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- Subject: 5. TV NATION
-
- 5.0. What is TV NATION?
-
- TV NATION is a television news magazine series executive
- produced, written, directed and hosted by Moore. It originated as
- a co-production between NBC and the BBC and its initial seven
- episodes aired on NBC in the summer of 1994. FOX offered Moore a
- better deal and the show came back on FOX with a bigger budget,
- airing in the summer of 1995, a co-production between FOX and the
- BBC.
-
- 5.0.1. Can I order tapes of TV NATION?
-
- In November, Columbia Tristar Home Video released THE BEST
- OF TV NATION on VHS in America. Each tape sells for $14.95 each.
-
- Tape One contains Episode One (airdate July 19, 1994) of the first
- season, the 1994 Year End Special, as well as the unaired "Condoms"
- segment (see section 5.3.1 for details).
-
- Tape Two contains the "We're #1" episode (airdate July 21, 1995),
- the "Love Night" episode (airdate August 11, 1995), as well as the
- unaired "Extra Credit" segment (see section 5.3.1 for details).
-
- However, videophiles may not appreciate the fact that the two
- tapes were recorded in EP (six-hour mode). It is not known at this
- point whether more episodes will become available on tape or whether
- these episodes will be released in the customary SP format in the
- future.
-
- 5.0.2. Has TV NATION been renewed?
-
- Yes. It is being financed by Channel 4 in the UK and will have a US
- distribution soon. Heres the post from the mailing list;
-
- < begin >
-
- Michael Moore Newsletter #8
-
- Juneteenth
-
- Dear friends --
-
- Here's the good news I've been wanting to give
- you for the past two years...
-
- This Monday, we begin production on a new
- season of TV NATION!
-
- Would you like to be involved in the show? If
- you have any ideas for a TV Nation-type story,
- please e-mail them to me at MMFlint@aol.com.
- If you've seen the show, you know what we are
- looking for -- something with humor and politics,
- something that you normally think would not make
- it on TV. From trying to buy the missile in Russia
- that was pointed at my hometown to taking
- Dr. Kevorkian on a picnic to disrupting a Klan rally
- with a mariachi band singing love songs, we are
- in search of those people, places or events in your
- area that you think deserve a visit from TV Nation.
-
- Some of our best pieces on the show came from
- fans, like the one where we held a "Corp-Aid"
- benefit concert in the middle of Wall Street to
- help "needy" corporations. And, we pay for
- these ideas. If we use your idea, and you are
- the first person to send it to us, we will send
- you a check for $700 and give you a credit
- on the show.
-
- So, take a look around your town (or anywhere
- else in the rest of the world), and, even if you
- can't come up with the darkly comic twist to it
- (we have a crack writing staff who can do that),
- jot it down here and send it off to me this
- weekend.
-
- This new show is being funded by Channel Four
- in the U.K. which is currently negotiating with the
- American network on which it will appear. It will
- also have a new name (any ideas?), and some
- great new segments and correspondents I think
- you'll like. I'll keep you informed of our progress.
- Thanks for all your support over the past few years.
-
- < end >
-
-
- 5.0.3. If TV NATION isn't being aired anymore, how can I see the
- old episodes?
-
- If you don`t feel like spending money on the videos, then you might
- see repeats of TV Nation on Comedy Central, which has been
- airing the episodes.For the latest schedule details go to
-
- http://www.comcentral.com/vs
-
- and search for TV Nation.
-
-
- 5.0.4. Is there an address for TV NATION?
-
- You can contact Veronica Moore, TV Nation's fan mail
- coordinator at TVNatFans@aol.com via e-mail.
-
- Or you can contact the TV Nation office at:
-
- TV Nation
- P.O. Box 5297
- New York, NY 10185
-
- 5.0.5. Is there a newsgroup devoted to TV NATION?
-
- Yes, alt.tv.tv-nation is devoted to discussion of TV Nation
- and all things Moore related.
-
- 5.0.6. Is there a TV NATION mailing list?
-
- Yes, there is a mailing list run by Veronica Moore,which
- sends out a newsletter about once a month.
-
- You can subscribe to the mailing list by sending the
- following to TVNatFans@aol.com:
-
- ADD TVNATIONFANS username@address Your Real Name
-
-
- 5.0.6.1. How can I get back issues of Veronica Moore's
- newsletters?
-
- According to Alan Hamilton (alanh@primenet.com):
-
- They're stored on the TVNATIONFANS list server. To get them,
- send e-mail to listserv@listserv.aol.com with a blank subject and
- a body containing the following:
-
- get TVNATIONFANS LOG95xx
-
- where xx is the month you want -- 07 for July, 08 for August, or 09
- for September. If you want the whole set, send
-
- get TVNATIONFANS LOG9507
- get TVNATIONFANS LOG9508
- get TVNATIONFANS LOG9509
-
- to listserv@listserv.aol.com . I'm not certain, but you probably
- already have to be on the list before it will let you get the back
- issues. Each volume contains all the newsletters for that month.
- The files will be mailed to you.
-
- 5.0.7. How can I contact Crackers or Yuri?
-
- You can contact Crackers via e-mail at WingIt9@aol.com and
- Yuri via e-mail at YShevts@aol.com or write to both of them via
- snail-mail at:
-
- TV Nation
- "Crackers" or "Yuri Shevts"
- P.O. Box 5297
- New York, NY 10185
-
- 5.0.8. Are there any TV NATION web pages?
-
- The official TV Nation web page can be reached at:
-
- http://TVNation.spe.sony.com/TVN
-
- There is also another unofficial TV Nation web page at:
-
- http://www.xwinds.com/tv/tvnation.html
-
-
- 5.0.9. Can I order a TV NATION hat?
-
- You certainly can. The official TV NATION hats are grey denim
- with red stitching, containing the TV NATION logo. They are $15.00
- each plus $3.95 shipping and handling.
-
- Call 1-800-933-4900, extension 607 and place your hat order.
- Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery.
-
- 5.0.10. What's the story behind that amazing opening theme music
- and where can I get it?
-
- From a newsgroup posting by K R Glynn on 3 Apr 1995
- :(regarding the TV Nation opening theme music)
-
- "The TV Nation opening was conceived by Michael Moore, Kathleen
- Glynn and the TV Nation staff back in 1993. The idea behind the TV
- Nation theme music was "Leave it to Beaver meets Metallica". The
- work and design on the opening was done by Chris Harvey who did a
- lot of archival footage research (combining vintage advertising and
- news footage). Chris introduced us to Tomandandy, the guys that
- did the music. We love the opening and get juiced every time we
- hear the theme music. THANKS for your support! Sincerely, Kathleen
- Glynn, Producer, TV Nation"
-
- No TV NATION soundtrack is available on CD, but you can
- download the opening theme in both audio and video format at the
- official TV Nation web site at http://TVNation.spe.sony.com/TVN.
