(Y'know, it's a funny thing, Macho Man--!2Randy Savage, you call yourself the 'Macho Man'...&But there's nothing 'Macho' about you!(You say Macho Madness will live forever!(Hulkamania is stronger than the Madness!$I say Macho Madness is already dead!6It's HULKAMANIA that's running WILD, Not-So-Macho Man!&HULKAMANIA's gonna live forever, dude!9I've been saying my prayers and taking my vitamins, dude!4I've got the pump back, Jack! Macho Man, I pity you!0The little Hulkamaniacs are all behind me, dude!DRandy Savage, Scary Sherri -- even Zeus -- nothing stops Hulkamania!-I'm gonna put a hurtin' on you, Randy Savage!2I'm gonna slap you back to your senses, Macho Man!!I'm declaring war on The Madness!9Hulkamania's coming down HARD on Savage and Scary Sherri!8And whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild on YOU?!6Hulkamania's gonna runs wild on YOU, Not-So-Macho Man!<The pythons and the power are comin' down on YOU, Macho Man!1The Madness can't stop Hulkamania -- NOTHING can!The Madness...stops...HERE!'Hulk Hogan, the Madness challenges you!The Madness has arrived! It's Macho Madness, oh YEAAAAAH!1It's time for Macho Madness, yeah! Got to happen!)Hulk Hogan, you betrayed me, yes you did!9The Madness was betrayed, yeah -- by Hogan and Elizabeth!.The Madness is stronger than ever, Hulk Hogan!JSensational Sherri and the Macho Man are gonna run wild on YOU, oh yeaah!!GThe brew of the Madness is stronger than ever! Oh, yeah, got to happen!9Hulkamania's gonna die! And I'm gonna kill it, oh YEAAAH!?Get ready to cry, little Puke-sters! Macho Madness rules, YEAH!*Macho Madness is gonna DESTROY Hulkamania!*It's Macho Madness: 1;~Hogan: 0! ~Oh yeah!!The Madness will rule... FOREVER!Introducing first... 5... being led down the aisle by Sensational Sherri... 2... from Sarasota, Florida, weighing 238 pounds... Randy "Macho Man" Savage!!And his opponent...$... from Venice Beach, California...... weighing 302 pounds... Hulk Hogan!!3Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to~[r]!LThis contest is for the World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Championship!;It is scheduled for one fall, with a [u] minute time limit.JLadies and gentlemen, the time of the match was approximately [t] minutes!0The winner, and WWF Heavyweight Champion -- [x]!SLadies and gentlemen, because the regulation time has expired, the match is a draw!0Ladies and gentlemen, [v] has been disqualified! The winner of this match -- [h]! [a] by [x]![x] stuns him with [a]![x] unleashes [a]![x] lays [a] on [y]![a] from [x]![x] delivers [a]![x] sets him up for [a]!Beautiful [b]![b]!What [a] by [x]!A textbook [b] by [x]!Again![x] catches him again!And another one! [x] scores with a second [b]!Another [b] rocks [y]![x] rocks him with [a]!A powerful [b] slows [y]!Wow, what [a] by [x]!That [b] really hurt [y]![x] slows him with [a]!Can [y] survive that [b]?A devastating [b] by [x]!Vicious [b] by [x]!That [b] really hurt [y]![x] delivers a brutal [b]![x] stuns him with [a]! That [b] really shook up [y]![x] catches him in [a]!x] has him set up for [a]! [x] delivers a crushing [b]![a]! This could be it! Can [y] get up from that [b]?[y] misses with his move!Nice block by [x]!Well... [y] misses! Great defensive move by [x]! Listen to those Hulkamaniacs!%The fans are pumping the Hulkster up!Look at Hulk's NECK!'Hogan is coming back! He's coming back!The Hulkster can FEEL it!%The Hulkamaniacs have powered him up! Hogan isn't gonna take any more!$Look at the Hogan! He's on fire now! Savage is in a heap of trouble! What's Sensational Sherri up to?)Sensational Sherri can be very dangerous!Here comes Scary Sherri! What's Sensational Sherri up to?)Sensational Sherri can be very dangerous!Here comes Scary Sherri!She's choking out [h]!Sherri's choking him!