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- RED DWARF
- Frequently Asked Questions List (FAQ)
-
- Maintained by Patrick M. Berry (pat@interpath.com)
- Updated 10 April 2000
-
- Welcome! This is the FAQ List for alt.tv.red-dwarf, the newsgroup dedicated
- to discussion of the British science-fiction comedy TV series Red Dwarf.
-
- What's new
-
- Recent changes:
-
- * Added source for videos in Canada (thanks to Veronica Lam)
- * Updated book listing for The Official Red Dwarf Companion (thanks to
- Veronica Lam)
- * Updated URL for script of first U.S. pilot
- * Updated contact information and dues for the Official Red Dwarf Fan
- Club (thanks to the club itself for the corrections)
- * Updated "Who is Grant Naylor?" (thanks to the Official Fan Club)
- * Updated "Was Red Dwarf remastered?" (thanks to the Official Fan Club)
- * Deleted reference to the never-released video The Making of Red Dwarf
- (thanks to the Official Fan Club)
- * Updated contact information for Network Ltd and Alchemy Carta Ltd
- (thanks to the Official Fan Club)
- * Modified wording of Was Craig Charles arrested for rape? (thanks to
- the Official Fan Club)
- * Removed spoiler protection from What's new in Series 8? (thanks to the
- Official Fan Club for the suggestion)
- * Updated description of the Red Dwarf Documents Guide (thanks to Tafka)
-
- Where to find the latest FAQ List
-
- You can obtain the current FAQ List by several methods:
-
- World Wide Web: The HTML version (which is updated continually) resides at
- http://home.interpath.net/pat/rd/faq.html.
-
- Usenet: A plain-text version is created from the HTML on the first of each
- month. The current plain-text version is posted every 30 days to
- alt.tv.red-dwarf, alt.answers, and news.answers.
-
- FAQ archive: The most recently posted plain-text version is archived at:
-
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-
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-
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- Please don't ask me to mail you the FAQ List. You should have no trouble
- obtaining it from one of the sources listed above, and I don't have time to
- mail a copy to everyone who wants one.
-
- The knowledge collected in this FAQ is not the product of one person's
- wisdom. It is a product of the group discussion process. If your question
- isn't answered here, the FAQ maintainer probably doesn't know the answer.
- For best results, ask your question in the alt.tv.red-dwarf newsgroup. It's
- better to give your question exposure to multiple people who might know the
- answer than to ask only one person who almost certainly doesn't.
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-
- This FAQ List was originally created by Michael J. Montoure and Renee Ann
- Byrd.
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-
- The questions
-
- What is alt.tv.red-dwarf?
- What is Red Dwarf?
- Did Red Dwarf start on radio?
- Is there an American version of Red Dwarf?
- Who is Grant Naylor?
- What does "smeg" mean?
- What does "LEVEL NIVELO" mean?
- What is "vindaloo"?
- What are the other foods mentioned on the show?
- Aren't there a lot of inconsistencies in Red Dwarf?
- How did Holly become female? Why did Kryten change?
- What happened to the Red Dwarf and Holly?
- What's the title of the last episode of Series 2?
- What are they really saying in "Backwards?"
- What's in canister 1121?
- Who played Baby Lister in "Ouroboros"?
- What are the Space Corps Directives?
- Are there aliens in Red Dwarf?
- What are the lyrics of the theme song?
- What are the lyrics of "Tongue Tied"?
- What are the lyrics of the Rimmer Munchkin Song?
- Was Red Dwarf remastered?
- What was "Red Dwarf Night"?
- What's new in Series 8?
- Is a Red Dwarf movie in the works?
- Will there be a Series 9?
- What happened to Rimmer? How is Kochanski alive, and why does she look
- different?
- Where can I see Red Dwarf in the United States?
- Where can I get videotapes of Red Dwarf?
- What are the "Smeg Ups" and "Smeg Outs" tapes?
- Where can I get other Red Dwarf merchandise?
- Is there an episode guide for Red Dwarf?
- What other Red Dwarf documents are available online?
- Where can I write to the cast and crew of the show?
- Was Craig Charles arrested for rape?
- Are there books about Red Dwarf?
- Are there Red Dwarf fan clubs?
- Are there IRC channels for Red Dwarf fans?
- Are there Red Dwarf mailing lists?
- Are there Red Dwarf magazines?
- Has Red Dwarf won any awards?
- What other roles have Red Dwarf actors played?
- Would anyone like any toast?
-
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-
- What is alt.tv.red-dwarf?
-
- alt.tv.red-dwarf is a Usenet newsgroup devoted to the discussion of Red
- Dwarf.
-
- There is a Web page for readers of the newsgroup at
- http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~gimbal/index.html.
-
- Warning: Read the alt.tv.red-dwarf Primer before posting to the newsgroup!
- The Primer explains how the newsgroup works and provides some informal
- rules. Everyone who posts to alt.tv.red-dwarf is assumed to be familiar
- with the Primer, and people who don't bother to read it tend to get yelled
- at. So take a few moments to look it over.
-
- http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~gimbal/primer.htm
-
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-
- What is Red Dwarf?
-
- Red Dwarf is a British TV show that has been airing on the BBC since 1988.
- It's a half-hour science fiction comedy that tells the story of the last
- living human being and his nonhuman companions in the distant future. The
- premise of the show is best summed up in the opening narration (by Holly,
- the ship's computer) used in the first series:
-
- This is an S.O.S. distress call from the mining ship Red Dwarf.
- The crew are dead, killed by a radiation leak. The only survivors
- are Dave Lister, who was in suspended animation during the
- disaster, and his pregnant cat, who was safely sealed in the
- hold. Revived three million years later, Lister's only companions
- are a life-form who evolved from his cat, and Arnold Rimmer, a
- hologram simulation of one of the dead crew.
-
- Accompanied by the Cat, Rimmer, Holly, and an android named Kryten, Lister
- pursues his dream of returning to Earth and settling down with his
- long-lost girlfriend. Along the way, he encounters parallel universes, time
- warps, genetic mutants, holes in space, and a moon shaped like Felicity
- Kendal's bottom.