-
- 5.1 TV NATION Episode Guide
-
- This episode guide contains the American airdates for each episode,
- the segments and the infamous TV NATION polls.
-
- Information in this episode guide from
- http://www.xwinds.com/tv/TVNation.html.
-
- Please note that these are the episodes as they aired originally
- in North America. They are NOT the format that they appear in
- on Comedy Central. Some segments were either re-edited or unaired
- completely, but they WERE aired in Britain. See the Unaired TV
- NATION Segments part of this FAQ for more information.
-
- 5.1.1. The NBC 1994 Summer Replacement Series
-
- Producer: Kathleen Glynn
- Supervising Producer: Jerry Kupfer
- Executive Producer: Michael Moore
-
- First Show (July 19, 1994)
-
- FREE TRADE IN MEXICO: Michael Moore hears about the North American
- Free Trade Agreement and moves the show to Mexico
- TAXI: Rusty Cundieff finds out who has an easier time of getting a
- cab - Yaphet Kotto, a distinguished black actor or Louis
- Bruno, a convicted white felon
- APPLETON PRISON: Merrill Markoe visits the quietest prison in
- America
- LOVE CANAL: We go house hunting in contaminated Love Canal
- LOOKING FOR MISSILES: Michael Moore goes in search of the Russian
- missile pointed at his home town
-
- (Note: The LOVE CANAL segment featured correspondents Jane Morris
- and Jeff Michalski. Shortly after their segment, they immediately
- left the show.)
-
- [This episode is available on THE BEST OF TV NATION, Tape One.]
-
- TV NATION POLLS
-
- Source: Widgery & Associates.
- Margin of Error +/- 9%
-
- >From a telephone survey of 204 Americans, Spring 1993
-
- - 65% of all Americans believe that frozen pizza will never be any
- good and there's nothing science can do about it.
- - 10% of the American public would pay $5 to see Senator Orrin
- Hatch (R - Utah) fight a big mean dog on Pay TV. 86% of all
- viewers would root for the dog. 100% of women viewers would
- root for the dog.
- - 45% of Americans think rain doesn't feel as good in real life as
- it seems to in the movies
- - 16% of Perot voters believe "if dolphins were really smart, they
- could get out of those nets."
-
- Second Show (July 26, 1994)
-
- CEO CHALLENGE: Michael Moore asks what exactly can the chairmen of
- American companies do?
- AIDS: Karen Duffy finds out how some people are getting rich off
- people with AIDS
- THE NEW KKK: Louis Theroux meets the new Ku Klux Klan
- KUWAIT: Michael Moore enjoys the fruits of victory with a tour of
- free and democratic Kuwait
- PETS ON PROZAC: Merrill Markoe meets the happiest animals in
- America
-
- TV NATION POLLS
-
- Source: Widgery & Associates.
- Margin of Error +/- 9%
-
- >From a telephone survey of 204 Americans, Spring 1993
-
- - 65% of American women believe there is "a lot of difference"
- between a campaign contribution and a bribe. Only 35% of men
- see a difference
- - 70% of American women have never had an emotionally satisfactory
- relationship with a Republican
-
-
- Third Show (August 2, 1994)
-
- LOBBYIST: Michael Moore goes to Washington to see how much
- democracy he can buy for $5000
- NORTH DAKOTA: Karen Duffy takes a trip to the least visited state
- in the country
- AMAZON AVON: Louis Theroux goes door to door with Avon ladies in
- the Amazon
- SLUDGE TRAIN: Roy Sekoff sniffs out what happens after New Yorkers
- flush their toilets
- A DAY WITH DR. DEATH: Michael Moore spends a day with Dr. Jack
- Kevorkian.
-
- TV NATION POLLS
-
- Source: Widgery & Associates.
- Margin of Error +/- 9%
-
- >From a telephone survey of 229 Americans, Summer 1994
-
- - In the past year 36% of Americans have chanted "We're Number
- One!" Only 22% of Bush voters have chanted "We're Number
- One!"
- - 62% of Americans believe a trip to a major theme park is more
- culturally enriching than a trip to the Reagan Library
-
- Fourth Show (August 9, 1994)
- Product Placement Night
-
- OJ: Michael Moore observes how Ford Bronco salesman are tying
- into the OJ phenomena
- 1-800-TOURISM: Merrill Markoe gets advice on where to go on
- vacation from some people who aren't going anywhere
- HOT SPRINGS: Louis Theroux visits President Clinton's real home
- town, Hot Springs, Arkansas
- HEALTHCARE OLYMPICS: For the first time on broadcast television,
- it's the TV Nation Health Care Olympics, with Bob Costas and
- Ahmad Rashad
- LORD MIKE: It used to be that royalty in Britain was just for the
- few. But now their titles are for sale. Tonight, meet Lord
- Mike.
-
- TV NATION POLLS
-
- Source: Widgery & Associates.
- Margin of Error +/- 9%
-
- >From a telephone survey of 229 Americans, Summer 1994
-
- - 39% of Americans believe that guns are not "as dangerous as they
- say".
- - 15% of Americans wish Dennis Hopper would go back on drugs.
-
- Fifth Show (August 16, 1994)
- TV Nation Day
-
- MILLENIUM: Louise Theroux visits Americans who are preparing for
- the end of the world
- PRISON ADVISOR: Have your pencils sharpened -- it's the broadcast
- premiere of the TV Nation "Get Ready For Prison Test"
- HAULIN': How is TV Nation coping with the end of the Cold War?
- Tonight we're hauling Communism in our own 18-wheeler
- BOSNIA: Michael Moore conducts his own shuttle diplomacy to end the
- war in Bosnia
-
- TV NATION POLLS
-
- Source: Widgery & Associates.
- Margin of Error +/- 9%
-
- >From a telephone survey of 229 Americans, Summer 1994
-
- - 29% of Americans believe that Elvis was right to shoot TV sets.
- - 29% of Perot voters say "The candidate I vote for usually loses."
-
- Sixth Show (August 21, 1994)
- Fifth Week Anniversary Special
-
- This was a "Best of TV Nation" special that aired opposite _60
- Minutes_ that featured highlights of the past shows and new footage
- with Michael Moore on the street.
-
- Seventh Show (August 23, 1994)
- Gun Night
-
- TALK SHOWS: Merrill Markoe talks to those "talk show people"
- NEW YORK/NEW JERSEY: Michael Moore threatens to move the show to
- New Jersey and the mayor of New York is on the spot
- NEIGHBORS: After serial killers like John Wayne Gacey and Geoffrey
- Dahmer, what if a very strange man moved into the house next
- door -- wouldn't the neighbors notice?
