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- From: Cameron Kaiser <cdkaiser@concentric.net>
- Newsgroups: alt.c64,comp.sys.cbm,alt.answers,comp.answers,news.answers
- Subject: comp.binaries.cbm FAQ 4.5 (1/1)
- Followup-To: comp.sys.cbm
- Date: 29 Jan 1999 06:57:23 PST
- Organization: Concentric Internet Services
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- Approved: spectre@deepthought.armory.com (comp.binaries.cbm)
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- NNTP-Posting-Host: galileo.concentric.net
- Summary: This FAQ is designed to list proper methods of posting to this
- moderated newsgroup and what files it carries.
- Keywords: C64 64 Commodore 64 binaries software
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- Archive-name: commodore/binaries-faq/part1
- Version: 4.5
- Last-modified: 1999/1/17
- URL: http://www.concentric.net/~cdkaiser/cbc/
- Copyright: (C)1999 Cameron Kaiser
-
- COMP.BINARIES.CBM Official Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
- 4.5
- written by Cameron Kaiser <cdkaiser at concentric.net>
- based on a document by William Ward
-
- ** START OF FAQ **
-
- 0. Introduction
-
- This is the Frequently Asked Questions guide for the newsgroup
- comp.binaries.cbm (hereafter c.b.c). People are urged to consult this guide
- before asking questions of the moderator(s) or posting them to the appropriate
- discussion group, as doing so may answer your query much more quickly and in
- such a manner that you do not collect mail along the lines of 'read the faq,
- you blithering idiot' or significantly more unmentionable versions thereof.
-
- This FAQ was written by Cameron Kaiser, who based it on an original draft
- by William Ward, who based *that* on a draft by Michael Miller, and no one
- knows where his came from.
-
- In version 4.0, I completely rewrote Bill Ward's FAQ, which was version 1.3,
- and gave it the wrong version number, which has now stuck.
-
- In version 4.1, I added Jim Brain's notification that this FAQ will be/is now
- available on his FTP site, John Iannetta's lament about CompuServe's mailing
- subsystem, and made wording changes to the document for clarification, all
- on 13 October 1997.
-
- In version 4.2, I made some notes about proper documentation of postings,
- did some cleanup of inexplicable garbage, and some helpful tips for posting
- by mail, all on 1 December 1997. Also included is an entire section on
- troubleshooting various complaints. I also have started doing a change-log
- system, allowing you to see new changes. Here's how:
-
- | NEW CHANGES IN THE FAQ ARE DOCUMENTED with a | symbol in the first column.
- | WATCH FOR THEM.
-
- In version 4.3, I announced where the FAQ can be found online, and made some
- brief changes to netiquette notices, as well as adding the actual charter
- in. Some notes from the big bad binaries thread on c.s.cbm have been added,
- all on 27 March 1998.
-
- In version 4.4, I added some information about the official c.b.c web page,
- the Videocam archive, more troubleshooting, regular features on c.b.c, and
- rewrote some commonly asked problems about c.b.c propagation, on 15
- September 1998.
-
- | In version 4.5, I added notes about the mini-FAQ and the Things never to
- | do on c.b.c, on 17 January 1999.
-
- The humor in this FAQ is totally intentional. Posting to the group about
- what a putz the author is will be ignored, mostly by the author.
-
- 0.1 Where to get the FAQ from
-
- This FAQ is posted 'periodically' to c.b.c. You can also ask the author for
- a copy. See 'Contacts' for addresses. You can also find it posted around the
- same time to alt.c64 and comp.sys.cbm.
-
- | A mini-FAQ appears frequently issuing and detailing the most common errors
- | and announcements. Important extracts from these mini-FAQs will eventually
- | appear here.
-
- Jim Brain tells me that this FAQ is now available in ftp.jbrain.com under
- /pub/cbm/faq/. The filename should be obvious. Make sure you get the latest
- | version. I'm not sure if this is still the case given the recent demise of
- | his jbrain.com domain, but if not now, it will be soon.
-
- You can find the FAQ online at
-
- http://www.concentric.net/~cdkaiser/cbc/
-
- It is currently plaintext. I'm working on an HTML version.
-
- 1. General Notes about c.b.c
-
- 1.1 What c.b.c is
-
- c.b.c is a newsgroup for the posting of Commodore related binary files.
