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Title:       Prince And The Pauper, The
Author:      Twain, Mark
Date:        1909

Chapter XV

Tom As King

     The next day the foreign ambassadors came, with their gorgeous trains;
and Tom, throned in awful state, received them.  The splendors of the scene
delighted his eye and fired his imagination at first, but the audience was
long and dreary, and so were most of the addresses - wherefore, what began
as a pleasure, grew into weariness and homesickness by and by.  Tom said
the words which Hertford put into his mouth from time to time, and tried
hard to acquit himself satisfactorily, but he was too new to such things,
and too ill at ease to accomplish more than a tolerable success.  He looked
sufficiently like a king, but he was ill able to feel like one.  He was
cordially glad when the ceremony was ended.

     The larger part of his day was "wasted" - as he termed it, in his own
mind - in labors pertaining to his royal office.  Even the two hours
devoted to certain princely pastimes and recreations were rather a burden
to him than otherwise, they were so fettered by restrictions and
ceremonious observances.  However, he had a private hour with his whipping-
boy which he counted clear gain, since he got both entertainment and
needful information out of it.

     The third day of Tom Canty's kingship came and went much as the others
had done, but there was a lifting of his cloud in one way - he felt less
uncomfortable than at first; he was getting a little used to his
circumstances and surroundings; his chains still galled, but not all the
time; he found that the presence and homage of the great afflicted and
embarrassed him less and less sharply with every hour that drifted over his
head.

     But for one single dread, he could have seen the fourth day approach
without serious distress - the dining in public; it was to begin that day.
There were greater matters in the programme - for on that day he would have
to preside at a Council which would take his views and commands concerning
the policy to be pursued toward various foreign nations scattered far and
near over the great globe; on that day, too, Hertford would be formally
chosen to the grand office of Lord Protector; other things of note were
appointed for that fourth day also, but to Tom they were all insignificant
compared with the ordeal of dining all by himself with a multitude of
curious eyes fastened upon him and a multitude of mouths whispering
comments upon his performance, - and upon his mistakes, if he should be so
unlucky as to make any.

     Still, nothing could stop that fourth day, and so it came.  It found
poor Tom low-spirited and absent-minded, and this mood continued; he could
not shake it off.  The ordinary duties of the morning dragged upon his
hands, and wearied him.  Once more he felt the sense of captivity heavy
upon him.

     Late in the forenoon he was in a large audience chamber, conversing
with the Earl of Hertford and duly awaiting the striking of the hour
appointed for a visit of ceremony from a considerable number of great
officials and courtiers.

     After a little while Tom, who had wandered to a window and become
interested in the life and movement of the great highway beyond the palace
gates - and not idly interested, but longing with all his heart to take
part in person in its stir and freedom - saw the van of a hooting and
shouting mob of disorderly men, women, and children of the lowest and
poorest degree approaching from up the road.

     "I would I knew what 'tis about!" he exclaimed, with all a boy's
curiosity in such happenings.

     "Thou art the king!" solemnly responded the earl, with a reverence.
"Have I your grace's leave to act?"

     "Oh, blithely, yes!  Oh, gladly, yes!" exclaimed Tom, excitedly,
adding to himself with a lively sense of satisfaction, "In truth, being a
king is not all dreariness - it hath its compensations and conveniences."

     The earl called a page, and sent him to the captain of the guard with
the order:

     "Let the mob be halted, and inquiry made concerning the occasion of
its movement.  By the king's command!"

     A few seconds later a long rank of the royal guards, cased in flashing
steel, filed out at the gates and formed across the highway in front of the
multitude.  A messenger returned, to report that the crowd were following a
man, a woman, and a young girl to execution for crimes committed against
the peace and dignity of the realm.

     Death - and a violent death - for these poor unfortunates!  The
thought wrung Tom's heartstrings.  The spirit of compassion took control of
him, to the exclusion of all other considerations; he never thought of the
offended laws, or of the grief or loss which these three criminals had
inflicted upon their victims, he could think of nothing but the scaffold
and the grisly fate hanging over the heads of the condemned.  His concern
made him even forget, for the moment, that he was but the false shadow of a
king, not the substance; and before he knew it he had blurted out the
command:

     "Bring them here!"

     Then he blushed scarlet, and a sort of apology sprung to his lips; but
observing that his order had wrought no sort of surprise in the earl or the
waiting page, he suppressed the words he was about to utter.  The page, in
the most matter-of-course way, made a profound obeisance and retired
backward out of the room to deliver the command.  Tom experienced a glow of
pride and a renewed sense of the compensating advantages of the kingly
office.  He said to himself, "Truly it is like what I used to feel when I
read the old priest's tales, and did imagine mine own self a prince, giving
law and command to all, saying, 'Do this, do that,' while none durst offer
let or hindrance to my will."