- GUNS: And be sure to join us for more of Gun Night on TV Nation
-
- TV NATION POLLS
-
- Source: Widgery & Associates.
- Margin of Error +/- 9%
-
- >From a telephone survey of 229 Americans, Summer 1994
-
- - 11% of Americans that suffer from indigestion would rather retake
- the SAT than watch a Jesse Helms filibuster.
- - 12.5% of Americans that voted for Clinton believe that they will
- someday be told "just what Victoria's Secret is." 98% of
- Bush voters believe they will never know.
-
- Eighth Show (August 30, 1994)
- Golf Night
-
- CORPORATE CONSULTANTS: Michael Moore joins American corporations in
- the trend towards downsizing and temping
- SABOTAGE: Ben Hamper takes a look at a growing phenomenon in the
- American workplace - sabotage on the job
- DIRECT MAIL: Roy Sekoff finds out: will the American public respond
- to any old junk mail?
- CANING: Michael Moore returns to the land where caning began -
- Great Britain
-
- TV NATION POLLS
-
- Source: Widgery & Associates.
- Margin of Error +/- 9%
-
- >From a telephone survey of 229 Americans, Spring 1994
-
- - 88% of Bush voters "have no idea what rappers are talking about."
- - 14% of Americans surveyed agreed that Puerto Rico should not be
- the 51st state because "that extra star would make the flag
- look bad."
-
-
- 5.1.2. The 1994 NBC Year-End Special
-
- Aired December 28, 1994
-
- Producer: Kathleen Glynn
- Supervising Producer: Jerry Kupfer
- Executive Producer: Michael Moore
-
- CORP AID: Michael Moore is in a holiday mood and tries to give a
- thousand dollars to America's neediest corporations
- WHITE HOUSE SECURITY: First the dive bomber, then the machine
- gunner; so TV Nation correspondent Louis Thoreux hires a
- security guard for the White House
- SEND THE TROOPS IN '95: TV Nation asks you, the viewers, to choose
- which country the US will invade in 1995
- PREDICTIONS: Steven Wright drills the experts on what the New Year
- has in store for the US
- MEET THE REPUBLICANS: And our salute to last November's Republican
- victory
- 5000 NEW JOBS: TV Nation focuses on some of the 5000 new jobs in
- 1994.
- NOT DEAD YET: TV Nation celebrates those that didn't die in 1994.
-
- TV NATION POLLS
-
- Source: Widgery & Associates.
- Margin of Error +/- 9%
-
- >From a telephone survey of 208 Americans, Winter 1994
-
- - 35% of Americans believe Richard Nixon went to heaven. 59%
- believe he went "someplace else."
- - 34% of those who voted Republican in the last election believe
- "Forrest Gump" was a documentary.
-
- [This episode is available on THE BEST OF TV NATION, tape one.]
-
- 5.1.3. The Fox 1995 Summer Replacement Series
-
- Producer: Kathleen Glynn
- Supervising Producer: Jerry Kupfer
- Executive Producer: Michael Moore
-
- First Show (July 21, 1995)
- We're #1
-
- LOUIS FOR PRESIDENT: Anybody can run for president in this country,
- so TV Nation registers ex-con Louis Bruno as a legitimate
- candidate for next year's election
- BEACH PARTY: Janeane Garofalo finds that some public beaches are
- really private, so she organizes her own beach party
- CRIME SCENE CLEANUP: Louis Theroux finds out what it really takes
- to clean up crime
- SLAVES: Rusty Cundieff discovers that Mississippi is just getting
- around to abolishing slavery, so he goes there to get some
- slaves of his own
- CRACKERS: Michael Moore takes a bite out of corporate crime with
- TV Nation's crime-fighting chicken!
-
- TV NATION POLLS
-
- Source: Widgery & Associates
- Margin of Error: +/- 9%
-
- Out of 204 Americans surveyed,
-
- - 60% of Americans say that if they could push a button that would
- make Larry King disappear, they would "keep pushing it and not
- stop."
- - 37% of Americans agree that while they would hate being British,
- they wouldn't mind having a British accent.
- - More Americans say they would rather spend time in a jacuzzi with
- Dan Rather than Tom Brokaw. Of those who want to tub with Dan,
- 10% have no health insurance.
-
- [This episode is available on THE BEST OF TV NATION, tape two.]
-
- Second Show (July 28, 1995)
- Payback Night
-
- KGB: Michael Moore hires a KGB agent to spy for TV Nation
- NEA: Now that the National Endowment of the Arts is dead, Karen
- Duffy visits the other free non-government sponsored museums.
- JERUSALEM SYNDROME: Louis Theroux finds out why so many tourists
- are crazy for Jerusalem
- JOHNS OF JUSTICE: Karen Duffy finds lines, lines, and more lines
- and brings relief to women around the country with the Johns
- of Justice
- A-BOMB: TV Nation visits a used car dealer who went to a government
-
- auction and came home with a nuclear bomb factory
-
- TV NATION POLLS
-
- Source: Widgery & Associates
- Margin of Error: +/- 9%
-
- Out of 151 Americans surveyed,
-
- - 11% of people who have tried Prozac- would like to see Dan Quayle
- make a comeback because "Al Gore just isn't funny enough".
- - 36% of college graduates think that there are virtually no female
- serial killers because women "just aren't aggressive enough".
-
- Third Show (August 4, 1995)
- War Night
-
- CRACKERS IN PHILLY: Crackers the Corporate Crime Fighting Chicken
- seeks justice in the City of Brotherly Love
- COBB COUNTY: Michael Moore goes to Newt Gingrich Country to get Big
- Government off it's back
- ELECTRONIC SNIFFER: Louis Theroux tracks down the electronic nose
- and finds out why it's a threat to humans
- HELLTOWN: Jeff Stilson visits a town that's going to hell
- SCHOOL OF ASSASSINS: An exploration of a government-funded school
- for assassins
-
-
- TV NATION POLLS
-
- Source: Widgery & Asssociates
- Margin of Error: +/- 9%
-
- - 12% of those polled believe the success of actor David
- Hasselhoff, star of Baywatch, is due at least in part to
- "dealings with the devil."
- - 45% of Americans believe that if space aliens could pick up
- C-SPAN and see Sonny Bono speaking on the floor of Congress,
- they would never visit Earth.
- - 17% of college graduates would punch themselves really hard in
- the face for $50.
- - 28% of those who said they were "normal" Americans would like to
- be King of Great Britain, but not if it meant marrying the
- Queen.
-
- Fourth Show (August 11, 1995)
- Love Night
-
- MILITA: Michael Moore goes on maneuvers with the Michigan
- Mitlitia
- AQUARIUMS: Jeff Stilson profiles the latest plan to save America's
- cities - brightly colored fish!