-
- The regular cast of the series is:
-
- Dave Lister Craig Charles
- Arnold Rimmer Chris Barrie
-
- Holly Norman Lovett (Series 1, 2, 7, 8)
- Hattie Hayridge (Series 3-5)
- The Cat Danny John-Jules
- Kryten Robert Llewellyn (Series 3-8)
- Kristine Kochanski Chloe Annett (Series 7-8)
-
- Red Dwarf is also a series of novels based on the TV show. The novels
- greatly expand on, and are greatly different from, the show. Many of the
- same ideas appear in the novels, but these ideas are put together in new
- and interesting ways. Four novels have been published so far:
-
- Red Dwarf: Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers
- by Grant Naylor
- ISBN 0-14-012437-3
- Penguin, 1989
-
- Red Dwarf: Better Than Life
- by Grant Naylor
- ISBN 0-14-012438-1
- Penguin, 1990
-
- Red Dwarf: Last Human
- by Doug Naylor
- ISBN 0-67-085255-4
- Penguin, 1995
-
- Red Dwarf: Backwards
- by Robert Grant
- ISBN 0-670-84574-4
- Penguin, 1996
-
- The first two novels have been reprinted in a single volume:
-
- Red Dwarf Omnibus
- by Grant Naylor
- ISBN 0-14-017466-4
- Penguin, 1991
-
- This combined rerelease also contains the script for "Dave Hollins, Space
- Cadet" (one of the Son of Clich=E9 sketches that started it all), a
- reproduction of the beer mat on which the idea for Red Dwarf was allegedly
- first written, and the original script for "The End" (the first episode of
- the series).
-
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- Did Red Dwarf start on radio?
-
- Not exactly. Rob Grant and Doug Naylor wrote the short-lived radio series
- Son of Clich=E9 (broadcast in two six-episode runs on BBC Radio 4 in 1984).
- In an ongoing series of sketches, a space cadet named Dave Hollins was
- trapped alone on a spaceship with a slightly senile computer called HAB.
- (The voice of HAB was provided by Chris Barrie, the actor who plays Rimmer
- in Red Dwarf.) Many of the ideas and jokes from these sketches were later
- incorporated into Red Dwarf, but there is no direct connection.
-
- The script for one of the "Dave Hollins, Space Cadet" sketches is included
- in the Red Dwarf Omnibus.
-
- Audio book versions of the Red Dwarf novels exist, and one of them
- (Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers, read by Chris Barrie) has been aired on
- BBC radio. Sound effects were added and the recording was divided into
- parts for broadcast, but the show was otherwise identical to the audio
- book. The result is available for purchase as Infinity Welcomes Careful
- Drivers: The Radio Show.
-
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- Is there an American version of Red Dwarf?
-
- No, not really. The NBC network expressed interest in an American version
- of the show and two pilots were made by Universal, but no series was ever
- produced.
-
- The first pilot was written by Linwood Boomer and filmed on 22 January 1992
- at Universal City Studios in Los Angeles. The cast included the following
- actors:
-
- Dave Lister Craig Bierko
- Arnold Rimmer Chris Eigeman
- Holly Jane Leeves
- The Cat Hinton Battle
- Kryten Robert Llewellyn
- Kristine Kochanski Elizabeth Morehead
- First Officer Munson Michael Heintzman
- Captain Tau Lorraine Toussaint
-
- Grant Naylor served as technical consultants. Robert Llewellyn (from the
- BBC cast) reprised his role as Kryten. The plot was a retelling of "The
- End", with some elements of "Future Echoes" thrown in for good measure.
- Some surprising and odd changes were made: Lister was transformed into a
- clean-cut and well-dressed Caucasian, and the H on Rimmer's forehead was
- replaced with a silver marble. (You can see a transcription of the first
- pilot at http://www.crosswinds.net/~mvbeast/scripts/ams.htm.)
-
- After this version was rejected, Grant Naylor filmed a second pilot with
- the following cast:
-
- Dave Lister Craig Bierko
- Arnold Rimmer Anthony Fuscle
- Holly Jane Leeves
- The Cat Terry Farrell
- Kryten Robert Llewellyn
-
- The second pilot was not a complete episode, but rather a promo that
- combined scenes from the first pilot, bits from the BBC series, and newly
- filmed segments spotlighting the new cast members. This pilot fixed some
- problems (such as restoring Rimmer's H), but had more odd changes, such as
- a female Cat. (Terry Farrell went on to play Jadzia Dax on Star Trek: Deep
- Space Nine.) The second pilot was also rejected, and the proposed series
- was shelved indefinitely.
-
- [Does anyone know who wrote the second pilot, or when and where it was
- filmed? -- PMB]
-
- Neither pilot has ever been aired or released on videocassette, but bootleg
- copies can be found at science fiction conventions.
-
- A redesigned Kryten suit (of somewhat better quality than the old BBC
- version) was made for the U.S. pilots by Joseph Kerezman and Mike Moore of
- JK2 Costumers. After the pilots were rejected, the BBC created a new Kryten
- suit (based on the U.S. one) for Series 6.
-
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-
- Who is Grant Naylor?
-
- "Grant Naylor" is the collective name used by the creative team of Rob
- Grant and Doug Naylor, who created Red Dwarf, wrote and produced Series 1
- through 6, and wrote (individually or as a team) all of the Red Dwarf
- novels.
-
- In 1996, Rob Grant resigned as coproducer and cowriter of the show. When
- asked why, he told the Radio Times, "We wrote the pilot for the series in
- 1983 . . . It's been a long time and it's taken up a lot of time . . . I
- thought, 'Enough's enough; I want more than just Red Dwarf on my
- tombstone.'"
-
- Grant has since written a new science fiction comedy for Sky One called The
- Strangerers. The show premiered in the UK in February 2000 and chronicles
- "an attempted invasion of Earth by utterly incompetent aliens". He also
- wrote a special 5-part "millennium sitcom" called Dark Ages for ITV. Grant
- has no plans to write any more Red Dwarf.
-
- The "About the Author" note in the first two Red Dwarf novels has this to
- say about the creator(s) of the series:
-
- Grant Naylor is a gestalt entity occupying two bodies, one of
- which lives in north London, the other in south London. The
- product of a horribly botched genetic-engineering experiment,
- which took place in Manchester in the late fifties, they try to
- eke out two existences with only one mind. They attended the same
- school and the same university, but, for tax reasons, have
- completely different wives.
-
- The first body is called Rob Grant, the second Doug Naylor. Among
- other things, they spent three years in the mid-eighties as head
- writers of Spitting Image; wrote Radio Four's award-winning
- series Son of Cliche; penned the lyrics to a number one single;
- and created and wrote Red Dwarf for BBC television.
-
- They have made a living variously by being ice-cream salesmen,
- shoe-shop assistants and by attempting to sell dodgy
- life-assurance policies to close friends. They also spent almost
- two years on the night shift loading paper into computer printers
- at a mail-order factory in Ardwick. They can still taste the
- cheese 'n' onion toasties.
-
- Their favourite colour is orange.
-
- Grant Naylor's number one single was "The Chicken Song," a Spitting Image
- spinoff. Philip Pope composed the music and produced the record, which was
- released in 1986 by Virgin Records.
-
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-
- What does "smeg" mean?
