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From: [e-mail] (David C Lawrence)
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Subject: Alternative Newsgroup Hierarchies (Part 2)
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Archive-name: alt-hierarchies/part2

alt
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"alt" is a collection of newsgroups that is being distributed by a
collection of sites that choose to carry the groups.  Many Usenet
sites do not receive these groups.  Here is a recent list of many
active "alt" newsgroups.  It represents a view of the altnet as seen
by UUNET.  It does not include groups which have names that are not
valid by the standard defined in RFC 1036bis (available in
ftp://zoo.toronto.edu/pub/news.txt.Z).

Another view can be found in a set of articles posted periodically by
Bruce Becker as <[e-mail]> to alt.config, alt.newgroup,
alt.answers, news.admin.misc, and news.groups, called ``Another
listing of newsgroups in the "alt" hierarchy.''  That list seems to
include every alt group he has ever seen, many of which have never had
a correct and widely distributed creation message or do not get any
continuing article traffic.

You can join the "alt subnet" by finding a site in your area that
carries the groups.  Either send mail to the administrators of the
sites you connect to, or post something to a local "general" or
"wanted" newsgroup for your area.  If no sites nearby are getting
them, you can get them from uunet or psi.

Submissions to the moderated alt groups should be made to the
addresses listed in the companion posting of moderator addresses.  If
it does not include an address for one of these groups, it is probably
because the person who established the group as moderated did not make
sure that the addresses were properly installed.  Submission addresses
for moderated groups should be sent to [e-mail].

alt.0d            Yet another attempt to collect stupid people up front.
alt.1d            One-dimensional imaging, & the thinking behind it.
alt.2d            People using this group have no depth.
alt.3d            Use alt.3d.misc instead.
alt.3d.misc        Three-dimensional imaging.
alt.3d.sirds        Especially for Single Image Random Dot Stereograms.
alt.3d.studio        For 3D Studio users.
alt.aac            The Armageddon Ark Clan.
alt.aapg.announce    The American Association of Petroleum Geologists.
alt.aapg.general    The American Association of Petroleum Geologists.
alt.aber        No description.
alt.abortion.inequity    Paternal obligations of failing to abort unwanted child.
alt.abuse.offender.recovery    Helping abuse-offenders to recover & heal.
alt.abuse.recovery    Helping victims of abuse to recover.
alt.abuse.transcendence    Non-standard ways to deal with all forms of abuse.
alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup    Beep beep.
alt.acting        I'm just not myself today.
alt.activism        Activities for activists.
alt.activism.children    Open discussion of political issues about children.
alt.activism.d        A place to discuss issues in alt.activism.
alt.activism.death-penalty    For people opposed to capital punishment.
alt.activism.youth-rights    Youth rights/anti-age restriction activists.
alt.actor.dustin-hoffman    Renegade fans start another unneeded hierarchy.
alt.adjective.noun.verb.verb.verb    The prototypical alt group.
alt.adoption        For those involved with or contemplating adoption.
alt.adoption.adoptive.parenting    Special issues with parenting adopted children.
alt.adoption.agency    Licensed non-profit adoption agency information.
alt.adoption.issues    Debate over controversies and attacks on adoption.
alt.aeffle.und.pferdle    German TV cartoon characters das Aeffle und das Pferdle.
alt.agriculture.fruit    Fruit production.
alt.agriculture.misc    Use sci.agriculture instead.
alt.airline.schedules    Current schedules of various airlines.
alt.alcohol        Don't drink and drive on the Info...no, I can't say it.
alt.aldus.freehand    The other hand is busy.
alt.aldus.misc        Aldus products not covered in another alt.aldus group.
alt.aldus.pagemaker    Don't use expensive user support, come here instead.
alt.algebra.help    Cheating on Homework 101.
alt.alien.research    Extraterrestial body snatching for fun and profit.
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk    Something about simoN.
alt.alien.visitors    Space Aliens on Earth!  Abduction!  Gov't Coverup!
alt.alien.wanderers    Wanderers living amongst us, maybe even you are one.
alt.allsysop        Use comp.bbs.misc instead.
alt.alt            ASCII stereograms.
alt.alt.alt.alt.alt    When the ants go marching five by five.
alt.alt.test        Use alt.test instead.
alt.alumni.bronx-science    Those crazy kids from Bronx-Sci.
alt.amateur-comp    Discussion and input for Amateur Computerist Newsletter.
alt.amazon-women.admirers    Worshiping women you have to look up to.
alt.america        Created by a British cluebag; probably now has USA talk.
alt.america.online    Use alt.online-service.america-online instead.
alt.american.automobile.breakdown.breakdown.breakdown    Born in the USA.
alt.amiga.demos        Use alt.sys.amiga.demos instead.
alt.amiga.slip        Use comp.sys.amiga.networking instead.
alt.anagrams        Playing with words.
alt.anarchism        Anarchists of the world, unite!
alt.angels        Angels, near death experiences, miracles, you. (Moderated)
alt.anger        Seething rage.
alt.angst        Anxiety in the modern world.
alt.angst.xibo.sex    Tightening the screws of your existence.
alt.animals        Use rec.pets.* or alt.animals.* instead.
alt.animals.badgers    Wombat love.
alt.animals.bears    Who's gonna win the Super Bowl?  Da Bears!
alt.animals.dolphins    Flipper, Darwin, and all their friends.
alt.animals.felines    Cats of all types.
alt.animals.foxes    For those wild and crazy guys.
alt.animals.horses.icelandic    Icelandic horses.
alt.animals.lampreys    Large suctorial mouths are cool.
alt.animals.raccoons    Discussion of raccoons and raccoon-related topics.
alt.animation.spumco    The Danes call it Quality.
alt.animation.warner-bros    Discussions about Warner Brothers cartoons.
alt.anonymous        alt!  Who goes there?
alt.anonymous.messages    An anonymous message pool newgroup, whatever that is.
alt.answers        As if anyone on alt has the answers. (Moderated)
alt.antichristnet    Will Spencer does not assume responsibility.
alt.antiques.delaware.joe    Specializing in Americana from the Joe period.
alt.anybody        You talking to me?
alt.anything        Use misc.misc instead.
alt.aol-sucks        Why some people hate AOL and/or its users.
alt.aol.overbilling    Complaining about charges from America Online.
alt.aol.rejects        Another forum for gripes about America Online.
alt.apocalypse        Now.
alt.appalachian        Appalachian region awareness, events, and culture.
alt.aquaria        The aquarium & related as a hobby.
alt.aquaria.killies    Killifish, members of family cyprinodontidae.
alt.archaeology        Use sci.archaeology instead.
alt.archery        Robin Hood had the right idea.
alt.archimedes.bugs    Few people know he invented giant mechanical bugs.
alt.architecture    Building design/construction and related topics.
alt.architecture.alternative    Non-traditional building designs.
alt.architecture.int-design    Interior design of man-made spaces.
alt.aromatherapy    The effects of scents.
alt.art.bodypainting    Discussions about temporary body painting.
alt.art.colleges    Colleges that teach art.
alt.art.marketplace    Art and art supplies wanted and forsale.
alt.art.scene        Making a spectacle of yourself in the art world.
alt.art.video        Artistic expression with using video as a medium.
alt.art.virtual-beret    Art isn't really wearing a chapeau.
alt.artcom        Artistic Community, arts & communication.
alt.arts.ballet        All aspects of ballet & modern dance as performing art.
alt.arts.bujinkan    Martial Arts - Bujinkan Budo Taijitsu (Ninjutsu).
alt.arts.nomad        Shifting, searching, belonging, place, identity, power?
alt.arts.origami    Origami discussion (no binaries).
alt.arts.storytelling    Discussion of storytelling in all its forms.
alt.ascii-art        Pictures composed of ASCII characters.
alt.ascii-art.animation    Movies composed of ASCII characters.
alt.asian-movies    Movies from Hong Kong, Taiwan and the Chinese mainland.
alt.astrology        Twinkle, twinkle, little planet.
alt.astrology.asian    The stars as they appear over the Orient.
alt.astrology.marketplace    Astrology business; for-sale, want-to-buy ads.
alt.atari-jaguar.discussion    As opposed to simply alt.atari.jaguar.
alt.atari.2600vcs    The Atari 2600 video console system.
alt.atheism        Godless heathens.
alt.atheism.moderated    Focused Godless heathens. (Moderated)
alt.atheism.satire    Funny Godless heathens.
alt.athiesm        Illiterate Godless heathens.
alt.aus.bonehead.dawn-mcgatney.bloody.convict.bitch    Petty grudge group.
alt.aus.bonehead.jimo-ngygook.bulletstopper.poofter    Petty grudge group.
alt.aus.bonehead.joey-thoi    Petty grudge group.
alt.authorware        About Authorware, produced by Authorware.  So subtle.
alt.auto.mercedes    Discussing Mercedes-Benz cars.
alt.auto.parts.wanted    alt.american.automobile.breakdown.breakdown.breakdown.
alt.autographs.transactions    Autographs wanted and for sale.
alt.autos        Use rec.autos.* or alt.autos.* groups instead.
alt.autos.antique    Use rec.autos.antique instead.
alt.autos.camaro.firebird    A couple of American sports cars.
alt.autos.classic-trucks    American light trucks of note.
alt.autos.dodge.trucks    Surgeon General's Warning: Dodge Trucks or Die.
alt.autos.ferrari    Enrico's marque.
alt.autos.grand-national    Bad to the Bone!  GN, TR and Turbo TA.
alt.autos.grand.national    Use alt.autos.grand-national instead.
alt.autos.karting    Racing go-karts.
alt.autos.macho-trucks    For macho truck enthusiasts.  Big block or bust.
alt.autos.peugeot.sucks    Maybe it needs a bigger airbox.
alt.autos.rod-n-custom    Use rec.autos.rod-n-custom instead.
alt.autos.sport.nhra    Topics relating to the NHRA or drag racing in general.
alt.autos.sport.rally    Use rec.autos.sport.rally instead.
alt.babylon5.uk        Use uk.media.tv.sf.babylon5 instead.
alt.bacchus        Disciples of the god of wine.
alt.backrubs        Lower...to the right...aaaah!
alt.bad.clams        Festering food or financial forgeries.
alt.baldspot        He's not only the founder, he's a customer; our guy Sy.
alt.banjo        Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah.
alt.banjo.clawhammer    Technique and tricks from the masters of banjo.
alt.barefoot        Campaigning against "No shirt, no shoes, no service."
alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die    "There's enough hatred of Barney for everyone!"
alt.barter        Down with monetary systems!
alt.base-jumping.sheep.bounce.bounce.bounce    Hey, who packed this chute?!
alt.basement.graveyard    Another side of the do-it-yourself movement.
alt.bbc.the_net        BBC TV's "The Net" series.
alt.bbs            Computer BBS systems & software.
alt.bbs.ads        Ads for various computer BBS's.
alt.bbs.allsysop    SysOp concerns of ALL networks and technologies.
alt.bbs.allsysup    SysOps with a phobia of the letter O.
alt.bbs.citadel        The Citadel BBS.
alt.bbs.doors        Bulletin board system add-on executables, or "doors".
alt.bbs.doors.binaries    Use alt.binaries.bbs.doors instead.
alt.bbs.doors.lord    No description.
alt.bbs.doors.lord.binaries    Use alt.binaries.bbs.doors instead.
alt.bbs.excalibur    Discussion of Excalibur BBS Software for Windows.
alt.bbs.first-class    The First Class Mac GUI BBS.
alt.bbs.gigo-gateway    Garbage in, garbage out --- alt.* in a nutshell.
alt.bbs.iniquity    Discussions about iNiQUiTY BBS Software.
alt.bbs.internet    BBSs that are hooked up to the Internet.
alt.bbs.jds        For discussion of JDS Plug-Ins for Excalibur BBS.
alt.bbs.lists        Postings of regional BBS listings.
alt.bbs.lists.d        Discussion and requests of regional BBS listings.
alt.bbs.majorbbs    The MajorBBS by Galacticomm, Inc.
alt.bbs.metal        The METAL Telecommunications Enviornment.
alt.bbs.omnibbs        OMNI BBS, a popular client/server bulletin board system.
alt.bbs.pcboard        Technical support for the PCBoard BBS.
alt.bbs.pcbuucp        The commerical PCBoard gateway, PCB-UUCP.
alt.bbs.powerboard    The Powerboard BBS package.
alt.bbs.proboard    Discussion of Proboard BBS software.
alt.bbs.public-address    Public Address BBS Software for the Macintosh.
alt.bbs.ra        RemoteAccess discussion.
alt.bbs.renegade    The James Dean of BBSes.
alt.bbs.rip        Rumors of the death of BBSes have been exaggerated.
alt.bbs.searchlight    Searchlight BBS system discussions.
alt.bbs.tribbs        Didn't Kirk have some trouble with tribbs?
alt.bbs.unixbbs        UnixBBS, from Nervous XTC.
alt.bbs.uupcb        PCB? I used to do that in the Sixties, man.
alt.bbs.waffle        Use comp.bbs.waffle instead.
alt.bbs.watergate    The WaterGate mail processor.
alt.bbs.wildcat        WILDCAT! BBS from Mustang Software, Inc.
alt.bbs.wildcat.wccode    No description.
alt.bbs.wwiv        The WWIV bulletin board system.
alt.beadworld        We must appease the Bead Gods.
alt.beer        Good for what ales ya.
alt.beer.like-molson-eh    A beer that Canadians can be like, uh, proud of, eh?
alt.beograd        City and people of Beograd.
alt.best.of.internet    It was a time of sorrow, it was a time of joy.
alt.bible        General discussion about the Holy Bible.
alt.bible.prophecy    Discussion of the Bible and its prophecies.
alt.bible.rapture.mod    The end times described in Revelations. (Moderated)
alt.bigfoot        Dr. Scholl's gone native.
alt.bigfoot.research    Serious discussion by Bigfoot researchers. (Moderated)
alt.binaires.pictures.erotica.teen    Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.
alt.binaries.activism.militia    Plans for your own paramilitary force.
alt.binaries.atari    Binaries relevant to Atari computers.
alt.binaries.autographs    Scanned signatures.
alt.binaries.bbs    Binaries for bulletin board systems.
alt.binaries.bbs.doors    Postings of binary encoded BBS door programs.
alt.binaries.bbs.pcboard    Binaries for PCBoard systems.
alt.binaries.bbs.renegade    Binaries for Renegade BBS systems.
alt.binaries.calc-ti    Binaries relvant to Texas Instruments calculators.
alt.binaries.clip-art    Distribution of DOS, Mac and Unix clipart.
alt.binaries.comp.atari8bit    Programs for Atari's 6502-based orphans.
alt.binaries.cracks    Like alt.binaries.warez.*, only different.
alt.binaries.cracks.encrypted    Like alt.binaries.warez.*, only different.
alt.binaries.demo-scene.ibm-pc    DemoScene-related binaries for the IBM PC.
alt.binaries.descent    The Decline and Fall of the alt.binaries Empire.
alt.binaries.doom    Binaries for or of the DOOM PC game.
alt.binaries.drwho    For the posting of binary files related to Doctor Who.
alt.binaries.emulators.cbm    Binaries for CBM emulators users.
alt.binaries.emulators.gameboy    Emulators of the GameBoy.
alt.binaries.emulators.nintendo    Nintendo and Super Nintendo emulators.
alt.binaries.erotica    Use alt.binaries.{sounds,pictures}.erotica groups.
alt.binaries.erotica.fetish    People getting off on objectification.
alt.binaries.erotica.fetish.wet-and-messy    Like a storm drain.
alt.binaries.erotica.fettish    Use alt.binaries.erotica.fetish instead.
alt.binaries.erotica.sex.in.the.morning    It's always morning somewhere.
alt.binaries.fashion.magazines    Binaries related to fashion magazines.
alt.binaries.fetish.scat    Pictures of poop.
alt.binaries.fitness.centerfolds    Pictures of fitness & swimsuit models.
alt.binaries.fonts    Give your word processor some style!
alt.binaries.freemasonry    Binaries relating to alt.freemasonry.
alt.binaries.games    Terrabytes of copyright violations.
alt.binaries.games.civ2    A place to post Civilization 2 add ons.
alt.binaries.games.discussion    Discussing binaries from alt.binaries.games.
alt.binaries.games.quake    Levels and utilities for the game Quake.
alt.binaries.gothic    Mournful and dark binaries.
alt.binaries.great.ass.paulina    Butt prints.
alt.binaries.heretic    Post lots of ASCII messages here to be a heretic.
alt.binaries.howard-stern    Images & sounds of the "King of all Media".
alt.binaries.lingerie    Use alt.binaries.pictures.lingerie instead.
alt.binaries.mac.games    Games for the Macintosh.
alt.binaries.misc    Random large files without a more appropriate group.
alt.binaries.missing-adults    Distributing pictures of missing adults.
alt.binaries.missing-kids    Distributing pictures of missing children.
alt.binaries.models.scale    Pictures of scale models.
alt.binaries.multimedia    Sound, text and graphics data rolled in one.
alt.binaries.multimedia.d    Discussion of digitized animation files.
alt.binaries.multimedia.erotica    Moving pictures of a prurient nature.
alt.binaries.multimedia.rap    Computerized rap videos.
alt.binaries.multimedia.utilities    Multimedia Stuff.
alt.binaries.natnl-secrets    Shhhhh!
alt.binaries.nude.celebrities    Willard Scott nekkid & other natural wonders.
alt.binaries.nude.celebrities.female    Nude pictures of famous women.
alt.binaries.nude.celebrities.male    Nude pictures of famous men.
alt.binaries.phonecards    Images of collectile phonecards.
alt.binaries.photography.glamour    Glamour Pictures.
alt.binaries.pictures    Use alt.binaries.pictures.misc instead.
alt.binaries.pictures.12hr    Pictures of clocks.
alt.binaries.pictures.animals    Pictures of all types of animals.
alt.binaries.pictures.anime    Images from Japanese animation.
alt.binaries.pictures.art.bodyart    Use alt.binaries.bodyart instead.
alt.binaries.pictures.arts.bodyart    Use alt.binaries.bodyart instead.
alt.binaries.pictures.ascii    Pictures composed of ASCII characters.
alt.binaries.pictures.asparagus    Little does Kell know of Kevin's late nights.
alt.binaries.pictures.astro    Very black pictures.
alt.binaries.pictures.bigbutts    No mistaking that there's a derrier back there.
alt.binaries.pictures.bisexuals    Bisexual situations shown.
alt.binaries.pictures.black.erotic.females    Use a.b.p.erotica.black.females.
alt.binaries.pictures.bodyart    Graphics of body stylings.
alt.binaries.pictures.boys    GIFs, JPEGs, et cetera of boys.
alt.binaries.pictures.boys.barefoot    This little piggy went to alt.binaries.
alt.binaries.pictures.cartoons    Images from animated cartoons.
alt.binaries.pictures.celebrities    Unrated pictures of famous people.
alt.binaries.pictures.cemetaries    Views to your future.
alt.binaries.pictures.child.erotica.female    Hunt for pedophiles here.
alt.binaries.pictures.child.erotica.male    Hunt for pedophiles here.
alt.binaries.pictures.children    Pictures of children.
alt.binaries.pictures.chimera    Real photographs of the beasts.
alt.binaries.pictures.cocks    The chickens go nuts for this group.
alt.binaries.pictures.cops    Pictures of police officers.
alt.binaries.pictures.d    Discussions about picture postings.
alt.binaries.pictures.dorks    Self-portraits.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotic.anime    Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.anime.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotic.centerfolds    Images of centerfold models.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica    Gigabytes of copyright violations.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur    Amateur subjects/photographers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur.d    Amateur subjects/photographers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur.female    Amateur subjects/photographers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.amateur.male    Amateur subjects/photographers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.ani    Sex with black cuckoos.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.animals    Beastly lust.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.anime    Anime erotica - "Ecchi"/"Hentai"/"H".
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.art.pin-up    Non-photographic realistic art.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.asian-indian    Indian erotica.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.autos    Forget the girl, let me at the Ferrari.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.balls    Strikes are less pleasing.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bears    Very hairy men.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality    Pictures of sex with animals.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape    Urban legends.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.big-folks    Nude pictures of substance.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.biker-chicks    On rhythmically pumping V-twins.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.black    Sexual images of black people.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.black.females    Sexy ebony women.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.black.male    Tall, dark & handsome black men.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.blondes    Copyright violations featuring blondes.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bob.houston    Big on Bob.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bondage    Bondage and S&M-related erotic images.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.breasts    Pictures of mammalian protruberances.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.breasts.small    More than a handful is too much.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.butts    Erotic butts come into view.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.cartoons    Copyright violations featuring toons.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.cheerleaders    Gimme a B..R..E..A..K.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.child.female    Magnet for pedophile activity.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.child.male    Magnet for pedophile activity.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.children    Almost certainly illegal traffic.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.d    Discussing erotic copyright violations.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.d.moderated    Spam free erotica talk. (Moderated)
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.disney    I don't want to imagine.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.facials    Ejaculate on faces.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.female    Copyright violations featuring females.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.female.anal    Women's poop chutes.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.female.toys    Women using sex toys.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish    Fetishistic, exotic, erotic images.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.barbie    Big on Barbie.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.diapers    Pictures of adult babies.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.feet    Erotic visual foot action.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.hair    Erotic pictures of hair.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.latex    People wearing Latex.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.fetish.leather    People wearing leather.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.furry    Erotic furry images.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gaymen    Explicit pictures of gay men.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.groupsex    Many entangled bodies.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gymnast-girls    Leotard lovers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.high-heels    Pictures of women's high-heels.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.hornyrob    The Horny Rob collections.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.indian-asian    Erotic images of Indians.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.interracial    Blending colours.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.istar.diapers    Lawyers in love.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.koo.sisters    No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.kwakiutl    No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.latina    Latina women.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.lesbians    Images of women who love women.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.lolita    Just for Joey.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male    Copyright violations featuring males.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male.anal    Men's poop chutes.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.male.chubby    Something to hold on to.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.mardi-gras    Memorable Carnival moments.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.midgets    No need to get on your knees.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.moderated    Erotic pictures without the spam. (Moderated)
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.nativeamerican    American Indian sex pictures.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.nose    The nose as an object of lust.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.oral    Images of oral sex.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.orientals    Copyright violations featuring Asians.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.panties    Panties, underwear, knickers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.plushies    No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pornstar    Copyright violations of porn stars.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pornstars    Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pornstar.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pre-teen    Almost certainly illegal traffic.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.pregnant    Pregnant women in sexual situations.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.puffies    What's a puffy?
