moving right along,, Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far , away,, Ready or not,, On your mark ,, get set ,, here is a tough one ,, this is for all the marbles,, are you sure you can handle this 1,, hint books are now available,, i will ask the questions here ,, Just the facts mam ,, Here comes a rather exciting one , ho , hum ,, You will never guess this one ,, you will like this one ,, your turn is comming up , be patient ,, Did I ever tell you about the time I, single handed lee ,, oh ,, Go for it,, I can't wait for my turn ,, next time, try the wheel of fortchune,, Here is a hint , it has something to do with you're-up,, Why did the chicken cross the road ,, just a little organic humor ,, Number 5 is alive ,, No , 2 + 3 does not equal 6 ,, u oo , look , mauv a lus ,, After this , it is , party time ,, Toughest one yet ,, wholey kaow, bat man ,, this is like tareing teeth out ,, Garbage in , garbage out ,, If you thought that last one was tough ,, just wait , any way ,, Hit the Help key to end my agony ,, come on , one more, life form ,,