-
- It's a word made up by Grant Naylor for the characters to use as an
- all-purpose profanity. Some fans have theorised that it was derived from
- "smegma" (a particularly unpleasant bodily secretion), but Rob and Doug
- deny this. In the interview on the CD included with the Six of the Best box
- set, they state that "we wanted to invent a futuristic curse word which had
- the right sort of consonant and vowel arrangement to make it sound like a
- genuine . . . curse word." In an online chat session, Doug Naylor said "I
- think it's Latin for clean, also there's an Italian washing machine company
- called Smeg. Also each of the letters S-M-E-G stand for smelting metal and
- something to do with the washing machine process." A detailed list of
- "smeg" references in the show is available at
- http://www.bristol.u-net.com/smegweb/docs/smeglist.html
-
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- What does "LEVEL NIVELO" mean?
-
- Red Dwarf is a bilingual ship, with English and Esperanto as the two
- official languages. "Nivelo" is the Esperanto word for "level". The signs
- in the corridors of the ship simply indicate (in both languages) what level
- you're on.
-
- Esperanto is a real language, developed in the the 1880s by Polish
- ophthalmologist L.L. Zamenhof. The episode "Kryten" establishes that
- Lister, Holly, and Kryten all speak at least some Esperanto. Rimmer doesn't
- seem to have mastered the language yet; he's shown trying to learn it from
- a videotape without much success.
-
- The name "Esperanto" means "one who hopes," a fact that is alluded to in
- "Back to Reality." (It's a blatant clue, innit?) If you would like to know
- more about the language, http://www.esperanto.net is a good place to start.
-
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- What is "vindaloo"?
-
- A very, very hot Indian curry dish that happens to be Lister's favorite
- food. Vindaloo can contain almost any sort of meat, so there are references
- to "mutton vindaloo," "chicken vindaloo," etc., in various episodes of the
- show.
-
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- What are the other foods mentioned on the show?
-
- Denis Cage has compiled the Red Dwarf Food and Drink Guide, an extensive
- guide to every dish and beverage mentioned on the show or in the novels.
- You can find the Guide at http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/6061/.
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- Aren't there a lot of inconsistencies in Red Dwarf?
-
- Many viewers have noticed that the details don't always match between one
- episode and another. The subject even comes up on the "Smeg Ups" tape when
- Kryten reads the Most Asked Questions About Red Dwarf, most of which have
- to do with one inconsistency or another. Annette McIntosh and Damone have
- compiled an exhaustive list of inconsistencies and contradictions within
- the TV series. This document is called the Red Dwarf Plot Inconsistencies
- Project (PIP) and can be found at
- http://www.ecr.mu.oz.au/~bjev/pip/pip_text.html.
-
- Annette McIntosh maintains a similar document, the Red Dwarf Book Plot
- Inconsistencies Project (BPIP), which lists inconsistencies within the
- series of Red Dwarf novels:
- http://www.cobalt.demon.co.uk/alt.tv.red-dwarf/bpip.html
-
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- How did Holly become female? Why did Kryten change?
-
- The original actor to play Holly, Norman Lovett, left the series after a
- dispute over his salary. In an interview with Red Dwarf Smegazine (issue 9,
- November 1992), Lovett said that he asked to be paid the same as the other
- actors on the series, but his request was turned down. Hattie Hayridge had
- appeared in "Parallel Universe" as Hilly, Holly's female counterpart. "When
- Norman said he wasn't doing another series, I auditioned," she recalls. The
- character of Holly kept the same name and personality despite the
- recasting.
-
- Kryten's original actor, David Ross, wasn't available to commit to a series
- when Grant Naylor decided to make Kryten a continuing character, so he was
- replaced by Robert Llewellyn. (Ross later returned in "White Hole" as the
- new voice of Talkie Toaster.) There were also several changes in the show's
- look between Series Two and Three, including changes in costumes, sets, and
- miniatures, particularly the addition of the Starbug and its hangar bay.
-
- Most of these changes are more or less explained by the following words
- that scroll rapidly up the screen at the beginning of "Backwards":
-
- Three million years in the future, Dave Lister, the last human
- being alive, discovers he is pregnant after a liaison with his
- female self in a parallel universe. His pregnancy concludes with
- the successful delivery of twin boys, Jim and Bexley. However,
- because the boys were conceived in another universe, with
- different physical laws, they suffer from highly accelerated
- growth rates and are both eighteen years old within three days of
- being born. In order to save their lives, Lister returns them to
- the universe of their origin, where they are reunited with their
- father (a woman), and are able to lead comparatively normal
- lives. Well, as normal as you can be if you've been born in a
- parallel universe and your father's a woman and your mother's a
- man and you're eighteen years old three days after your birth.
- Shortly afterward, Kryten, the service mechanoid, who had left
- the ship after being rescued from his own crashed vessel, the
- Nova 5, is found in pieces after his space bike crashed into an
- asteroid. Lister rebuilds the 'noid, but is unable to recapture
- his former personality. Meanwhile, Holly, the increasingly
- erratic computer, performs a head sex change operation on
- himself. He bases his new face on Hilly, a female computer with
- whom he'd once fallen madly in love.
-
- It is possible to read all this, if you have a VCR with good freeze-frame
- capabilities. Try it.
-
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- What happened to the Red Dwarf and Holly?
-
- Throughout Series 6 and 7, the characters travel aboard Starbug; the Red
- Dwarf and Holly don't appear at all. This tends to confuse viewers who
- missed the explanation in "Psirens".
-
- Briefly, what happened is this: Lister parked the Red Dwarf in orbit around
- a planetoid, and then forgot which planetoid it was. "They're all the same,
- those little blue-green planetoids. Blue-green and planetoidy."
- Subsequently, Red Dwarf was stolen "by persons or lifeforms unknown."
- Starbug followed the ship's vapor trail for over 200 years, with Lister and
- the Cat in deep sleep and Rimmer switched off to conserve power. At the
- first opportunity to actually catch up with Red Dwarf, Kryten revives the
- others, and the saga continued . . .
-
- The real reason for the change was to eliminate Holly from the show.
- According to Hattie Hayridge, the parts for both Holly and the Cat had been
- getting smaller. Grant Naylor decided to drop one of the characters and
- expand the other. It was easier to drop Holly because many of her lines
- could be given to Kryten instead.
-
- In "Nanarchy," Starbug finally catches up to Red Dwarf, and Norman Lovett
- returns to the show as Holly.
-
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- What's the title of the last episode of Series 2?
-
- "Parallel Universe," according to the Radio Times and the BBC videotape. No
- title was given in the episode, which began with a musical number instead
- of the usual titles sequence. The title does appear on screen in the BBC
- videotape (and is on the label as well).
-
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- What are they really saying in "Backwards"?
-
- Most of the reversed dialogue in the episode "Backwards" is pretty much
- either what the subtitles say it is or what you'd expect from context; some
- of it actually appears to be random noise. There are two notable
- exceptions, however.