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.rape    Images of forced sex.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.redheads    Erotic images of redheads.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.scanmaster    The art of David J. Gardner.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.schoolgirls    Think they mean college?
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.spanking    Spanking pictures and images.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.spatch    No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.tasteless    Newt in the nude.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen    Teens, should be above age of consent.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.d    Teens, should be above age of consent.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female    Teens, above age of consent.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female.masturbation    Guess.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.female.orgasm    Teen women orgasming.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.fuck    Teens, above age of consent, having sex.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.teen.male    Teens, above age of consent.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.terry.agar    No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.thigh-highs    The sexiness of stockings.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.transvestites    Men dressed as women.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.uncut    Non-circumcised males.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.uniform    Men and women looking _almost_ official.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.urine    New dimensions in water photography.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.voyeurism    Views for the viewers.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.young    The eroticism of youth.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.zig.and.zag    No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.erotics.breasts    Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.breasts instead.
alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.d    Discussion of the fine-art binaries. (Moderated)
alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.digitized    Art from conventional media. (Moderated)
alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.graphics    Art created on computers. (Moderated)
alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.misc    Discussing alt.b.p.fine-art.*.
alt.binaries.pictures.fine-art.photos    Photographic art.
alt.binaries.pictures.fractals    Cheaper just to send the program parameters.
alt.binaries.pictures.furniture    Images of furniture.
alt.binaries.pictures.furry    Originaly funny animal art.
alt.binaries.pictures.gardens    Displaying plants and gardens.
alt.binaries.pictures.girlfriend    Pictures of girlfriends.
alt.binaries.pictures.girlfriends    Commercially controverisal group.
alt.binaries.pictures.girls    GIFs, JPEGs, et cetera of boys.
alt.binaries.pictures.groupsex    Menage a trois and orgies.
alt.binaries.pictures.horny.nurses    Wet in white.
alt.binaries.pictures.leek    Vegetable vamping.
alt.binaries.pictures.lesbians    Images of women who love women.
alt.binaries.pictures.lingerie    As if Victoria's Secret isn't frequent enough.
alt.binaries.pictures.lolita.fucking    Lolita having sex, one supposes.
alt.binaries.pictures.lolita.misc    No description.
alt.binaries.pictures.misc    Have we saturated the network yet?
alt.binaries.pictures.nicki-lewis    Images of Net citizen Nicki Lewis.
alt.binaries.pictures.nude    Lots of views of flesh.
alt.binaries.pictures.nude.celebrities    Images of normally clothed famous folk.
alt.binaries.pictures.nudism    Images featuring nudists.
alt.binaries.pictures.nylons    Hot hosiery.
alt.binaries.pictures.origami    Images showing folded paper procedures/products.
alt.binaries.pictures.pantyhose    Hot hosiery with a built in panty.
alt.binaries.pictures.personal    People publishing photos of themselves.
alt.binaries.pictures.rail    Forum for ferroequinologist photos.
alt.binaries.pictures.sex    Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* instead.
alt.binaries.pictures.sports    Binary sports images.
alt.binaries.pictures.supermodels    Yet more copyright violations.
alt.binaries.pictures.supermodels.cindy-crawford    Take acting lessons.
alt.binaries.pictures.supermodels.kate-moss    The new Twiggy.
alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless    Eccchh, that last one was *sick*.
alt.binaries.pictures.teen-idols    Pictures of the hunks of tomorrow.
alt.binaries.pictures.teen-starlets    Pictures of teenage women stars.
alt.binaries.pictures.tools    Lathes and miters and squares, oh my!
alt.binaries.pictures.utilities    Posting of pictures-related utilities.
alt.binaries.pictures.vehicles    Images of vehicles.
alt.binaries.pictures.victoria.secret    Use alt.binaries.pictures.lingerie.
alt.binaries.pictures.voyeurism    Duplicates all of alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.
alt.binaries.picutes.nude.celebrities    Use alt.binaries.pictures.nude.celebrities.
alt.binaries.rock-n-roll    Sights and sounds related to rock-n-roll.
alt.binaries.satellite-tv    Programs and data related to encrypted TV.
alt.binaries.scanmaster    Pictures from the Scanmaster collection.
alt.binaries.scientology    Sounds and pictures pertaining to Scientology.
alt.binaries.simulators.autos    Programs that simular car driving.
alt.binaries.slack    Sounds and pictures of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.
alt.binaries.sounds.cartoons    Sounds from copyrighted animated shows.
alt.binaries.sounds.d    Sounding off.
alt.binaries.sounds.erotica    Uhh Uhh Uhh Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Ooh.
alt.binaries.sounds.midi    MIDI binaries.
alt.binaries.sounds.misc    Digitized audio adventures.
alt.binaries.sounds.mods    MODs and related sound formats.
alt.binaries.sounds.mods.d    Discussions of alt.binaries.sounds.mods.
alt.binaries.sounds.movies    Sounds from copyrighted movies.
alt.binaries.sounds.music    Music samples in MOD/669 format.
alt.binaries.sounds.samples.music    Musical instrument samples and stuff.
alt.binaries.sounds.tv    Sounds from copyrighted television shows.
alt.binaries.sounds.utilities    Sound utilities.
alt.binaries.startrek    Various binaries related to Star Trek.
alt.binaries.starwars    Images and sounds from the Star Wars movies.
alt.binaries.test    For the testing of binary posting.
alt.binaries.warcraft    Pictures, levels & configurations for Orcs and Humans.
alt.binaries.warez    Why pay when you can steal?
alt.binaries.warez.amiga    D00DZ in favour of pirating Amiga software.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc    D00DZ in favour of pirating PC software.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.d    Discussing alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.dos    D00DZ in favour of pirating DOS programs.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.encrypted    Some sort of decoy for the D00DZ.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.games    D00DZ in favour of pirating PC games.
alt.binaries.warez.ibm-pc.old    D00DZ in favour of pirating antique PC software.
alt.binaries.warez.mac    D00DZ in favour of pirating Mac software.
alt.binaries.warez.mac.req    Requests for pirated Mac software.
alt.binaries.warez.snes    D00DZ in favour of pirating Super Nintendo software.
alt.binaries.x-files    Scenes from FOX's X Files show.
alt.binaries.zines    Images and sounds from mini magazines.
alt.bio.hackers        Individualist uses of biotechnology.
alt.bio.minority    Minority scientists and students in biomedical research.
alt.birthright        Birthright Party propaganda.
alt.bitch.ewokie    No description.
alt.bitch.pork        Flames in a particular vein.
alt.bitterness        No matter what it's for, you know how it'll turn out.
alt.blasphemy        Irreverence on the net?  Who would have thought.
alt.bogus.group        In alt?  Who do you think you are to say so?
alt.bonehead.james-koput    Yet another grudge group.
alt.bonehead.john-grubor    DrG, net.sage.
alt.bonehead.kevin-mitnick    You may not like him but he is still the best.
alt.bonehead.steve-crisp    Steven J. Crisp, the court jester of NCSU.
alt.bonsai        Little trees and battle screams.
alt.books        Use rec.arts.books.* or alt.books.* instead.
alt.books.anne-rice    The Vampire Thermostat.
alt.books.arthur-clarke    The writings of SF writer Arthur C Clarke.
alt.books.beatgeneration    Beat authors, Burroughs, Kerouac, etc.
alt.books.brian-lumley    Books by Brian Lumley.
alt.books.bukowski    Discussion on the works and life of Charles Bukowski.
alt.books.chesterton    No description. (Moderated)
alt.books.clive-barker    Discussion of the writings of Clive Barker.
alt.books.crichton    Michael Crichton's writings: Jurassic Park, etc.
alt.books.cs-lewis    Narnia and other C.S. Lewis tales.
alt.books.dean-koontz    Discussion of the writings of Dean R. Koontz.
alt.books.deryni    Katherine Kurtz's books, especially the Deryni series.
alt.books.george-orwell    Writings by George Orwell.
alt.books.h-g-wells    The life and works of H G Wells.
alt.books.iain-banks    No description.
alt.books.isaac-asimov    Fans of the late SF/science author Isaac Asimov.
alt.books.john-grisham    John Grisham's novels.
alt.books.julian-may    Group for the discussion of the works of Julian May.
alt.books.kurt-vonnegut    Discussion of Kurt Vonnegut's works.
alt.books.larry-niven    Discussion of the works of SF writer Larry Niven.
alt.books.lars-eighner    About fiction and nonfiction works of LE.
alt.books.m-lackey    Author Mercedes Lackey and her books.
alt.books.moorcock    Discussions about the writings of Michael Moorcock.
alt.books.mysteries    Mystery and suspense on usenet.
alt.books.nancy-drew    Discussion of the Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys series.
alt.books.orson-s-card    Discussion of sf author Orson Scott Card.
alt.books.peter-straub    Discussions of Peter Straub's books.
alt.books.phil-k-dick    Discussion about the works of Phillip K. Dick.
alt.books.poppy-z-brite    No description.
alt.books.pratchett    Discussions of Terry Pratchett's books and characters.
alt.books.purefiction    Discussion of bestselling novels and how to write them.
alt.books.raymond-feist    Fantasy author Raymond Feist and the Midkemia series.
alt.books.reviews    "If you want to know how it turns out, read it!".
alt.books.robert-rankin    For the discussion of the books of Robert Rankin.
alt.books.roger-zelazny    Discussion of the works of the late author.
alt.books.sf.melanie-rawn    The author of the Dragon-xxx series.
alt.books.stephen-king    The works of horror writer Stephen King.
alt.books.technical    Discussion of technical books.
alt.books.terry-brooks    Discussion of Terry Brooks Works.
alt.books.toffler    The ideas of Alvin and Heidi.
alt.books.tom-clancy    The group for discusson of Mr. Techno-Thriller.
alt.boomerang        The angular throwing club, not the Eddie Murphy flick.
alt.bored        What people do when they are bored.
alt.bork        People just love the sound of that word.
alt.braces        No description.
alt.brain        Use sci.cognitive instead.
alt.brother-jed        The born-again minister touring US campuses.
alt.buddha.short.fat.guy    Religion. And not religion. Both. Neither.
alt.building.announcements    Building industry announcements.
alt.building.architecture    Building industry architecture.
alt.building.construction    Building industry construction.
alt.building.engineering    Keeping buildings from falling down.
alt.building.environment    Building industry environment.
alt.building.finance    Building industry finance.
alt.building.jobs    Building industry jobs.
alt.building.landscape    Building industry landscape.
alt.building.manufacturing    Building industry manufacturing.
alt.building.realestate    Real estate and the building industry.
alt.building.survey-mapping    Building industry surveying & mapping.
alt.business        Use alt.business.misc instead.
alt.business.accountability    Corporate accountability.
alt.business.franchise    Topics dealing with franchising/franchise management.
alt.business.home.pc    For displaying PC home business plans and services.
alt.business.hospitality    Hotel, resort, tour and restaurant businesses.
alt.business.import-export    Business aspects of international trade.
alt.business.import-export.computer    International trade in computers.
alt.business.import-export.food    International trade in food.
alt.business.import-export.only    Import-export trade forum. (Moderated)
alt.business.import-export.raw-material    International trade in raw materials.
alt.business.import-export.services    International trade in services.
alt.business.insurance    All about the insurance industry.
alt.business.internal-audit    Discussion of internal auditing.
alt.business.misc    All aspects of commerce.
alt.business.multi-level    Multi-level (network) marketing businesses.
alt.business.multi-level.exceltel    Some multi-level marketing scheme.
alt.business.multi-level.scam    Fleecing people for fun and profit.
alt.business.multi-level.scam.scam.scam    Fleecing people for fun and profit.
alt.business.offshore    About taxhaven/offshore/datahaven corporations & trusts.
alt.business.seminars    Business seminars.
alt.butt.harp        The ultimate hum job.
alt.butts        Cigarettes, guns, logs, casks, you name it.
alt.c64            Use comp.sys.cbm instead.
alt.cable-tv.re-regulate    Debating regulation of cable television.
alt.cad            Computer Aided Design.
alt.cad.autocad        CAD as practiced by customers of Autodesk.
alt.cad.cadkey        Cadkey, Datacad, and other Cadkey, Inc. products.
alt.california        The state and the state of mind.
alt.callahans        Callahan's bar for puns and fellowship.
alt.canadian.beaver    More from "Things that make you go, 'eh?'".
alt.captain.sarcastic    For the captain's minions.
alt.cardgame.magic    Use rec.games.trading-cards.magic.misc instead.
alt.cardgame.spellfire    TSR's SpellFire game.
alt.cars.ford-probe    "PROBE ME" --- actual Viriginia woman's license plate.
alt.cartoon.reboot    Don't like the current animation?  Ctl-alt-del.
alt.cascade        Art or litter, you decide.
alt.catastrophism    Look out below!
alt.caving        Spelunk.
alt.cd-rom        Discussions of optical storage media.
alt.cd-rom.reviews    Reviews of various published things available on CD-ROM.
alt.celebrities        Famous people and their sycophants.
alt.cellular        Cellular telephone technology.
alt.cellular.gsm    About GSM mobile phones.
alt.censorship        Discussion about restricting speech/press.
alt.cereal        Breakfast cereals and their (m)ilk.
alt.cesium        College Educated Students in Universal Mainland.
alt.chaos        Chaos, concepts, physics, theory, and mathematics.
alt.charlie.rules.rules.rules    I always thought Charlie Brown was a loser.
alt.cheese        This is cheezy.
alt.chess.ics        The Internet Chess Server @valkyries.andrew.cmu.edu.
alt.child-support    Raising children in a split family.
alt.childcare        Non-parental child care.  See also misc.kids.*.
alt.chinchilla        The nature of chinchilla farming in America today.
alt.chinese.computing    Discussion group for Chinese computing.
alt.chinese.fengshui    The aesthete of location, Chinese-style.
alt.chinese.story    Telling stories in the Chinese language.
alt.chinese.text    Postings in Chinese; Chinese language software.
alt.chinese.text.big5    Posting in Chinese[BIG 5].
alt.chinese.text.hz    Posting in Chinese[HZ].
alt.chips.salt-n-vinegar    People fond of salt and vinegar potato chips.
alt.christnet        Gathering place for Christian ministers and users.
alt.christnet.bible    Bible discussion and research.
alt.christnet.christianlife    How to live what Christians believe.
alt.christnet.ethics    Ethics in the Chrisitian value system.
alt.christnet.evangelical    Some aspect of evangelism.
alt.christnet.hypocrisy    "Vengeance is mine!" sayeth jfurr.
alt.christnet.nudism    Stripping in the name of the Lord.
alt.christnet.philosophy    Philosophical implications of Christianity.
alt.christnet.prayer    Prayer in the lives of Christians.
alt.christnet.second-coming.real-soon-now    It could happen.
alt.christnet.sex    Some of them still do that, you know.
alt.christnet.theology    The distinctives of God of Christian theology.
alt.circumcision    Excuse me, you dropped something.
alt.circus.arts        Group for sharing and discussing circus arts.
alt.citadel.alumni    The Citadel (S.C.) Alumni.
alt.clearing.technology    Traumatic Incident Reduction and Clearing.
alt.clerks        The Counter Culture.
alt.clothes.designer    The discussion of designer clothes.
alt.clothes.designer.versace    Clothing styles by Versace.
alt.clothing.lingerie    The special secrets under wraps.
alt.clothing.sneakers    Sports, casual, collection, or just one pair.
alt.club.merlino    The "La Grotta di Merlino" club.
alt.clueless        I have no idea how to describe this group.
alt.co-evolution    The Whole Earth Review and associated lifestyles.
alt.co-ops        Discussion about co-operatives.
alt.cobol        Relationship between programming and stone axes.
alt.coffee        Another group worshipping caffeine.
alt.collecting.8-track-tapes    Fans of the endless loop cartridge.
alt.collecting.autographs    WOW! You got Pete Rose's? What about Kibo's?
alt.collecting.barbie    Use rec.collecting.dolls instead. (Moderated)
alt.collecting.pens-pencils    Pen & pencil collecting.
alt.collecting.sports-figures    Discussion of sports-related figures.
alt.collecting.teddy-bears    Collecting stuffed toy bears.
alt.college.college-bowl    Discussions of the College Bowl competition.
alt.college.food    Dining halls, cafeterias, mystery meat, and more.
alt.college.fraternities    College and university fraternities.
alt.college.fraternities.dlta-sigma-phi    Delta Sigma Phi.
alt.college.fraternities.sigma-pi    Sigma Pi: A fellowship of kindred minds.
alt.college.sororities    College and university sororities.
alt.college.tunnels    Tunnelling beneath the campuses.
alt.college.us        Is that "us" as in "U. S.", or do you just mean y'all?
alt.comedy.air-farce    Royal Canadian Air Farce.
alt.comedy.british    Discussion of British comedy in a variety of media.
alt.comedy.british.blackadder    The Black Adder programme.
alt.comedy.firesgn-thtre    Firesign Theatre in all its flaming glory.
alt.comedy.improvisation    Group improvisational comedies.
alt.comedy.laurel-hardy    The Laurel and Hardy comedy team.
alt.comedy.marx-bros    Why a duck?
alt.comedy.slapstick.3-stooges    Hey, Mo!
alt.comedy.standup    Discussion of stand-up comedy and comedians.
alt.comedy.vaudeville    Vaudeville and its descendants.
alt.comics.2000ad    Discussing British comic 2000AD and related issues.
alt.comics.alan-moore    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.
alt.comics.alternative    You could try a book without pictures, for example.
alt.comics.batman    Marketing mania.
alt.comics.classic    For the discussion of golden and silver age comic books.
alt.comics.dilbert    Scott Adams's intrepid engineer.
alt.comics.elfquest    W & R Pini's ElfQuest series.
alt.comics.fan-fiction    Original works using existing comic characters.
alt.comics.image    What would a comic be without an image?
alt.comics.lnh        Interactive net.madness in the superhero genre.
alt.comics.peanuts    For the discussion of the Peanuts comic strip.
alt.comics.superman    No one knows it is also alt.clark.kent.
alt.community.intentional    Some spinoff from alt.co-ops.
alt.community.local-money    LETS and other local money systems.
alt.comp.acad-freedom.news    Academic freedom issues related to computers. (Moderated)
alt.comp.acad-freedom.talk    Academic freedom issues related to computers.
alt.comp.blind-users    Computer technology for the visually impaired.
alt.comp.compression    Use comp.compression instead.
alt.comp.databases.xbase.clipper    Use comp.lang.clipper instead.
alt.comp.freeware    Free software that was intended to be free.
alt.comp.hardware.homebuilt    Designing devious devices in the den.
alt.comp.hardware.homedesigned    Computer hardware designed at home.
alt.comp.hardware.pc-homebuilt    Building your PC from motherboards and cards.
alt.comp.lang.borland-delphi    Use comp.lang.pascal.misc instead.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.asus    ASUS motherboards.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.elitegroup    Elitegroup motherboards.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.supermicro    Supermicro motherboards.
alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.tyan    Tyan motherboards.
alt.comp.pheriphs.mainboard.supermicro    Use alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.supermicro.
alt.comp.shareware    "Try Before You Buy" software marketing.
alt.comp.shareware.authors    People who write "Try Before You Buy".
alt.comp.shareware.for-kids    "Try Before You Buy" for children.
alt.comp.shareware.programmer    People who write "Try Before You Buy".
alt.comp.sys.palmtops.hp    Hewlett Packard palmtop machines.
alt.comp.sys.palmtops.pilot    Discussion of USR/Palm PILOT series.
alt.comp.tandem-users    Users of Tandem computers.
alt.comp.virus        An unmoderated forum for discussing viruses.
alt.comp.virus.source.code    The source code to various virii.
alt.computer.consultants    The business of consulting about computers.
alt.computer.consultants.ads    Soliciting for computer consultants.
alt.computer.consultants.moderated    Posts about computer consulting. (Moderated)
alt.computer.drivers.wanted    I hate to drive it, it gets such lousy mileage.
alt.computer.workshop.live    Interactive TV.
alt.config        Alternative subnet discussions and connectivity.
alt.consciousness    Use sci.psychology.consciousness instead.
alt.consciousness.4th-way    The Fourth Way, Gurdjieff, Ouspensky.
alt.consciousness.jancox    Jan Cox's view of consciousness.
alt.consciousness.mysticism    The quest for ultimate reality.
alt.consciousness.near-death-exp    Discussion of near-death experiences.
alt.consciousness.slyman    G.I. Gurdjieff's 4th Way presentation. (Moderated)
alt.conspiracy        Be paranoid -- they're out to get you.
alt.conspiracy.antichrist    Will Spencer does not assume responsibility.