- AMERICA'S MOST WANTED: Michael Moore meets the face that launched
- a thousand squad cars
- KGB: TV Nation send KGB agent Yuri Shvets to spy on our competition
-
- TV NATION POLLS
-
- Source: Widgery & Associates
- Margin of Error: +/- 9%
-
- - 44% of Republicans say they would watch "Nightline" if it had a
- band and an opening comedy monologue.
- - If Jesus came back and saw that Pat Robertson was his
- spokesperson, 46% of Americans think that we'd all be in big
- trouble.
- - 42% of Americans feel that Kato Kaelin should be a passenger on
- the next space shuttle, whether he wants to go or not.
-
- [This episode is available on THE BEST OF TV NATION, tape two.]
-
- Fifth Show (August 25, 1995)
- Canada Night
-
- CONTRACT WITH AMERICA: Michael Moore enforces the Contract With
- America
- TED NUGENT: Louis Theroux shoots guns with the newest NRA Board
- member, Ted Nugent
- FALKLANDS: Karen Duffy travels to Britain to turn a coal mining
- town into part of Argentina
- CRACKERS IN ST. LOUIS: Crackers the Corporate Crime Fighting
- Chicken ruffles some feathers in St. Louis
-
- TV NATION POLLS
-
- Source: Widgery & Associates
- Margin of Error: +/- 9%
-
- - 26% of those in possession of a firearm believe that the second
- amendment protects their right to buy explosive fertilizer.
- - 81% of those who have seen two or more "Police Academy" movies
- believe that O.J. is innocent.
- - 29% of those surveyed think that the guy who first put the
- "Great" in front of "Britain" probably meant it as a joke.
-
- Sixth Show (September 1, 1995)
-
- MIKE HUGS ALL 50 GOVERNORS: Mike touches power by trying to hug all
- 50 governors
- PSY-OPS AT OJ: It worked on Noriega; and it sort of worked on David
- Koresh. Louis Theroux tries out psychological warfare at the
- O.J. Simpson trial
- ROSEMONT: Rusty Cundieff visits Rosemont, Illinois, a town that
- decides to keep the rest of the world out by putting police
- and gates at it's city limits
- NEW UNIONS: You can look for the Union label, but you can't touch!
- TV Nation meets some newly organized members of the labor
- movement
- ENDANGERED WHITE MEN: TV Nation feels the pain of a vanishing breed
- - white men
- AMERICA'S MOST WANTED PART 2: A follow-up to the most dangerous
- face in America, Brian Anthony Harris.
- FAN MAIL: Louis Bruno and his campaign manager read viewer mail.
-
- TV NATION POLLS
-
- Source: Widgery & Associates.
- Margin of Error: +/- 9%
-
- - 16% of all Americans believe that the world is out to get them.
- Of those, 46% are gun owners.
- - One third of American women agree that baseball was more exiting
- when it was on strike.
- - 4% of Americans remember exactly where they were when "JFK" the
- movie was shot.
-
-
- Seventh Show
- (aired September 8, 1995 in USA)
- Bully Reunion Night
-
- CRACKERS IN DETROIT: Crackers tackles media mergers and goes to
- Detroit to stop two newspapers from merging.
- WEATHERMAN: You don't have to be a weatherman to know which way the
- wind blows, but it helps. Rusty Cundieff presents the TV
- Nation Weatherman
- SINNERS: Sinners can be winners with Janeane Garofalo's consumer
- guide to the confessional
- YURI: What happened to the Democratic Party? Yuri Shvets, TV
- Nation's KGB spy, finds out
- IVAN AND ANDY: Meet Ivan and Andy. They want to put people in jail
- for watching TV. Jeff Stilson finds out why folks in Britain
- need a license to watch the tube
-
- TV NATION POLLS
-
- Source: Widgery and Associates
- Margin of Error: +/- 9%
-
- - Of those who said they've had a good cry in the past six months,
- 42% were Democrats, 27% were Republican, and 54% said they
- believe in UFOs.
- - 28% of Americans think that our army's high tech military
- equipment is too expensive to risk in combat.
-
- (Note: In addition, there was an unaired eighth episode on FOX,
- which aired on the BBC. This episode contained several segments
- which were deemed too controversial here, such as Bush's
- involvement with the S&L scandal, etc. There also may be another
- Year-End special aired on FOX. A segment of this was shown with
- one of Michael's appearances on Conan O'Brien.)
-
- 5.2. TV NATION BIOGRAPHIES
-
- These were collected from the official TV Nation web site at
- http://www.sony.spe.com/TVNation.
-
- 5.2.1. Louis Theroux, Correspondent
-
- Fans of TV NATION will fondly remember Louis Theroux for his
- investigation revealing the invasion of the Avon Ladies hawking
- their cosmetic wares in the depths of the Brazilian Amazon, and
- uncovering the Ku Klux Klan's attempt to repackage itself more
- appealingly as the hate group of the 1990's. To be sure, Theroux
- will be embarking on scintillating new journeys this season with
- the debut of TV NATION on FOX.
-
- Prior to joining TV NATION and ever eager to seek out
- real-life experiences, Theroux found employment for two weeks at a
- New England Lobsters located in Wandsworth, South London, and two
- days worth, (less coffee and lunch breaks) in the office canteen of
- Allied Dunbar. Before his inaugural season on TV NATION, Theroux
- toiled as a glass blowing apprentice in Cambridge, Mass.
-
- 5.2.2. Rusty Cundieff, Correspondent
-
- Fans will be welcoming Rusty Cundieff for his second season on TV
- NATION, its first season on FOX. After all, who could forget his
- probing experiment into who would be better able to hail a New York
- City cab: an Emmy-Award winning black actor or a white ex-convict.
- Expect a steady flow of irreverent and innovative features to come
- from Cundieff this season. A native of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,
- Cundieff is a writer, director and actor when he is not working on
- the program.
-
- He began performing stand-up comedy while in college in New
- Orleans. He then left for the West Coast to attend the University
- of California, while continuing to invest his talent on stage in
- L.A. hot spots such as The Laugh Factory and Comedy Act Theater.
- There he rubbed noses with some of the bestriding young talent in
- comedy like Robert Townsend and the Wayans brothers. He then
- ventured into acting roles on television, such as "Benson," HBO's
- "Partners in Crime," and "Days of Our Lives." The small screen led
- to big success, and Cundieff was hired by New Line Cinema to write
- the script for "House Party II." Cundieff collaborated with
- producer Darren Scott to write and direct the "This is Spinal Tap"
- spoof, "Fear of A Black Hat." His second parlay into film is the
- current action/horror/comedy, "Tales From the Hood," which he also
- collaborated on with Scott.
