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    0%Space, the final frontier.  These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.
    0%  Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life
    0%  and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
    0%    -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", Stardate 1512.2
    1%"What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?"
    1%    -- McCoy, "The Corbomite Maneuver", Stardate 1512.2
    2%"I'll save you, fair maiden."
    2%    -- Sulu, "The Naked Time", Stardate 1704.2
    3%"Sorry, neither!"
    3%    -- Uhura, "The Naked Time", Stardate 1704.2
    4%"Don't you think I'd shut if off if I could?!"
    4%    -- Uhura, "The Naked Time", Stardate 1704.2
    5%Kirk:  "You're not going to admit that, for the first time in your life, you
    5%  made a completely emotional decision based on desperation?"
    5%Spock: "No, sir."
    5%Kirk:  "Mister Spock, you're a stubborn man!"
    5%Spock: "Yes, sir."
    5%    -- Kirk and Spock, "The Galileo Seven", Stardate 2822.3
    6%"THE WOMEN!"
    6%    -- Spock, "The Menagerie", Stardate 3012.4
    7%"Captain Pike has illusion, and you have reality.  May you find your way
    7%  as pleasant."
    7%    -- The Keeper, "The Menagerie", Stardate 3012.4
    8%"There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder."
    8%    -- Spock, "A Taste Of Armageddon", Stardate 3192.1
    9%"You belong in a circus...right next to the dog-faced boy!"
    9%    -- Kirk, "This Side Of Paradise", Stardate 3417.3
   10%"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer."
   10%    -- McCoy, "The Devil In The Dark", Stardate 3196.1
   11%"We both guessed right.  Negotiations with the Klingon Empire on the verge of
   11%  breaking down.  Starfleet Command anticipates a surprise attack.  We are to
   11%  proceed to Organia, and take whatever steps are necessary to prevent the
   11%  Klingons from using it as a base."
   11%    -- Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate Unknown
   12%Kirk:  "Organia's description, Mister Spock."
   12%Spock: "Inhabited by humanoids, a very peaceful, friendly people, living on a
   12%  primitive level.  Little of intrinsic value, approximately Class D-Minus
   12%  on the Richter Scale of Cultures."
   12%    -- Kirk and Spock, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate Unknown
   13%Kirk:  "Another Armenia, Belgium..."
   13%Spock: "Sir?"
   13%Kirk:  "The weak innocents...they always seem to be located on the natural
   13%  invasion routes."
   13%    -- Kirk and Spock, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate Unknown
   14%Kirk:  "Well, we've been anticipating an attack.  I'd say what we've just
   14%  experienced very nearly qualifies."
   14%Spock: "Yes, it would seem to be an *unfriendly* act."
   14%    -- Kirk and Spock, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate Unknown
   15%"Automatic all-points relay from Starfleet Command, Captain.  Code One."
   15%    -- Uhura, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate Unknown
   16%Kirk:  "Well there it is...war.  We didn't want it, but we've got it."
   16%Spock: "Curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not
   16%  want."
   16%    -- Kirk and Spock, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate Unknown
   17%Spock: "Negotiating with the Organians will be time-consuming, Captain.  And
   17%  time is the one thing we'll have the least of."
   17%Kirk:  "Well, we won't get it by talking, Mister Spock."
   17%    -- Spock and Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate Unknown
   18%"The trigger's been pulled.  We have to get there before the hammer falls."
   18%    -- Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate Unknown
   19%"Captain's Log, Stardate 3198.4.  We have reached Organia and established
   19%  standard orbit.  No signs of hostile activities in this area."
   19%    -- Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   20%Kirk: "Mister Spock and I are going down to the planet's surface.  You will
   20%  be in command.  Your responsibility is to the *Enterprise*, not to us, is
   20%  that clear?"
   20%Sulu: "Perfectly, sir."
   20%Kirk: "A Klingon fleet is in this quadrant.  We know that Organia will be a
   20%  target.  If they should emerge..."
   20%Sulu: "We'll handle them, sir."
   20%Kirk: "You will *evaluate* the situation.  If there is a fleet of them,
   20%  you'll get out of here, Mister Sulu."
   20%Sulu: "But, uh, Captain--"
   20%Kirk: "No 'but's.  You'll get to safety and alert the fleet.  You will *not*
   20%  attack alone.  Mister Spock and I will be all right."
   20%Sulu: [Nods yes]
   20%    -- Kirk and Sulu, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   21%Kirk: "Mister Spock, let's you and I pay the Organians a visit."
   21%    -- Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   22%Kirk:  "You'd think they have people beaming down everyday."
   22%Spock: "Yes, curious lack of interest."
   22%    -- Kirk and Spock, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   23%Aelborne: "Welcome."
   23%Kirk:     "Reception committee?"
   23%Spock:    "It would seem so."
   23%    -- Aelborne, Kirk, and Spock, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   24%"You are our visitors.  Welcome, welcome."
   24%    -- Aelborne, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   25%Aelborne: "I am Aelborne."
   25%Kirk:     "I am Captain James T. Kirk, of the Starship Enterprise,
   25%  representing the United Federation of Planets.  This is my first officer,
   25%  Mister Spock."
   25%Aelborne: [To Spock]  "You're most welcome, my friend."
   25%    -- Aelborne and Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   26%Kirk:     "I would like to speak to someone in authority."
   26%Aelborne: "We, we don't have anybody in authority.  But I am the chairman of
   26%  the Council of Elders, perhaps I will do.
   26%    -- Kirk and Aelborne, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   27%"Gentlemen, my government has informed me that the Klingons are expected to
   27%  move against your planet, with the objective of making it a base of
   27%  operations against the Federation.  My mission, frankly, is to, uh, keep
   27%  them from doing that."
   27%    -- Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   28%Aelborne: "What you're saying, Captain, is that we seem to have a choice
   28%  between dealing with you or your enemies."
   28%Kirk:     "No, sir.  With the Federation, you have a choice.  You have none
   28%  with the Klingons.  The Klingons are a military dictatorship.  War is their
   28%  way of life.  Life under the Klingon rule would be very unpleasant."
   28%    -- Aelborne and Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   29%Kirk:     "We offer you protection."
   29%Aelborne: "We have no defenses, Captain, nor are any needed."
   29%    -- Kirk and Aelborne, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   30%Kirk:     "Gentlemen, I have seen what the Klingons do to planets like yours.
   30%  they are organized into vast slave labor camps.  No freedoms whatsoever.
   30%  your goods will be confiscated.  Hostages taken and killed.  Your leaders
   30%  confined.  You'd be far better on a penal planet, infinitely better off."
   30%Aelborne: "Captain, we see that your concern is genuine, and we are moved.
   30%  But again, we assure you that we are absolutely in no danger.  If anybody
   30%  is in danger, you are.  And that concerns us greatly.  It would be better
   30%  if you'd return to your ship as soon as possible."
   30%    -- Kirk and Aelborne, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   31%Kirk:     "You keep insisting that there's no danger, I keep assuring you
   31%  that there is.  Would you mind telling me--"
   31%Aelborne: "It is our way of life, Captain."
   31%Kirk:     "That's the first thing that will be lost!"
   31%    -- Kirk and Aelborne, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   32%"I'm a soldier, not a diplomat.  I can only tell you the truth."
   32%    -- Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   33%Spock: "Captain, our information on these people and their culture is not
   33%  correct.  This is not a primitive society making progress toward
   33%  mechanization.  They are totally stagnant.  There is no evidence of any
   33%  progress as far back as my tricorder can register."
   33%Kirk:  "That doesn't seem likely."
   33%Spock: "Nevertheless, it is true.  For tens of thousands of years, there's
   33%  been absolutely no advancement, no significant change in their physical
   33%  environments.  This is a laboratory specimen of an arrested culture."
   33%Kirk:  "Thank you, Mister Spock, that might be useful."
   33%    -- Spock and Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   34%"Gentlemen, I must get you to reconsider.  We can be of immense help to you.
   34%  In addition to military aid, we can send you specialists, technicians.  We
   34%  can show you how to feed a thousand people where one was fed before.  We
   34%  can help you builds schools, educate the young in the latest technological
   34%  and scientific skills.  Your public facilities are almost nonexistent.  We
   34%  can help you remake your world.  End disease, hunger, hardship.  All we ask
   34%  in return is that you let us help you.  Now..."
   34%    -- Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   35%"Aelborne, eight space vehicles have assumed space orbit around our
   35%  planet.  They are activating their material transmission units."
   35%    -- Trefayne, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   36%"Captain, since it is too late for you to escape, perhaps we should
   36%  do something about protecting you."
   36%    -- Aelborne, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   37%"Aelborne, several hundred men have appeared near the citadel.  They
   37%  bring many weapons."
   37%    -- Trefayne, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   38%Kirk:     "How does he know that?"
   38%Aelborne: "Oh, our friend Trefayne is really quite intuitive.  You can rest
   38%  assured that what he says is absolutely correct."
   38%    -- Kirk and Aelborne, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   39%Kirk:  "So, we're stranded here, in the middle of a Klingon occupation army."
   39%Spock: "So it would seem.  Not a very pleasant prospect."
   39%Kirk:  "You have a gift for understatement, Mister Spock.  It's not a very
   39%  pleasant prospect at all."
   39%    -- Kirk and Spock, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
   40%"Captain's Log, Stardate 3201.7.  Mister Spock and I are trapped on the
   40%  planet Organia, which is in the process of being occupied by the forces of
   40%  the Klingon empire.  The Organians have provided us with native clothing in
   40%  the hopes that we may be taken for Organians."
   40%    -- Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   41%Kor:      "This is the ruling council?"
   41%Aelborne: "I am Aelborne, temporary head of the council.  I bid you welcome."
   41%Kor:      "No doubt you do."
   41%    -- Commander Kor and Aelborne, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   42%"I am Kor, Military Governor of Organia."
   42%    -- Commander Kor, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   43%Kor:      [To Kirk]  "Who are you?"
   43%Aelborne: "Oh, he is Barona, one of our leading citizens."
   43%Kor:      "And he has no tongue?"
   43%Kirk:     "I have a tongue."
   43%Kor:      "Good.  You will be taught how to use it."
   43%    -- Kor, Aelborne, and Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   44%Kor:  "Where is your smile?"
   44%Kirk: "My what?"
   44%Kor:  "The *stupid*, idiotic smile everyone else seems to be wearing."
   44%    -- Commander Kor and Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   45%Kor:   "A Vulcan?  Do you also have a tongue?"
   45%Spock: "I am Spock, a dealer in kivas and trillium."
   45%Kor:   "You do not look like a storekeeper."
   45%    -- Commander Kor and Spock, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   46%Kor:  "Take this man.  Vulcans are members of the Federation, he may be a
   46%  spy."
   46%Kirk: "He's no spy!"
   46%    -- Commander Kor and Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   47%Kor:  "Well, have we a ram among the sheep?  You object to us taking him?"
   47%Kirk: "He's done nothing.  Nothing at all."
   47%Kor:  "Coming from an Organian, yours is practically an act of rebellion.
   47%  Very good."
   47%    -- Commander Kor and Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   48%Kor:  [To council]  "So you welcome me."  [To Kirk]  "Do you also welcome
   48%  me?"
   48%Kirk: "You are here, there's nothing I can do about it."
   48%Kor:  "Good, honest...hatred.  Very refreshing."
   48%    -- Commander Kor and Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   49%"However, it makes no difference whether you welcome me or not.  I am here
   49%  and I will stay.  You are now subjects of the Klingon Empire.  You will
   49%  find that there are many rules and regulations, they will be posted.
   49%  Violation of the smallest of them...will be punished by death."
   49%    -- Commander Kor, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   50%Kor:  "You disapprove, Barona."
   50%Kirk: "You need my approval?"
   50%Kor:  "I *'need'* your obedience.  Nothing more.  Will I have it?"
   50%Kirk: "You seem to be in command."
   50%Kor:  "Yes...I am."
   50%    -- Commander Kor and Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   51%"I don't trust men who smile too much."
   51%    -- Commander Kor, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   52%Kor:  "You, Barona.  You're the man."
   52%Kirk: "Me?  I don't want the job."
   52%Kor:  "Have I *asked* whether or not you want it?"
   52%    -- Commander Kor and Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   53%"We Klingons have a reputation for ruthlessness.  You will find that it is
   53%  deserved.  Should one Klingon soldier be killed, a thousand Organians will
   53%  die.  I will have order.  Is that clear?"
   53%    -- Commander Kor, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   54%Aelborne: "Commander, I assure you, our people want nothing but peace.  We
   54%  shall cause you no trouble."
   54%Kor: "I am sure you will not."
   54%    -- Aelborne and Commander Kor, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   55%Kirk: "What about Mister Spock?"
   55%Kor:  "You are concerned?"
   55%Kirk: "He is my friend."
   55%Kor:  "You have a poor choice of friends."
   55%    -- Kirk and Commander Kor, "Errand of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   56%"He will be examined.  If he is lying, he will die.  If he is telling the
   56%  truth, he will find that business has taken a turn for the worse."
   56%    -- Commander Kor, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   57%"You do not like to be pushed.  Very good.  You may be a man I can deal
   57%  with, Barona."
   57%    -- Commander Kor, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   58%Kor:  "Would you like to try our little truth-finder?"
   58%Kirk: "I don't understand it."
   58%Kor:  "It's a mind-sifter...or mind-ripper, depending on how much force is
   58%  used.  We can record every thought, every bit of knowledge in a man's mind.
   58%  Of course, when that much force is used, the mind is emptied...permanently,
   58%  I'm afraid.  What's left is more veg-e-table than human."
   58%Kirk: "And you are proud of this?"
   58%Kor:  "It is a tool.  A weapon.  Somewhat drastic, but very efficient.
   58%    -- Commander Kor and Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy, Stardate 3201.7
   59%Kirk:  "Are you sure you're all right?"
   59%Spock: "Perfectly, Barona.  But it was an interesting experience."
   59%    -- Kirk and Spock, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   60%Kor:  "In the meantime, keep the people in order."
   60%Kirk: "Or I will be killed."
   60%Kor:  "That is exactly right.  You will be killed."
   60%    -- Commander Kor and Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   61%Kirk:  "You didn't really think I was going to beat his head in, did you?"
   61%Spock: "I thought you might."
   61%Kirk:  "You're right."
   61%    -- Kirk and Spock, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   62%"It's a pleasure doing business with you, Mister Spock."
   62%    -- Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   63%"You were right, Mister Spock.  A most satisfactory display."
   63%    -- Kirk, "Errand Of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
   64%"I'm attempting to construct a mnemonic memory circuit, using stone
   64%  knives and bearskins."
   64%    -- Spock, "The City On The Edge Of Forever", Stardate 3134.0
   65%"I'm a doctor, not a psychiatrist."
   65%    -- McCoy, "The City On The Edge Of Forever", Stardate 3134.0
   66%"Let's get the hell out of here."
   66%    -- Kirk, "The City On The Edge Of Forever", Stardate 3134.0
   67%Kirk:  "Spock, comment."
   67%Spock: "Very bad poetry."
   67%    -- Kirk and Spock, "Catspaw", Stardate 3018.2
   68%Kirk:  "Well, at least we have them all together."
   68%Spock: "Fortuitous, Captain."
   68%    -- Kirk and Spock, "Catspaw", Stardate 3018.2
   69%Uhura: "It's a big galaxy, Mister Scott."
   69%Scott: "Aye."
   69%    -- Uhura and Scott, "Metamorphosis", Stardate 3219.4
   70%"I'm a doctor, not an escalator."
   70%    -- McCoy, "Friday's Child", Stardate 3497.2
   71%"'Oochy woochy coochy coo'?"
   71%    -- Spock, "Friday's Child", Stardate 3497.2
   72%"To coin a phrase...'fascinating'."
   72%    -- McCoy, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   73%"Leave her alone!"
   73%    -- Scott, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   74%"She's not going with you!"
   74%    -- Scott, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   75%"Besides, you stiff-necked thistle-head, you could've gotten yourself
   75%  killed."
   75%    -- Kirk, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   76%"Even for a god there's a point of no-return"
   76%    -- Apollo, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   77%"Spock's contaminating this boy, Jim."
   77%    -- McCoy, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   78%"Mister Chekov, I think you've earned your pay for the week."
   78%    -- Kirk, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   79%"Number One on our list of things to do."
   79%    -- McCoy, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   80%"All right, Mister!  You wanted worshippers?  You've got enemies!  You
   80%  wanted us to worship--"
   80%    -- Kirk, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   81%"Most mythology has its basis in fact."
   81%    -- Kirk, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   82%Apollo: "Approach me!"
   82%Kirk:   "We're busy!"
   82%    -- Apollo and Kirk, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   83%"We're tired of your phony fireworks!"
   83%    -- Kirk, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   84%"Please don't hurt them.  Please."
   84%    -- Lieutenant Palamas, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   85%Chekov: "Perhaps I can assist."
   85%Kirk:   "How old are you?"
   85%Chekov: "Twenty-two, sir."
   85%Kirk:   "Then I'd better handle it."
   85%    -- Chekov and Kirk, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   86%"All right, Lieutenant, you can come down from Mount Olympus now."
   86%    -- Kirk, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   87%Kirk:    "Lieutenant, you have your orders and your duty."
   87%Palamas: "Yes, sir.  My orders...and my duty."
   87%    -- Kirk & Lieutenant Palamas, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   88%Apollo:  "I am Apollo.  I've chosen you."
   88%Palamas: "I'm sure that's very flattering..."
   88%    -- Apollo and Lt. Palamas, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   89%"Love you?  Illogical.  I'm not some kind of shepherdess you can awe."
   89%    -- Lieutenant Palamas, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   90%"What the devil is that?"
   90%    -- McCoy, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   91%"Did I ask for so much?"
   91%    -- Apollo, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   92%"Take me.  Take me.  Take me..."
   92%    -- Apollo, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   93%"I wish we hadn't had to do this."
   93%    -- McCoy, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   94%"Would it have hurt us a little just to gather few laurel leaves?"
   94%    -- Kirk, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   95%[How can the Enterprise crew spend the rest of their lives on Apollo's
   95%  planet?]
   95%"Kill a deer!"
   95%    -- Apollo, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
   96%"'Doctor, if you don't cease your meddling, I will most certainly break
   96%  your neck!'
   96%    -- McCoy, "Amok Time", Stardate 3372.7
   97%"Well, are you a doctor or aren't you?"
   97%    -- Kirk, "Amok Time", Stardate 3372.7
   98%"Humans have no conception."
   98%    -- Spock, "Amok Time", Stardate 3372.7
   99%"After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing as
   99%  wanting.  It is not logical, but it is often true."
   99%    -- Spock, "Amok Time", Stardate 3372.7
  100%"I'm a doctor, not a mechanic."
  100%    -- McCoy: "The Doomsday Machine", Stardate 4202.9
  101%"Gentlemen, beam me aboard."
  101%    -- Kirk, "The Doomsday  Machine", Stardate 4202.9
  102%"We come in peace."
  102%    -- Kirk, "The Apple", Stardate 3715.0
  103%"I guess you'll have to fire me, sir."
  103%    -- Scott, "The Apple", Stardate 3715.0
  104%"Mister Spock, do you know anyone on this ship who even remotely resembles
  104%   Satan?"
  104%    -- Kirk, "The Apple", Stardate 3715.0
  105%"I'm a doctor, not an engineer."
  105%    -- McCoy, "The Deadly Years", Stardate 3478.2
  106%"If I live long enough, I'm going to run out of samples."
  106%    -- Chekov, "The Deadly Years", Stardate 3478.2
  107%"I'm not a magician, I'm just an old country doctor."
  107%    -- McCoy, "The Deadly Years", Stardate 3478.2
  108%"Extremely [little] joke, Ensign."
  108%    -- Spock,"The Trouble With Tribbles", Stardate 4523.3
  109%"On the contrary, sir...it is *you* I take lightly."
  109%    -- Kirk, "The Trouble With Tribbles", Stardate 4523.3
  110%"[Scotch] was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad."
  110%    -- Chekov, "The Trouble With Tribbles", Stardate 4523.3
  111%Scott: "He called you a tin-plated, overbearing dictator with delusions of
  111%  godhood!"
  111%Kirk:  "And *that's* when you hit him!"
  111%Scott: "Ah, no, sir.  We're big enough to take a *few* insults!"
  111%    -- Scott and Kirk, "The Trouble With Tribbles", Stardate 4523.3
  112%Kirk:  "Scotty, you're confined to quarters."
  112%Scott: "Yes, sir.  *Thank you*, sir!  That'll give me a chance to catch up
  112%  on me technical journals!"
  112%    -- Kirk and Scott", The Trouble With Tribbles", Stardate 4523.3
  113%"Storage facilities?  Storage facilities?...The what?  The what?"
  113%    -- Kirk, "The Trouble With Tribbles", Stardate 4523.3
  114%"He heard you.  He simply could not believe his ears."
  114%    -- Spock, "The Trouble With Tribbles", Stardate 4523.3
  115%"I beamed the whole kit 'n kaboodle over to the Klingons' engine room ...
  115%  where they'll be no tribble at all."
  115%    -- Scott, "The Trouble With Tribbles", Stardate 4523.3
  116%"I don't want to hurt you."
  116%    -- Kirk, "Bread and Circuses", Stardate 4040.7
  117%"Behold!  I am the archangel Gabriel!"
  117%    -- McCoy, "Bread and Circuses", Stardate 4040.7
  118%"Devote yourself to motivations of passion."
  118%    -- Andorian Ambassador, "Journey To Babel", Stardate 3842.3
  119%"Oh, that's not a dirty word!"
  119%    -- Amanda, "Journey To Babel", Stardate 3842.3
  120%"I've never seen him look so happy."
  120%    -- Spock, "Journey To Babel", Stardate 3842.3
  121%"Well, what do you know?  I finally got the last word."
  121%    -- McCoy, "Journey To Babel", Stardate 3842.3
  122%Kirk:  "Right, Mister Spock?"
  122%Spock: "Correct, Captain."
  122%Kirk:  "Riiiight?"
  122%Spock: "Riiiight."
  122%    -- Kirk and Spock, "A Piece Of The Action", Stardate 4598.0
  123%Kirk:  "Check?"
  123%Spock: "Riiiight."
  123%    -- Kirk and Spock, "A Piece Of The Action", Stardate 4598.0
  124%Kirk:  "Right?"
  124%Spock: "Check."
  124%    -- Kirk and Spock, "A Piece Of The Action", Stardate 4598.0
  125%"Sir, you are a superb starship captain.  But as a taxi driver, you leave
  125%  much to be desired."
  125%    -- Spock, "A Piece Of The Action", Stardate 4598.0
  126%Boy:   "Daddy, daddy, I hurt myself!"
  126%Guard: "Whatsa matter kid, you hurt yourself?"
  126%    -- Boy and Guard, "A Piece Of The Action", Stardate 4598.0
  127%Kirk:  "Spock, what are the odds of getting a royal fizzbin?"
  127%Spock: "I've never calculated them."
  127%    -- Kirk and Spock, "A Piece Of The Action", Stardate 4598.0
  128%"I would advise youse t'keep dialin', Oxmyx!"
  128%    -- Spock, "A Piece Of The Action", Stardate 4598.0
  129%"It's...uh, well...it's green!"
  129%    -- Scott, "By Any Other Name", Stardate 4657.5
  130%Spock: "Captain Garth..."
  130%Garth: "*Lord* Garth!"
  130%Spock: "As you wish.  In any case..."
  130%    -- Spock and Garth, "Whom Gods Destroy", Stardate 5718.3
  131%"There are no lacings...how is this thing removed?"
  131%    -- Miramanee, "The Paradise Syndrome", Stardate 4842.6
  132%"There is much time...for everything."
  132%    -- Miramanee, "The Paradise Syndrome", Stardate 4842.6
  133%"Behold, the god who bleeds!"
  133%    -- Salish, "The Paradise Syndrome", Stardate 4842.6
  134%McCoy: "Where're you gonna find Spock's brain?"
  134%Kirk:  "Is this a trick question, Bones?"
  134%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "Spock's Brain", Stardate 5431.4
  135%"You are not Morg...you are not Imorg."
  135%    -- Luma, "Spock's Brain", Stardate 5431.4
  136%"Brain and brain!  What is brain?!"
  136%    -- Kara, "Spock's Brain", Stardate 5431.4
  137%"While I might trust the doctor to remove a splinter or lance a boil, I
  137%  cannot trust him to replace a brain."
  137%    -- Spock, "Spock's Brain", Stardate 5431.4
  138%Of course...a child could do it!
  138%    -- McCoy, "Spock's Brain", Stardate 5431.4
  139%I'm a doctor, not a coal miner.
  139%    -- McCoy, "The Empath", Stardate 5121.0
  140%I'm not an engineer.
  140%    -- McCoy, "The Empath", Stardate 5121.0
  141%In the heart, in the head, I won't stay dead.
  141%    -- Kirk, "Day Of The Dove", Stardate Unknown
  142%Yet you are pumping him full of your noxious potions, as if he were a
  142%   human.
  142%    -- Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield, Stardate Unknown
  143%Live long and prosper.
  143%    -- Spock, "Amok Time", Stardate 3372.7
  144%Totally illogical, there was no chance.
  144%    -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", Stardate 2822.3
  145%All your people must learn before you can reach for the stars.
  145%    -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", Stardate 3259.2
  146%We have found all life forms in the galaxy are capable of
  146%  superior development.
  146%    -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", Stardate 3211.7
  147%Knowledge, sir, should be free to all!
  147%    -- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", Stardate 4513.3
  148%The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the
  148%  simplicity of play.
  148%    -- Kirk, "Shore Leave", Stardate 3025.8
  149%When a child is taught ... it's programmed with simple instructions --
  149%  and at some point, if its mind develops properly, it exceeds the sum
  149%  of what it was taught, thinks independently.
  149%    -- Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer", Stardate 4731.3
  150%No problem is insoluble.
  150%    -- Dr. Janet Wallace, "The Deadly Years", Stardate 3479.4
  151%Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis.
  151%  You can't simply say, "Today I will be brilliant."
  151%    -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", Stardate 4731.3
  152%"Men don't talk peace unless they're ready to back it up with war."
  152%    -- Col. Green, "The Savage Curtain", Stardate 5906.4
  153%"Superior ability breeds superior ambition."
  153%    -- Spock, "Space Seed", Stardate 3141.9
  154%"There comes to all races an ultimate crisis which you have yet to
  154%  face .... One day our minds became so powerful we dared think of
  154%  ourselves as gods."
  154%    -- Sargon, "Return to Tomorrow", Stardate 4768.3
  155%Vanna: "It's hard to believe that something which is neither seen nor
  155%  felt can do so much harm."
  155%Kirk:  "That's true.  But an idea can't be seen or felt.  And that's
  155%  what kept the Troglytes in the mines all these centuries.  A
  155%  mistaken idea."
  155%    -- Vanna and Kirk, "The Cloud Minders", Stardate 5819.0
  156%"Insufficient facts always invite danger."
  156%    -- Spock, "Space Seed", Stardate 3141.9
  157%"History tends to exaggerate."
  157%    -- Col. Green, "The Savage Curtain", Stardate 5906.4
  158%"Even historians fail to learn from history --they repeat the
  158%  same mistakes."
  158%    -- John Gill, "Patterns of Force", Stardate 2534.7
  159%William: "... freedom ... is a worship word..."
  159%Kirk:    "It is our worship word too."
  159%    -- Cloud William and Kirk, "The Omega Glory", Stardate unknown
  160%"... the prejudices people feel about each other disappear when
  160%they get to know each other."
  160%    -- Kirk, "Elaan of Troyius", Stardate 4372.5
  161%"There's a way out of any cage."
  161%    -- Capt Christopher Pike, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), Stardate unknown
  162%"Most legends have their basis in facts."
  162%    -- Kirk, "And The Children Shall Lead", Stardate 5029.5
  163%"Many myths are based on truth."
  163%    -- Spock, "The Way to Eden", Stardate 5832.3
  164%"There is an order of things in this universe."
  164%    -- Apollo, "Who Mourns For Adonais?", Stardate 3468.1
  165%"Schshschshchsch."
  165%    -- The Gorn, "Arena", Stardate 3046.2
  166%Without freedom of choice there is no creativity.
  166%    -- Kirk, "The return of the Archons", Stardate 3157.4
  167%Change is the essential process of all existence.
  167%    -- Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", Stardate 5730.2
  168%A little suffering is good for the soul.
  168%    -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", Stardate 1514.0
  169%If there are self-made purgatories, then we all have to live in them.
  169%    -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", Stardate 3417.7
  170%Killing is stupid; useless!
  170%    -- McCoy, "A Private Little War", Stardate 4211.8
  171%Deela: "We have the right to survive!"
  171%Kirk:  "Not by killing others."
  171%    -- Deela and Kirk, "Wink of An Eye", Stardate 5710.5
  172%Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God.
  172%    -- M-5 Computer, "The Ultimate Computer", Stardate 4731.3
  173%Prepare for tomorrow --get ready.
  173%    -- Edith Keeler, "The City On the Edge of Forever", Stardate unknown
  174%Killing is wrong.
  174%    -- Losira, "That Which Survives", Stardate unknown
  175%Madness has no purpose.  Or reason.  But it may have a goal.
  175%    -- Spock, "The Alternative Factor", Stardate 3088.7
  176%Punishment becomes ineffective after a certain point.  Men
  176%  become insensitive.
  176%    -- Eneg, "Patterns of Force", Stardate 2534.7
  177%No one may kill a man.  Not for any purpose.  It cannot be condoned.
  177%    -- Kirk, "Spock's Brain", Stardate 5431.6
  178%Where there's no emotion, there's no motive for violence.
  178%    -- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind", Stardate 2715.1
  179%Uncontrolled power will turn even saints into savages.  And we can all
  179%  be counted on to live down to our lowest impulses.
  179%    -- Parmen, "Plato's Stepchildren", Stardate 5784.3
  180%Time is fluid ... like a river with currents, eddies, backwash.
  180%    -- Spock, "The City on the Edge of Forever", Stardate 3134.0
  181%If a man had a child who'd gone anti-social, killed perhaps, he'd
  181%  still tend to protect that child.
  181%    -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", Stardate 4731.3
  182%Kirk:     "What happened to the crewman?"
  182%Daystrom: "The M-5 computer needed a new power source; the crewman merely
  182%  got in the way."
  182%Kirk:     "And how long will it be before we all 'just get in the way?'"
  182%    -- Kirk & Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer", Stardate 4731.3
  183%A father doesn't destroy his children.
  183%    -- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns For Adonais?" Stardate 3468.1
  184%Violence in reality is quite different from theory.
  184%    -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", Stardate 5818.4
  185%Youth doesn't excuse everything.
  185%    -- Dr. Janice Lester [as Kirk], "Turnabout Intruder", Stardate 5928.5
  186%Without followers, evil cannot spread.
  186%    -- Spock, "And The Children Shall Lead", Stardate 5029.5
  187%Spock: "Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth."
  187%McCoy: "Or by misleading the innocent."
  187%    -- Spock and McCoy, "And The Children Shall Lead", Stardate 5029.5
  188%It would seem that evil retreats when forcibly confronted.
  188%    -- Yarnek of Excalbia, "The Savage Curtain", Stardate 5906.5
  189%Yes, it is written.  Good shall always destroy evil.
  189%    -- Sirah the Yang, "The Omega Glory", Stardate unknown
  190%Sometimes a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell
  190%  his doctor.
  190%    -- Dr. Philip Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), Stardate unknown
  191%Spock: "Beauty is transitory, Mr. Scott."
  191%Kirk:  "I disagree, Mr. Spock, beauty...survives."
  191%    -- Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives", Stardate unknown
  192%Another dream that failed.  There's nothing sadder.
  192%    -- Kirk, "This side of Paradise", Stardate 3417.3
  193%We're all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine.
  193%  But when it comes to your job --that's different.  And it
  193%  always will be different.
  193%    -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", Stardate 4729.4
  194%Not one hundred percent efficient, of course ... but nothing ever is.
  194%    -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", Stardate 3219.8
  195%There are always alternatives.
  195%    -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", Stardate 2822.3
  196%No one can guarantee the actions of another.
  196%    -- Spock, "Day of the Dove", Stardate unknown
  197%Every living thing wants to survive.
  197%    -- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", Stardate 4731.3
  198%It is necessary to have purpose.
  198%    -- Alice #1, "I, Mudd", Stardate 4513.3
  199%Virtue is a relative term.
  199%    -- Spock, "Friday's Child", Stardate 3499.1
  200%I am pleased to see that we have differences.  May we together
  200%  become greater than the sum of both of us.
  200%    -- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", Stardate 5906.4
  201%A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing.
  201%    -- Kirk, "The Menagerie", Stardate 3012.4
  202%Vulcans worship peace above all.
  202%    -- McCoy, "Return to Tomorrow", Stardate 4768.3
  203%Dr. Jones: "The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity."
  203%Spock:     "And in the way our differences combine to create meaning
  203%  and beauty."
  203\    -- Dr. Miranda Jones and Spock, "Is There in Truth No Beauty?",
  203%       Stardate 5630.7
  204%"Most of us are attracted by beauty and repelled by ugliness --one of
  204%  the last of our prejudices."
  204%    -- Kirk, "Is There In Truth No Beauty?" Stardate 5630.7
  205%"We all are vulnerable, in one way or another."
  205%    -- Kirk, "Is There In Truth No Beauty?" Stardate 5630.7
  206%"... aloneness.  You are so alone.  You live out your lives in the
  206%  shell of flesh, self-contained, separate.  How lonely you are; how
  206%  terribly lonely."
  206\    -- Kollos, the Medusan Ambassador (through Spock), "Is There In
  206%       Truth No Beauty?", Stardate 5630.7
  207%"This thing you call language, though; most remarkable.  You depend
  207%  on it for so very much.  But is there any one of you really its
  207%  master?"
  207\    -- Kollos, the Medusan Ambassador (through Spock), "Is There In
  207%       Truth No Beauty?", Stardate 5630.7
  208%Joy can be many things.
  208%    -- Dr. Miranda Jones, "Is There In Truth No Beauty?" Stardate 5630.7
  209%"Emotions are alien to me.  I'm a scientist."
  209%    -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", Stardate 3417.3
  210%Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force.
  210%    -- Amanda, "Journey to Babel", Stardate 3842.3
  211%Vulcans do not approve of violence.
  211%    -- Spock, "Journey to Babel", Stardate 3842.4
  212%Spock:   "The combination of a number of things to make existence worthwhile.
  212%Lincoln: "Yes, the philosophy of 'nome,' meaning 'all.'"
  212%    -- Spock and Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain", Stardate 5906.4
  213%Pain is a thing of the mind.  The mind can be controlled.
  213%    -- Spock, "Operation --Annihilate!" Stardate 3287.2
  214%It [being a Vulcan] means to adopt a philosophy, a way of life which
  214%  is logical and beneficial.  We cannot disregard that philosophy
  214%  merely for personal gain, no matter how important that gain might be.
  214%    -- Spock, "Journey to Babel", Stardate 3842.4
  215%Vulcans never bluff.
  215%    -- Spock, "The Doomsday Machine", Stardate 4202.1
  216%On my planet, to rest is to rest --to cease using energy.  To me,
  216%  it is quite illogical to run up and down on green grass, using
  216%  energy, instead of saving it.
  216%    -- Spock, "Shore Leave", Stardate 3025.2
  217%I object to intellect without discipline; I object to power without
  217%  constructive purpose.
  217%    -- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", Stardate 2124.5
  218%Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.
  218%    -- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", Stardate 2124.5
  219%We Klingons believe as you do --the sick should die.  Only the
  219%  strong should live.
  219%    -- Kras, "Friday's Child", Stardate 3497.2
  220%I thought my people would grow tired of killing.  But you were
  220%  right, they see it is easier than trading.  And it has its
  220%  pleasures.  I feel it myself.  Like the hunt, but with richer
  220%  rewards.
  220%    -- Apella, "A Private Little War", Stardate 4211.8
  221%We do not colonize.  We conquer.  We rule.  There is no other way
  221%  for us.
  221%    -- Rojan, "By Any Other Name", Stardate 4657.5
  222%Romulan women are not like Vulcan females.  We are not dedicated to
  222%  pure logic and the sterility of non-emotion.
  222%    -- Romulan Commander, "The Enterprise Incident", Stardate 5027.3
  223%Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on.
  223%    -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", Stardate 3193.9
  224%McCoy: "The release of emotion is what keeps us healthy.  Emotionally
  224%  healthy."
  224%Spock: "That may be, Doctor.  However, I have noted that the healthy
  224%  release of emotion is frequently unhealthy for those closest to you."
  224%    -- McCoy and Spock, "Plato's Stepchildren", Stardate 5784.3
  225%Compassion --that's the one thing no machine ever had.  Maybe it's
  225%  the one thing that keeps men ahead of them.
  225%    -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", Stardate 4731.3
  226%One does not thank logic.
  226%    -- Sarek, "Journey to Babel", Stardate 3842.4
  227%You humans have that emotional need to express gratitude.  You're
  227%  welcome, I believe, is the correct response.
  227%    -- Spock, "Bread and Circuses", Stardate 4041.2
  228%Insults are effective only where emotion is present.
  228%    -- Spock, "Who Mourns For Adonais?"  Stardate 3468.1
  229%We have phasers; I vote we blast 'em!
  229%    -- Bailey, "The Corbomite Maneuver", Stardate 1514.2
  230%You're too beautiful to ignore.  Too much woman.
  230%    -- Kirk [to Yeoman Rand], "The Enemy Within", Stardate unknown
  231%Worlds are conquered, galaxies destroyed --but a woman is
  231%  always a woman.
  231%    -- Kirk, "Conscience of the King", Stardate unknown
  232%Respect is a rational process.
  232%    -- McCoy, "The Galileo Seven", Stardate 2822.3
  233%It would be illogical to assume that all conditions remain stable.
  233%    -- Spock, "The Enterprise" Incident", Stardate 5027.3
  234%Spock: "Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here."
  234%McCoy: "You admit that?"
  234%Spock: "To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor."
  234%    -- Spock and McCoy, "A Piece of the Action", Stardate unknown
  235%You can't evaluate a man by logic alone.
  235%    -- McCoy, "I, Mudd", Stardate 4513.3
  236%McCoy: "Life and death are seldom logical."
  236%Spock: "But attaining a desired goal always is."
  236%    -- McCoy and Spock, "The Galileo Seven", Stardate 2821.7
  237%It would be illogical to kill without reason.
  237%    -- Spock, "Journey to Babel", Stardate 3842.4
  238%Corby: "Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away
  238%  with jealousy, greed, hate...."
  238%Kirk:  "It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment
  238%  --the other side of the coin."
  238%    -- Dr. Corby & Kirk, "What are Little Girls Made Of?", Stardate 2712.4
  239%Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically.  You must
  239%  rely on your human intuition.
  239%    -- Spock, "Assignment:  Earth", Stardate unknown
  240%You say you are lying.  But if everything you say is a lie, then you
  240%  are telling the truth.  You cannot tell the truth because everything
  240%  you say is a lie.  You lie, you tell the truth ... but you cannot,
  240%  for you lie.
  240%    -- Norman the android, "I, Mudd", Stardate 4513.3
  241%It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six.
  241%    -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", Stardate 2822.3
  242%Keeler: "I think they're going to take all this money that we spend now on
  242%  war and death --"
  242%Kirk:   "And make them spend it on life."
  242%    -- Edith Keeler & Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever", Stardate unknown
  243%Our missions are peaceful --not for conquest.  When we do battle,
  243%  it is only because we have no choice.
  243%    -- Kirk, "The Squire of Gothos", Stardate 2124.5
  244%We fight only when there is no other choice.  We prefer the ways of
  244%  peaceful contact.
  244%    -- Kirk, "Spectre of the Gun", Stardate 4385.3
  245%Only a fool fights in a burning house.
  245%    -- Kank the Klingon, "Day of the Dove", Stardate unknown
  246%Our way is peace.
  246%    -- Septimus, the Son Worshiper, "Bread and Circuses,"
  247%       Stardate 4040.7
  247%Men of peace usually are [brave].