alt.conspiracy.area51    The US Government has a secret they're not telling you.
alt.conspiracy.jfk    The Kennedy assassination.
alt.conspiracy.jfk.moderated    JFK assassination conspiracy discussion. (Moderated)
alt.conspiracy.netcom    Evil Empire / Gribbit.
alt.construction    The construction industry. See also alt.pave.the.earth.
alt.consumers.experiences    Use misc.consumers instead.
alt.consumers.free-stuff    Free offers and how to take advantage of them.
alt.consumers.sweepstakes    You may have already won!
alt.control.test.test.test    It worked.worked.worked, idjit.
alt.cookies.yum.yum.yum    Use rec.food.baking instead.
alt.cooking-chat    Use rec.food.cooking instead.
alt.corel.graphics    The PClone package Corel Draw & related products.
alt.corn.sucks-polenta.rules-do.the.butt.dance-man    No description.
alt.corporate.accountability    Use alt.business.accountability instead.
alt.cosuard        Sysops against rate discrimination.
alt.coupons        /koo pahns/, not /kew pahns/.  Try it.
alt.cows.are.nice    Except when you put on the nipple clamps.
alt.cows.moo.moo.moo    Like cows would cluck or something.
alt.crackers        Snack food in little bits or big bytes.
alt.cracks        Heavy toolbelt wearers of the world, unite.
alt.crafts.plastic-canvas    Using plastic and canvas in artful creations.
alt.crafts.professional    Professional craftsmen.
alt.creative-cook    Use rec.food.cooking instead.
alt.crime        Crime in general, not just the crimes in alt.*.
alt.cuddle        What cows do with their food; should be alt.cows.cuddle.
alt.cult-movies        Movies with a cult following.
alt.cult-movies.alien    The Alien series of films.
alt.cult-movies.evil-deads    The Evil Dead movie series.
alt.cult-movies.rocky-horror    Virgin!  Virgin!  Virgin!  Virgin!
alt.cult.nudism        Crackpots in the nudist movement.
alt.culture.alaska    Is this where the ice weasels come from?
alt.culture.argentina    Use soc.culture.argentina instead.
alt.culture.austrian    Use soc.culture.austria instead.
alt.culture.beaches    Surf's up!
alt.culture.bullfight    To understand and appreciate the bullfight.
alt.culture.cajun    Cajun culture, history, genealogy, events.
alt.culture.egyptian    Use soc.culture.egyptian instead.
alt.culture.gard-trask    The Legend of Gardner Trask III.
alt.culture.hawaii    Ua Mau Ke Ea O Ka 'Aina I Ka Pono.
alt.culture.indonesia    Use soc.culture.indonesia instead.
alt.culture.internet    The culture(s) of the Internet.
alt.culture.jesse-garon    'Jesse Garon', The GoldenBoy of USENET.
alt.culture.jollyroger    Conservative pirates of the Western Soul.
alt.culture.karnataka    Culture and language of the Indian state of Karnataka.
alt.culture.kerala    Use soc.culture.indian.kerala instead.
alt.culture.knights    The lives of the knighthood.
alt.culture.kuwait    Use soc.culture.kuwait instead.
alt.culture.military-brats    We learned to walk in Army bootees.
alt.culture.net-viking    Norsemen on the net.
alt.culture.ny-upstate    New York State, above Westchester.
alt.culture.ny.upstate    Use alt.culture.ny-upstate instead.
alt.culture.openair-market    Discussing open air markets around the world.
alt.culture.oregon    Discussion about the state of Oregon.
alt.culture.saudi    The life and times of the people of Saudi Arabia.
alt.culture.somalia    Use soc.culture.somalia instead.
alt.culture.tamil    Use soc.culture.tamil instead.
alt.culture.us.1960s    Discussion of 1960s culture in the US and abroad.
alt.culture.us.1970s    At least pick a _good_ decade to be stuck in the past.
alt.culture.us.1980s    The Me Decade.
alt.culture.us.asian-indian    Asian Indians in the US and Canada.
alt.culture.us.southwest    Basking in the sun of the US's lower left.
alt.culture.usenet    A self-referential oxymoron.
alt.culture.virtual.oceania    Oceania project discussion and news. (Moderated)
alt.culture.www        World Wide Web culture.
alt.current-events.blizzard-of-93    The terrible blizzard of 1793.
alt.current-events.bosnia    The strife of Bosnia-Herzegovina.
alt.current-events.clinton.whitewater    The Clinton Whitewater Scandle.
alt.current-events.haiti    News about Haiti.
alt.current-events.net-abuse    Use news.admin.net-abuse.misc instead.
alt.current-events.russia    Current happenings in Russia.
alt.current-events.ukraine    Current and fast paced Ukrainian events.
alt.current-events.usa    What's new in the United States.
alt.cyberangels        The Guardian Angels try to rescue the net from itself.
alt.cybercafes        Cyber/Computer/Internet Cafes or Coffeeshops.
alt.cyberpunk        High-tech low-life.
alt.cyberpunk.chatsubo    Literary virtual reality in a cyberpunk hangout.
alt.cyberpunk.movement    A little laxative might help.
alt.cyberpunk.tech    Cyberspace and Cyberpunk technology.
alt.cyberspace        Cyberspace and how it should work.
alt.cyberspace.rebels    Tough individualists on the net.
alt.cynicism        Bitter on the outside, idealistic on the inside!
alt.dads-rights        Rights of fathers. (Moderated)
alt.dads-rights.unmoderated    Unhindered discussion of the rights of fathers.
alt.david        Where have you gone, Michaelangelo?
alt.dcom.slip-emulators    Pseudo-SLIP/PPP with shell accounts. TIA, SLAP, etc.
alt.dcom.telecom    Unmoderated discussion of telecommunications technology.
alt.dead.porn.stars    ... and the diseases that killed them, next on Geraldo.
alt.dear.whitehouse    When Hints from Heloise aren't enough.
alt.depressed.as.fuck    How depressed is a fuck?
alt.desert-storm    Continuing proof that alt groups never die.
alt.design.graphics    Discussion of graphics design.
alt.design.product    Product design.
alt.destroy.microsoft    Do it, and do it NOW!
alt.destroy.the.earth    Please leave the light on when you leave.
alt.destroy.the.internet    Demons in the wire.
alt.dev.null        The ultimate in moderated newsgroups. (Moderated)
alt.devilbunnies    Probably better left undescribed.
alt.disasters.aviation    Plane Lands Safely at Airfield, Film at 11.
alt.disasters.misc    General discussion of disaster issues.
alt.discordia        All hail Eris, etc.
alt.discrimination    Quotas, affirmative action, bigotry, persecution.
alt.disney        Use rec.arts.disney.misc instead.
alt.disney.collecting    Use rec.arts.disney.merchandise instead.
alt.disney.criticism    Use rec.arts.disney.misc instead.
alt.disney.disneyland    Use rec.arts.disney.parks instead.
alt.disney.secrets    Use rec.arts.disney.misc instead.
alt.divination        Divination techniques (e.g., I Ching, Tarot, runes).
alt.dont.get.even.get.odd    Oddball insomniacs.
alt.doobry        No description.
alt.dragons-inn        Breathing fire tends to make one very thirsty.
alt.dreams        What do they mean?
alt.dreams.castaneda    The dreaming techniques of Carlos Castaneda.
alt.dreams.lucid    What do they _really_ mean?
alt.drinks.kool-aid    Beverage break on the Information Superhighway.
alt.drinks.snapple    Made from the Best Stuff on Earth.
alt.drugs        Use rec.drugs.misc instead.
alt.drugs.caffeine    All about the world's most-used stimulant drug.
alt.drugs.chemistry    Discussion of drug chemistry and synthesis.
alt.drugs.culture    Entertainment while under the influence.
alt.drugs.hard        Heroin, cocaine, and friends.
alt.drugs.leri        I'm a little leary of drugs too.
alt.drugs.melatonin    The hormone Melatonin.
alt.drugs.pot        Use rec.drugs.cannabis instead.
alt.drugs.pot.cultivation    Use rec.drugs.cannabis instead.
alt.drugs.psychedelics    Use rec.drugs.psychedelic instead.
alt.drugs.usenet    Repeatedly pushing the button for a fix.
alt.drumcorps        Use rec.arts.marching.drumcorps instead.
alt.drunken.bastards    Peeing in the potted plants.
alt.drwho.creative    Writing about long scarves and time machines.
alt.dss            Discussion of the new Digital Satellite Systems.
alt.duck.quack.quack.quack    It looks like a duck, but it's an alt group.
alt.dumpster        Oscar has always wanted a roomier place.
alt.dur.general        Durge chatter.
alt.earth.crisis    Use talk.environment instead.
alt.education        Use the misc.education groups instead.
alt.education.alternative    School doesn't have to suck!
alt.education.bangkok    The Bangkok distance education project.
alt.education.disabled    Education for people with physical/mental disabilities.
alt.education.distance    Learning from teachers who are far away.
alt.education.email-project    The email project for teaching English.
alt.education.higher.stu-affairs    Student Affairs principles & practices.
alt.education.home-school.christian    Christian home-schoolers. (Moderated)
alt.education.ib    The International Baccalaureate Diploma Program.
alt.education.nontrad-degree    Alternative postsecondary degree programs.
alt.education.research    Studying about studying.
alt.elvis.king        Fat and dead, too.  Pretty useless king.
alt.emusic        Ethnic, exotic, electronic, elaborate, etc, music.
alt.energy.homepower    Home Power/Home-Made Power for Off-Grid Living.
alt.energy.renewable    Fueling ourselves without depleting everything.
alt.engineering.electrical    Discussing electrical engineering.
alt.engr.explosives    BOOM.
alt.ensign.wesley.die.die.die    We just can't get enough of him.
alt.etext        Texts made available for electronic redistribution.
alt.eunuchs.questions    Did it hurt?
alt.evil        Tales from the dark side.
alt.exotic-music    Exotic music discussions.
alt.ezines        Electronically published mini-magazines.
alt.fairs.renaissance    Discussions of Renaissance faires and festivals.
alt.fan.actors        Discussion of actors, male and female.
alt.fan.actors.dead    Discussion of dead actors, male and female.
alt.fan.addams.wednesday    She's deadpan and she's homicidal.
alt.fan.aimee-lortskel    No description.
alt.fan.alan-keyes    No description.
alt.fan.alyssa-milano    Who's the Boss?  Now who's naked on your screen?
alt.fan.art-bell    For fans of old AT&T logos.
alt.fan.asprin        I'm fond of buffered analgesics. Robert Lynn Asprin too.
alt.fan.authors.stephen-king    Modern master of the spooky story.
alt.fan.barbra.streisand    Bahbrah!
alt.fan.barry-manilow    Discussion group for fans of Barry Manilow.
alt.fan.bgcrisis    Priss, the Replicants, the ADP and Bubblegum Crisis.
alt.fan.bill-gates    Fans of the original micro-softie.
alt.fan.bill-nye    The Science Guy.
alt.fan.bill.cheek    ?
alt.fan.blade-runner    The movie Blade Runner.
alt.fan.blues-brothers    Jake & Elwood ride again!
alt.fan.bob-dole    Finally, someone who makes Al Gore look lively.
alt.fan.bob-larson    No description.
alt.fan.brad-pitt    A young actor the women seem to be crazy about.
alt.fan.british-accent    "Oooh, he just sounds soooo cool!  *Giggle*!"
alt.fan.british-actors    Male and female actors from Great Britain.
alt.fan.bruce-campbell    From the Evil Dead to Brisco County, Jr.
alt.fan.camille-paglia    Amy Fisher would understand.
alt.fan.capt-beefheart    Some musician guy I've never heard of.
alt.fan.cecil-adams    The brother Douglas Adams never talks about.
alt.fan.cfny        A Toronto-area radio station.
alt.fan.chris-elliott    Get a Life, you Letterman flunky.
alt.fan.cock-sucking    Fans of felatio.
alt.fan.conan-obrien    Late Night with a big red pompadour.
alt.fan.courtney-love    The Notorious Courtney Love.
alt.fan.crispin-glover    Discussion of actor Crispin Glover.
alt.fan.dan-quayle    For discussion of a past US Vice President.
alt.fan.daphnes-corner    Because the good Doc says I can't.
alt.fan.dave_barry    Electronic fan club for humorist Dave Barry.
alt.fan.david-bowie    The man who fell to earth.
alt.fan.david-cassidy    Conversation about David Cassidy by fans.
alt.fan.debbie.gibson    Thwarter of the supervillain Tiffany.
alt.fan.dejanews    The Usenet search engine at http://www.dejanews.com.
alt.fan.dennis-miller    Comedian Dennis Miller.
alt.fan.depeche-mode    A pop music group.
alt.fan.devo        Funny hats do not a band make.
alt.fan.dice-man    7?  11?  Crap personified.
alt.fan.dirk-pitt    Discussion of the Dirk Pitt series by Clive Cussler.
alt.fan.dirty-whores    Group for fans of dirty whores like Kathy-Jo Kramer.
alt.fan.disney.afternoon    Disney Afternoon characters & shows.
alt.fan.disney.gargoyles    The Gargoyles animated series.
alt.fan.doc-savage    The Man of Bronze.
alt.fan.doctor.bashir.grind.thrust.drool    Lustful fanboys.
alt.fan.don-imus    Fans of radio host Imus.
alt.fan.don-n-mike    Two radio guys.
alt.fan.don.no-soul.simmons    Of "Amazon Women On The Moon" fame.
alt.fan.douglas-adams    Author of "The Meaning of Liff", & other fine works.
alt.fan.dr-pepper    Dr. Pepper -- Love him or hate him.
alt.fan.dragonlance    Please ignore if group exists on your site.
alt.fan.dragons        People just love automobiles at Pennsic.
alt.fan.drew-barrymore    Now called "alt.fan.alicia-slvrstone".
alt.fan.drmellow    A place to worship Dr. Mellow.
alt.fan.dune        Herbert's drinking buddies.
alt.fan.e-t-b        The ever exotic ramblings of Eli-the-Bearded.
alt.fan.eddie-izzard    Discussing Eddie Izzard, etc.
alt.fan.eddings        The works of writer David Eddings.
alt.fan.elite        Maker of Supermodels.
alt.fan.elton-john    The music and antics of Elton John.
alt.fan.elvis-costello    Fans of the singer Elvis Costello.
alt.fan.elvis-presley    The late, great Elvis the Pelvis.
alt.fan.enya        Use alt.music.enya instead.
alt.fan.eric-cantona    No description.
alt.fan.frank-zappa    Is that a Sears poncho?
alt.fan.furry        Fans of funny animals, ala Steve Gallacci's book.
alt.fan.furry.muck    FurryMUCK and other anthropomorphic MU*s.
alt.fan.g-gordon-liddy    Crime does pay, or we wouldn't have so much of it.
alt.fan.gene-scott    Some TV preacher and horsebreeder.
alt.fan.goons        Careful Neddy, it's that dastardly Moriarty again.
alt.fan.greaseman    Fans of Doug Tracht, the DJ.
alt.fan.greg-kinnear    The host of "TalkSoup" on the E! Entertainment Channel.
alt.fan.harlan-ellison    For the discussion of the works of Harlan Ellison.
alt.fan.harrison-ford    From Blade Runner to Indian Jones to Clancy stories.
alt.fan.hawaii-five-o    Book 'em, Dano.
alt.fan.head-librarian    Love them horn rimmed glasses, baby.
alt.fan.hedgehog    For discussion of hedgehogs and thier fandom.
alt.fan.heinlein    Fans of SF author Robert Heinlein grok this group.
alt.fan.hello-kitty    I have no damn mouth!
alt.fan.henry-rollins    Fans of the Henry Rollins Band.  Mother!
alt.fan.hofstadter    Douglas Hofstadter and Godel, Escher, Bach.
alt.fan.holmes        Elementary, my dear Watson.  Like he ever said that.
alt.fan.howard-stern    Fans of the abrasive radio & TV personality.
alt.fan.howard-stern.fartman    The movie, "The Adventures of Fartman."
alt.fan.ivor-cutler    Jammy Smears, Life in a Scotch Sitting Room, etc.
alt.fan.jai-maharaj    A contributor to alt.astrology and soc.culture.indian.
alt.fan.james-bond    On his Majesty's Secret Service (& secret linen too).
alt.fan.jay-leno    Fans of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
alt.fan.jello-biafra    The Dead Kennedys' lead singer.
alt.fan.jen-aniston    Discussing the popular "Friends" star.
alt.fan.jenny-mccarthy    Playmate & sitcom starlet.
alt.fan.jerky-boys    Phone Pranks 'r' Us.
alt.fan.jesus-christ    Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication.
alt.fan.jim-carrey    Wild and wacky comedian Jame Carrey.
alt.fan.jim-rome    For the discussion of the 'Huge One'.
alt.fan.jim-rose    A circus sideshow performer.
alt.fan.jimi-hendrix    Fans of the late-great guitarist, Jimi Hendrix.
alt.fan.jimmy-buffett    A white sports coat and a pink crustacean.
alt.fan.joe-crummy    No description.
alt.fan.joel-furr    Joel Furr.
alt.fan.john-denver    Please, take him home to the place where he belongs.
alt.fan.john-winston    The future people speak.
alt.fan.john.mackey    ?
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose    Forget the rest of him, ya gotta love the nose.
alt.fan.karla-homolka    Why are there so few hot, exhibitionist, S&M women?
alt.fan.kate-moss    Anything about Kate Moss, famous waifish model.
alt.fan.kathy-jo    Fans of Kathy-Jo Kramer.
alt.fan.keanu-reeves    People who love Keanu Reeves, in all his blandness.
alt.fan.kia-mennie    For the sycophantic hordes.
alt.fan.kieran-snyder    Discussion of Kieran Snyder's life and work.
alt.fan.kinks        Come Dancing.
alt.fan.kroq        LA radio station KROQ, FM 106.7.  Great monster name.
alt.fan.landmark    What is The Forum ?
alt.fan.laurie.anderson    Will it be a music concert or a lecture this time?
alt.fan.lemurs        Little critters with BIG eyes.
alt.fan.letterman    One of the top 10 reasons to get the alt groups.
alt.fan.letterman.top-ten    Top Ten lists from the Letterman show. (Moderated)
alt.fan.lion-king    Discussion of Disney's "The Lion King".
alt.fan.liz-phair    No description.
alt.fan.madonna        Nice tits, eh... And how about that puppy?
alt.fan.major.kira.pant.pant.pant    Fanboys fall for female.
alt.fan.mandy-patinkin    No description.
alt.fan.marcia-clark    No one would know her, but she prosecutes O.J. Simpson.
alt.fan.mark-brian    Discussion of the Mark & Brian radio program.
alt.fan.meg-ryan    For the general discussion of Meg Ryan and all her work.
alt.fan.mel-brooks    Comedic great Mel Brooks.
alt.fan.michael-biehn    Discussing the actor Michael Biehn.
alt.fan.michael-bolton    Fear for his bad hair days.
alt.fan.michaela.strachan    British children's TV presenter.
alt.fan.mike-jittlov    Electronic fan club for animator Mike Jittlov.
alt.fan.monty-python    Electronic fan club for those wacky Brits.
alt.fan.moxy.fruvous    [e-mail]'s favorite music group, moxy fruvous.
alt.fan.mozilla        Discussions of Netscape's WWW browser Mozilla.
alt.fan.mr-kfi        Fans of the "dopest, freshest homeboy" on KFI.
alt.fan.mst3k        I thought people hated jerks who talked in theatres.
alt.fan.muchmusic    Canadian answer to MTV.
alt.fan.naked-guy    Discussing Andrew Martinez - the Naked Guy at Berkeley.
alt.fan.nathan.brazil    The Well of Souls and all things Markovian.
alt.fan.neil-gaiman    No description.
alt.fan.newt-gingrich    Conservatives return with a vengence.
alt.fan.nicki-lewis    UK model and Internet Cyberfemale, Nicki Lewis.
alt.fan.nikita-borisov    Long live Nikita!
alt.fan.ninja-turtles    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoons, comics, etc.
alt.fan.noam-chomsky    Noam Chomsky's writings and opinions.
alt.fan.oingo-boingo    Have you ever played ping pong in Pago Pago?
alt.fan.oj-simpson    Juice! Juice! Juice!
alt.fan.ok-soda        It's not that good, it's just OK.
alt.fan.oksana-bayul.small-tits    People not impressed with Oksana Bayul's figure.
alt.fan.oksana.bayul    Another figure skater fan group.
alt.fan.pam-anderson    Playmate and Baywatch lifeguard.
alt.fan.pamwatch    The official group of playmate Pamela Lee's fan club.
alt.fan.patricia    Miscellaneous Patricia Nieuwendijk discussion.
alt.fan.penn-n-teller    The magicians Penn Jillette & Teller.
alt.fan.pern        Anne McCaffery's SF oeuvre.
alt.fan.peter-david    No description.
alt.fan.philip-dick    Philip K. Dick, writer.
alt.fan.philippa.forrester    British children's TV presenter.
alt.fan.phoebe-cates    Princess Caraboo.
alt.fan.piers        Like alt.fan.piers-anthony, but for anyone named Piers.
alt.fan.piers-anthony    For fans of the s-f author Piers Anthony.
alt.fan.pj-orourke    P.J. O'Rourke's dramatic displays.
alt.fan.pooh        Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet too.
alt.fan.power-rangers    Discussion of important Power Rangers facts.
alt.fan.pratchett    For fans of Terry Pratchett, s-f humor writer.
alt.fan.pratchett.announce    Announcements about pubic wigs & book signings. (Moderated)
alt.fan.pratchett.bofh    The Death of Lusers.