-
- When Lister and the Cat steal a bicycle, its owner yells after them, "You
- scoundrels! Return my bike immediately!" -- at least, according to the
- subtitles. What he actually says, however, is, "Oi! Hey! Oi, you robbing
- bastards, that's our tandem!"
-
- Later, when the stage manager comes in to yell at Rimmer and Kryten, he
- appears to be blaming them for starting the fight. Here's what he actually
- says:
-
- You are a stupid, square-headed, bald git, aren't you? Eh? I'm
- pointing at you, I'm pointing at you. But I'm not actually
- addressing you. I'm addressing the one prat in the country who's
- bothered to get hold of this recording, turn it round, and
- actually work out the rubbish that I'm saying. What a poor, sad
- life he's got! . . . Frankly, your act's crap. Anyway, anybody
- could have done it. I hate the lot of you. Bollocks to you!
-
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-
- What's in canister 1121?
-
- According to the Red Dwarf Quiz Book, it's the remains of Kristine
- Kochanski. When Lister comes back to life on the backwards Earth, he
- discovers that he's married to an elderly version of Kochanski. Presumably,
- treating the canister with gamma and X rays was part of Holly's plan for
- restoring her to life along with Lister. (If none of this makes any sense
- to you, you haven't read the ending of the novel Better Than Life.)
-
- The original script for "The End" included a scene (cut from the final
- version) in which Lister placed the powdered remains of each crewmember in
- a separate canister and ejected them all into space (and this is done with
- George McIntyre's remains in the aired version). It's reasonable to
- conclude that Lister did this, although nothing is said about it in either
- the episode or the novel. The number of canisters floating in space
- ("something in the region of ten thousand") is consistent with the size of
- the crew given in Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers ("eleven thousand, one
- hundred and sixty-nine").
-
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- Who played Baby Lister in "Ouroboros"?
-
- Alexander John-Jules, Danny's nephew. When asked about this, Danny said:
- "When we saw the baby who was supposed to be playing Lister, we all
- realised that he was too dark to be a believable Lister, so I said 'My
- nephew looks a lot like Lister,' and that's how he got the job."
-
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- What are the Space Corps Directives?
-
- Charles Daniels has collected all of the SCDs, Rimmer Directives, and All
- Nations Agreements into a comprehensive list:
- http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/6122/directiv.htm
-
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- Are there aliens in Red Dwarf?
-
- No. One of the premises of the show is that life never evolved anywhere in
- the universe except on Earth. All of the creatures encountered by Red
- Dwarf's crew -- GELFs, simulants, space weevils, polymorphs, you name it --
- are descended from life forms that originated on Earth. For an in-depth
- discussion of this issue, refer to Annette Mcintosh's No Aliens FAQ at
- http://skynet.ul.ie/~colm/red/noaliens.html.
-
- ------------------------------------------------------------------------
-
- What are the lyrics of the theme song?
-
- The theme song was composed by Howard Goodall and sung by Jenna Russell.
- The words are:
-
- It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere
- I'm all alone, more or less
- Let me fly far away from here
- Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
-
- I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose
- Drinking fresh mango juice
- Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
- Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
- Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
-
- There has been much debate over the "goldfish" line -- it isn't sung very
- clearly, and some fans think they hear "Goldfish are nibbling." But Kryten
- recites the lyrics in the "Smeg Ups" video, and they are as listed above.
- (A "shoal" is a school of fish.)
-
- An "extended mix" version of the song has been released on several
- soundtrack compilation CDs:
-
- * Between the Lines, a collection of BBC themes
- * The Cult Files, a collection of science fiction themes
- * Stellar Themes, which has been given away as a subscription premium
- for the magazine Sci-Fi Universe
-
- The extended version includes two extra verses written by percussionist Ian
- Hu (who apparently is not connected with Red Dwarf). The additional verses
- are as follows:
-
- I'll pack my bags and head into hyperspace
- Where I'll succeed at time-warp speed
- Spend my days in ultraviolet rays
- Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
-
- We'll lock on course straight through the universe
- You and me and the galaxy
- Reach the stage where hyperdrive's engaged
- Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
- Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun
-
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-
- What are the lyrics of "Tongue Tied"?
-
- "Parallel Universe" begins with a musical number that turns out to be one
- of the Cat's dreams. The studio audience's laughter makes the lyrics a
- little hard to understand, but here's what they appear to be:
-
- The Cat: Lister and Rimmer:
-
- When I saw you for the first time (first time)
- My knees began to quiver (quiver)
- And I got a funny feeling (feeling)
- In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby)
-
- My hands they started shakin' (shakin')
- My heart began a-thumpin' (boom boom boom)
- My breakfast left my body (huey huey huey)
- It all really tells me something
-
- Girl you make me tongue tied (tongue tied)
- Tongue tied, whenever you are near me (near me)
- Tied tongue (tied tongue)
- Tied tongue (tied tongue)
- Whenever you're in town
-
- I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancin')
- I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby)
- And when I tried to speak to ya (talk talk)
- My tongue unraveled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop)
-
- I tried to say I love you (love you)
- But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl)
- It sounded like "Nunubididoo" (tongue tied)
- Nuh mur nuh murh ni nong nurl
-
- 'Cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied)
- Tongue tied, whenever you are near me (near me)
- Be-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle)
- Tongue tied (tongue tied)
- Whenever you're around
-
- Oh I'm beggin' on my knees
- Sweet, sweet darling, listen please
- Understand me when I say
- Bedurble-diggle-doggle-dooby-doggle-durgle-day
-
- I'm trying to say nungy-nangy (nangy-nungy)
- Ningy-nongy, why can't I tell you clearly (clearly)
- Be-dobby-durgle (dobby-durgle)
- Durgle-dobby (durgle-dobby)
- Whenever you're around (around)
- Whenever you're around (around)
-
- In the fall of 1993, "Tongue Tied" was released as a single in England and
- rose to #17 on the CIN Official UK Singles Chart. The artist was listed
- simply as "The Cat." A music video of "Tongue Tied" was reportedly shown on
- the Top of the Pops show in England and on MTV in the States. Copies of the
- video (and a half-hour program on the making of the video) are available
- from John McElroy. An alternative version of the video can be found on the
- "Smeg Outs" videotape.
-
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-
- What are the lyrics of the Rimmer Munchkin Song?
-
- The song from The Rimmer Experience at the end of "Blue" has the following
- words:
-
- If you're in trouble, he will save the day
- He's brave and he's fearless, come what may
- Without him, the mission would go astray
- He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
-
- Without him, life would be much grimmer
- He's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer
- He will never need a Zimmer
- He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
-
- More reliable than a garden Strimmer
- He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
- He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer
-
- Master of the wit and the repartee
- His command of space directives is uncanny
- How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me
- Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
-
- He's also a fantastic swimmer
- And if you play your cards right, then he just might come round
- for dinner
-
- [Xtended version only:]
-
- He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
- No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
- We hope they fade us out before we get to schwimmer
- Fade out you stupid plimmer
-
- The final verse is heard only in the longer version of the song included in
- the "Red Dwarf VII Xtended" video.