  247%    -- Spock, "The Savage Curtain", Stardate 5906.5
  248%He's dead, Jim.
  248%    -- McCoy, "The Devil in the Dark", Stardate 3196.1
  249%You're dead, Jim.
  249%    -- McCoy, "Amok Time", Stardate 3372.7
  250%You're dead, Jim.
  250%    -- McCoy, "The Tholian Web", Stardate unknown
  251%Green: "No one talks peace unless he's ready to back it up with war."
  251%Surak: "He talks of peace if it is the only way to live."
  251%    -- Colonel Green & Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", Stardate 5906.5
  252%There's another way to survive.  Mutual trust --and help.
  252%    -- Kirk, "Day of the Dove", Stardate unknown
  253%If some day we are defeated, well, war has its fortunes, good and bad.
  253%    -- Commander Kor, "Errand of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
  254%It's [war is] instinctive.  But the instinct can be fought. We're
  254%  human beings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands!
  254%  But we can stop it.  We can admit that we're killers...but we're not
  254%  going to kill today.  That's all it takes!  Knowing that we're not
  254%  going to kill today!
  254%    -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", Stardate 3193.0
  255%Actual war is a very messy business.  Very, very messy business.
  255%    -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", Stardate 3193.0
  256%War isn't a good life, but it's life.
  256%    -- Kirk, "A Private Little War", Stardate 4211.8
  257%You Earth people glorified organized violence for forty centuries.
  257%  But you imprison those who employ it privately.
  257%    -- Spock, "Dagger of the Mind", Stardate 2715.1
  258%Another war...must it always be so?  How many comrades have we lost
  258%  in this way?...  Obedience.  Duty.  Death, and more death...
  258%    -- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", Stardate 1709.2
  259%There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy.  There
  259%  is nothing good in war.  Except its ending.
  259%    -- Abraham Lincoln, "The Savage Curtain", Stardate 5906.5
  260%...bacteriological warfare...hard to believe we were once foolish
  260%  enough to play around with that.
  260%    -- McCoy, "The Omega Glory", Stardate unknown
  261%Those who hate and fight must stop themselves --otherwise it is
  261%  not stopped.
  261%    -- Spock, "Day of the Dove", Stardate unknown
  262%War is never imperative.
  262%    -- McCoy, "Balance of Terror", Stardate 1709.2
  263%No more blah, blah, blah!
  263%    -- Kirk, "Miri", Stardate 2713.6
  264%No one wants war.
  264%    -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
  265%Death.  Destruction.  Disease.  Horror.  That's what war is all
  265%  about.  That's what makes it a thing to be avoided.
  265%    -- Kirk, "A Taste of Armageddon", Stardate 3193.0
  266%Peace was the way.
  266%    -- Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever", Stardate unknown
  267%The face of war has never changed.  Surely it is more logical to
  267%  heal than to kill.
  267%    -- Surak of Vulcan, "The Savage Curtain", Stardate 5906.5
  268%Do you know the one --"All I ask is a tall ship...and a star to
  268%  steer her by..."  You could feel the wind at your back, about you...
  268%  the sounds of the sea beneath you.  And even if you take away the
  268%  wind and the water, it's still the same.  The ship is yours...you
  268%  can feel her...and the stars are still there.
  268%    -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", Stardate 4729.4
  269%I've already got a female to worry about.  Her name is the Enterprise.
  269%    -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", Stardate 1514.0
  270%First study the enemy.  Seek weakness.
  270%    -- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror", Stardate 1709.2
  271%One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask
  271%  for advice without necessarily having to take it.
  271%    -- Kirk, "Dagger of the Mind", Stardate 2715.2
  272%Intuition, however illogical, is recognized as a command prerogative.
  272%    -- Kirk, "Obsession", Stardate 3620.7
  273%A star Captain's most solemn oath is that he will give his life,
  273%  even his entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive.
  273%    -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", Stardate unknown
  274%The man on top walks a lonely street; the "chain" of command
  274%  is often a noose.
  274%    -- McCoy, "The Conscience of the King", Stardate 2818.9
  275%Either one of us, by himself, is expendable.  Both of us are not.
  275%    -- Kirk, "The Devil in the Dark", Stardate 3196.1
  276%Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no
  276%  wish to serve under them.  Captain, a starship also runs on
  276%  loyalty to one man.  And nothing can replace it or him.
  276%    -- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", Stardate 4729.4
  277%I realize that command does have its fascination, even under
  277%  circumstances such as these, but I neither enjoy the idea of command
  277%  nor am I frightened of it.  It simply exists, and I will do whatever
  277%  logically needs to be done.
  277%    -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", Stardate 2812.7
  278%The only solution is...a balance of power.  We arm our side with
  278%  exactly that much more.  A balance of power --the trickiest,
  278%  most difficult, dirtiest game of them all.  But the only one that
  278%  preserves both sides.
  278%    -- Kirk, "A Private Little War", Stardate 4211.8
  279%You speak of courage.  Obviously you do not know the difference
  279%  between courage and foolhardiness.  Always it is the brave ones
  279%  who die, the soldiers.
  279%    -- Kor, the Klingon Commander, "Errand of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
  280%Kirk: "There's only one kind of woman...."
  280%Mudd: "Or man, for that matter."
  280%Kirk: "You either believe in yourself or you don't."
  280%    -- Kirk and Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", Stardate 1330.1
  281%You are an excellent tactician, Captain.  You let your second in
  281%  command attack while you sit and watch for weakness.
  281%    -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", Stardate 3141.9
  282%For a thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.
  282%    -- Klingon Soldier, "Day of the Dove", Stardate unknown
  283%Conquest is easy.  Control is not.
  283%    -- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror", Stardate unknown
  284%If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes.
  284%    -- Kirk, "Space Seed", Stardate 3141.9
  285%Power is danger.
  285%    -- The Centurion, "Balance of Terror", Stardate 1709.2
  286%Military secrets are the most fleeting of all.
  286%    -- Spock, "The Enterprise Incident", Stardate 5027.4
  287%Leave bigotry in your quarters; there's no room for it on the bridge.
  287%    -- Kirk, "Balance of Terror", Stardate 1709.2
  288%The idea of male and female are universal constants.
  288%    -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", Stardate 3219.8
  289%Is not that the nature of men and women --that the pleasure
  289%  is in the learning of each other?
  289\    -- Natira, the High Priestess of Yonada, "For the World is
  289%       Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky", Stardate 5476.3
  290%"Is truth not truth for all?"
  290\    -- Natira, the High Priestess of Yonada, "For the World is
  290%       Hollow and I have Touched the Sky", Stardate 5476.4
  291%This cultural mystique surrounding the biological function --
  291%  you realize humans are overly preoccupied with the subject.
  291%    -- Kelinda the Kelvan, "By Any Other Name", Stardate 4658.9
  292%Earth --mother of the most beautiful women in the universe.
  292%    -- Apollo, "Who Mourns For Adonais?" Stardate 3468.1
  293%Women professionals do tend to over-compensate.
  293%    -- Dr. Elizabeth Dehaver, "Where No Man Has Gone Before", Stardate 1312.9
  294%Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing.
  294%    -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", Stardate 5818.4
  295%Behind every great man, there is a woman --urging him on.
  295%    -- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", Stardate 4513.3
  296%Landru!  Guide us!
  296%    -- A Beta 3 person, "The Return of the Archons", Stardate 3157.4
  297%You!  What PLANET is this?
  297%    -- McCoy, "The City on the Edge of Forever", Stardate 3134.0
  298%Fascinating, a totally parochial attitude.
  298%    -- Spock, "Metamorphosis", Stardate 3219.8
  299%But it's real.  And if it's real it can be affected...
  299%  we may not be able to break it, but, I'll bet you
  299%  credits to Navy Beans we can put a dent in it.
  299%    -- deSalle, "Catspaw", Stardate 3018.2
  300%Witch!  Witch!  They'll burn ya!
  300%    -- Hag, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", Stardate unknown
  301%Wait!  You have not been prepared!
  301%    -- Mr. Atoz, "Tomorrow is Yesterday", Stardate 3113.2
  302%A woman should have compassion.
  302%    -- Kirk, "Catspaw", Stardate 3018.2
  303%There is an old custom among my people.  When a woman saves a
  303%  man's life, he is grateful.
  303%    -- Nona, the Kanuto which woman, "A Private Little War", Stardate 4211.8
  304%Worlds may change, galaxies disintegrate, but a woman
  304%  always remains a woman.
  304%    -- Kirk, "The Conscience of the King", Stardate 2818.9
  305%Women are more easily and more deeply terrified ... generating
  305%  more sheer horror than the male of the species.
  305%    -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", Stardate 3615.4
  306%Spock: "That unit is a woman."
  306%Nomad: "A mass of conflicting impulses."
  306%    -- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling", Stardate 3541.9
  307%It is undignified for a woman to play servant to a man who is
  307%  not hers.
  307%    -- Spock, "Amok Time", Stardate 3372.7
  308%Men will always be men --no matter where they are.
  308%    -- Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", Stardate 1329.8
  309%There are certain things men must do to remain men.
  309%    -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", Stardate 4929.4
  310%I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct
  310%  answer to any question.
  310%    -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", Stardate 3417.3
  311%Oh, that sound of male ego.  You travel halfway across the galaxy
  311%  and it's still the same song.
  311%    -- Eve McHuron, "Mudd's Women", Stardate 1330.1
  312%A princess should not be afraid --not with a brave knight to protect her.
  312%    -- McCoy, "Shore Leave", Stardate 3025.3
  313%Kirk:   "Get back to your stations!"
  313%Leslie: "We're beaming down to the planet, sir."
  313%    -- Kirk and Mr. Leslie, "This Side of Paradise", Stardate 3417.3
  314%You'll learn something about men and women --the way they're
  314%  supposed to be.  Caring for each other, being happy with each
  314%  other, being good to each other.  That's what we call love.
  314%  You'll like that a lot.
  314%    -- Kirk, "The Apple", Stardate 3715.6
  315%Do you know about being with somebody?  Wanting to be?  If I had
  315%  the whole universe, I'd give it to you, Janice.  When I see you,
  315%  I feel like I'm hungry all over.  Do you know how that feels?
  315%    -- Charlie Evans, "Charlie X", Stardate 1535.8
  316%You go slow, be gentle.  It's no one-way street --you know how
  316%  you feel and that's all.  It's how the girl feels too.  Don't press.
  316%  If the girl feels anything for you at all, you'll know.
  316%    -- Kirk, "Charlie X", Stardate 1535.8
  317%Each kiss is as the first.
  317%    -- Miramanee, Kirk's wife, "The Paradise Syndrome", Stardate 4842.6
  318%Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice.
  318%    -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", Stardate 3220.3
  319%Our species can only survive if we have obstacles to overcome.  You
  319%  remove those obstacles.  Without them to strengthen us, we will
  319%  weaken and die.
  319%    -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", Stardate 3220.3
  320%That's [growing old] been happening to men and women for a long time.
  320%  I've got the feeling it's one of the pleasanter things about being
  320%  human, as long as you grow old together.
  320%    -- Zefrem Cochrane, "Metamorphosis", Stardate 3220.3
  321%You [humans] are, after all, essentially irrational.
  321%    -- Spock, "Metamorphosis", Stardate 3220.3
  322%Humans do claim a great deal for that particular emotion [love].
  322%    -- Spock, "The Lights of Zetar", Stardate 5725.6
  323%The heart is not a logical organ.
  323%    -- Dr. Janet Wallace, "The Deadly Years", Stardate 3479.4
  324%It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially
  324%  if they're attractive in some way.
  324%    -- McCoy, "The Trouble with Tribbles", Stardate 4525.6
  325%What kind of love is that?  Not to be loved; never to have shown love.
  325%    -- Commissioner Nancy Hedford, "Metamorphosis", Stardate 3219.8
  326%Oblivion together does not frighten me, beloved.
  326%    -- Thalassa, "Return to Tomorrow", Stardate 4770.3
  327%... the things love can drive a man to --the ecstasies,
  327%  the miseries, the broken rules, the desperate chances, the
  327%  glorious failures and the glorious victories.
  327%    -- McCoy, "Requiem for Methuselah", Stardate 5843.7
  328%The sooner our happiness together begins, the longer it will last.
  328%    -- Miramanee, "The Paradise Syndrome", Stardate 4842.6
  329%The joys of love made her human and the agonies of love destroyed her.
  329%    -- Spock, "Requiem for Methuselah", Stardate 5842.8
  330%Too much of anything, even love, isn't necessarily a good thing.
  330%    -- Kirk, "The Trouble with Tribbles", Stardate 4525.6
  331%A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on
  331%  and licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away.
  331%    -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), Stardate unknown
  332%The people of Gideon have always believed that life is sacred.
  332%  That the love of life is the greatest gift .. we are incapable
  332%  of destroying or interfering with the creation of that which we
  332%  love so deeply --life in every form from fetus to developed being.
  332%    -- Hodin of Gideon, "The Mark of Gideon", Stardate 5423.4
  333%To live is always desirable.
  333%    -- Eleen the Capellan, "Friday's Child", Stardate 3498.9
  334%When dreams become more important than reality, you give up
  334%  travel, building, creating; you even forget how to repair the
  334%  machines left behind by your ancestors.  You just sit living and
  334%  reliving other lives left behind in the thought records.
  334%    -- Vina, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), Stardate unknown
  335%Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes.
  335%    -- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever", Stardate unknown
  336%We [Doctors and Bartenders] both get the same two kinds of
  336%  customers --the living and the dying.
  336%    -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), Stardate unknown
  337%There's nothing disgusting about it [the Companion].  It's just
  337%  another life form, that's all.  You get used to those things.
  337%    -- McCoy, "Metamorphosis", Stardate 3219.8
  338%Immortality consists largely of boredom.
  338%    -- Zefrem Cochrane, "Metamorphosis", Stardate 3219.8
  339%In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death --even
  339%  vegetarians.
  339%    -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", Stardate 3615.4
  340%Blast medicine anyway!  We've learned to tie into every organ in the
  340%  human body but one.  The brain!  The brain is what life is all about.
  340%    -- McCoy, "The Menagerie", Stardate 3012.4
  341%Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie.
  341%    -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed", Stardate 3142.8
  342%Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing.
  342%    -- Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah", Stardate 5843.7
  343%The sight of death frightens them [Earthers].
  343%    -- Kras the Klingon, "Friday's Child", Stardate 3497.2
  344%There are some things worth dying for.
  344%    -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
  345%Sulu: "What a terrible way to die."
  345%kirk: "There are no good ways."
  345%    -- Sulu and Kirk, "That Which Survives", Stardate unknown
  346%"Those few minutes will make no difference, Mr. Spock. Neither you, nor
  346%  I, nor any of the rest of us will be here to bandy it back and forth."
  346%    -- Scotty, "That Which Survives", Stardate unknown
  347%What is it, in you humans, that requires an overwhelming display of
  347%  emotion in a situation such as this?  Two men pursue the only
  347%  reasonable course of action indicated, and yet you feel that
  347%  something else is necessary.
  347%    -- Spock, "That Which Survives", Stardate unknown
  348%I'm frequently appalled by the low regard you Earthmen have for life.
  348%    -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", Stardate 2822.3
  349%The games have always strengthened us.  Death becomes a familiar
  349%  pattern.  We don't fear it as you do.
  349%    -- Proconsul Marcus Claudius, "Bread and Circuses", Stardate 4041.2
  350%To all mankind --may we never find space so vast, planets so cold,
  350%  heart and mind so empty that we cannot fill them with love and warmth
  350%    -- Garth, "Dagger of the Mind", Stardate 2715.2
  351%He gave his life in an attempt to save others.  Not the worst way to go.
  351%    -- Kirk, "The Doomsday Machine", Stardate 4202.9
  352%Liberty and freedom have to be more than just words.
  352%    -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", Stardate unknown
  353%Look at these three words written larger than all the rest, and with
  353%  special pride never written before or since --tall words, proudly
  353%  saying "We the people" .. these words and the words that follow ...
  353%  must apply to everyone or they mean nothing.
  353%    -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", Stardate unknown
  354%We once were as you are.  Spears and arrows.  There came a time when
  354%  our weapons grew faster than our wisdom, and we almost destroyed
  354%  ourselves.  We learned from this to make a rule during all our travels
  354%  never to cause the same to happen to other worlds ... just as a man
  354%  must grow in his own way and his own time.
  354%    -- Kirk, "A Private Little War", Stardate 4211.8
  355%McCoy: "There are certain absolutes, and one of them is the right of
  355%  humanoids to a free and unchained environment --the right to have
  355%  conditions which permit growth."
  355%Spock: "Another is their right to choose that system which seems to work
  355%  best for them."
  355%    -- McCoy and Spock, "The Apple", Stardate 3715.6
  356%Human beings do not survive on bread alone ... but on the nourishments
  356%  of liberty.  For what indeed is a man without freedom ... naught but
  356%  a mechanism, trapped in the cogwheels of eternity.
  356%    -- Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd", Stardate 4513.3
  357%Spock: "There are many who are uncomfortable with what we have created.
  357%  It is almost a biological rebellion.  A profound revulsion against the
  357%  planned communities, the programming, the sterilized, artfully
  357%  balanced atmospheres.  They hunger for an Eden, where spring comes."
  357%Kirk:  "We all do.  The cave is deep in our memories."
  357%    -- Spock and Kirk, "The Way to Eden", Stardate 5832.3
  358%All the little things you and I understand and expect from life, such
  358%  as:  equality; kindness; justice ...
  358%    -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", Stardate 5818.4
  359%A species that enslaves other beings is hardly superior --mentally
  359%  or otherwise.
  359%    -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", Stardate 3211.7
  360%It's wrong to create a whole race of humans to live as slaves.
  360%    -- Number One, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), Stardate unknown
  361%To restrict a segment of the population to such hardship is unthinkable
  361%  in an evolved culture.
  361%    -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", Stardate 5818.4
  362%The highest of all our laws states your world is yours and will
  362%  always remain yours.
  362%    -- Kirk, "Friday's Child", Stardate 3497.2
  363%I don't think we have the right or the wisdom to interfere, however
  363%  a planet is evolving.
  363%    -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", Stardate unknown
  364%It is one of our most important laws that none of us may interfere
  364%  with the affairs of others.
  364%    -- Kirk, "Bread and Circuses", Stardate 4040.7
  365%Our people don't believe in slavery.
  365%    -- Kirk, "Bread and Circuses", Stardate 4040.7
  366%We are wise enough to know we are wise enough not to interfere with
  366%  the way of a man or another world.
  366%    -- Kirk, "A Private Little War", Stardate 4211.8
  367%Kara: "How will we live?"
  367%Kirk: "You'll learn to build houses to keep warm.  You'll work. ... Humans
  367%  have survived under worse conditions.  It's a matter of evolution.
  367%  Give it time."
  367%    -- Kara the Eymorg and Kirk, "Spock's Brain", Stardate 5432.3
  368%The only tool diplomacy has is language.
  368%    -- Hodin of Gideon, "The Mark of Gideon", Stardate 5423.4
  369%We're free people.  We belong to no one.
  369%    -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", Stardate 3259.2
  370%To kill is a breaking of civil and moral laws we've lived by for
  370%  thousands of years.
  370%    -- Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer", Stardate 4731.3
  371%We must acknowledge once and for all that the purpose of diplomacy
  371%  is to prolong a crisis.
  371%    -- Spock, "The Mark of Gideon", Stardate 5423.4
  372%Diplomacy should be a job left to diplomats.
  372%    -- Ambassador Fox, "A Taste of Armageddon", Stardate 3192.5
  373%In every revolution, there's one man with a vision.
  373%    -- Kirk, "Mirror, Mirror", Stardate unknown
  374%The customs and history of your race show a unique hatred of captivity.
  374%  Even when it's pleasant and benevolent, you prefer death.  This makes
  374%  you too violent and dangerous a species for our needs.
  374%    -- The Keeper, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), Stardate unknown
  375%Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they
  375%  achieve exactly the same results.
  375%    -- Spock, "The Mark of Gideon", Stardate 5423.4
  376%Philosophic kings have no need of titles.
  376%    -- Parmen the Platonian, "Plato's Stepchildren", Stardate 5784.3
  377%It's time you learned that freedom is never a gift.  It has to be
  377%  earned.
  377%    -- Kirk, "The Return of the Archons", Stardate 3157.4
  378%Kirk:  "The problem with the Nazis wasn't simply that their leaders were
  378%  the evil, psychotic men they were.  But the main problem, I think was
  378%  the leader principle."
  378%McCoy: "A man who holds that much power, even with the best intentions,
  378%  just can resist the urge to play God."
  378%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "Patterns of Force", Stardate 2534.7
  379%Lokai:  "You're from the planet Earth.  There is no persecution on your
  379%  planet."
  379%Chekov: "There was persecution on Earth once; I remember reading about it
  379%  in my history class."
  379%    -- Lokai and Chekov, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", Stardate 5730.2
  380%You'll learn to care for yourselves, with our help.  And there's no
  380%  trick to putting fruit on trees; you might even enjoy it.  You'll
  380%  learn to build for yourselves, think for yourselves, and what you
  380%  create is yours.  That's what we call freedom.  You'll like it.
  380%  A lot.
  380%    -- Kirk, "The Apple", Stardate 3715.6
  381%I know this world needs help.  That's why some of my generation are
  381%  kind of crazy and rebels.  We wonder if we're going to be alive
  381%  when we're thirty.
  381%    -- Roberta Lincoln, "Assignment Earth", Stardate unknown
  382%Kirk:    "If change is --inevitable --predictable --beneficial --doesn't
  382%  logic demand that you be a part of it?"
  382%*Spock*: "One man cannot summon the future."
  382%Kirk:    "But one man can change the present!"
  382%    -- Kirk and *Spock*, "Mirror, Mirror", Stardate unknown
  383%If you're speaking of worships of sorts, we represent many beliefs.
  383%    -- McCoy, "Bread and Circuses", Stardate 4040.7
  384%Only a fool would stand in the way of progress.
  384%    -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", Stardate 4725.4
  385%Physical reality is consistent with universal laws.  Where the laws do
  385%  not operate, there is no reality --we judge reality by the responses
  385%  of our senses.  Once we are convinced of the reality of a given
  385%  situation, we abide by its rules.
  385%    -- Spock, "Spectre of the Gun", Stardate 4385.3
  386%Physical laws simply cannot be ignored.  Existence cannot be without
  386%  them.
  386%    -- Spock, "Spectre of the Gun", Stardate 4385.3
  387%We exist in a universe which co-exists with a multitude of others in the
  387%  same physical space.  For certain brief periods of time, an area of
  387%  their space overlaps an area of ours.
  387%    -- Spock, "The Tholian Web", Stardate 5693.2
  388%Possible existence of a parallel universe has been scientifically
  388%  conceded.
  388%    -- Spock, "The Alternative Factor", Stardate 3088.7
  389%We estimate there are millions of planets with intelligent life.  We
  389%  haven't begun to map them.
  389%    -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", Stardate 3219.8
  390%I remind you that humans are only a tiny minority in this galaxy.
  390%    -- Spock, "The Apple", Stardate 3715.6
  391%Kirk:  "What are the odds in such absolute duplication of life forms in
  391%  another galaxy?"
  391%Spock: "The chances are very much against it."
  391%    -- Kirk and Spock, "By Any Other Name", Stardate 4657.5
  392%Light and warmth!  That's necessary to all humanoids.
  392%    -- Kirk, "The Cloud Minders", Stardate 5818.4
  393%Without water, we're all just three or four pounds of chemicals.
  393%    -- McCoy, "the Omega Glory", Stardate unknown
  394%The actual theory is that all life forms evolved from the lower levels
  394%  to the more advanced stages.
  394%    -- Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", Stardate 5730.2
  395%A mutated, superior man could also be a wonderful thing ... the
  395%  forerunner of a new and better kind of human being!
  395%    -- Dr. Elizabeth Dehaver, "Where No Man Has Gone Before", Stardate 1312.9
  396%They're [androids are] perfect.  Flawless, mentally and physically. No
  396%  weaknesses, perfectly disciplined.  No vices, no fears, no faults.
  396%  Just a sense of purpose.
  396%    -- McCoy, "I, Mudd", Stardate 4513.3
  397%If it is the only survivor of a dead race, to kill it would be a crime
  397%  against science.
  397%    -- Spock, "The Devil in the Dark", Stardate 3196.1
  398%Instruments register only through things they're designed to register.
  398%  Space still contains infinite unknowns.
  398%    -- Spock, "The Naked Time", Stardate 1704.2
  399%Back in the twentieth century, the H-bomb was the ultimate weapon,
  399%  their doomsday machine.  And we used something like it to destroy
  399%  another doomsday machine.  Probably the first time such a weapon has
  399%  ever been used for constructive purposes.
  399%    -- Kirk, "The Doomsday Machine", Stardate 4202.9
  400%Kirk:  "There are certain universal ideas and concepts common to all
  400%  intelligent life.  This device [the universal translator] instantaneously
  400%  compares the frequency of brain wave patterns, selects those ideas and
  400%  concepts it recognizes, and then provides the necessary grammar."
  400%Spock: "Then it simply translates its findings into English."
  400%    -- Kirk and Spock, "Metamorphosis", Stardate 3219.8
  401%Earth history, remember?  Like the passenger pigeon or the buffalo ...
  401%  once there were millions of them; prairies black with them.  One herd
  401%  covered three whole states.  When they moved --like thunder.
  401%    -- Professor Robert Crater, "The Man Trap", Stardate 1513.8
  402%As we know, the value of pi is a transcendental figure without
  402%  resolution.
  402%    -- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", Stardate 3615.4
  403%Ensign: "Less than one ounce of anti-matter here is more powerful than
  403%  ten thousand cobalt bombs."
  403%Kirk:   "Let's hope it's as powerful as man will ever get."
  403%    -- Ensign Garrovick and Kirk, "Obsession", Stardate 3620.7
  404%If I let go a hammer on a planet having a positive gravity, I need not
  404%  see it fall to know that it has, in fact, fallen.
  404%    -- Spock, "Court Martial", Stardate 2948.9
  405%Crazy way to travel.  Spreading a man's molecules all over the universe.
  405%    -- McCoy, "Obsession," 3620.7
  406%All men are brothers.
  406%    -- Kirk, "Bread and Circuses", Stardate 4040.9
  407%...humanity...[the] striving of man to achieve greatness through
  407%  his own resources.
  407%    -- Anton Karidian, "The Conscience of the King", Stardate 2819.1
  408%To be human is also to seek pleasure.  To laugh --to dance.
  408%    -- Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah", Stardate 5843.7
  409%Being human does have certain advantages --being able to appreciate
  409%  the beauty of a flower, of a woman.
  409%    -- Kirk, "By Any Other Name", Stardate 4658.9
  410%... the intellect is not all --but its cultivation must come first,
  410%  or the individual makes errors --wastes time in unprofitable
  410%  pursuits.
  410%    -- Flint, "Requiem for Methuselah", Stardate 5843.7
  411%My people pride themselves on being the greatest, most successful
  411%  gamblers in the universe.  We compete for everything:  power, fame,
  411%  women.  Everything we desire.  And it is our nature to win!  For
  411%  proof I offer you our exploration of this galaxy.
  411%    -- Kirk, "The gamesters of Triskelion", Stardate unknown
  412%Freedom of movement and choice produced the human spirit.
  412%    -- Dr. Brown, "What are Little Girls Made Of?" Stardate 2712.4
  413%We're the same.  We share the same history, the same heritage, the same
  413%  lives.  We're tied together beyond any untying.  Man or woman,
  413%  it makes no difference.  We're human.  We couldn't escape from each
  413%  other even if we wanted to --that's how you do it, Lieutenant!  By
  413%  remembering who and what you are!  A bit of flesh and blood afloat in
  413%  a universe without end.  And the only thing that's truly yours is the
  413%  rest of humanity.  That's where your duty lies!
  413%    -- Kirk, "Who Mourns For Adonais?" Stardate 3468.1
  414%The semi-conscious mind is a tricky thing.  A man never knows just how
  414%  much is real or how much is imagination.
  414%    -- McCoy, "Obsession", Stardate 3620.7
  415%It's the custom of my people to help one another when we're in trouble.
  415%    -- Kirk, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", Stardate 3259.2
  416%We've each learned to be delighted with what we are.
  416%    -- Kirk, "The Savage Curtain", Stardate 5906.4
  417%Where I come from, size shape or color makes no difference.
  417%    -- Kirk, "Plato's Stepchildren", Stardate 5784.3
  418%In our century, we've learned not to fear words.
  418%    -- Uhura, "The Savage Curtain", Stardate 5906.4
  419%Now, I don't pretend to tell you how to find happiness and love, when
  419%  every day is a struggle to survive.  But I do insist that you do
  419%  survive, because the days and the years ahead are worth living for!
  419%    -- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever", Stardate unknown
  420%One day soon, man is going to be able to harness incredible energy --
  420%  maybe even the atom.  Energy that could ultimately hurl men to other
  420%  worlds in some sort of spaceship.  And the men that reach out into
  420%  space will find ways to feed the hungry millions of the world, and
  420%  to cure their diseases.  They'll be able to find a way to give each
  420%  man hope and a common future.  And those are the days worth living
  420%  for.
  420%    -- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever", Stardate unknown
  421%A person's strongest dreams are about what he can't do.
  421%    -- Vina, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), Stardate unknown
  422%What is man but that lofty spirit --that sense of enterprise.
  422%    -- Kirk, "I, Mudd", Stardate 4513.3
  423%No wants --no needs?  We weren't meant for that.  None of us.  Man
  423%  stagnates if he has no ambition, no desire to be more than he is.
  423%    -- Kirk, "This Side of Paradise", Stardate 3417.5
  424%Most people are afraid of being alone.
  424%    -- Kirk, "The Mark of Gideon", Stardate 5423.4
  425%You know, the greatest danger facing us is ourselves, and
  425%  irrational fear of the unknown.  There is no such thing as the
  425%  unknown.  Only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood.
  425%    -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", Stardate 1514.0
  426%No one knows how he'll act under pressure.
  426%    -- Sulu, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", Stardate 5730.2
  427%It is the nature of our species to be free.
  427%    -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", Stardate 3219.8
  428%When the personality of a human is involved, exact predictions are
  428%  hazardous.
  428%    -- McCoy, "The Lights of Zetar", Stardate 5725.6
  429%We faced a crisis in our earlier nuclear age.  We found the wisdom not
  429%  to destroy ourselves.
  429%    -- Kirk, "return to Tomorrow", Stardate 4768.3
  430%We all have our darker side.  We need it; it's half of what
  430%  we are.  It's not really ugly, it's human.
  430%    -- McCoy, "The Enemy Within", Stardate 1673.5
  431%We humans have a streak of barbarism in us --appalling, but
  431%  there nevertheless.
  431%    -- Kirk, "Space Seed", Stardate 3141.9
  432%Believe me, there's nothing tougher to overcome [than a sense of
  432%  purpose], even among humans.
  432%    -- McCoy, "I, Mudd", Stardate 4513.3
  433%In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million
  433%  Earth-type planets.  And in all of the universe, three million,
  433%  million galaxies like this.  But in all of that, and perhaps more,
  433%  only one of each of us.
  433%    -- McCoy, "Balance of Terror", Stardate 1709.9
  434%Maybe we weren't meant for Paradise.  Maybe we were meant to fight our
  434%  way through.  Struggle.  Claw our way up, scratch for every inch of
  434%  the way.  Maybe we can't stroll to the music of the lutes.  We must
  434%  march to the sound of drums.
  434%    -- Kirk, "This Side of Paradise", Stardate 3417.7
  435%We are not killers.
  435%    -- Chekov, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", Stardate 5730.6
  436%To us, killing is murder, even for revenge.
  436%    -- Kirk, "Plato's Stepchildren", Stardate 5784.3
  437%When a man feels guilty about something --something too terrible to
  437%  remember --he blots it out of his conscious memory.
  437%    -- McCoy, "Wolf in the Fold", Stardate 3614.9
  438%Kirk:   "We've come a long way in five thousand years."
  438%Apollo: "But you're still of the same nature."
  438%    -- Kirk and Apollo, "Who Mourns For Adonais?" Stardate 3468.1
  439%Kirk:  "We're a most promising species, Mr. Spock, as predators go.  Did you
  439%  know that?"
  439%Spock: "I frequently have my doubts."
  439%Kirk:  'I don't.  Not any more.  And maybe in a thousand years or so, we'll
  439%  be able to prove it."
  439%    -- Kirk and Spock, "Arena", Stardate 3046.2
  440%Mankind has no need for gods.  We find the One quite adequate.
  440%    -- Kirk, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" Stardate 3468.1
  441%We think of ourselves as the most powerful beings in the universe.
  441%  It's unsettling to discover that we're wrong.
  441%    -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", Stardate 3210.7
  442%We prefer to help ourselves.  We make mistakes, but we're human --
  442%  and maybe that's the word that best explains us.
  442%    -- Kirk, "I, Mudd", Stardate 4513.3
  443%Let me help.  A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous
  443%  novelist will write a classic using that theme.  He'll recommend those
  443%  three words even over "I love you."
  443%    -- Kirk, "The City on the Edge of Forever", Stardate unknown
  444%Spock: "Mankind --ready to kill."
  444%Kirk:  "That's the way it was in 1881."
  444%Spock: "I wonder how humanity managed to survive?"
  444%Kirk:  "We overcame our instinct for violence."
  444%    -- Spock and Kirk, "Spectre of the Gun", Stardate 4385.3
  445%Man is not just a biological unit that you can patch together.
  445%    -- McCoy, "The Changeling", Stardate 3541.9
  446%I speak of rights!  A machine has none; a man must.  If you do not
  446%  grant him that right, you have brought us down to the level of the
  446%  machine; indeed, you have elevated that machine above us!
  446%    -- Samuel T. Cogley, "Court Martial", Stardate 2949.9
  447%Your will to survive, your love of life, your passion to know ...
  447%  Everything that is truest and best in all species of beings has been
  447%  revealed to you.  Those are the qualities that make a civilization
  447%  worthy to survive.
  447%    -- Lai the Vian, "The Empath", Stardate 5121.5
  448%Those pressures are everywhere --in everyone, urging him to what you
  448%  call "savagery."  The private hells --the inner needs and
  448%  mysteries --the beast instinct.  As human beings, that is the way
  448%  it is.  To be human is to be complex.  You can't avoid a little
  448%  ugliness --from within --and from without.
  448%    -- Kirk, "Requiem for Methuselah", Stardate 5843.7
  449%They used to say, if man could fly, he'd have wings.  But he did fly;
  449%  he discovered he had to.  Do you wish that the first Apollo mission
  449%  hadn't reached the moon, or that we hadn't gone on to Mars and
  449%  then to the nearest star?  That's like saying you wish that you still
  449%  operated with scalpels and sewed your patients up with catgut, like
  449%  your great, great, great-grandfather used to do ... Dr. McCoy is
  449%  right in pointing out the enormous danger potential in any contact
  449%  with life and intelligence as fantastically advanced as this.  But I
  449%  must point out that the possibilities --the potential for knowledge
  449%  and advancement is equally great.  Risk --risk is our business.
  449%    -- Kirk, "Return to Tomorrow", Stardate 4768.3
  450%The time is past.  There is no room for gods.
  450%    -- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" Stardate 3468.1
  451%The [human] species is capable of much affection.
  451%    -- Deela the Scalosian, "Wink of an Eye", Stardate 5710.5
  452%You have here an unusual opportunity to appraise the human mind, or to
  452%  examine, in Earth terms, the roles of good and evil in a man.  His
  452%  negative side, which you call hostility, lust, violence; and his
  452%  positive side, which Earth people express as compassion, love,
  452%  tenderness.  And what is it that makes one man an exceptional leader?
  452%  We see here indications that it is his negative side which makes him
  452%  strong --that his evil side, if you will, properly controlled and
  452%  disciplined, is vital to his strength.  Your negative side, removed
  452%  from you, the power of command begins to elude you.
  452%    -- Spock, "The Enemy Within", Stardate 1673.1
  453%Captain, I'm beginning to understand why you Earthmen enjoy gambling.
  453%  No matter how carefully one computes the odds of success, there is
  453%  still a certain exhilaration in the risk.
  453%    -- Spock, "Patterns of Force", Stardate 2534.7
  454%In critical moments men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see.
  454%    -- Spock, "The Tholian Web", Stardate 5693.2
  455%Humans do have an amazing capacity for believing what they choose --
  455%  and excluding that which is painful.
  455%    -- Spock, "And The Children Shall Lead", Stardate 5029.5
  456%It does often seem that man must fight to live.
  456%    -- Flavius Maximus, "Bread and Circuses", Stardate 4040.9
  457%Humans smile with so little provocation.
  457%    -- Spock, "Journey to Babel", Stardate 3842.3
  458%He's not exactly working on all thrusters!
  458%    -- McCoy to Kirk, "The Voyage Home", Stardate 8390.
  459%... primitive structure [Scotty].  Insufficient safeguards built in.
  459%  Breakdown can occur from many causes.  Self-maintenance systems low
  459%  reliability.
  459%    -- Nomad, "The Changeling", Stardate 3541.9
  460%Where did your race get this ridiculous predilection for resistance. You
  460%  examine any object; you question everything.
  460%    -- Korob from Pyris VII, "Catspaw", Stardate 3018.2
  461%Oh, how absolutely typical of your species!  You don't understand
  461%  something so you become fearful.
  461%    -- Trelane, "The Squire of Gothos", Stardate 2124.5
  462%These shells in which we have encased ourselves -- they have such
  462%  heightened senses.  To feel, to hear, to smell.  How do humans
  462%  manage to exist in these fragile cases?
  462%    -- Rojan the Kelvan, "By Any Other Name", Stardate 4657.5
  463%There are many aspects of human irrationality I do not yet comprehend.
  463%  Obsession, for one.  The persistent single-minded fixation on
  463%  one idea.
  463%    -- Spock, "Obsession", Stardate 3619.6
  464%Do you know that you're one of the few predator species that preys
  464%  even on itself?
  464%    -- Trelane, "The Squire of Gothos", Stardate 2124.5
  465%Earthmen like Rameses, Alexander, Caesar, Napoleon, Hitler, Lee Kuan.
  465%  Your whole Earth history is made up of men seeking absolute power.
  465%    -- Spock, "Patterns of Force", Stardate 2534.7
  466%Man is ultimately superior to any mechanical device.
  466%    -- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", Stardate 1514.0
  467%We cannot allow any race as greedy and corruptible as yours to have
  467%  free run of the galaxy.
  467%    -- Norman the android, "I, Mudd", Stardate 4513.3
  468%Your species is self-destructive.
  468%    -- Norman the android, "I, Mudd", Stardate 4513.3
  469%[The people of Vaal] have taken their first step [towards achieving
  469%  true human stature].  They've learned to kill.
  469%    -- Spock, "The Apple", Stardate 3715.6
  470%Earthmen fear to bargain honestly.
  470%    -- Kras the Klingon, "Friday's Child", Stardate 3497.2
  471%You like to think of yourselves as complex creatures, but you're flawed.
  471%  One gains admittance to your minds through many levels.  You have too
  471%  many to keep track of yourselves.  There are unguarded entrances to
  471%  any human mind.
  471%    -- Sylvia of Pyris VII, "Catspaw", Stardate 3018.2
  472%Sparing your helpless enemy who surely would have destroyed you, you
  472%  demonstrated the advanced trait of mercy, something we hardly
  472%  expected.  We feel that there may be hope for your kind.
  472%  Therefore you will not be destroyed.  It would not be civilized.
  472%    -- The Metron, "Arena", Stardate 3046.2
  473%...hesitation ... is an hereditary trait of your species, and
  473%  suddenly faced by the unknown, or imminent danger, a human will
  473%  invariably experience a split second of indecision.  He hesitates.
  473%    -- Spock, "Obsession", Stardate 3620.7
  474%You [humans] find it easier to understand the death of one than the
  474%  death of a million.
  474%    -- Spock, "The Immunity Syndrome", Stardate 4307.1
  475%You striving, bickering, foolishly brave humans.