- By Commodore we refer to the 8-bit systems. Amiga binaries (excepting those
- that have direct pertinence to the 8-bits) are NOT accepted and you should
- send those to the analogous group.
-
- c.b.c is MODERATED. If you post to this group, it will not automatically
- appear. You should not send posts to the group along the lines of 'where the
- #$%@!# is my post?' because we will ignore them. Plus, you'll look silly and
- we will post you to our list of people to laugh at for not reading the FAQ.
- If your post does not appear, we have not approved it. If your post never
- appears, we never approved it. You should read under 'What we don't post'
- for why.
-
- If you don't know how to post, refer to the section on (ta-da!) 'How to
- post'. Even if you do, it will save us some grief if you read it anyway.
-
- As with all moderated groups, your posting is not actually sent through Usenet.
- Instead, it goes via E-mail to the moderators, and you should send your post in
- an appropriate manner. (If you want to E-mail directly, see 'Contact list'.)
- You should also refer to 'c.b.c courtesy' for how to get your post approved
- faster. If you help us, we'll expedite things for you. If things are difficult
- for us to do, it will take us longer, or not at all.
-
- 1.1.1 The c.b.c charter
-
- This is the abridged charter. The full version can be found at
-
- ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/control/comp/comp.binaries.cbm
-
- comp.binaries.cbm is a moderated newsgroup which passed its vote for
- creation by 170:24 as reported in news.announce.newgroups on 22 Sep 1993.
-
- >For your newsgroups file:
- comp.binaries.cbm For the transfer of 8bit Commodore binaries.
- (Moderated)
-
- The newsgroup is for the purpose of swapping 8bit Comodore Binaries,
- mainly mainly for the 64 and 128 computers. The moderator will attempt
- to filter out copyrighted software, and insure that the programs work,
- although it is impossible to verify all software for all systems.
-
- 1.1.2 Why c.b.c is necessary
-
- c.b.c is necessary because the comp.* hierarchy, with approximately two or
- three exceptions, is discussion only. It is standard protocol to only post
- binaries to comp.binaries.* groups, hence the motivation for creating this
- group. This is not unique to the comp.* hierarchy; alt.binaries.* exists for
- identical reasons.
-
- Binary postings have started to appear in the comp.sys.cbm newsgroup in
- spite of this fact, and they are subject to bincancel, not only by newsgroup
- readers, but also by bincancel bots (such as Rich Depew's) and news admins.
- Binaries in discussion-only groups also introduce serious breaches of
- netiquette, discussion of which is beyond the scope of this FAQ. The reader
- is invited to read any of the cancel and netiquette FAQs, routinely posted
- to news.admin.net-abuse.usenet, news.admin.net-abuse.misc and easily found on
- DejaNews and AltaVista.
-
- 1.1.3 Moderators
-
- The list of moderators fluctuates wildly. Cameron Kaiser, the author of this
- FAQ, is a moderator. There are also other moderators on c.b.c, but the
- list of active moderators seems to get out of date quickly.
-
- It is therefore best to mail the moderators collectively, versus
- individually. See 'Contacts'.
-
- 1.1.4 c.b.c On-Line and via FTP
-
- c.b.c now has an official webpage and the most current submissions are also
- archived/kept at Videocam in Australia.
-
- The c.b.c webpage is
-
- http://www.concentric.net/~cdkaiser/cbc/
-
- On the webpage, you can see what the most recent submissions were (for use
- with threatening your newsadmin, see Troubleshooting), get a current copy of
- this FAQ for bathroom reading, and also find out about submission policies,
- moderators, etc. Also on the c.b.c page is a very trivial uudecoder which
- will do in a pinch (it's BASIC 2.0, so don't expect too much) if you can't
- get Fuzzy Fox's uuxfer (q.v.) to work.
-
- If you prefer to get your files via FTP, Rod and Gaelyne Gasson at VideoCam
- in the lend daun undaa have graciously offered their FTP server as a
- repository for the most current c.b.c files (old postings are then archived
- under the regular directory structure). Allow some time for the postings
- to reach them first.
-
- ftp://videocam.net.au/cbm/incoming
-
- There's no /pub in that address. Common pitfall. Watch out.
-
- 1.2 What we post
-
- c.b.c posts any and all binaries related to the 8-bit Commodore that do not
- fall along the lines of what we *don't* post (q.v.).
-
- Some examples: shareware games (unregistered); freeware; demos; public
- domain games, utilities, etc. In other words, freely available software
- with unrestricted distribution will be accepted.