-
- "Zimmer" is short for Zimmerframe, a walking frame for elderly or disabled
- people. It's mentioned in "Emohawk: Polymorph II" when Lister emphasises
- the slowness of Starbug by saying "Kryten, the Eastbourne Zimmerframe relay
- team could easily outrun us."
-
- "Strimmer" is U.K. slang for a weed trimmer that uses a spinning length of
- monofilament line. (In the U.S., it would be called a "weed eater" or "weed
- whacker".)
-
- Yul Brynner was the actor best known for playing King Mongkut of Siam in
- The King and I, a role for which he shaved his head.
-
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-
- Was Red Dwarf remastered?
-
- Yes, it was. Series 1-3 received a Star Wars-style makeover in 1998 to
- update the visuals and make the show more consistent. (Remastering of
- Series 4-6 is expected at some point in the future.) Doug Naylor explained:
-
- We're basically remastering the whole of the first six series for
- BBC Worldwide (the video company) who feel that they would be
- able to sell it more easily in Europe and America if there was a
- more unified look and feel to the whole of the series. What this
- means is . . . consistent opening titles; it means that in places
- we can replace and improve the model shots.
-
- The remastering project included the following changes:
-
- * The soundtrack was replaced with a new digital master.
- * Most of the special effects shots were scrapped and re-filmed.
- Computer-generated graphics replaced some of the model shots.
- * Red Dwarf has a slightly different look (more elongated and detailed).
- * Blue Midget (the smaller vessel used in Series 1-3) has a radically
- different look: it has legs (like Starbug's) that give it a spidery
- appearance, but Blue Midget can actually walk on them. (The new and
- improved Blue Midget plays a major role in Series 8.)
- * All of Norman Lovett's Holly footage from Series 1 and 2 was
- re-filmed.
- * A consistent set of opening titles is used in all episodes.
-
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-
- What was "Red Dwarf Night"?
-
- Saturday, 14 February 1998, was the tenth anniversary of the first airing
- of "The End." To celebrate, BBC 2 aired a special night of Red
- Dwarf-related programming hosted by Patrick Stewart:
-
- * "Can't Smeg, Won't Smeg": A special edition of the BBC show "Can't
- Cook, Won't Cook," featuring the Red Dwarf cast.
- * Red Dwarf Smeg Ups: A selection from the "Smeg Ups" and "Smeg Outs"
- videos, with new introductions.
- * "Universe Challenge": A special fans-versus-cast version of the BBC
- quiz show University Challenge, hosted by Bamber Gascgoigne. (The fans
- won.)
- * "Red Dwarf A to Z": A clip from the show for every letter in the
- alphabet, introduced by various celebrities. "R" (for Remastered) was
- a sample the Red Dwarf Special Edition, with the new Blue Midget.
- * "Gunmen of the Apocalypse": The classic episode.
-
- "Red Dwarf Night" has not been released on videocassette, but some video
- bootleggers have tapes of it. Try the Dealers' Room at any sizable science
- fiction convention.
-
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-
- What's new in Series 8?
-
- Series 8 has the following notable characteristics:
-
- * Like Series 7, it has eight episodes. (For titles, see "Is there an
- episode guide for Red Dwarf?")
- * The scripts are by Doug Naylor and Paul Alexander.
- * The entire cast returned for all eight episodes, including Chris
- Barrie, Chloe Annett, and Norman Lovett.
- * Blue Midget has a new look (see "Is Red Dwarf being remastered?").
- * Some portions of Series 8 were recorded with a live audience.
- * The nanobots have not only recreated Red Dwarf, they have also
- populated the ship with its old crew (including the original
- non-hologram version of Rimmer, but not the original Kochanski).
- * Mac McDonald returns as Captain Hollister. Crew members Selby and Chen
- are played by Paul Bradley and David Gillespie.
- * The skutters also return. In fact, new skutter models were built for
- Series 8.
-
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-
- Is a Red Dwarf movie in the works?
-
- Yes, at least one. With Series 8 out of the way, Doug Naylor should be
- starting work on the script sometime soon. The movie has a budget of 15
- million pounds. Ed Bye will direct. Robert Llewellyn writes: "The
- situation, as far as I know, is that we are shooting the movie in the
- spring of 2000 for release in 2001. It will be shot in the UK and feature
- the original cast, plus some 'names' from America in special guest roles."
- If the first film does well, others will likely be made.
-
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-
- Will there be a Series 9?
-
- Possibly. Robert Llewellyn writes: "As for the hundreds of e-mails I've had
- asking if there's going to be a series IX (9) all I can say is the BBC are
- very keen for there to be one. Only yesterday I heard it from the woman who
- is the head of the Independent commissioning group, it's down to the
- wonderfully talented Mr Doug Naylor to sit down and write them. But he's
- about to start writing Red Dwarf, The Movie. So who knows!"
-
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-
- What happened to Rimmer? How is Kochanski alive, and why does she look
- different?
-
- In Series 7, schedule conflicts made it impossible to film more than four
- episodes with both Craig Charles and Chris Barrie. Since Lister is the
- central character of the show, the decision was made to do four episodes
- without Rimmer. Rimmer appears as usual in "Tikka to Ride," departs in
- "Stoke Me a Clipper," and appears in "Ouroboros" and "Blue" only as a
- flashback or a virtual reality simulation. However, the character returns
- in Series 8.
-
- The original Kristine Kochanski, played by C.P. Grogan, is still dead. The
- Kochanski played by Chloe Annett is from a parallel universe -- one in
- which she, not Lister, was put in stasis for hiding a cat from the Captain.
- She joined the crew in "OUROBOROS", at which point the character was
- recast.
-
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-
- Where can I see Red Dwarf in the United States?
-
- Red Dwarf is seen on public television stations across the country. If your
- local PBS station doesn't show it, write to them, and convince your friends
- to write to them, until they do! Series 1-8 are available for purchase by
- PBS member stations.
-
- If you don't know whether Red Dwarf is currently being shown in your area,
- check the listings in TV Guide or your local newspaper. To find out whether
- your local PBS station is planning to carry Red Dwarf in the future,
- contact them directly. Use the PBS Web site at http://www.pbs.org/stations
- to see whether your station has an e-mail address, or call them on the
- telephone.
-
- You can also check the Red Dwarf Viewer's Channel Guide, a Web page that
- lists stations carrying the show. It's at
- http://benstein.lrdc.pitt.edu/egdwarf.html.
-
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-
- Where can I get videotapes of Red Dwarf?
