Fun Online 1996 September/FOL0996.iso/DOUBLE_T/PLAYABLE/NONITM01.TXT

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A medicine cabinet of curiosities
Hey! A tea-chest of drawers!
I don't think it's been washed in months
Yuk! It has more rings than Saturn
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I wouldn't want to sleep in that
It seems happy, but you can never tell with elephants
An original copy of some guy's painting
I'm sure something moved in there
She's probably been here for years
An ancient ceremonial crown of kings long gone
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There's some tempting wares on display
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I wouldn't risk going in there
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It looks dark and foreboding down there
I think we're being watched
I'd like to see the cake that was in there
Even swag bags have to be washed sometime
It leads back to the hotel room
They've been thrown away for a good reason
I guess this is where the flour is kept
A guy could get paranoid about this
Cake? Soap? Well why not?
They look so happy together
It's a pity that there's no sticky buns in there
It looks like it's in full working order
Apparently it's a delicacy
There's bread a baking in there
This was fresh from the oven last week
I guess this is where the baker pounds his dough
Hey! this baker uses a lot of flour
Do you think I could get out this way?
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It's a way out of here
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A seedy rundown bar with peanuts
I guess you get all sorts in here
Staff only. Perhaps we should get a job here
What? After we spent so long getting in?
I can't think what those cakes are doing here
A reminder of the Birdman of Alcafraz
The conditions in here aren't very sanitary
It's a superfly for a superfly guy
The mysterious rainbow trout
It's not a barrel of laughs but a barrel of worms
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Wow! A five speed quadraphonic SupaBlasta
Black leather. Wicked!
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I'm not going back in there
There doesn't seem to be a queue
I wouldn't want his job
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It's covered in the dentist's tools
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They suck your soul out, and you have to wait four minutes
A sponge for a counter? Cool!
Well it is quicker by drain
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I think that's someone's home
A monument to Bob Connor whoever he is
It's an ordinary stand pipe made from zinc
A sprinkler I think. Gardening's not my scene
It's a pot plant. What more can I say
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It's seems to be set for lunch
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It's mans best inflatable friend
I don't think I'll get in that way
Do you know who invented the roller door? Me neither
Fin's ain't what they used to be for this shark
Extremely useful things. Probably
It's a ladder down to a trawler
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They always hover when you read a newspaper
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Woah Spooky or what?
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It's a way back to the antechamber
Tate's a real egomaniac
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At least some things never change
It's an Edison original
Wooden. Square. It's either the counter or the shopkeeper
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It needs some serious dusting
He's certainly seen better days
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Hey it's a brick counter. So what?
Brimming with goods. It's a shame I don't like DIY
They're special pun saws
It seems to be missing something I wonder why?
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Just your average dentistry laser cannon
It's a hole in a useless hose
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What great brushwork!
I think I can see a train in the distance
Now this is art that I can relate to
Hey! It leads back to Seedy street. So what?
Is this a way in?
A window cleaner's platform. For window cleaners
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Go this way to get out of here
It's a white knuckle ride to the ground floor
An open skylight? Hmmm
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You'd get square eyes watching this
Just press for Channel One
Press to watch Channel Two
Button. Push. Channel Three. Okay?
On and Off. Just like that
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I don't think it'll work
Hmm. The cleaners need to pay a visit
Hey. That guy's initials get everywhere
I guess Tate must start them young
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It's an important monitor
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Woah! It's an altar to Tate's greatness
He seems to be enjoying himself
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Spot the lie
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Well it's different to last time
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Hey great view!
Exciting composition or what?
Steps down into the depths of the earth
I'd strongly advise going that way
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Hey what happened to his face?
He should see an orthodontist
I guess Tate's not an art lover
Does bad clothing have a long half life?
There just isn't the same variety is there?
I guess the're not speaking to each other
Woah what happened here?
Gee and I thought it was run down before
It's still staff only
What you really want to go back to Seedy street?
Hey! Who watches the watchtower?
It's tacky. It's tasteless. I love it
Tate's not a big Bob Connor fan
I wonder if the're hardy perennials?
Woah a major nuclear project right here in Barryville
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He's certainly seen better days
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It's not environmentally friendly is it?
There's an idea for a sequel! Treasure Island Bud Tucker
It's square. It's brown. It's a box
Well it's different
What composition! What style! A masterpiece
Back to the overworld away from here
It's a dark dank yet strangely mysterious tunnel
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It's lost weight since last time
It's one of those plot device air vents
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I guess this is where they dump their junk
It's left end of the tunnel
It's the right end of the tunnel
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Hey this corridor continues further
It's seems like quite a walk
It's a mean lean green submarine
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It's a large red number three. Could be significant
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Walk this way back to the subway tunnel
Ah how sweet I don't think
The're just your average wooden bunk beds
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Hey! It's a genuine antique. Possibly
It's back to the top of the corridor
Woah! Cool plant
This'll get your whites really white
It's a cerebrally challenged waiter
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This must be the heart of Tate's operation
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Over the ocean blue back to the docks
It's round. It's a hole. It must be a way in
Don't these guys realise that green submarines suck?
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So this is where Tate gets his ideas
It's round. It's a hole. It must be a way out
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Hey! I think something's trapped in there
Woah! Computer games!
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It's all done with mirrors you know
Just what is it with these tentacles?
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It's a Watt and Pritney 60cc submarine engine
A button. Gee I wonder what would happen if I pressed it?
Look it's a very unexciting cupboard. Okay?
You can't tune a piano but you can tuna fish
It leads back to the docks
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Doesn't anyone do cans of coke?
It's one of those dark mysterious tunnels
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Hi-Tech. Plastic. It's some sort of security terminal
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Grey. Boring. Let's look at something exciting
Hey! It's the captain's chair. Now where's the captain's log?
A portrait of the captain's mom
This Tate guy likes his luxuries
Ugly. Mean. It's a good likeness
Why are they called French windows? Perhaps it's the accent
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It'll get us off the trawler
It's an oxygen bottle
Hey! How'd you describe a door
A way out of this place
Gee I can't think where this leads
It's a doorway obviously
It's a strange rectangular hole of some kind
Door. Go through door. It's real easy
I'd have to check the map
What? After all the trouble it took getting inside
I only wish it were that easy
I'll have to find the exit first
Let's get back to the mall first
You really want to leave this place?
Hey why not stay here and mellow out?
I agree let's find the exit
That'll be easy when we find the exit
So you don't feel like staying here?
It's the hotel rules
No jelly juggling after midnight
Trout tickling strictly forbidden
No licking the walls between meals
Camels must be kept on a leash
Standing on one leg is strictly forbidden
Rubbing lemon sorbet into the bedsheets is forbidden
Turtles must only be turned clockwise on Saturday
Cress must not be grown on the bath towels
There is no calling the cleaner Arthur
All legumes must be handed over at reception
Hmm Let's see..What is it the professor wants?
A wind machine
A land sailboard. Strange
One match
An inflated bladder. Bizarre
One example of domestic fowl
A sharp point of some description
One tray or similar
A clockwork mechanism
Gloves. Two
One Bowling ball
A tube
Hula girl outfits (medium)
One empty pizza box
Well this shouldn't prove too difficult