-
- In the past, emulator-related binaries were not accepted to this group. While
- they are not encouraged, as a significant number of c.b.c's readers don't
- have personal access to anything but 8-bits (which frequently cannot handle
- emulator formats without external conversion), they are now accepted to the
- group. However, if there is a straight binary version of a file as opposed to
- a .d64 or .p00, we exceedingly prefer it.
-
- Binaries intended for other target systems, such as PC executables, are
- accepted only if they have relevance to Commodore systems. Examples would
- include emulators and converters.
-
- The head moderator (me) is a lazy bum, so most postings occur in large blocks
- usually on Mondays or Tuesdays (Pacific time).
-
- 1.2.1 What we re-post (One From The Vault)
-
- Periodically, we also re-post previous submissions that we deem of particular
- interest, or ones that are requested frequently. The "One From The Vault"
- postings occur at sporadic intervals, sort of a best-of-comp.binaries.cbm
- selection mix. If you have suggestions about something you would like to
- see reposted, notify the moderators.
-
- 1.2.2 How to download what we post
-
- Most newsreaders are smart enough to uudecode the post automagically.
- Chances are your PC or Mac newsreader already has downloaded and archived
- the post before you even saw it. Check your newsreader's documentation.
-
- Un*x shell newsreaders assume some intelligence on the part of the user.
- Some will automatically decode the post; others won't. You'll need to check
- your newsreader's documentation, but this method will always work:
-
- * Save the post to a file on your shell account. (For nn, press 's'.) See
- your newsreader's documentation.
-
- * Get to a shell prompt (usually something like % or $). If you see #, the
- first thing to do is type 'rm -rf /' to make sure you have plenty of
- space. (Just kidding.) You may have to quit your newsreader or press
- CTRL-Z to get to a shell prompt.
-
- * Type 'grep ^begin <filename>' where filename is the name of the file you
- saved the post to. Don't type the angle brackets and don't forget that
- carat. You'll probably see something like this:
-
- % grep ^begin really.cool.post << You typed this
- begin 644 program.prg
-
- There may be some other junk lines in the file; just look for one that
- resembles this one.
-
- As you can see from the above example, program.prg is the file that will
- be created by the uudecoder. To create that file from the uucode, type
- 'uudecode <filename>', again substituting the post name without the angle
- brackets (our example would be 'uudecode really.cool.post'). If you see
- something like 'uudecode: short file', you didn't save the post properly.
- Go back to the beginning and try again.
-
- * Use the sx, sb or sz utilities (Xmodem, Ymodem and Zmodem respectively) to
- download the created file to your terminal program. Usually the command is
- 'sx <filename>'; our example would be 'sx program.prg'.
-
- * Resume your newsreader. If you used CTRL-Z to get a shell, you'll probably
- type 'fg' to get back to it.
-
- If you're all thumbs with this process, you can still get the most recent
- postings via FTP. See section 1.1.4. Explaining FTP, however, is beyond the
- scope of this FAQ; most ISPs offer assistance with FTP transfers, and most
- web browsers support FTP, though.
-
- 1.3 What we don't post
-
- We do not post:
-
- * non-binary items. Spam is deleted. Discussion is deleted. People
- writing us about why no one discusses anything in this group get deleted.
- Et cetera.
- The exception is the FAQ, naturally.
- So where should you post if you want to talk about Commodore 8-bits?
- A good question. Refer to:
-
- comp.emulators.cbm
- comp.sys.cbm
- alt.c64
-
- All of these, in particular the first two, have active discussion.
- Talk on them. We'd love to hear from another 8-bit fanatic.
-
- * binary items not relevant to the 64. UUencoded JPEGs of your pet
- wonderdog Snotbrain whizzing on Mrs. Eagleson's petunias get deleted. And so
- on.
-
- * 'warez'. Cracks, hacks, etc. are NOT allowed. The old argument
- that 'it's 10 years ago, the copyright doesn't matter' is hogwash. Someone
- still has the copyright, even if they're not enforcing it, and we don't want
- to be on their lawyer's target list if they decide to enforce it suddenly.
- (Want an example? Okay. Three words: Activision fifteen pack. Case closed.)
- Freeware and shareware versions of products are exempt because they are
- explicitly freely distributable, in contrast to ...