%That's outrageous! She's choking him!What despicable conduct! That was totally uncalled for!)The referee will have to make a decision! Give me a break! That's a DQ! One... two... three! It's over![x] covers! He's got it! Stick a fork in him; he's done! [y] escapes! One, two -- and [y] kicks out!+Neither wrestler is doing much right now...)Neither wrestler can get their move in... Not much is happening here... Looks like a Mexican standoff...(Both men trying to get the upper hand... They're sizing one another up...A test of wills here...'When will these guys get on with match? Neither man is working tonight.Boy, this match is boring!I think they've had enough!What a match! I'm bushed! Bet they are, too!'Tremendous action! Unbelievable talent!+Boy oh boy! What an impressive performance!$Just an incredible display of power!(We haven't seen the last from these two!)Plenty of action, but no decision... yet!0Just incredible! They went the distance tonight!)What a hard fought bout! Maybe a rematch?2No shame for either guy... they went the distance!Hogan is in deep trouble!"Now there's a REAL wrestling move!That shuts you up, McMahon! The body tells it like it is..."Chump Hogan is in for a hard time! What did I tell you, McMahon! It ain't done yet, McMahon...Macho is just warming up...[h] better watch out...That got his attention!"Chump Hogan is overrated, McMahon! Savage is on a roll tonight!Hogan is washed up!That's REAL class, McMahon! What do you say now, McMahon?Macho is putting it to him!Hogan felt that one!Hogan is gonna get it good!&What you see is what you get, McMahon!Impressive move by Savage!I liked that move! Haw!"Chump Hogan was lucky on that one!No big deal, McMahon!You're so biased, McMahon!#It'll take more than that, McMahon!One move doesn't win it."You don't pick the champ, McMahon! Oh wow...No big deal...I'm not impressed...That's kids stuff, McMahon!Talk is cheap, McMahon!Let's just wait and see.Macho will come back! Chump Hogan is an egomaniac!Macho Man isn't worried... Ho-hum...[h] won't last...Don't be fooled, McMahon!Hogan's luck will run out.Macho ain't scared...Anyone can do that! Savage stopped that move cold!Hogan blocks it.)Big deal, McMahon! Savage will handle it!,Aww, the only support he's got he's wearing!#The fans may be impressed! I'm not!Sherri gave it to [h] good! Maybe that will shut [h] up!+She shut off the windbag's air supply! Hah! Macho has Hogan's number now!The end is near, McMahon!This could be it!$Don't you count Savage out, McMahon!"Chump Hogan is riding high, now... Macho is only playing possum!We got us a new champion!Now we got a REAL champion![v] gets it! All RIGHT!The ref blew it!Macho Man was robbed!!Hogan must be paying off the ref!Something's gonna happen...A pas de deux! HA!$Are these guys wrestling or dancing?%I'm sick of your biased commentating!#Okay, McMahon! Just gimme my check! I'm off to Hollywood, McMahon!#McMahon, for once I agree with you!Heck of a match, McMahon!%C'mon McMahon! [h] was just stalling!2Cut it, McMahon! "Your" champ just didn't have it! Chump Hogan managed to hold on!0Yeah, McMahon... you're the type who likes ties!'It proves [h] ain't what he used to be!&Nothing wrong with that move, McMahon!&McMahon, that ref is as biased as YOU!&Come on, McMahon... [h] deserved that!2Well McMahon, there were mitigating circumstances! [a] by [x]![x] stuns him with [a]![x] unleashes [a]![x] lays [a] on [y]![a] from [x]![x] delivers [a]![x] sets him up for [a]!Beautiful [b]![b]!What [a] by [x]!A textbook [b] by [x]!Again![x] catches him again!And another one! [x] scores with a second [b]!Another [b] rocks [y]![x] rocks him with [a]!A powerful [b] slows [y]!Wow, what [a] by [x]!That [b] really hurt [y]![x] slows him with [a]!Can [y] survive that [b]?A devastating [b] by [x]!Vicious [b] by [x]!That [b] really hurt [y]![x] delivers a brutal [b]![x] stuns him with [a]! That [b] really shook up [y]![x] catches him in [a]!x] has him set up for [a]! [x] delivers a crushing [b]![a]! This could be it! Can [y] get up from that [b]?