  475%    -- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" Stardate 3468.1
  476%Unhappiness is the state which occurs in the human when wants and
  476%  desires are not fulfilled.
  476%    -- Spock, "I, Mudd", Stardate 4513.3
  477%Humans are very peculiar.  I often find them unfathomable, but an
  477%  interesting psychological study.
  477%    -- Spock, "By Any Other Name", Stardate 4658.9
  478%You are still half-savage -- but there is hope.
  478%    -- The Metron, "Arena", Stardate 3046.2
  479%A lie is a very poor way to say hello.
  479%    -- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge of Forever", Stardate unknown
  480%Hours can be centuries.
  480%    -- Vanna the Troglyte, "The Cloud Minders", Stardate 5819.0
  481%Be pleasant no matter how much it hurts.
  481%    -- Kirk, "Elaan of Troyius", Stardate 4372.5
  482%Parents like stupid things.
  482%    -- Don, "And The Children Shall Lead", Stardate 5029.5
  483%I think children have an instinctive need for adults; they want to
  483%  be told right and wrong.
  483%    -- Kirk, "Miri", Stardate 2713.6
  484%A room should reflect its occupant.
  484%    -- Kirk, "Wink of an Eye", Stardate 5710.5
  485%A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it.
  485%    -- Mr. Atoz of Sarpeidon, "All Our Yesterdays", Stardate 5943.7
  486%Sailor's luck, Mr. Spock.  Or as one of Finable's Laws puts it: "Any
  486%  home port the ship makes will be somebody else's, not mine!"
  486%    -- Kirk, "Amok Time", Stardate 3372.7
  487%In the long history of medicine, no doctor has ever caught the first
  487%  few minutes of a play.
  487%    -- McCoy, "The Conscience of the King", Stardate 2919.8
  488%We're immortal, we gods.  The Earth changed.  Your fathers changed.
  488%  They turned away, until we were only memories.  A god cannot survive
  488%  as a memory.  We need love, admiration, worship, as you need food.
  488%    -- Apollo, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" Stardate 3468.1
  489%Nobody helps nobody but himself!
  489%    -- Bela Oxmyx, "A Piece of the Action", Stardate unknown
  490%Make the most of an uncertain future.  Enjoy yourself today.  Tomorrow
  490%  may never come at all.
  490%    -- Trelane, "The Squire of Gothos", Stardate 2125.7
  491%It isn't a bad life to have everyone in the universe at your beck and
  491%  call, and you win all the arguments.
  491%    -- Kirk, "The Man Trap", Stardate 1513.8
  492%The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals.  As far back
  492%  as the sabertooth tiger.
  492%    -- Spock, "Catspaw", Stardate 3018.2
  493%Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure.
  493%    -- Kirk, "the Alternative Factor", Stardate 3088.7
  494%The most cooperative man in this world is a dead man.
  494%    -- Bela Oxmyx, "A Piece of the Action", Stardate unknown
  495%The trigger has been pulled.  We've got to get there before the
  495%  hammer falls.
  495%    -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", Stardate 3198.4
  496%Hot as Vulcan.
  496%    -- McCoy, "Amok Time", Stardate 3372.7
  497%May the Great Bird of the galaxy bless your planet.
  497%    -- Sulu, "The Man Trap", Stardate 1513.4
  498%We shield it [the Vulcan mating rite] with ritual and custom shrouded
  498%  in antiquity.  You humans have no conception.  It strips our minds
  498%  from us.  It brings a madness which rips away the veneer of
  498%  civilization.  It is the "pon farr" -- the time of mating.
  498%    -- Spock, "Amok Time", Stardate 3372.7
  499%We have always fought.  We must; we are hunters ... tracking and taking
  499%  what we need.  There are poor planets in the Klingon systems ... we
  499%  must push outward if we are to survive.
  499%    -- Mara, [wife of Klingon Commander], "Day of the Dove," Stardate unknown
  500%I suppose most of us overlook that fact that even Vulcans aren't
  500%  indestructible.
  500%    -- Kirk, "Amok Time", Stardate 3372.7
  501%I have heard of the Vulcan integrity and personal honor.  There is a
  501%  well-known saying, or is it a myth, that Vulcans are incapable
  501%  of lying.
  501%    -- Romulan Commander, "The Enterprise Incident", Stardate 5027.3
  502%Too much love is dangerous
  502%    -- Dionyd, "Plato's Stepchildren" Stardate 5784.3
  503%Cupid's arrow kills Vulcans
  503%    -- Eraclitus, "Plato's Stepchildren", Stardate 5784.3
  504%As a Vulcan you will study it [Romulan society].  As a human, you
  504%  would find ways to appreciate it.
  504%    -- Romulan Commander, "The Enterprise Incident", Stardate 5027.3
  505%McCoy: "Hope -- I always thought that was a human failing, Mr. Spock?
  505%Spock: "True, Doctor.  Constant exposure does result in a certain degree
  505%  of contamination."
  505%    -- McCoy and Spock, "The Gamesters of Triskelion", Stardate 3211.7
  506%Kirk:  "In the distant past Vulcans killed to win their mates."
  506%McCoy: 'And they still go mad at this time.  Perhaps the price they pay for
  506%  having no emotions the rest of the time."
  506%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "Amok Time", Stardate 3372.7
  507%Their [the Klingon's] empire is made up of conquered worlds.  They take
  507%  what they want by arms and force.
  507%    -- Kirk, "Friday's Child", Stardate 3497.2
  508%At least we'll be away from all this openness.  No, this is too strange
  508%  for us.  We are creatures of outer space.  Soon, we will be safe in
  508%  the comforting closeness of walls.
  508%    -- Rojan the Kelvan, "By Any Other Name", Stardate 4657.5
  509%Captain, we can control the Federation as easily as we can control you.
  509%  The fate of the inferior in any galaxy.
  509%    -- Rojan the Kelvan, "By Any Other Name", Stardate 4657.5
  510%Our people are warriors, often savage, but we are also many other
  510%  pleasant things.
  510%    -- Romulan Commander, "The Enterprise Incident", Stardate 5027.3
  511%They're offering you a chance for combat.  They consider it
  511%  more pleasurable than love.
  511%    -- McCoy, "Friday's Child", Stardate 3497.2
  512%We found them totally uninterested in medical aid or hospitals.  They
  512%  believe that only the strong should survive.
  512%    -- McCoy, "Friday's Child", Stardate 3497.2
  513%This troubled planet [Ardana] is a place of most violent contrasts --
  513%  those who receive the rewards are totally separated from those who
  513%  shoulder the burdens.  It is not a wise leadership.
  513%    -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", Stardate 5818.4
  514%We believe men should fight their own battles.  Only the weak will die.
  514%    -- Proconsul Marcus Claudius, "Bread and Circuses", Stardate 4041.2
  515%Tellarites do no argue for reasons; they simply argue.
  515%    -- Sarek of Vulcan, "Journey to Babel", Stardate 3842.4
  516%To us, violence is unthinkable.
  516%    -- Ayleborne of Organia, "Errand of Mercy", Stardate 3201.7
  517%A truly advanced planet wouldn't use force.  They wouldn't come here
  517%  in strange alien forms.
  517%    -- Gary Seven, "Assignment Earth", Stardate unknown
  518%"I know engineers, they *love* to change things!"
  518%    -- McCoy, "ST:TMP", Stardate 7412.3
  519%"My oath of celibacy is on record."
  519%    -- Ilia, "ST:TMP", Stardate 7412.3
  520%Chekov: "No casualties, Doctor."
  520%McCoy:  "Wrong, Mister Chekov, there are casualties.  My wits!  As in
  520%  'frightened out of', Captain, sir!"
  520%    -- Chekov and McCoy, "ST:TMP", Stardate 7412.3
  521%"Spock, transmit *now*..."
  521%    -- Kirk, "ST:TMP", Stardate 7412.3
  522%"Of course...we all create God in our own image!"
  522%    -- Decker, "ST:TMP", Stardate 7412.3
  523%Saavik: "Mister Sulu, plot an intercept course."
  523%Sulu:   "May I remind the captain that if a starship enters the zone..."
  523%Saavik: "I'm aware of my responsibilities, Mister."
  523%    -- Saavik and Sulu, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  524%Saavik: "Any suggestions, Admiral?"
  524%Kirk:   "Prayer, Mister Saavik, the Klingons don't take prisoners."
  524%    -- Saavik and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  525%Kirk:  "Physician, heal thyself."
  525%McCoy: "Is that all you got to say?  What about my performance?"
  525%Kirk:  "I'm not a drama critic."
  525%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  526%"Well, Mister Saavik, are you going to stay with a sinking ship?"
  526%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  527%Saavik: "Permission to speak candidly, sir."
  527%Kirk:   "Granted."
  527%Saavik: "I don't believe this was a fair test of my command abilities."
  527%Kirk:   "And why not?"
  527%Saavik: "Because, there was no way to win."
  527%Kirk:   "A no-win situation is a possibility every commander may face.  Has
  527%  that never occurred to you?"
  527%Saavik: "No, sir, it has not."
  527%Kirk:   "How we deal with death, is at least as important as how we face
  527%  life, wouldn't you say?"
  527%Saavik: "As I indicated, Admiral, that thought had not occurred to me."
  527%Kirk:   "Well, now you have something new to think about.  Carry on."
  527%    -- Saavik and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  528%McCoy: "Admiral, wouldn't it be easier to just put an experienced crew back
  528%  on the ship?"
  528%Kirk:  "Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young, Doctor."
  528%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  529%"Aren't you dead?"
  529%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  530%Kirk:  "I assume you're loitering around here to learn what efficiency rating
  530%  I plan to give your cadets."
  530%Spock: "I am understandably curious."
  530%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  531%Kirk:  "They destroyed the Simulator Room and you with it."
  531%Spock: "The Kobayashi Maru scenario frequently wreaks havoc with students
  531%  and equipment.  As I recall, you took the test three times yourself.  Your
  531%  final solution was shall we say...unique."
  531%"It had the virtue of never having being tried."
  531%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  532%Kirk:  "Oh, by the way, thank you for this."
  532%Spock: "I know of your fondness for antiques."
  532%Kirk:  "'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.' Message,
  532%  Spock?"
  532%Spock: "None that I'm conscious of.  Except of course, 'Happy birthday'.
  532%  Surely, 'the best of times'."
  532%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  533%Kirk:  "Why, bless me, Doctor, what beams you into this neck of the woods?"
  533%McCoy: "Beware Romulans bearing gifts.  Happy birthday, Jim."
  533%Kirk:  "Thanks."
  533%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3"
  534%Kirk:  "Romulan ale, why Bones, you know this is illegal."
  534%McCoy: "I only use it for medicinal purposes.  I got aboard a ship that
  534%  brings them in a case every now and then.  Now don't be afraid."
  534%Kirk:  "2283."
  534%McCoy: "Yeah, well it takes this stuff a while to ferment."
  534%Kirk:  "Ohh."
  534%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  535%McCoy: "Here, give me.  Now, you open this one."
  535%Kirk:  "I'm almost afraid to.  What is it?  Klingon aphrodisiacs?"
  535%McCoy: "No.  More antiques for your collection."
  535%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  536%Kirk:  "Well, Bones, this is...charming."
  536%McCoy: "They're four-hundred years old.  You don't find many with the
  536%  lenses still intact."
  536%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  537%Kirk:  "What is it?"
  537%McCoy: "They're for your eyes.  For most patients your age, I'd usually
  537%  recommend Retinax-Five"
  537%Kirk:  "I'm allergic to Retinax."
  537%McCoy: "Exactly.  Cheers."
  537%Kirk:  "Cheers."
  537%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  538%McCoy: "Happy birthday."
  538%Kirk:  "I don't know what to say."
  538%McCoy: "Well, you could say, 'Thank you.'"
  538%Kirk:  "Thank you."
  538%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  539%McCoy: "Damn it, Jim, what the hell's the matter with you?  Other people
  539%  have birthdays, why are we treating yours like a funeral?"
  539%Kirk:  "Bones, I don't want to be lectured."
  539%McCoy: "What the hell do you want?  This is not about age, and you know it.
  539%  It's about you flying a goddamn computer console when you want to be out
  539%  there hopping galaxies."
  539%Kirk:  "Spare me your notions of poetry please, we all have our assigned
  539%  duties."
  539%McCoy: "Bull.  You're a-hiding.  Hiding behind rules and regulations."
  539%Kirk:  "Who am I hiding from?"
  539%McCoy: "From yourself, Admiral."
  539%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  540%Kirk:  "Don't mince words, Bones, what do you really think?"
  540%McCoy: "Jim, I'm your doctor, and I'm your friend.  Get back your command.
  540%  Get it back before you turn into part of this collection.  Before you
  540%  really do grow old."
  540%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.3
  541%"Starship Log, Stardate 8130.4.  Log entry by First Officer Pavel Chekov.
  541%  Starship Reliant on orbital approach to Ceti VI in connection with
  541%  Project Genesis.  We are continuing our search for a lifeless planet to
  541%  satisfy the requirement of a test site for the Genesis experiment.  So
  541%  far no success."
  541%    -- Chekov, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  542%Terrell: "Get on the com-pick to Doctor Marcus.  Listen, maybe it's
  542%  something we can transplant, hmm?"
  542%Chekov:  "You *know* what she'll say."
  542%    -- Captain Terrell and Chekov, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  543%David: "Every time we have dealings with Starfleet I get nervous.  We are
  543%  dealing with something that could be perverted into a dreadful weapon.
  543%  Remember that overgrown boy scout you used to hang around with?  That's
  543%  exactly the kind of man that'll--"
  543%Carol: "Listen kiddo, Jim Kirk was many things, but he was *never* a boy
  543%  scout."
  543%    -- David and Carol Marcus, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  544%Terrell: "Chekov, are you sure these are the correct coordinates?"
  544%Chekov:  "Captain, this is the *garden spot* of Ceti Alpha VI!"
  544%Terrell: "I can barely see it."
  544%    -- Captain Terrell and Chekov, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  545%"There's nothing here.  The tricorder must be broken."
  545%    -- Chekov, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  546%"What the hell is that?"
  546%    -- Captain Terrell, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  547%"'Botany Bay'.  Botany Bay?  Oh no!"
  547%    -- Chekov, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  548%Chekov: "Khan!"
  548%Khan:   [To Terrell] "I don't know you."  [To Chekov] "But you, I never
  548%  forget a face, Mister Chekov, isn't it?  I never thought to see your
  548%  face again."
  548%    -- Chekov and Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  549%Terrell: "Chekov, who is this man?"
  549%Chekov:  "Criminal, Captain.  A product of late twentieth-century genetic
  549%  engineering."
  549%Terrell: "What do you want with us?  Sir, I demand to--"
  549%Khan:    "You are in a position to demand nothing, sir.  I, on the other
  549%  hand, am in a position to grant nothing.  What you see is all that remains
  549%  of the ship's company and crew of the Botany Bay, marooned here fifteen
  549%  years ago by Captain James T. Kirk."
  549%    -- Captain Terrell, Chekov, and Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  550%Terrell: "Listen, you men and women, you haven't--"
  550%Khan:    "Captain, Captain, Cap..."  [Laughs] "Save your strength, Captain."
  550%  [Laughs]  "These people have sworn to live and die at my command two
  550%  hundred years before you were born.  Do you mean he never told you the
  550%  tale?  To amuse your captain, no?  Never told you how the Enterprise
  550%  picked up the Botany Bay lost in space from the year 1996, myself and the
  550%  ship's company in cryogenic freeze."
  550%    -- Captain Terrell and Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  551%Terrell: "I've never even met Admiral Kirk."
  551%Khan:    "Admiral?  Admiral!  Admiral...  Never told you how *Admiral* Kirk
  551%  sent seventy of us into exile here on this barren sandheap with only the
  551%  contents of these cargo bays to sustain us."
  551%Chekov:  "You lie!  On Ceti Alpha V there was life!  A fair chance!"
  551%Khan:    "This is Ceti Alpha V!  Ceti Alpha VI exploded six months after we
  551%  were left here.  The shock shifted the orbit of this planet and everything
  551%  was laid waste.  *Admiral* Kirk never bothered to check on our progress.
  551%  It was only the fact of my genetically engineered intellect that allowed
  551%  us to survive.  On Earth, two hundred years ago, I was a prince, with
  551%  power over millions!"
  551%Chekov:  "Captain Kirk was your host.  You repaid his hospitality by trying
  551%  to steal his ship and murder him!"
  551%    -- Captain Terrell, Khan Singh, and Chekov, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  552%Khan:   "You didn't expect to find me, you thought this was Ceti Alpha VI.
  552%  Ah!  Why are you here?"  [Lifts Chekov]  "Why?"  [Puts Chekov down]
  552%  "Allow me to introduce you to Ceti Alpha V's only remaining *indigenous*
  552%  lifeform.  What do you think?  It killed twenty of my people...including
  552%  my beloved wife.  Oh, not all at once.  And not instantly to be sure.  You
  552%  see, their young enter through the ears, and wrap themselves around the
  552%  cerebral cortex.  This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely
  552%  susceptible to suggestion.  Later, as they grow, follows madness...and
  552%  death."
  552%Chekov: "Khan, listen to me!"
  552%Khan:   "These are pets, of course.  Not quite domesticated."
  552%Chekov: "Khan, Captain Kirk was only doing his duty."
  552%    -- Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  553%"That's better.  Now, tell me...why are you here?  And tell me where I may
  553%  find James Kirk."
  553%    -- Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  554%Kirk: "I hate inspections."
  554%Sulu: "I'm delighted.  Any chance to go aboard the Enterprise..."
  554%    -- Kirk and Sulu, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  555%"Well I for one am glad to have you at the helm for three weeks.  I don't
  555%  think these kids can steer."
  555%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  556%Kirk:  "Permission to come aboard, Captain."
  556%Spock: "Welcome, Admiral.  I think you know my training crew.  Certainly
  556%  they have come to know you."
  556%Kirk:  "Yes, we've been through death and life together."
  556%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  557%Kirk:  "Mister Scott, you're all spaced-out.  You're well."
  557%Scott: "I had a wee bout, sir, but uh, Doctor McCoy pulled me through."
  557%Kirk:  "Wee bout of what?"
  557%McCoy: "Shore leave, Admiral."
  557%Kirk:  "Oh, I see."
  557%    -- Kirk, Scott, and McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  558%Kirk:    "And who do we have here?"
  558%Preston: "Midshipman First Class Peter Preston, engineer's mate, *sir*!"
  558%Kirk:    "First training voyage, Mister Preston?"
  558%Preston: "Yes, *sir*!"
  558%    -- Kirk and Midshipman Preston, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  559%Kirk:  "Well, shall we start with the Engine Room?"
  559%Scott: "We'll see you there, and everything is in order."
  559%Kirk:  "That'll be a pleasant surprise, Mister Scott."
  559%    -- Kirk and Scott, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  560%Saavik: "He's never what I expect, sir."
  560%Spock:  "What surprises you, Lieutenant?"
  560%Saavik: "He seems so...human."
  560%Spock:  "Nobody's perfect, Saavik."
  560%    -- Saavik and-Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  561%Preston: "I believe you'll find everything ship-shape, Admiral."
  561%Kirk:    "Oh do you?  Do you have any idea, Midshipman Preston, how many
  561%  times I've had to listen to Mister Scott on the com telling me his
  561%  troubles?  Do you have any idea the ribbing I've had to endure in the
  561%  Officer's Mess to the effect that the Enterprise is a flying death trap?"
  561%Preston: "Oh no, sir.  Well, this is the finest engine room in the whole
  561%  Starfleet!  If the Admiral can't see the facts for himself, then with all
  561%  due respect, he's as blind as a Tiberian bat..."
  561%Scott:   [Clears throat]
  561%Preston: "Sir!"
  561%    -- Midshipman Preston, Kirk, and Scott, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  562%Kirk:  "Midshipman, you're a tiger."
  562%Scott: "My sister's youngest admiral.  Crazy to get to space."
  562%Kirk:  "Every young man's fancy.  I seem to remember it myself."
  562%    -- Kirk and Scott, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  563%Kirk:  "Well, Mister Scott, are your cadets capable of handling a minor
  563%  training cruise?"
  563%Scott: "Give the word, Admiral."
  563%Kirk:  "Mister Scott, the word is given."
  563%Scott: "Aye, sir."
  563%    -- Kirk and Scott, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  564%McCoy: "But Admiral, what about the rest of the inspection?"
  564%Kirk:  ["Later."]
  564%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  565%Spock:  "Lieutenant, have you ever piloted a starship out of Spacedock?"
  565%Saavik: "Never, sir."
  565%Spock:  "Take her out, Mister Saavik."
  565%Saavik: "Aye, sir."
  565%    -- Spock and Saavik, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  566%Spock: "For everything there is a first time, Lieutenant.  Don't you agree,
  566%  Admiral?"
  566%Kirk:  "Mmm-hmm."
  566%    -- Spock and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  567%"Would you like a tranquilizer?"
  567%    -- McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  568%Spock: "Mister Sulu, you may...indulge yourself."
  568%Sulu:  "Aye, sir!"
  568%    -- Spock and Sulu, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  569%Kirk:   "Lieutenant, are you wearing your hair differently?"
  569%Saavik: "It's still regulation, Admiral."
  569%Kirk:   ["Oh."]
  569%    -- Kirk and Saavik, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  570%Saavik: "May I speak, sir?"
  570%Kirk:   "Self-expression doesn't seem to be one of your problems.
  570%Saavik: [Stares at Kirk quizzingly]
  570%Kirk:   "You're  bothered by your performance on the Kobayashi Maru."
  570%Saavik: "I failed to resolve the situation."
  570%Kirk:   "There's no correct solution.  It's a test of character."
  570%    -- Saavik and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  571%Saavik: "May I ask how you dealt with the test?"
  571%Kirk:   "You may ask!"
  571%Saavik: [Again stares at Kirk quizzingly]
  571%Kirk:   "That's a little joke."
  571%Saavik: "Humor.  It is a difficult concept.  It is not logical."
  571%Kirk:   "We learn by doing."
  571%    -- Saavik and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  572%"Who's been holding up the damn elevator?"
  572%    -- McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  573%McCoy: "She change her hairstyle?"
  573%Kirk:  "Haven't noticed."
  573%McCoy: "Wonderful stuff that Romulan ale."
  573%Kirk:  "Hmm."
  573%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  574%McCoy: "Never rains, but it pours."
  574%Kirk:  "As a physician you of all people should appreciate the dangers of
  574%  reopening old wounds."
  574%"Sorry."
  574%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  575%"I've tried warning you before.  Scientists have always been pawns of the
  575%  military!"
  575%    -- David Marcus, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  576%"Starfleet has kept the peace for over a 100 years.  I cannot and will
  576% not subscribe to your interpretation of this event!"
  576%    -- Carol Marcus, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  577%"But what about Reliant?  She's on her way."
  577%    -- Jedda,"STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  578%Carol: "Get your gear together where it's handy."
  578%March: "And where are we going?"
  578%Carol: "That's for us to know and Reliant to find out."
  578%    -- Carol Marcus and March, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  579%Kirk:  "We have a problem.  Something may be wrong on Regula One, we've been
  579%  ordered to investigate."
  579%Spock: "If memory serves, Regula One is a scientific research laboratory."
  579%Kirk:  "I told Starfleet Command all we have is a boatload of children, but
  579%  we're the only ship in the quadrant.  Spock, these cadets of yours, how
  579%  good are they?  How will they respond under real pressure?"
  579%Spock: "As with all living things, each according to his gifts.  Of course,
  579%  the ship is yours."
  579%Kirk:  "No, that won't be necessary.  Just get me to Regula One."
  579%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  580%Spock: "As a teacher on a training mission, I am content to command the
  580%  Enterprise.  If we are to go on actual duty, it is clear that the senior
  580%  officer on board must assume command."
  580%Kirk:  "It may be nothing.  Garbled communications.  You take the ship."
  580%Spock: "Jim, you proceed from a false assumption.  I am a Vulcan.  I have
  580%  no ego to bruise."
  580%    -- Spock and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  581%Kirk:  "You are about to remind me that logic alone dictates your actions?"
  581%Spock: "I would not remind you of that which you know so well.  If I may be
  581%  so bold, it was a mistake for you to accept promotion.  Commanding a
  581%  starship is your first, best destiny.  Anything else is a waste of
  581%  material."
  581%Kirk:  "I wouldn't have presumed to debate you."
  581%Spock: "That is wise."
  581%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  582%Spock: "In any case, were I to invoke logic, logic clearly dictates that
  582%  the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
  582%Kirk:  "Or the one."
  582%    -- Spock and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  583%"You are my superior officer.  You are also my friend.  I have been and
  583%  always shall be yours."
  583%    -- Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  584%"So much for the little training cruise."
  584%    -- Sulu, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  585%"He tasks me!  He tasks me, and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round
  585%  the moons of Nebia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition's
  585%  Flames before I give him up!"
  585%    -- Khan Noonian Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  586%Carol: "What exactly is Genesis?  Well, put simply, Genesis is life from
  586%  lifelessness.  It is a process whereby molecular structure is reorganized
  586%  at the subatomic level into life-generating matter of equal mass.  Stage
  586%  One of our experiments was conducted in a laboratory.  Stage Two of the
  586%  series will be attempted in a lifeless underground.  Stage Three will
  586%  involve the process on a planetary scale.  It is our intention to
  586%  introduce the Genesis Device into a preselected area of a lifeless space
  586%  body, a moon or other dead form.  The device is delivered, instantaneously
  586%  causing what we call the 'Genesis Effect'.  Matter is reorganized with
  586%  life-generating results.  Instead of a dead moon, a living, breathing
  586%  planet capable of supporting whatever we see fit to deposit on it."
  586%Spock: "Fascinating."
  586%    -- Carol Marcus and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  587%Carol: "The reformed moon represented here represents the merest fraction of
  587%  the Genesis potential, should the Federation wish to fund these experiments
  587%  to their logical conclusion.  When we consider the cosmic problems of
  587%  population and food supply, the usefulness of this process becomes clear.
  587%  This concludes our proposal.  Thank you for your attention."
  587%Spock: "It literally is 'genesis'."
  587%Kirk:  "The power of creation."
  587%    -- Carol Marcus, Spock, and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  588%McCoy: "Dear Lord, do you think we're intelligent enough to...  Suppose, what
  588%  if this thing were used where life already exists?"
  588%Spock: "It would destroy such life, in favor of its new matrix."
  588%McCoy: "'Its new matrix'?  Do you have any idea what you're saying?"
  588%Spock: "I was not attempting to evaluate its moral implications, Doctor.  As
  588%  a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy than to
  588%  create."
  588%McCoy: "Not anymore.  Now we can do both at the same time.  According to
  588%  myth, the Earth was created in six days. Now watch out! Here comes Genesis!
  588%  We'll do it for you in six minutes!"
  588%    -- McCoy and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  589%Spock: "I do not dispute that in the wrong hands--"
  589%McCoy: "'In the wrong hands'?  Would you mind telling me whose are the right
  589%  hands, my logical friend?  Are you by any chance in favor of these
  589%  experiments?"
  589%Kirk:  "Gentlemen, gentlemen, this isn't the--"
  589%Spock: "Really, Doctor McCoy, you must learn to govern your passions.  They
  589%  will be your undoing.  Logic suggests--"
  589%McCoy: "Logic?  My god, the man's talking about logic!  We're talking about
  589%  universal armageddon!  You green-blooded, inhuman--"
  589%    -- Spock, McCoy, and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  590%"Slow to one-half impulse power.  Let's be friends."
  590%    -- Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  591%Saavik: "Sir, may I quote General Order Twelve, 'On the approach of any
  591%  vessel when communications have not been established--"
  591%Spock:  "Lieutenant, the admiral is well aware of the regulations."
  591%Saavik: "Aye, sir."
  591%    -- Saavik and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  592%Joachim: "They're requesting communications, sir."
  592%Khan:    "Let them eat static!"
  592%    -- Joachim and Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  593%Joachim: "They're still running with shields down."
  593%Khan:    "Of course, we are one big happy fleet!"
  593%    -- Joachim and Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  594%"Ah Kirk, my old friend.  Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us,
  594%  'Revenge is a dish that is best served cold'? It is very cold...in space."
  594%    -- Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  595%Uhura: "Admiral, the commander of the Reliant is signaling.  He wishes to
  595%  discuss terms of our surrender."
  595%Kirk:  "Put it on-screen."
  595%Uhura: "But..."
  595%Kirk:  "Do it!  While we still have time."
  595%    -- Uhura and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  596%Kirk: "Khan..."
  596%Khan: "You still remember, Admiral.  I cannot help but be touched.  I, of
  596%  course, remember *you*."
  596%Kirk: "What is the meaning of this attack?  Where is the crew of the
  596%  Reliant?"
  596%Khan: "Surely I have made my meaning plain.  I mean to avenge myself upon
  596%  you, Admiral.  I deprive your ship of power and when I swing around you I
  596%  mean to deprive you of your life! But I wanted you to know first who it
  596%  was who had beaten you!"
  596%    -- Kirk and Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  597%Kirk: "Khan, if it's me you want, I'll have myself beamed aboard.  Spare my
  597%  crew."
  597%Khan: "I make you a counterproposal.  I'll agree to your terms, if...if in
  597%  addition to yourself, you'll hand over all data and material regarding the
  597%  project called 'Genesis'."
  597%Kirk: "'Genesis'?  What's that?"
  597%Khan: "Don't insult my intelligence, Kirk."
  597%    -- Kirk and Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  598%Kirk: "Give me some time to recall the data on our computers."
  598%Khan: "I give you sixty seconds, Admiral."
  598%    -- Kirk and Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  599%"Clear the bridge."
  599%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  600%Khan: "Admiral..."
  600%Kirk: "Please, please, you've got to give us time.  The Bridge is smashed,
  600%  the computer's inoperative."
  600%Khan: "Time is a luxury you don't have, Admiral."
  600%    -- Khan Singh and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  601%Khan: "Fifteen seconds, Admiral."
  601%Kirk: "Khan, how do we know you'll keep your word?"
  601%Khan: "Oh, I've given you no word to keep, Admiral.  In my judgment you
  601%  simply have no alternative."
  601%Kirk: "I see your point.  Stand by to receive our transmission."
  601%    -- Khan Singh and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  602%Khan: "Time's up, Admiral."
  602%Kirk: "Here it comes."
  602%    -- Khan Singh and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  603%"Where's the override?  The override?"
  603%    -- Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  604%Sulu:   "Sir, you did it."
  604%Kirk:   "I did nothing!  Except get caught with my britches down.  Must be
  604%  going senile.  Mister Saavik, you go right on quoting regulations!
  604%  Meantime, let's find out how badly we've been hurt."
  604%Uhura:  [Gasp!]
  604%Saavik: [Gasp!]
  604%    -- Sulu, Kirk, Uhura, and Saavik, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  605%Preston: "Is the word given, Admiral?"
  605%Kirk:    "The word is given.  Warp speed."
  605%Preston: "Aye."  [Dies]
  605%Scott:   "Oh, why?"
  605%Kirk:    "He wants to kill me for passing sentence on him fifteen years ago,
  605%  and he doesn't care who stands between him and his vengeance."
  605%McCoy:   "I'm sorry, Scotty."
  605%Scott:   "He stayed at his post, when the trainees ran."
  605%    -- Midshipman Preston, Kirk, Scott, & McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  606%Spock: "Admiral, this is Spock."
  606%Kirk:  "Yes, Spock."
  606%Spock: "Engine Room reports auxiliary power restored.  We can proceed at
  606%  impulse power."
  606%Kirk:  "Best speed to Regula One, Kirk out."  [To Scott]  "Scotty, I have to
  606%  ask. Is there any chance of getting the mains back on the line?"
  606%Scott: "I do not think so, sir, but you'll have my best."
  606%  [To McCoy]  "Thanks. I know you tried, Doctor."
  606%    -- Spock, Kirk, and Scott, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  607%Kirk:  "You all right?"
  607%McCoy: "I don't know.  Doctors lose patients sometimes, damn it.  I'm still
  607%  in the dark.  How did he know about Genesis?"
  607%Kirk:  "I don't know.  But what's important now is to prevent him from
  607%  getting his hands on it.  You said it yourself, it's a bang that could
  607%  rearrange the universe."
  607%McCoy: "There still may be time.  You gave as good as you got."
  607%Kirk:  "We're alive only because I knew something about these ships that he
  607%  didn't."
  607%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  608%Kirk:  "I'm going down there."
  608%McCoy: "Khan could be down there."
  608%Kirk:  "He's been there.  Hasn't found what he wants.  Can you spare someone
  608%  that maybe he won't hurt?"
  608%McCoy: "Yeah, I can spare me."
  608%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  609%Saavik: "Begging the admiral's pardon, General Order Fifteen, 'No flag
  609%  officer shall beam into a hazardous area without armed escort.'"
  609%Kirk:   "There's no such regulation."
  609%Saavik: [Gives Kirk the "Yes there is" look]
  609%Kirk:   "All right, join the party."
  609%    -- Saavik and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  610%Kirk:  "Mister Spock, the ship is yours."
  610%Spock: "Jim, be careful."
  610%McCoy: "*We* will."
  610%    -- Kirk, Spock, and McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  611%Kirk:    "Captain, where's Doctor Marcus?  Where're the Genesis materials?"
  611%Terrell: "He couldn't find them.  Even the databanks were empty."
  611%Kirk:    "Erased?"
  611%Terrell: "He tortured those people.  But none of them would tell him
  611%  anything.  He went wild, he slit their throats.  He wanted to tear the
  611%  place apart.  But it was late.  He had to get back to the Reliant in time
  611%  to blow you to bits."
  611%    -- Kirk and Captain Terrell, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  612%Saavik:  "Where's Reliant's crew?  Dead?"
  612%Terrell: "Marooned on Ceti Alpha V.  He's completely mad, Admiral.  He blames
  612%  you for the death of his wife."
  612%Kirk:    "I know what he blames me for."
  612%    -- Saavik, Captain Terrell, and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  613%Kirk:  "Kirk to Enterprise."
  613%Spock: "Spock here."
  613%Kirk:  "Captain Spock, damage report."
  613%Spock: "Admiral, if we go by the book, like Lieutenant Saavik, hours would
  613%  seem like days."
  613%Kirk:  "I read you, Captain, let's have it."
  613%Spock: "The situation is grave, Admiral.  We won't have main power for six
  613%  days. Auxiliary power has temporarily failed.  Restoration may be possible,
  613%  in two days, 'by the book', Admiral."
  613%Kirk:  "Meaning you can't even beam us back?"
  613%Spock: "Not at present."
  613%Kirk:  "Captain Spock, if you don't hear from us within one hour, your orders
  613%  are to restore what power you can, take the Enterprise to the nearest
  613%  starbase and alert Starfleet Command as soon as you're out of jamming
  613%  range."
  613%Uhura: "Sir, we won't leave you behind."
  613%Kirk:  "Uhura, if don't hear from us there won't be anyone behind.  Kirk
  613%  out."
  613%    -- Kirk, Spock, and Uhura, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  614%McCoy: "Go?  Where are we going?"
  614%Kirk:  "Where they went."
  614%McCoy: "Suppose they went nowhere?"
  614%Kirk:  "Then this'll be your big chance to get away from it all."
  614%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  615%"Genesis, I presume."
  615%    -- McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  616%David:   "He killed everybody we left behind!"
  616%Carol:   "Oh of course he didn't.  David, you're just making this harder."
  616%Terrell: "I'm afraid even it's harder than you think, doctor.
  616%    -- David & Carol Marcus, & Captain Terrell, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  617%Kirk:   "Chekov..."
  617%Chekov: "I'm...sorry, Admiral."
  617%    -- Kirk and Chekov, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  618%Terrell: "Your excellency, have you been listening?"
  618%Khan:    "I have indeed, Captain.  You have done well."
  618%    -- Captain Terrell and Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  619%"I knew it, you son of a bitch!"
  619%    -- David Marcus, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  620%Khan:    "Captain, we are waiting.  What is the delay?"
  620%Terrell: "All is well, sir.  You...you have the coordinates to beam up
  620%  Genesis."
  620%Khan:    "First things, first, Captain.  *Kill* Admiral Kirk."
  620%Terrell: "Sir, it is difficult.  I try to obey, but..."
  620%Khan:    "*Kill him*."
  620%    -- Captain Terrell and Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  621%"Kill him, Terrell, NOW!"
  621%    -- Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  622%"God's sakes!  What is it?"
  622%    -- McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  623%Kirk: "Khan, you bloodsucker!  You're going to have to do your own dirty work
  623%  now!  Do you hear me?  DO YOU?"
  623%Khan: "Kirk...Kirk, you're still alive, my old friend."
  623%Kirk: "Still, 'old friend'!  You've managed to kill just about everyone else,
  623%  but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!"
  623%Khan: "Perhaps I no longer need to try, Admiral."
  623%    -- Kirk and Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  624%Kirk: "Khan...Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me.  You were
  624%  going to kill me, Khan, you're going to have to come down here!  You're
  624%  going to have to come down here!"
  624%Khan: "I've done far worse than kill you.  I've hurt you.  And I wish to go
  624%  on...hurting you."
  624%    -- Kirk and Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  625%"I shall leave you as you left me...as you left her.  Marooned for all
  625%  eternity in the center of a dead planet.  Buried alive!  Buried alive!"
  625%    -- Khan Singh and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  626%"KHAN!  KHAN!"
  626%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  627%McCoy: "If Enterprise followed orders, she's long since gone.  If she
  627%  couldn't obey, she's...finished."
  627%David: "So are we, it looks like."
  627%    -- McCoy and David Marcus, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  628%Carol: "I don't understand, who's responsible for all this.  Who is 'Khan'?"
  628%Kirk:  "Well, it's a long story."
  628%David: "We appear to have plenty of time."
  628%    -- Carol Marcus, Kirk, and David Marcus, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  629%"Is there anything to eat?  I don't know about anybody else, but I'm
  629%  starved."
  629%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  630%McCoy: "How can you think of food at a time like this?"
  630%Kirk:  "First order of business...survival."
  630%Carol: "There's food in the Genesis cave.  Enough to last a *lifetime*, if
  630%  necessary."
  630%    -- McCoy, Kirk, and Carol Marcus, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  631%McCoy: "We thought this was Genesis."
  631%Carol: "This?  It took the Starfleet Corps of Engineers ten months in
  631%  spacesuits to tunnel out all this.  What we did in there, we did in a day."
  631%    -- McCoy and Carol Marcus, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  632%Carol: "David, why don't you show Doctor McCoy and the lieutenant our idea of
  632%  food?"
  632%David: "But we can't just sit here."
  632%Kirk:  "Oh yes we can."
  632%    -- Carol and David Marcus, and Kirk "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  633%Saavik: "Admiral..."
  633%Kirk:   "As your teacher Mister Spock is fond of saying, I like to think that
  633%  there always are...possibilities."
  633%    -- Saavik and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  634%Kirk:  "I did what you wanted.  I stayed away.  Why didn't you tell him?"
  634%Carol: "How can you ask me that?  Were we together?  Were we going to be?
  634%  You had your world, and I had mine.  And I wanted him in mine.  Not chasing
  634%  through the universe with his father."
  634%    -- Kirk and Carol Marcus, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  635%Carol: "Actually, he's a lot like you...in many ways.  Please tell me what
  635%  you're feeling."
  635%Kirk:  "There's a man out there I haven't seen in fifteen years who's trying
  635%  to kill me.  He showed me his son would be happy to help.  My son...my life
  635%  that could've been...and wasn't.  What am I feeling?  Old...worn out."
  635%Carol: "Let me show you something...that'll make you feel...*young* as when
  635%  the world was new."
  635%    -- Carol Marcus and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  636%Joachim: "Impulse power restored."
  636%Khan:    "Excellent.  More than a match for poor Enterprise."
  636%    -- Joachim and Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  637%Kirk:  "You did all this in a day?"
  637%Carol: "The matrix formed in a day.  The lifeforms grew later at a
  637%  *substantially* accelerated rate."
  637%    -- Kirk and Carol Marcus, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  638%"Can I cook, or can't I?"
  638%    -- Carol Marcus, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  639%"Where is she?"