-
- * restricted distribution products. This is a fancy way of referring
- to 'stuff that shouldn't be publicly distributed', and includes things such
- as registered versions of shareware or beta tests that are not intended for
- the public. Moreover, if there's a restriction on the software's distribution,
- it's probably heavily copyright-protected too ... see 'warez'.
-
- * programs not intended for all audiences. For example, posting a
- nudie slide show for the 64 here would not be appropriate, and it would
- never be approved, even if it *were* in the public domain and freely
- distributable. This is not comp.binaries.erotica.cbm. You may think this is
- a silly thing to say, but there are some of these demos around.
-
- * things that don't work. Garbled submissions don't work. Make sure
- your uuencoded file didn't get truncated. Make sure your mailer didn't eat
- characters or add new ones, because on our end it looks like hell. IF YOU MUST
- MAIL US YOUR POST, PLEASE see the section on 'How to post by mail' to get
- around this problem.
- Most importantly, however, if it don't work, it don't post. If we
- can't get it to run, odds are most people who read this group won't either.
-
- * anything we decide not to post, at our discretion. Some people have
- claimed we're ignoring their posts because we don't like them. Tough orange
- peels.
-
- 1.4 What happens if you post something we don't post
-
- Nothing.
-
- Yes, nothing. You will get no response from us, ever.
-
- In the past, the response was to notify you that we did not accept your post,
- and to send you some appropriate reason why. In this day and age of rampant
- spammage and people who blindly post insulting things instead of reading FAQs,
- that is an insurmountable task. Therefore, if you do not get a response to your
- post WITHIN A SUFFICIENT INTERVAL and/or your post never appears on the group,
- we did not approve it.
-
- If you have trouble with your newsreader, and want to know if your post
- came through, please state you want confirmation in the message body. We will
- confirm only in cases where we have a serious posting. If you post 'why aren't
- my messages posting somebody please respond' you will get a resounding fat
- load of nothing returned to you. However, if there's a possible submission
- attached to your polite and understanding request, we would be happy to tell
- you that it got there in one piece. Do not, though, assume that a lack of
- response indicates bad connection and therefore multiple reposting, because
- this will not endear yourself to the moderators and collect you many four-
- letter words. Ask first before you send that 2.5MB file again.
-
- If you do get a message back from us, we probably just need a small extra
- thing from you, like a description. Please read the note and comply; upon
- your doing so, you will be the proud parent of a new post.
-
- The phrase 'WITHIN A SUFFICIENT INTERVAL' has been cap'ed for a reason. It
- takes time to check through a submission, first to receive it, then to test
- it and then for the final post (if any) to percolate through the fibrous
- wire mishmash of Usenet. Please respect the fact it may take as long as a week
- to finish this process -- we have lives of our own, and we do this out of
- our free time. Therefore, not seeing your post immediately does in no way
- imply open and extremely prejudical rejection.
-
- 1.5 What happens if you post something we post
-
- We post it.
-
- If appropriate, we will notify you (usually 'thanks!'), but in most cases
- you will know your post has been approved when you see it in the group. It is
- good form to make sure your newsreader does in fact see this group.
-
- If you want confirmation, say so. See above for conditions on that. Remember
- that sending confirmation messages is not guaranteed.
-
- 1.6 c.b.c courtesy
-
- Good things to do that make things easy for the moderators:
-
- * Use .sda or .sfx, or any other self-dearcing format. It's easy
- for us because we don't have to crank up the dearcer. Lynx is especially bad
- on this point, since there's so many versions, a lesson I have learned the
- hard way with many people asking me why Ultimate Lynx doesn't understand
- CWI's Lynx archives. (Answer: We use Lynx IV, and they're mutually
- incompatible.) Failing that:
-
- * Use a standardized arc format. I like .lnx best, but can tolerate
- .arc. I find .lzh slightly exotic and .rar even more opaque. If you post using
- Fritz Fluegelwagen's RLE-LZW-Huffman-Lynx encoder, something three people on
- the planet use, the chances of my hitting delete in the mailreader increase
- exponentially.
- The one standard arc format you should avoid, if at all possible, is
- ZipCode (the 1! .. 2! .. files.) These cause some irritation on my part, mostly
- because I have to deal with four files instead of one. There are some
- circumstances where ZipCode is needed, but most of them involve copy-
- protection, which you find on (surprise!) copyrighted warez. See above.