-
- The alt.comedy.british FAQ List includes an excellent list of mail-order
- dealers who will ship British comedy videotapes to overseas customers.
- Refer to http://www.faqs.org/faqs/tv/british-comedy/general-faq/part4.
-
- Videotapes of Series 1 through 7 are available at video stores in the U.S.
- but have been withdrawn in the U.K. Series 8 will be available on video in
- the U.S. on 31 August. A new videocassette, "Red Dwarf VII Xtended," has
- been released in the U.K. This video includes the original uncut versions
- of "Tikka to Ride," "Ouroboros," and "Duct Soup," plus some outtakes from
- Series 7 and a longer version of the Rimmer Munchkin Song from "Blue."
-
- A video of "Tongue-Tied" (the song from "Parallel Universe," re-staged and
- expanded) also exists.
-
- In the U.S., the videos can be found at Suncoast and Media Play stores.
- They have also been seen at Tower Records, Borders, and Virgin Megastores.
- Series 1-6 and "Smeg Ups" are available from Science Fiction Continuum (see
- their Web site at http://www.sfcontinuum.com/sjvideo). Series 1-6 and both
- "Smeg Ups" and "Smeg Outs"are available from Video Online Express
- (http://www.videoexpress.com).
-
- In Canada, the videos can be ordered from http://www.chapters.ca.
-
- In Australia, all episodes are available from ABC stores (along with RD
- books and audio books).
-
- In the Netherlands, you can get them from W.H. Smith stores.
-
- In Sweden, Series 1-6 are available from the following sources:
-
- SF-Bokhandeln
- Stora Nygatan 45
- 111 27 Stockholm
- Telephone: 08/21 50 52.
- Fax: 08/24 77 30.
- E-mail: order@sfbok.se
- WWW: http://www.sfbok.se/sfbok/sfboke.html
-
- The Uppsala English Bookshop
- Svartbacksgatan 30
- Uppsala
- Tel. 018 - 100 510
- E-mail: bookshop@ueb.se
- WWW: http://www.ueb.se
-
- [Let me know about availability in other countries and I'll add the
- information here. -- PMB]
-
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-
- What are the "Smeg Ups" and "Smeg Outs" tapes?
-
- "Red Dwarf Smeg Ups" is a 51-minute videotape (available from the same
- sources as the series videotapes) containing bloopers from Series 5 and 6,
- with commentary from Robert Llewellyn as Kryten. The tape also includes the
- unused ending from "Out of Time" and a sort of FAQ list in which Kryten
- attempts to answer the ten most asked questions about the show. "Red Dwarf
- Smeg Outs" is a similar collection of material from Series 1-3 (and even
- from "Smeg Ups"!), and also includes a music video version of "Tongue Tied"
- that mixes "Parallel Universe" footage with clay animation.
-
- Note: Due to a nationwide change in British telephone codes, the phone
- numbers given in "Smeg Ups" for ordering merchandise are incorrect. One of
- the addresses has also changed since "Smeg Ups" was recorded. For the
- correct information, see "Where can I get other Red Dwarf merchandise?".
-
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-
- Where can I get other Red Dwarf merchandise?
-
- Jackets, T-shirt, hats, mugs, birthday cards, posters, and calendars are
- available from:
-
- Network Ltd
- Park House
- 12 Deer Park Road
- London
- SW19 3TU
- UK
- Telephone: 020 8543 1231
-
- and badges from:
-
- Alchemy Carta Ltd
- The Alembic
- Hazel Drive
- Leicester
- LE 3 2JE
- UK
- Telephone: 01533 824824
- Fax: 01533 825202
-
- (Note: The contact information for these companies provided in the "Smeg
- Ups" video is incorrect. Network Ltd. was formerly called Distribution
- Network Company.)
-
- You can order lots of stuff (books, books on tape, T-shirts, baseball caps,
- Smegazine back issues, NTSC videotapes, etc.) from John McElroy. For a
- catalogue, send US$1.00 to:
-
- John McElroy
- 2401 Fox Plaza
- 1390 Market Street
- San Francisco, CA 94102 USA
-
- RD books and tapes can be ordered from Amazon: http://www.amazon.com
-
- Most of the Red Dwarf-related books can be ordered from:
-
- Star Tech
- Box 456
- Dunlap, TN 37327
- USA
-
- Books related to the series can be ordered from Bolen Books in Canada. Send
- email to books@bolen.bc.ca or visit their Web site at
- http://www.bolen.bc.ca.
-
- In Australia, RD merchandise such as T-shirts, shorts, and mugs is
- available from:
-
- Plato's Records
- 10 Station Street
- Frankston VIC 3199
- Phone (03) 9781 5977
- Fax (03) 9781 2645
-
- Merchandise is also available from some of the fan clubs. The Official Red
- Dwarf Fan Club has its own line of merchandise.
-
- Other sources of Red Dwarf memorabilia are listed in the book The Making of
- Red Dwarf.
-
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-
- Is there an episode guide for Red Dwarf?
-
- The Red Dwarf Programme Guide contains an extensive episode guide for the
- series. If you're looking for an electronic guide, Otto Heuer maintains one
- on his Web site, which you can find at:
-
- http://www.twc-online.com/Hack-Man/Television
-
- To get you started, here's a quick list (based on one created by Dale
- Clayton) that gives the title and original airdate of each episode:
-
- Series 1 - 1988 Series 2 - 1988
-
- 1 The End....................15 Feb 7 Kryten.................... 6 Sep
- 2 Future Echoes..............22 Feb 8 Better Than Life..........13 Sep
- 3 Balance of Power...........29 Feb 9 Thanks for the Memory.....20 Sep
- 4 Waiting For God............ 7 Mar 10 Stasis Leak...............27 Sep
- 5 Confidence & Paranoia......14 Mar 11 Queeg..................... 4 Oct
- 6 Me^^2......................21 Mar 12 Parallel Universe.........11 Oct
-
- Series 3 - 1989 Series 4 - 1991
-
- 13 Backwards.................14 Nov 19 Camille...................14 Feb
- 14 Marooned..................21 Nov 20 D.N.A.....................21 Feb
- 15 Polymorph.................28 Nov 21 Justice...................28 Feb
- 16 Bodyswap.................. 5 Dec 22 White Hole.................7 Mar
- 17 Timeslides................12 Dec 23 Dimension Jump............14 Mar
- 18 The Last Day..............19 Dec 24 Meltdown..................21 Feb
-
- Series 5 - 1992 Series 6 - 1993
-
- 25 Holoship..................20 Feb 31 Psirens................... 7 Oct
- 26 The Inquisitor............27 Feb 32 Legion....................14 Oct
- 27 Terrorform................ 5 Mar 33 Gunmen of the Apocalypse..21 Oct
- 28 Quarantine................12 Mar 34 Emohawk: Polymorph II.....28 Oct
- 29 Demons and Angels.........19 Mar 35 Rimmerworld............... 4 Nov
- 30 Back To Reality...........26 Mar 36 Out of Time...............11 Nov
-
- Series 7 - 1997 Series 8 - 1999
-
- 37 Tikka to Ride.............17 Jan 45 Back in the Red, Part 1...18 Feb
- 38 Stoke Me A Clipper........24 Jan 46 Back in the Red, Part 2...25 Feb
- 39 OUROBOROS.................31 Jan 47 Back in the Red, Part 3....4 Mar
- 40 Duct Soup................. 7 Feb 48 Cassandra.................11 Mar
- 41 Blue......................14 Feb 49 Krytie TV.................18 Mar
- 42 Beyond a Joke.............21 Feb 50 Pete......................25 Mar
- 43 Epideme...................28 Feb 51 Pete II: Captain's Office..1 Apr
- 44 Nanarchy.................. 7 Mar 52 Only the Good..............5 Apr
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-
- What other Red Dwarf documents are available online?