-
- 5.2.3. Janeane Garofalo, Correspondent
-
- This season marks Janeane Garofalo's debut on FOX'S TV NATION,
- which enters into its second season of production, its first season
- on FOX. In addition, Garofalo currently appears as the acerbic
- talent booker, Paula, on HBO's "The Larry Sanders Show." Her other
- recent TV credits include "Saturday Night Live," where she was a
- member of the 1994-1995 ensemble cast, and "The Ben Stiller Show,"
- the Emmy-award winning series which ran during the 1992-1993 season
- on FOX. Her movie credits include "Reality Bites," playing Winona
- Ryder's dysfunctional roommate, and "Bye Bye Love," co-starring
- Paul Reiser and Matthew Modine. Along with appearing in the film,
- "Cold Blooded" Garofalo is presently collaborating with actress Uma
- Thurman on the upcoming film, "The Truth About Cats and Dogs."
-
- Her comedic instincts were unearthed when, as a high school
- senior, she moved with her family to Houston, Texas from New
- Jersey. She frequented The Comedy Workshop, one of the country's
- preeminent experimental comedy clubs, as well as other local comedy
- shops. Garofalo began performing stand-up comedy during her senior
- year at Providence College. Shortly after graduating with a degree
- in History and American Studies, she left Rhode Island and headed
- west to Los Angeles, where she made her national debut on "The
- Dennis Miller Show." She has also appeared on FOX's "Comic Strip
- Live," and "MTV's Half Hour Comedy Hour."
-
- 5.2.4. Karen Duffy, Correspondent
-
- Karen Duffy will be returning to TV NATION this season in full
- force
- to continue delving into the unanswered questions which plague the
- minds of Americans, like why North Dakota, home of Lawrence Welk,
- ranks dead last in United States tourism. Witty and street smart,
- Karen became one of MTV's most popular VeeJays and has made a
- successful foray onto the big screen. She will soon be starring in
- Nancy Savoca's new film, "Grace Under Pressure" with Rosie Perez
- and Martha Plimpton. Her past film credits include "Dumb and
- Dumber,""Blank Check," "Malcolm X," and "Reality Bites." She is
- also a frequent contributor to Interview magazine.
-
- Karen grew up on an Irish-Catholic family in New Jersey, where
- one of her jobs was as a recreational therapist in a retirement
- home. She says, "I still love taking the old geezers to the
- circus."
-
- 5.2.5. Jeff Stilson, Correspondent
-
- Be on the lookout for who the Melbourne Times calls "the antithesis
- of the modern comedian," as Jeff Stilson joins TV NATION this
- season on FOX. Jeff has been entertaining his native
- Seattle,Washington area since the moment he decided to hang up his
- stockbroker lackey key and give stand-up comedy a shot. His
- television credits include recurrent appearances on "Late Night
- with David Letterman," "The Tonight Show," and "Comic Strip Live."
- In 1991, he was featured on HBO's "14th Annual Young Comedians
- Special." Behind the scenes, Stilson was a staff writer on
- Letterman and most recently was contributing his words of wisdom to
- HBO's "Dennis Miller Live," before he succumbed to the temptation,
- the glamour, the glitz that is, indeed, TV NATION.
-
- 5.2.6. Merrill Markoe, Correspondent
-
- Merrill Markoe is a long-time comedy writer, whose credits include
- _Late Night with David Letterman_. In addition, she is the author
- of many books. Her most recent book is _How to Be Hap, Hap,
- Happy_.
-
- 5.2.7. Ben Hamper, Correspondent
-
- Aside from being known to Moore fans as the overworked GM employee
- from ROGER AND ME and PETS OR MEAT, Ben Hamper is also the best-
- selling author of _Rivithead_, which deals with his experiences
- working with General Motors. Hamper also has a cameo in CANADIAN
- BACON in a role he describes as "a hard-rocking cretin."
-
- 5.2.8. Roy Sekoff, Correspondent
-
- Roy Sekoff is a comedy writer.
-
- 5.2.9. Crackers the Corporate Crime-Fighting Chicken
-
- Well, according to Crackers:
-
- Hey, that's a secret! Don't you see the mask? The purple one
- over my eyes? That's so people -- and other chickens -- don't
- recognize me. I would like to tell you more about myself, but I
- fear it would compromise my crimefighting abilities. I must be able
- to walk freely among the enemy to gather information on them. I
- will reveal one small information about myself: my parents were
- killed by corporate crime. And I won't rest until *those* villains
- feel a Swift Kick from the Drumstick of Justice!
-
- 5.2.10. Yuri Shvets, TV NATION Agent
-
- Yuri B. Shvets was employed by the KGB, the State Security
- Agency of the former USSR, from 1980 until 1990. In addition to
- working at the KGB's Headquarters outside of Moscow, Yuri was
- stationed in Washington, DC, from 1985 until 1987.
-
- The following text is reprinted from the book jacket to Yuri
- Shvets's book _Washington Station_.
-
- In the spring of 1985, Yuri B. Shvets, an idealistic young KGB
- officer, reported to the Soviet embassy in Washington, D.C., home
- of the KGB's Washington station. His mission: to try to recruit
- Americans with access to important political offices, including the
- White House, the Pentagon, and the CIA. It was no easy task, and
- many of Shvets's KGB colleagues never even made the effort.
- Nonetheless, under cover as a reporter for TASS, the Soviet news
- agency, Shvets managed to recruit a journalist and former White
- House advisor - code-named "Socrates" - whose story has never
- been told before.
-
- In "Washington Station," his riveting account of his
- experiences spying against the United States, Yuri Shvets describes
- in fascinating detail what only a real KGB officer could know: the
- daily activities of Soviet spies in our nation's capital, including
- the elaborate games of cat and mouse between KGB officers and FBI
- agents.
-
- Ironically, it was Shvets's successful recruitment of Socrates
- that caused him to become disillusioned with the KGB. Shvets
- paints a devastating portrait of the Soviet spy agency in the final
- years of the USSR. The KGB was a mirror of Soviet society,
- collapsing from bureaucracy and incompetence. The head of the
- Washington residency was so fearful of FBI and CIA plants that he
- all but forbade his officers to recruit new agents. Because of
- his recruit, Shvets found himself under constant suspicion within
- the KGB.
-
- Increasingly frustrated and demoralized, Shvets finally quit
- the KGB in 1990 when the Agency began preparing to oppose the
- democracy movement in Russia by force.
-
- Yuri B. Shvets is an honors graduate of Patrice Lumumba
- People's Friendship University, with a degree in international law.