     Now the doors swung open; one high-sounding title after another was
announced, the personages owning them followed, and the place was quickly
half filled with noble folk and finery.  But Tom was hardly conscious of
the presence of these people, so wrought up was he and so intensely
absorbed in that other and more interesting matter.  He seated himself,
absently, in his chair of state, and turned his eyes upon the door with
manifestations of impatient expectancy; seeing which, the company forbore
to trouble him, and fell to chatting a mixture of public business and court
gossip one with another.

     In a little while the measured tread of military men was heard
approaching, and the culprits entered the presence in charge of an under-
sheriff and escorted by a detail of the king's guard.  The civil officer
knelt before Tom, then stood aside; the three doomed persons knelt also,
and remained so; the guard took position behind Tom's chair.  Tom scanned
the prisoners curiously.  Something about the dress or appearance of the
man had stirred a vague memory in him.  "Methinks I have seen this man ere
now......but the when or the where fail me" - such was Tom's thought.  Just
then the man glanced quickly up, and quickly dropped his face again, not
being able to endure the awful port of sovereignty; but the one full
glimpse of the face, which Tom got, was sufficient.  He said to himself:
"Now is the matter clear; this is the stranger that plucked Giles Witt out
of the Thames, and saved his life that windy, bitter first day of the New
Year - a brave, good deed - pity he hath been doing baser ones and got
himself in this sad case......I have not forgot the day, neither the hour;
by reason that an hour after, upon the stroke of eleven, I did get a hiding
by the hand of Gammer Canty which was of so goodly and admired severity
that all that went before or followed after it were but fondlings and
caresses by comparison."

     Tom now ordered that the woman and the girl be removed from the
presence for a little time; then addressed himself to the under-sheriff,
saying:

     "Good sir, what is this man's offense?"

     The officer knelt, and answered:

     "So please your majesty, he hath taken the life of a subject by
poison."

     Tom's compassion for the prisoner, and admiration of him as the daring
rescuer of a drowning boy, experienced a most damaging shock.

     "The thing was proven upon him?" he asked.

     "Most clearly, sire."

     Tom sighed, and said:

     "Take him away - he hath earned his death.  'Tis a pity, for he was a
brave heart - na - na, I mean he hath the look of it!"

     The prisoner clasped his hands together with sudden energy, and wrung
them despairingly, at the same time appealing imploringly to the "king" in
broken and terrified phrases:

     "Oh, my lord the king, an' thou canst pity the lost, have pity upon
me!  I am innocent - neither hath that wherewith I am charged been more
than but lamely proved - yet I speak not of that; the judgment is gone
forth against me and may not suffer alteration; yet in mine extremity I beg
a boon, for my doom is more than I can bear.  A grace, a grace, my lord the
king!  in thy royal compassion grant my prayer - give commandment that I be
hanged!"

     Tom was amazed.  This was not the outcome he had looked for.

     "Odds my life, a strange boon!  Was it not the fate intended thee?"

     "Oh, good my liege, not so!  It is ordered that I be boiled alive!"

     The hideous surprise of these words almost made Tom spring from his
chair.  As soon as he could recover his wits he cried out:

     "Have thy wish, poor soul!  an' thou had poisoned a hundred men thou
shouldst not suffer so miserable a death."

     The prisoner bowed his face to the ground and burst into passionate
expressions of gratitude - ending with:

     "If ever thou shouldst know misfortune - which God forbid! - may thy
goodness to me this day be remembered and requited!"

     Tom turned to the Earl of Hertford, and said:

     "My lord, is it believable that there was warrant for this man's
ferocious doom?"

     "It is the law, your grace - for poisoners.  In Germany coiners be
boiled to death in oil - not cast in of a sudden, but by a rope let down
into the oil by degrees, and slowly; first the feet, then the legs, then -
"

     "Oh, prithee, no more, my lord, I cannot bear it!" cried Tom, covering
his eyes with his hands to shut out the picture.  "I beseech your good
lordship that order be taken to change this law - oh, let no more poor
creatures be visited with its tortures."

     The earl's face showed profound gratification, for he was a man of
merciful and generous impulses - a thing not very common with his class in
that fierce age.  He said:

     "These your grace's noble words have sealed its doom.  History will
remember it to the honor of your royal house."