-
- The Official Red Dwarf Web Site is at http://www.reddwarf.co.uk.
-
- The following members of the cast have their own Web sites:
-
- Craig Charles -- http://www.craigcharles.co.uk
-
- Robert Llewellyn -- http://www.llew.co.uk/
-
- The alt.tv.red-dwarf Documents Guide (maintained by Tafka) lists a great
- many unofficial documents, including the Space Corps Directives, a
- comprehensive timeline, plot inconsistency projects, reference lists and
- lists detailing roles played by Red Dwarf actors. Either look out for it
- weekly in alt.tv.red-dwarf or email Tafka at docguide@smegweb.co.uk and ask
- for a copy.
-
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-
- Where can I write to the cast and crew of the show?
-
- The Official Red Dwarf Fan Club will forward mail to the cast and crew.
- They do not open the mail if a covering letter explains what it is and asks
- for it to be forwarded.
-
- You may also be able to contact cast members through their Web sites (those
- who have them). See "What other Red Dwarf documents are available online?".
-
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-
- Was Craig Charles arrested for rape?
-
- Yes, but he was cleared of all charges. Charles was arrested in July 1994
- when his ex-girlfriend filed rape charges against him. He was tried during
- February and March of 1995, and subsequently acquitted. The ex-girlfriend
- withdrew her allegations.
-
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-
- Are there books about Red Dwarf?
-
- Numerous Red Dwarf reference works are available:
-
- The Official Red Dwarf Companion
- by Bruce Dessau
- ISBN 1-85286-456-7
- Titan, 1995
-
- This thin little book (95 pages) has a lot of wasted space, but some
- interesting quotes and information and some wonderful color photos
- throughout. If you're looking for in-depth, solid information about the
- show, this isn't where you'll find it; but if you want a nice, light read,
- a collector's item, and an attractive coffee-table book, this is it. Listed
- as available on http://www.amazon.co.uk, but at least one fan was told it
- was out of print.
-
- Red Dwarf Programme Guide
- by Chris Howarth and Steve Lyons
- ISBN 0-7535-0103-1
- Virgin, 1997
-
- "Everything you never wanted to know about the smash smega-series." An
- in-depth collection (337 pages) of information about Series 1-7. It
- includes sections on History, The Characters, The Programmes, The Index,
- The Creators (cast and production crew), and The Spin-offs. The Index, by
- far the largest section of the book, is a lexicon of almost everything
- mentioned to during the series, from "A to Z of Red Dwarf, The" to "Zoom
- function".
-
- Red Dwarf--Primordial Soup: The Least Worst Scripts
- by Grant Naylor
- ISBN 0-14-017886-4
- Penguin, 1993
-
- This book contains the complete scripts for "Polymorph," "Marooned,"
- "Dimension Jump," "Justice," "Back to Reality," and "Psirens." Not
- published in the U.S., but available from John McElroy and other
- distributors of imported books.
-
- Red Dwarf: Son of Soup
- by Grant Naylor
- ISBN 0-14-025363-7
- Penguin, 1996
-
- A sequel to Primordial Soup, containing scripts for "Gunmen of the
- Apocalypse," "Holoship," "Camille," "Backwards," "Kryten," and "Me^2," with
- introductions by Rob Grant.
-
- The Man in the Rubber Mask
- by Robert Llewellyn
- ISBN 0-14-023575-2
- Penguin, 1994
-
- Describes Llewellyn's involvement in Red Dwarf from the beginning of Series
- 3 through the filming of the American pilots. Plenty of anecdotes and
- stories, and lots of trivia. The section on the American pilots is
- especially revealing, and gives some plausible reasons why the whole
- project fell through.
-
- The Making of Red Dwarf
- by Joe Nazzaro
- ISBN 0-14-023206-0
- Penguin, 1994
-
- A rather slender book with lots of colour photographs. Focuses on the
- making of "Gunmen Of The Apocalypse". The book goes into a fair amount of
- detail, but nothing that couldn't have been gleaned from a half-dozen back
- issues of the now-defunct Smegazine. The book's main strength is the added
- material: some great photos, fragments of the original "Gunmen" script
- (mostly stage directions, but also one unfilmed scene) and storyboards used
- in the filming. The back of the book contains information on how you can
- purchase Red Dwarf paraphernalia such as t-shirts, baseball caps, and
- models of Starbug and Kryten.
-
- Red Dwarf Quiz Book
- by Nicky Hooks and Sharon Burnett
- ISBN 0-14-023662-7
- Penguin, 1994
-
- Red Dwarf trivia and brain-teasers. Contains questions such as "What was
- referred to as a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden?",
- crosswords, word searches, "who said . . .", information about the cast,
- and photos. After a while, though, you have to wonder about the mind of
- someone who can come up with questions such as "What follows the leaflet
- campaign?" or "What was in canister 1121?"
-
- A Question of Smeg
- by Sharon Burnett and Nicky Hooks
- ISBN 0-140-27070-1
- Penguin, 1997
-
- Sequel to the Quiz Book. Contains puzzles, quiz questions, and colour
- photographs.
-
- Red Dwarf Space Corps Survival Manual
- by Paul Alexander
- ISBN 0-7493-2374-4
- Mandarin, 1996
-
- A survival guide for Space Corps officers, written by fictional Marine
- Colonel Mike "Mad Dog" O'Hagan (who served with the Space Corps Special
- Service Really Really Brave Division). Has sections on finding food and
- water, setting traps and snares, appointing a leader, survival psychology,
- first aid, and even surviving death. Includes numerous marginal notes and
- comments scribbled by the Lister, Rimmer, Kryten, and the Cat, a survival
- questionnaire filled out by each crewmember, and a flicker-book animation
- (of an arm being amputated) in a corner of the pages. Pictures from Series
- 7 appears as snapshots "taped" into the book. Quite funny, if a little
- fixated on cannibalism (or, as Col. O'Hagan prefers to call it,
- "recipe-based respect for the dead"). 112 pages.