-
- He studied for two years at the Yuri Andropov Intelligence
- Institute outside Moscow. He spent two years in the Washington
- residency of the KGB and rose eventually to the rank of major. In
- 1990 he resigned his position and in 1993 emigrated to the United
- States. He now lives in the suburbs of Washington, D.C.
-
- 5.3. TV NATION Miscellany
-
- The Cobb County segment has been privately aired amongst House
- Democrats.
- * * *
-
- TV NATION was denied office space at both NBC and FOX.
-
- * * *
-
- Moore, on the Bosnia segment, "I brought the pizza in because
- I wanted the viewer to see just how absurd these men are, how
- ridiculous, how petty. How else can an average person fight back?
- I'm not going to commit acts of violence against them. I'm not
- going to Bosnia. So I thought of getting these ambassadors in
- Washington to divide up a pizza as if it were Yugoslavia. They
- took it so seriously, cutting it up, wanting this and that."
-
- * * *
-
- Moore, on the CEO Corporate Challenge, "I thought every
- working person, and nonworking person for that matter, would enjoy
- seeing me put the chairman of Ford Motors under a car and have oil
- drip on his face."
-
- 5.3.1. Unaired TV NATION Segments and Censorship
-
- According to Michael Moore, he was censored more on his stint
- at FOX than he was at NBC. While some segments have only had
- portions of them censored, in some cases, entire segments remained
- unaired. This segment of the FAQ brings to light what TV NATION
- might have been had it continued at NBC.
-
- Secret Service Seeks Review of Abortion Foe's Unaired TV Interview
- By LYNN ELBERAP Television Writer PASADENA, Calif. (AP)
-
- The Secret Service wants to review an unaired TV interview
- with an abortion foe who said the assassination of President
- Clinton and Supreme Court justices could be justified for the
- cause. Roy McMillan, head of the Christian Action Group in
- Jackson, Miss., said Monday he was misquoted in a transcript of the
- interview he did for the satirical newsmagazine "TV Nation."
-
- He said his remarks involved hypothetical questions and he
- doesn't advocate assassinations. The Secret Service wants to
- decide for itself, agency spokesman Eric Harnischfeger said from
- Washington. "My simple statement was, `I could see the potential
- of abortion abolitionists assassinating people,"' McMillan said.
- "What I said is a far cry from saying I advocate or endorse this.
- Simply understanding the potential exists is not endorsing or
- advocating assassination and that is what the report insinuates,"
- he said. A written transcript of the interview was released
- Saturday by Fox Broadcasting Co. in conjunction with an appearance
- by "TV Nation" creator Michael Moore at a meeting of the Television
- Critics Association in Pasadena.
-
- When McMillan did the interview several months ago, the show
- was airing on NBC. It has since switched to Fox. "We'd like to
- review the transcript ourselves and see the context in which the
- remarks were made. And that's what we'll try to do," the Secret
- Service's Harnischfeger said. According to the transcript,
- McMillan was asked: "Do you think it would be justifiable homicide
- to execute the president?" "I think he's probably in harm's way by
- acknowledging and endorsing the killing. ... It would probably be
- to me more justifiable to assassinate the Supreme Court judges," he
- said in the transcript.
-
- Moore said NBC pulled the segment from the Dec. 28 show
- because there wasn't enough time to drum up advertising for such a
- controversial topic so near the holidays. "They did not censor it
- for content. In fact, they felt very strongly about the piece" and
- planned to air it at another time, he said. An NBC official did
- not immediately return a telephone call Monday.
-
- Two days after the segment was pulled, two people were killed
- and five wounded in shootings at two family planning clinics in
- Brookline, Mass. A New Hampshire beauty school student, John C.
- Salvi III, has been charged. McMillan was among 30 people who
- signed a petition declaring deadly force was justified in defense
- of the unborn. The petition was circulated by Paul Hill, later
- convicted in two slayings outside a Pensacola, Fla., clinic.
-
- According to the "TV Nation" transcript, interviewer Louis
- Theroux asked McMillan if it would be OK to "slit the throat of an
- abortion doctor." "Well, it certainly would not be out of the word
- of God," McMillan responded. "How about if you just shot him?"
- Theroux asked. "I think you should do it in love, and I think you
- should do it to cause instant death," McMillan said. McMillan said
- Monday he was interviewed for hours and "many hypothetical and
- leading questions" were asked.
-
- "My comment, in response to a leading question, was,
- `Certainly it is more merciful to kill a person swiftly and
- certainly than drawing it out like an abortionist does -- one limb
- at a time.' "I was not advocating killing anyone. I was just
- saying anyone who kills, whether its a dove or a deer, should be
- merciful," he said."
-
- * * *
- An excerpt from the following Marvin Kitman Newsday article sheds
- further light on two unaired segments, one of them the
- aforementioned abortion piece that never aired on FOX or NBC:
-
- I was a little worried about the new "TV Nation," Michael
- Moore's marvelous TV magazine, which returns for a second
- season this time on Fox, tomorrow night at 8 pm. My favorite TV
- magazine of all time, which last summer started bringing you the
- kinds of stories you never see anywhere else, had far less
- censorship than one would have thought at NBC. My spies tell me
- there were only two stories the network, owned by GE, choked on.
-
- One was scheduled to run on the year-end special. Moore and
- his guerrilla band of parajournalists had spent a few days hanging
- out with one of the leaders of the anti-abortion movement, some of
- whose members believe abortion doctors should be killed. They
- made the rounds with him to the abortion clinics where he shouts
- down women. It was a very powerful piece.
-
- But NBC felt it was going to lose advertisers because the
- piece was (1) about abortion and (2) anti-abortion. Actually, the
- piece was anti-killing doctors. What was the balance on the story?
- Moore argued, "Is the other side of the issue arguing to let them
- kill doctors?"
-
- It got dropped anyway.
-
- The other piece was about condoms. NBC wouldn't let them run
- it. Why? Because it would lose affiliates in the South. The
- networks always blame the South in TV. What specifically was wrong?
- "Well, you used the word 'condom' 30 times," it was explained. Fox
- has agreed to air the condom piece. So what am I worried about?
-
- [Note: This segment, "Condoms," can be seen in its entirety
- on THE BEST OF TV NATION, tape one. -- Ed]
-
- NBC, to its credit, left Moore and his media maniacs mostly
- alone. What's different about Fox is that "the suits" call Moore up
- continually. They send memos, suggestions, "give notes." They are
- very nervous. Worse, my spies tell me they don't get certain
- things, don't see the humor.
-
- One night this summer Moore wanted to do a reenactment show,
- featuring one of the first Civil War groups who dress up as
- soldiers for the weekend. TV Nation wanted to get about eight of
- them to reenact a Civil War battle. Then Moore wanted them to
- reenact other things, like the battle of Hiroshima, which is over
- in 10 seconds. Or the fall of Saigon, with all the screaming to
- get on the helicopters.