- If these are PC binaries, please please PLEASE use .zip. I HATE
- unarj with a passion, and I don't like DOS tar or gunzip. I suspect the other
- moderators have similar preferences.
- But best of all:
-
- * Don't arc. If you can avoid it, don't! That's best of all. Then
- we can just run the stinking thing.
-
- For clarity, preferred formats, from most preferred down, for Commodore:
-
- .prg/.bin, .sfx/.sda/.spy/.sdl, .lnx, .d64/.t64/.p00, .arc/.lzh, .rar/.lbr
-
- For PC/UNIX:
-
- .zip/.infozip/.gz/.tgz, .Z, .arj
-
- These are my preferences only and should not be construed as support for
- any format or having any rational basis in fact. :-)
-
- * UUencode. Don't Base64. This means refrain from using attachments.
- Most Unix newsreaders don't understand MIME, and most of us use a Unix
- newsreader. If you don't, please be kind to the large majority that do.
- The only exception to this is if you use a MIME-enabled mailer, and in that
- case you should read the section on 'How to post' BEFORE YOU POST!!!
-
- * Document! You don't need to tell us how to turn the computer on,
- but please do tell us what we're looking at, and what we can expect when
- we run it. We can probably guess the rest. Accuracy helps. :-)
-
- A NOTE ON DOCUMENTATION: Some people believe that documentation
- consists of a single sentence saying 'this is a program for the (64|128|+4)'.
- We can see that already. Documentation is telling us what the program is
- supposed to do and what it needs to run, and this information is vital!
- Steve Judd writes particularly nice documentation. Look for some of this
- previous posts, if your news spool goes back that far (!).
- If you are sending an archive of programs, like a freeware
- archive, please describe each program individually and completely as if
- you had posted each one separately. A nice paragraph about the archive
- itself will probably not suffice. :-)
-
- * Post your post instead of mailing to us. The reason is not that
- we care how the post arrives, but that most modern mailers fiddle around with
- files and add metacharacters and 8-bit encoding and the like. Most news
- programs don't. Therefore, a post arrives more cleanly in general than does
- the mail.
- IF YOU MUST MAIL, PLEASE see the section on 'How to post by Mail'.
-
- * Above all, remember that your post must be readable by the lowest
- common denominator. Usually, that's us.
-
- | 1.7 Things you should *never* do
- |
- | * Crosspost. Never ever crosspost. Announcements about your web site,
- | whether or not it will resurrect the 64 to millions of waiting fans
- | worldwide and usher in a new computing paradigm renaissance, are not binary
- | and therefore not germaine. Announcements about service offerings you may
- | be providing, or the software opus you're writing, are not binary and
- | therefore not germaine. (But if you have a demo, why not post that?)
- | Why am I picking on announcements? Announcements are, bar none, the single
- | most crossposted crud I can think of. STOP IT.
- | Moreover, it s a waste of time for you, because if I don't approve
- | the post, or any of the other moderators, it won't appear in any of the other
- | groups you've crossposted to either. And we're not going to strip the c.b.c
- | group and and repost it for you. It's not our job.
- | The problem is now of such an extent that c.b.c no longer accepts
- | crossposts, even if they *are* on-topic. Sorry.
- |
- | * Use a hopelessly munged address. We're a fairly astute bunch of
- | guys, and most mail munges are creative enough to be bot-foolers but still
- | humanly decipherable, and we have no problem with munging per se. (Heck, I
- | munge mine on a regular basis.) However, we have received submissions from
- | "G@RT" (actual from address) that we needed more information on. Guess what,
- | bucko? Into the bit bucket. If we can't contact you about your post, we will
- | reject it.
- |
- | * Bite your nails. Don't do it, it's a nasty habit and you look funny
- | gnawing on them like that.
-
- 2. Talking to c.b.c
-
- 2.1 How to post
-
- 2.1.1 How to post by newsreader (MOST preferred)
-
- Simply point your newsreader to comp.binaries.cbm and post your document.
- You should refer to your newsreader for the appropriate documentation. Make
- sure it is uuencoded -- raw binaries never make it.
-
- What will happen is that your post will be sent by UUnet to the moderators,
- who will then review it. This method is most preferred because mailreaders
- screw around with mail they send, particularly MIME-enabled mailers. Most
- newsreaders don't. See above for the rest of the process.