[y] misses with his move!Nice block by [x]!Well... [y] misses! Great defensive move by [x]! Hogan has the crowd with him!%The fans are revving up the Hulkster!'Yes! The crowd is trying to help Hogan! The Hulkster is regenerating!&Hulkamaniac power! Just what he needs!$Couldn't have come at a better time!Hogan is sucking it all in!Savage better watch out! Look at the Hulkster, Brain! What's Sensational Sherri up to?)Sensational Sherri can be very dangerous!Here comes Scary Sherri! What's Sensational Sherri up to?)Sensational Sherri can be very dangerous!Here comes Scary Sherri!She's choking out [h]!Sherri's choking him%That's outrageous! She's choking him!What despicable conduct! That was totally uncalled for!)The referee will have to make a decision! Give me a break! That's a DQ! One... two... three! It's over![x] covers! He's got it! Stick a fork in him; he's done! [y] escapes! One, two -- and [y] kicks out!+Neither wrestler is doing much right now...)Neither wrestler can get their move in... Not much is happening here... Looks like a Mexican standoff...(Both men trying to get the upper hand... They're sizing one another up...A test of wills here...'When will these guys get on with match? Neither man is working tonight.Boy, this match is boring!I think they've had enough!What a match! I'm bushed! Bet they are, too!'Tremendous action! Unbelievable talent!+Boy oh boy! What an impressive performance!$Just an incredible display of power!(We haven't seen the last from these two!)Plenty of action, but no decision... yet!0Just incredible! They went the distance tonight!)What a hard fought bout! Maybe a rematch?2No shame for either guy... they went the distance!!Savage is clearly the better man! Monsoon, will you let me talk?$Stop monopolizing the show, Monsoon! Somebody'll be sore tomorrow.That Sherri is SENSATIONAL!#There's no love lost here, Monsoon.!These guys might fight all night!*Sensational Sherri will be the difference!That stunned him!It's heating up, Monsoon! I invented that move, y'know.%These guys kinda dislike one another. Let ME do play-by-play, Monsoon!&Hogan is just a glorified ham'n'egger!'They're really pounding on one another!I'm enjoying this match. I can't take my eyes off Sherri!(Macho Madness will stop Hulkamania cold! You're really biased, Monsoon! Hogan is a terrible cheater.Look at that Hogan cheat!&Gorilla, this circus scene won't work!+C'mon, Monsoon! Hogan needs more than this!!These humanoids can't help Hogan!Sherri gave it to [h] good! Maybe that will shut [h] up!+She shut off the windbag's air supply! Hah! We've got a REAL WWF champion!Macho Man wins the belt!The humanoids are in shock!Oh, no!"Another tainted victory for Hogan!This is sickening, Monsoon!Who's in charge here?A tit for a tat... Hmmph!Get on with the show!)I'm getting tired of doing BOTH our jobs!It's over? I missed it!#Look out, Monsoon, I'm out of here!&I've got family business to attend to!Good match, Monsoon!#They couldn't get it done, Monsoon!$Somehow, Hogan held on for the draw!Hogan was lucky!(I've got to talk to Sensational Sherri!! Look for a rematch, Monsoon!#Hogan has these refs in his pocket!2WWF President Jack Tunney should suspend that ref! Sherri was just doing her job!'The WWF is prejudiced against managers! HI'm sorry I've let all my little hulksters down! I'll get him next time! =The Madness isn't dead! I'll see Hogan again and destroy him! 9The Undisputed WWF Champion, [h]! The code number is [s]. a head smash a wristlock a stomp a punch an elbow a shoulder block an atomic drop a clothesline a suplex
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