BRISBANE:- A city of 2 mil.people. Competes hard withSydney to be acclaimed the CORRUPTION capital of Aust.Unions are mostly subdued but if you wish to operate your business from here we suggest strongly that you join the NATIONAL PARTY. GOONDIWINDI: Gateway to theSth. via the Newell HighwayMost notable claim to fame being stable for the famousrace horse Gunsynd. PrimaryIndustry is it's life bloodbut has been known to delveinto Rascism to attract theoutside world of tourists. ROCKHAMPTON:- A prosperous provisional city cited on the banks of the Fitzroy River. Known as the beef capital of Australia. We'reextremely proud of our 19thcentury buildings situated in Quay st. and suggest youvisit whilst you're here. TOWNSVILLE:- This is the administrative, commercial,& manufacturing capital of North Queensland. Our busy port handles minerals, beefwool, sugar, and timber. A tropical climate assists inluring unsuspecting driversto our hotels, so watch outMount Isa:- The Isa is a company town with M.I.Minescontrolling our destiny. Ifyou have the right contactsvery good contracts can be obtained from here. If not take 5 minutes off and viewall of our great tourist attractions! But be good. AYERS ROCK:- The Rock as weare commonly called is not a city at all, it is reallyjust the end of a road somevery hard working men triedto build. Unfortunately it never did get finished, as after about 300k's of road,they hit a damm big boulderALICE SPRINGS:- Museums aredotted throughout the city,along with many art exibts.Despite the annoctations our name might conjure, we do not allow RAUNCHY women to participate in any form of athletic behaviour whichcould be misconstrued. KATHERINE: Yes another cityin the sticks with a femalename. It's not hard for us to read what our pioneers were thinking by the time they trekked here. During your stay you might wish topartake in the viewing of our horticultural wonders. DARWIN:- You are now in themost modern city in Ozz. The old one fell over when one of the buffalo passed wind in 1974. We boast one of the most cosmopolitan communities in Australia with over 50 ethnic groups represented. GOVE:- Is not really a cityit's a place in Arnhem LandNhulunbuy is the main town but Gove is easier to say. Bauxite is our main claim to fame and we have heaps, mined by the group Nabalco.We boast one of the best work enviroments in Ozz. BROOME:- Famous for our pearling industry, we now have the added industrial muscle of North-West Shelf Petroleum. Our climate and beaches are second to none.If you are here to sightseecould I suggest a visit to the old Japanese Cemetery. PORT HEDLAND:- We serve thePilbaro region, which is one of the worlds major mineral fields. Salt also is a major export earner. Ican recommend the fishing but unless your motherinlawis with you, I would not goswimming in the sea. PERTH:- Situated on the banks of the Swan River ourcity has the dubious honor of being the only capital to defend the Americas Cup on the water, in an event totally devoid of the Law Society. As a result we canproudly say; IT'S GONE. PORT AUGUSTA:- Situated at the head of Spencers Gulf. We're a vital supply centrefor the outback areas of the state. If you wish to sightsee I suggest HancocksLookout, but take care on the turn off road as it is dangerous when WET. ADELAIDE:- Situated on the banks of the Torrens River. Whilst in our lovely city You may wish to take in theall of the exciting action which takes place yearly. Yes; I'm talking about the Formula One circus. Sorry! I think it just left!. MILDURA:- You are now in the most densely populated rural production centre in Australia. Careful where you step: Seriously thoughit is rumored the Mafia usethis place to rest their defacto sons till the heatsoff. Long Live Italy. MELBOURNE:- You must be crazy coming here! The following is a list of all the points of this city etc. CANBERRA:- You have enteredthe hallowed territory of avery elite species. In 1908a disease known as politicswas diagnosed and found to be contagious. Anyone with the symptoms was moved herein the hope the climate mayrid the country of politicsSYDNEY:- This bustling cityscattered around what used to be the most beautiful harbour in the world, is tomany people, a perfect example of progress gone MAD. Enjoy your stay, but avoid, BEACHES, DARK ALLEYSNEEDLES, used CONDOMS, etc.Your vehicle has been laid up for a period of time. This may be because repairswere required or that your driver needed a break. In any case, could I suggest you get the damm thing out of here, so that others canutilize the space.