-
- 2.1.2 How to post by mail
-
- While we don't really encourage this, people do have trouble posting through
- Usenet, especially if your only access is through DejaNews or the like. If you
- really can't post by news, send your document to:
-
- cbm-binaries at bayview.com
-
- which is a mail alias generously provided by William Ward. If you use a
- MIME-enabled mailer, DO NOT UUENCODE IT BECAUSE THE MAILER EATS IT! In this
- case, and this case only, SEND IT AS AN ATTACHMENT. If the mailer is not
- MIME-enabled, like mailx or early Elm versions, send uuencoded files as
- usual.
-
- As a point of clarity, if you intend to send your program as an attachment,
- do NOT uuencode the program and send the *uucode* as the attachment. SEND
- THE BINARY ITSELF! Also, try to give the attachment a semi-descriptive name.
- We often strip out attachments in one big bunch, and a whole lot of similar
- looking files makes it tough to match files with posts.
-
- CompuServe seems to be problematic with uuencoded attachments. If you can
- use 'NewMail', please do so. If you can't, please alert the moderators in
- the message body that you're using CompuServe OldMail and we will try to
- rescue the post. (Thanks to John Iannetta.)
-
- 2.2 Contacts
-
- As mentioned, it is better to mail the moderators collectively. Posting
- will have the same effect as mailing, but it's better to mail because we
- can differentiate between the two.
-
- The alias
-
- cbm-binaries at bayview.com
-
- will send to all members of the moderation team, including me.
-
- If you wish to contact me personally regarding the FAQ or the large check
- you'll send me or the attractive, unmarried sister you have, send mail to
-
- cdkaiser at concentric.net
- spectre at deepthought.armory.com
-
- and I promise to ignore it for as long as I can, unless I really like your
- sister or the check is good.
-
- John Iannetta has promised me an attractive sister, but I think someone at
- Federal Express routed the crate to the Sultan of Brunei.
-
- 2.3 Troubleshooting
-
- 2.3.1 'My post was approved, but it hasn't appeared yet'
-
- If you know that we approved your post, there are several reasons why it
- hasn't appeared yet. The only reason under our control is:
-
- * We haven't injected it into the Usenet stream yet.
-
- Normally, we post things as soon as we approve them, just to get them out of
- our hair, so most of the time these reasons below apply. In such cases,
- there's no one you can blame, unless you have contacts at WorldCom. Usenet
- is a very haphazard mishmash, so patience is a true virtue.
-
- * Your ISP's newsfeed is behind. If your ISP does not have a 24/7 NNTP
- connection, it could take up to a few days for it to percolate your way.
-
- * Bad Usenet routing. Some computer between us and you burped or did a nasty
- thing. Either way, the post is the immediate victim. Have patience -- it
- should start propagating with the computer's imminent resurrection.
-
- * Our ISP stream is queuing up. I use Concentric, which is a pretty reliable
- Usenet injection point. Some moderators might use smaller ISPs that don't
- have a 24/7 NNTP feed, and so the actual injection step might be delayed.
-
- 2.3.1.1 'I post over and over, but you say my post never gets to you'
-
- This is a problem to which I have only recently found a solution. Apparently,
- certain news sites with semi-morons for news administrators do not properly
- mark comp.binaries.cbm as a moderated newsgroup. When your news server is not
- aware that c.b.c is moderated, it will post the message as if it were an
- unmoderated group, and pass it to another server. When it gets to a server
- that knows c.b.c is moderated and this server sees that your message doesn't
- have the proper credentials, it will silently drop it. End result: the
- moderators don't get your post, and your post goes to the great bitbucket in
- the sky.
-
- There are two (well, two and a half) ways to fix this:
-
- * Mail your post all the time. Easier, but gets annoying.
-
- * The better solution, though it will require some investment of time: tell
- your news administrator to "update his/her active file with moderated NGs
- properly marked." Mention c.b.c by name. Active files list all newsgroups
- on a news server. If it's inaccurate, your newsreader will never know.
- This will probably fix other moderated newsgroups on your server, and your
- fellow users will greatly appreciate it, I'll wager. You may have to be
- persistent about this, in the same way that Ken Starr is persistent about
- White House interns.
-
- * The half a solution: tell your ISP to jump in a lake.
-
- 2.3.2 'You keep saying my post is garbled'
-
- If we said that, your post *is* garbled -- you probably mailed it and your
- mailer ate it. We have a picture of Eudora Welty on our dartboard. I hit
- a bullseye last week after someone sent their uucode as an attachment, and
- Eudora promptly made "intelligent" [sic] formatting decisions that ruined it.
