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"We've done Win apps..but we didn't inhale!"--P. Kahn
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition."
"Who is #1?" "You are, #6."
"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
*Real* Trekkies work out at the He's Dead Gym.
--==**> Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <**==--
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
.. He is holding a magnet. Everyone back up. -- Data
186,000/mps. It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
2 Betazoids walk into a bar.One says "I'll have the same"
3 things occur when you age.. 1) memory goes 2) uh.. um..
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
Are Casey and Kildare a "paradox"?
Assumption is the mother of all screwups
Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (s)it shiva
Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!!
Communism is like a mouth on a lollipop
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with a 12 gauge..
Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof!
Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of the law
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Doctor Who for president
Does Microsoft mean "small and limp"?
Don't let school interfere with your education.
Drive A: not responding...Formatting C: instead
Drive A: not responding...Formatting C: instead
Drop your carrier, we have you surrounded!
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example!
Floggings will continue until morale improves!
From the Department of Redundancy Dept.
Help stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy!
Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Join in and steal me!
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I am sweet and lovable at all times.
I didn't shoot J.R.
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I keep my .BATs in D:\BELFRY
I know a good tag line when I steal one.
I program like a MAN. I use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE.
I Still miss my ex-wife.....BUT, My aim is improving!
I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepares to be askimilagrated.
I'm an incorrigible punster--so don't incorrige me!
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
I'm fat. You're ugly. I can diet.
I'm the person your mother warned you about
If at first you don't succeed, call it NT.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If this was funny it would be a tagline.
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
If you can't be good, be careful
If you can't make it good, make it big.
Is there a BBS-aholics Anonymous?
It's Ensign Pillsbury, Jim. He's bread.
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk!
Junk--stuff we throw away. Stuff--junk we keep.
Let's Go Mets!
Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.
Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
NO! I do NOT use taglines.
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Objects in taglines are closer than they appear.
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
On a clear disk you can seek forever
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
Pan the Avenger is back!
Pascal: What's it Wirth?
Paul Harvey fans always have a good day
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Prosecutors will be violated
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
Rush Limbaugh for president!
SYNTAX? Why not--they tax everything else!
Tagline stealing is the sincerest form of flattery.
Tasha Yar supports Data entry.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.
THE ROAD TO SUCCESS IS ALWAYS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall.
This is your sysop. ┬╟┤ï$ ¡s á µsÉΓ φñ dΓµg$.
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader. NOT!
Those who can, do. Those who can't, supervise!
To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics.
To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer!
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
Turn your 486 into an XT--just add Windows!
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Try three.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
What's GNU with you?
When the chips are down, the buffalo's empty.
Where there's a will, there's a probate
Who you callin' "argumentative", Bucko?
Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something.
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
You are the IRS--you have the power to terrorize!
You are the Senate. You have the power to filibuster.
Your reality check just bounced.
Your Zip file is open.
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