alt.fan.publius        Julius will be so jealous.
alt.fan.q        Omnipotent being from either Star Trek or James Bond.
alt.fan.r-takahashi    No description.
alt.fan.red.green    Possum Lodge happenings.
alt.fan.ren-and-stimpy    For folks who couldn't find alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy.
alt.fan.ricci.christina    Fans of actress Christina Ricci.
alt.fan.rich-conaty    WQEW's The Big Broadcast and its host Rich Conaty.
alt.fan.richard-nixon    Even people who are not crooks die.
alt.fan.robert-jordan    Baseball's most popular minor leaguer.
alt.fan.robotech    Discussing all things relating to Robotech.
alt.fan.ronald-reagan    Jellybeans and all.
alt.fan.rowan-atkinson    Fan discussion of the actor/comic/writer/engineer.
alt.fan.rumpole        Rumpole of the Bailey.
alt.fan.rush-limbaugh    Derogation of others for fun and profit.
alt.fan.rush-limbaugh.tv-show    Rush's television programme.
alt.fan.sailor-moon    Sailor Moon animation, manga, and merchandise.
alt.fan.sam-raimi    Fans of the talented horror/comedy movies director.
alt.fan.samantha-fox    For fans of the famous Page 3 Girl/pop singer.
alt.fan.sandra-bullock    The Speed'ing babe from Arlington VA.
alt.fan.sandra-bullock.binaries    Use alt.binaries.pictures.celebrities instead.
alt.fan.schwarzenegger    Ahrnold, MacArthur at twice the mass.
alt.fan.shostakovich    Fans of the music of Shostakovich.
alt.fan.skinny        Fat fetishes have no place here.
alt.fan.snopes        Stuff about snopes.
alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog    Sega's spinning blue hero.
alt.fan.space-ghost    A cartoon revived from the 1960s.
alt.fan.spalding-gray    Actor, author, performance artist, and monologist.
alt.fan.speedbump    Slowing down traffic.
alt.fan.spinal-tap    The newsgroup that goes to 11.
alt.fan.starwars    George Lucas's Star Wars.
alt.fan.steve-winter    The Rev. Steve Winter and his tactics.
alt.fan.sting        See alt.sex.bestiality.with-bees.
alt.fan.surak        That wild and crazy Vulcan.
alt.fan.tank-girl    No, she doesn't make noises like a squirrel.  Really.
alt.fan.tarantino    Filmmaker Quentin Tarantino.
alt.fan.teen.idols    Boys and men that teenagers worship.
alt.fan.teen.starlets    Girls and women that teenagers worship.
alt.fan.the-bob        No, not just any Bob -- _THE_ Bob.
alt.fan.tito        No description.
alt.fan.tolkien        Mortal Men doomed to die.
alt.fan.tom-clancy    Use alt.books.tom-clancy instead.
alt.fan.tom-leykis    Some guy.
alt.fan.tom-robbins    31 flavours for readers.
alt.fan.tonya-harding.whack.whack.whack    Someone get this chick a colorist!
alt.fan.traci-lords    A teenage porn star whose trying to get respect.
alt.fan.u2        The Irish rock band U2.
alt.fan.unabomber    Fans of the mystical and awe-inspiring UNABOMBER.
alt.fan.velocity.girl    The band Velocity Girl.
alt.fan.warlord        The War Lord of the West Preservation Fan Club.
alt.fan.wedge        Standing by, red 2.
alt.fan.wednesday    Happy, happy hump day.
alt.fan.winona-ryder    Generation X's gorgeous, elfin, brainy, goddess actress.
alt.fan.wodehouse    Discussion of the works of humour author P.G. Wodehouse.
alt.fan.woody-allen    The diminutive neurotic.
alt.fan.zoogz-rift    Groovy rock star & manager of pro wrestlers.
alt.fandom.cons        Announcements of conventions (SciFi and others).
alt.fandom.misc        General topics of fandom.
alt.fantasy.conan    People dreaming about O'Brien.
alt.fashion        All facets of the fasion industry discussed.
alt.fax            Use comp.dcom.fax instead.
alt.feminazis        For people who hate radical feminists.
alt.feminism        Use soc.feminism instead.
alt.feminism.individualism    Discussions about feminism and individualism.
alt.fiesta-bowl.irish    Multiculturalism invades the Emerald isle.
alt.filesystems.afs    The Andrew Filesystem.
alt.fishing        Use rec.outdoors.fishing instead.
alt.flame        Alternative, literate, pithy, succinct screaming.
alt.flame.abortion    Use talk.abortion instead.
alt.flame.airlines    Problems and complaints with the airlines.
alt.flame.football.notre-dame    Flames directed towards Notre Dame football.
alt.flame.james.ngygook    No description.
alt.flame.jay-stevens    No description.
alt.flame.jesus.christ    Looking for the Ultimate Flame in return.
alt.flame.nerds.jn    No description.
alt.flame.niggers    The disgustng spectacle of racial hatred.
alt.flame.rush-limbaugh    The opposition's version of alt.fan.rush-limbaugh.
alt.flame.spelling    USENET's favourite fallacious argoomint.
alt.flame.tcs.die.die.die    Stupid TCS, Babylon 5 at 2am?
alt.flamenet        FlameNet the Newsgroup!
alt.folklore.college    Collegiate humor.
alt.folklore.computer    Use alt.folklore.computer or comp.society.folklore.
alt.folklore.computers    Stories & anecdotes about computers (some true!).
alt.folklore.gemstones    Stories about minerals.
alt.folklore.ghost-stories    Boo!
alt.folklore.herbs    Discussion of all aspects of herbs and their uses.
alt.folklore.info    Current urban legends and other folklore. (Moderated)
alt.folklore.internet    Internet Myths and Legends.
alt.folklore.military    Military-oriented 'urban legends' and folklore.
alt.folklore.science    The folklore of science, not the science of folklore.
alt.folklore.suburban    Serious discussion of urban legends. (Moderated)
alt.folklore.urban    Urban legends, ala Jan Harold Brunvand.
alt.food        Use rec.food.cooking instead.
alt.food.barbecue    Barbecue, grilling and related subjects.
alt.food.chocolate    Aphrodisiac confections.
alt.food.cocacola    An American Classic.  Buy our nostalgic art.
alt.food.coffee        Black gold of another sort.  Colombian tea.
alt.food.dennys        Breakfast, all day and all night.
alt.food.fast-food    Fast food restaurants.
alt.food.fat-free    Very low fat foods; not necessarily about weight loss.
alt.food.grits        Ground hominy, germless.
alt.food.ice-cream    I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
alt.food.low-fat    Low fat diets, food, and cooking.
alt.food.mcdonalds    Carl Sagan's favourite burger place.
alt.food.pancakes    Fun with flapjacks.
alt.food.peeps        No description.
alt.food.pez        Never put one on your friend's knee at a recital.
alt.food.professionals    Fruit of the Loom.
alt.food.red-lobster    For the sea food lover in you.
alt.food.sushi        The ancient art of preparing raw fish.
alt.food.taco-bell    Make a run for the border.
alt.food.waffle-house    Not just for breakfast anymore.
alt.food.wine        All about wine, for oeneophiles.
alt.foot.fat-free    Like alt.food.fat-free, but for foot fetishists.
alt.foreplay        The alt.sex groups probably have useful tips about this.
alt.forsale        Use misc.forsale.misc instead.
alt.forsale.grandjunction    Items for sale and wanted in Grand Junction, CO.
alt.forsale.nutrition    Dietary items for sale and wanted.
alt.fractal-design.painter    Fractal Design's "Natural Media" painting.
alt.fractals        Use sci.fractals instead.
alt.frank.magazine    Great Canadian political satire.
alt.fraternity.sorority    Discussions of fraternity/sorority life and issues.
alt.freaks        Rick James, we love you!
alt.freedom.of.information.act    All about the FOIA.
alt.freemasonry        Someone will build my basement for free?  Cool.
alt.freenet        Free access to computer networks.
alt.fun.with.luc    Luc has fun and likes cheese.
alt.future.millennium    The coming of 2000 (or 2001, if you're accurate).
alt.galactic-guide    Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Known Galaxy Project.
alt.gambling        Use rec.gambling instead.
alt.games        Use rec.games.misc instead.
alt.games.air-warrior    The Air Warrior combat computer game.
alt.games.apogee    A real high point in any gamer's day.
alt.games.atr.rpg    The Alternate Trek Reality showcase newsgroup.
alt.games.builder.dcgames    For Game Builders using DCGAMES.
alt.games.civnet    CivNet - Microprose's networked Civilization game.
alt.games.command-n-conq    Computer game Command & Conquer.
alt.games.command.and.conquer    Use alt.games.command-n-conq instead.
alt.games.cosmic-wimpout    A dice game popular in the computer crowd.
alt.games.dark-forces    Discussion of Star Wars related game.
alt.games.descent    Some game.
alt.games.dice        Roll the bones.
alt.games.doom        A really popular PC game.
alt.games.doom.announce    Announcements about the PC game Doom. (Moderated)
alt.games.doom.ii    Ladies and Gentlemen, We are in Hell.  On Earth!
alt.games.doom.newplayers    Helping people new to a really popular PC game.
alt.games.down-economy    The game Down Economy. (Moderated)
alt.games.duke3d    Duke Nukem 3D.
alt.games.duke3d.binaries    Binaries for Duke3D.
alt.games.dune-ii.virgin-games    Virgin Games computer game Dune II.
alt.games.dust        Hints & discussion of Dust: A Tale of the Wired West.
alt.games.final-fantasy    The Final Fantasy game.
alt.games.final-fantasy.rpg    Storytelling in the Final Fantasy universe.
alt.games.frp.dnd-util    Computer utilities for Dungeons and Dragons.
alt.games.frp.live-action    Use rec.games.frp.live-action instead.
alt.games.gb        The Galactic Bloodshed conquest game.
alt.games.heretic    No description.
alt.games.illuminati    It's just a game, isn't it?  Fnord.
alt.games.kali        Using an IPX emulator for the Internet to play games.
alt.games.ki        Use alt.games.killer-instinct instead.
alt.games.lynx        The Atari Lynx.
alt.games.marathon    Discussion of the Macintosh Sci-Fi game Marathon.
alt.games.mechwarrior2    Activision's Second Battletech Simulator.
alt.games.mk        Struggling in Mortal Kombat!
alt.games.mk.mk3    Mortal Kombat III.
alt.games.mornington.crescent    alt.games.mornington.cresent misspelt.
alt.games.mornington.cresent    You can't get there from here.
alt.games.mtrek        Multi-Trek, a multi-user Star Trek-like game.
alt.games.netrek.paradise    Discussion of the paradise version of netrek.
alt.games.riddler    Talk about games at http://www.riddler.com.
alt.games.sf2        The video game Street Fighter 2.
alt.games.torg        Gateway for TORG mailing list.
alt.games.upcoming-3d    Discussion and comparison of various upcoming 3-D games.
alt.games.vampire.the.masquerade    A World of Dark game.
alt.games.vampire.tremere    In-character roleplaying in the Clan Tremere.
alt.games.vga-planets    Discussion of Tim Wisseman's VGA Planets.
alt.games.video.classic    Video games from before the mid-1980s.
alt.games.video.import.japanese    Video games imported from Japan.
alt.games.warcraft    The craft of war: Orcs versus Humans.
alt.games.wc3        A sequel to the infamous Water Closet games.
alt.games.whitewolf    Discussion of WhiteWolf's line of gothic/horror RPGs.
alt.games.whitewolf.rage    Rage, White Wolf's trading card game.
alt.games.wing-commander    A flight simulation game.
alt.games.worms        The Team17 arcade/strategy game Worms.
alt.games.wrestling    Grappling, throwing, clenching and so on.
alt.games.xpilot    Discussion on all aspects of the X11 game Xpilot.
alt.games.xtrek        The networked game Xtrek.
alt.gathering.rainbow    For discussing the annual Rainbow Gathering.
alt.geek        To fulfill an observed need.
alt.genealogy        Use soc.genealogy.* instead.
alt.gnashing-teeth    Angry sales people.
alt.gnn.exodus        No description.
alt.go.go.nancy        Fans of ice skater Nancy Kerrigan.
alt.gobment.lones    Talk about the thousand points of blight.
alt.good.morning    Would you like coffee with that?
alt.good.news        A place for some news that's good news.
alt.gossip.royalty    Rumours plaguing the crown.
alt.gothic        The gothic movement: things mournful and dark.
alt.gothic.announce    Announcements relating to the Gothic subculture. (Moderated)
alt.gothic.fashion    Discussion on pointy boots, hair dye, and makeup tips!
alt.gourmand        Recipes & cooking info. (Moderated)
alt.government.abuse    About governmental abuses of its power.
alt.grad-student.tenured    Professional students.
alt.graffiti        The writing is on the wall.
alt.graphics        Use comp.graphics.* instead.
alt.graphics.pixutils    Discussion of pixmap utilities.
alt.great-lakes        Discussions of the Great Lakes and adjacent places.
alt.great.ass.paulina    Ditch Rick for these drooling fanboys.  Yah, right.
alt.grelb        Vanity newsgroup for net.personality Alan Bostick.
alt.guinea.pig.conspiracy    Rodents are massing for the Great Rebellion.
alt.guitar        You axed for it, you got it.
alt.guitar.amps        Discussion of guitar amplifiers.
alt.guitar.bass        Bass guitars.
alt.guitar.lap-pedal    Pedal steel guitar discussion group.
alt.guitar.tab        Discussions about guitar tablature music.
alt.hacker        No description.
alt.hackers        Descriptions of projects currently under development. (Moderated)
alt.hackers.discuss    A self-moderated hackers discussion group. (Moderated)
alt.hackers.groups    Discussion of various hacker groups.
alt.hackers.groups.moderated    Advanced hacking and related technology. (Moderated)
alt.hackers.malicious    The really bad guys -- don't take candy from them.
alt.hacking        Redundant with many other groups.
alt.hackintosh        Clever programming on Apple's Macintosh.
alt.ham-radio.packet    Use rec.radio.amateur.digital.misc instead.
alt.hangover        Pass the aspirin and a barrel of coffee.
alt.happy.birthday.to.me    Exploding egoism.
alt.hardcore        Like a peach.  Or the earth.
alt.healing.reiki    No description.
alt.health        Use sci.med.* or misc.health.* instead.
alt.health.ayurveda    Really old medicine from India.
alt.health.cfids-action    Chronic Fatigue Snydrome Action Group. (Moderated)
alt.health.oxygen-therapy    Discussion of oxygen & ozone therapy.
alt.help.businesscalc    Business Calculus Support Group.
alt.hemp        It's about knot-tying with rope.  Knot!
alt.hemp.politics    Political issues surrounding marijuana.
alt.heraldry.sca    Use rec.heraldry instead.
alt.herpes.personals    People with herpes looking for companionship.
alt.hi.are.you.cute    Are there a lot of pathetic people on the net or what?
alt.hindu        The Hindu religion. (Moderated)
alt.history.living    A forum for discussing the hobby of living history.
alt.history.ocean-liners.titanic    Historic ocean liners: the Titantic.
alt.history.what-if    What would the net have been like without this group?
alt.holoworld.rpg    The Holoworld role-playing game.
alt.home-theater.marketplace    Home theater equipment wanted and for sale.
alt.home-theater.misc    Discussing all aspects of home theatre systems.
alt.home.repair        Bob Vila would love this group.
alt.homosexual        Same as alt.sex.homosexual.
alt.homosexual.lesbian    Use soc.women.lesbian-and-bi instead.
alt.horology        A group for the science of clocks and watches.
alt.horror        The horror genre.
alt.horror.creative    Original horror fiction, poems, pictures.
alt.horror.cthulhu    Campus Crusade for Cthulhu, Ctulhu, Ctulu, and the rest.
alt.horror.werewolves    They were wolves, now they're something to be wary of.
alt.hotrod        High speed automobiles. (Moderated)
alt.housing.nontrad    Communes, co-housing & alternative living arrangements.
alt.how-to        Do-it-yourself (DIY) topics.
alt.html        Use comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html instead.
alt.html.editors.webedit    Users of Kenn Nesbitt's WebEdit.
alt.html.webedit    Use alt.html.editors.webedit instead.
alt.human-brain        A delicacy in some corners of the planet.
alt.humor.best-of-usenet    What readers think is funniest in netnews. (Moderated)
alt.humor.best-of-usenet.d    Discussion of alt.humor.best-of-usenet posts.
alt.humor.bluesman    Humor from the 105th St. BluesMan's world.
alt.humor.puns        Not here.
alt.hvac        Heating, venting and air conditioning.
alt.hypertext        Discussion of hypertext -- uses, transport, etc.
alt.hypnosis        When you awaken, you will forget about this newsgroup.
alt.icelandic.waif.bjork.bjork.bjork    Ex-Sugarcubes - not the Swedish Chef.
alt.illuminati        See alt.cabal.  Fnord.
alt.image.medical    Medical image exchange discussions.
alt.immortal        Eventually makes you insult people around the universe.
alt.impeach.clinton    Some think he performs as though he is impeared.
alt.india.progressive    Progressive politics in the Indian sub-continent. (Moderated)
alt.individualism    Philosophies where individual rights are paramount.
alt.industrial        The Industrial Computing Society claimed this name.
alt.infertility        Discussion of infertility causes and treatments.
alt.internet        Try to find a better focused group than this.
alt.internet.access.wanted    "Oh. OK, how about just an MX record for now?"
alt.internet.commerce    Doing business on the Internet.
alt.internet.guru    Recognizing the people responsible for inet success.
alt.internet.i-box    Possibly about Spry's Internet in a Box package.
alt.internet.media-coverage    The coverage of the internet by the media.
alt.internet.services    Not available in the uucp world, even via email.
alt.internet.talk-radio    Carl Malamud's Internet Talk Radio program.
alt.internet.talk.bizarre    Use talk.bizarre instead.
alt.inventors        People with new ideas.
alt.invest.penny-stocks    Investing in low cost stocks.
alt.invest.real-estate    Use misc.invest.real-estate instead.
alt.irc            Internet Relay Chat material.
alt.irc.announce    Announcements about Internet Relay Chat (IRC). (Moderated)
alt.irc.bots        Daemons on the Internet Relay Chat.
alt.irc.bots.eggdrop    Eggdrop IRC-Bot discussion/announcements.
alt.irc.channel.macintosh    See http://www.poundmac.org/ for details.
alt.irc.dalnet        The DALnet IRC network.
alt.irc.efnet        No description.
alt.irc.hottub        Discussion of the IRC channel #hottub.
alt.irc.ircii        IRC, the sequel.
alt.irc.mirc        Help and info on the IRC client mIRC.
alt.irc.questions    How-to questions for IRC (International Relay Chat).
alt.irc.ratsnest    Trivia game schedules, scores, and chat for #RatsNest.
alt.irc.recovery    Withdrawing from IRC overdose.
alt.irc.romance        Finding love on the Internet Relay Chat.
alt.irc.undernet    The alternative IRC.
alt.irs.class-action    Discussing a class-action suit against US's IRS.
alt.is            Internet Services (defunct; fnord). (Moderated)
alt.is.doomed        If it's a sewer, let's treat it like one! (Moderated)
alt.is.too        The companion to alt.is -- too much foo. (Moderated)
alt.islam.sufism    Discussions of the mystical dimensions of Islam.
alt.japanese.misc    Use soc.culture.japan(.moderated) instead.
alt.japanese.text    Postings in Japanese; Japanese language software.
alt.jobs        Use misc.jobs.* instead.
alt.jobs.overseas    Overseas from where?  Use misc.jobs.* instead.
alt.jokes.limericks    There once was a group in alt.
alt.jokes.pentium    Playing with the problems plaguing Pentium.
alt.journalism        Shop talk by journalists and journalism students.
alt.journalism.criticism    I write, therefore I'm biased.
alt.journalism.freelance    Clearinghouse for freelance writers.
alt.journalism.gay-press    News from a homosexual viewpoint.
alt.journalism.gonzo    Hunter S. Thomspon's approach to reporting.
alt.journalism.moderated    The profession of journalism. (Moderated)
alt.journalism.music    Reporting on topics of music.
alt.journalism.newspapers    Writing in the newspaper industry.
alt.journalism.photo    The work of photo journalists.
alt.journalism.print    For newspaper, magazine and online reporters.
alt.journalism.students    People studying to be journalists.
alt.jyotish        No description.
alt.kalbo        Bald guys of the world, unite!
alt.karen        Vanity group.
alt.ketchup        Whak* Whak* ...shake... Whak* Damn, all over my shirt.
alt.kids-talk        A place for the pre-college set on the net.
alt.kids-talk.penpals    Use soc.penpals instead.
alt.kill.the.whales    And fulfill the prophecy of Star Trek IV!
alt.lamers.james-koput.net-abuser    No description.
alt.landscape.architecture    Landscape design and planning.
alt.lang.asm        Assembly languages of various flavors.
alt.lang.basic        The Language That Would Not Die.
alt.lang.ca-realizer    The CA Realizer GUI programming environment.
alt.lang.delphi        Use comp.lang.pascal.misc instead.
alt.language.urdu.poetry    Poetry in the Indic Urdu language.
alt.las-vegas.gambling    Paying the big price for entertainment in Las Vegas.
alt.lasers        Anything about laser technology.
alt.lawyers.sue.sue.sue    Use misc.legal instead.
alt.lefthanders        How gauche.
alt.legend.king-arthur    Legends and history of Arthur, King of the Britons.
alt.lemmings        Rodents with a death wish.
alt.lesbian.feminist.poetry    Everyone has their niche.
alt.licker.store    Shops for people with oral fixations.