     The under-sheriff was about to remove his prisoner; Tom gave him a
sign to wait; then he said:

     "Good sir, I would look into this matter further.  The man has said
his deed was but lamely proved.  Tell me what thou knowest."

     "If the king's grace please, it did appear upon the trial, that this
man entered into a house in the hamlet of Islington where one lay sick -
three witnesses say it was at ten of the clock in the morning and two say
it was some minutes later - the sick man being alone at the time, and
sleeping - and presently the man came forth again, and went his way.  The
sick man died within the hour, being torn with spasm and retchings."

     "Did any see the poison given?  Was poison found?"

     "Marry, no, my liege."

     "Then how doth one know there was poison given at all?"

     "Please your majesty, the doctors testified that none die with such
symptoms but by poison."

     Weighty evidence, this - in that simple age.  Tom recognized its
formidable nature, and said:

     "The doctor knoweth his trade - belike they were right.  The matter
hath an ill look for this poor man."

     "Yet was not this all, your majesty; there is more and worse.  Many
testified that a witch, since gone from the village, none know whither, did
foretell, and speak it privately in their ears, that the sick man would die
by poison - and more, that a stranger would give it - a stranger with brown
hair and clothed in a worn and common garb; and surely this prisoner doth
answer woundily to the bill.  Please, your majesty, to give the
circumstance that solemn weight which is its due, seeing it was foretold."

     This was an argument of tremendous force, in that superstitious day.
Tom felt that the thing was settled; if evidence was worth anything, this
poor fellow's guilt was proved.  Still he offered the prisoner a chance,
saying:

     "If thou canst say aught in thy behalf, speak."

     "Nought that will avail, my king.  I am innocent, yet cannot I make it
appear.  I have no friends, else might I show that I was not in Islington
that day; so also might I show that at that hour they name I was above a
league away, seeing I was at Wapping Old Stairs; yea more, my king, for I
could show, that while they say I was taking life, I was saving it.  A
drowning boy - "

     "Peace!  Sheriff, name the day the deed was done!"

     "At ten in the morning, or some minutes later, the first day of the
new year, most illustrious - "

     "Let the prisoner go free - it is the king's will!"

     Another blush followed this unregal outburst, and he covered his
indecorum as well as he could by adding:

     "It enrageth me that a man should be hanged upon such idle, hare-
brained evidence!"

     A low buzz of admiration swept through the assemblage.  It was not
admiration of the decree that had been delivered by Tom, for the propriety
or expediency of pardoning a convicted poisoner was a thing which few there
would have felt justified in either admitting or admiring - no, the
admiration was for the intelligence and spirit which Tom had displayed.
Some of the low-voiced remarks were to this effect:

     "This is no mad king - he hath his wits sound."

     "How sanely he put his questions - how like his former natural self
was this abrupt, imperious disposal of the matter!"

     "God be thanked his infirmity is spent!  This is no weakling, but a
king.  He hath borne himself like to his own father."

     The air being filled with applause, Tom's ear necessarily caught a
little of it.  The effect which this had upon him was to put him greatly at
his ease, and also to charge his system with very gratifying sensations.

     However, his juvenile curiosity soon rose superior to these pleasant
thoughts and feelings; he was eager to know what sort of deadly mischief
the woman and the little girl could have been about; so, by his command the
two terrified and sobbing creatures were brought before him.

     "What is it that these have done?" he inquired of the sheriff.

     "Please, your majesty, a black crime is charged upon them, and clearly
proven; wherefore the judges have decreed, according to the law, that they
be hanged.  They sold themselves to the devil - such is their crime."

     Tom shuddered.  He had been taught to abhor people who did this wicked
thing.  Still, he was not going to deny himself the pleasure of feeding his
curiosity, for all that; so he asked:

     "Where was this done? - and when?"

     "On a midnight, in December - in a ruined church, your majesty."

     Tom shuddered again.

     "Who was there present?"

     "Only these two, your grace - and that other."

     "Have these confessed?"

     "Nay, not so, sire - they do deny it."

     "Then, prithee, how was it known?"

     "Certain witnesses did see them wending thither, good your majesty;
this bred the suspicion, and dire effects have since confirmed and
justified it.  In particular, it is in evidence that through the wicked
power so obtained, they did invoke and bring about a storm that wasted all
the region round about.  Above forty witnesses have proved the storm; and
sooth one might have had a thousand, for all had reason to remember it,
sith all had suffered by it."