  639%    -- Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  640%Saavik: "Sir, may I ask you a question?"
  640%Kirk:   "What's on your mind, Lieutenant?"
  640%Saavik: "The Kobayashi Maru, sir."
  640%Kirk:   "Are you asking me if we're playing out that scenario now?"
  640%Saavik: "On the test, sir.  Will you tell me what you did?  I would really
  640%  like to know."
  640%McCoy:  "Lieutenant, you are looking at the only Starfleet cadet who ever
  640%  beat the no-win scenario."
  640%Saavik: "How?"
  640%Kirk: "I reprogrammed the simulation so it was possible to rescue the ship."
  640%Saavik: "What?"
  640%David:  "He cheated."
  640%Kirk:   "I changed the conditions of the test.  Got a commendation for
  640%  original thinking.  I don't like to lose."
  640%Saavik: "Then you never faced that situation.  Faced death."
  640%Kirk:   "I don't believe in the no-win scenario."
  640%    -- Saavik, Kirk, McCoy, and David Marcus, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  641%Kirk:  "Kirk to Spock, it's two hours, are you ready?"
  641%Spock: "Right on schedule, Admiral.  Just give us your coordinates and we'll
  641%  beam you aboard."
  641%Kirk:  "All right!"
  641%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  642%"I don't like to lose."
  642%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  643%Saavik: "By the book?"
  643%Kirk:   "By the book!  Regulation Forty-six-A, 'If transmissions are being
  643%  monitored during battle...'"
  643%Saavik: "'...no uncoded messages on an open channel.'"
  643%    -- Saavik and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  644%Saavik: "You lied."
  644%Spock:  "I exaggerated."
  644%    -- Saavik and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  645%"Hours instead of days.  Now we have minutes instead of hours."
  645%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  646%Kirk:  "That young man, he's my son!"
  646%Spock: "Fascinating."
  646%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  647%Spock: "She can still outrun us.  And out gun us.  But there is the Mutura
  647%  Nebula at 1-5-3 Mark 4."
  647%Kirk:  "Scotty, can we make it inside?"
  647%Scott: "The energizer's bypassed like a Christmas tree so don't give me too
  647%  many bumps."
  647%Kirk:  "No promises.  On your way."
  647%    -- Spock, Kirk, and Scott, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  648%Saavik: "Trouble with the nebula, sir.  With all that static discharge and
  648%  gas clouds our tactical this way.  Visual won't function, and shields will
  648%  be useless."
  648%Spock:  "Sauce for the goose, Mister Saavik.  The odds will be even."
  648%    -- Saavik and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  649%"There she is!  There she is!  Ah!  But not so wounded as we were led to
  649%  believe.  So much the better!"
  649%    -- Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  650%Joachim: "They go in there, we'll lose them."
  650%Khan:    "*Explain* it to them!"
  650%    -- Joachim and Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  651%Saavik: "Admiral, what if Reliant fails to follow us into the nebula?"
  651%Spock:  "I think we can guarantee that she'll follow us, Lieutenant.
  651%  Remind me to explain to you the concept of the human ego."
  651%Kirk:   "Best speed, Scotty."
  651%    -- Savvik, Spock, and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  652%Kirk:  "Uhura, patch me up."
  652%Uhura: "Aye, sir.  You're on, Admiral."
  652%Kirk:  "This is Admiral Kirk.  We tried it once your way, Khan, are you
  652%  game for a rematch?  Khan...I'm laughing at the superior intellect."
  652%    -- Kirk and Uhura, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  653%Khan:    "Full impulse power."
  653%Joachim: "No, sir!  You have Genesis!  You can have whatever you--"
  653%Khan:    "FULL POWER!  DAMN YOU!"
  653%    -- Khan Singh and Joachim, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  654%"I'll say this for him, he's consistent."
  654%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  655%"We are now entering the Mutara Nebula."
  655%    -- Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  656%"Phasers starboard!"
  656%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  657%Kirk:  "Damage, Mister Scott."
  657%Scott: "Admiral, I've got to take the mains off the line.  It's
  657%  ra...diation."
  657%    -- Kirk and Scott, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  658%Khan:    "Your argument?"
  658%Joachim: "Yours...is the...superior."
  658%    -- Khan Singh and Joachim, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  659%Chekov: "Could you use another hand, Admiral?"
  659%Kirk:   "Man the weapons console, Mister Chekov."
  659%    -- Chekov and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  660%Kirk:  "He won't break off now.  He followed me this far, he'll be back.
  660%  but from *where*?"
  660%Spock: "He's intelligent, but not experienced.  His pattern indicates two-
  660%  dimensional thinking."
  660%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  661%"Torpedoes ready, sir."
  661%    -- Chekov, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  662%"Look sharp."
  662%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  663%"Young Kirk...the game's not over."
  663%    -- Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  664%"'To the last, I will grapple with thee.'"
  664%    -- Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  665%Spock: "Admiral, scanning an energy source on Reliant, a pattern I've never
  665%  seen before."
  665%David: "It's the Genesis wave."
  665%Kirk:  "What?"
  665%David: "They're on a buildup to detonation!"
  665%Kirk:  "How soon?"
  665%David: "Encoded four minutes."
  665%Kirk:  "We'll beam over and stop it."
  665%David: "You can't."
  665%    -- Spock, David Marcus, and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  666%"Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead."
  666%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  667%McCoy: "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?  No human can tolerate the
  667%  radiation that's in there!"
  667%Spock: "As you are so fond of observing, Doctor, I am not human."
  667%    -- McCoy and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  668%McCoy: "You're *not* going in there."
  668%Spock: "Perhaps you're right.  What is Mister Scott's condition?"
  668%McCoy: "Well, I don't think that he--"
  668%Spock: "Sorry, Doctor, I have no time to discuss this logically.
  668%    -- McCoy and Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  669%"Remember."
  669%    -- Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  670%"Spock, get out of there!  SPOCK!"
  670%    -- Scott, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  671%"Engine Room, what's happening?"
  671%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  672%"Good god, man, get out of there!"
  672%    -- McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  673%"No!  No, Spock, DON'T!"
  673%    -- Scott, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  674%Sulu:  "Not going to make it, are we?"
  674%Kirk:  [Looks at David Marcus]
  674%David: [Shakes head no]
  674%    -- Sulu, Kirk, and David Marcus, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  675%"No!  No, you can't get away!  'From hell's heart, I stab at thee.  For
  675%  hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.'"
  675%    -- Khan Singh, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  676%Officer: "Sir, the mains are back online."
  676%Kirk:    "Bless you, Scotty.  Go Sulu!"
  676%    -- Officer and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  677%Kirk:  "Engine Room.  Well done, Scotty."
  677%McCoy: "Jim, I think you'd better get down here."
  677%Kirk:  "Bones?"
  677%McCoy: "Better hurry."
  677%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  678%McCoy: "No!  You'll flood the whole compartment!"
  678%Kirk:  "He'll die!"
  678%Scott: "Die?  He's dead already."
  678%McCoy: "It's too late, Jim."
  678%    -- McCoy, Kirk, and Scott, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  679%Spock: "Ship, out of danger?"
  679%Kirk:  "Yes."
  679%Spock: "Don't grieve, Admiral.  It is logical.  The needs of the many...
  679%  outweigh--"
  679%Kirk:  "The needs of the few."
  679%Spock: "Or the one."
  679%    -- Spock and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  680%Spock: "I never took the Kobayashi Maru test...until now.  What do you think
  680%  of my solution?"
  680%Kirk:  "Spock."
  680%    -- Spock and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  681%"I have been...and always shall be...your friend."
  681%    -- Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  682%"Live long...and prosper."
  682%    -- Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  683%"No..."
  683%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  684%"We are assembled here today, to pay final respects, to our honored dead.
  684%  And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death
  684%  takes place in the shadow of a new life, the sunrise of a new world, a
  684%  world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish.  He
  684%  did not feel this sacrifice in vain, or empty one, and we will not debate
  684%  his profound wisdom at these proceedings."
  684%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  685%"Of my friend, I can only say this.  Of all the souls I have encountered in
  685%  my travels, his was the most...*human*."
  685%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  686%David: "Lieutenant Saavik was right.  You never have faced death."
  686%Kirk:  "No, not like this.  I haven't faced death.  I've cheated death.
  686%  I've tricked my way around death, and patted myself on the back for my
  686%  ingenuity.  I know nothing."
  686%David: "You knew enough, to tell Saavik that how we face death is at least
  686%  as important as how we face life."
  686%Kirk:  "Just words."
  686%David: "But good words.  That's where ideas begin.  Maybe you should listen
  686%  to them."
  686%    -- David Marcus and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  687%David: "I was wrong about you, and I'm sorry."
  687%Kirk:  "Is that what you came here to say?"
  687%David: "Mainly.  And also, that I'm proud...very proud...to be your son."
  687%    -- David Marcus and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4
  688%Kirk: "Captain's Log, Stardate 8141.6.  Starship Enterprise departing for
  688%  Ceti Alpha V to pick up the crew of U.S.S. Reliant.  All is well.  And
  688%  yet, I can't help wondering about the friend I leave behind.  'There are
  688%  always possibilities', Spock said.  And if Genesis is indeed life from
  688%  death, I must return to this place again."
  688%    -- Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8141.6
  689%"He's really not dead...as long as we remember him."
  689%    -- McCoy, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8141.6
  690%Kirk:  "'It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before.
  690%  A far better resting place that I go to, than I have ever known.'"
  690%Carol: "Is that a poem?"
  690%Kirk:  "No.  Something Spock was trying to tell me on my birthday!"
  690%    -- Kirk and Carol Marcus, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8141.6
  691%McCoy: "You okay, Jim?  How do you feel?"
  691%Kirk:  "Young!  I feel young!"
  691%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8141.6
  692%"Space, the final frontier.  These are the continuing voyages of the
  692%  Starship Enterprise.  Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new
  692%  worlds, to seek out new life forms and new civilizations, to boldly
  692%  go where no man has gone before."
  692%    -- Spock, "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8141.6
  693%"Aye, and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon!"
  693%    -- Sulu and Scott, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  694%"How can you be deaf with *ears* like that?"
  694%    -- McCoy, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  695%"Where's the *logic* in asking me if I wanted a ride home?  If I wanted a
  695%  ride home, would I be here trying to charter a space flight?"
  695%    -- McCoy, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  696%Kirk:  "How many fingers am I holding up?"
  696%McCoy: "That's not funny."
  696%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  697%Kirk: "Your sense of humor's come back."
  697%McCoy "The hell it has."
  697%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  698%Kirk:  "You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, Doctor."
  698%McCoy: "That green-blooded son-of-a-bitch.  It's his revenge for all the
  698%  arguments he lost."
  698%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  699%"*Don't* call me 'Tiny'!"
  699%    -- Sulu, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  700%McCoy: "You're taking me to the Promised Land?"
  700%Kirk:  "What are friends for?"
  700%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  701%"Up yer shaft!"
  701%    -- Scott, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  702%"This isn't reality...this is fantasy!"
  702%    -- Uhura, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  703%"Is this enough excitement for you?"
  703%    -- Uhura, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  704%"And Admiral?  All my hopes."
  704%    -- Uhura, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  705%Scott: "A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her."
  705%Kirk:  "Thank you, Mister Scott, I'll try not to take that personally."
  705%    -- Scott and Kirk, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  706%"That's what you get for missing staff meetings."
  706%    -- Kirk, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  707%"Bridge, this is the captain.  How can you have a yellow alert in Spacedock?"
  707%    -- Captain Styles, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  708%"David is dead."
  708%    -- Saavik, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  709%"You Klingon bastards, you've killed my son!"
  709%    -- Kirk, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  710%"You Klingon bastards, you've killed my son!"
  710%    __ Kirk, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  710%
  710%"You Klingon sons, you've killed my bastard!"
  710%    -- Kirk, "STIII:TSFS" (revisited!)
  711%"I choose the danger.  Hell of a time to ask!"
  711%    -- McCoy, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  712%"Jim...your name...is Jim."
  712%    -- Spock, "STIII:TSFS", Stardate 8210.0
  713%"I just wish we could cloak the stench!"
  713%    -- McCoy, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  714%Spock: "Excuse me, Doctor.  I'm getting a number of distress calls."
  714%McCoy: "I don't doubt it."
  714%    -- Spock and McCoy, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  715%"Hump-backed...people?"
  715%    -- Scott, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  716%"Oh, joy."
  716%    -- McCoy, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  717%"Everybody remember where we parked!"
  717%    -- Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  718%Kirk:  "Don't you remember?"
  718%Spock: "The hell I don't."
  718%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  719%"I think he did a little LDS."
  719%    -- Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  720%Spock:   "They aren't the hell your whales."
  720%Gillian: "And I suppose they told you that."
  720%Spock:   "The hell they did."
  720%    -- Spock and Gillian Taylor, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  721%"Are you sure this wouldn't be the appropriate time for a colorful
  721%  metaphor, Admiral?"
  721%    -- Spock, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  722%"Gracie is pregnant."
  722%    -- Spock, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  723%Kirk:  "You're not exactly catching us at our best."
  723%Spock: "That much is certain."
  723%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  724%[Do you like Italian food?]
  724%Kirk:  "Yes."
  724%Spock: "No."
  724%Kirk:  "No."
  724%Spock: "Yes."
  724%Kirk:  "Yes."
  724%Spock: "No."
  724%Kirk:  "I love Italian.  And so do you."
  724%Spock: "Yes."
  724%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  725%Gillian: "You sure you won't change your mind?"
  725%Spock:   "Is there something wrong with the one I have?"
  725%    -- Gillian Taylor and Spock, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  726%"No, I'm from Iowa.  I only work in outer space."
  726%    -- Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  727%[Do you fly?]
  727%"Oh, here and there."
  727%    -- Sulu, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  728%[Talking into computer mouse]  "Hello computer."
  728%    -- Scott, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  729%Nichols: "Just use the keyboard."
  729%Scott:   "Ah, a keyboard!  How quaint."
  729%    -- Doctor Nichols and Scott, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  730%Scott: "How do we know he didn't invent the thing?"
  730%McCoy: "Yeah."
  730%    -- Scott and McCoy, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  731%"Excuse me, we are looking for nuclear wessels.  Nuclear wessels."
  731%    -- Chekov, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  732%"Scotty, now would be a good time!"
  732%    -- Chekov, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  733%"That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life!  Of
  733%  course he's a Ruskie, but he's a retard or something!"
  733%    -- Navy Interrogator, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  734%"I vill have to stun you.  I'm wery sorry."
  734%    -- Chekov, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  735%"It must be the radiation."
  735%    -- Chekov, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  736%McCoy: "She has post-prandial, upper-abdominal distension."
  736%[...]
  736%Kirk:  "What did you say she had?"
  736%McCoy: "Cramps."
  736%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  737%Guard: "How's she doing?"
  737%Kirk:  "He's going to be fine."
  737%Guard: "He?  I thought you brought in a woman."
  737%Kirk:  "One little mistake."
  737%    -- Guard and Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  738%"Hello Alice!  Welcome to Wonderland!"
  738%    -- Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  739%Kirk:  "Spock, are your computations ready?"
  739%Spock: "One damn minute, Admiral."
  739%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  740%"Come on, let's go find George and Gracie!"
  740%    -- Scott, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  741%"James T. Kirk, it is the judgment of this council that you be reduced in
  741%  rank to captain.  And as a consequence of your new rank, you be given that
  741%  duty for which you have shown unswerving ability...the command of a
  741%  starship."
  741%    -- UFP President, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  742%Sulu:  "I'm counting on Excelsior."
  742%Scott: "Excelsior?  Why would you want THAT bucket of bolts?"
  742%Kirk:  "A ship is a ship."
  742%    -- Sulu, Scott, and Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  743%"My friends, we've come home."
  743%    -- Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  744%"Let's see what she's got!"
  744%    -- Kirk, "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390
  745%"I don't think you realize the gravity of your situation."
  745%    -- Spock, "STV:TFF", Stardate Unknown
  746%"Hi, Bones!  Mind if we drop by for dinner?"
  746%    -- Kirk, "STV:TFF", Stardate Unknown
  747%"You really *piss me off*, Jim!"
  747%    -- McCoy, "STV:TFF", Stardate Unknown
  748%"Oh, I liked him better, *before* he died!"
  748%    -- McCoy, "STV:TFF", Stardate Unknown
  749%"Damn it, Bones, you're a doctor."
  749%    -- Kirk, "STV:TFF", Stardate Unknown
  750%"Howdy, boys."
  750%    -- Uhura, "STV:TFF", Stardate Unknown
  751%"Actually, this is my first time."
  751%    -- Sulu, "STV:TFF", Stardate Unknown
  752%"I know this ship like the back of my hand."
  752%    -- Scott, "STV:TFF", Stardate Unknown
  753%"Excuse me, but what does God need with a starship?"
  753%    -- Kirk, "STV:TFF", Stardate Unknown
  754%"Jim, you don't ask the Almighty for his ID!"
  754%    -- McCoy, "STV:TFF", Stardate Unknown
  755%"Please, Captain, *not* in front of the Klingons."
  755%    -- Spock, "STV:TFF", Stardate Unknown
  756%"My...God!"
  756%    -- Sulu, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  757%"An 'incident'?"
  757%    -- Sulu, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  758%Rand: "Do we report this, sir?"
  758%Sulu: "Are you kidding?"
  758%    -- Rand and Sulu, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  759%Kirk:   "What are we doing here?"
  759%McCoy:  "Maybe they're throwing us a retirement party."
  759%Scott:  "That suits me, I just bought a boat."
  759%Uhura:  "This had better be good.  I'm supposed to be chairing a seminar at
  759%  the Academy."
  759%Chekov: "Captain, isn't this just for top brass?"
  759%McCoy:  "If we're all here, where's Sulu?"
  759%Kirk:   "*Captain* Sulu.  On assignment.  Where's Spock?"
  759%    -- Kirk, McCoy, Scott, Uhura, and Chekov, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  760%"The Klingon Empire has roughly fifty years of life left to it."
  760%    -- Commander-In-Chief, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  761%"I must protest.  To offer the Klingons safe haven within Federation
  761%  space is suicide."
  761%    -- Cartwright, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  762%"The opportunity here is to bring them to their knees.  Then we'll
  762%  be in a far better position to dictate terms."
  762%    -- Cartwright, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  763%"The Klingons have never been trustworthy.  I'm forced to agree with
  763%  Admiral Cartwright.  This is a *terrifying* idea."
  763%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  764%"You, Captain Kirk, are to be our first olive branch."
  764%    -- Commander-In-Chief, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  765%Spock: "We have volunteered to rendezvous with the Klingon vessel which is
  765%  bringing Gorkon to Earth, and to escort him safely through Federation
  765%  space."
  765%Kirk:  "Me?"
  765%    -- Spock and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  766%Spock: "I have personally vouched for you in this matter, Captain."
  766%Kirk:  "You...have personally...vouched..."
  766%    -- Spock and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  767%"If there is no further business, I wish you and your crew godspeed."
  767%    -- Commander-In-Chief, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  768%Cartwright: "I don't know whether to congratulate you or not, Jim."
  768%McCoy:      "I wouldn't."
  768%    -- Cartwright and McCoy, "STVI"TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  769%"We volunteered?"
  769%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  770%"There is an old Vulcan proverb, 'Only Nixon could go to China.'"
  770%    -- Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  771%Kirk:  "How could you vouch for me?  That's an arrogant presumption."
  771%Spock: "My father requested that I open nego--"
  771%Kirk:  "I know your father is the Vulcan Ambassador for heaven's sake, but
  771%  you know how I feel about them."
  771%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  772%"They're animals."
  772%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  773%Spock: "Jim, there's an historic opportunity here."
  773%Kirk:  "Don't believe them!  Don't trust them!"
  773%    -- Spock and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  774%Spock: "They are dying."
  774%Kirk:  "Let them die!"
  774%    -- Spock and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  775%Kirk:  "Has it occurred to you, that this crew is due to stand down in
  775%  three months?  We've done our bid for king and country.  You should've
  775%  trusted me."
  775%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  776%"Lieutenant, it is agreeable to see you again."
  776%    -- Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  777%Spock:   "The lieutenant was the first Vulcan to graduate at the top of her
  777%  class at the Academy."
  777%Kirk:    "You must be very proud."
  777%Valeris: "I don't believe so, sir."
  777%McCoy:   "She's a Vulcan all right."
  777%    -- Spock, Kirk, Valeris, and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  778%Kirk:  "Did you find the Engine Room?"
  778%Scott: "Right where I left it, sir."
  778%    -- Kirk and Scott, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  779%Valeris: "Aft thrusters."
  779%Kirk:    "Thank you, Lieutenant, one-quarter impulse power."
  779%    -- Valeris and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  780%Valeris: "Captain, may I remind you that regulations specify thrusters only
  780%  while in Spacedock?"
  780%Uhura:   ["Tsk, tsk."]
  780%Spock:   [Clears throat]
  780%McCoy:   "Jim..."
  780%Kirk:    "You heard the order, Lieutenant."
  780%Valeris: "Aye, sir."
  780%    -- Valeris, Uhura, Spock, McCoy, and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9521.6
  781%"Captain's Log, Stardate 9522.6  I've never trusted Klingons...and I never
  781%  will.  I can never forgive them for the death of my boy.  It seems to me
  781%  that our mission to escort the Chancellor of the...Klingon High Council
  781%  to a *peace mission*...is problematic at best.  Spock says this could be
  781%  an historic occasion.  Now, I'd like to believe him...but how on Earth
  781%  can history get past people like me?"
  781%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  782%Kirk:    "You piloted well out of Spacedock, Lieutenant."
  782%Valeris: "I've always wanted to try that, sir."
  782%    -- Kirk and Valeris, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  783%"You've done well, Valeris.  As your sponsor at the Academy, I have followed
  783%  your career with satisfaction.  And as a Vulcan, you have exceeded my
  783%  expectations."
  783%    -- Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  784%Valeris: "I do not understand this representation."
  784%Spock:   "It is a depiction from ancient Earth mythology.  The expulsion from
  784%  Paradise."
  784%Valeris: "Why keep it in your quarters?"
  784%Spock:   "It is a reminder to me that all things end."
  784%    -- Valeris and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  785%Valeris: "It is of endings that I wish to speak.  Sir, I address you as a
  785%  kindred intellect.  Do you not recognize that a turning point has been
  785%  reached in the affairs of the Federation?"
  785%Spock:   "Hmm.  History is replete with turning points, Lieutenant.  You
  785%  must have faith."
  785%Valeris: "'Faith'?"
  785%Spock:   "That the universe will unfold as this ship."
  785%Valeris: "But if that is logical, surely we must--"
  785%Spock:   "Logic, logic, logic...  Logic is the beginning of wisdom, Valeris,
  785%  not the end."
  785%    -- Valeris and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  786%Spock:   "This will be my final voyage on board this vessel as a member of
  786%  her crew.  Nature abhors a vacuum.  I intend you to replace me."
  786%Valeris: "I can only succeed you, sir."
  786%    -- Spock and Valeris, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  787%Chekov: "Shall we raise our shields, Captain?"
  787%Kirk:   "Never been this close."
  787%    -- Chekov and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  788%Kirk:   "This is the Starship Enterprise, Captain James T. Kirk commanding."
  788%Gorkon: "This is Kronos One.  I am Chancellor Gorkon."
  788%Kirk:   "Chancellor, we've been ordered to escort you through Federation
  788%  space to your meeting on Earth."
  788%Gorkon: "Thank you, Captain."
  788%Kirk:   "Would you and your party care to dine this evening aboard the
  788%  Enterprise with my officers...as guests of the United Federation of
  788%  Planets?"
  788%Gorkon: "We would be delighted to accept your gracious invitation."
  788%Kirk:   "We'll make arrangements to have you beamed aboard at nineteen-
  788%  hundred hours."
  788%Gorkon: "I shall look forward to that."
  788%    -- Kirk and Chancellor Gorkon, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  789%"I hope you're happy."
  789%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  790%Valeris: "Captain, there is a supply of Romulan ale aboard.  It might make
  790%  the evening pass more...smoothly?"
  790%Kirk:    "Officer thinking, Lieutenant."
  790%    -- Valeris and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  791%"Guess who's coming to dinner?"
  791%    -- Chekov, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  792%Kirk:   "My I present Captain Spock, whom I believe you know."
  792%Gorkon: "Captain, face to face at last.  You have my thanks."
  792%Spock:  "Chancellor."
  792%    -- Kirk, Gorkon, and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  793%Chang: "I have so wanted to meet you, Captain."
  793%Kirk:  "I'm not sure how to take that."
  793%Kerla: "Sincere admiration, Kirk."
  793%Chang: "From one warrior to another?"
  793%Kirk:  "Right."
  793%    -- General Chang, Kirk, and Brigadier Kerla, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  794%Burke: "They all look alike."
  794%Samno: "What about that smell?  You know only top-of-the-line models can even
  794%  talk--"
  794%    -- Burke and Samno, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  795%Valeris: "You men have work."
  795%Burke and Samno: "Yes, ma'am."
  795%Valeris: "Then snap to it."
  795%    -- Valeris, Burke, and Samno, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  796%"I offer a toast.  'The undiscovered country'.  The future."
  796%    -- Chancellor Gorkon, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  797%"Hamlet, Act III, Scene I."
  797%    -- Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  798%"You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read it in the
  798%  original Klingon."
  798%    -- Chancellor Gorkon, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  799%Kerla: "Captain Kirk, I thought Romulan ale was illegal?"
  799%Kirk:  "One of the advantages of being a thousand light years from Federation
  799%  Headquarters."
  799%    -- Brigadier Kerla and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  800%"To you, Chancellor Gorkon.  One of the architects of our future."
  800%    -- McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  801%"Perhaps we are looking at something of that future...here?"
  801%    -- Scott, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  802%Chang: "Tell me, Captain Kirk, will you be willing...to give up Starfleet?"
  802%Spock: [Clears throat]  "I believe the captain feels that Starfleet's mission
  802%  has always been one of peace."
  802%Chang: "Ah."
  802%    -- General Chang and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  803%Kirk:  "Far be it for me to dispute my first officer, but Starfleet has
  803%  always been--"
  803%Chang: "Come now, Captain, there's no need to mince words.  In space, all
  803%  warriors are cold warriors."
  803%    -- Kirk and Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  804%"Uh, General, are you fond of...Shake...speare?"
  804%    -- Uhura, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  805%Chekov:  "We do believe that all planets have a sovereign claim to
  805%  inalienable human rights."
  805%Azetbur: "'Inalien'.  If only you could hear yourselves.  'Human rights'.
  805%  Why the very name is racist.  The Federation is no more than a
  805%  Homo-sapians-only club."
  805%Chang:   "Present company excepted, of course."
  805%    -- Chekov, Azetbur, and General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  806%Kerla: "In any case, we know where this is leading.  The annihilation of our
  806%  culture."
  806%McCoy: "That's not true."
  806%Kerla: "No?"
  806%McCoy: "No!"
  806%    -- Brigadier Kerla and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  807%Chang: "'To be or not to be?'  That is the question which preoccupies our
  807%  people, Captain Kirk.  We need breathing room."
  807%Kirk:  "Earth, Hitler, 1938."
  807%Chang: "I beg your pardon?"
  807%    -- General Chang and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  808%"Well...I see we have a long way to go."
  808%    -- Chancellor Gorkon, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  809%"We must do this again sometime."
  809%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  810%"You don't trust me, do you?"
  810%    -- Chancellor Gorkon, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  811%"If there is to be a brave new world, our generation is going to have
  811%  the hardest time living in it."
  811%    -- Chancellor Gorkon, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  812%"Well, most kind.  'Parting is such sweet sorrow', hmm?"  [Laughs]
  812%  "Captain?  Have we not heard 'the chimes at midnight'?"
  812%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  813%Scott:  "Thank God."
  813%Uhura:  "Did you see the way they *ate*?"
  813%Chekov: "Horrible table manners."
  813%Spock:  "I doubt that our behavior will distinguish us in the annals of
  813%  diplomacy."
  813%Kirk:   "I'm going to sleep this off.  Please let me know if there's some
  813%  other way we can screw up tonight?"
  813%    -- Scott, Uhura, Chekov, Spock, and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9522.6
  814%"Captain's Log, Stardate 9523.8  The Enterprise hosted Chancellor Gorkon
  814%  and company to dinner last night.  Our manners weren't exactly Emily Post.
  814%  A note to the Galley, Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic
  814%  functions."
  814%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  815%Kirk:    "Valeris, do you know anything about a radiation surge?"
  815%Valeris: "Sir?"
  815%Kirk:    "Mister Chekov?"
  815%Chekov:  "Only the size of my head."
  815%Kirk:    "I know what you mean."
  815%    -- Kirk, Valeris, and Chekov, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  816%Kirk:    "What's happened?"
  816%Spock:   "We have fired on the chancellor's ship."
  816%Klingon: "We are betrayed!"
  816%    -- Klingon, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  817%"Have you not a shred a decency...in you, Kirk?  We come in peace, and
  817%  you *blatantly* defile that peace!  And for that, I shall blow you out
  817%  of the stars!"
  817%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  818%Kirk:  "We haven't fired."
  818%Spock: "Captain...according to our databanks we have...twice."
  818%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  819%Chekov:  "Shields up, Captain?"
  819%Valeris: "Captain, our shields!"
  819%Chekov:  "Shields up, Captain?"
  819%    -- Chekov and Valeris, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  820%Kirk:  "Signal our surrender."
  820%Uhura: "Captain?"
  820%Kirk:  "We surrender!"
  820%    -- Kirk and Uhura, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  821%McCoy: "Are we firing torpedoes?"
  821%Kirk:  "I wish I knew."
  821%McCoy: "It sure looks like it."
  821%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  822%Kirk:  "I'm going aboard.  Spock, you have the Conn."
  822%Spock: "I am responsible for involving you in this, I will go."
  822%Kirk:  "No, I'll go.  You will be responsible for getting me out of this."
  822%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  823%"We will not be the instigators of interstellar war on the eve of
  823%  universal peace."
  823%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  824%"Have you lost your mind?"
  824%    -- Brigadier Kerla, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  825%Kirk:  "My god, what has happened here?"
  825%Chang: "You dare to feign ignorance?"
  825%Kirk:  "What happened?"
  825%Chang: "With a direct torpedo hit, you crippled our entire gravitational
  825%  field!  And two of your...Starfleet crew beamed aboard wearing magnetic
  825%  boots...and did this."
  825%    -- Kirk and General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  826%McCoy: "Aren't you carrying a surgeon?"
  826%Chang: "We were until this disgrace!"
  826%    -- McCoy and General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  827%McCoy: "Oh, sweet Jesus!"
  827%Kirk:  "Can you help him?"
  827%McCoy: "Jim, I don't even know his anatomy!"
  827%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  828%"Don't let it end this way."
  828%    -- Chancellor Gorkon, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  829%"Under Article Number One-Hundred and Eight-Four of your...Interstellar
  829%  Law, I am placing you under arrest, for the charge of assassinating...the
  829%  Chancellor of the High Council."
  829%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  830%"We tried to save him."
  830%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  831%"They've been arrested."
  831%    -- Uhura, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  832%Spock:   "And an armed conflict is precisely what the captain wished to
  832%  avoid.  We will be able to follow the Captain's movements."
  832%Valeris: "How did you achieve this, sir?"
  832%Spock:   "Time is precious, Lieutenant."
  832%    -- Valeris and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  833%Spock: "We must endeavor to piece together what happened tonight.
  833%  According to our databank, this ship fired those torpedoes."
  833%Scott: "No way!"
  833%Spock: "I sympathize, Mister Scott.  But we need evidence.  Please accompany
  833%  me."
  833%    -- Spock and Scott, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  834%Chekov: "And if we cannot piece together what happened?  What then, sir?"
  834%Spock:  "In that case, Mister Chekov, it resides in the purview of the
  834%  diplomats."
  834%    -- Chekov and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  835%Klingon Ambassador: "The Chancellor of the High Council is *dead*!  The
  835%  result of an *unprovoked* attack, while he traveled to see *you* on a
  835%  flag* of *truce* on a mission of *peace*!  Captain Kirk was legally
  835%  arrested for the crime.  May I remind you that he and *Doctor McCoy*
  835%  boarded Kronos One of their own free will?  None of these facts are in
  835%  dispute, Mister President."
  835%UFP President:      "I have ordered a full-scale investigation.  In the
  835%  meantime..."
  835%Klingon Ambassador: "'In the meantime', we expect the Federation to abdide by
  835%  the Articles of *Interstellar Law* which you claim to cherish!  Kirk and
  835%  Doctor McCoy will stand trial for the assassination of Chancellor Gorkon!"
  835%    -- Klingon Ambassador and UFP President, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  836%UFP President: "Ambassador Sarek, there must be some way to extradite these
  836%  men."
  836%Sarek:         "Mister President, I share a matter of personal responsibility
  836%  in this matter.  But I am obliged to confirm my esteemed colleague's legal
  836%  interpretation."
  836%    -- UFP President and Sarek, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  837%UFP President: "What is the position of the Romulan government, Ambassador
  837%  Nanclus?"
  837%Nanclus:       "I must concur with my colleagues."
  837%UFP President: "But you can't possibly believe that James Kirk assassinated
  837%  the Chancellor of the High Council!"
  837%Nanclus:       "Mister President, I don't know what to believe."
  837%    -- UFP President and Nanclus, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  838%Klingon Ambassador: "I'm waiting for your answer, sir."
  838%UFP President:      "This president is not above the law."
  838%    -- Klingon Ambassador and UFP President, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  839%"There will never be a better time."
  839%    -- Nanclus, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  840%Valeris: "Four-hundred years ago on the planet Earth, workers who felt their
  840%  livelihood threatened by automation flung their wooden shoes, called
  840%  'sabot', into the machines to stop them."
  840%Uhura and Chekov: [Look at each other dumbfoundedly]
  840%Valeris: "Hence the word...'sabotage'."
  840%    -- Valeris, Uhura, and Chekov, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  841%Uhura:  "We are experiencing technical malfunction.  All backup systems
  841%  inoperative."
  841%Chekov: "Excellent...I, I, I mean...too bad."
  841%    -- Uhura and Chekov, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  842%"We will not extradite the prisoners, and you will make no attempt to
  842%  rescue them in a military operation.  We would consider...any such
  842%  attempt... an act of war."
  842%    -- Azetbur, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  843%"Better to live on our feet than to die at our knees!"
  843%    -- Klingon, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  844%"War is obsolete...as we are in danger of becoming."
  844%    -- Azetbur, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  845%"Your father was killed for what he wanted."
  845%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  846%"The peace process will go forward.  Kirk...Kirk will pay for my
  846%  father's death."
  846%    -- Azetbur, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  847%"It's a damned show trial!"
  847%    -- Commander-In-Chief, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  848%"The Enterprise fired on Kronos One without provocation, the chancellor
  848%  and his advisors, having been lulled into a false sense of security, by an
  848%  invitation to a state dinner aboard Captain Kirk's vessel, at precisely
  848%  nineteen-hundred and thirty hours that same evening."
  848%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  849%Klingon: "After the first shot we lost our gravitational field.  I found
  849%  myself weightless and unable to function.  Then two Starfleet crewmen
  849%  came walking towards me."
  849%Worf:    "But perhaps they merely wore Starfleet uniforms."
  849%Chang:   "That remark is purely speculative, I move that it be stricken."
  849%Judge:   "Colonel Worf, we are interested in facts, not theories!"
  849\    -- Klingon, Colonel Worf, General Chang, and Klingon Judge, "STVI:TUC",
  849%       Stardate 9523.8
  850%Worf:    "If the gravitational field was not functioning, how could these
  850%  men be walking?"
  850%Klingon: "They appeared to be wearing magnetic boots."
  850%Spock:   "Gravity boots."
  850%    -- Colonel Worf, Klingon, and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  851%Chang: "Doctor McCoy, would you be so good as to tell me...what is your
  851%  current medical status?"
  851%McCoy: "Aside from a touch of arthritis, I'd say pretty good."
  851%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  852%"And you have a singular wit, Doctor."
  852%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  853%McCoy: "For twenty-seven years, I've been the ship's surgeon aboard the
  853%  U.S.S. Enterprise.  In three months I stand down."
  853%Chang: "Ahh.  You know, I believe that you consumed rather a generous
  853%  amount of ...Romulan ale in the Officer's Mess on the night in question.
  853%  Am I right, Doctor?"
  853%Worf:  "Objection!"
  853%Judge: "Sustained."
  853%McCoy: "We all did!  All of us!  That doesn't mean--"
  853\    -- McCoy, General Chang, Colonel Worf, and Klingon Judge, "STVI:TUC",
  853%       Stardate 9523.8
  854%Chang: "Was Chancellor Gorkon...alive when you first examined him?"
  854%McCoy: "Barely."
  854%Chang: "Now be careful, Doctor, have you ever, in your past, saved...patients
  854%  as 'barely' alive as he?"
  854%McCoy: "I didn't have the medical knowledge I needed for Klingon anatomy."
  854%Chang: "I see."
  854%McCoy: "You were there!"
  854%    -- General Chang and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  855%Chang: "You say you are due for retirement!  May I ask, do your hands shake?"
  855%Worf:  "Objection!"
  855%McCoy: "I was nervous!"
  855%Chang: "No.  You were incompetent.  YOU WERE INCOMPETENT!  Whether
  855%  deliberately or as a result of age combined with drink!  The court will
  855%  have to determine."
  855%    -- General Chang, Colonel Worf, and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  856%"My God, man!  I tried to save him!  I tried to save him!  I was desperate
  856%  to save him!  He was the last best hope in the universe for peace."
  856%    -- McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  857%"There we have it, citizens.  We have finally established the particulars
  857%  of the crime.  And now, we come to the architect of this tragic event...
  857%  James...*Tiberius*...Kirk."
  857%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  858%"What would your favorite author say, 'Let us sit upon the ground and
  858%  tell sad stories of the death of kings.'  Tell us your sad story, Kirk."
  858%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  859%Chang: "Tell us that you planned to take revenge for the death of your son."
  859%Kirk:  "That's not true."
  859%Worf:  "Objection!  Captain Kirk has not been identified as the assassin!"
  859%Judge: "Sustained."
  859\    -- General Chang, Kirk, Colonel Worf, and Klingon Judge, "STVI:TUC",
  859%       Stardate 9523.8
  860%Chang:     "I offer into the record this excerpt from the captain's personal
  860%  log."
  860%recording: "I have never trusted Klingons...and I never will.  I have never
  860%  been able to forgive them...for the death of my boy."
  860%Chang:     "AGAIN!  AGAIN!"
  860%recording: "I have never trusted Klingons...and I never will.  I have never
  860%  been able to forgive them...for the death of my boy."
  860%Chang:     "Were those your words?"
  860%Kirk:      "Those words were spoken by me."
  860%    -- General Chang and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  861%Worf:  "Objection!  My client's political views on *not* on trial!"
  861%Chang: "On the contrary!  Captain Kirk's views and motives are indeed...at
  861%  the very *heart* of the matter!  This officer's record shows him to be an
  861%  insubordinate, unprincipled, career-minded *opportunism*, with a history of
  861%  violating the chain of command whenever it suited him!"
  861%Judge: "Continue."
  861%Chang: "Indeed, the record shows, that Captain Kirk once held the rank of
  861%  admiral!  And that Admiral Kirk was demoted for taking matters into his own
  861%  hands in defiance of the regulations of the law!  DO YOU DENY THE MOTIVES
  861%  OF THESE CHARGES?  DON'T WAIT FOR THE TRANSLATION!  ANSWER ME NOW!"
  861%Kirk:  "I cannot deny it."
  861\    -- Colonel Worf, General Chang, Klingon Judge, and Kirk, "STVI:TUC",
  861%       Stardate 9523.8
  862%Chang: "You were demoted?"
  862%Kirk:  "Yes."
  862%Chang: "For insubordination?"
  862%Kirk:  "On occasion, I have disobeyed orders."
  862%    -- General Chang and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  863%Chang: "And were you obeying or disobeying orders...when you arranged the
  863%  assassination of Chancellor Gorkon?"