alt.life.afterlife    The warm light at end of the tunnel is a locomotive.
alt.life.internet    This may be the answer to "get a life" for some.
alt.life.sucks        Another whingy alt group.
alt.lifestyle.barefoot    Discussions related to going barefoot.
alt.litterbox        Use rec.pets.cats instead.
alt.locksmithing    You locked your keys in *where*?
alt.lotto.players    Gambling with the state as bookmaker.
alt.love        Created by someone who couldn't find alt.romance.
alt.lucky.w        Luck is benificent synchronicity (it sez here).
alt.lunatics        The Lunatics and any other perverts who like them.
alt.lycra        The WunderFabrik.
alt.mac.copy-protect.kdt-terminator    KDT and copy-protection for Macintosh. (Moderated)
alt.mac.games.binaries    Use alt.binaries.mac.games instead.
alt.machines.cnc    Discussing CNC Machine tools.
alt.mag.penthouse    Penthouse Magazine.
alt.mag.playboy        Four decades of appreciation or degradation. Your pick.
alt.magazine.2600hz    Spam free discussion of 2600 Magazine. (Moderated)
alt.magazines.pornographic    Use alt.sex.magazines instead.
alt.magic        For discussion about stage magic.
alt.magic.secrets    The Butler did it, with mirrors, to Colonel Mustard.
alt.magick        For discussion about supernatural arts.
alt.magick.chaos    Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards.
alt.magick.moderated    Serious discussion of magickal practices. (Moderated)
alt.magick.serious    People seriously into the occult.
alt.magick.sex        Pursuing spirituality through sexuality and vice versa.
alt.magick.sex.angst    No description.
alt.magick.tantra    Discussing tantric yoga and other esoteric practices.
alt.magick.tyagi    Magick as revealed by Mordred Nagasiva.
alt.magick.virtual-adepts    Not quite, but almost, an adept.
alt.make.money.fast    And piss off thousands of people even faster.
alt.malta        Yum, chocolate maltas are delicious.
alt.management.tech-support    No description.
alt.manga        Use rec.arts.manga instead.
alt.manufacturing.misc    All about manufacturing.
alt.marketplace.funky-stuff.forsale    No description.
alt.martial-arts.karate.shotokan    Discussions of shotokan karate.
alt.masonic.members    Freemasons.
alt.math.iams        Internet Amateur Mathematics Society. (Moderated)
alt.mcdonalds        Can I get fries with that?
alt.mechwarrior2    Use alt.games.mechwarrior2 instead.
alt.med.allergy        Helping people with allergies.
alt.med.cfs        Chronic Fatague Syndrome discussions. (Moderated)
alt.med.cfs.chat    Specific discussion about chronic fatigue syndrome. (Moderated)
alt.med.cfs.info    Information about chronic fatigue syndrome. (Moderated)
alt.med.cfs.open    Discussion about chronic fatigue syndrome. (Moderated)
alt.med.ems        Use misc.emerg-services instead.
alt.med.equipment    Discussion of medical equipment.
alt.med.fibromyalgia    Fibromyalgia Fibrositis List.
alt.med.veterinary    Veterinary medicine and animal health.
alt.medical.sales.jobs.offered    Jobs for medical industry salespeople.
alt.meditation        General discussion of meditation.
alt.meditation.moderated    Moderated disucssion of meditation. (Moderated)
alt.meditation.transcendental    Contemplation of states beyond the teeth.
alt.mega-ego.yonderboy    Cruel irony, indeed.
alt.memetics        The evolution of ideas in societies.
alt.mens-rights        We hold these truths to be self-evident.
alt.messianic        Messianic traditions.
alt.mexico        The people of Central America's largest nation.
alt.military.cadet    Preparing for the coming apocalypse.
alt.mind.bending    Discussion of MindBending Software releases.
alt.mindcontrol        Are you sure those thoughts are really your own?
alt.mining.recreational    Digging rock as a hobby.
alt.mirc        Use alt.irc.mirc instead.
alt.misc        Use misc.misc instead.
alt.misc.forteana    Charles Fort, his books, and general weird happenings.
alt.missing-adults    Locating missing adults.
alt.missing-kids    Locating missing children.
alt.mobilehome        Aspects of living in mobile homes.
alt.models        Use rec.models.* instead.
alt.mof            No description.
alt.motd        The messages of the day.
alt.motherjones        Mother Jones magazine.
alt.motorcycle.sportbike    Use rec.motorcycles.racing instead.
alt.motorcycles.harley    Use rec.motorcycles.harley instead.
alt.motss.bisexua-l    Use soc.bi instead.
alt.mountain-bike    Use rec.bicycles.off-road instead.
alt.movies.branagh-thmpsn    Films of Kenneth Branagh and Emma Thompson.
alt.movies.bruce-lee    Movie star & martial artist Bruce Lee & Jeet Kune Do.
alt.movies.chaplin    Discussion of Charlie Chaplin's life and art.
alt.movies.christian-bale    Actor Christian Bale.
alt.movies.cinematography    Use rec.arts.movies.production instead.
alt.movies.hitchcock    The films of Alfred Hitchcock.
alt.movies.independent    Films put out by independent producers.
alt.movies.indian    Films from India and the Indian subcontinent.
alt.movies.joe-vs-volcano    Fans discuss the movie Joe versus the Volcano.
alt.movies.kubrick    For the discussion of Stanley Kubrick's movies.
alt.movies.monster    Godzilla! The Wolfman! The Thing! Aiiieee!!
alt.movies.scorsese    Are you talking to me?  You think I'm funny?
alt.movies.silent    Shhhhhhhhhhh!
alt.movies.siskel+ebert    Reviewing reviews from reviewers Siskel and Ebert.
alt.movies.spielberg    Films of blockbuster director Steven Spielberg.
alt.movies.terry-gilliam    Writer and director Terry Gilliam.
alt.movies.tim-burton    The brooding works of Tim Burton.
alt.movies.visual-effects    Discussion of visual f/x for movies and tv.
alt.msdos.batch        MS-DOS batch files.
alt.msdos.programmer    For the serious MS/DOS programmer (no forsale ads).
alt.mtv-sucks        Barry Manilow RUL3Z!
alt.mud            Use rec.games.mud instead.
alt.mud.lp        Use rec.games.mud.lp instead.
alt.mud.majormud    Discussion of the MBBS mud.  Lots and lots of mud.
alt.mud.programming    Programming in text-based virtual reality environments.
alt.multimedia.director    Macromedia Director.
alt.music.4-track    People who need to get out more often.
alt.music.4ad        Artists on the 4AD music label.
alt.music.a-cappella    Use rec.music.a-cappella instead.
alt.music.abba        Swedish pop.
alt.music.african    African music.
alt.music.alanis    Discussion of Alanis Morissette.
alt.music.alanis.morissette    Use alt.music.alanis instead.
alt.music.aliceinchains    One of Seattle's finest.
alt.music.alternative    For groups having 2 or less Platinum-selling albums.
alt.music.alternative.female    Discussing alternative music by female artists.
alt.music.america    Discussion of the pop-rock group America.
alt.music.amy-grant    Discussion about Amy Grant and her music.
alt.music.arabic    Use rec.music.arabic instead.
alt.music.banana-truffle    Bananananana Truffle.
alt.music.band-director    Band directors' forum.
alt.music.beach-boys    Use rec.music.artists.beach-boys instead.
alt.music.beastie-boys    The Beastie Boys.
alt.music.beck        Jeff Beck, I suspect.
alt.music.beckley-bunnel    Discussion of the pop-rock group America.
alt.music.bee-gees    The soulful stylings of the Brothers Gibb.
alt.music.bela-fleck    Bela and the Flecktones.
alt.music.big-band    Sounds from the Big Band era.
alt.music.billy-joel    Discussion of Billy Brinkley, err Joel.
alt.music.bjork        For fans of Bjork and the late Sugarcubes.
alt.music.black-metal    Iron instruments.
alt.music.black-sabbath    The band Black Sabbath and their music.
alt.music.blue-rodeo    Discussing Blue Rodeo.
alt.music.bluegrass    Bluegrass information, lyrics, transcriptions, etc.
alt.music.blueoystercult    BOC -- Godzilla's gonna get ya.
alt.music.blues-traveler    For "All fellow travelers."
alt.music.blur        Fandom of the uniquely British group Blur.
alt.music.bon-jovi    For fans of Jon and the gang.
alt.music.bootlegs    People pirating music performances.
alt.music.boyz-2-men    The harmonizing tunes of Boyz II Men.
alt.music.brian-eno    Apparently too popular to warrant further description.
alt.music.butholesurfers    The Butthole Surfers.
alt.music.byrds        The music and fans of The Byrds.
alt.music.canada    Oh, Canada, eh?
alt.music.carnival    Soca, Calypso, and Steel Pan.
alt.music.category-freak    Lips that touch Def Leppard won't touch mine.
alt.music.ccr        The music of Creedence Clearwater Revival/John Fogerty.
alt.music.celine-dion    The music & art of the international star Celine Dion.
alt.music.chapel-hill    You might think hymnals and chants, but you'd be wrong.
alt.music.charlatans    An "alternative" band from UK (Northwich).
alt.music.cheap-trick    Discussion of the pop-rock band Cheap Trick.
alt.music.cher        The life and music of superstar Cher.
alt.music.chicago    Discussion of the band Chicago.
alt.music.clarinet    Discussions of clarinets, players, and music.
alt.music.clash        Anything about the musical group The Clash.
alt.music.complex-arrang    To complex for _your_ simple mind.
alt.music.counting-crows    In my day, we used to count sheep.
alt.music.cranberries    No need to argue -- Irish pop group The Cranberries.
alt.music.ct-dummies    Discussion of the musical group Crash Test Dummies.
alt.music.dance        Music to dance to.
alt.music.danzig    Discussion of the works of Glenn Danzig.  MOTHER!
alt.music.dave-hawkins    A way to exchange information about this artist.
alt.music.dave-matthews    The Dave Matthews Band.
alt.music.dead-kennedys    Art is not bound by the limits of tastefulness.
alt.music.deep-purple    Discussions about Deep Purple and related artists.
alt.music.def-leppard    Discussion about the rock group Def Leppard.
alt.music.depeche-mode    The works of Depeche Mode.
alt.music.dio        For discussion about Ronnie James Dio.
alt.music.dire-straits    Mark Knoppfler and the rock band Dire Straits.
alt.music.dream-theater    Is "progressive metal" an accepted label?
alt.music.eagles    Discussion of the Band.
alt.music.elastica    For fans of Justine and co.
alt.music.elo        The Electric Light Orchestra.
alt.music.enigma-dcd-etc    Enigma and similar bands.
alt.music.enya        Gaelic set to spacey music.
alt.music.erasure    Erasure's fan following.
alt.music.faith-no-more    Discussion of the musical group Faith No More.
alt.music.fates-warning    Fates Warning.
alt.music.filk        SF/fantasy related folk music.
alt.music.fleetwood-mac    Rock group Fleetwood Mac and its members.
alt.music.foo-fighters    No description.
alt.music.galaxie-500    The band Galaxie-500 and related music.
alt.music.gangsta.rap    Capitalizing on "just telling it like it is."
alt.music.gene        Roddenberry's bad lyrics for the Star Trek theme.
alt.music.genesis    Genesis, in all their incarnations.
alt.music.green-day    The band Green Day.
alt.music.guthrie    Discussion of folksingers Arlo & Woody Guthrie.
alt.music.gwar        Gwarrrrr.
alt.music.hardcore    Could be porno set to music.
alt.music.harmonica    Lip music.
alt.music.harry-chapin    Taxi!
alt.music.hawaiian    The music of the Hawaiian islands.
alt.music.hootie    Hootie and the Blowfish.
alt.music.house        Use rec.music.hip-hop instead.
alt.music.iggy-pop    Discussing Iggy Pop, his life and work.
alt.music.independent    Soloists without contracts with the major labels.
alt.music.indigo-girls    The musical duo Indigo Girls.
alt.music.info-society    The band InSoc, AKA Information Society.
alt.music.inxs        Get it?  "In Excess".  In the words of Nelson, "Ha ha."
alt.music.j-s-bach    Discussions about J.S. Bach (1685-1750).
alt.music.james-taylor    JT!
alt.music.janes-addictn    The music of Jane's Addiction and its members.
alt.music.jeff-buckley    Singer-songwriter Jeff Buckley.
alt.music.jethro-tull    Ironman sitting on a park bench.
alt.music.jewish    Music from the Jewish heritage.
alt.music.jimi.hendrix    'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.
alt.music.jon-spencer    No description.
alt.music.journalism    Use alt.journalism.music instead.
alt.music.journey    The multi-platinum rock group "Journey".
alt.music.karaoke    Givin' it from the (usually drunken) heart.
alt.music.kiss        Use rec.music.artists.kiss instead.
alt.music.kmfdm        No description.
alt.music.kylie-minogue    Music of Kylie Minogue.
alt.music.led-zeppelin    Discussion about Led Zeppelin and their music.
alt.music.leonard-cohen    The music of Leonard Cohen.
alt.music.lightfoot    Discussion about the music of Gordon Lightfoot.
alt.music.live.the.band    Talk about The Band.
alt.music.lloyd-webber    Life and music of Andrew Lloyd Webber.
alt.music.lor-mckennitt    Discussion of Loreena McKennit.
alt.music.lou-reed    Lou Reed.
alt.music.luis-miguel    The art, the music and the life of Luis Miguel.
alt.music.lyrics    Discussion of song lyrics.
alt.music.makers.dj    About DJ's, their music, and lives.
alt.music.makers.electronic    The art of creating techno, ambient, etc.
alt.music.makers.theremin    No description.
alt.music.makers.woodwind    People who play woodwind instruments.
alt.music.mariah.carey    Able to break glasses with a single boundless high note.
alt.music.marillion    A progressive band.  The Silmarillion is a book.
alt.music.marilyn-manson    You've been a good little boy!
alt.music.mazzy-star    No description.
alt.music.mexican    Mexican influenced music.
alt.music.midi        Music from MIDI devices.
alt.music.midiweb    About Raymond Zwarts's MidiWeb WWW site for MIDI.
alt.music.ministry    Perhaps not the music you would expect.
alt.music.misc        Use rec.music.misc instead.
alt.music.moby        No description.
alt.music.modern-rock    Discussion of current rock and pop music.
alt.music.mods        No description.
alt.music.monkees    Hey, hey, they were the Monkees.
alt.music.moody-blues    Still In Search of the Lost Chord.
alt.music.morrissey    Morrissey's career and music.
alt.music.moxy-fruvous    No description.
alt.music.new-order    The music of New Order and its members.
alt.music.nils-lofgren    Nils Lofgren's Music, concerts, CDs etc.
alt.music.nin        Nine Inch Nails.
alt.music.nin.creative    Works for Reznor's Nine Inch Nails.
alt.music.nin.d        Use alt.music.nin instead.
alt.music.nirvana    Generation X's Seattle leaders, leaderless.
alt.music.no-doubt    Discussion of the group No Doubt.
alt.music.nofx        Southern California Punk Ban NoFX.
alt.music.oasis        No description.
alt.music.offspring    No description.
alt.music.orb        For fans of the Ambient Techno music group "The Orb".
alt.music.ozzy        Blizzard of Osbourne.
alt.music.pantera    I'm broken.
alt.music.pat-mccurdy    Milwaukee's music at its finest.
alt.music.pat-metheny    Guitarist Pat Metheny and his group.
alt.music.pat-metheny.moderated    Guitarist Pat Metheny and his group. (Moderated)
alt.music.paul-simon    Discussion of Paul Simon's music.
alt.music.pearl-jam    The music of the alternative rock band Pearl Jam.
alt.music.pet-shop-boys    The music of the Pet Shop Boys.
alt.music.peter-gabriel    So, it's the music of Peter Gabriel, sans frontier.
alt.music.philip-glass    The American composer Philip Glass.
alt.music.pink-floyd    Sold out shows everywhere.
alt.music.pogues    The Pogues.
alt.music.polkas    Weird Al or not, polka is popular some folks.
alt.music.pop-eat-itself    Musical group Pop Will Eat Itself.
alt.music.primus    Discussions related to the music group Primus.
alt.music.prince    So my Prince came.  Make him go away.
alt.music.prodigy-the    For the punk-dance act called "the prodigy".
alt.music.producer    Discussion about record production and A&R.
alt.music.progressive    Yes, Marillion, Asia, King Crimson, etc.
alt.music.psychedelic    All types of psychedelic music.
alt.music.pulp        Fandom of the British band Pulp.
alt.music.queen        The band Queen and related solo acts.
alt.music.ramones    For discussion of the kings of puck rock.
alt.music.replacements    Jesus rides beside us.
alt.music.rockabilly    Rockabilly.
alt.music.roger-waters    To Pink or Not to Pink.
alt.music.rush        For Rushheads.
alt.music.s-mclachlan    A Touch of Solace in Ecstasy.
alt.music.s7g        ? (Moderated)
alt.music.saxophone    Making the music and/or listening to it.
alt.music.seal        Aquatic creatures playing cymbals and the horn stand.
alt.music.shamen    No description.
alt.music.shonen-knife    No description.
alt.music.ska        Discussions of ska ( skank ) music, bands, and suchlike.
alt.music.ska-core    Skank or mosh, we don't care.
alt.music.smash-pumpkins    The Smashing Pumpkins.
alt.music.smiths    Discussion about the Smiths, and related solo projects.
alt.music.sondheim    Life and music of Stephen Sondheim.
alt.music.sonic-youth    Loud enough to make you deaf.
alt.music.sophie-hawkins    News & Discussions on Sophie B. Hawkins.
alt.music.soul        Discussion of sweet soul music.
alt.music.soundgarden    The band Soundgarden.
alt.music.squeeze    Discussion of the Brit-pop combo Squeeze.
alt.music.steely-dan    Discussing the band Steely Dan.
alt.music.stone-roses    No description.
alt.music.stone-temple    The band Stone Temple Pilots.
alt.music.suede        No description.
alt.music.supergrass    Oxford's finest.
alt.music.swedish-pop    ABBA and beyond.
alt.music.sylvian    David "Japan" Sylvian and friends.
alt.music.synth.roland.u20    The Roland U20 synthesizer.
alt.music.synthpop    Depeche Mode, Erasure, Pet Shop Boys, and much more!
alt.music.tape-culture    The real alternative music scene.
alt.music.techno    Bring on the bass!
alt.music.texas        Janis Joplin to ZZ Top, Willie Nelson to Pantera.
alt.music.the-band    The music and fans of The Band.
alt.music.the-doors    A rider on the storm no more.
alt.music.the.police    If you play it too loud, they bust your party.
alt.music.thecure    The band The Cure.
alt.music.tlc        No description.
alt.music.tmbg        They Might Be Giants.
alt.music.todd-rundgren    Todd Rundgren music fandom.
alt.music.tom-waits    Discussion of works of artist Tom Waits.
alt.music.tool        Tool is so... out there, man.
alt.music.tragically-hip    The rock band The Tragically Hip.
alt.music.u2        Another group for the band U2. See also alt.fan.u2.
alt.music.uk        Music from the British Isles.
alt.music.underworld    No description.
alt.music.van-halen    For discussion of topics related to Van Halen.
alt.music.vanhalen    Use alt.music.van-halen instead.
alt.music.video-games    Music that appears in video games.
alt.music.ween        Marble Tulip Juicy Tree.
alt.music.weird-al    Parodies-R-Us.
alt.music.who        Enduring megagroup.
alt.music.world        Music from around the world (no "pop" or "rock").
alt.music.wu-tang-clan    No description.
alt.music.yes        The progressive band Yes.
alt.music.yngwie    No description.
alt.my.head.hurts    So don't do that.
alt.mythology        Zeus rules.
alt.mythology.mythic-animals    Creatures of myth, fantasy, and imagination.
alt.native        People indigenous to an area before modern colonisation.
alt.naughty.pictures    Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* instead.
alt.necronomicon    Use alt.necromicon instead.
alt.neo-tech        Books and ideas from Neo-Tech Publishing Company.
alt.netcom.sucks    Work out your troubles with [e-mail].
alt.netgames.bolo    Use rec.games.bolo instead.
alt.new-england        The USA's north eastern region.
alt.newbie        The altnet housewarming committee.
alt.newbies        Housewarming for a group.
alt.newgroup.for.fun.fun.fun    Yes, we delight in your games.
alt.newlywed        Life after the wedding.
alt.news-media        Don't believe the hype.
alt.news.macedonia    News concerning Macedonia in the Balkan Region.
alt.news.microsoft    Gate's megacorp in the news.
alt.niteclub.alternative    Alternative music nightclubs.
alt.niteclub.commercial    Commercially owned nightclubs.
alt.nocem.misc        Discussion about the NoCeM project.
alt.noise        Ow, quit it.
alt.non.sequitur    Richard Nixon.
alt.nosebeeping        Test newgroup goes wild in slapstick spoof.
alt.npractitioners    Nurse practitioners.
alt.nuke.europe        People not especially fond of Europe.
alt.nuke.the.usa    People not especially fond of the US of A.
alt.obituaries        Notices of dead folks.
alt.occult.kabbalah.golden-dawn    The Golden Dawn system of Kabbalah. (Moderated)
alt.office.management    Office management issues.
alt.olympic.studies    Analyzing various Olympic competitions. (Moderated)
alt.olympics.housing.low-cost    Looking for cheap housing at the Olympics.
alt.online-service    Large commercial online services, and the Internet.
alt.online-service.america-online    Or should that be "America Offline?"
alt.online-service.compuserve    Discussions and questions about Compuserve.