     "Certes this is a serious matter." Tom turned this dark piece of
scoundrelism over in his mind a while, then asked:

     "Suffered the woman, also, by the storm?"

     Several old heads among the assemblage nodded their recognition of the
wisdom of this question.  The sheriff, however, saw nothing consequential
in the inquiry; he answered, with simple directness:

     "Indeed, did she, your majesty, and most righteously, as all aver.
Her habitation was swept away, and herself and child left shelterless."

     "Methinks the power to do herself so ill a turn was dearly bought.
She had been cheated, had she paid but a farthing for it; that she paid her
soul, and her child's, argueth that she is mad; if she is mad she knoweth
not what she doth, therefore sinneth not."

     The elderly heads nodded recognition of Tom's wisdom once more, and
one individual murmured, "An' the king be mad himself, according to report,
then is it a madness of a sort that would improve the sanity of some I wot
of, if by the gentle providence of God they could but catch it."

     "What age hath the child?" asked Tom.

     "Nine years, please your majesty."

     "By the law of England may a child enter into covenant and sell
itself, my lord?" asked Tom, turning to a learned judge.

     "The law doth not permit a child to make or meddle in any weighty
matter, good my liege, holding that its callow wit unfitteth it to cope
with the riper wit and even schemings of them that are its elders.  The
devil may buy a child, if he so choose, and the child agree thereto, but
not an Englishman - in this latter case the contract would be null and
void."

     "It seemeth a rude unchristian thing, and ill contrived, that English
law denieth privileges to Englishmen, to waste them on the devil!" cried
Tom, with honest heat.

     This novel view of the matter excited many smiles, and was stored away
in many heads to be repeated about the court as evidence of Tom's
originality as well as progress toward mental health.

     The elder culprit had ceased from sobbing, and was hanging upon Tom's
words with an excited interest and a growing hope.  Tom noticed this, and
it strongly inclined his sympathies toward her in her perilous and
unfriended situation.  Presently he asked:

     "How wrought they, to bring the storm?"

     "By pulling off their stockings, sire."

     This astonished Tom, and also fired his curiosity to fever heat.  He
said, eagerly:

     "It is wonderful!  Hath it always this dread effect?"

     "Always, my liege - at least if the woman desire it, and utter the
needful words, either in her mind or with her tongue."

     Tom turned to the woman, and said with impetuous zeal:

     "Exert thy power - I would see a storm!"

     There was a sudden paling of cheeks in the superstitious assemblage,
and a general, though unexpressed, desire to get out of the place - all of
which was lost upon Tom, who was dead to everything but the proposed
cataclysm.  Seeing a puzzled and astonished look in the woman's face, he
added, excitedly:

     "Never fear - thou shalt be blameless.  More - thou shalt go free -
none shall touch thee.  Exert thy power."

     "O, my lord the king, I have it not - I have been falsely accused."

     "Thy fears stay thee.  Be of good heart, thou shalt suffer no harm.
Make a storm - it mattereth not how small a one - I require nought great or
harmful, but indeed prefer the opposite - do this and thy life is spared -
thou shalt go out free, with thy child, bearing the king's pardon, and safe
from hurt or malice from any in the realm."

     The woman prostrated herself, and protested, with tears, that she had
no power to do the miracle, else she would gladly win her child's life
alone, and be content to lose her own, if by obedience to the king's
command so precious a grace might be acquired.

     Tom urged - the woman still adhered to her declarations.  Finally, he
said:

     "I think the woman hath said true.  An' my mother were in her place
and gifted with the devil's functions, she had not stayed a moment to call
her storms and lay the whole land in ruins, if the saving of my forfeit
life were the price she got!  It is argument that other mothers are made in
like mould.  Thou art free, good wife - thou and thy child - for I do think
thee innocent.  Now thou'st nought to fear, being pardoned - pull off thy
stockings! - an' thou canst make me a storm, thou shalt be rich!"

     The redeemed creature was loud in her gratitude, and proceeded to
obey, while Tom looked on with eager expectancy, a little marred by
apprehension; the courtiers at the same time manifesting decided discomfort
and uneasiness.  The woman stripped her own feet and her little girl's
also, and plainly did her best to reward the king's generosity with an
earthquake, but it was all a failure and a disappointment.  Tom sighed, and
said:

     "There, good soul, trouble thyself no further, thy power is departed
out of thee.  Go thy way in peace; and if it return to thee at any time,
forget me not, but fetch me a storm." ^*

[Footnote *: See Notes to Chapter 15 at the end of the volume.]