Transcription: It goes without saying I'm tickled and honored to be here. I have to wear this microphone because it's being tape recorded. But otherwise, I'm going to ignore it if that's OK. With your permission, I'll probably be behind the podium as little as possible. What I'd most like to talk about is loud. I'm going to just make it a little less loud if that's possible here. Less loudness, less loudness, less loudness? Am I still hearable? Okay. What I'd most like to talk about, first of all, my kids and my wife and my whole family live over in Oakland across the bay, and we've just come across. And wha ...