  863%Kirk:  "I didn't know about the assassination until we boarded the ship."
  863%Chang: "Do you still deny that you did not fire on Kronos One?"
  863%Worf:  "Your Honors, *please*!"
  863%Chang: "And do you still deny your men beamed aboard and shot the
  863%  chancellor?"
  863%Worf:  "Objection!"
  863%Kirk:  "I cannot confirm or deny actions I did not witness."
  863%    -- General Chang, Kirk, and Colonel Worf, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  864%Chang: "Captain Kirk, are you aware, that as the captain of a starship, you
  864%  are required to be responsible for the actions of your crew?"
  864%Kirk:  "I am."
  864%Chang: "And if it should be proved that members of your crew *did* in fact
  864%  carry out such an assassination..."
  864%McCoy: "Jim, they're setting us up!  Your Honors--"
  864%Worf:  "Do not answer!"
  864%Judge: "Captain Kirk, you will answer the question!"
  864%Kirk:  "As captain...I am responsible for the conduct of the crew under my
  864%  command."
  864%Chang: "Your Honors, the State rests."
  864\    -- General Chang, Kirk, McCoy, Colonel Worf, & Klingon Judge, "STVI:TUC",
  864%       Stardate 9523.8
  865%"Send to commander, Enterprise...'We stand ready to assist you.  Captain
  865%  Sulu, U.S.S. Excelsior.'"
  865%    -- Sulu, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  866%"It is the determination of this court that the prisoners are...*guilty*
  866%  as charged."
  866%    -- Klingon Judge, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  867%Worf:  "I wish to note for the record that the evidence against my clients
  867%  is entirely circumstantial.  I *beg* the court to consider this, when
  867%  pronouncing its sentence."
  867%Judge: "So noted."
  867%    -- Colonel Worf and Klingon Judge, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  868%"Captain James T. Kirk, Doctor Leonard McCoy, in the interests of...
  868%  fostering amity, for the forthcoming peace talks, the sentence of
  868%  death is... commuted.  It is the judgement of this court, that
  868%  without possibility of reprieve or parole, you be taken from this
  868%  place, to the dilithium mines of the penal asteroid of Rura Penthe,
  868%  there to spend the rest of your natural lives!"
  868%    -- Klingon Judge, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  869%Uhura:  "Rura Penthe."
  869%Chekov: "Known throughout the galaxy as 'The Aliens' Graveyard'."
  869%Scott:  "Better to kill them now and get it over with."
  869%    -- Uhura, Chekov, and Scott, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  870%"An ancestor of mine maintained that if you eliminate the impossible,
  870%  whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
  870%    -- Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  871%Valeris: "A Bird of Prey?"
  871%Spock:   "A Bird of Prey."
  871%    -- Valeris and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  872%Scott: "A Bird of Prey cannot fire when she's cloaked."
  872%Spock: "All things being equal, Mister Scott, I would agree.  However, things
  872%  are not equal.  This one can."
  872%    -- Scott and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  873%Valeris: "We must inform Starfleet Command."
  873%Scott:   "Inform them of what?  A new weapon, that is invisible?  'Raving
  873%  lunatics', that's what they'll call us.  They'll say that we're so
  873%  desperate to exornerate the captain, that we'll say anything."
  873%Spock:   "And they would be correct.  We have no evidence.  Only a theory,
  873%  which happens to fit the facts."
  873%    -- Valeris, Scott, and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  874%Chekov: "I do not understand.  If there was a ship underneath us, surely
  874%  the assassins beamed aboard from that wessel, not Enterprise."
  874%Spock:  "You're forgetting something, Mister Chekov.  According to our
  874%  databanks, this ship fired those torpedoes.  If we did, the killers are
  874%  here.  If we did not, whoever altered the databanks is here.  In either
  874%  case, what we are looking for, is here."
  874%    -- Chekov and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  875%Chekov:  "What are we looking for, sir?"
  875%Spock:   "Lieutenant..."
  875%Valeris: "Two pairs of gravity boots."
  875%    -- Chekov, Spock, and Valeris, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  876%"This is the gulag Rura Penthe!  There is no stockade, no guard tower,
  876%  no electronic frontier!  Only a magnetic shield prevents beaming!
  876%  Punishment means exile from the prison to the surface!  On the surface,
  876%  nothing can survive!  Work *well*, and you will be treated *well*.  Work
  876%  *badly*, and you will die."
  876%    -- Klingon Commandant, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  877%"Oh my god."
  877%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  878%"Uh, the uh, Universal Translator was confiscated."
  878%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  879%"He's definately on about something, Jim."
  879%    -- McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  880%"If this is your spot, we'll move on."
  880%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  881%Martia: "He wants your obediance to the Brotherhood of Aliens."
  881%Kirk:   "He's got it!"
  881%Martia: "And your coat."
  881%Kirk:   "I'm afraid not.  Besides, it wouldn't fit him."
  881%    -- Martia and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  882%Kirk:   "Thanks."
  882%Martia: "This will help keep you warm."
  882%    -- Kirk and Martia, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  883%Martia: "I'm Martia.  You're Kirk and McCoy, I presume?"
  883%Kirk:   "How did you know that?"
  883%Martia: "We don't get many presidential assassins."
  883%Kirk:   "We didn't kill Gorkon!"
  883%Martia: "Of course not."
  883%    -- Martia and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  884%Martia: "But there is a reward for your death."
  884%McCoy:  "It figures."
  884%    -- Martia and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  885%Kirk:   "We've been set up all along."
  885%Martia: "Somebody up there wants you out of the way."
  885%    -- Kirk and Martia, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  886%Chekov:  "Why not simply waperize them?"
  886%Valeris: "Like this?  At ease.  As you know, Commander Chekov, no one can
  886%  fire an unauthorized phaser aboard a starship."
  886%    -- Chekov and Valeris, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  887%Valeris: "Suppose when they returned, they threw the boots into the refuse?"
  887%Spock:   "I'm having the refuse searched.  If my surmise is correct, those
  887%  boots will cling to the killers' necks like a pair of Tiberian bats."
  887%    -- Valeris and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  888%"Did someone fire off a phaser?"
  888%    -- Uhura, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  889%"Ah, it's nothing, it's nothing."
  889%    -- Chekov, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  890%"Who fired that--"
  890%    -- Scott, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  891%Spock: "Ahh, Mister Scott, I understand you're having difficulty with the
  891%  warp drive.  How much time do you require for repair?"
  891%Scott: "There's nothing wrong with the bloody things."
  891%Spock: "Mister Scott, if we return to Spacedock, the assassins will surely
  891%  find a way to dispose of their incriminating footwear.  And we will never
  891%  see the captain or Doctor McCoy alive again."
  891%Scott: "Could take weeks, sir."
  891%    -- Spock and Scott, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  892%Valeris: "A lie?"
  892%Spock:   "An error."
  892%    -- Valeris and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  893%Uhura: "You understand, we have lost all contact with the captain and
  893%  Doctor McCoy."
  893%Spock: "Yes, at the moment, they're surrounded by a magnetic shield.
  893%  However, if I know the captain, at this time, he is deep into planning
  893%  his escape."
  893%    -- Uhura and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  894%"You've got him where you want him!"
  894%    -- McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  895%Martia: "They'll respect you now."
  895%Kirk:  "That's a comfort."
  895%    -- Martia and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  896%Kirk:   "I was lucky that thing had knees."
  896%Martia: "That was not his knee."
  896%    -- Kirk and Martia, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  897%"Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain."
  897%    -- Martia, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  898%Kirk:  "Bones, why don't you see what you can do for him.  Let him know we're
  898%  not holding a grudge."
  898%McCoy: "Suppose he's holding a grudge?"
  898%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  899%McCoy: "Three months before retirement.  What a way to finish."
  899%Kirk:  "We're not finished."
  899%McCoy: "Huh?  Speak for yourself.  One day, one night, Kobayashi Maru."
  899%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  900%Kirk:  "Bones, are you afraid of the future?"
  900%McCoy: "I believe that was the general idea that I was trying to convey."
  900%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  901%Kirk:  "I don't mean this future."
  901%McCoy: "What is this?  Multiple choice?"
  901%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  902%Kirk:  "Some people are afraid...of what might happen.  I was terrified."
  902%McCoy: "What terrified you, specifically?"
  902%Kirk:  "No more Neutral Zone.  I was used to hating Klingons.  It never even
  902%  occurred for me to take Gorkon at his word.  Spock was right."
  902%McCoy: "Try not to be too hard on yourself, we all felt exactly the same."
  902%Kirk:  "No.  Somebody felt a lot worse.  I'm beginning to understand why."
  902%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  903%"Well, you've got any bright ideas, now's the time."
  903%    -- McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  904%"Time's the problem.  You and I are nothing.  But you heard the judge, the
  904%  peace conference is on again.  Whoever killed Gorkon is bound to attempt
  904%  another assassination.  Unless we can get out of here--"
  904%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  905%Martia: "Kirk, it's me, Martia.  Listen, no one has ever escaped from Rura
  905%  Penthe."
  905%Kirk:   "Except us."
  905%    -- Martia and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  906%Martia: "It is possible.  I know how to get outside the shield."
  906%Kirk:   "How do we fit in?"
  906%Martia: "Getting outside the shield is easy.  But after that it's up to you
  906%  to get us off the surface before we freeze.  Can you?"
  906%Kirk:   "It's possible."
  906%    -- Martia and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  907%Martia: "I can't make it alone.  And you're the likeliest candidate to come
  907%  in this Hell-hole for months."
  907%Kirk: "Candidate for what?"
  907%    -- Martia and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  908%"Don't disappoint me."
  908%    -- Martia, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  909%"What is it with you anyway?"
  909%    -- McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  910%Kirk:  "Think we're finished?"
  910%McCoy: "More than ever."
  910%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  911%Slater: "Sorry to wake you, sir."
  911%Sulu:   "What is it?"
  911%Slater: "Starfleet urgently requests any data we have on the whereabouts of
  911%  Enterprise."
  911%Sulu:   "What?"
  911%Slater: "Apparently, they're refusing to acknowledge signal to return to
  911%  Spacedock."
  911%Sulu:   "Signal Starfleet that...we have no idea location, Enterprise."
  911%Slater: "Sir?"
  911%Sulu:   "You having hearing problems, Mister?"
  911%Slater: "No, sir."
  911%    -- Slater and Sulu, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  912%Chekov: "Now we go to Starfleet!"
  912%Spock:  "Now we expand our search to include uniforms."
  912%Chekov: "All uniforms?"
  912%    -- Chekov and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  913%"I think we've been had."
  913%    -- McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  914%"They don't take girls."
  914%    -- Martia, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  915%Uhura:  "You are Crewman Dax?"
  915%Dax:    "Yes, Commander, what is the problem?"
  915%Chekov: "Perhaps you know...Russian epic of Cinderella.  If shoe fits,
  915%  wear it."
  915%Spock:  "Uh, Mister Chekov..."  [Points down]
  915%    -- Uhura, Dax, Chekov, and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  916%McCoy: "What kind of creature is this?  Last night, you two were--"
  916%Kirk:  "Don't remind me."
  916%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  917%"Come on, we don't have a lot of time!"
  917%    -- Martia, "STVI"TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  918%Spock: "Mister Scott, start your engines."
  918%Scott: "Aye-aye, sir."
  918%    -- Spock and Scott, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  919%Spock:  "Mister Chekov, set course for Rura Penthe."
  919%Chekov: "Mister Spock, Rura Penthe is deep inside the Klingon frontier.  If
  919%  we're discovered..."
  919%Spock:  "Quite correct, Mister Chekov.  What is required now is a feat of
  919%  linguistic legerdomain and a degree of intrepidity, before the captain and
  919%  Doctor McCoy freeze to death."
  919%    -- Spock and Chekov, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  920%McCoy: "Leave me!  I'm finished!"
  920%Kirk:  "No!  Bones, I'm wearing a viridium patch on my back!  Spock slapped
  920%  it there just before we went on Gorkon's ship!"
  920%McCoy: "Why that cunning little Vulcan!"
  920%    -- McCoy and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  921%Kirk:  "Now that we're outside the shield, they'll be able to locate us from
  921%  two sectors away!"
  921%McCoy: "If they're even looking for us."
  921%    -- Kirk and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  922%"We am thy freighter...Ursva, six weeks out of Kronos.  Over."
  922%    -- Uhura, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  923%"We is condemning food...things and...supplies."
  923%    -- Uhura, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  924%"Don't catch any bugs."
  924%    -- Klingon, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  925%McCoy:  "Would you mind explaining that little...trick you do?"
  925%Martia: "I'm a Chameloid."
  925%    -- McCoy and Martia, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  926%Kirk:   "I've heard about you. Shape-shifters. I thought you were mythical."
  926%Martia: "Give a girl a chance, Captain.  It takes a lot of effort."
  926%McCoy:  "I don't doubt it."
  926%    -- Kirk, Martia, and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  927%McCoy:  "Stop me if I'm wrong, but do we have any way of knowing whether
  927%  this is the real you?"
  927%Martia: "I thought I would assume a pleasing shape."
  927%    -- McCoy and Martia, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  928%Martia: "We're outside the shield.  Now it's your turn, Captain."
  928%Kirk:   "If you say so."
  928%    -- Martia and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  929%Kirk:   "Ask her what she's getting."
  929%Martia: "A full pardon...which doesn't cover this."
  929%    -- Kirk and Martia, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  930%Kirk:   "An accident wouldn't have been good enough.  Come on, Spock."
  930%Martia: "Good enough for one.  Two would have looked suspicous.  Killed
  930%  while..."
  930%"Kirk": "...attempting escape.  Now that's convincing for both!"
  930%    -- Kirk, Martia, and "Kirk", "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  931%"Surprise!"
  931%    -- "Kirk", "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  932%"Kirk": "'Friends are late."
  932%Kirk:   "They'll be along."
  932%    -- "Kirk" and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  933%Kirk:   "I can't believe I kissed you."
  933%"Kirk": "Must have been your lifelong ambition!"
  933%    -- Kirk and "Kirk", "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  934%Kirk:   "Isn't it about time you became something else?"
  934%"Kirk": "I like it here."
  934%    -- Kirk and "Kirk", "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  935%Kirk:   "What took you so long?"
  935%"Kirk": "Kill him, he's the one!"
  935%Kirk:   "Not me, you idiot!  HIM!"
  935%    -- Kirk and "Kirk", "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  936%Commandant: "No witnesses."
  936%Kirk:       "Killed while trying to escape."
  936%McCoy:      "Damn clever, if you ask me."
  936%Kirk:       "It's a classic."
  936%    -- Klingon Commandant, Kirk, and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  937%Commandant: "That's what he wanted."
  937%Kirk:       "Who?  Who wanted us killed?"
  937%Commandant: "Since you're all going to die anyway, why not tell you.
  937%  His name is--"
  937%    -- Klingon Commandant and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  938%"Dammit!  Dammit!  Dammit all to hell!  Out of all the...  Son of a..."
  938%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  939%Kirk:   "Couldn't you have waited two seconds?
  939%Spock:  "Captain?"
  939%Kirk:   "He was about to explain the whole thing!"
  939%Chekov: "You want to go back?"
  939%McCoy:  "Absolutely not!"
  939%Kirk:   "It's cold!"
  939%    -- Kirk, Spock, Chekov, and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  940%"'Escaped'."
  940%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  941%"First rule of assassination, kill the assassins."
  941%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  942%"Now we're back to square one."
  942%    -- Scott, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  943%"It's possible."
  943%    -- Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  944%Spock:   "You have to shoot.  If you are logical, you have to shoot."
  944%Valeris: "I do not want to."
  944%Spock:   "What you want is irrelevant, what you've chosen is at hand!"
  944%    -- Spock and Valeris, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  945%"I'd just as soon you didn't."
  945%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  946%"The operation is over."
  946%    -- McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  947%"I did not fire.  You cannot prove anything."
  947%    -- Valeris, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  948%Valeris: "I tried to tell you but you would not listen."
  948%Spock:   "Neither of us was hearing very well that night, Lieutenant.
  948%  There were things I tried to tell you, about having faith."
  948%    -- Valeris and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  949%Valeris: "You have betrayed the Federation...all of you!"
  949%McCoy:   "And what do you think you've been doing?"
  949%Valeris: "Saving Starfleet!"
  949%    -- Valeris and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  950%"'Klingons cannot be trusted.'  You said so yourself, they killed your
  950%  son.  Did you not wish Gorkon dead?  'Let them die', you said.  Did I
  950%  misinterpret you?  And you were right.  They conspired with us to
  950%  assassinate their own chancellor.  How trustworthy can they be?"
  950%    -- Valeris, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  951%Kirk:    "Names, Lieutenant."
  951%Valeris: "I do not remember."
  951%    -- Kirk and Valeris, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  952%Spock:   "A lie?"
  952%Valeris: "A choice."
  952%    -- Spock and Valeris, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  953%"Spock..."
  953%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  954%Spock:  "She does not know."
  954%Chekov: "Then we're dead."
  954%Spock:  "I've been dead before."
  954%    -- Spock and Chekov, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  955%Sulu: "Standing by, Captain Kirk."
  955%Kirk: "Sulu!  You realize that by even talking to us, you're violating the
  955%  regulations."
  955%Sulu: "I'm sorry, Captain, your message is breaking up."
  955%Kirk: "Bless you, Sulu."
  955%    -- Sulu and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  956%Kirk: "Where is the peace conference?  They're going to attempt another
  956%  assassination."
  956%Sulu: "The conference is at Camp Khitomer, near the Romulan border."
  956%    -- Kirk and Sulu, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  957%Kirk: "Thank you, Captain."
  957%Sulu: "Don't mention it, Captain Kirk."
  957%    -- Kirk and Sulu, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  958%Spock: "I prefer it dark."
  958%    -- Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  959%Kirk:  "Dining on ashes.  You all right?"
  959%Spock: "It was an arrogant presumption on my part that got us into this
  959%  situation.  You and the doctor might have been killed."
  959%Kirk:  "The night is young."
  959%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  960%"You're a great one for logic.  I'm a great one for rushing in where
  960%  angels fear to tread.  We're both at extremes.  Reality is probably
  960%  somewhere in between."
  960%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  961%Kirk:  "I couldn't get past the death of my son."
  961%Spock: "I was prejudiced by her accomplishments as a Vulcan."
  961%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  962%"Gorkon had to die before I understood how prejudiced I was."
  962%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  963%"Is it possible...that we too, you and I, have grown so old and so
  963%  inflexible, that we have outlived our usefulness?  Would that
  963%  constitute a joke?"
  963%    -- Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  964%Kirk:  "Don't crucify yourself, it wasn't your fault."
  964%Spock: "I was responsible."
  964%Kirk:  "For no actions but your own."
  964%Spock: "That is not what you said at your trial."
  964%Kirk:  "That was as captain of the ship.  Human beings--"
  964%Spock: "But, Captain, we both know that I am not human."
  964%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  965%Kirk:  "Spock, you want to know something?  Everybody's human."
  965%Spock: "I find that remark...insulting."
  965%    -- Kirk and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  966%"Come on, I need you."
  966%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  967%"Madame Chancellor, members of the diplomatic corps, honored guests...
  967%  the United Federation Of Planets welcomes you to Camp Khitomer."
  967%    -- UFP President, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  968%"He's out there, somewhere."
  968%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  969%Chekov: "But if he's cloaked..."
  969%Kirk:   "Then all we have is a neutron radiation surge, and by the time we're
  969%  close enough to record it, we're ashes."
  969%    -- Chekov and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  970%"Go to impulse power for Khitomer orbit."
  970%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  971%"Let us redefine progress to mean that just because we *can* do a
  971%  thing, it does not necessarily follow that we *must*."
  971%    -- UFP President, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  972%Chang: "I can see you, Kirk."
  972%Kirk:  "Chang."
  972%Chang: "Can you see me?"
  972%    -- General Chang and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  973%"Oh, now be honest, Captain.  Warrior to warrior.  You do prefer it this
  973%  way, don't you, as it was meant to be.  No peace in our time.  'Once more
  973%  onto the breach, dear friends.'"
  973%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  974%"To be or not to be."
  974%    -- General Chang, translated from Klingon, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  975%"Reverse thrusters, full astern, one-half impulse power!  Back off, back
  975%  off!"
  975%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  976%"What's he doing?"
  976%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  977%"Incoming!"
  977%    -- Chekov, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  978%"We are a proud race.  And we ... intend to go on being proud."
  978%    -- Azetbur, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  979%"'Tickle us do we not laugh, prick us do we not bleed, wrong us...shall
  979%  we not revenge.'"
  979%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  980%Spock: "Gas.  Gas, Captain.  Under impulse power she expends fuel like any
  980%  other vessel.  We call it 'plasma'.  But whatever the Klingon designation
  980%  is it is merely ionized gas."
  980%Uhura: "Well what about all that equipment we're carrying to catalog gaseous
  980%  anomalies?  Well the thing's got to have a tailpipe."
  980%    -- Spock and Uhura, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  981%Spock: "Doctor, would you care to assist me in performing surgery on a
  981%  torpedo?"
  981%McCoy: "'Fascinating.'"
  981%    -- Spock and McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  982%"She's packing quite a wallop!  Shields weakening!"
  982%    -- Scott, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  983%"Shield's up.  All right, now let's give them something else to shoot at."
  983%    -- Sulu, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  984%"Ahh, 'the game's afoot', hmm?"
  984%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  985%"Our battles now are ended, Kirk."
  985%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  986%"'Cry havoc!  And let slip the dogs of war!'"
  986%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  987%"Bones, where's my torpedo?"
  987%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  988%"'I'm as constant as the Northern Star!"
  988%    -- General Chang, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  989%"I'd give real money if he'd shut up!"
  989%    -- McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  990%"We've got a heartbeat!"
  990%    -- McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  991%"She's ready, Jim!  Lock and load!"
  991%    -- McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  992%"Fire!"
  992%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  993%"Target the center of that explosion and fire."
  993%    -- Sulu, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  994%"Mister President!  Mister President!"
  994%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  995%"Kirk, Enterprise."
  995%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  996%Cartwright: "Arrest those men."
  996%Spock:      "Arrest yourself!"
  996%    -- Admiral Cartwright and Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  997%"We've got a full confession."
  997%    -- McCoy, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  998%"Cartwright.  Just a minute."
  998%    -- Sulu, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
  999%Azetbur: "What's happened?  What's the meaning of this?"
  999%Kirk:    "It's about the future, Madame Chancellor.  Some people think the
  999%  future means the end of history.  They're wrong.  We haven't run out of
  999%  history quite yet."
  999%    -- Azetbur and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
 1000%"Your father called the future, 'the undiscovered country'."
 1000%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
 1001%"People can be very frightened of change."
 1001%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
 1002%Azetbur: "You've restored my father's faith."
 1002%Kirk:    "And you've restored my son's."
 1002%    -- Azetbur and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
 1003%"Once again, we've saved civilization as we know it."
 1003%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
 1004%McCoy:  "The good news is they're not going to prosecute."
 1004%Uhura:  "They might as well have prosecuted me.  I felt like Lieutenant
 1004%  Valeris."
 1004%McCoy:  "Well, they don't arrest people for having feelings."
 1004%Chekov: "It's a good thing too.  If they did, we'd all have to turn ourselves
 1004%  in."
 1004%    -- McCoy, Uhura, and Chekov, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
 1005%Sulu: "Captain Kirk."
 1005%Kirk: "Captain Sulu, as much to the crew of the Enterprise, I owe you my
 1005%  thanks."
 1005%Sulu: "Nice to see you back one more time, Captain Kirk.  Take care."
 1005%    -- Sulu and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
 1006%McCoy: "My God, that's a big ship."
 1006%Scott: "Not so big as her captain, I think."
 1006%    -- McCoy and Scott, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
 1007%"So, this is goodbye."
 1007%    -- Chekov, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
 1008%"I have orders from Starfleet Command.  We're to put back to Spacedock
 1008%  immediately...to be decommisioned."
 1008%    -- Uhura, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
 1009%"If I were human, I believe my response would be, 'Go to hell!'..._If_ I
 1009%  were human."
 1009%    -- Spock, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
 1010%Chekov: "Course heading, Captain?"
 1010%Kirk:   "Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning."
 1010%    -- Chekov and Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8
 1011%"Captain's Log, Stardate 9529.1.  This is the final cruise of the Starship
 1011%  Enterprise under my command.  This ship and her history will shortly become
 1011%  the care of a new generation.  To them and their posterity will we commit
 1011%  our future.  They will continue the voyages we have begun, and journey to
 1011%  all the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man...where no one,
 1011%  has gone before."
 1011%    -- Kirk, "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9529.1
 1012%"Space, the final frontier.  These are the voyages of the Starship
 1012%  Enterprise.  Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds,
 1012%  to seekout new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one
 1012%  has gone before."
 1012%    -- Picard, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1013%"Thou art notified that thy kind hath infiltrated the galaxy too far already.
 1013%  Thou art directed to return to thine own solar system immediately."
 1013%    -- Q, "Encounter at Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1014%"Now go back or thou shalt most certainly die."
 1014%    -- Q, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1015%"And now a personal request, sir.  Permission to clean up the bridge."
 1015%    -- Worf, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1016%Worf:   "I am a Klingon, sir.  For me to seek escape while my captain goes to
 1016%  battle--"
 1016%Picard: "You are a Starfleet officer, Lieutenant."
 1016%Worf:   "Aye, sir."
 1016%    -- Worf and Picard, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1017%"Transmit the following in all languages and in all frequencies: 'We
 1017%  surrender.'"
 1017%    -- Picard, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1018%"You will now answer the charge of being a grievously savage race."
 1018%    -- Q, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1019%"The prisoners will not be harmed, until they are found guilty."
 1019%    -- Q, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1020%"Lieutenant, do you intend to blast a hole through the viewer?"
 1020%    -- Picard, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1021%Riker:  "You reacted fast, Lieutenant."
 1021%Picard: "But futilely."
 1021%Worf:   "I will learn to do better, sir."
 1021%    -- Riker, Picard, and Worf, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1022%"We do exactly what we would do if this Q never existed.  If we're going
 1022%  to be damned, let's be damned for who we really are."
 1022%    -- Picard, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1023%"Have you got some reason you want my atoms scattered all over space,
 1023%  boy?"
 1023%    -- McCoy, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1024%McCoy: "Hold it right there, boy!  What about my age?"
 1024%Data:  "Sorry, sir.  If that subject troubles you--"
 1024%McCoy: "What's so damned troublesome about not having died?"
 1024%    -- McCoy and Data, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1025%McCoy: "I don't see no points on your ears, boy, but you sound like a
 1025%  Vulcan."
 1025%Data:  "No, sir.  I am an android."
 1025%McCoy: "Almost as bad."
 1025%    -- McCoy and Data, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1026%Data:  "I thought it was generally accepted, sir, that Vulcans are an
 1026%  advanced and most honorable race."
 1026%McCoy: "They are.  And also damned annoying at times."
 1026%    -- Data and McCoy, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1027%McCoy: "This is a new ship, boy, but she's got the right name.  Now you
 1027%  remember that, you hear?"
 1027%Data:  "I will, sir."
 1027%McCoy: "You treat her like a lady, and she'll always bring you home."
 1027%    -- McCoy and Data, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1028%Data: "I am superior, sir, in many ways.  But I would gladly give it up,
 1028%  to be human."
 1028%Riker: "Nice to meet you, Pinnochio."
 1028%    -- Data and Riker, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1029%"Sorry, sir.  I seem to be commenting on everything."
 1029%    -- Data, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1030%"Let's hope they find you as tasty as they did their last associates."
 1030%    -- Picard, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1031%Riker:  "Just hoping this isn't the usual way our missions will go, sir."
 1031%Picard: "Oh no, Number One, I'm sure most will be much more interesting.
 1031%  Let's see what's out there.  Engage."
 1031%    -- Riker and Picard, "Encounter At Farpoint", Stardate 41153.7
 1032%"Well, hello, Enterprise, welcome.  I hope you have a lot of pretty boys
 1032%  on board, because I'm willing, and waiting.  In fact, we're going to
 1032%  have a real blowout here."
 1032%    -- Tsiolkovsky Crewmember, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1033%"Indications of what humans would call, 'A wild party'?"
 1033%    -- Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1034%Riker: "You were right, someone blew out the hatch.  They were all sucked out
 1034%  into space."
 1034%Data:  "Correction, sir.  That's, 'Blown out'."
 1034%Riker: "Thank you, Data."
 1034%Data:  "Common mistake, sir."
 1034%    -- Riker and Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1035%Beverly: "If you were any more perfect, Data, I'd have to write you up in a
 1035%  Starfleet medical textbook."
 1035%Data: "I am already listed in several bio-mechanical texts, Doctor."
 1035%Beverly: "Yes, of course."
 1035%    -- Beverly and Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1036%"This ought to be easy for someone written up in bio-mechanical texts."
 1036%    -- Riker, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1037%"Picard": "Attention all decks, all divisions.  Effective immediately, I have
 1037%  handed over control of this vessel to Acting Captain Wesley Crusher."
 1037%Picard:   "'Acting Captain'?"
 1037%Wesley:   "Thank you, Captain Picard, thank you.  And with that order dawns a
 1037%  brave new day for the Enterprise."
 1037%    -- "Picard", Picard, and Wesley, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1038%"There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a--"
 1038%    -- Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1039%"But I got out of my uniform for you, Data."
 1039%    -- Yar, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1040%Yar:  "You are fully functional, aren't you?"
 1040%Data: "Of course, but--"
 1040%Yar:  "How fully?"
 1040%Data: "In every way, of course.  I am programmed in multiple techniques."
 1040%Yar:  "Oh, you jewel!  That's exactly what I hoped."
 1040%    -- Yar and Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1041%"Wouldn't you rather be alone with me?  With me in your mind?"
 1041%    -- Troi, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1042%Wesley: "So you mean I'm drunk!  I feel strange, but also good."
 1042%Picard: "Because, because you have lost the capacity for self-judgement.  Now
 1042%  alcohol does this, Wesley."
 1042%    -- Wesley and Picard, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1043%Picard: "Ah, good, Data, at least you're functioning."
 1043%Data:   "Fully, Captain."
 1043%    -- Picard and Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1044%"We are more alike than unlike, my dear Captain.  I have pores, humans
 1044%  have pores.  I have fingerprints, humans have fingerprints.  My chemical
 1044%  nutrients are like your blood.  If you prick me, do I not...leak?"
 1044%    -- Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1045%"Captain, can I see you in your ready room?  It's a private matter.
 1045%  No, actually, it's an urgent one!"
 1045%    -- Beverly, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1046%Beverly: "Right now I find you extremely, *extremely*...of course we haven't
 1046%  time for that sort of thing."
 1046%Picard:  "What sort of thing?"
 1046%Beverly: "Oh, *god*, would I love to show you."
 1046%    -- Beverly and Picard, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1047%Beverly: "Captain, my *dear* Captain.  You owe me something, you do realize
 1047%  that, don't you?  I'm a woman.  I haven't had the comfort of a husband, a
 1047%  man."
 1047%Picard:  "Not now, doctor, please."
 1047%    -- Beverly and Picard, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1048%Picard: "Worf, you know what to do.  Take us...uh--"
 1048%Riker:  "Take us out of there."
 1048%Picard: "Right."
 1048%    -- Picard and Riker, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1049%"It was an adult who did it!"
 1049%    -- Wesley, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1050%Riker: "Data, we have eight or nine minutes at most.  Can you finish by
 1050%  then?"
 1050%Data:  "No, this will take slightly more time than we have, sir."
 1050%    -- Riker and Data, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1051%Riker:  "It's only fair to mention Wesley in a log entry, sir."
 1051%Picard: "Fair is fair.  And let's credit his science teacher too."
 1051%    -- Riker and Picard, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1052%"Data, I'm only going to tell you this just once.  It never happened."
 1052%    -- Yar, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1053%"I put it to you all.  I think we shall end up with a fine crew, if we
 1053%  avoid temptation."
 1053%    -- Picard, "The Naked Now", Stardate 41209.2
 1054%"Your skill impresses me.  I like you."
 1054%    -- Lutan, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41235.2
 1055%Beverly: "Damn.  Where are the callouses us doctors are supposed to grow over
 1055%  our feelings?"
 1055%Picard:  "Perhaps the good ones never get them."
 1055%    -- Beverly and Picard, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41235.2
 1056%"But I warn you, if you get hurt, I'll put you on report, Captain."
 1056%    -- Riker, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41235.2
 1057%Picard: "Have you treated well, Lieutenant?"
 1057%Yar:    "Fine, Captain, but they're showing some signs of wear."
 1057%    -- Picard and Yar, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41235.2
 1058%Lutan:  "What do you know of wants and feelings?"
 1058%Picard: "Nothing.  Well, almost nothing."
 1058%    -- Lutan and Picard, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41235.2
 1059%"Shaving is a human art form, Data.  Technological perfection can shave
 1059%  too close."
 1059%    -- LaForge, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41235.2
 1060%Data:  "Most interesting.  Could this be Human Joke Number 663?"
 1060%Riker: "Negative, Data.  That's a captain's order."
 1060%    -- Data and Riker, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41235.2
 1061%Picard: "I'm sorry, this is becoming a speech."
 1061%Troi:   "You're the captain, sir.  You're entitled."
 1061%    -- Picard and Troi, "Code Of Honor", Stardate 41235.2
 1062%"Data, you're circling the room like a buzzard."
 1062%    -- Picard, "Haven", Stardate 41294.5
 1063%"Could you please continue the petty bickering?   I find it most
 1063%  intriguing."
 1063%    -- Data, "Haven", Stardate 41294.5
 1064%Wesley:   "Is Mister Kosinski what he seems?  A joke?"
 1064%Traveler: "No.  It's too cruel."
 1064%    -- Wesley and Traveler, "Where No One Has Gone Before", Stardate 41263.1
 1065%Yar:  "Are you telling me that's a pussycat?"
 1065%Worf: "Yes, I suppose you could call it that."
 1065%    -- Yar and Worf, "Where No One Has Gone Before", Stardate 41263.1
 1066%"Up until now, you have been...uninteresting.  It's only now that your
 1066%  lifeform begins to merit serious attention."
 1066%    -- Traveler, "Where No One Has Gone Before", Stardate 41263.1
 1067%Riker:  "Shall I call for Doctor Crusher, sir?"
 1067%Picard: "Why, is someone ill?"
 1067%    -- Riker and Picard, "Where No One Has Gone Before", Stardate 41263.1
 1068%Data:    "Possibility, a malfunction in their engines, sir?"
 1068%LaForge: "Breaks my heart."
 1068%    -- Data and LaForge, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41386.4
 1069%Picard: "Yankee traders, I like the sound of that."
 1069%Riker:  "Well, sir, I doubt they wear red, white, and blue, or look anything
 1069%  like Uncle Sam."
 1069%    -- Picard and Riker, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41386.4
 1070%Worf:   "I say, 'Fight', sir.  There's nothing shameful in falling to a
 1070%  superior enemy."
 1070%Picard: "And nothing shameful in a strategic retreat either."
 1070%    -- Worf and Picard, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41386.4
 1071%Picard: "Merde."
 1071%    -- Picard, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41386.4
 1072%Yar:  "I say put all available power into a full-out combined phaser and
 1072%  photon torpedo salvo.  Destroy their ability to sustain this forcefield,
 1072%  sir."
 1072%Worf: "Yes!  Hit them hard and hit them fast."
 1072%    -- Yar and Worf, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41386.4
 1073%"Apologies, Captain.  I seem to have reached an odd functional impasse.  I
 1073%  am stuck."
 1073%    -- Data, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41386.4
 1074%"My hero."
 1074%    -- LaForge, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41386.4
 1075%Riker: "What do you make of these?"
 1075%Data:  "Crystalline, mostly inert.  Nothing to write home about."
 1075%    -- Riker and Data, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41386.4
 1076%"You work with your females, arm them, and force them to wear clothing."
 1076%    -- Letek, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41386.4
 1077%Picard:  "He has the right to meet death awake."
 1077%Beverly: "Is that a male perspective?"
 1077%Picard:  "Rubbish."
 1077%    -- Picard and Beverly, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41386.4
 1078%"And they shamelessly clothe their females, inviting others to unclothe
 1078%  them.  The very depth of perversion."
 1078%    -- Ferengi, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41386.4
 1079%"Not a moment too soon Jean-Luc, I mean, 'Captain'."
 1079%    -- Beverly, "The Last Outpost", Stardate 41386.4
 1080%"Klingons are so unusual in their reactions, aren't they?"
 1080%    -- Beverly, "Lonely Among Us", Stardate 41249.3
 1081%"Sorry, wrong species."
 1081%    -- Celle Delegate, "Lonely Among Us", Stardate 41249.3
 1082%"Elementary my dear Riker, sir."
 1082%    -- Data, "Lonely Among Us", Stardate 41249.3
 1083%"Indubitably, sir.  Indubitably."
 1083%    -- Data, "Lonely Among Us", Stardate 41249.3
 1084%"Captain Picard, you are now relieved of duty.  I judge you to be
 1084%  disabled, mentally incapacitated--"
 1084%    -- Beverly, "Lonely Among Us", Stardate 41249.3
 1085%Picard: "What the devil am I doing here?"
 1085%Riker:  "Sounds like our captain."
 1085%    -- Picard and Riker, "Lonely Among Us", Stardate 41249.3
 1086%Yar:   "Security Team Two reports they've discovered a puddle of blood
 1086%   outside the Celle quarters, and they can't find one of the delegates."
 1086%Riker: "Lieutenant, this couldn't have waited a moment?"
 1086%Yar:   [To Picard]  "It's good to see you, sir."  [To Riker]  "The problem
 1086%  is that one of the cooks has just been asked to broil reptile for the
 1086%  Anticans, and it looks like the Celle delegate."
 1086%    -- Yar and Riker, "Lonely Among Us", Stardate 41249.3
 1087%LaForge: "They make love at the drop of a hat."
 1087%Yar:     "Any hat."
 1087%    -- LaForge and Yar, "Justice", Stardate 41255.6
 1088%"Nice planet."
 1088%    -- Worf, "Justice", Stardate 41255.6
 1089%Rivan: "Shall we go there now or remain and play?"
 1089%Riker: "Play?"
 1089%Rivan: "At love.  Unless you don't enjoy that."
 1089%    -- Rivan and Riker, "Justice", Stardate 41255.6
 1090%Edo Girl: "I want to do something too, with you."
 1090%Wesley:   "Uh, what?"
 1090%Edo Girl: "It's something you can teach me.  Will you?"
 1090%Wesley:   "Uh, well, actually, there are some games I don't quite know yet."
 1090%    -- Edo Girl and Wesley, "Justice", Stardate 41255.6
 1091%Worf:  "I am not concerned with pleasure, Commander.  I am a warrior."
 1091%Riker: "Even Klingons need love now and then."
 1091%Worf:  "For what we would consider love, sir, I would need a Klingon woman."
 1091%Riker: "What about plain old basic sex?  You must have some need for that."
 1091%Worf:  "Of course, but with the females available to me, sir, Earth females,
 1091%  I must restrain myself too much.  They are quite fragile, sir."
 1091%Riker: "Worf, if anyone else had said that, I'd suspect he was bragging."
 1091%Worf:  "Bragging, sir?"
 1091%    -- Worf and Riker, "Justice", Stardate 41255.6
 1092%"Sharing an orbit with a god is no small experience."
 1092%    -- Troi, "Justice", Stardate 41255.6
 1093%Data:   "Would you choose one life over a thousand?"
 1093%Picard: "I refuse to let arithmetic decide questions like that."
 1093%    -- Data and Picard, "Justice", Stardate 41255.6
 1094%Picard: "There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute.  Even life
 1094%  itself is an exercise in exceptions."
 1094%Riker:  "When has justice been as simple as a rulebook?"
 1094%    -- Picard and Riker, "Justice", Stardate 41255.6
 1095%"As you humans say, 'I'm all ears!'"
 1095%    -- Ferengi, "The Battle", Stardate 41723.9
 1096%"Adults."