-
- Then Moore saw the piece evolving: "And now the 101st Illinois
- Regiment will reenact the L.A. riots..." Still wearing their Civil
- War outfits, they would sit as the jury for Rodney King, saying
- "not guilty." Moore was telling them about all this, and there was
- silence on the phone. They didn't get it! "Well, Mike," one of them
- finally said, "isn't this kind of a downer?"
-
- Also they won't let Mike do anything that seemed to rag on
- NBC. All he wanted to do, opening tomorrow night's first show, was
- a Scott O'Grady: Moore coming out of Rockefeller Center on hands
- and knees, eating bugs, being rescued by helicopters flying him out
- to Fox. "Ah, Mike, we don't want to say anything bad about NBC"
- the feeling was. This is an especially sensitive subject since Fox
- owner Rupert Murdoch made that deal encouraging NBC to drop it's
- participation in the NAACP's licensing lawsuit against Fox. It
- would have been the "TV Nation" way to link the two Moore shows.
-
- But why worry? Sometimes I think I'm just a false alarmist.
-
- * * *
-
- Other segments that bit the dust included a profile of a
- homophobic family that pickets the funerals of people who die of
- AIDS [Note: This segment, entitled "Extra Credit," can be seen in
- its entirety on THE BEST OF TV NATION, tape two.] and an insightful
- piece showing Bush's $2 million bail out of several Washington
- notables from the S & L scandal. Of course, FOX wouldn't want
- you hearing about that now, would they?
-
- Some censorship was quite subtle. For example, when Crackers
- went to Detroit, the original voiceoever stated that Crackers
- "marched in solidarity" with the strikers. But TV NATION was
- forced to change it to "meeting with" strikers. In another
- Crackers segment, a man claimed that "Nike pays Michael Jordan more
- than all of its employers." The word "Nike" was replaced with "One
- corporation."
-
-
- 5.3.2. Michael Moore's Cobb County Diary
-
- The following is a diary kept by Michael Moore during the
- taping of the Cobb County segment. It appeared in TV Nation
- newsletter #3 and it's a fascinating, behind-the-scenes glimpse
- into the making of TV NATION:
-
- JULY 3, 1995 10:30 am.
-
- I am flying down to Cobb County, Georgia, the Atlanta suburb
- which is represented by Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich. These
- people who elected him are the true patriots of the "Republican
- Revolution." They want to cut federal spending and get "Big
- Government off our backs.
-
- But our crack research department at TV NATION has come up
- with a curious statistic: Other than Arlington Co., VA (which
- houses the Pentagon), and Brevard Co., FL (where Cape Canaveral
- sits), Cobb County has received more federal funding than any other
- county in the U.S! This seems a little ironic to me -- they want to
- cut government spending, just not their own.
-
- So I've decided to go down to Newt's district and help those
- good people get the big, bad federal bogeyman off their backs. And
- if I'm lucky, I may get to meet Newt himself.
-
- 2:05 PM
-
- I've only been in Cobb County an hour and I am opening the
- headquarters to my new organization, "GOBAC" -- The Committee
- to Get Government Off the Backs of Cobb County (I know, the
- acronym is missing a few letters, but it sounds cool). A few dozen
- people have shown up to hear what I have to say. "Each year, you,
- the citizens of Cobb County, receive nearly four billion dollars in
- federal aid, 60 times more than the average U.S. county. I feel
- your pain -- having to put up with all that free cash from
- Washington! Having the feds coming down here to build your
- highways, your airport, your schools, and -- dare I say it -- your
- senior citizen centers! Not to mention the 10,000 federally-funded
- jobs at Lockheed! How can you stand this intrusion!!"
-
- I asked the people to join with me in reciting the 12-step
- pledge to kick the "Fed Bread" habit. Step One: "I admit that I am
- addicted to federal funds and, as a result, our federal budget has
- become unmanageable." Step Two: "The problem is not welfare
- mothers, the "urban" areas, food stamps or the N.E.A. The problem
- is me." And so on. Most seemed reluctant to join me in a group hug.
-
- 5:50 PM
-
- As part of my first mission for GOBAC, I have come out to Lake
- Allatoona, in northern Cobb County. This lake was built and is
- maintained by the federal government. I hop in a boat and, with my
- bullhorn, ask all supporters of Newt Gingrich to "LEAVE THIS LAKE
- IMMEDIATELY -- IT IS CONTAMINATED WITH FEDERAL TAX DOLLARS!!" No
- one pays much attention to me. I drive my boat up to a big
- houseboat and the owner tells me to get off "his" lake and
- go get rid of "those people on welfare." I explain to him that
- welfare (AFDC payments) amounts to less than one per cent of the
- money Cobb gets each year from D.C. Perhaps the taxpayers building
- him this lake is the real form of welfare.
-
- He goes back inside to radio the police.
-
- 6:22 PM
-
- The lake police arrive, but, seeing our cameras, keep their
- distance. Attempted arrests by police of our TV NATION
- correspondents is up over 300 per cent over last year's run on NBC.
- I'm not sure if the FBI keeps statistics on this, but our network
- executives have pointed out to me that there is no bail money in
- the budget.
-
- We decide to leave the lake.
-
- JULY 4 9:30 AM
-
- It's Independence Day and the crew and I have gathered at the
- kick-off site for the Fourth of July Parade. We have heard that
- Newt may be marching in the parade, but no one seems to know for
- sure. I send our segment producer, Patrick Farrelly, out ahead to
- see if he can spot him. Ten minutes later Patrick returns in a cold
- sweat.
-
- "He's here."
-
- I send the cameraman over to where Newt is waiting so they can
- get set up. We may not have much of a chance to talk to him and,
- in fact, we are told that his Secret Service contingent is with him
- (he is third in line to the Presidency). I walk down to where I can
- see the Speaker and notice the crew is in place. As I head toward
- Gingrich, his guards spot me, so I do an end run around them (I
- learned to do these a lot during the filming of "Roger & Me") and
- come up behind Newt.
-
- "Mr. Speaker," I said, and, as he turned and noticed who it
- was, I was already into my first question about how why his
- district gets more federal money than virtually anybody else when
- he himself is leading the movement to cut spending.
-
- "Well, we're cutting everywhere...all across the board...even
- here...wherever there is waste..."
-
- Dearest diary, I will spare you the rest of that multiple
- sound byte, you have heard it all before. I ask Gingrich if he
- could tell me where specifically he would cut money in Cobb. How
- about Lockheed?
-
- "Oh, no!" he replied."
-
- Senior citizens center?"
