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Change is inevitable... except from a vending machine!
PKZIP OLDKITBAG.ZIP C:\TROUBLES\*.*
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Don't blame me! I just wrote the thing!
God is Real, unless declared Integer
If at first you don't succeed, call the author
I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere!
You may very well think that, but I could not possibly comment!
Hear about the Irish computer virus? It destroys itself!
Black Holes are where God divided by zero
I've got a...uh...uh...Oh yeah- a photographic memory!
The words John Major and chocolate teapot spring to mind!
Press SPACEBAR once to quit or twice to save changes
Uses for John Major no 43: Colour chart for a greyscale scanner
Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
The cost of feathers has risen... Now even down is up!
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
Dolphins: Don't trust a species that's always smiling, its up to something!
Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance
In your CONFIG.SYS file make sure you set BUGS=OFF
A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
When in doubt, mumble. When asked to clarify, say "Trust me".
1st rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts
You can have it good, cheap, or fast. Any two.
General Failure - (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic, (B)uy new disk
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl mistakes!
Don't ask me - I was hired for my looks.
Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
Daddy? What's this little red button for? Pzzzz...
Backup? I've never had troub**&{[} 3$$ERROR
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
I crush Cornflakes - Yes, I'm a cereal killer!
SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark.
General Failure Reading Phone Bill! ([I]gnore,[B]orrow,[G]et Cut Off)?
MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
I use a limited version of Intel's Pentium for my writing work: A pen!
It's only a hobby...only a hobby...only a hobby...
California raisins murdered: Cereal Killer suspected
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
Do not disturb. (I am already quite disturbed, thank you.)