-
- Red Dwarf Log No. 1996
- by Paul Alexander
- ISBN 0-434-00370-0
- William Heineman Ltd, 1995
-
- A 1996 diary with a few extras. Computerised entries by the four
- crewmembers and Holly are scattered through the pages, along with recipes,
- Space Corps book excerpts, and other assorted items. Several new Space
- Corps Directives appear for the first time in this book.
-
- The Log: A Dwarfer's Guide to Everything
- by Craig Charles & Russell Bell
- ISBN 0-14-026862-6
- Penguin, 1997
-
- From the back cover:
-
- Read this book and learn:
-
- * to avoid Not-a-Cats
- * never to keep anything radioactive in your pants
- * not to place your head inside anything with "Head Remover"
- written on it
- * a lot about food, and how to do it
-
- Containing Craig Charles's tips on how to survive in the hostile
- Universe that is Life.
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-
- Are there Red Dwarf fan clubs?
-
- Yes, there are several. Here's a list:
-
- Official Red Dwarf Fan Club
-
- This club won the 1994 Cult TV award for Best U.K. Fan Club. It's based in
- England, but has addresses in several other countries (and also has a Web
- site at http://www.tordfc.co.uk/). Membership includes four issues of the
- club magazine Better Than Life, a badge, and a membership card. Membership
- rates (per year) are as follows:
-
- UK/BFPO: UKP 12.00
- Europe (including Eire): UKP 13.00 equivalent
- USA/Canada: USD 25.00
- Australia: AD 36.00
- New Zealand: AD 42.00
-
- Cash or cheques in your local currency are accepted, but take weeks rather
- than days to clear. If you prefer to send an International Money Order, the
- equivalent rates are shown above. Write to:
-
- UK/BFPO & Europe: Jupiter Mining Corporation
- 40 Pitford Road
- Woodley
- Reading
- RG5 4QF
- US & Canada: Jupiter Mining Company
- P.O. Box 13097
- Coyote, CA 95013
- USA
- Australia & New Zealand: The Official Red Dwarf Fan Club Australia
- PO Box 325
- Chadstone
- VIC 3148
- AUSTRALIA
-
- Better Than Life
-
- Sylvia Pranga
- Isolde-Kurz-Str. 145 (36)
- W-4400 Munster-Nienberge
- GERMANY
-
- This club publishes a newsletter (mostly in German) called Talkie Toaster
- (TM).
-
- Related clubs
-
- Some Red Dwarf cast members have their own fan clubs:
-
- Official Chris Barrie Fan Club
- P.O. Box 6038
- Leighton Buzzard
- LU7 8ZY
- ENGLAND
- E-mail: info@chrisbarrie.net
- WWW: http://www.chrisbarrie.net/
-
- OnLine OnCraig (Craig Charles fan club)
- PO Box 536
- Addlestone
- KT15 1WA
- ENGLAND
- WWW: http://www.craigcharles.co.uk/Fan-Club/fanclub.htm.
-
- Danny John-Jules Fan Club
- EM & M. Gilbert
- 73A Cressex Road
- High Wycombe
- Bucks
- HP12 4PS
- ENGLAND
- WWW: http://www.jupitermining.com/djjclub.htm
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- Are there IRC channels for Red Dwarf fans?
-
- Of course! In fact, there are Red Dwarf-related channels on several IRC
- networks.
-
- AustNet: Aaron Weatherall, known to alt.tv.red-dwarf posters as the
- Downunder Dwarfer, runs a registered #reddwarf channel that is manned most
- of the time. Aaron's IRC nick is gs0ul.
-
- Dalnet: The #atvrd channel is now defunct.
-
- EFNet: Regular get-togethers on the #starbug channel, Sunday nights at
- 20:30 GMT and at other times during the week.
-
- Undernet: Adam Jewell (who goes by Krosis on IRC) helps to run a #starbug
- channel with another guy who uses the nick Humanless. There are no set
- times at present; e-mail Krosis at atjewe01@homer.louisville.edu or
- Humanless at xhx@pix.net for more info on when they usually meet. This is a
- permanent registered channel, and anyone is welcome to drop in at any time.
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- Are there Red Dwarf mailing lists?
-
- Two Red Dwarf mailing lists are known to exist, one moderated and one
- unmoderated.
-
- Moderated list: Run by Holly5120@aol.com. To join, send her a note asking
- to be added to the list. Digests are sent out once a day. The moderator
- also sends out Red Dwarf sounds and chatlogs on request. A Web page for the
- moderated list can be found at
- http://members.aol.com/holly5120/reddwarf.html.
-
- Unmoderated list: Distributed by the pipex.com list server. To subscribe,
- send email to LISTPROC@LISTS.PIPEX.COM with the following text as the body
- of the message:
-
- subscribe reddwarf Your Name
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-
- Are there Red Dwarf magazines?
-
- Red Dwarf Smegazine, the official magazine for the series, ceased
- publication with Volume 2 Issue 9 (January 1994). Some back issues are
- available from John McElroy and Star Tech.
-
- The Official Red Dwarf Fan Club publishes a quarterly magazine called
- Better Than Life. See "Are there Red Dwarf fan clubs?"
-
- Newsletters or fanzines (unofficial, fan-written magazines) are published
- by some Red Dwarf fan clubs and by individual fans. Refer to the Red Dwarf
- Fanzine List at http://home.interpath.net/pat/rd/fanzines.html.
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- Has Red Dwarf won any awards?
-
- At the 1994 International Emmy Awards, the Red Dwarf episode "Gunmen of the
- Apocalypse," tied with Absolutely Fabulous (Series 2: "Hospital") in the
- Popular Arts category. The International Emmys are awarded by the
- International Council of the National Academy of TV Arts & Sciences. Red
- Dwarf was also nominated for International Emmys in 1987, 1989, and 1992.
-
- In 1991, Series 3 won a British Academy of Film and Television Arts (BAFTA)
- award for "Best British Comedy."
-
- At the 1994 British Comedy Awards, Red Dwarf won Best BBC Situation Comedy.
-
- At Eastercon 1989 and 1992, Red Dwarf received the Best Dramatic
- Presentation award. At the Cult TV 1994 convention, awards were presented
- to Grant Naylor (Best Writers) and Red Dwarf (Best Show).
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- What other roles have Red Dwarf actors played?
-
- Too many to list here. For a comprehensive list, refer to the Red Dwarf
- Quietly Asked Questions List at
- http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Arcade/7567/qaq.html.
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- Would anyone like any toast?
-
- No.
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