alt.online-service.delphi    Run!  It's the Delphoids!
alt.online-service.freenet    Public FreeNet systems.
alt.online-service.genie    Discussions and questions about GEnie.
alt.online-service.gnn    The Global Network Navigator.
alt.online-service.imagination    Discussion of The Imagination Network.
alt.online-service.microsoft    MSN (Microsoft Network) online service.
alt.online-service.prodigy    The Sears Prodigy system.
alt.org.beta-sigma-phi    The womens' organization Beta Sigma Phi.
alt.org.clan-macdude    The Clan MacDude, Scots meet the surf.
alt.org.db-nl.misc    Digitale Burgerbeweging (Dutch EFF).
alt.org.earth-first    Discussion of the Earth First! society.
alt.org.food-not-bombs    The Food Not Bombs homeless aid organization.
alt.org.jaycees        Junior Chamber of Commerce.
alt.org.promisekeepers    The Christian Organization PromiseKeepers.
alt.org.royal-rangers    A ministry for boys.
alt.org.sierra-club    Regarding the Sierra Club.
alt.org.starfleet    The "Starfleet" Star Trek fan organization.
alt.org.team-os2    For the discussion of topics relevant to Team OS/2.
alt.org.toastmasters    Public speaking and Toastmasters International.
alt.os.linux        Use comp.os.linux.* instead.
alt.os.linux.caldera    The Caldera Network Desktop.
alt.os.linux.slackware    Questions, answers & general talk of Slackware Linux.
alt.os.multics        30 years old and going strong.
alt.os.windows95.crash.crash.crash    Early test runs have not impressed.
alt.out-of-body        Out of Body Experiences.
alt.pagan        Discussions about paganism & religion.
alt.pagan.contacts    Personal & commercial contacts in the pagan community.
alt.pagan.magick    Pagan magick and ritual discussion.
alt.pantyhose        Stockings are sexier.
alt.parallel.universes    Perpendicular universes hurt more.
alt.paranet.abduct    "They replaced Jim-Bob with a look-alike!"
alt.paranet.metaphysics    Philosphical ontology, cosmology and cosmetology.
alt.paranet.paranormal    "If it exists, how can supernatural be beyond natural?"
alt.paranet.psi        "How much pressure can you generate with your brain?"
alt.paranet.science    "Maybe if we dissect the psychic ..."
alt.paranet.skeptic    "I don't believe they turned you into a newt."
alt.paranet.ufo        "Heck, I guess naming it ``UFO'' identifies it."
alt.paranormal        Phenomena which are not scientifically explicable.
alt.paranormal.channeling    Spiritual mediumship, channeling and channelers.
alt.paranormal.crop-circles    A discussion of Crop Circles.
alt.paranormal.pyramid    Theories on mystic aspects of pyramids.
alt.paranormal.spells.hexes.magic    And Rolaids.spells.relief.
alt.parenting.solutions    Use misc.kids.* instead.
alt.parenting.spanking    Discussion about punishment methods for children.
alt.parenting.twins-triplets    The issues of raising twins & other multiples.
alt.parents-teens    Parent-teenager relationships.
alt.party        Parties, celebration and general debauchery.
alt.pave.the.earth    Damn the environmentalists, full speed ahead!
alt.peace        Political, social and philosophical talk of world peace.
alt.peace-corps        The works of the Peace Corps.
alt.peeves        Discussion of peeves & related.
alt.penguin-fetish.recovery    This one's for you, Alun.
alt.periphs.pcmcia    Credit card sized plug in peripherals (PCMCIA, JEDIA).
alt.personals        Do you really want to meet someone this way?
alt.personals.ads    Geek seeks Dweeb. Object: low-level interfacing.
alt.personals.aliens    Looking for out-of-this-world love.
alt.personals.bi    Personals by or seeking bisexuals.
alt.personals.big-folks    Romance for large people.
alt.personals.bondage    Are you tied up this evening?
alt.personals.fags    Use alt.personals.motss instead.
alt.personals.fat    Romance for fat people.
alt.personals.fetish    Romance for object-oriented people.
alt.personals.herpes    Contacting people with herpes.
alt.personals.intercultural    Sometimes the twain can meet.
alt.personals.intergen    Where the old meet the young.
alt.personals.jewish    Advertising for romance with Jewish people.
alt.personals.misc    Dweeb seeks Geek. Object: low-level interfacing.
alt.personals.motss    Romance for gay people.
alt.personals.phone    Personal ads from people with voice mail systems.
alt.personals.poly    Hi there, do you multiprocess?
alt.personals.psychedelic    Looking for other drug users.
alt.personals.spanking    Oedipus gives this group a thumbs up.
alt.personals.spanking.punishment    In search of bad butt burn.
alt.personals.tall    Romance for tall people.
alt.personals.teen    Teen personal ads and e-mail-me ads.
alt.personals.transgendered    People seeking TV/TS friends.
alt.personals.universities.csu.sacramento    PSP at Cal State Sacramento.
alt.pets.ferrets    Ferrets and the people who love them.
alt.pets.hamsters    Make that wheel go 'round.
alt.pets.parrots.african-grey    Distant relative of the Norwegian Blue.
alt.pets.prairie-dogs    Keeping prairie dogs as companions.
alt.pets.rabbits    Coneys abound. See also alt.fan.john-palmer.
alt.pets.rodents    All species of pet rodent.
alt.ph.uk        United Kingdom version of alt.2600.
alt.philosophy.debate    Back to basics.
alt.philosophy.objectivism    A product of the Ayn Rand corporation.
alt.philosophy.taoism    All aspects of Taoism.
alt.philosophy.zen    Meditating on how the alt.* namespace works.
alt.phreaking        All about stealing phone service.
alt.pinecone        The heart of camp arts & crafts.
alt.pizza.delivery.drivers    Leadfoot Larry.
alt.planning.transportation    Transportation planning issues and techniques.
alt.planning.urban    Urban development.
alt.politics.british    Politics and a real Queen, too.
alt.politics.bush    The politics of shrubbery.
alt.politics.clinton    President Bill Clinton.
alt.politics.correct    A Neil Bush fan club.
alt.politics.datahighway    Electronic interstate infrastructure.
alt.politics.democrats.d    U.S. Democratic party.
alt.politics.ec        The European economic community.
alt.politics.economics    War == Poverty, & other discussions.
alt.politics.elections    All about the process of electing leaders.
alt.politics.equality    An oxymoron.
alt.politics.europe.misc    The general political situation in Europe.
alt.politics.greens    Green party politics & activities worldwide.
alt.politics.harry-browne    Libertarian Harry Browne for US president.
alt.politics.homosexuality    As the name implies.
alt.politics.immigration    All issues related to immigration.
alt.politics.jaffo    Six hectares long.
alt.politics.korea    A forum for Korean politics. (Moderated)
alt.politics.libertarian    The libertarian ideology.
alt.politics.libertarian.gay    Individual liberty and gay/lesbian/bi issues.
alt.politics.media    How the mass media is involved in shaping politics.
alt.politics.nationalism.black    About an individual nation just for blacks.
alt.politics.nationalism.white    About White Supremacy.
alt.politics.org.batf    Politics of the U.S. firearms (etc.) regulation agency.
alt.politics.org.cia    The United States Centrial Intelligence Agency.
alt.politics.org.fbi    The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation.
alt.politics.org.misc    Political organizations.
alt.politics.org.nsa    The ultrasecret security arm of the US government.
alt.politics.org.un    Politics at the "United" Nations.
alt.politics.perot    Discussion of the non-candidate.
alt.politics.radical-left    Who remains after the radicals left?
alt.politics.reform    Political reform.
alt.politics.sex    Not a good idea to mix them, sez Marilyn & Profumo.
alt.politics.socialism.mao    Maoist thought in theory and practice.
alt.politics.socialism.trotsky    Trotskyite socialism discussions.
alt.politics.usa.congress    Discussions relating to U.S. House and Senate.
alt.politics.usa.constitution    U.S. Constitutional politics.
alt.politics.usa.misc    Miscellaneous USA politics.
alt.politics.usa.newt-gingrich    Discussion of House Speaker Gingrich.
alt.politics.usa.republican    Discussions of the USA Republican Party.
alt.politics.white-power    People who believe in White Supremacy.
alt.politics.youth    Discussions about youth politics.
alt.polyamory        For those with multiple loves.
alt.pootergeek.lesbian    For Pootergeeks and their friends.
alt.postmodern        Postmodernism, semiotics, deconstruction, and the like.
alt.president.clinton    Will the CIA undermine his efforts?
alt.prisons        Can I get an alt.* feed in the slammer?.
alt.privacy        Privacy issues in cyberspace.
alt.privacy.anon-server    Issues surrounding programs that aid anonymity.
alt.privacy.clipper    The USA administration's Clipper encryption plan.
alt.private.investigator    Digging up the dirt.
alt.projectmng        Managing projects.
alt.prophecies.nostradamus    Mystic verse.
alt.prose        Use rec.arts.prose instead.
alt.psst.hoy        Psst, buddy.  Wanna buy a hoy?
alt.psychoactives    Better living through chemistry.
alt.psychology        Use sci.psychology.misc instead.
alt.psychology.help    An alt.support group away from home.
alt.psychology.jung    Discussion of works & theories of Carl Jung.
alt.psychology.mindmachine    Light/sound/electrostim technology.
alt.psychology.nlp    Neuro-linguistic programming.
alt.psychology.personality    Personality taxonomy, such as Myers-Briggs.
alt.psychology.transpersonal    Transpersonal psychology.
alt.psychotic.roommates    Single white female seeks roommate.
alt.pub.coffeehouse.amethyst    Realistic place to meet and chat with friends.
alt.pub.kacees        Your cyberspace friendly bar...come on in!
alt.pud            "Discussion of the TFiLE PuD!@#@#!@$!"   Whatever.
alt.pulp        Paperback fiction, newsprint production, orange juice.
alt.punk        Punk rock and its surrounding culture.
alt.punk.europe        The punk rock scene in Europe.
alt.punk.straight-edge    Not shaving eyebrows, but the sXe movement.
alt.ql.creative        Quantum Leap fiction for the typographically challenged.
alt.quotations        Quotations, quips, .sig lines, witticisms, et al.
alt.radio.college    Use rec.radio.noncomm instead.
alt.radio.digital    Digital radio signals.
alt.radio.networks.cbc    Radio programming by the Canadian Broadcasting Corp.
alt.radio.networks.npr    U.S. National Public Radio: shows, stories, hosts, etc.
alt.radio.paul-harvey    Radio storyman Paul Harvey.
alt.radio.pirate    Hide the gear, here comes the magic station-wagons.
alt.radio.scanner    Use rec.radio.scanner instead.
alt.radio.scanner.uk    Use uk.radio.amateur instead.
alt.radio.talk        Radio talk and call-in shows.
alt.radio.uk        Radio in the United Kingdom.
alt.radio.uk.talk-radio    Talk radio (call-in) programmes in the British Isles.
alt.railroad        Use misc.transport.rail.misc instead.
alt.random.noise    Bitstream Underground's Random Noise.
alt.rap            Use rec.music.hip-hop instead.
alt.rap-gdead        Fans of The Grateful Dead and Rap. Really.
alt.rave        Techno-culture: music, dancing, drugs, dancing, etc.
alt.realtor.relocation    Realtors helping with long moves.
alt.rec.camping        Use rec.backcountry instead.
alt.rec.hovercraft    Recreational hovercraft discussion.
alt.recovery        For people in recovery programs (e.g., AA, ACA, GA).
alt.recovery.aa        Recovery and Alcoholics Anonymous.
alt.recovery.addiction.sexual    Recovering sex addicts.
alt.recovery.adult-children    For adults from dysfunctional families.
alt.recovery.catholicism    Getting over a Roman Catholic upbringing.
alt.recovery.clutter    Getting over a cluttering/messiness problem.
alt.recovery.codependency    Mutually destructive relationships.
alt.recovery.compulsive-eat    Food is an addictive drug.
alt.recovery.na        Recovery and Narcotics Anonymous.
alt.recovery.panic-anxiety.self-help    Self-help for panic recovery.
alt.recovery.religion    The twelve steps from the Ten Commandments.
alt.religion.all-worlds    Grokking the Church of All Worlds from Heinlein's book.
alt.religion.angels    Belief in angels.
alt.religion.asatru    No description.
alt.religion.broadcast    It's legal but not necessarily proper.
alt.religion.buddhism.nichiren    Nichiren believers unite.
alt.religion.buddhism.nkt    Buddhist sect New Kadampa Tradition (NKT).
alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan    The teachings of Buddha as studied in Tibet.
alt.religion.christian    Unmoderated forum for discussing Christianity.
alt.religion.christian-teen    Discussion area for Christian teens.
alt.religion.christian.20-something    Discussion for the Twentysomething.
alt.religion.christian.anabaptist.brethren    No description.
alt.religion.christian.boston-church    The international Church of Christ.
alt.religion.christian.calvary-chapel    No description.
alt.religion.christian.last-days    In anticipation of Christ's 2nd coming.
alt.religion.computers    Tiresome technical tirades.
alt.religion.course-miracle    A Course in Miracles (ACIM).
alt.religion.druid    Druids and their ideas, practices, and beliefs.
alt.religion.eckankar    Eckankar, the religion of the Light and Sound of God.
alt.religion.gnostic    Unmoderated group like soc.religion.gnostic.
alt.religion.goddess    Perspectives on goddess worship & women's spirituality.
alt.religion.islam    Unmoderated group like soc.religion.islam.
alt.religion.kibology    He's Fred, Jim.
alt.religion.louis-nick    Worship in the Church of Lou.
alt.religion.monica    Discussion about net-venus Monica and her works. (Moderated)
alt.religion.mormon    Mormon religion.
alt.religion.mormon.fellowship    More Mormon religion.
alt.religion.rabbet    The Rabbet sect.
alt.religion.scientology    L. Ron Hubbard's Church of Scientology.
alt.religion.scientology.squick.squick.squick    The sacred Three Squick.
alt.religion.scientology.xenu    The Galactic Overlord of Scientology (OT III).
alt.religion.sexuality    The politics of sexuality and religion.
alt.religion.shamanism    Use soc.religion.shamanism instead.
alt.religion.unification    Discussion of Unificationism.
alt.religion.universal-life    Universal Life Church.
alt.religion.urantia-book    Discussions about the Urantia Book.
alt.religion.vaisnava    Discussion of the Vaisnava spiritual tradition.
alt.religion.watchtower    Watchtower/JW discussion group. (Moderated)
alt.religion.wicca    No description.
alt.relocate        Setting up a new home in a far away place.
alt.restaurants        Use rec.food.restaurants instead.
alt.retribution        Use alt.flame instead.
alt.revenge        Two wrongs trying to make a right.
alt.revisionism        "It CAN'T be that way 'cause here's the FACTS".
alt.revolution.american.second    Jeffersonian dreams.
alt.revolution.counter    Discussions of counter-revolutionary issues.
alt.rhode_island    A little state with apparently world wide interest.
alt.rock-n-roll        Counterpart to alt.sex and alt.drugs.
alt.rock-n-roll.acdc    Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
alt.rock-n-roll.aerosmith    Lead singer looks like an ugly lady.
alt.rock-n-roll.classic    Classic rock, both the music and its marketing.
alt.rock-n-roll.hard    Music where stance is everything.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal    For the headbangers on the net.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.death    "Death metal" and newgroup overkill.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.gnr    "Axl Rose" is an anagram for "Oral Sex".
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.groove    Groove-oriented stoner metal.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.heavy    Non-sissyboy metal bands.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.ironmaiden    Sonic torture methods.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.megadeth    The band Megadeth.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.metallica    Sort of like Formica with more hair.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.motley-crue    The music of Motley Crue.
alt.rock-n-roll.metal.progressive    Slayer teams up with Tom Cora.
alt.rock-n-roll.oldies    Discussion of rock and roll music from 1950-1970.
alt.rock-n-roll.stones    Gathering plenty of moss by now.
alt.rodney-king        Riot catalyst.
alt.romance        Discussion about the romantic side of love.
alt.romance.chat    Chit chat about romance, often silly.
alt.romance.mature-adult    Discussions and personals for mature adults.
alt.romance.online    Love over the wire - does it work?
alt.romance.teen    Talk about teen love and infatuations.
alt.romance.unhappy    alt.angst on the run.
alt.rush-limbaugh    Fans of the conservative activist radio announcer.
alt.rv            Rotten varmints or recreational vehicles, you decide.
alt.sailing.asa        The American Sailing Association.
alt.sailing.pbsa    Hey Sailor.
alt.satanism        Not such a bad dude once you get to know him.
alt.satellite.tv.australasia    Satellite TV in the Asia/Pacific region.
alt.satellite.tv.crypt    Satellite signal de-cryption techniques.
alt.satellite.tv.europe    All about European satellite tv.
alt.satellite.tv.forsale    TV satellite systems wanted or forsale.
alt.save.the.earth    Environmentalist causes.
alt.sb.programmer    Programming the Sound Blaster PC sound card.
alt.school.homework-help    Looking for assistance with schoolwork.
alt.sci.joe-bay        The "b" stands for "bargain!"
alt.sci.mbe        No description.
alt.sci.physics.acoustics    The soundness of the science of sound.
alt.sci.physics.new-theories    Scientific theories you won't find in journals.
alt.sci.planetary    Studies in planetary science.
alt.sci.sociology    People are really interesting when you watch them.
alt.sci.tech.indonesian    Science and technology in Indonesia.
alt.sci.time-travel    Theory of time travel.
alt.scooter        Motor scooters, like Vespas, Lambrettas, etc.
alt.scottish.clans    Discussions about Scottish Clans.
alt.security        Security issues on computer systems.
alt.security.alarms    Discussion of Home/Business/Vehicle security alarms.
alt.security.espionage    Espionage, intelligence, and tradecraft.
alt.security.index    Pointers to good stuff in alt.security. (Moderated)
alt.security.pgp    The Pretty Good Privacy package.
alt.security.terrorism    Terrorism -- the bomb, the bullet, and the blade.
alt.security.terrorism.atlanta    The Bomb the rocked Olympics '96.
alt.security.terrorism.flight800    TWA Flight 800 over Long Island.
alt.seduction.fast    The story of television.
alt.sega.genesis    Another addiction.
alt.self-esteem        Discussing self-esteem improvement and help.
alt.self-improve    Self-improvement in less than 14 characters.
alt.sewing        A group that is not as it seams.
alt.sex            Postings of a prurient nature.
alt.sex.advocacy    Debating the pros and cons of sex.
alt.sex.aliens        How to make the most of your UFO abduction.
alt.sex.alt.syntax.tactical    No description.
alt.sex.aluminum.baseball.bat    Ouch.
alt.sex.anal        Sexual acts involving the anus.
alt.sex.animals        Possibly animal husbandry, but I doubt it.
alt.sex.asphyx        People who enjoy suffocation.
alt.sex.balls        Ben-wa, beach, tea, soccer, Lucille ... testicles too.
alt.sex.bears        Hairy homosexual men.
alt.sex.beer-bottle    For phallic fantasies.
alt.sex.ben-mesander    Silly [e-mail], tricks are for kids.
alt.sex.bestiality    Happiness is a warm puppy.
alt.sex.bestiality.barney    For people with big, purple newt fetishes.
alt.sex.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape    That little squeek they make is so cute.
alt.sex.bestiality.pictures    Pictures of bestial acts.
alt.sex.biblical    NEWS FLASH: ancient people did it mostly the same way.
alt.sex.bondage        Tie me, whip me, make me read the net!
alt.sex.bondage.furtoonia    A new marketplace competitor for Fruitopia.
alt.sex.bondage.particle.physics    Whatever spins your electrons.
alt.sex.bondage.sco.unix    For frustrated SCO users.
alt.sex.boredom        Excuse me while I turn the page.
alt.sex.boys        Discussing attraction to boy children.
alt.sex.breast        Discussions about female breasts -- big and small.
alt.sex.breathless    See alt.sex.asphyx.
alt.sex.brothels    All about cathouses.
alt.sex.cancel        All posts to this group will be cancelled.
alt.sex.carasso        Where Carasso's SO is himself.
alt.sex.cd-rom        I dunno, that's a pretty small hole in the middle.
alt.sex.children    Discussing attraction to children.
alt.sex.cthulhu        It's amazing what tentacles can do.
alt.sex.cu-seeme    Phone sex with a real time Internet visual aid.
alt.sex.disney        Mickey, Minney --- you know.
alt.sex.doom.with-sound    Ask [e-mail] what this is about.
alt.sex.drew-hamilton    Canadian college boys amuse themselves.
alt.sex.dylan        No description.
alt.sex.enemas        Cleansing the bowels as an erotic act.
alt.sex.erotica        Literary or artistic works with a sexual theme.
alt.sex.erotica.market.place    Use alt.sex.erotica.marketplace.
alt.sex.erotica.marketplace    The business of sex.
alt.sex.escorts.ads    Looking for personal escorts.
alt.sex.escorts.ads.d    Discussion of personal escort advertisements.
alt.sex.exhibitionism    So you want to be a star.
alt.sex.extropians    No descriptipn.
alt.sex.fat        Rollin' with the rolly polly.
alt.sex.femdom        Discussions about female dominant relationships.
alt.sex.fencing        Sword play or containment systems, take your pick.
alt.sex.fetish.amputee    Sexual attraction to missing body parts.
alt.sex.fetish.barbie    Lusting after unnatural body forms.
alt.sex.fetish.boyfeet    Worshipping the feet of male children.
alt.sex.fetish.cost.benefit.analysis    Sex for the bean counters.