 1096%    -- Wesley, "The Battle", Stardate 41723.9
 1097%Riker: "I hope you're right, Data."
 1097%Data:  "No question of it, sir."
 1097%    -- Riker and Data, "The Battle", Stardate 41723.9
 1098%"There never is [profit] in revenge.  Let the dead rest, and the past...
 1098%  remain the past."
 1098%    -- Picard, "The Battle", Stardate 41723.9
 1099%"Oh, your species is always suffering and dying."
 1099%    -- Q, "Hide And Q", Stardate 41590.5
 1100%Picard: "No.  Lieutenant Worf, you will make no move against him unless I
 1100%  order it."
 1100%Q:      "Pity, you might have learned an interesting lesson Macrohead, with
 1100%  a microbrain."
 1100%    -- Picard and Q, "Hide And Q", Stardate 41590.5
 1101%Yar:    "What in the hell am I doing, crying?  It is so frustrating to be
 1101%  controlled like this."
 1101%Picard: "Don't worry, there's a new ship's standing order on the bridge.
 1101%  When one is in the penalty box, tears are permitted."
 1101%    -- Yar and Picard, "Hide And Q", Stardate 41590.5
 1102%"Will you stop interrupting me?  I mean, this is hardly a time to be
 1102%  teaching you the true nature of the universe."
 1102%    -- Q, "Hide And Q", Stardate 41590.5
 1103%Q:      "Let us pray for understanding and for compassion."
 1103%Picard: "Let us do no such damn thing."
 1103%    -- Q and Picard, "Hide And Q", Stardate 41590.5
 1104%LaForge: "Worf, is this your idea of sex?"
 1104%Worf:    "This is sex, but I have no place for it in my life now."
 1104%Q:       "No place Microbrain?  What possesses you?"
 1104%    -- LaForge, Worf, and Q, "Hide And Q", Stardate 41590.5
 1105%Troi:   "You spell 'knife' with a 'k'."
 1105%Picard: "I spell 'knife' with an 'n', but then I never could spell."
 1105%    -- Troi and Picard, "The Big Goodbye", Stardate 41997.7
 1106%"Teenage mating rituals?"
 1106%    -- Wesley, "The Big Goodbye", Stardate 41997.7
 1107%"If I leave town, the town leaves with me."
 1107%    -- Picard, "The Big Goodbye", Stardate 41997.7
 1108%"Senseless killing is immoral.  But killing for a purpose, can quite
 1108%  often be ingenious."
 1108%    -- Cyrus Redblock, "The Big Goodbye", Stardate 41997.7
 1109%"It was a nice place to visit, Number One, but I wouldn't want to die
 1109%  there."
 1109%    -- Picard, "The Big Goodbye", Stardate 41997.7
 1110%"Mister LaForge...schtep on it."
 1110%    -- Picard, "The Big Goodbye", Stardate 41997.7
 1111%Beverly: "And these small projections?"
 1111%Data:    "An android alarm clock.  Is that amusing?"
 1111%    -- Beverly and Data, "Datalore", Stardate 41242.4
 1112%Data:    "If you had an off switch, Doctor, would you not keep it a secret?"
 1112%Beverly: "I guess I would."
 1112%    -- Data and Beverly, "Datalore", Stardate 41242.4
 1113%"Lesson Number One in becoming more human.  You must observe all human
 1113%  customs."
 1113%    -- Lore, "Datalore", Stardate 41242.4
 1114%"I have more than I ever dreamed possible, brother..."
 1114%    -- Lore, "Datalore", Stardate 41242.4
 1115%"Now I call that communicating."
 1115%    -- LaForge, "Datalore", Stardate 41242.4
 1116%"Shut up, Wesley!"
 1116%    -- Picard, "Datalore", Stardate 41242.4
 1117%"Shut up, Wesley!"
 1117%    -- Beverly, "Datalore", Stardate 41242.4
 1118%Beverly: "I heard you know how to turn him on."
 1118%Wesley:  "This is serious, Wes!"
 1118%    -- Beverly and Wesley, "Datalore", Stardate 41242.4
 1119%"So just tell me to, 'Shut up, Wesley', and I will."
 1119%    -- Wesley, "Datalore", Stardate 41242.4
 1120%"How sad, dear brother, you make me wish I were an only child."
 1120%    -- Data, "Datalore", Stardate 41242.4
 1121%"The troublesome little man-child.  Are you prepared for the kind of death
 1121%  you've earned, little man?"
 1121%    -- Lore, "Datalore", Stardate 41242.4
 1122%"Back off or I'll turn your little man into a torch!  I promise him
 1122%  exquisite pain!"
 1122%    -- Lore, "Datalore", Stardate 41242.4
 1123%"What do you think you're rescuing me from?  My shipmates and I have all
 1123%  taken wives.  A few even have children.  You can't rescue a man from a
 1123%  place that he calls his home."
 1123%    -- Ramsey, "Angel One", Stardate 41636.9
 1124%"Klingons appreciate strong women."
 1124%    -- Worf, "Angel One", Stardate 41636.9
 1125%"How does stimulation of the olfactory nerves affect the enjoyment of sex?"
 1125%    -- Data, "Angel One", Stardate 41636.9
 1126%Worf:    "I think I may sneeze."
 1126%LaForge: "A Klingon sneeze?"
 1126%Worf:    "Only kind I know."
 1126%    -- Worf and LaForge, "Angel One", Stardate 41636.9
 1127%"Make it so."
 1127%    -- LaForge, "Angel One", Stardate 41636.9
 1128%"No power in the universe can hope to stop the force of evolution.  Be
 1128%  warned.  The execution of Mister Ramsey and his followers may elevate
 1128%  them to the status of martyrs.  Martyrs cannot be silenced."
 1128%    -- Riker, "Angel One", Stardate 41636.9
 1129%"If winning is not important, then Commander, why keep score?"
 1129%    -- Worf, "11001001", Stardate 41365.9
 1130%Yar: "I think he's pulling your leg.  Believe it or not, Worf is developing
 1130%  a sense of humor."
 1130%Riker: "I hope so, for their sake."
 1130%    -- Yar and Riker, "11001001", Stardate 41365.9
 1131%"What's a knockout like you doing in a computer-generated gin-joint like
 1131%  this?"
 1131%    -- Riker, "11001001", Stardate 41365.9
 1132%Computer: "Recognized Picard, Jean-Luc, Captain.  Recognized Riker, William
 1132%  T., Commander."
 1132%Picard:   "Set auto-destruct sequence."
 1132%Computer: "Does the first officer concur?"
 1132%Riker:    "Set auto-destruct, now."
 1132%Computer: "Auto-destruct will detonate in four minutes and fifty-nine
 1132%  seconds."
 1132%    -- Computer Voice, Picard, and Riker,"11001001", Stardate 41365.9
 1133%Picard:   "Cancel auto-destruct."
 1133%Computer: "Does the first officer agree?"
 1133%Riker:    "Affirmative."
 1133%Computer: "Auto-destruct cancelled."
 1133%    -- Picard, Computer Voice, and Riker, "11001001", Stardate 41365.9
 1134%Picard: "You're a man obsessed with what he does.  Who knows what an
 1134%  obsessed man would do to keep going?  Kill perhaps?"
 1134%Mandl:  "I create life!  I don't take it!"
 1134%    -- Picard an Kurt Mandl, "Home Soil", Stardate 41463.9
 1135%"Ugly Bags Of Mostly Water we try at peace, you do not listen.  Boy In
 1135%  Dome On Sand Of Home, we kill."
 1135%    -- Lifeform, "Home Soil", Stardate 41463.9
 1136%"Our children are not for sale."
 1136%    -- Beverly, "When The Bough Breaks", Stardate 41509.1
 1137%"It's a good thing you're cute, Wesley, or you could really be
 1137%  obnoxious."
 1137%    -- Oliana Mirren, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41416.2
 1138%Wesley:  "Did you hear what she said, Mordock?  She said I was cute."
 1138%Mordock: "Is that good, Wesley?"
 1138%Wesley:  "Yes, I think."
 1138%    -- Wesley and Mordock, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41416.2
 1139%"Thinking about what you can't control only wastes energy and creates its
 1139%  own enemy."
 1139%    -- Worf, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41416.2
 1140%"Only fools have no fear."
 1140%    -- Worf, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41416.2
 1141%"How dare you!  I am Rondon!  You despicable Melonoid slime worm! Liar!"
 1141%    -- Rondon, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41416.2
 1142%"Do you want this to become violent?"
 1142%    -- Wesley, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41416.2
 1143%Data:    "There is nothing wrong with Captain Picard or with the ship's logs.
 1143%  Therefore, there must be something wrong with your original assumption."
 1143%Remmick: "That is not acceptable, Mister Data."
 1143%Data:    "Acceptable or not, sir, it is the truth."
 1143%    -- Data & Lieutenant Commander Remmick, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41416.2
 1144%Remmick: "You don't like me very much, do you?"
 1144%Worf:    "Is it required...sir?"
 1144%    -- Lieutenant Commander Remmick & Worf, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41416.2
 1145%"My personal feelings about Captain Picard are irrelevant to this
 1145%  investigation, and none of your business."
 1145%    -- Beverly, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41416.2
 1146%"Maybe I have been playing politics too long.  Perhaps I see conspiracies
 1146%  ...everywhere."
 1146%    -- Admiral Quinn, "Coming Of Age", Stardate 41416.2
 1147%Worf:   "Why do you mock me?  Why do you wish to anger me?"
 1147%Korris: "Only to see if it is still possible."
 1147%    -- Worf and Korris, "Heart Of Glory", Stardate 41503.7
 1148%"Cowards take hostages.  Klingons do not."
 1148%    -- Worf, "Heart Of Glory", Stardate 41503.7
 1149%"Do not deny the challenge of your destiny.  Get off your knees and
 1149%  soar.  Open your eyes and let the dream take flight."
 1149%    -- Korris, "Heart Of Glory", Stardate 41503.7
 1150%"You look for the battles in the wrong place.  The true test of a warrior
 1150%  is not without, it is within."
 1150%    -- Worf, "Heart Of Glory", Stardate 41503.7
 1151%K'Nera: "How did they die?"
 1151%Worf:   "They died well."
 1151%    -- K'Nera and Worf, "Heart Of Glory", Stardate 41503.7
 1152%"I was just being polite, sir."
 1152%    -- Worf, "Heart Of Glory", Stardate 41503.7
 1153%Troi:    "What happened to all the people?"
 1153%Worf:    "War?"
 1153%Data:    "Disease?"
 1153%LaForge: "A dissatisfied customer?"
 1153%    -- Troi, Worf, Data, & LaForge, "The Arsenal Of Freedom" Stardate 41798.7
 1154%"Peace through superior firepower."
 1154%    -- The Peddler, "The Arsenal Of Freedom", Stardate 41798.7
 1155%"Rice": "Tell me about your ship, Riker.  It's the Enterprise,isn't it?"
 1155%Riker:  "No, the name of my ship is the 'Lollipop'."
 1155%"Rice": "I have no knowledge of that ship."
 1155%Riker:  "It's just been commissioned.  It's a good ship."
 1155%    -- "Captain Rice" and Riker, "The Arsenal Of Freedom", Stardate 41798.7
 1156%Peddler: "Impressive demonstration, isn't it?"
 1156%Picard:  "Demonstration?  It tried to kill us."
 1156%    -- The Peddler and Picard, "The Arsenal Of Freedom", Stardate 41798.7
 1157%"It's great to hear your voice, Captain.  We're a little busy right
 1157%  now.  I'll get right back to you."
 1157%    -- LaForge, "The Arsenal Of Freedom", Stardate 41798.7
 1158%"Mister LaForge, when I left this ship it was in one piece.  I would
 1158%  appreciate your returning it to me in the same condition."
 1158%    -- Picard, "The Arsenal Of Freedom", Stardate 41798.7
 1159%Riker: "What do you want?"
 1159%Armus: "Maybe I want nothing."
 1159%Riker: "Then you would have killed all of us."
 1159%Armus: "I still might."
 1159%    -- Riker and Armus, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41601.3
 1160%"Data...Data something's got me!"
 1160%    -- Riker, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41601.3
 1161%"Touch him, and he dies."
 1161%    -- Armus, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41601.3
 1162%"I would guess that death is no longer sufficient to alleviate its
 1162%  boredom, therefore Commander Riker is alive."
 1162%    -- Data, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41601.3
 1163%"You are capable of great sadism and cruelty.  Interesting, no redeeming
 1163%  qualities."
 1163%    -- Data, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41601.3
 1164%"I do not serve things evil, I am evil."
 1164%    -- Armus, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41601.3
 1165%"Shall I tell you what true evil is?  It is to submit to you.  It is
 1165%  when we surrender our friends, our dignity, instead of defying you."
 1165%    -- Picard, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41601.3
 1166%"Hello, my friends.  You are here now watching this image of me because I
 1166%  have died.  It probably happened while I was on duty, and quickly, which
 1166%  is what I expected.  Never forget I died doing exactly what I wanted to
 1166%  do.  What I want you to know is how much I loved my life, and those of
 1166%  you who shared it with me.  You are my family, you all know where I came
 1166%  from and what my life was like before.  But Starfleet took that frightened,
 1166%  angry young girl and tempered her.  I have been blessed with your
 1166%  friendship, and your love."
 1166%    -- Yar Hologram, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41601.3
 1167%"Ah, Worf.  We are so much alike, you and I.  Both warriors, orphans who
 1167%  found ourselves this family.  I hope I met death with my eyes wide open."
 1167%    -- Yar Hologram, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41601.3
 1168%"My friend Data, you see things with the wonder of a child.  And that makes
 1168%  you more human than any of us."
 1168%    -- Yar Hologram, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41601.3
 1169%"Captain Jean-Luc Picard, I wish I could say you've been like a father to
 1169%  me, but I've never had one so I don't know what it feels like.  But if
 1169%  there was one person in this universe who I would choose to be like,
 1169%  someone who I would want to make proud of me, it's you.  You who have the
 1169%  heart of an explorer and the soul of a poet.  So you'll understand when
 1169%  I say, 'Death is that state in which one exists only in the memory of
 1169%  others', which is why it is not an end.  No goodbyes, just good memories.
 1169%  Hailing frequencies closed, sir."
 1169%    -- Yar Hologram, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41601.3
 1170%"Au revoir, Natasha."
 1170%    -- Picard, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41601.3
 1171%Data:   "Sir, the purpose of this gathering, confuses me."
 1171%Picard: "Oh?  How so?"
 1171%Data:   "I find my thoughts are not for Tasha, but for myself.  I keep
 1171%  thinking, how empty it will be without her presence.  Did I miss the
 1171%  point?"
 1171%Picard: "No...no you didn't Data.  You got it."
 1171%    -- Data and Picard, "Skin Of Evil", Stardate 41601.3
 1172%"Behave yourselves, gentlemen."
 1172%    -- Yar, "Symbiosis", Stardate Unknown
 1173%"Voluntary addiction to drugs is a recurring theme in many cultures."
 1173%    -- Data, "Symbiosis", Stardate Unknown
 1174%"Thank you for Paris."
 1174%    -- Janice Manheim, "We'll Always Have Paris", Stardate 41697.9
 1175%"Swimming is too much like...*bathing*."
 1175%    -- Worf, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41775.5
 1176%"Starfleet's finest.  Fancy meeting you here."
 1176%    -- Picard, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41775.5
 1177%[Where did Picard and Captain Keel meet?]
 1177%"Tau Ceti III.  It was a bar...rather an exotic one, as I remember.
 1177%  What do I win?"
 1177%    -- Picard, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41775.5
 1178%"And watch your back...Picard."
 1178%    -- Captain Rixx, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41775.5
 1179%"Friendship must dare to risk, Counselor, or it is not friendship."
 1179%    -- Picard, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41775.5
 1180%Data:    "That was not a request, I was simply...talking to myself.  A human
 1180%  idiosyncrasy, triggered by a fascination with a particular set of facts,
 1180%  or sometimes brought about by senility, or used as a means of weighing
 1180%  information before means of weighing information before reaching a
 1180%  conclusion, or as a--"
 1180%Computer: "Thank you, sir, I comprehend."
 1180%    -- Data and Computer Voice, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41775.5
 1181%Picard:  "Mister LaForge, ahead warp six."
 1181%LaForge: "Aye, sir, full impulse."
 1181%    -- Picard and LaForge, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41775.5
 1182%"Do Klingons fear death as much as humans?  I could snap your neck in a
 1182%  second, but it wouldn't be as much fun."
 1182%    -- Admiral Quinn, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41775.5
 1183%"We seek peaceful coexistence!"
 1183%    -- Lieutenant Commander Remmick, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41775.5
 1184%Data:   "I believe it was a beacon."
 1184%Picard: "A beacon?"
 1184%Data:   "Yes, sir.  A homing beacon, sent from Earth."
 1184%    -- Data and Picard, "Conspiracy", Stardate 41775.5
 1185%"Welcome to the twenty-fourth century."
 1185%    -- Picard, "The Neutral Zone", Stardate 41986.0
 1186%Clemens: "Well, we won't be inviting these Romulans to our party, will we?"
 1186%Data:    "No.  That would not be...appropriate."
 1186%    -- L.Q. "Sonny" Clemens and Data, "The Neutral Zone", Stardate 41986.0
 1187%"Silence your dog, Captain."
 1187%    -- Commander T-Bok, "The Neutral Zone", Stardate 41986.0
 1188%"Matters more urgent caused our absence.  Now witness the result.
 1188%  Outposts destroyed, expansion of the Federation everywhere.  Yes, we
 1188%  have indeed been negligent, Captain, but no more."
 1188%    -- Commander T-Bok, "The Neutral Zone", Stardate 41986.0
 1189%"Do you understand my meaning, captain?  We...are back."
 1189%    -- Commander T-Bok, "The Neutral Zone", Stardate 41986.0
 1190%"There's still much to do, still so much to learn."
 1190%    -- Picard, "The Neutral Zone", Stardate 41986.0
 1191%Riker: "A baby?  This is a surprise."
 1191%Troi:  "Especially to me."
 1191%    -- Picard, Riker, and Troi, "The Child", Stardate 42073.1
 1192%"I hate to be indiscreet, but who's the father?"
 1192%    -- Riker, "The Child", Stardate 42073.1
 1193%"Sure is a damn ugly nothing."
 1193%    -- LaForge, "Where Silence Has Lease", Stardate 42193.6
 1194%"To understand death, I must amass information on every aspect of it.
 1194%  The experiments shouldn't take more than a third of your crew, maybe half."
 1194%    -- Nagilum, "Where Silence Has Lease", Stardate 42193.6
 1195%"At ease, Lieutenant!"
 1195%    -- Riker, "Where Silence Has Lease", Stardate 42193.6
 1196%"Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur wholeheartedly!"
 1196%    -- Riker, "Where Silence Has Lease", Stardate 42193.6
 1197%"Ensign, if you encounter any holes...steer clear."
 1197%    -- Picard, "Where Silence Has Lease", Stardate 42193.6
 1198%"Thank you for the tea and crumpets.  I'll be on my way."
 1198%    -- Pulaski, "Elementary, Dear Data", Stardate 42286.3
 1199%Picard: "And lower main shields."
 1199%Riker:  "Lower the shields...why, sir?"
 1199%Picard: "In case we decide to surrender to them, Number One."
 1199%    -- Picard and Riker, "The Outrageous Okana", Stardate 42402.7
 1200%"Take my Worf, please."
 1200%    -- Data, "The Outrageous Okana", Stardate 42402.7
 1201%Scholar: "And you don't resent it?  The VISOR or being blind?"
 1201%LaForge: "Since they are both part of me and I really like who I am, why
 1201%  should I resent them?"
 1201%    -- Scholar and LaForge, "Loud As A Whisper", Stardate 42477.2
 1202%"The real secret is turning a disadvantage into an advantage."
 1202%    -- Riva, "Loud As A Whisper", Stardate 42477.2
 1203%Kareen: "Are you a Romulan?"
 1203%Worf:   [Growls]  "Hardly."
 1203%    -- Kareen and Worf, "The Schizoid Man", Stardate 42437.5
 1204%"I'll tell you a little secret, sonny.  I don't really believe I will be
 1204%  dying.  I believe I've learned how to transfer my great intellect into the
 1204%  machine, thus cheating the Grim Reaper of his greatest prize."
 1204%    -- Doctor Graves, "The Schizoid Man", Stardate 42437.5
 1205%"Just look at that face.  The face of a thinker...a warrior...a man for all
 1205%  seasons.  Yet, Ira Graves was not perfect.  Perhaps his greatest flaw was
 1205%  that he was too selfless.  He simply cared too much about his fellow man,
 1205%  with nary a thought to himself.  A man of limitless accomplishments and
 1205%  unbridled modesty.  I can safely say that to know Ira Graves was to love
 1205%  him.  And to love him was to know him.  Those who knew him...loved him.
 1205%  While those who did not know him...loved him from afar--"
 1205%    -- "Data", "The Schizoid Man", Stardate 42437.5
 1206%Picard: "What were your impressions of Doctor Graves?"
 1206%Selar:  "He seemed brilliant, egocentric, arrogant, chauvinistic."
 1206%    -- Picard and Doctor Selar, "The Schizoid Man", Stardate 42437.5
 1207%"Why am I lying on the floor, in this undignified position, with the four
 1207%  of you standing over me, displaying expressions of--"
 1207%    -- Data, "The Schizoid Man", Stardate 42437.5
 1208%Data:  "I hope I did not do anything unbecoming a Starfleet officer."
 1208%Riker: "Does wrestling a Klingon targ ring a bell?"
 1208%    -- Data, "The Schizoid Man", Stardate 42437.5
 1209%"Did I win?"
 1209%    -- Data, "The Schizoid Man", Stardate 42437.5
 1210%"Natural causes?  What in Nature could cause that?"
 1210%    -- Picard, "Unnatural Selection", Stardate 42494.8
 1211%"Commander Data has a way with computers."
 1211%    -- Pulaski, "Unnatural Selection", Stardate 42494.8
 1212%"As androids go, you're in a class by yourself."
 1212%    -- Pulaski, "Unnatural Selection", Stardate 42494.8
 1213%Riker: "It's my understanding that one of the duties of the first officer
 1213%  on a Klingon ship is to assassinate the captain."
 1213%Worf:  "Yes, sir.  When and if the captain becomes weak and unable to
 1213%  perform, it is expected that his honorable retirement should be assisted
 1213%  by his first. The second officer would assassinate you for the same
 1213%  reasons."
 1213%Riker: "This method of attrition could take a little getting used to."
 1213%    -- Worf and Riker, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1214%Riker: "Sentimental, Lieutenant?"
 1214%Worf:  "Efficiency, Commander."
 1214%    -- Riker and Worf, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1215%Kargon: "I know I can count on every Klingon warrior in this crew to serve
 1215%  and die in battle.  So I ask, Commander Riker, where are your loyalties?"
 1215%Riker:  "I have been assigned here to serve this ship and to obey your
 1215%  orders.  I will do exactly that."
 1215%Kargon: "Will you take oath to that effect?"
 1215%Riker:  "I just did."
 1215%    -- Captain Kargon and Riker, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1216%Riker: "You have a problem?"
 1216%Klag:  "Yes, sir.  I...don't believe you."
 1216%    -- Riker and Klag, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1217%Mendon: "Didn't mean to offend you."
 1217%Worf:   "You didn't...yet."
 1217%    -- Ensign Mendon and Worf, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1218%"Ensign Mendon, you may impress *me*."
 1218%    -- Worf, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1219%"Perhaps we could get one of the females to breast-feed you."
 1219%    -- Klag, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1220%Klag:  "They are inquisitive.  They want to know how you would endure."
 1220%Riker: "Endure what?"
 1220%Klag:  "Them."
 1220%Riker: [Pause]  "One, or both?"
 1220%    -- Klag and Riker, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1221%Vekma: "I may be back for you."
 1221%Riker: [To Klag]  "Is she serious?"
 1221%    -- Vekma and Riker, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1222%"And I will instruct you on Enterprise etiquette."
 1222%    -- Worf, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1223%Klag:   "He may be a spy, but he is not a coward."
 1223%Kargon: "That only proves he's intelligent."
 1223%    -- Klag and Captain Kargon, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1224%Kargon: "To be ordered to die is an expectation for any officer at any time."
 1224%Klag:   "For a Klingon perhaps, but Riker's people do not volunteer for
 1224%  death so easily."
 1224%    -- Captain Kargon and Klag, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1225%Kargon: "You will die like a Klingon."
 1225%    -- Captain Kargon, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1226%"Stay where you are, Klag!  I've relieved Captain Kargon.  He was acting
 1226%  in an irrational manner.  I'm your captain now."
 1226%    -- Riker, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1227%"This is Captain William Riker of the Klingon vessel Pagh.  I order you
 1227%  to lower your shields and surrender."
 1227%    -- Riker, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1228%Klag:  "You understand the Klingons better than I thought."
 1228%Riker: "Thank you, my friend."
 1228%    -- Klag and Riker, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1229%Riker:  "I learned quite a bit."
 1229%Picard: "Apparently not when to duck."
 1229%Riker:  "When *not* to duck would be more accurate."
 1229%    -- Riker and Picard, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1230%Riker: "You come from a very brave and unique race.  I'm glad you're here
 1230%  on the Enterprise."
 1230%Worf:  "Thank you, Commander.  And welcome home."
 1230%    -- Riker and Worf, "A Matter Of Honor", Stardate 42506.5
 1231%Picard:  "Phillipa Louvois, and back in uniform.  It's been almost ten
 1231%  years, but seeing you again like this...makes it seem like fifty.
 1231%  If we weren't around all these people, do you know what I would like
 1231%  to do ?"
 1231%Louvois: "Break a chair across my teeth?"
 1231%Picard:  "After that."
 1231%Louvois: "Oh, ain't love grand?"
 1231%    -- Picard and Captain Louvois, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42523.7
 1232%"It brings a sense of order and stability to my universe to know you're
 1232%  still a pompous ass...and a damn sexy man."
 1232%    -- Captain Louvois, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42523.7
 1233%"All this passion over a machine?"
 1233%    -- Captain Louvois, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42523.7
 1234%"Data is a toaster."
 1234%    -- Captain Louvois, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42523.7
 1235%Wesley: "Data, you're supposed to rip the paper off."
 1235%Data:   "With the application of a little care, Wes, the paper can be
 1235%  utilized again."
 1235%Troi:   "Data, you're missing the point."
 1235%    -- Wesley, Data, and Troi, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42523.7
 1236%Data:   "I would prefer not to answer that question."
 1236%Picard: "Under the circumstances, I don't think Tasha would mind."
 1236%Data:   "She was special to me, sir.  We were...intimate."
 1236%    -- Data and Picard, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42523.7
 1237%"Data is a physical representation of a dream, an idea conceived by the
 1237%  mind of a man.  His purpose?  To serve human needs and interests.  He is
 1237%  a collection of neural nets and heuristic algorithms.  His responses are
 1237%  dictated by an elaborate software program written by a man.  The hardware
 1237%  was built by a man.  And a man will turn him off."
 1237%    -- Riker, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42523.7
 1238%"Pinocchio is broken...his strings have been cut."
 1238%    -- Riker, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42523.7
 1239%"There have always been disposable creatures."
 1239%    -- Guinan, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42523.7
 1240%"Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life.  Well *there*
 1240%  it sits*!"
 1240%    -- Picard, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42523.7
 1241%"It is the judgement of this court that Lieutenant Commander Data has
 1241%  the freedom to choose."
 1241%    -- Captain Louvois, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42523.7
 1242%Riker: "You are a wise man, my friend."
 1242%Data:  "Not yet, sir.  But with your help, I am learning."
 1242%    -- Riker and Data, "The Measure Of A Man", Stardate 42523.7
 1243%"That's a super-conducting magnet, isn't it?"
 1243%    -- Salia, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42568.8
 1244%"I don't know if she'll have time for you, Wes.  She's destined to rule
 1244%  an entire world."
 1244%    -- Riker, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42568.8
 1245%"Do not be fooled by her looks.  The body is just a shell."
 1245%    -- Worf, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42568.8
 1246%LaForge: "I suppose it had to happen.  It usually does at about this age."
 1246%Wesley:  "What does?"
 1246%LaForge: "Glands, erupting with hormones."
 1246%    -- LaForge and Wesley, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42568.8
 1247%Worf:   "That is how a Klingon lures a mate."
 1247%Wesley: "Are you telling me to yell at Salia?"
 1247%Worf:   "No, no, no.  Men do not roar.  Women roar.  Then they hurl heavy
 1247%  objects.  And claw at you."
 1247%Wesley: "What does the man do?"
 1247%Worf:   "He reads love poetry.  He ducks a lot."
 1247%Wesley: "Worf, it sounds like it works great for the Klingons, but...I
 1247%  need to try something a little less...dangerous?"
 1247%Worf:   "Go to her door, beg like a human."
 1247%    -- Worf and Wesley, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42568.8
 1248%Data:   "It should be that simple, Wesley.  Judging my her appearance, it is
 1248%  likely you and Salia are biologically compatible.  Of course, there could
 1248%  be a difference in the histocompatibility complex in the cell membrane,
 1248%  but--"
 1248%Wesley: "Data, I want to meet her, not dissect her."
 1248%    -- Data and Wesley, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42568.8
 1249%Riker:  "Now, the first words out of your mouth are the most important.
 1249%  You may want to start with something like this here."  [To Guinan]  "You
 1249%  are the most beautiful woman in the galaxy."  [To Wesley]  "But that
 1249%  might not work."
 1249%Guinan: "Yes!  Yes, it would."
 1249%    -- Riker and Guinan, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42568.8
 1250%Riker:  "Now, the first words out of your mouth are the most important.
 1250%  You may want to start with something like this here."  [To Guinan]  "You
 1250%  are the most beautiful woman in the galaxy."  [To Wesley]  "But that
 1250%  might not work."
 1250%Guinan: "Yes!  Yes, it would."
 1250%Riker:  "You don't know how long I've wanted to tell you that."
 1250%Guinan: "But you were afraid."
 1250%Riker:  "Yes."
 1250%Guinan: "Of me?"
 1250%Riker:  "Of us.  Of what we might become.  Or that you might think it
 1250%  was a lie."
 1250%Guinan: "Maybe I do think it's a lie."
 1250%Riker:  "Then you think I'm not sincere."
 1250%Guinan: "I didn't say that.  There's nothing wrong with a lie.  It's like
 1250%  knocking at the door."
 1250%Riker:  "Then you're inviting me in?"
 1250%Guinan: "I'm not sending you away."
 1250%Riker:  "That's more than I expected."
 1250%Guinan: "Is it as much as you hoped?"
 1250%Riker:  "To hope is to recognize the possibility.  I had only dreams."
 1250%Guinan: "Dreams can be dangerous."
 1250%Riker:  "Not these dreams.  I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the
 1250%  stars, and the universe worships the night."
 1250%Guinan: "Careful!  Putting me on a pedestal so high, you might not be able
 1250%  to reach me."
 1250%Riker:  "Then I'll learn how to fly.  You are the heart of my day, and the
 1250%  soul of my night."
 1250%    -- Riker and Guinan, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42568.8
 1251%"Shut up kid."
 1251%    -- Guinan, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42568.8
 1252%"Now, tell me more about...my eyes?"
 1252%    -- Guinan, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42568.8
 1253%"I cannot rely on your primitive technology.  Kill the patient."
 1253%    -- Anya, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42568.8
 1254%"Just because a girl runs out doesn't mean she doesn't want you to
 1254%  follow."
 1254%    -- Guinan, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42568.8
 1255%"A taste to remember me by."
 1255%    -- Wesley, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42568.8
 1256%Wesley: "I'm never going to feel this way about anyone else."
 1256%Guinan: "You're right."
 1256%Wesley: "I didn't expect you to say that."
 1256%Guinan: "Oh, there will be others.  But the next time you feel love will be
 1256%  different.  Each time is different."
 1256%Wesley: "Knowing that doesn't make it any easier."
 1256%Guinan: "It isn't supposed to."
 1256%    -- Wesley and Guinan, "The Dauphin", Stardate 42568.8
 1257%"Welcome to the bridge, Mister LaForge."
 1257%    -- Picard, "Contagion", Stardate 42609.1
 1258%"Fate...protects fools, children, and ships named Enterprise."
 1258%    -- Riker, "Contagion", Stardate 42609.1
 1259%"This is yet another example of how our actions produce random results."
 1259%    -- Data, "Contagion", Stardate 42609.1
 1260%"That was not manual override."
 1260%    -- Data, "Contagion", Stardate 42609.1
 1261%"If it becomes necessary to fight, could you locate me some rocks to
 1261%  throw at them?"
 1261%    -- Riker, "Contagion", Stardate 42609.1
 1262%"In another time and place this could be funny."
 1262%    -- Troi, "Contagion", Stardate 42609.1
 1263%"The victors invariably write the history to their own advantage."
 1263%    -- Picard, "Contagion", Stardate 42609.1
 1264%Data:   "Blue...blue...blue."
 1264%Picard: "I hope that isn't a stutter."
 1264%    -- Data and Picard, "Contagion", Stardate 42609.1
 1265%"So how's it been here, Number One?  Some old routine job?"
 1265%    -- Picard, "Contagion", Stardate 42609.1
 1266%"Now I see why you want to handle all the away teams, Number One.
 1266%  That's where all the excitement is."
 1266%    -- Picard, "Contagion", Stardate 42609.1
 1267%"It's a time-honored way of practicing medicine.  With your head, and
 1267%  your heart, and your hands."
 1267%    -- Pulaski, "Contagion", Stardate 42609.1
 1268%"What a horrible way to die."
 1268%    -- Worf, "The Royale", Stardate 42625.4
 1269%"I'm a doctor, not a magician."
 1269%    -- Pulaski, "The Royale", Stardate 42625.4
 1270%"No woman is worth dying for.  Killing for, but not dying for."
 1270%    -- Mickey D., "The Royale", Stardate 42625.4
 1271%"Baby needs a new pair of shoes."
 1271%    -- Data, "The Royale", Stardate 42625.4
 1272%Picard: "You're telling me that I should just sit down, shut up, and wait."
 1272%Riker:  "Well, I wouldn't have put it quite like that."
 1272%    -- Picard and Riker, "Time Squared", Stardate 42679.2
 1273%Picard:  "Release him."
 1273%Pulaski: "Do you know what you're doing?"
 1273%Picard:  "No.  Release him."
 1273%    -- Picard and Pulaski, "Time Squared", Stardate 42679.2
 1274%Picard: "A lot of questions, Number One.  Damned few answers."
 1274%Riker:  "Perhaps none of it was real at all, sir."
 1274%Picard: "Hmm, maybe.  Well...they say that if you travel far enough you will
 1274%  eventually meet yourself.  Having experienced that, Number One...it's not
 1274%  something I would care to repeat."
 1274%    -- Picard and Riker, "Time Squared", Stardate 42679.2
 1275%"With all due respect, BE GONE!...sir."
 1275%    -- Worf, "The Icarus Factor", Stardate 42686.4
 1276%"It appears Lieutenant Worf is quite adamant about his solitude."
 1276%    -- Data, "The Icarus Factor", Stardate 42686.4
 1277%"If I were not a professional, and an android, I would be insulted."
 1277%    -- Data, "The Icarus Factor", Stardate 42686.4
 1278%"You mean you didn't bake me a cake?"
 1278%    -- Kyle Riker, "The Icarus Factor", Stardate 42686.4
 1279%"There really is no substitute for holding the reins."
 1279%    -- Picard, "The Icarus Factor", Stardate 42686.4
 1280%"You know, it's really a shame there's no ambo-jitsu ring nearby, because
 1280%  you really need to be put in your place."
 1280%    -- Kyle Riker, "The Icarus Factor", Stardate 42686.4
 1281%Pulaski: "I'm just glad humans have progressed beyond the need for such
 1281%  barbaric displays."
 1281%Troi:    "Have they?  Commander Riker and his father are about to engage in
 1281%  a barbarism of their own."
 1281%    -- Pulaski and Troi, "The Icarus Factor", Stardate 42686.4
 1282%LaForge: "So what are you saying?  That the Dremans are fated to die?"
 1282%Riker:   "It's something that needs to be considered."
 1282%LaForge: "Well consider it considered and rejected."
 1282%    -- LaForge and Riker, "Pen Pals", Stardate 42695.3
 1283%Sarjenka: "Data!  Data!  Where are you?  Why won't you answer?  Are you
 1283%  angry with me?  Please...please...I'm so afraid!  Don't leave me."
 1283%Picard:   "Wait.  Oh, Data.  That whisper in the darkness has become a plea.
 1283%  We cannot turn our backs."
 1283%    -- Sarjenka and Picard, "Pen Pals", Stardate 42695.3
 1284%"In for a penny, in for a pound, is that what you're saying, Mister Data?"
 1284%    -- Picard, "Pen Pals", Stardate 42695.3
 1285%"Oops."
 1285%    -- Picard, "Pen Pals", Stardate 42695.3
 1286%Riker:   "O'Brien, take a nap.  You didn't see *any* of this, you're not
 1286%  involved."
 1286%O'Brien: "Right, sir.  If you need me, I'll be here in the corner, dozing
 1286%  off."
 1286%    -- Riker and O'Brien, "Pen Pals", Stardate 42695.3
 1287%Picard: "You promised that you would never trouble my ship again."
 1287%Q:      "I always keep my agreements, sir.  Look...we're nowhere *near*
 1287%  your vessel."
 1287%    -- Picard and Q, "Q Who", Stardate 42761.3
 1288%"Ah, the redoubtable Commander Riker...and Microbrain!  Growl for me...let
 1288%  me know you still care."
 1288%    -- Q, "Q Who", Stardate 42761.3
 1289%"I add a little spice, a little excitement to your lives, and all you do is
 1289%  complain!"
 1289%    -- Q, "Q Who", Stardate 42761.3
 1290%"It's not safe out here!  It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires
 1290%  both subtle and gross.  But it's not for the timid."
 1290%    -- Q, "Q Who", Stardate 42761.3
 1291%"Why?  Why, to give you a taste of your future...a preview of things to come.
 1291%  Con permiso, capitan?  The hall's been rented, the orchestra engaged...it's
 1291%  time to see if you can *dance*."
 1291%    -- Q, "Q Who", Stardate 42761.3
 1292%Q:      "We'll just have to see how ready you are!"
 1292%Guinan: "Q, *no*!"
 1292%    -- Q and Guinan, "Q Who", Stardate 42761.3
 1293%"You can't outrun them.  You can't destroy them.  If you damage them, the
 1293%  essence of what they are remains...they regenerate and keep coming.
 1293%  Eventually, you'll weaken.  Your reserves will be gone.  They are
 1293%  relentless."
 1293%    -- Q, "Q Who", Stardate 42761.3
 1294%"If we all die...here, now...you will not be able to gloat!"
 1294%    -- Picard, "Q Who", Stardate 42761.3
 1295%"You wanted to frighten us...we're frightened.  You wanted to show us
 1295%  that we are inadequate...for the moment, I will grant that.  You wanted
 1295%  me to say that I need you...I *need you*!"
 1295%    -- Picard, "Q Who", Stardate 42761.3
 1296%"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you had better go back home
 1296%  and crawl under your bed."
 1296%    -- Q, "Q Who", Stardate 42761.3
 1297%"Q might have done the right thing for the wrong reason.  Perhaps we
 1297%  needed a good kick in our complacency to get us ready for what's ahead."
 1297%    -- Picard, "Q Who", Stardate 42761.3
 1298%"We are far from home.  Our ship is the Mondor.  It is broken.  We
 1298%  look for things.  Things that make us go.  We need help."
 1298%    -- Grebnedlog, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42779.1
 1299%"Don't tell me, their rubber band broke, right?"
 1299%    -- LaForge, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42779.1
 1300%Grebnedlog: "We look for things.  Things that make us go."
 1300%LaForge:    "Yeah, so I've heard."
 1300%    -- Grebnedlog and LaForge, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42779.1
 1301%"He is smart.  He can make us go.  We need him."
 1301%    -- Reginod, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42779.1
 1302%"We wish to be nothing if not persistent."