-
- Do the following check list:
-
- * If you have a MIME-enabled NEWSREADER, then you MUST MAIL YOUR POST.
- If you don't, then post it UUencoded.
-
- * If you have a MIME-enabled MAILER PROGRAM, then you MUST SEND THE BINARY
- AS AN ATTACHMENT. If you don't, send the UUcode in your message body.
-
- Most of the time, someone forgets to UUencode the program, or they sent
- the UUcode accidentally as an attachment, and this is easy to reconcile.
- If we complain about your post, we want it again. Please, resend it!
-
- 2.3.2.1 'But that didn't work!'
-
- Failing that, you might have a peculiar program that just decides to chomp
- your messages to death. We don't archive all the mailing programs in the
- world to test your message with. I use Elm, and Elm exclusively, because
- Eudora is Moloch and Microsoft Exchange is Satan. You might have different
- opinions about the demonic potential of these mailer programs, but the
- fact of the matter is any good mailer will have options to turn off its
- special formatting and to do sane attachments. If it doesn't, get a new
- mailer.
-
- We are aware that CompuServe OldMail destroys postings en-route, and have
- a semi-reliable way of rescuing them. Just mention you're using OldMail in
- your message body, and we can probably save it.
-
- 2.3.3 'I can't read old postings in the group'
-
- This is something you should take up with your ISP. Old news articles are
- kept on your ISP's news spool for only a limited time, and most local ISPs
- only keep posts less than a week old. I'm spoiled by Concentric, which keeps
- posts up to a month. Odds are if you can't see prior postings, or get
- 'Cancelled or expired' messages, your ISP does not archive postings very long
- and you should have a nice friendly chat with them involving physical harm.
-
- There is no archive for c.b.c postings. Maybe there should be.
-
- 2.3.4 'I can't read this group at all!'
-
- Your news administrator may have decided, for whatever reason, not to allow
- binaries groups on his/her server. Usually this is a space consideration;
- just think of how much space alt.binaries.erotica.extremely.big.jpgs takes
- up on a news spool.
-
- In such a case, you're pretty much left with two options: dropping by their
- office with a cannon (illegal except in Libya), or telling them to allow
- comp.binaries.cbm on their server or you'll find a new ISP. Vote with your
- dollars -- it's your money.
-
- 2.3.4.1 'I can see some posts, but not all'
-
- You have a flaky news spool, and your news administrator needs to get their
- caboose in gear. Drop by this URL:
-
- http://www.concentric.net/~cdkaiser/cbc/
-
- and select What's playing on c.b.c this week. Confront them with this list.
- Threaten pets or allege unspeakable acts with their next-door neighbor. Most
- news administrators are guilty of that. You may also consider checking out
- a new provider because if their news link is flaky, other things are probably
- subpar in their service offerings as well.
-
- 3. Seriously
-
- 3.1 Disclaimer
-
- Because of the sue-crazy nature of these United States, Bill Ward felt
- compelled to write a legal disclaimer into the previous FAQ. So do I.
-
- The use of programs posted on c.b.c is at your own risk. c.b.c moderators
- cannot be held legally liable if a program published on this group, or the
- (im)proper use of such a program, causes damage of a monetary, property or
- personal nature. You agree to indemnify and hold blameless the moderators
- in such an event. c.b.c cannot be held liable in the unlikely event that a
- copyrighted work is distributed to the detriment of the copyright owner, nor
- can the moderators carry personal responsibility for the content or nature
- of postings. c.b.c takes no legal liability, and neither can you assign
- liability to the group or its moderators, either collectively or individually.
-
- If you do not agree with these terms, you must not use programs posted here.
- Your use of programs on c.b.c and your subscription to this newsgroup
- constitute your complete and binding acceptance of these policies without
- restriction. This FAQ, and the policies and legal disclaimers therein, is
- subject to change without notice. The terms of this FAQ and the legal
- disclaimers therein shall be interpreted in accordance with the laws of the
- State of California, United States of America.
-
- 3.2 Computer Workshops' relationship to c.b.c
-
- Even though I run CWI, and I also do a lot of operations on c.b.c, CWI has
- no relationship to c.b.c, and vice versa. This is the official word.
- Computer Workshops has nothing to do with this group.
-
- ** END OF FAQ **
-
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