alt.sex.fetish.cost.benifit.analysis    Sex for bean counters who can't spell.
alt.sex.fetish.diapers    They're dry and secure all day, too.
alt.sex.fetish.dirty.used.q-tips    It's an ear thing.
alt.sex.fetish.drew-barrymore    Keen on ET's star child, all grown up.
alt.sex.fetish.drmellow    No description.
alt.sex.fetish.fa    Rollin' with the rolly polly.
alt.sex.fetish.fashion    Rubber, leather, chains, and other fetish clothing.
alt.sex.fetish.feet    Kiss them. Now.
alt.sex.fetish.feet.toes.opps    We like opps' toes.
alt.sex.fetish.giants    Arousal caused by very big people.
alt.sex.fetish.hair    Hair, hair, everywhere. Palms even.
alt.sex.fetish.hermunen    We just _love_ Hannakaisa, She's Soooo sexy.
alt.sex.fetish.jello    Sticky and almost fluid ... hmm.
alt.sex.fetish.kitty.litter    At least you don't have that smell afterward.
alt.sex.fetish.motorcycles    Motorcycles as sex objects.
alt.sex.fetish.orientals    The mysteries of Asia are a potent lure.
alt.sex.fetish.panties    People stimulated by panties.
alt.sex.fetish.peterds.momma    Peter D's momma sure is something.
alt.sex.fetish.power-rangers.kimberly.tight-spandex    Need we say more?
alt.sex.fetish.robots    This is for you robot types.
alt.sex.fetish.sailor-moon    Sexy Serena and friends.
alt.sex.fetish.scat    People excited by excrement.
alt.sex.fetish.size    For discussion & posting of fantasies related to size.
alt.sex.fetish.sleepy    Like necrophilia without being quite so macabre.
alt.sex.fetish.smoking    Discussion of smoking as a sexual fetish.
alt.sex.fetish.sportswear    For those with a fetish about sports clothes.
alt.sex.fetish.startrek    Illogical yet fascinating Star Trek lust.
alt.sex.fetish.the-bob    The BOB(c) fetishes; The BOB(c) in drag.
alt.sex.fetish.tickling    Laughter is the best foreplay.
alt.sex.fetish.tinygirls    The potent powers of the petite.
alt.sex.fetish.tongue    Ooooooo suck my tongue.
alt.sex.fetish.trent-reznor    Trent "NIN" Reznor's screaming slaves.
alt.sex.fetish.waifs    Arousal by young, underweight people.
alt.sex.fetish.watersports    They don't mean hottub polo.
alt.sex.fetish.wet-and-messy    Sploshing, food, mud and other messy fetishes.
alt.sex.fetish.white-mommas    People who dig covering a women with White-Out.
alt.sex.fetish.wrestling    Rough-housing for sexual kicks.
alt.sex.fetish.x-men    Erotic pictures of the X-men.
alt.sex.fetishes.sleepy    Use alt.sex.fetish.sleepy instead.
alt.sex.first-time    What was your first time like?
alt.sex.fish        Always wet.
alt.sex.furry        Peaches, crew cuts, tennis balls, whatever.
alt.sex.gangbang    Tonight's movie: 20000 convicts in the hood & a woman.
alt.sex.girl.watchers    Use alt.sex.voyeurism instead.
alt.sex.girls        Discussing sexual attraction to girl children.
alt.sex.glory-holes.sites    'Various Public "Glory-Holes"' it said.  Ewww.
alt.sex.graphics    Use alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* instead.
alt.sex.guns        Fuel for the pornography-incites-violence debate.
alt.sex.hello-kitty    Why are there so few, hot, exhibitionist, S&M pussies?
alt.sex.historical    Tracking the changing sexual mores of human society.
alt.sex.homosexual    Homosexual relations.
alt.sex.incest        Discussing the issues of intra-family sexual relations.
alt.sex.intergen    Robbing the cradle and the grave.
alt.sex.jesus        Calling His name.
alt.sex.joey.loves.sheep    I love chocolate ice cream.  What's it to you?
alt.sex.jp        Discussion on sex with people with the initials J.P.
alt.sex.kinky.chicago    That's "Sexual Perversity in Chicago" to you, bub.
alt.sex.leri        No description.
alt.sex.magazines    Discussions of magazines with sticky pages.
alt.sex.marsha-clark    Passion for the prosecutor.
alt.sex.masterbation    Self-satisfaction for people who can't spell.
alt.sex.masturbation    Where one's SO is oneself.
alt.sex.masturbation.pictures.female.teen    Probably illegal traffic.
alt.sex.midgets        Sex with unusually short people.
alt.sex.motss        Jesse Helms would not subscribe to this group.
alt.sex.movies        Discussing the ins and outs of certain movies.
alt.sex.mud.darkover.asmodean    Asmodean, God of Fuck.
alt.sex.mud.sojourn-diku    No description.
alt.sex.mythical    Penthouse Letters.
alt.sex.nasal-hair    Get the trimmers, that stuff is gross.
alt.sex.necrophilia    Dead people as stimulus.
alt.sex.nfs        The pleasures and complications of remote mounting.
alt.sex.nudels.me.too    No description.
alt.sex.oral        Not involving sound.  Void where prohibited by law.
alt.sex.orgy        Discussion of orgies and group sex.
alt.sex.parper        For all your parpering needs, kind sir.
alt.sex.pedophilia    Discussing the issues around attraction to children.
alt.sex.pedophilia.boys    The issues around attraction to boy children.
alt.sex.pedophilia.girls    The issues around attraction to girl children.
alt.sex.pedophilia.pictures    Almost certainly illegal traffic.
alt.sex.pedophilia.swaps    Almost certainly illegal traffic.
alt.sex.phone        Sex on the line.
alt.sex.pictures    Gigabytes of copyright violations.
alt.sex.pictures.d    Discussion of gigabytes of copyright violations.
alt.sex.pictures.female    Copyright violations featuring mostly females.
alt.sex.pictures.male    Copyright violations featuring mostly males.
alt.sex.plushies    Plush Sex: Strategically Placed Holes.
alt.sex.pre-teens    Discussing the sexuality of pre-teen people.
alt.sex.prevost        Stop the insanity.
alt.sex.prom        The precursor to many a deflowering.
alt.sex.prostitution    The oldest profession.
alt.sex.reptiles    Possibly sex between reptiles, but probably with them.
alt.sex.safe        For the discussion and encouragement of safe sex.
alt.sex.senator-exon    Exon does the nasty. We have proof!
alt.sex.services    The oldest profession.
alt.sex.sgml        Markup languages as a sexual tool.
alt.sex.sheep.baaa.baaa.baaa.moo    What's this? Bleats me!
alt.sex.skydiving.bondage    Agh, I can't reach the rip cord!
alt.sex.sm.fig        Sadism and masochism with mulberries.
alt.sex.snakes        Home of the Snake Cult.
alt.sex.snuff.cannibalism    The Snuff Film urban legend grows weirder.
alt.sex.sounds        Noises from the heat of passion.
alt.sex.spam        Roll your own joke for this one.
alt.sex.spanking    Bondage for beginners.
alt.sex.stories        For those who need it *NOW*.
alt.sex.stories.bondage    Erotic stories involving bondage/dominations.
alt.sex.stories.d    For those who talk about needing it *NOW*.
alt.sex.stories.gay    Erotic tales involving homosexuals.
alt.sex.stories.hetero    Stories featuring heterosexual sex.
alt.sex.stories.incest    Stories about intrafamily sex.
alt.sex.stories.moderated    Stories with sexual content. (Moderated)
alt.sex.stories.tg    No description.
alt.sex.strip-clubs    Discussion of strip clubs, exotic dancers, etc.
alt.sex.super-size    Sex talk for very large people and their admirers.
alt.sex.swingers    The promiscuous crowd.
alt.sex.tasteless    Insipid sex.
alt.sex.teddy-ruxpin    No description.
alt.sex.teens        The sexuality of teenagers.
alt.sex.telephone    Discussion of phone sex services.
alt.sex.toons        Cartoon sex.
alt.sex.toupee        The subtopics of alt.sex are becoming more and more odd.
alt.sex.trans        Sex lives of transsexuals.
alt.sex.ugly        Not all girls are beautiful, but we love the ugly too.
alt.sex.uncut        Sex with uncircumcised men.
alt.sex.unnatural-acts.jesse-helms    The senator should lighten up.
alt.sex.video-swap    No description.
alt.sex.voxmeet        Group sex via the telephone.
alt.sex.voyeurism    A lot of lurkers in this group.
alt.sex.wanted        Requests for erotica, either literary or in the flesh.
alt.sex.wanted.escorts.ads    Looking for escorts.
alt.sex.wanted.escorts.ads.d    No description.
alt.sex.wanted.models    Bet there are a lot of models beating a path to here.
alt.sex.wanted.thedavid    To streamline things a bit.
alt.sex.watersports    Not quite co-ed naked water polo.
alt.sex.weight-gain    Exploring the eroticism of feeding and being fed.
alt.sex.wizards        Questions for only true sex wizards.
alt.sex.young        The sexuality of young people.
alt.sex.zoophile    A euphemism for alt.sex.bestiality.
alt.sex.zoophilia    A euphemism for alt.sex.bestiality.
alt.sexual.abuse.recovery    Helping others deal with traumatic experiences.
alt.sexy.bald.captains    More Stardrek.
alt.sf4m        A group for forumites everywhere.  We know who you are.
alt.shared-reality.sf-and-fantasy    "Worlds Beyond" shared universe.
alt.shared-reality.startrek.klingon    Klingons: Blood, Honor and Tribbles.
alt.shenanigans        Practical jokes, pranks, randomness, etc.
alt.shoe.lesbians    A discussion for shoe lesbians and their friends.
alt.showbiz.gossip    A misguided attempt to centralise gossip.
alt.shut.the.hell.up.geek    Group for Usenet motto.
alt.silly-group.im-matt    I.M. Pei's little known bland brother.
alt.silly-group.persian    Rugs, cats, lambs, etc.
alt.silly.group.names.d    Eponymy.
alt.silly.little.newsgroup    With a silly.big.name.
alt.skate        Use rec.sport.skating.* instead.
alt.skate-board        Discussion of all apsects of skate-boarding.
alt.skate.figure    Use rec.sport.skating.ice.figure instead.
alt.skincare        Dermatology.
alt.skincare.acne    Fighting zits.
alt.skinheads        The skinhead culture/anti-culture.
alt.skinheads.moderated    The skinhead culture/anti-culture. (Moderated)
alt.skunks        Le pew.
alt.sl9            Crashing into Jupiter.
alt.slack        Posting relating to the Church of the Subgenius.
alt.smokers        Puffing on tobacco.
alt.smokers.cigars    From stogies to cubans.
alt.smokers.pipes    Briars, meerschaums, and calabashes.
alt.snail-mail        Mail sent on paper.  Some people still do that.
alt.snowmobiles        For bikers who don't like two wheels in snow and ice.
alt.society.anarchy    Societies without rulers.
alt.society.civil-liberty    Same as alt.society.civil-liberties.
alt.society.conservatism    Social, cultural, and political conservatism.
alt.society.fruitopia    Discord, but not Eris.
alt.society.futures    Musing on where we're all headed.
alt.society.generation-x    Lifestyles of those born 1960-early-1970s.
alt.society.labor-unions    Theory and practise of labor unions.
alt.society.mental-health    Keeping your marbles in the modern world.
alt.society.modern-life    Multi-disciplinary discussion of today's world.
alt.society.neutopia    A place to further the cause of peace and love.
alt.society.resistance    Ohm's law applied to social science.
alt.society.revolution    Espousing Jeffersonian ideals.
alt.society.sovereign    Independence in society.
alt.society.underwear    What's the big deal, anyway?
alt.society.zeitgeist    Adult discussion of current events, love, music.
alt.soft-sys.corel.draw    The Corel Draw graphics package.
alt.solar.photovoltaic    Generating voltage from the sun's energy.
alt.solar.thermal    Discussions of practical solar thermal energy use.
alt.solaris.x86        Sun's Solaris on Intel x86 compatible computers.
alt.soulmates        Richard Bach and his herculean odds.
alt.sources        Alternative source code, unmoderated. Caveat Emptor.
alt.sources.mac        Source code for Apple Macintosh computers.
alt.sources.wanted    Requests for source code.
alt.spam        What is that stuff that doth jiggle in the breeze?
alt.speech.debate    High school and collegiate debate and forensics.
alt.spirituality.circle    Spirituality from a personal/experiential vantage.
alt.spleen        Venting as a biological function.
alt.sport.basketball.nba.orl-magic    Use alt.sports.basketball.nba.orlando-magic.
alt.sport.basketball.pro.fantasy    Rotisserie league basketball.
alt.sport.bowling    In the gutter again.
alt.sport.bungee    Like alt.suicide with rubber bands.
alt.sport.darts        Look what you've done to the wall!
alt.sport.falconry    Hunting with birds of prey.
alt.sport.foosball    Table soccer and dizzy little men.
alt.sport.horse-racing    Run for the roses: breeding, betting on & racing horses.
alt.sport.horse-racing.systems    Horse race handicapping systems & strategies.
alt.sport.jet-ski    Discussion of personal watercraft.
alt.sport.lacrosse    The game of lacrosse.
alt.sport.lasertag    Indoor splatball with infrared lasers.
alt.sport.llama-tipping    Variant on old sport for those with no access to cows.
alt.sport.officiating    Being a referee.
alt.sport.paintball    Splat, you're it.
alt.sport.photon    Light amusement.
alt.sport.pool        Knock your balls into your pockets for fun.
alt.sport.racquetball    All aspects of indoor racquetball and related sports.
alt.sport.squash    With the proper technique, vegetables can go very fast.
alt.sport.street-hockey    Discussions of street hockey.
alt.sport.weightlifting    Use misc.fitness instead.
alt.sport.wrestling.amateur    Traditional Greco-Roman rasslin'.
alt.sports.badminton    Discussion about badminton.
alt.sports.baseball.atlanta-braves    Atlanta Braves major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.balt-orioles    Baltimore Orioles major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.bos-redsox    Boston Red Sox major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.calif-angels    California Angles major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.chi-whitesox    Chicago White Sox major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.chicago-cubs    Chicago Cubs major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.cinci-reds    Cincinnati Reds major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.cleve-indians    Cleveland Indians major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.col-rockies    Colorado Rockies major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.detroit-tigers    Detroit Tigers major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.fla-marlins    Florida Marlins major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.houston-astros    Houston Astros major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.kc-royals    Kansas City Royals major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.la-dodgers    Los Angeles Dodgers major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.minor-leagues    Minor league baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.mke-brewers    Milwaukee Brewers major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.mn-twins    Minnesota Twins major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.montreal-expos    Montreal Expos major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.ny-mets    New York Mets baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.ny-yankees    New York Yankees baeball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.oakland-as    Oakland As major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.phila-phillies    Philadelphia Phillies baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.pitt-pirates    Pittsburg Pirates major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.sd-padres    San Diego Padres major league baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.sea-mariners    Seattle Mariners major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.sf-giants    San Francisco Giants baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.stl-cardinals    St Louis Cardinals baseball talk.
alt.sports.baseball.texas-rangers    Texas Rangers major league baseball.
alt.sports.baseball.tor-bluejays    Toronto Blue Jays baseball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.college.big-5    Big 5 conference basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.ivy.penn    U of Pennsylvania (NOT Penn State!) basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.atlanta-hawks    Atlanta Hawks NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.boston-celtics    Boston Celtics NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.char-hornets    Charlotte Hornets NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.chicago-bulls    Chicago Bulls NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.clev-cavaliers    Cleveland Cavaliers NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.dallas-mavs    Dallas Mavericks NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.denver-nuggets    Denver Nuggets NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.det-pistons    Detroit Pistons NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.gs-warriors    Golden State Warriors NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.hou-rockets    Houston Rockets NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.ind-pacers    Indiana Pacers NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.la-clippers    Los Angeles Clippers NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.la-lakers    Los Angeles Lakers NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.miami-heat    Miami Heat NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.mil-bucks    Milwaukee Bucks NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.mn-wolves    Minnesota Timberwolves NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.nj-nets    New Jersey Nets NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.orlando-magic    Orlando Magic NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.phila-76ers    Philadelphia 76ers NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.phx-suns    Phoenix Suns NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.port-blazers    Portland Trailblazers NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.sa-spurs    San Antonio Spurs NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.sac-kings    Sacramento Kings NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.seattle-sonics    Seattle Sonics NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.tor-raptors    Toronto Raptors NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.utah-jazz    Utah Jazz NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.vanc-grizzlies    Vancouver Grizzlies NBA talk.
alt.sports.basketball.nba.wash-bullets    Washington Bullets NBA basketball.
alt.sports.basketball.pro.ny-knicks    New York Knicks NBA basketball talk.
alt.sports.college.acc    The Atlantic Coast Conference.
alt.sports.college.atl10    No description.
alt.sports.college.big-east    Discussions of college sports in the Big East.
alt.sports.college.big10    The Big 10 college athletic conference.
alt.sports.college.conference-usa    Conference USA college athletics.
alt.sports.college.ivy-league    Ivy League athletics.
alt.sports.college.michigan    Sports at Michigan colleges.
alt.sports.college.notre-dame    Notre Dame sports.
alt.sports.college.ohio-state    OSU Sports plus a whole lot more.
alt.sports.college.pac-10    Discussions of college sports in the Pac 10.
alt.sports.college.sec    Sports in the SEC athletic conference.
alt.sports.college.sec.kentucky    Sports at the University of Kentucky.
alt.sports.college.syracuse    Sports at Syracuse University.
alt.sports.college.utexas    Univerisity of Texas at Austin athletics.
alt.sports.darts    Dart throwing games.
alt.sports.football.arena    Arena football (US-style, not soccer).
alt.sports.football.college.fsu-seminoles    Florida U Seminoles football.
alt.sports.football.mn-vikings    Minnesota Vikings NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.oak-raiders    Oakland Raiders NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.ariz-cardinals    Arizona Cardinals NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.atl-falcons    Atlanta Falcons NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.baltimore    Baltimore's franchise NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.buffalo-bills    Buffalo Bills NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.car-panthers    Carolina Panthers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.chicago-bears    Chicago Bears NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.cinci-bengals    Cincinnati Bengals NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.cleve-browns    Cleveland Browns NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.dallas-cowboys    Dallas Cowboys NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.denver-broncos    Denver Broncos NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.detroit-lions    Detroit Lions NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.gb-packers    Green Bay Packers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.houston-oilers    Houston Oilers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.indy-colts    Indianapolis Colts NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.jville-jaguars    Jacksonville Jaguars NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.kc-chiefs    Kansas City Chiefs NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.la-raiders    Los Angeles Raiders NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.la-rams    Los Angeles Rams NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.miami-dolphins    Miami Dolphins NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.ne-patriots    New England Patriots NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.no-saints    New Orleans Saints NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.ny-giants    New York Giants NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.ny-jets    New York Jets NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.oak-raiders    Oakland Raiders.
alt.sports.football.pro.phila-eagles    Philadelphia Eagles NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.phoe-cardinals    Phoenix Cardinals NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.pitt-steelers    Pittsburgh Steelers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.sd-chargers    San Diego Chargers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.sea-seahawks    Seattle Seahawks NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.sf-49ers    San Francisco 49ers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.stl-rams    St. Louis Rams NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.tampabay-bucs    Tampa Bay Bucaneers NFL football talk.
alt.sports.football.pro.wash-redskins    Washington Redskins NFL football talk.
alt.sports.gymnastics    Gymnastic competitions.
alt.sports.hockey.ahl    No description.
alt.sports.hockey.echl    EC Hockey League.
alt.sports.hockey.fantasy    Rotisserie league ice hockey.
alt.sports.hockey.ihl    I Hockey League.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.boston-bruins    Boston Bruins NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.buffalo-sabres    Buffalo Sabres NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.chat    Use rec.sport.hockey instead.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.chi-blackhawks    Chicago Blackhawks NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.clgry-flames    Calgary Flames NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.col-avalanche    Colorado Avalanche NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.dallas-stars    Dallas Stars NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.det-redwings    Detroit Redwings NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.edm-oilers    Edmonton Oilers NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.fla-panthers    Florida Panthers NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.hford-whalers    Hartford Whalers NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.la-kings    Los Angeles Kings NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.mtl-canadiens    Montreal Canadiens NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.nj-devils    New Jersey Devils NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.ny-islanders    New York Islanders NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.ny-rangers    New York Rangers NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.ott-senators    Ottawa Senators NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.phila-flyers    Philadelphia Flyers NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.phx-coyotes    Phoenix Coyotes NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.pit-penguins    Pittsburgh Penguins NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.pitt-penguins    Use alt.sports.hockey.nhl.pit-penguins.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.que-nordiques    Quebec Nordiques NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.sj-sharks    San Jose Sharks NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.stl-blues    Saint Louis Blues NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.tor-mapleleafs    Toronto Maple Leafs NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.vanc-canucks    Vancouver Canucks NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.wash-capitals    Washington Captials NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.nhl.winnipeg-jets    Winnipeg Jets NHL hockey talk.
alt.sports.hockey.rhi    Some hockey league, maybe.
alt.sports.soccer.european    Football, European style.
alt.sports.soccer.european.uk    Footballs, British style.
alt.stagecraft        Technical theatre issues.
alt.starfleet.rpg    Starfleet role playing stories.
alt.starfleet.rpg.german    Playing "Starfleet" using German language.
alt.startrek.bajoran    The Star Trek alien race known as the Bajorans.
alt.startrek.borg    Galactic spam.
alt.startrek.cardassian    Cardassians in the Star Trek universe.