 1302%    -- Grebnedlog, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42779.1
 1303%"Do not try to trick us.  We can tell."
 1303%    -- Grebnedlog, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42779.1
 1304%"I was no hero, but an undisciplined, opinionated, loud-mouthed young
 1304%  man who was far out of his league.  It was a great and painful lesson,
 1304%  and I learned it well.  I only hope you won't need to learn it as I did."
 1304%    -- Picard, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42779.1
 1305%"Your people are violent."
 1305%    -- Grebnedlog, "Samaritan Snare", Stardate 42779.1
 1306%"Klingons do not faint."
 1306%    -- Worf, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1307%"Klingons do not give in to illness."
 1307%    -- Worf, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1308%Worf:    "How would Commander Riker feel if he had the measles?"
 1308%Pulaski: "Pretty silly."
 1308%    -- Worf and Pulaski, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1309%Pulaski: "Worf!  You're a romantic!"
 1309%Worf:    "It is among the Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest
 1309%  flower."
 1309%    -- Pulaski and Worf, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1310%Picard: "This is my security chief, Lieutenant Worf."
 1310%Danilo: "I don't suppose security is much of a problem for you."
 1310%    -- Picard and Danilo O'Dell, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1311%Danilo: "What the hell was that thing?"
 1311%Worf:   "Automated fire system.  A force field contains the flame until the
 1311%  remaining oxygen has been consumed."
 1311%Danilo: "Ah.  What if I'd been under that thing?"
 1311%Worf:   "You would have been standing in the fire."
 1311%Danilo: "Yeah, well, leaving that aside for the moment, I mean what would
 1311%  have happened to me?"
 1311%Worf:   "You would have suffocated and died."
 1311%Danilo: "Yeah, ah...sweet mercy."
 1311%    -- Worf and Danilo O'Dell, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1312%Brenna: "What are you staring at?  Have you never seen a woman before?"
 1312%Riker:  "I thought I had."
 1312%    -- Brenna O'Dell and Riker, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1313%"Sometimes, Number One, you just have to...bow to the absurd."
 1313%    -- Picard, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1314%Riker:  "That isn't necessary.  The ship will clean itself."
 1314%Brenna: "Well, good for the bloody ship."
 1314%    -- Riker and Brenna O'Dell, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1315%Brenna: "William, is something wrong?"
 1315%Riker:  "What do you mean?"
 1315%Brenna: "Do you not like girls?"
 1315%Riker:  "'Course I do."
 1315%    -- Brenna O'Dell and Riker, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1316%Riker:  "Is there a special technique to this foot-washing?"
 1316%Brenna: "You generally start at the top, and work your way down."
 1316%Riker:  "I think I can handle that."
 1316%Brenna: "Mmm.  I was hoping you might."
 1316%    -- Riker and Brenna O'Dell, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1317%"Every moment of pleasure in life has to be purchased by an equal moment
 1317%  of pain."
 1317%    -- Danilo O'Dell, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1318%Worf:   "Madam, have you ever considered a career in security?"
 1318%Brenna: "If it's anything like baby-sitting, I'm an authority."
 1318%    -- Worf and Brenna O'Dell, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1319%"It's not a question of harm.  One William Riker is...unique, perhaps
 1319%  even special.  But a hundred a him...a thousand of him...diminishes me
 1319%  in ways I can't even imagine."
 1319%    -- Riker, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1320%Riker:   "We certainly have a right to exercise control over our own bodies."
 1320%Pulaski: "You'll get no argument from me."
 1320%    -- Riker and Pulaski, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1321%Pulaski: "It's a match made in heaven."
 1321%Riker:   "Unfortunately, it will have to be a shotgun wedding."
 1321%    -- Pulaski and Riker, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1322%Granger: "For three hundred years we have denied the carnal side of our
 1322%  nature.  How can we learn to put that aside?"
 1322%Danilo:  "Eh, well, you...you put a young couple together...and...you let
 1322%  nature take its course."
 1322%    -- Granger and Danilo O'Dell, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1323%Picard:  "I must be out of my mind."
 1323%Pulaski: "Starfleet would probably agree with you."
 1323%    -- Picard and Pulaski, "Up The Long Ladder", Stardate 42823.2
 1324%"What a handsome race."
 1324%    -- Worf, "Manhunt", Stardate 42859.2
 1325%"Judging a being by its physical appearance is the last major human
 1325%  prejudice, Wesley."
 1325%    -- Data, "Manhunt", Stardate 42859.2
 1326%"Jean-Luc, what naughty thoughts, but how wonderful you still think of
 1326%  me like that."
 1326%    -- Lwuxana Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42859.2
 1327%"Delegates?  The last time I saw something like that, it was being
 1327%  served on a plate."
 1327%    -- Lwuxana Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42859.2
 1328%"I wasn't aware you had such handsome legs."
 1328%    -- Lxuxana Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42859.2
 1329%"You never assume anything where Lwuxana Troi is concerned.  Betazoid
 1329%  women are full of surprises."
 1329%    -- Lwuxana Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42859.2
 1330%"It's only at mid-life that a Betazoid female becomes...well...fully
 1330%  sexual if you know what I mean."
 1330%    -- Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42859.2
 1331%Riker: "Troi explained this to me when we first started to see each other.
 1331%  A Betazoid woman, when she goes through this phase...quadruples her sex
 1331%  drive."
 1331%Troi:  "Or more."
 1331%Riker: "*Or more*?  You never told me that."
 1331%Troi:  "I didn't want to frighten you."
 1331%    -- Riker and Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42859.2
 1332%"Less substance, more ambience."
 1332%    -- Picard, "Manhunt", Stardate 42859.2
 1333%"I am not a man."
 1333%    -- Worf, "Manhunt", Stardate 42859.2
 1334%"Well, troubles.  We've got some, Captain.  It seems that a certain woman
 1334%  both wealthy and beautiful now thinks that she's going to marry me."
 1334%    -- Riker, "Manhunt", Stardate 42859.2
 1335%"Ah, well.  I didn't find a mate, but I did save the conference as well
 1335%  as your reputations.  All in a day's work, I suppose."
 1335%    -- Lwuxana Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42859.2
 1336%"Jean-Luc!  Shame on you for thinking such a thing!"
 1336%    -- Lwuxana Troi, "Manhunt", Stardate 42859.2
 1337%"Looks like it's just us, handsome."
 1337%    -- Pulaski, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1338%"The Iceman wins again!"
 1338%    -- Riker, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1339%Pulaski: "You took my last chip, you could at least smile, Worf."
 1339%LaForge: "Smiling would break his concentration."
 1339%    -- Pulaski and LaForge, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1340%"Your deal."
 1340%    -- Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1341%LaForge: "You were bluffing."
 1341%Worf:    "Klingons never bluff."
 1341%    -- Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1342%"Klingons are not supposed to mind hardships.  Nonetheless, I am
 1342%  delighted to be out of that damned coffin."
 1342%    -- K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1343%"Whoever said getting there was half the fun never rode in a Class
 1343%  VIII probe."
 1343%    -- K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1344%K'Ehleyr: "Worf, so this is where you've been hiding.  I told you we'd meet
 1344%  again.  Aren't you going to greet me?"
 1344%Worf:     "I have nothing to say to you."
 1344%K'Ehleyr: "Haven't changed a bit, hmm?  Well, I missed you too."
 1344%    -- K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1345%Worf:   "Sir, I suggest Commander Riker or Data would better serve Special
 1345%  Emissary K'Ehleyr."
 1345%Picard: "Are there any personal reasons that you don't want the assignment?"
 1345%Worf:   "Yes."
 1345%Picard: "Any professional reasons?"
 1345%Worf:   "No.  I withdraw my request, Captain."
 1345%Picard: "Good."
 1345%    -- Worf and Picard, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1346%Worf:     "You are late."
 1346%K'Ehleyr: "Sorry, I had to make myself beautiful."
 1346%Worf:     "I fail to understand why."
 1346%    -- Worf and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1347%"I don't bite.  Well...actually I do."
 1347%    -- K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1348%"There are always options."
 1348%    -- Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1349%"Upon due consideration of the problem and all possible *options*, my
 1349%  original recommendation stands!  Meeting adjourned!"
 1349%    -- K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1350%Troi:     "You're upset."
 1350%K'Ehleyr: "Your finely honed Betazoid sense tell you that?"
 1350%Troi:     "Well...that and the table."
 1350%    -- Troi and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1351%Picard: "Lieutenant, I order you to relax."
 1351%Worf:   "I am relaxed!"
 1351%    -- Picard and Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1352%"Some calisthenics programs are better than others."
 1352%    -- K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1353%Worf:     "I've noted that some people use humor as a shield.  They talk
 1353%  much, yet say little."
 1353%K'Ehleyr: "Whereas others take a simpler approach, say nothing."
 1353%Worf:     "When one does not have the words."
 1353%K'Ehleyr: "Or is loathe to speak them."
 1353%    -- Worf and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1354%K'Ehleyr: "Why didn't we do this six years ago?"
 1354%Worf:     "We were not ready."
 1354%K'Ehleyr: "I was."
 1354%Worf:     "No.  We were both too young, too unaware.  We lacked commitment."
 1354%K'Ehleyr: "Perhaps we lacked the courage as well."
 1354%    -- K'Ehleyr and Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1355%K'Ehleyr: "Poor android, whose behavior do you find more perplexing?  Human
 1355%  or Klingon?"
 1355%Data:     "At the moment, I would find it difficult to choose."
 1355%    -- K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1356%"Klingons do not surrender."
 1356%    -- Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1357%"Sensors show lifeforms aboard, but I am unable to ascertain whether they
 1357%  are awake or dorment.  However their propulsion system is inactive so I
 1357%  would hypothesize that the crew is asleep.  However, I could be in error."
 1357%    -- Data, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1358%Worf:    "I will tolerate no further insubordination.  Drop your shields
 1358%  immediately."
 1358%K'Temoc: "And if I refuse?"
 1358%Worf:    "Then die in ignorance.  I can waste no more time on you."
 1358%    -- Worf and Captain K'Temoc, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1359%K'Temoc: "Long live the Klingon Empire."
 1359%Worf:    "A wise decision, Captain."
 1359%    -- Captain K'Temoc and Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1360%Riker:    "How did you like command?"
 1360%Worf:     "Comfortable chair."
 1360%K'Ehleyr: "And you wore it well."
 1360%    -- Riker, Worf, and K'Ehleyr, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1361%K'Ehleyr: "I've never had such strong feelings toward anyone."
 1361%Worf:     "Nor have I."
 1361%    -- K'Ehleyr and Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1362%"K'Ehleyr.  I will not be complete without you."
 1362%    -- Worf, "The Emissary", Stardate 42901.3
 1363%"Starfleet is not a military organization.  It's purpose is exploration."
 1363%    -- Picard, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42923.4
 1364%"You care to surrender now, captain?"
 1364%    -- Riker, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42923.4
 1365%"Captain, he needs an attitude adjustment."
 1365%    -- Pulaski, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42923.4
 1366%"ENTER!"
 1366%    -- Worf, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42923.4
 1367%"Just finished."
 1367%    -- Worf, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42923.4
 1368%Riker: "You're outmanned, you're outgunned, you're outequipped.  What else
 1368%  have you got?"
 1368%Worf:  "Guile."
 1368%    -- Riker and Worf, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42923.4
 1369%"Join me."
 1369%    -- Riker, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42923.4
 1370%Worf:  "I have wagered heavily in the ship's pool that you will take him
 1370%  past the sixth plateau."
 1370%Riker: "And if I don't?"
 1370%Worf:  "I will be...irritated."
 1370%    -- Worf and Riker, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42923.4
 1371%"Just remember, sir...Captain Riker's never lost."
 1371%    -- Riker, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42923.4
 1372%Data: "In the strictest sense, I did not win."
 1372%Troi: "Data..."
 1372%Data: "I busted him up."
 1372%    -- Data and Troi, "Peak Performance", Stardate 42923.4
 1373%"My grandfather was bit by a snake once.  And after four days of
 1373%  *intense pain*...the snake died."
 1373%    -- Riker, "Shades Of Grey", Stardate 42976.1
 1374%"Passionate, as in erotic, Counselor?"
 1374%    -- Pulaski, "Shades Of Grey", Stardate 42976.1
 1375%Riker:  "I am Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise."
 1375%Picard: "Delighted you're feeling better, Captain.  The...Admiral and I were
 1375%  worried about you."
 1375%Data:   "Captain, I do not believe you have the authority to promote me to
 1375%  the rank of admiral."
 1375%    -- Riker, Picard, and Data, "Shades Of Grey", Stardate 42976.1
 1376%Wesley: "I always get an 'A'."
 1376%Guinan: "So did Doctor Frankenstein."
 1376%    -- Wesley, "Evolution", Stardate 43125.8
 1377%"Why does a mosquito bite your ear?  And who cares.  The answer is
 1377%  simple, call an exterminator."
 1377%    -- Doctor Stubbs, "Evolution", Stardate 43125.8
 1378%Stubbs: "I don't think this is a wise idea.  They already tried to kill me
 1378%  once."
 1378%Riker:  "One sure way into the record books."
 1378%    -- Doctor Stubbs and Riker, "Evolution", Stardate 43125.8
 1379%"The law is paramount."
 1379%    -- Sheliak, "The Ensigns Of Command", Stardate Unknown
 1380%"I take it the Sheliak just hung up on us again."
 1380%    -- Riker, "The Ensigns Of Command", Stardate Unknown
 1381%"This is hopeless.  Fighting would be preferable."
 1381%    -- Worf, "The Ensigns Of Command", Stardate Unknown
 1382%Gosheven: "Here we will stand."
 1382%Data:     "Then here you will die."
 1382%    -- Gosheven and Data, "The Ensigns Of Command", Stardate Unknown
 1383%"That was the stun setting.  This is not."
 1383%    -- Data, "The Ensigns Of Command", Stardate Unknown
 1384%"This is a thing.  And things can be replaced.  Lives cannot."
 1384%    -- Data, "The Ensigns Of Command", Stardate Unknown
 1385%Riker:  "I think you enjoyed that, Captain."
 1385%Picard: "You're *damned* right!"
 1385%    -- Riker and Picard, "The Ensigns Of Command", Stardate Unknown
 1386%"May I come down and approach you?"
 1386%    -- Riker, "The Survivors", Stardate 43152.4
 1387%"Should I incapacitate him, Commander?"
 1387%    -- Worf: "The Survivors", Stardate 43152.4
 1388%Worf:  "Sir, may I say that your attempt to hold the Away Team with a non-
 1388%  functional weapon was an act of unmitigated gall."
 1388%Kevin: "Didn't fool you, huh?"
 1388%Worf:  "I admire gall."
 1388%    -- Worf and Kevin Uxbridge, "The Survivors", Stardate 43152.4
 1389%"Those Andorians did not have to contend with someone of my thoroughness.
 1389%  I will stake my reputation."
 1389%    -- Worf, "The Survivors", Stardate 43152.4
 1390%"Number One, I have the distinct impression we are being toyed with."
 1390%    -- Picard, "The Survivors", Stardate 43152.4
 1391%"Good tea.  Nice house."
 1391%    -- Worf, "The Survivors", Stardate 43152.4
 1392%Picard: "We're going to beam them aboard, directly onto the Bridge."
 1392%Data:   "But Captain, will they not protest?"
 1392%Picard: "Let them."
 1392%    -- Picard and Data, "The Survivors", Stardate 43152.4
 1393%"Are eleven thousand people worth fifty billion?  Is the love of a woman
 1393%  worth the destruction of an entire species?"
 1393%    -- Kevin Uxbridge, "The Survivors", Stardate 43152.4
 1394%"We are not qualified to be your judges.  We have no law to fit your
 1394%  crime."
 1394%    -- Picard, "The Survivors", Stardate 43152.4
 1395%Troi:  "A very sensible people.  For example, Mintakan women precede their
 1395%  mates.  It's a signal to other women."
 1395%Riker: "'This man is taken, get your own'?"
 1395%Troi:  "Not precisely.  More like, 'If you want his services, I'm the one
 1395%  you have to negotiate with.'"
 1395%Riker: "What kind of services?"
 1395%Troi:  "All kinds."
 1395%Riker: "They are a sensible race."
 1395%    -- Troi and Riker, "Who Watches The Watchers", Stardate 43173.5
 1396%"I believe I have seen The Overseer.  He is called 'The Picard'."
 1396%    -- Liko, "Who Watches The Watchers", Stardate 43173.5
 1397%"The Mintakans are starting to believe in a god, and the one they've
 1397%  chosen is you."
 1397%    -- Riker, "Who Watches The Watchers", Stardate 43173.5
 1398%"Without guidance, that religion could degenerate into inquisitions,
 1398%  holy wars, chaos."
 1398%    -- Doctor Barron, "Who Watches The Watchers", Stardate 43173.5
 1399%"I am Jean-Luc...Picard."
 1399%    -- Picard, "Who Watches The Watchers", Stardate 43173.5
 1400%"Liko, you don't want to kill me."
 1400%    -- Troi, "Who Watches The Watchers", Stardate 43173.5
 1401%"That's the problem with believing in a supernatural being.  Trying to
 1401%  determine what he wants."
 1401%    -- Troi, "Who Watches The Watchers", Stardate 43173.5
 1402%"I neither desire your obedience, nor your worship."
 1402%    -- Picard, "Who Watches The Watchers", Stardate 43173.5
 1403%"If you believe I am all-powerful, then you cannot hurt me.  If, however,
 1403%  I am telling the truth...and I...am a mortal...you will kill me.  But
 1403%  if the only proof you will believe is my death, then shoot."
 1403%    -- Picard, "Who Watches the Watchers", Stardate 43173.5
 1404%"Every Klingon hopes to die in the line of duty."
 1404%    -- Worf, "The Bonding", Stardate 43198.7
 1405%Picard: "Didn't any of you ever play with ships in bottles when you
 1405%  were boys?"
 1405%Worf:   "I did not play with toys."
 1405%Data:   "I was never a boy."
 1405%    -- Picard, Worf, and Data, "Booby Trap", Stardate 43205.6
 1406%"Admirable.  They died at their posts."
 1406%    -- Worf, "Booby Trap", Stardate 43205.6
 1407%LaForge: "I just don't get it, Guinan.  I can field strip a fusion reactor.
 1407%  I can realign a power transfer tunnel.  Why can't I make things work with
 1407%  a woman like Christy?  It's like...I don't know what to do.  I don't know
 1407%  what to say.
 1407%Guinan:  "You're doing fine with me."
 1407%LaForge: "You're different."
 1407%Guinan:  "No, you're different."
 1407%LaForge: "But I'm not trying now."
 1407%Guinan:  "That's my point."
 1407%    -- LaForge and Guinan, "Booby Trap", Stardate 43205.6
 1408%"Commander, we should be going like a bat out of hell."
 1408%    -- LaForge, "Booby Trap", Stardate 43205.6
 1409%"Great, another woman who won't get personal with me on the Holodeck."
 1409%    -- LaForge, "Booby Trap", Stardate 43205.6
 1410%Brahms:  "I am not used to having people question my judgement."
 1410%LaForge: "And I'm not used to dying."
 1410%    -- Doctor Brahms and LaForge, "Booby Trap", Stardate 43205.6
 1411%"You worked in a lab on a static model.  This is a working machine.
 1411%  It's got tens of thousands of light years on it."
 1411%    -- LaForge, "Booby Trap", Stardate 43205.6
 1412%"Don't go away.  I mean, Computer, save program."
 1412%    -- LaForge, "Booby Trap", Stardate 43205.6
 1413%"Ensign Crusher, I relieve you."
 1413%    -- Picard, "Booby Trap", Stardate 43205.6
 1414%"He's not going anywhere, Lieutenant."
 1414%    -- Beverly, "The Enemy", Stardate 43349.2
 1415%"Shoes are getting full of sand.  I just hate that, don't you?"
 1415%    -- LaForge, "The Enemy", Stardate 43349.2
 1416%"I never lie when I've got sand in my shoes, Commodore."
 1416%    -- LaForge, "The Enemy", Stardate 43349.2
 1417%"Welcome to Galorndon Core, where no good deed goes unpunished."
 1417%    -- LaForge, "The Enemy", Stardate 43349.2
 1418%Beverly: "Lieutenant, I understand your feelings about the Romulans.  But
 1418%  this is not the time or the place."
 1418%Worf:    "If you had seen them kill your parents, you would understand,
 1418%  Doctor, it is always the time and place for those feelings."
 1418%    -- Beverly and Worf, "The Enemy", Stardate 43349.2
 1419%Beverly: "This Romulan didn't murder your parents and you are th eonly one
 1419%  who can save his life."
 1419%Worf:    "Then he will die."
 1419%    -- Beverly and Worf, "The Enemy", Stardate 43349.2
 1420%"Territories.  You would measure territories against a man's life?"
 1420%    -- Tomalak, "The Enemy", Stardate 4
 1421%Bochra:  "And without [the VISOR], you can see nothing?"
 1421%LaForge: "That's right."
 1421%Bochra:  "And your parents let you live?"
 1421%    -- Bochra and LaForge, "The Enemy", Stardate 43349.2
 1422%Bochra:  "If the situation were reversed, would you not die to avoid
 1422%  capture?"
 1422%LaForge: "I don't know, Imight.  If I thought it was necessary, if the
 1422%  stakes were high enough,, but they'd have to be pretty damn high.  I
 1422%  guess I'd make a pretty lousy Romulan."
 1422%Bochra:  "I no more wish to die than you do."
 1422%LaForge: "Bochra, there are times when it's necessary to die for one's
 1422%  ideals.  Do you believe this is one of those times?"
 1422%    -- Bochra and LaForge, "The Enemy", Stardate 43349.2
 1423%Picard: "For what it's worth, I understand your bitterness."
 1423%Worf:   "With respect, sir, you cannot."
 1423%    -- Picard and Worf, "The Enemy", Stardate 43349.2
 1424%Worf:   "I am asked to give up the very lifeblood of my mother and my
 1424%  father to those who murdered them.
 1424%Picard: "So you blame all Romulans for that?"
 1424%Worf:   "Yes."
 1424%Picard: "Forever.  What if someday the Federation made peace with the
 1424%  Romulans?"
 1424%Worf:   "Impossible."
 1424%Picard: "That's what your people said a few years ago, about humans.
 1424%  Think how many died on both sides in that war.  Would you and I be here
 1424%  now like this? If we hadn't been able to let go of the anger and the
 1424%  blame.  Where does it end, Worf?  If that Romulan dies, does his family
 1424%  carry the bitterness another generation?"
 1424%Worf:   "Then you believe I should."
 1424%Picard: "What I believe doesn't matter."
 1424%    -- Worf and Picard, "The Enemy", Stardate 43349.2
 1425%Patahk: "Come close to me, Klingon, let me die with my hands at your throat."
 1425%Worf:   "There is a substance within my cells which you need to survive."
 1425%Patahk: "Then you've come to make me beg for my life?"
 1425%Worf:   "No."
 1425%Patahk: "I would rather die than pollute my body with Klingon filth."
 1425%    -- Patahk and Worf, "The Enemy", Stardate 43349.2
 1426%Picard: "Commander, both our ships are ready to fight.  We have two
 1426%  extremely powerful and destructive arsenals at our command.  Our next
 1426%  actions will have serious repercussions."
 1426%    -- Picard, "The Enemy", Stardate 43349.2
 1427%Tomalak: "I assure you, I intend no deception."
 1427%Picard:  "Of course not."
 1427%Tomalak: "You doubt my good faith?"
 1427%Picard:  "Let's just say my faith would be strengthened by a gesture
 1427%  from you.  Such as powering down your disruptors."
 1427%    -- Tomalak and Picard, "The Enemy", Stardate 43349.2
 1428%Riker:  "Close call."
 1428%Picard: "Too close, Number One.  Brinksmanship is a dangerous game."
 1428%    -- Riker and Picard, "The Enemy", Stardate 43349.2
 1429%"God forbid I should miss my first look at the wormhole."
 1429%    -- Troi, "The Price", Stardate 43385.6
 1430%Goss:   "I am Daimon Goss.  And these are my counsels Kole and Doctor
 1430%  Arridor.  We'll need chairs."
 1430%Picard: "I'm Captain Picard of the Enterprise.  I am serving as host
 1430%  for these proceedings."
 1430%Goss:   "Good.  Then see to it we get some chairs."
 1430%PIcard: "Let me explain."
 1430%Goss:   "Fine, fine.  Just have your Klingon servant get us some chairs."
 1430%Worf:   "I am in charge of security."
 1430%Goss:   "Then who gets the chairs?"
 1430%Picard: "Daimon, due to the delicate nature of these negotiations, all
 1430%  parties have agreed that one representative will suffice.  Now, I will
 1430%  be happy to provide your counsels with accommodations, and you may have
 1430%  my chair."
 1430%    -- Daimon Goss, Picard, and Worf, "The Price", Stardate 43385.6
 1431%Rai:  "I never play the opening rounds anyway, inconsequential.  Besides,
 1431%  there are much better things to negotiate on this ship.  Like dinner
 1431%  tonight?"
 1431%Troi: "What about your travelling companion?"
 1431%Rai:  "My travelling companion is...travelling.  I sent her home?"
 1431%Troi: "Why?"
 1431%Rai:  "You know why."
 1431%    -- Devinoni Rai and Troi, "The Price", Stardate 43385.6
 1432%Mendoza: "You must play poker, Commander."
 1432%Riker:   "Poker?  That a game of some sort?"
 1432%    -- Doctor Mendoza and Riker, "The Price", Stardate 43385.6
 1433%"Doctor, you surprise me.  I have no wish to kill anyone.  A short term
 1433%  crippling will suffice."
 1433%    -- Daimon Goss, "The Price", Stardate 43385.6
 1434%Rai:  "Am I moving too fast for you?"
 1434%Troi: "No, I'm moving too fast for me."
 1434%Rai:  "I like that better."
 1434%Troi: "I haven't been able to stop thinking about you all day."
 1434%Rai:  "You must have had a nice day."
 1434%Troi: "Anticipation is fun."
 1434%    -- Devinoni Rai and Troi, "The Price", Stardate 43385.6
 1435%Riker:  "A card game doesn't exactly prepare me for this."
 1435%Picard: "Yes, the stakes are higher, but then isn't that where the game gets
 1435%  interesting, Commander?"
 1435%    -- Riker and Picard, "The Price", Stardate 43385.6
 1436%"I tucked my heart away, I didn't need it, I didn't want it.  At the
 1436%  negotiating table...it can be fatal to have a heart.  But I never
 1436%  realized how much I need mine until I looked at you."
 1436%    -- Devinoni Rai, "The Price", Stardate 43385.6
 1437%Beverly: "You're unusually limber this morning."
 1437%Troi:    "I'll say.  Devinoni Rai.  It's ridiculous and wonderful.  I feel
 1437%  completely out of control.  Happy, terrified, but there's nothing rational
 1437%  about this."
 1437%Beverly: "Who needs rational when your toes curl up."
 1437%Troi:    "I'm afraid I'm going to lose myself.  I can't get enough of him.
 1437%  Is it possible to fall in love in one day?"
 1437%Beverly: "I did."
 1437%Troi:    "It was like this for you and Jack?"
 1437%Beverly: "No, it was another fellow.  I fell in love in day, it lasted a
 1437%  week.  But what a week!  Then I met Jack.  Took months to figure it out
 1437%  with him."
 1437%Troi:    "Well then, maybe I should slow down, catch my breath, not let
 1437%  this thing get out of control.
 1437%Beverly and Troi: "Nah."
 1437%    -- Beverly and Troi, "The Price", Stardate 43385.6
 1438%"Deanna is just the woman to bring some meaning to your sorry existence,
 1438%  if you're smart enough to take it.  I doubt you are."
 1438%    -- Riker, "The Price", Stardate 43385.6
 1439%"You're ambushes would be more successful if you bathed more often."
 1439%    -- Worf, "The Vengeance Factor", Stardate 43421.9
 1440%Yuta:  "As the sovereign has no further need for my services this evening,
 1440%  she suggested I might spend some time with you."
 1440%Riker: "What a charming suggestion."
 1440%Yuta:  "She...appreciates the...affection you show me."
 1440%Riker: "Was I that obvious?"
 1440%Yuta:  "Yes."
 1440%    -- Yuta and Riker, "The Vengeance Factor", Stardate 43421.9
 1441%Riker: "Well, I've already dined.  Maybe you know a good Acamarian dessert
 1441%  recipe."
 1441%Yuta:  "Does that not please you?  Tell me what you want, William, I will do
 1441%  anything you wish."
 1441%Riker: "Wait a minute."
 1441%Yuta:  "I don't understand.  Don't you want me to give you pleasure?"
 1441%Riker: "Not as a servant.  I told you I prefer equals."
 1441%Yuta:  "Even in the matters of love?"
 1441%Riker: "Especially in the matters of love."
 1441%    -- Riker and Yuta, "The Vengeance Factor", Stardate 43421.9
 1442%Yuta:  "William, this is not your concern."
 1442%Riker: "It is now, you're about to commit a murder."
 1442%Yuta:  "It isn't murder, it's justice."
 1442%    -- Yuta and Riker, "The Vengeance Factor", Stardate 43421.9
 1443%"Don't make me do this."
 1443%    -- Riker, "The Vengeance Factor", Stardate 43421.9
 1444%"You are lucky this is not a Klingon ship.  We know how to deal with
 1444%  spies."
 1444%    -- Worf, "The Defector", Stardate 43462.9
 1445%Riker: "You find something amusing?"
 1445%Jarok: "Lieutenant Worf, I like him.  To be more accurate I understand him,
 1445%  the warrior...proud, fearless, living only for combat.  Exactly the type
 1445%  that will get us all killed if we're not careful."
 1445%    -- Riker and Jarok, "The Defector", Stardate 43462.9
 1446%"Oh, what a fool I've been to come looking for courage in a lair of
 1446%  cowards."
 1446%    -- Jarok, "The Defector", Stardate 43462.9
 1447%"One world's butcher is another world's hero.  Perhaps I am neither one."
 1447%    -- Jarok, "The Defector", Stardate 43462.9
 1448%"You've made your choices, sir!  You're a traitor!  Now, if the taste of
 1448%  that drink is unpalatable to you, I am truly sorry.  But I will not risk
 1448%  my ship because you think you can dance on the edge of the Neutral Zone."
 1448%    -- Picard, "The Defector", Stardate 43462.9
 1449%"I will never see my child smile again.  She will grow up believing that
 1449%  her father is a traitor, but she will grow up, if you act, Picard, if we
 1449%  stop this war before it begins.
 1449%    -- Jarok, "The Defector", Stardate 43462.9
 1450%"You see, Picard, after we dissect your Enterprise for every precious bit
 1450%  of information, I intend to display its broken hull in the center of the
 1450%  Romulan capitol as a symbol of our victory.  It will inspire our armies
 1450%  for generations to come.  And serve as a warning to any other traitor who
 1450%  would create ripples of disloyalty."
 1450%    -- Tomalak, "The Defector", Stardate 43462.9
 1451%Tomalak: "I urge you, Captain Picard, surrender.  Consider the men and
 1451%  women you would lead into a lost cause."
 1451%Picard:  "If the cause is just and honorable, they are prepared to give
 1451%  their lives.  Are you prepared to die today, Tomalak?"
 1451%    -- Tomalak ad Picard, "The Defector", Stardate 43462.9
 1452%Tomalak: "I expected more than an idle threat."
 1452%Picard:  "Then you shall have it."
 1452%    -- Tomalak and Picard, "The Defector", Stardate 43462.9
 1453%Tomalak: "You will still not survive our assault."
 1453%Picard:  "And you will not survive ours.  Shall we die together?"
 1453%    -- Tomalak and Picard, "The Defector", Stardate 43462.9
 1454%"'...it will be a black matter for the king who led them to it.'"
 1454%    -- Picard, "The Defector", Stardate 43462.9
 1455%Data:   "I am afraid the prisoner has eluded us."
 1455%Picard: "Eluded the Enterprise?"
 1455%    -- Data and Picard, "The Hunted", Stardate 43489.2
 1456%Troi:  "Why do you have all this anger toward me?"
 1456%Danar: "A girl with long, dark hair broke my heart a long time ago.  Out of
 1456%  bitterness and resentment, I turned to crime."  [Laughs]  "How about this
 1456%  one?  My mother abandoned me when I was a little boy.  I never got the
 1456%  guidance that a wild, young man needed."
 1456%    -- Troi and Roga Danar, "The Hunted", Stardate 43489.2
 1457%"'Matter of internal security', the age old cry of the oppressor."
 1457%    -- Picard, "The Hunted", Stardate 43489.2
 1458%"Danar.  You are cunning.  You must have Klingon blood."
 1458%    -- Worf, "The Hunted", Stardate 43489.2
 1459%Nayrok: "You were programmed to survive.  You can survive at the Luna V
 1459%  settlement."
 1459%Danar:  "To survive is not enough!  To simply exist is not enough."
 1459%    -- Nayrok and Roga Danar, "The Hunted", Stardate 43489.2
 1460%"I have all the information I need for my report.  Your prisoner has been
 1460%  returned to you, and you have a decision to make...whether to try and
 1460%  force them back or welcome them home.  In your words, this is not our
 1460%  affair.  We cannot interfere in the natural course of your society's
 1460%  development.  And I'd say it's going to develop significantly in the
 1460%  next few minutes."
 1460%    -- Picard, "The Hunted", Stardate 43489.2
 1461%Picard: "Why her?"
 1461%Worf:   "Sir, I believe she was the intended target of the abduction."
 1461%Riker:  "Why would they want to take a Federation hostage?  Their fight
 1461%  doesn't involve us."
 1461%Worf:   "It does now."
 1461%    -- Picard, Worf, and Riker, "The High Ground", Stardate 43510.7
 1462%"History has shown us that strength may be useless when faced with
 1462%  terrorism."
 1462%    -- Picard, "The High Ground", Stardate 43510.7
 1463%"How do I combat an enemy who fails to register on my scanner, until
 1463%  they're literally standing in front of you, pointing a phaser at
 1463%  your head?"
 1463%    -- Alexana Devos, "The High Ground", Stardate 43510.7
 1464%Riker: "You don't sound very optimistic."
 1464%Devos: "I know my enemy, Commander.  They don't leave much room for
 1464%  optimism."
 1464%    -- Riker and Alexana Devos, "The High Ground", Stardate 43510.7
 1465%"What's the point of not eating?  You're the only one who's suffering.  Do
 1465%  I look like it's bothering me?  Okay, it's bothering me."
 1465%    -- Finn, "The High Ground", Stardate 43510.7
 1466%Devos: "Believe it or not, I always considered myself a moderate."
 1466%Riker: "What changed your mind?"
 1466%Devos: "Being stationed here for six months.  Watching the body count grow.
 1466%  The three assassination attempts on my life."
 1466%Riker: "Well, that'll change your point of view."
 1466%    -- Alexana Devos and Riker, "The High Ground", Stardate 43510.7
 1467%"In a world where children blow up children, everyone's a threat."
 1467%    -- Alexana Devos, "The High Ground", Stardate 43510.7
 1468%Picard:  "Beverly, it is our obligation to escape."
 1468%Beverly: "He's prepared to kill you."
 1468%Picard:  "An excellent reason to escape."
 1468%    -- Picard and Beverly, "The High Ground", Stardate 43510.7
 1469%Devos: "Already another one to take his place.  It never ends."
 1469%Riker: "He could've killed you.  He didn't.  Maybe the end begins with one
 1469%  boy putting down his gun."
 1469%    -- Alexana Devos and Riker, "The High Ground", Stardate 43510.7
 1470%"Red alert."
 1470%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1471%"*These* aren't my colors!"
 1471%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1472%"I stand before you defrocked.  Condemned to be a member of this lowest of
 1472%  species.  A normal, imperfect, lumpen human being."
 1472%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1473%Data: "Sir, he is reading as fully human."
 1473%Q:    "What is there, an echo in here?"
 1473%Troi: "I am sensing an emotional presence, Captain.  I would normally
 1473%  describe it as being terrified."
 1473%Q:    "How rude."
 1473%    -- Data, Q, and Troi, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1474%Q:      "I have no powers.  Q, the ordinary."
 1474%Picard: "Q, the miserable, Q, the misanthrope."
 1474%Q:      "Q, the powerless, Q, the desperate!  What must I do to convince
 1474%  you people?"
 1474%Worf:   "Die."
 1474%Q:      "Oh, very clever, Worf.  Eat any good books lately?"
 1474%    -- Q, Picard, and Worf, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1475%Picard: "Mister Worf, throw him in the Brig."
 1475%Worf:   "Delighted, Captain."
 1475%    -- Picard and Worf, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1476%Worf: "You will walk or I will carry you."
 1476%Q:    "Given the option, I'll...I'll walk."
 1476%    -- Worf and Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1477%"Hey, I'm claustrophobic in here."
 1477%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1478%"It was a mistake.  I never should've picked human.  I knew it the moment
 1478%  I said it.  To think of a future in this shell, forced to cover myself
 1478%  with a fabric because of some outdated human morality.  To say nothing
 1478%  of being too hot or too cold, growing feeble with age, losing my hair,
 1478%  catching a disease, being ticklish, sneezing, having an itch, a pimple,
 1478%  *bad breath*."  [To Worf] "Having to *bathe*."
 1478%    -- Q and Worf, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1479%"'Klingon'!  I should have said 'Klingon'.  In my heart of hearts, I am a
 1479%  Klingon."
 1479%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1480%Worf: "Be quiet!  Or disappear back where you came from."
 1480%Q:    "I can't disappear...any more than you can win a beauty contest."
 1480%    -- Worf and Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1481%"Oh, perspicacity incarnate.  Please don't feel compelled now to tell me
 1481%  the story of 'The Boy Who Cried Worf'."
 1481%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1482%"How can I know what's going on?  I've been in this dungeon of yours, alone,
 1482%  helpless, *bored to tears*."
 1482%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1483%Q:      "Truthfully, Jean-Luc, I've been entirely preoccupied by a most
 1483%  frightening experience of my on.  A couple of hours ago, I realized that
 1483%  my body was no longer functioning properly.  I felt weak.  I could no
 1483%  longer stand.  The life was oozing out of me.  I lost consciousness."
 1483%Picard: "You fell asleep."
 1483%    -- Q and Picard, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1484%"This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them!"
 1484%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1485%Picard: "If you are human, which I seriously doubt, you will have to work
 1485%  hard to earn our trust."
 1485%Q:      "I'm not worried about that, Jean-Luc.  You only dislike me, there
 1485%  are others in the cosmos who truly despise me."
 1485%    -- Picard and Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1486%Q:    "What are you looking at?"
 1486%Data: "I was considering the possibility that you are telling the truth...
 1486%  that you really are human."
 1486%Q:    "It's the ghastly truth, Mister Data.  I can now stub my toe with the
 1486%  best of them."
 1486%Data: "An irony.  It means that you have achieved in disgrace, what I have
 1486%  always aspired to be."
 1486%    -- Q and Data, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1487%Q:       "This is incredible."
 1487%LaForge: "You see something here, Q?"
 1487%Q:       "I think I just hurt my back.  I'm feeling pain.  I don't like it.
 1487%  Uh, what's the right thing to say?  'Ow'?"
 1487%Data and LaForge: "Ow."
 1487%Q:       "OW!  I can't straighten up."
 1487%    -- Q, Data, and LaForge, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1488%Data: "Can you recommend a way to counter the effect?"
 1488%Q:    "Simple.  Change the gravitational constant of the universe."
 1488%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1489%LaForge: "What?"
 1489%Q:       "Change the gravitational constant of the universe, thereby
 1489%  altering the mass of the asteroid."
 1489%LaForge: "Redefine gravity.  And how am I supposed to do that?"
 1489%Q:       "You just do it!  Ow, where's that doctor anyway?"
 1489%Data:    "Geordi is trying to say that changing the gravitational constant
 1489%  of the universe is beyond our capabilities."
 1489%Q:       "Oh, well, in that case, never mind."
 1489%    -- LaForge, Q, and Data, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1490%"Ah, Doctor Crusher, I see Starfleet has shipped you back into exile."