-
- "Absolutely not."
-
- "School lunches?"
-
- "I favor increasing those!"
-
- I keep going down the list: $76 million for the sewage system,
- $22,000 for the Cobb library, $286,000 for handicap access.
-
- No, nope and no way.
-
- "And besides," he chided, looking around for his handlers to
- help him end this interrogation, "you've got your facts wrong."
-
- "Well, I got them from your office." I pressed on. "Where, Mr.
- Gingrich, can we cut the spending? How about the federal grant of
- $600,000 given to your former employer, Kennesaw State College, to
- study marijuana."
-
- Whoops.
-
- "Look, I'm working seriously on these problems, not taking
- cheap shots like you."
-
- With that, his guards hustled him away. But because this is TV
- NATION, we're not going to let that stop us.
-
- 10:15 AM
-
- Newt is marching with his group "Friends of Newt." I am
- marching in the last row. Slowly, I move my way up through the
- blue-shirted Newt supporters. Finally, I make it up to where Newt
- and I are marching side by side, smiling and waving at the crowd.
- Well, at least one of us is smiling and waving. The other is
- calling for security. I hand Newt a copy of the 12-Step Pledge
- ("Step 8: I trust in God to give me the courage to stop the federal
- spending I can, accept the federal spending I can't, and help me to
- know the difference"). He takes it, and his Secret Service detail
- shows me the way to the sidelines.
-
- I spend the rest of the parade marching with the Flag Girls,
- getting hosed by the fire department truck when I ask them to give
- up their federal block grant, and tossing Tootsie Rolls out to the
- kids along the parade route, thanking them in advance for taking
- care of the zillion dollars of debt we'll be leaving them.
-
- 12:10 PM
-
- I am at the entrance to I-75, asking motorists not to use this
- federally-financed highway. People just drive right on by, even
- after I explain to them how not using the road will help advance
- their Revolution. No matter.
-
- Everywhere I go here, everyone complains about high taxes and
- wasteful government, but no one want to be the first to set an
- example. I tell them that "you gave the nation Newt Gingrich -- now
- show us how to stop big government!" But the people here told me
- that the $74,000 in federal monies for the warning lights at that
- railroad crossing in town was money well spent. College students
- who voted for Newt swore to me they would never part with their
- federal student loans. The Cobb police pointed to the big new
- bumpers they have on their squad cars, compliments of Washington.
- No, they, wouldn't take them off and let me return them. I
- understood their dilemma.
-
- 3:45 PM
-
- The crew and I have gone to the Cobb County Republican
- Bar-B-Que. The word is out about what we've been up to and some
- people are actually starting to feel guilty. One man comes up to me
- and says he's going to do his best "to stop spending so much tax
- money." I tell him to quit taking books out from the library and
- not to drink any more city water. He didn't seem like he was
- willing to go that far.
-
- Suddenly, a hush goes through the crowd -- the Speaker of the
- House has arrived and taken the platform. Could we be so lucky as
- to have three encounters with Newt in just one day -- and a
- federally-authorized day to boot!
-
- As Newt steps down, I and the camera guy mosey over to him.
- This time, he sees me coming and holds his hand out in front of his
- face, shaking his head. No way, not you again!" he exclaims. At
- that moment, this man, whom so many fear, seemed so beaten down, so
- hapless, so... victimized. He was not the bulldog I expected -- he
- was more like a cream puff, with the cream squished out. I honestly
- felt sorry for him. I held out my hand.
-
- "I'm sorry for coming on so hard earlier," I told him in one
- of those rare love-your-enemies moments that will surely help my
- passage into heaven some day.
-
- He immediately relaxed. "Well, gee," he said with frustration,
- "I mean, I'M NOT ROGER SMITH -- I'M NEWT GINGRICH."
-
- What did that mean? That you are better than that poor schmuck
- of an auto executive I followed around for three years? I don't
- think so. In an instant I knew what I had to do.
-
- "Just stand there while I do this," I told him. He smiled a
- nervous smile, looked into the camera like his was my Ed McMahon
- and I did the opening to our show:
-
- "Hi, I'm Michael Moore, and no, you are not hallucinating.
- This is Newt Gingrich and tonight, on TV NATION...NEWT AND MIKE
- SAVE AMERICA!!"
-
- Newt didn't know whether to bolt or kiss me so he took the
- safe route -- he joined right in.
-
- "Be sure and watch, Mr. and Mrs. America!" said the Speaker
- into the lens of the TV NATION camera. Just like a pro.
-
- 5.3.3. How did TV NATION come about?
-
- From a Moore interview with Alexander Cockburn in _Grand
- Street_,
-
- "I was out in Los Angeles trying to get money for my movie,
- CANADIAN BACON. I got a call asking whether I'd be interested in
- doing anything for TV. I said, "No, i've got to get my movie
- made." They said -- this was NBC -- 'Come over anyway, let's see
- what ideas you have for TV.'
-
- I had to drive down Sunset to La Brea. I remember I had rock
- and roll on very loud. I thought, what would I like to see on TV?
- Forget about what they would like. What would I like? I started
- thinking about what really hasn't been done on American TV before:
- combining nonfiction with humor, giving it a political edge and a
- distinct point of view.
-
- I met my agent and somebody from Tri-Star, the studio that
- would produce whatever TV show I came up with, before we saw the
- NBC executives. I told them what I was thinking, and my agent
- said, 'Oh no, that's horrible. They're going to hate it.' We went
- up and met with Warren Littlefield, the president of NBC
- Entertainment, and a couple of his v.p.'s, and I told them the idea
- and a couple of sketches.
-
- It was almost an hour's drive. That's a long time. And, you
- know, I've never done any drugs. Play rock and roll really loud
- and don't do any drugs, you can really get a lot done. I remember
- I had the ideas about NAFTA and going to Russia to look for the
- missile, and something on the Catholic Church. They were all
- laughing and syaing, 'That's great." And what do you know, when I
- went back to my hotel, there was a message from NBC saying, we'll
- give you the money to do a pilot."
-
- 5.3.4. Related TV NATION Addresses
-
- On the August 4th, 1995 episode of TV NATION, Crackers exposed
- the exorbitant bounced check payments charged by banks in
- Philadelphia. If your bank is doing something similar, you can
- write to:
-
- Financial Consumer Association
- (FCA) Organizing Project
- P.O. Box 19312
- Washington, D.C. 20036
-
- OR e-mail to:
-
- FCA@essential.org
-
- For those interested in voicing your opinion and following up
- on Crackers' investigation on lead emissions from the Doe Run plant
- as seen in the August 25th, 1995 episode of TV NATION can write:
-
- Air Pollution Control Program
- PO BOX 176
- Jefferson City, MO 65102
-
-