alt.startrek.creative    Stories and parodies related to Star Trek.
alt.startrek.creative.erotica    Lustful stories set in the Star Trek universe.
alt.startrek.klingon    AcK!  What is that thing on your head?!
alt.startrek.romulan    Romulans in the Star Trek universe.
alt.startrek.tos.trekmuse    The MUSE based on StarTrek, the Original Series.
alt.startrek.trill    Discussions about Trills and symbiosis.
alt.startrek.uss-amagosa    The Internet Star Trek Society.
alt.startrek.vulcan    Vulcans in the Star Trek universe.
alt.steinberg.cubase    Discussion of Cubase and Steinberg Products.
alt.stories.erotic    Use rec.arts.erotica instead.
alt.stories.incest    Storied about intrafamiliy sexual relationships.
alt.stupidity        Discussion about stupid newsgroups.
alt.stupidity.spatch    ...and bacon.
alt.sufi        Awakening to marriage of the sacred to everyday life.
alt.suicide.holiday    Talk of why suicides increase at holidays.
alt.super.nes        Use rec.games.video.nintendo instead.
alt.supermodels        Discussing famous & beautiful models.
alt.supermodels.cindy-crawford    House of Style's overexposed host.
alt.support        Dealing with emotional situations & experiences.
alt.support.abortion    Pro-choice advocates.
alt.support.abuse-partners    People with people who were abused.
alt.support.aids.partners    Discussion of AIDS among serodiscordant couples.
alt.support.anxiety-panic    Support for people who have panic attacks.
alt.support.arthritis    Helping people with stiff joints.
alt.support.asthma    Dealing with labored breathing.
alt.support.ataxia    Helping people who can't control muscle movements.
alt.support.attn-deficit    Attention Deficit Disorder.
alt.support.attn-deficit.mates    People in relationships with ADD/ADHD afflicted.
alt.support.big-folks    Sizeism can be as awful as sexism or racism.
alt.support.boy-lovers    Peer support for boy lovers.
alt.support.breast-implant    Discussion of breast implants.
alt.support.breastfeeding    Discussion & support for breastfeeding.
alt.support.cancer    Emotional aid for people with cancer.
alt.support.cancer.prostate    Helping men with prostate cancer.
alt.support.cerebral-palsy    Cerebral Palsy support.
alt.support.childfree    Childless by choice support group.
alt.support.chronic-pain    Support group for those with chronic pain.
alt.support.crohns-colitis    Support for sufferers of ulcerative colitis.
alt.support.depression    Depression and mood disorders.
alt.support.depression.manic    Extremely serious depression problems.
alt.support.depression.seasonal    Depression that comes and goes.
alt.support.diabetes.kids    Support for kids w/diabetes and their families.
alt.support.diet    Seeking enlightenment through weight loss.
alt.support.diet.rx    Discussion of the use of anorectic drugs in obesity.
alt.support.disabled.artists    To promote creativity among disabled artists.
alt.support.disabled.sexuality    Sexual issues relating to disabled people.
alt.support.dissociation    For persons with dissociative disorders.
alt.support.divorce    Discussion of marital breakups.
alt.support.dwarfism    Support for unusually short people. (Moderated)
alt.support.dystonia    The cyberspace support group for dystonia.
alt.support.eating-disord    People over the edge about weight loss.
alt.support.endometriosis    Endometriosis support group.
alt.support.epilepsy    Epilepsy support.
alt.support.ex-cult    Recovering from religious cult experiences.
alt.support.food-allergies    Discussion group for people with food allergies.
alt.support.foster-parents    People who are foster parents.
alt.support.glaucoma    Support for and by people with glaucoma.
alt.support.grief    Support group for the grieving.
alt.support.grief.pet-loss    For those grieving the loss of their pet.
alt.support.headaches.migraine    Discussion of migraine and headache ailments.
alt.support.hearing-loss    Support group for hearing impaired.
alt.support.herpes    Discussing herpes.
alt.support.ibs        Support for sufferers of irritable bowel syndrome.
alt.support.inter-cystitis    The urinary tract disease interstitial cystitis.
alt.support.jaw-disorders    Discussion of jaw-disorders.
alt.support.jock-strap    Helping genitals cope.
alt.support.kidney-failure    Helping people deal with kidney problems.
alt.support.learning-disab    For individuals with learning disabilities.
alt.support.loneliness    It's not easy being green.
alt.support.marfan    Marfan syndrome support group.
alt.support.marriage    Discussion of the problems and joys of marriage.
alt.support.menopause    Helping women through menopause.
alt.support.mult-sclerosis    Living with multiple sclerosis.
alt.support.myasthe-gravis    Support for those affected by myasthemia gravis.
alt.support.non-smokers    Discussing issues relating to second-hand smoke.
alt.support.non-smokers.moderated    The dangers of secondhand smoke. (Moderated)
alt.support.obesity    Support/resources to treat obesity. (Moderated)
alt.support.ocd        For overcoming Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.
alt.support.ostomy    Support and resources for people with ostomies.
alt.support.pco        The endocrine disorder PCO, Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome.
alt.support.personality    Group for those with personality disorders.
alt.support.post-polio    Post Polio Syndrome discussion area.
alt.support.prostate.prostatitis    For individuals with prostatitis.
alt.support.schizophrenia    Mutual support for schizophrenics.
alt.support.short    Short people commiserate.
alt.support.shyness    Um, er, <blush>, well, maybe I will post, after all.
alt.support.single-parents    Single parenting solutions and support.
alt.support.sinusitis    Inflammation of the sinuses.
alt.support.skin-diseases    Psoriasis and other common skin afflictions.
alt.support.skin-diseases.psoriasis    Discussing the skin-disease psoriasis.
alt.support.sleep-disorder    For all types of sleep disorders.
alt.support.social-phobia    Helping Xenophobes.
alt.support.spina-bifida    Support for people dealing with Spina Bifida.
alt.support.step-parents    Dealing with step parents.
alt.support.stop-smoking    Getting over the nicotine addiction.
alt.support.stuttering    Support for people who stutter.
alt.support.survivors.prozac    Survivors of Prozac & all other SSRIs.
alt.support.tall    Issues of interest to tall people.
alt.support.telecommute    How to earn your keep with a fifteen foot commute.
alt.support.thyroid    People with thyroid gland problems.
alt.support.tinnitus    Coping with ringing ears and other head noises.
alt.support.tourette    Support for folks with Tourette's Syndrome.
alt.support.trauma-ptsd    Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
alt.support.turner-syndrom    Turner Syndrome support group.
alt.surfing        Riding the ocean waves.
alt.surfing.bodyboard    A mini-surfboard for playing in the ocean.
alt.surrealism        Surrealist ideologies and their influences.
alt.sustainable.agriculture    Such as the Mekong delta before Agent Orange.
alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork    The beginning of the end.
alt.sys.amiga.blitz    The Blitz Basic programming language.
alt.sys.amiga.demos    Code and talk to show off the Amiga.
alt.sys.amiga.thor    Group for the multipurpose offline reader THOR.
alt.sys.intergraph    Support for Intergraph machines.
alt.sys.mac.newuser-help    A forum for Macintosh users new to the internet.
alt.sys.pc-clone.acer    Acer computer systems.
alt.sys.pc-clone.dell    Dell computer systems.
alt.sys.pc-clone.gateway2000    A PC clone vendor.
alt.sys.pc-clone.micron    A PC clone vendor.
alt.sys.pc-clone.zeos    Zeos (Micron subsidiary) computer systems.
alt.sys.pdp10        The trusty old PDP 10.
alt.sys.pdp11        The trusty old PDP 11.
alt.sys.pdp8        The trusty old PDP  8.
alt.sys.perq        PERQ graphics workstations.
alt.sys.sun        Technical discussion of Sun Microsystems products.
alt.sysadmin.recovery    Getting over the trauma of system administration. (Moderated)
alt.taiwan.republic    Use soc.culture.taiwan instead.
alt.talk.esperanto    Diskutoj per la internacia lingvo.
alt.talk.korean        A lighthearted place for discussions concerning Koreans.
alt.talk.royalty    Discussion of royalty and nobility.
alt.talk.weather    General talk about the weather.
alt.tanya.shalayeva    Ask [e-mail].
alt.tarot        Your destiny is in the cards.
alt.tasteless        Truly disgusting.
alt.tasteless.jokes    Sometimes insulting rather than disgusting or humorous.
alt.tasteless.penis    Try putting some chocolate on it.
alt.tasteless.pictures    Use alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless instead.
alt.tech-support.recovery    Horror stories of technical support.
alt.technology.misc    Use sci.engr instead.
alt.teens        Teenagers.
alt.teens.penpals    For teens to advertise for/find penpals.  NO SEX ADS!
alt.teens.poetry.and.stuff    Use rec.arts.poems instead.
alt.teens.sexuality    Discussion for teens about sex & sex issues.
alt.telescopes.meade.lx200    Discussion of Meade's LX200 telescope.
alt.tennis        Use rec.sport.tennis instead.
alt.test        Alternative subnetwork testing.
alt.test.a        No description.
alt.test.big.al        He's so big he needs his own test group.
alt.test.d        Discussion about posts in alt.test.
alt.test.group        No description.
alt.test.ignore.yes.its.that.easy    Naming, however, is more challenging.
alt.test.my.new.group    Thank you for sharing.
alt.test.one        Hardly just one.
alt.test.only        Stop interrupting testing with discussion.
alt.test.test        Think, people!  How many test groups do we really need?
alt.test.two        This is getting ridiculous.
alt.test.yer.posts    Directions for people who find "alt.test" too confusing.
alt.testing.testing    Radio check.
alt.theosophy        Teaching about God & the world based on mystic insight.
alt.thinking.hurts    So don't do that.
alt.this.is.yet.another.test    You made your bed, lie in it.
alt.thought.southern    No description.
alt.thrash        Thrashlife.
alt.tinygirls        Like alt.sex.fetish.waifs.
alt.toon-pics        Use alt.binaries.pictures.cartoons instead.
alt.torture        Remarkably insightful group name.
alt.toys.gi-joe        Yo Joe! The G.I.Joe/Action Force action figures.
alt.toys.hi-tech    Optimus Prime is my hero.
alt.toys.lego        Use rec.toys.lego instead.
alt.toys.transformers    From robots to vehicles and back again.
alt.transgendered    Boys will be girls, and vice-versa.
alt.travel.canada    All about travelling to Canada.
alt.travel.road-trip    Ever go to Montreal for pizza --- from Albany?
alt.treasure.hunting    Finding lost riches.
alt.troll        The gentle art of trolling, on Usenet and beyond.
alt.true-crime        Criminal acts around the world.
alt.tv.3rd-rock        Discussion of the NBC Sitcom 3rd Rock From the Sun.
alt.tv.ab-fab        Discussion of the BBC TV comedy Absolutely Fabulous.
alt.tv.amer-gothic    American Gothic.
alt.tv.animaniacs    Steven Spielberg's Animaniacs!
alt.tv.animaniacs.pinky-brain    Discussing Pinky & the Brain cartoons (Narf).
alt.tv.babylon-5    Use rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5 instead.
alt.tv.barney        He's everywhere.  Now appearing in several alt groups.
alt.tv.baywatch        The world's #1 show, aka "Babewatch".
alt.tv.beakmans-world    Some sort of science and comedy show.
alt.tv.beauty+beast    The Beauty and the Beast telly programme.
alt.tv.bh90210        Fans of "Beverly Hills 90210" TV show.
alt.tv.boston-common    NBC's "Boston Common" show.
alt.tv.brady-bunch    Here's the story of a lovely lady.
alt.tv.brisco-county    A western comedy adventure.
alt.tv.chicago-hope    Discussion of the TV Show Chicago Hope.
alt.tv.christy        Discussion of the TV show Christy and related issues.
alt.tv.comedy-central    Just what the hell is going on here?
alt.tv.commercials    Keep them on the boob tube and off the net.
alt.tv.dark_shadows    For the fans that refuse to die.
alt.tv.dinosaurs    A live action animated sitcom.
alt.tv.dinosaurs.barney.die.die.die    Squish the saccharine newt.
alt.tv.discovery.canada    The Discovery Channel Canada discussion group.
alt.tv.duckman        The Duckman animated sitcom.
alt.tv.due-south    For the discussion of CTV's Due South.
alt.tv.due-south.creative    Fan fiction based on CTV's Due South.
alt.tv.earth2        Discussion of _Earth 2_ television series.
alt.tv.eek-the-cat    Fans of the television show Eek the Cat.
alt.tv.er        Discussion of the television show E.R.
alt.tv.forever-knight    The Forever Knight television programme.
alt.tv.frasier        Kelsey Grammer as Frasier.
alt.tv.friends        Discussion of NBC's comedy Friends.
alt.tv.game-shows    Just look at these wonderful prizes.
alt.tv.hermans-head    Fans of those inside (and outside) of Herman's Head.
alt.tv.highlander    There was only one, then a bad sequel, now a tv show.
alt.tv.home-imprvment    Discussions on the hit ABC sitcom Home Improvement.
alt.tv.homicide        A shotgun does an impressive job of destroying a TV.
alt.tv.ilovelucy    Oh Looocceeee, I'm ho-ome!
alt.tv.infomercials    30 minutes to sell you a vacuum hair cutting system.
alt.tv.kids-in-hall    The Kids in the Hall comedy skits.
alt.tv.kindred        Spirits.
alt.tv.knight-rider    Discussions about Knight Rider.
alt.tv.kungfu        "Kung-fu" and "Kung-fu, The Legend Continues".
alt.tv.law-and-order    The Law & Order television programme.
alt.tv.liquid-tv    Animated variety.
alt.tv.lois-n-clark    The new adventures of the man from Krypton, Superman.
alt.tv.lois-n-clark.fanfic    Fan fiction about Lois and Clark.
alt.tv.lost-in-space.danger.will-robinson.danger.danger.danger    Lost in Space.
alt.tv.mad-about-you    Some people really love their televisions.
alt.tv.magnum-pi    Tom Selleck stars as a hunky private investigator.
alt.tv.mash        Nothing like a good comedy about war and dying.
alt.tv.max-headroom    Blipverts will kill ya.
alt.tv.melrose-place    Cat fights and sleaziness, Wednesdays on FOX.
alt.tv.mission-imposs    Discussing all incarnations of Mission: Impossible.
alt.tv.mst3k        Hey, you robots! Down in front!
alt.tv.mtv        I want my MTV.
alt.tv.muppets        Miss Piggy on the tube.
alt.tv.murder-one    Discussion of the TV Series "Murder One".
alt.tv.mwc        "Married... With Children".
alt.tv.my-s-c-life    My So-Called Life and Operation Life Support.
alt.tv.networks.cbc    Shows on the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC).
alt.tv.newsradio    Discussion of the NBC sitcom Newsradio.
alt.tv.nick-at-nite    Nickelodeon tries to appeal to the Boomers.
alt.tv.nickelodeon    The first network for kids.
alt.tv.northern-exp    For the TV show with moss growing on it.
alt.tv.nowhere-man    The TV show "Nowhere Man" on US UPN stations.
alt.tv.nypd-blue    For fans of the NYPD Blue TV show.
alt.tv.party-of-five    Fans of Fox's Party of Five.
alt.tv.picket-fences    The Picket Fences show.
alt.tv.prisoner        The Prisoner television series from years ago.
alt.tv.public-access    Public access and community television.
alt.tv.quantum-leap.creative    Fanfiction relating to the show Quantum Leap.
alt.tv.real-world    Discussion of the MTV programme "The Real World".
alt.tv.reboot        Convincing 3-D animation.
alt.tv.red-dwarf    The British sci-fi/comedy show.
alt.tv.ren-n-stimpy    Some change from Lassie, eh?
alt.tv.road-rules    Road Rules, MTV series.
alt.tv.robotech        The Robotech animated SF TV series.
alt.tv.rockford-files    But he won't do windows.
alt.tv.roseanne        In all her glory.
alt.tv.saved-bell    Saved by the Bell, a sitcom for teens.
alt.tv.scott-bakula    For fans of TV/movie actor Scott Bakula.
alt.tv.sctv        SCTV (Second City TV) & alumni discussions.
alt.tv.seaquest        Deep sea adventures in the future.
alt.tv.seinfeld        A funny guy.
alt.tv.sentai        Live action Asian SF/Fantasy discussion, etc.
alt.tv.sesame-street    Sunny day.
alt.tv.silk-stalkings    USA's Silk Stalkings murder/mystery show.
alt.tv.simpsons        Don't have a cow, man!
alt.tv.simpsons.itchy-scratchy    The cartoon-within-a-cartoon.
alt.tv.sitcom        General discussion on TV situation comedies.
alt.tv.sliders        FOX's Sliders.
alt.tv.sliders.creative    Writing stories in the Slider's show environment.
alt.tv.snl        Saturday Night Live, older but not better.
alt.tv.space-a-n-b    Space: Above and Beyond.
alt.tv.sports        Sports on television.
alt.tv.star-trek.ds9    Deep Space 9.
alt.tv.star-trek.tos    The original Star Trek series.
alt.tv.star-trek.voyager    Another Star Trek universe show:  Voyager.
alt.tv.swatkats        No description.
alt.tv.talkshows.daytime    Babble.
alt.tv.talkshows.late    Late night wars on the major networks.
alt.tv.the-critic    FOX's animated series with Jon Lovmyself.
alt.tv.the-jihad    No description.
alt.tv.the-tick        SPOOON!!!
alt.tv.tiny-toon    Discussion about the "Tiny Toon Adventures" show.
alt.tv.tiny-toon.sex    Careful with that cel!
alt.tv.tv-nation    Some show called "TV Nation".
alt.tv.twin-peaks    Discussion about the popular (and unusual) TV show.
alt.tv.v        Discussion of the sci-fi phenomenon V.
alt.tv.vr5        V.R. 5.
alt.tv.wings        For Sandpiper Air Frequent Flyers.
alt.tv.wiseguy        A wise guy.
alt.tv.x-files        Extra-terrestrial coverup conspiracies.
alt.tv.x-files.creative    Creative writings for the The X-Files.
alt.tv.xena        No description.
alt.tv.xuxa        That Connie Dobbs clone, her tv show, and her double Xs.
alt.ufc            No description.
alt.ufo.reports        Use alt.paranet.ufo instead.
alt.union.iatse        A entertainment/information industries union.
alt.union.natl-writers    Publishing industry & labor movement.
alt.unix.wizards    Like comp.unix.wizards, only unmoderated.
alt.usa-sucks        Not like an Electolux.
alt.usage.english    English grammar, word usages, and related topics.
alt.usage.german    Questions and answers about the German language.
alt.usenet.kooks    I have a theory about why we have such crazy theories.
alt.usenet.manifestoes    Mission statements, purposes on the net. (Moderated)
alt.usenet.offline-reader    Getting your fix offline.
alt.usenet.offline-reader.forte-agent    Forte, Inc.'s Agent offline readers.
alt.usenet.reposts    Use alt.best.of.internet instead.
alt.utensils.spork    No, it's a foon!  Or a floorwax and dessert topping.
alt.uu.announce        Announcements of Usenet University.
alt.uu.comp.os.linux.questions    Usenet University helps with LINUX.
alt.uu.lang.esperanto.misc    Learning Esperanto at the Usenet University.
alt.uu.lang.russian.misc    Learning Russian at the Usenet University.
alt.uu.math.misc    Learning math at the Usenet University.
alt.uunet.anti-trust    Legal theories of Stephen Boursy.
alt.vacation.las-vegas    Everything you always wanted to know about Vegas.
alt.vampyres        Discussion of vampires and related writings, films, etc.
alt.video.dvd        Discussion of Digital Video Disk hardware and software.
alt.video.games.reviews    Reviews of video games.
alt.video.laserdisc    LD players and selections available for them.
alt.video.tape-trading    Trading of legally copied videos.
alt.videos.bootlegs    Illegally made tapes of commercial events.
alt.visa.us        Discussion/information on visas pertaining to US.
alt.war            Not just collateral damage.
alt.war.civil.usa    Discussion of the U.S. Civil War (1861-1865).
alt.war.vietnam        Discussion of all aspects of the Vietnam War.
alt.warez.ibm-pc    D00DZ in favour of pirating PC software.
alt.warez.ibm-pc.apps    D00DZ in favour of pirating PC applications.
alt.warez.ibm-pc.games    D00DZ in favour of pirating PC games.
alt.warez.ibm-pc.old    D00DZ in favour of pirating old PC software.
alt.waves        Tsunami.  Gesundheit.
alt.webedit        Use alt.html.editors.webedit instead. (Moderated)
alt.wedding        Use soc.couples.wedding instead.
alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die    Ensigns just get no respect.
alt.who.is.bob        Bob's not here.
alt.wholesale        Nobody else pays retail, why should you?
alt.windows.cde        The Common Desktop Environment.
alt.windows95        Use comp.os.ms-windows.* instead.
alt.winsock        Windows Sockets.
alt.winsock.programming    Programming Windows Sockets.
alt.winsock.trumpet    The Trumpet newsreader.
alt.wired        Wired Magazine.
alt.wolves        Discussing pure wolves.
alt.wolves.hybrid    Wolf-dogs and other crosses.
alt.women.attitudes    The different attitudes that women have.
alt.women.shesaid    Women-only discussion group. Not moderated.
alt.women.supremacy    Women's social status and general gender wars.
alt.www.hotjava        Discussions of Sun Microsystems's Java language.
alt.yoga        All forms and aspects of yoga.
alt.zen            It is.
alt.zima        A clear malt beverage, better with lime.
alt.zines        Small magazines, mostly noncommercial.