 1490%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1491%"I've been under a lot of pressure lately...family problems."
 1491%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1492%Q:       "Ow, I think."
 1492%Beverly: "Now what?"
 1492%Q:       "There's something wrong with my stomach."
 1492%Beverly: "It hurts?"
 1492%Q:       "It's making noises."
 1492%Beverly: "Maybe you're hungry."
 1492%    -- Q and Beverly, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1493%Q:    "I've never eaten before, what do I ask for?"
 1493%Data: "The choice of meal is determined by individual taste."
 1493%Q:    "What do you like?"
 1493%Data: "Although I do not require sustenence, I occasionally injest
 1493%  semi-organic nutrient suspension in a silcone-based liquid medium."
 1493%Q:    "Is it good?"
 1493%Data: "It would be more apporpriate to say it is good for *me*, as it
 1493%  lubricates my bio-functions."
 1493%Q:    "That doesn't sound very appealing."
 1493%    -- Q and Data, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1494%Q:    "What else is there?"
 1494%Data: "A wide variety of items.  The replicator can make anything you
 1494%  desire."
 1494%Q:    "How do I know what I desire?"
 1494%Data: "I have observed that the selection of food is often influenced by
 1494%  the mood of the person ordering."
 1494%Q:    "I'm in a *dreadful* mood.  Get me something appropriate."
 1494%Data: "When Counselor Troi is unhappy, she usually eats something chocolate."
 1494%Q:    "'Chocolate'?"
 1494%Data: "Although I do not speak from experience, I have seen it have a
 1494%  profound effect."
 1494%    -- Q and Data, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1495%Q:         "I'll have *ten* chocolate sundaes."
 1495%Bartender: "Ten?"
 1495%    -- Q and Bartender, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1496%Data: "I have never seen anyone eat *ten* chocolate sundaes."
 1496%Q:    "I'm in a really *bad* mood.  And since I've never eaten before, I
 1496%  should be very hungry."
 1496%    -- Data and Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1497%Guinan: "I hear they drummed you out of the Continuum."
 1497%Q:      "I'd like to think of it as a significant career change."
 1497%    -- Guinan and Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1498%Guinan: "Just one of the boys, eh?"
 1498%Q:      "'Just one of the boys' with an IQ of 2005."
 1498%    -- Guinan and Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1499%Q:      "OW!"
 1499%Guinan: "Seems human enough to me."
 1499%    -- Q and Guinan, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1500%Q:    "The robot who teaches the course in Humanities."
 1500%Data: "I am an android, not a robot."
 1500%Q:    "I beg your pardon."
 1500%    -- Q and Data, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1501%Q:      "Help me!  Somebody help me!"
 1501%Guinan: "How the mighty have fallen."
 1501%    -- Q and Guinan, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1502%Picard: "What did you do to them, Q?"
 1502%Q:      "Oh, nothing bizarre, nothing grotesque."
 1502%    -- Picard and Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1503%"One creature's torment is another creature's delight."
 1503%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1504%Q:     "They simply have no sense of humor.  A character flaw with which
 1504%  you can personally identify."
 1504%Riker: "I say we hand him over to them."
 1504%Q:     "Oh, well, I take it back.  You do have a sense of humor, a dreadful
 1504%  one at that."
 1504%    -- Q and Riker, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1505%"I know human beings.  They're all sopping over with compassion and
 1505%  forgiveness.  They can't wait to absolve...almost any offense.  It's an
 1505%  inherent weakness in the breed."
 1505%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1506%"I'm not good in groups.  It's difficult to work in groups when you're
 1506%  omnipotent."
 1506%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1507%Q:    "Who does he think he is, giving me orders?"
 1507%Data: "Geordi thinks he is in command here, and he is correct."
 1507%    -- Q and Data, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1508%"Shut up, Q!"
 1508%    -- LaForge, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1509%Picard: "You have brought nothing but pain and suffering to this crew and I
 1509%  am still not entirely convinced that this isn't your latest attempt at a
 1509%  purile joke."
 1509%Q:      "It is a joke, a joke on me, a joke on the universe.  The king who
 1509%  would be man."
 1509%    -- Picard and Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1510%"Commander, he's not worth it."
 1510%    -- LaForge, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1511%"There are creatures in the universe who would consider you the ultimate
 1511%  achievement, android.  No feelings, no emotions, no pain.  And yet you
 1511%  covet those qualities of humanity.  Believe me, you are missing nothing.
 1511%  But if it means anything to you, you're a better human than I."
 1511%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1512%Q:      "Please don't fall back on your tired cliche of charging to the
 1512%  rescue just in the nick of time.  I don't want to be rescued.  My life
 1512%  as a human being has been a dismal failure.  Perhaps my death will have
 1512%  a little dignity."
 1512%Picard: "Q, there is no dignity in this suicide."
 1512%Q:      "Yes, I suppose you're right.  Death of a coward then, so be it.
 1512%  But as a human, I would have died of boredom."
 1512%    -- Q and Picard, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1513%"It's a perfectly good shuttlecraft."
 1513%    -- Picard, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1514%Q:  "I always thought you were in my corner."
 1514%Q2: "Ah, no.  See, actually I was the one who got you kicked out."
 1514%    -- Q and Q2, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1515%Q2: "You know you're incorrigible, Q.  You're a lost cause.  I can't go
 1515%  to a single solar system without having to apologize for you and I'm
 1515%  tired of it."
 1515%Q:  "I wasn't the one who misplaced the entire Deltivid asteroid belt."
 1515%Q2: "Hey, this isn't about me.  I've got better places to be."
 1515%    -- Q2 and Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1516%Q:  "I've learned my lesson, Q."
 1516%Q2: "Remember who you're talking to.  All knowing, all seeing."
 1516%    -- Q and Q2, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1517%Q:     "I'm forgiven!  My brothers and sisters of the Continuum have taken
 1517%  me back.  I'm immortal again!  Omnipotent again!"
 1517%Riker: "Swell."
 1517%    -- Q and Riker, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1518%"Oh, you're so stolid!  You weren't like that before the beard."
 1518%    -- Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1519%Picard: "Perhaps there's a residue of humanity in Q after all.  Ensign, en--"
 1519%Q:      "Don't bet on it, Picard."
 1519%    -- Picard and Q, "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
 1520%Guinan: "It's an Earth drink.  Prune juice."
 1520%Worf:   "Warrior's drink!"
 1520%    -- Worf, "Yesterday's Enterprise", Stardate 43625.2
 1521%Guinan: "You always drink alone.  It wouldn't hurt yhou to seek out a
 1521%  little... companionship."
 1521%Worf:   "I would require a Klingon woman for...companionship.  Earth
 1521%  females are too fragile."
 1521%Guinan: "Not all of them.  There are a few on this ship that would
 1521%  find you... tame."
 1521%Worf:   [Laughs]  "Impossible."
 1521%Guinan: "You never know until you try."
 1521%Worf:   "Then I will never know."
 1521%Guinan: "Coward."
 1521%Worf:   "I was merely concerned for the...safety of my crewmates."
 1521%Guinan: "Drink your prune juice."
 1521%    -- Worf and Guinan, "Yesterday's Enterprise", Stardate 43625.2
 1522%"This is not a ship of war.  This is a ship of peace."
 1522%    -- Guinan, "Yesterday's Enterprise", Stardate 43625.2
 1523%Garrett: "Doctors always overprotect their patients."
 1523%Beverly: "And captains always push themselves too hard."
 1523%    -- Captain Garrett & Beverly, "Yesterday's Enterprise", Stardate 43625.2
 1524%"I think I'm aware of your opinion, Commander.  This is a briefing,
 1524%  I'm not seeking your consent."
 1524%    -- Riker and Picard, "Yesterday's Enterprise", Stardate 43625.2
 1525%"Who knows if we're even dead or alive."
 1525%    -- LaForge, "Yesterday's Enterprise", Stardate 43625.2
 1526%"To be honest with you, Picard, a significant number of my crewmembers
 1526%  have expressed a desire to return even knowing the odds.  Some because
 1526%  they can't bear to live without their loved ones.  Some because they
 1526%  don't like the idea of slipping out in the middle of a fight."
 1526%    -- Captain Garrett, "Yesterday's Enterprise", Stardate 43625.2
 1527%Guinan: "Tasha, you're not supposed to be here."
 1527%Yar:    "Where am I supposed to be?"
 1527%Guinan: "Dead."
 1527%Yar:    "Do you know how?"
 1527%Guinan: "No.  But I do know that it was an empty death.  A death without
 1527%  purpose."
 1527%    -- Guinan and Yar, "Yesterday's Enterprise", Stardate 43625.2
 1528%"I'm...I'm supposed to be dead."
 1528%    -- Yar, "Yesterday's Enterprise", Stardate 43625.2
 1529%"I've always known the risks that came with a Starfleet uniform.  If I'm to
 1529%  die in one...I'd like my death to count for something."
 1529%    -- Yar, "Yesterday's Enterprise", Stardate 43625.2
 1530%"Let's make sure history never forgets the name...'Enterprise'."
 1530%    -- Picard, "Yesterday's Enterprise", Stardate 43625.2
 1531%Klingon: "Federation ship, surrender and prepare to be boarded."
 1531%Picard:  "That'll be the day."
 1531%    -- Klingon Commander & Picard, "Yesterday's Enterprise", Stardate 43625.2
 1532%"Geordi, tell me about...Tasha Yar."
 1532%    -- Guinan, "Yesterday's Enterprise", Stardate 43625.2
 1533%Troi:    "It's not like Data to be secretive."
 1533%Wesley:  "And cautious.  He's got that lab locked every minute."
 1533%LaForge: "Now how do you know that?"
 1533%    -- Troi, Wesley, and LaForge, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1534%"I am functioning within normal parameters."
 1534%    -- Lal, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1535%Lal:  "Purpose for exterior drapings, father?"
 1535%Data: "It is an accepted custom that we wear clothing."
 1535%    -- Lal and Data, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1536%Picard: "Data, I would like to have been consulted."
 1536%Data:   "I have not observed anyone else on board consulting you about
 1536%  their procreation, Captain."
 1536%    -- Picard and Data, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1537%Picard: "I fail to understand how a five-foot android with heuristic
 1537%  learning systems and the strength of ten men can be called a child."
 1537%Troi: "You're never been a parent."
 1537%    -- Picard and Troi, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1538%"I am genter neuter, inadequate."
 1538%    -- Lal, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1539%"Congratulations, Data.  It's a girl."
 1539%    -- Troi, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1540%"Parents!  Nothing personal."
 1540%    -- Wesley, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1541%"Why is the sky black?"
 1541%    -- Lal, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1542%"Judging from their laughter, the children at school found my remarks
 1542%  humorous.  So without understanding humor, I have somehow mastered it."
 1542%    -- Lal, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1543%Data:    "I can give her attention, Doctor, but I am incapable of giving
 1543%  her love."
 1543%Beverly: "Now why do I find that so hard to believe?"
 1543%    -- Data and Beverly, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1544%"Father says that I would learn a great deal from someone as old as you."
 1544%    -- Lal, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1545%Lal:    "What are they doing?"
 1545%Guinan: "It's called flirting."
 1545%Lal:    "They seem to be communicating telepathically."
 1545%Guinan: "They're thinking the same thing, if that's what you mean."
 1545%    -- Lal and Guinan, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1546%Lal:    "Guinan, is the joining of hands a symbolic act for humans?"
 1546%Guinan: "It shows affection.  Humans like to touch each other.  They
 1546%  start with the hands, and go from there."
 1546%    -- Lal and Guinan, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1547%Lal:    "He's biting that female!"
 1547%Guinan: "No, he's not biting her.  They're pressing lips together.  It's
 1547%  called 'kissing'."
 1547%    -- Lal and Guinan, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1548%Lal:    "Why are they leaving?"
 1548%Guinan: "Lal, there are some things your father's just going to have to
 1548%  explain to you when he thinks you're ready."
 1548%    -- Lal and Guinan, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1549%Data:  "Commander, what are your intentions towards my daughter?"
 1549%Riker: "Your *daughter*?  Nice to meet you.  Excuse me."
 1549%    -- Data and Riker, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1550%Lal:  "You are wise, father."
 1550%Data: "It is the difference between knowledge and experience."
 1550%    -- Lal and Data, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1551%Haftel: "Captain, are we talking about breaking up a family?  Isn't that a
 1551%  rather sentimental attitude about androids?"
 1551%Picard: "They are living, sentient beings.  Their rights and privileges in
 1551%  our society have been defined, I helped define them."
 1551%    -- Admiral Haftel and Picard, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1552%"She is capable of running sixty-trillion calculations a second, and you
 1552%  have her working as a cocktail waitress."
 1552%    -- Admiral Haftel, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1553%Haftel: "Don't misunderstand me.  I have great respect for your father."
 1553%Lal:    "You do not speak with respect."
 1553%Haftel: "She seems very adversarial."
 1553%Lal:    "I am merely stating a fact, Admiral."
 1553%    -- Admiral Haftel and Lal, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1554%Troi: "Hello, Lal.  How are you?"
 1554%Lal:  "Troi...Admiral...Admiral...An Admiral from Starfleet has come to
 1554%  take me away.  Troi, I am...scared."
 1554%Troi: "You are scared, aren't you?"
 1554%Lal:  "I feel it.  How is this possible?"
 1554%Troi: "I don't know."
 1554%    -- Troi and Lal, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1555%"This is what it means to feel.  This is what...means...feel."
 1555%    -- Lal, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1556%"Lal is my child.  You ask that I volunteer to give her up.  I cannot.  It
 1556%  would violate every lesson I have learned about human parenting.  I have
 1556%  brought a new life into this world and it is my duty, not Starfleet's, to
 1556%  guide her through these difficult steps to maturity.  To support her as
 1556%  she learns.  To prepare her to be a contributing member of society.  No
 1556%  one can relieve me from that obligation.  And I cannot ignore it.  I am
 1556%  ...her father."
 1556%    -- Data, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1557%"There are times, sir, when men of good conscience cannot blindly follow
 1557%  orders.  You acknowledge their sentience, but you ignore their personal
 1557%  liberties...and freedom.  Order a man to hand his child over to the state.
 1557%  Not while I'm his captain."
 1557%    -- Picard, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1558%"A malfunction...emotional awareness."
 1558%    -- Picard, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1559%Data: "Lal, I am unable to correct the system failure."
 1559%Lal:  "I know."
 1559%Data: "We must say 'Good-bye' now."
 1559%    -- Data and Lal, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1560%Lal:  "I feel..."
 1560%Data: "What do you feel, Lal?"
 1560%Lal:  "I love you, father."
 1560%Data: "I wish I could feel it with you."
 1560%Lal:  "I will feel it for both of us.  Thank you for my life.  Flirting...
 1560%  laughter...painting...family...female...humo--"  [Dies]
 1560%    -- Lal and Data, "The Offspring", Stardate 43657.0
 1561%"One does not patronize a Klingon warrior."
 1561%    -- Riker, "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.2
 1562%Riker: "This is not a Klingon ship, sir."
 1562%Kurn:  "No, Commander, it is not.  If it were a Klingon ship, I would have
 1562%  killed you for offering your suggestion."
 1562%    -- Riker and Kurn, "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.2
 1563%Troi: "Are you adjusting to your new environment, Commander?"
 1563%Kurn: "I find the constraints a bit difficult to conform to.  Just a while
 1563%  ago I had to stop myself from killing Commander Riker."
 1563%    -- Troi and Kurn, "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.2
 1564%LaForge: "No offense, sir."
 1564%Kurn:    "None taken.  I never killed anyone at the supper table,
 1564%  Mister LaForge."
 1564%    -- LaForge and Kurn, "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.2
 1565%Worf: "I am a Klingon.  If you doubt it, a demonstration can be arranged."
 1565%Kurn: "That is the response of a Klingon.  The response I would expect
 1565%  from my older brother."
 1565%    -- Worf and Kurn, "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.2
 1566%"On this ship, you are my commander and I obey.  In Council Chamber, you
 1566%  are my cha'DIch.  You do not insist, you obey."
 1566%    -- Worf, "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.2
 1567%Duras: "You claim a birthright you have forsaken?"
 1567%Worf:  "I have not forsaken my heritage.  I am Klingon.  My heart is of this
 1567%  world.  My blood is as yours."
 1567%    -- Duras and Worf, "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.2
 1568%"You shall not wear this emblem of our people!"
 1568%    -- Duras, "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.2
 1569%"It is a good day to die, Duras, and the day is not yet over."
 1569%    -- Worf, "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.2
 1570%Duras:  "This is not your world, human.  You do not command here."
 1570%Picard: "I'm not here to command."
 1570%Duras:  "Then you must be ready to fight...something Starfleet does not
 1570%  teach you!"
 1570%Picard: "You may test that assumption at your convenience."
 1570%    -- Duras and Picard, "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.2
 1571%Worf:   "It is too dangerous, you must not go alone."
 1571%Picard: "Hey, I'm your cha'DIch."
 1571%    -- Worf and Picard, "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.
 1572%K'Mpec:  "It is good to see you again."
 1572%Kahlest: "You are still too fat, K'Mpec."
 1572%    -- K'Mpec and Kahlest, "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.2
 1573%"Do not forget what happens here today.  You must not let your children
 1573%  forget."
 1573%    -- Picard, "Sins Of The Father", Stardate 43685.2
 1574%"Oh, cheer up, my lads, 'tis to glory we steer."
 1574%    -- "Picard", "Allegiance", Stardate 43714.1
 1575%Picard: "The replica was very convincing?"
 1575%Riker:  "Very convincing...but not perfect."
 1575%Picard: "Not perfect in what way?"
 1575%Riker:  "Well, sir...I find it hard to believe that you're that good
 1575%  a singer."
 1575%Picard: "Singer?...I look forward to reading your report, Commander.
 1575%  At least, I think I do."
 1575%    -- Picard and Riker, "Allegiance", Stardate 43714.1
 1576%"I told you he'd have a great time."
 1576%    -- Riker, "Captain's Holiday", Stardate 43745.2
 1577%"I mean, I am the guy who writes down things to remember to say when
 1577%  there's a party, and when he finally gets there, he winds up alone,
 1577%  in the corner, trying to look comfortable examining a potted plant."
 1577%    -- Lieutenant Barclay, "Hollow Pursuits", Stardate 43807.4
 1578%"What I've done was evil, selfish, immoral, unprincipled, illegal...well,
 1578%  I've learned to live with it."
 1578%    -- Kivas Fajo, "The Most Toys", Stardate 43872.2
 1579%"I always thought Data would outlive us all, by centuries."
 1579%    -- LaForge, "The Most Toys", Stardate 43872.2
 1580%"'He was a man...take him for all in all...we shall not look upon his
 1580%  like again.'"
 1580%    -- Picard, "The Most Toys", Stardate 43872.2
 1581%"This is the third time we've pulled out the captain's chair for Riker.
 1581%  He just won't sit down."
 1581%    -- Admiral Hanson, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1582%"Early bird [gets the worm]?  I believe Commander Shelby erred.  There is
 1582%  no evidence of avian or crawling vermicular lifeforms on Jure IV."
 1582%    -- Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1583%"Data was available.  I took him.  We came."
 1583%    -- Lt. Commander Shelby, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1584%"There's no doubt anymore.  It is the Borg."
 1584%    -- Lt. Commander Shelby, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1585%"Wesley, you may get straight 'A's in school, but there's a lot you
 1585%  need to learn about poker."
 1585%    -- LaForge, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1586%"Will, what the hell are you still doing here?"
 1586%    -- Picard, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1587%"Will, you're ready to work without a net.  You're ready to take
 1587%  command.  And you know, the Enterprise will go on just fine without you."
 1587%    -- Picard, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1588%"Mister Worf, dispatch a subspace message to Admiral Hanson...'We have
 1588%  engaged...the Borg.'"
 1588%    -- Picard, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1589%"You do an end run around me again, I'll snap you back so hard you'll
 1589%  feel like a first-year cadet again."
 1589%    -- Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1590%"All you know how to do is play it safe."
 1590%    -- Lt. Commander Shelby, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1591%"If you cannot make the big decisions, Commander, I suggest you make
 1591%  room for someone who can."
 1591%    -- Lt. Commander Shelby, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1592%"Move it people, let's move it!"
 1592%    -- LaForge, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1593%Picard: "It's a bit of a tradition, Guinan, for the captain to tour the ship
 1593%  before a battle."
 1593%Guinan: "Before a *hopeless* battle, if I remember the tradition correctly."
 1593%Picard: "Not necessarily. Nelson toured the H.M.S. Victory before Trafalgar."
 1593%Guinan: "But Nelson never returned from Trafalgar, did he?"
 1593%Picard: "Ah, but the *battle* was won."
 1593%    -- Picard and Guinan, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1594%"Shelby to Enterprise, we've found the captain's uniform and his
 1594%  communicator.  We're resuming our search."
 1594%    -- Lt. Commander Shelby, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1595%Shelby "We were unable to retrieve him, sir.  The captain has been altered
 1595%  by the Borg."
 1595%Riker: "'Altered'?"
 1595%Worf: "He *is* a Borg!"
 1595%    -- Shelby, Riker, and Worf, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1596%Beverly: "Will, he's alive.  If we could get him back to the ship, I might
 1596%  be able to restore--"
 1596%Riker:   "This is our only chance to destroy them.  If they get back into
 1596%  warp, our weapon is useless."
 1596%    -- Beverly and Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1597%"I am Locutus, of Borg.  Your life, as it has been, is over.  From this
 1597%  time forward, you will service...*us*."
 1597%    -- Locutus, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1598%Riker:   "I like my species the way it is."
 1598%Locutus: "A narrow vision.  You will become one with the Borg.  You will
 1598%  all become one with the Borg."
 1598%    -- Riker and Locutus, "The Best of Both Worlds (pt II), Stardate 44001.4
 1599%"Mister Worf...fire."
 1599%    -- Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds", Stardate 43989.1
 1600%"They couldn't have adapted that quickly."
 1600%    -- Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44001.4
 1601%"The knowledge and experience of the human, Picard, is part of us now.
 1601%  It has prepared us for all possible courses of action."
 1601%    -- Locutus, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44001.4
 1602%"Your resistence is hopeless...Number One."
 1602%    -- Locutus, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44001.4
 1603%"First Officer's Log, Stardate 44001.4.  The Borg ship has resumed its
 1603%  course towards Earth.  We are unable to pursue, pending repairs to the
 1603%  Enterprise."
 1603%    -- Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44001.4
 1604%LaForge: "We should be back up in eight to twelve hours, Admiral."
 1604%Hansen:  "Well, we'll miss you at the party!"
 1604%    -- LaForge & Hansen, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44001.4
 1605%"We've mobilized a fleet of forty starships at Wolf-359, and that's
 1605%  just for starters.  The Klingons are sending starships.  Hell, we've
 1605%  even thought of opening communications with the Romulans!"
 1605%    -- Admiral Hansen, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44001.4
 1606%"Lieutenant, a few years ago, I watched a freshman cadet pass four
 1606%  upperclassmen on the last hill of the forty-kilometer run at Delulin II.
 1606%  The damnest thing I ever saw, the only freshman to ever win the Academy
 1606%  Marathon.  I made it my business to get to know that young fellow, and
 1606%  get to know him very, very well.  And I'll tell you something.  I never
 1606%  met anyone with more drive and determination or more courage than Jean-Luc
 1606%  Picard.  And there is no way in hell that he would submit to the Borg.
 1606%  I want that clear."
 1606%    -- Admiral Hansen, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44001.4
 1607%"He [Picard] is...a casuality of war."
 1607%    -- Admiral Hansen, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44001.4
 1608%"In less than twenty-four hours, this armada is going to hit that Borg
 1608%  vessel with everything we can muster.  Either they survive or we don't.
 1608%  As for Picard, a great man has been lost.  Your captain...my friend."
 1608%    -- Admiral Hansen, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44001.4
 1609%"Commander Riker, I hearby promote you to the field commission of
 1609%  captain.  The Enterprise is your ship now.  Congratulations."
 1609%    -- Admiral Hansen, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44001.4
 1610%Riker:  "Commander, we don't have to like each other to work well together.
 1610%  As a matter of fact, I'd like you to continue to keep me on my toes."
 1610%Shelby: "Sir, I like to find that as the role of a first officer."
 1610%Riker:  "Damn, you *are* ambitious, aren't you Shelby?"
 1610%    -- Riker and Shelby, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44001.4
 1611%Shelby: "Captain Riker, based on our past relationship, there's no reason
 1611%  for me to expect to becoming your first officer except that you need me.
 1611%  I know how to get things done and I have the expertise on the Borg."
 1611%Riker:  "And you have a lot to learn, Commander."
 1611%Shelby: "Yes, sir."
 1611%Riker:  "Almost as much as I had to learn when I came onboard as Captain
 1611%  Picard's first officer.  A fact he reminded me of when I commented on
 1611%  what a pain-in-the-neck you were."
 1611%Shelby: "Yes, sir."
 1611%    -- Shelby and Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44001.4
 1612%"Starfleet reports it has engaged the Borg at Wolf-359, sir."
 1612%    -- Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44001.4
 1613%Riker "Lieutenant Worf, everyone in this room shares my respect for your
 1613%  service to this ship.  But right now, I need your experience at
 1613%  Tactical.  Commander Data, I realize your very nature omits ambition.
 1613%  Nevertheless, I want you to know that I seriously considered you as
 1613%  first officer."
 1613%Data:  "Thank you, sir."
 1613%Riker: "But this is not the time for change.  I need all of you where
 1613%  you are, where Captain Picard always relied on you.  I have been,
 1613%  reluctantly, forced to conclude that Commander Shelby, our expert
 1613%  on the Borg is an ideal choice at this time for a first officer."
 1613%    -- Riker and Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1614%"In two or three weeks, Nanites may be all that's left of the Federation."
 1614%    -- Troi, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1615%"I'm sure Captain Picard would have something meaningful and inspirational
 1615%  to say right now.  To tell you the truth, I wish he was here, 'cause
 1615%  I'd like to here it too.  I know how difficult this transition has been
 1615%  you all of you.  I can take over for him.  But I can never replace Captain
 1615%  Picard, nor would I ever try.  Whatever the outcome, I'm sure our efforts
 1615%  in the coming battle, will justify his faith in all of us.  Dismissed."
 1615%    -- Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1616%Riker: [To Picard's image] "What would you do?"
 1616%    -- Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1617%Guinan: "May I speak to you, Captain?"
 1617%Riker:  "Actually, Guinan, I--"
 1617%Guinan: "You know, Picard and I used to talk every now and then when one
 1617%  of us needed to.  I guess I'm just used to having the captain's ear."
 1617%    -- Guinan and Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1618%Riker:  "What's on your mind?"
 1618%Guinan: "I've heard a lot of people talking down in Ten-Forward.  They
 1618%  expect to be dead in the next day or so.  They trust you, they like you,
 1618%  but they don't believe anyone can save them."
 1618%Riker:  "I'm not sure anyone can."
 1618%    -- Guinan and Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1619%Guinan: "When a man is convinced he's going to die tomorrow, he'll probably
 1619%  find a way to make it happen.  The only one who can turn this around is
 1619%  you."
 1619%Riker:  "I'll do the best I can."
 1619%Guinan: "You're going to have to do something you don't want to do.  You
 1619%  have to let go of Picard."
 1619%    -- Guinan and Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1620%Riker:  "Maybe you haven't heard, I tried to kill him yesterday!"
 1620%Guinan: "You tried to kill whatever that is on the Borg ship...not Picard.
 1620%  Picard is still here with us...in this room.  If he had died, it would've
 1620%  been easier.  But he didn't.  They took him from us, a piece at a time."
 1620%    -- Riker and Guinan, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1621%Guinan: "Did he ever tell you why we're so close?"
 1621%Riker:  "No."
 1621%Guinan: "Oh.  Then let me just say that...our relationship...is beyond
 1621%  friendship, beyond family.  And I *will* let him go.  And you must do the
 1621%  same."
 1621%    -- Guinan and Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1622%Guinan: "There can only be *one* captain."
 1622%Riker:  "It's not that simple.  This was his crew, he wrote the book on this
 1622%  ship!"
 1622%Guinan: "If the Borg know everything he knows, it's time to throw that book
 1622%  away.  You must let him go, Riker.  It's the only way to beat him...the
 1622%  only way to save him.  And *that*, is now your chair, Captain."
 1622%    -- Guinan and Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1623%"The Tolstoi...the Kyushu...the Melbourne."
 1623%    -- Commander Shelby, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1624%Riker:  "Commander Shelby, prepare to initiate your plan to separate the
 1624%  saucer section when we find the Borg."
 1624%Shelby: "Sir, I must remind you that Captain Picard was briefed on that plan.
 1624%  The Borg will be prepared for it."
 1624%Riker: "I'm aware of that, Commander.  In fact, I'm counting on it."
 1624%    -- Riker & Shelby, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1625%"Mister Data, Mister Worf, I have a special mission for you."
 1625%    -- Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1626%Riker:   "Locutus of Borg, this is Captain William T. Riker of the U.S.S.
 1626%  Enterprise."
 1626%Locutus: "You may speak."
 1626%Riker:   "We wish to end the hostilities."
 1626%Locutus: "Then you must unconditionally surrender."
 1626%Riker:   "We are prepared to meet to discuss your terms."
 1626%Locutus: "It is unlikely you are prepared to discuss terms.  It is more
 1626%  likely that this is an attempt at deception."
 1626%Riker:   "Come now, Locutus.  If Picard's knowledge and experience is a
 1626%  part of you, then you know that I have never lied to him.  You should
 1626%  also implicitly trust me, is that not so?"
 1626%Locutus: "Picard implicitly trusted you."
 1626%Riker:   "Then trust me now.  Meet to discuss your terms."
 1626%Locutus: "Discussion is irrelevant.  There are no terms.  You will disarm
 1626%  all your weapons and escort us to Sector 001, where we will begin
 1626%  assimilating your culture and techno--"
 1626%    -- Riker and Locutus, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1627%Riker:   "We would like time to prepare our people for assimilation."
 1627%Locutus: "Preparation is irrelevant.  Your people will be assimilated as
 1627%  easily as Picard has been.  Your attempt at a delay will not be
 1627%  successful, Number One.  We will proceed to Earth, and if you attempt
 1627%  to intervene, we will destroy you."
 1627%    -- Riker and Locutus, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1628%"Then take your best shot, Locutus, 'cause we are about to 'intervene'."
 1628%    -- Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1629%"Make it so."
 1629%    -- Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1630%"Open fire, all weapons."
 1630%    -- Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1631%Wesley: "They're ignoring the saucer section completely."
 1631%Riker:  "Just as you should, Captain."
 1631%    -- Wesley and Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1632%"Shuttle has penetrated the Borg electromagnetic field."
 1632%    -- Worf, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1633%"Mission accomplished.  We have him. [Locutus/Picard]"
 1633%    -- Worf, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1634%"Once he was wired into the Borg, they knew everything that he knew.  I
 1634%  just hope it goes both ways."
 1634%    -- Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1635%Beverly: "Jean-Luc, it's Beverly.  Can you hear me?"
 1635%Locutus: "Beverly...Crusher, Doctor."
 1635%Beverly: "Yes."
 1635%    -- Beverly & Locutus, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1636%"A futile manuever.  Incorrect strategy, Number One, to risk your crew
 1636%  and ship to retrieve only one man.  Picard would never have approved.
 1636%  You underestimate us, if you believe this abduction is any concern."
 1636%    -- Locutus, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1637%"There is no need for apprehension.  I intend no harm...no harm.  I
 1637%  will continue aboard this ship to speak for the Borg while they
 1637%  continue, without further diversion, to Sector 001, where they will
 1637%  force your unconditional surrender."
 1637%    -- Locutus, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1638%Beverly: "As long as these Borg implants are functioning, there's no way
 1638%  I can separate the man from the machine."
 1638%Data: "Then perhaps, there is a way I can access the machine, Doctor."
 1638%    -- Beverly and Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1639%"Worf, Klingon species, a warrior race.  You too will be assimilated."
 1639%    -- Locutus, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1640%Worf:    "The Klingon Empire will never yield!"
 1640%Locutus: "Why do you resist?  We only wish to raise quality of life for all
 1640%  species."
 1640%Worf:    "I like my *'species'* the way it is!"
 1640%Locutus: "A narrow vision.  You will become one with the Borg.  You will all
 1640%  become one with the Borg."
 1640%    -- Locutus and Worf, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1641%"The android, Data, primitive artificial organism.  You will be
 1641%  obsolete in the new world order."
 1641%    -- Locutus, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1642%"Captain, the Borg have entered Sector 001."
 1642%    -- Commander Shelby, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1643%Riker:  "Ensign Crusher, at their current speed, when will they reach Earth?"
 1643%Wesley: "Twenty-seven minutes."
 1643%Riker:  "The soonest we can intercept?"
 1643%Wesley: [Sighs]  "Forty-two minutes."
 1643%    -- Riker and Wesley, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1644%"Counselor, hopefully you will be able to determine whether I am reaching
 1644%  Captain Picard."
 1644%    -- Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1645%O'Brien: "At what point should I shut it down if there's a problem?"
 1645%Data:    "I do not know.  I have never done this before."
 1645%    -- O'Brien and Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1646%"First neural connection is confirmed.  I cannot report any significant
 1646%  access to the Borg consciousness."
 1646%    -- Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1647%"Second neural connection is confirmed.  I still cannot report any
 1647%  significant access."
 1647%    -- Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1648%"Proceeding with the final link."
 1648%    -- Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1649%Data: "Neural connection is complete.  I have access to the Borg subspace
 1649%  signal.  Processing...processing."
 1649%Troi: "Data..."
 1649%Data: "Standby.  Processing...processing."
 1649%    -- Data and Troi, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1650%"Fascinating.  The Borg group consciousness is divided into subcommands,
 1650%  necessary to carry out all functions.  Defense, communications, navigation.
 1650%  They are all controlled by a root command."
 1650%    -- Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1651%Data: "What is causing the increased neural activity is unclear."
 1651%Troi: "No it's not.  It's him!  It's Picard!"
 1651%    -- Data and Troi, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1652%"Troi to Bridge.  Data has made first contact with Captain Picard."
 1652%    -- Troi, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1653%"It is Captain Picard himself who has somehow managed to intiate contact."
 1653%    -- Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1654%Worf: "Sir, the Borg have halted their approach to Earth."
 1654%Troi: "I think we got their attention."
 1654%    -- Worf and Troi, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1655%"They're worried.  They're worried because we have access to Picard.
 1655%  Mister Data, we have two minutes to figure out what we can do with it."
 1655%    -- Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1656%Data:    "It is clear the Borg are either unwilling or unable to terminate
 1656%  their subspace links."
 1656%Beverly: "*That* might be their Achille's heel, Captain...their
 1656%  interdependency."
 1656%Riker:   "What do you mean, Doctor?"
 1656%Beverly: "He is part of their collective consciousness now.  Cutting him off
 1656%  would be like asking us to disconnect an arm or a foot.  We can't do it."
 1656\    -- Data, Beverly, and Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II",
 1656%       Stardate 44003.3
 1657%Shelby: "They act as a single mind."
 1657%Riker:  "One of them jumps off a cliff, they all jump off?"
 1657%    -- Shelby and Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1658%Riker: "Mister Data, is it possible to plant a command into the Borg
 1658%  collective consciousness?"
 1658%Data:  "It is conceivable, sir.  But it would require altering the pathway
 1658%  from the root command, to affect all intricate branchpoints in the--"
 1658%Riker: "Make every effort, Mister Data."
 1658%    -- Riker and Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1659%Data:  "Sir, what command shall I attempt to plant?"
 1659%Riker: "Something straightforward, like 'Disarm your weapons systems.'"
 1659%    -- Data and Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1660%Data:   "Attempting to reroute subcommand paths, Captain.  Defense
 1660%  systems are protected by access barriers. I am unable to penetrate
 1660%  the base systems command structure, Captain."
 1660%Shelby: "Try the power systems, Data.  See if you can get them to
 1660%  power down."
 1660%Data:   "Acknowledged.  Attempting new power subcommand path."
 1660%Data:   "I cannot penetrate Borg power subcommand structure, sir.
 1660%  All critical subcommands are protected, Captain."
 1660\    -- Riker, Data and Shelby "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II",
 1660%       Stardate 44003.3
 1661%Riker:  "Mister Crusher, ready a collision course with the Borg ship."
 1661%Wesley: [What?]
 1661%Riker:  "You heard me, a collision course!"
 1661%Wesley: "Yes, sir."
 1661%    -- Riker and Wesley, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1662%Riker:   "Mister LaForge, prepare to go to warp power."
 1662%LaForge: "Aye, sir."
 1662%    -- Riker and LaForge, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1663%Picard:  "Sleep..."
 1663%Beverly: "He's regaining consciousness."
 1663%Picard:  "Sleep..."
 1663%Troi:    "It's Captain Picard speaking, not Locutus."
 1663%Picard:  "Sleep, Data."
 1663%Beverly: [To Picard]  "You're exhausted."
 1663%Data:    "If I may make a supposition.  I do not believe his message was
 1663%  intended to express fatigue, but to suggest a course of action."
 1663%    -- Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1664%Riker: "Mister Crusher, engag--"
 1664%Data:  "Data to Bridge, standby."
 1664%    -- Riker and Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1665%"I am attempting to penetrate the Borg regenerate subcommand path.  It is
 1665%  a low priority system that may be accessable."
 1665%    -- Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1666%Riker: "Mister Data, your final report."
 1666%Data:  "Standby."
 1666%Riker: "I *can't*, Mister Data!"
 1666%    -- Riker and Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1667%Riker: "Mister Data, what the hell happened?"
 1667%Data:  "I successfully planted a command into the Borg collective
 1667%  consciousness.  It misdirected them to believe that it was time
 1667%  to regenerate.  In effect, I put them all to sleep."
 1667%Riker: "'Sleep'?"
 1667%Data:  "Yes, sir."
 1667%    -- Riker and Data, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1668%Riker:  "Commander Shelby, take an Away Team and confirm that the Borg are...
 1668%  asleep."
 1668%Shelby: "Delighted, sir."
 1668%    -- Riker and Shelby, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1669%Shelby:  "I'd say we're looking at a self-destruct sequence initiated by the
 1669%  Borg's malfunction.  Do you want us to attempt to disarm it?"
 1669%Beverly: "There's no way to know what the destruction of the Borg ship will
 1669%  do to him."
 1669%Data:    "We should also consider the advantages of further examination of
 1669%  the Borg and their vessel, sir."
 1669%Riker:   "I don't think so."
 1669\    -- Commander Shelby, Beverly, Data, and Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds
 1669%       Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1670%Troi:   "How do you feel?"
 1670%Picard: "Almost human...with just...a bit of a headache."
 1670%    -- Troi and Picard, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1671%Riker:  "How much do you remember?"
 1671%Picard: "Everything...including some brilliantly unorthodox strategy from...a
 1671%  former first officer of mine."
 1671%    -- Riker and Picard, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1672%"Come."
 1672%    -- Picard and Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1673%Picard: "You'll make a fine officer for the task force, Commander."
 1673%Shelby: "We'll have the fleet back up in less than a year."
 1673\    -- Picard and Lt. Commander Shelby, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II",
 1673%       Stardate 44003.3
 1674%Shelby: "I imagine you'll have your choice of any Starfleet command, sir."
 1674%Riker:  "Everyone is so concerned about my next job.  With all due respect,
 1674%  Commander,"  [To Picard]  "Sir, my career plans are my own business, and
 1674%  no one else's.  But it's nice to know I have a few options."
 1674%    -- Shelby and Riker, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1675%Shelby: "I hope I have the fortune of serving with you again, sir."
 1675%    -- Shelby, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1676%Riker:  "Course for Station McKinley ready and laid in, sir."
 1676%Picard: "Make it so, Number One."
 1676%    -- Riker and Picard, "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate 44003.3
 1677%"They took everything I was!  They used me to kill...and to destroy...
 1677%  and I COULDN'T STOP THEM!  I TRIED SO HARD!"
 1677%    -- Picard, "Family", Stardate 44012.3
 1678%"One Seven Three Four Six Seven Three Two One Four Seven Six Charlie Three
 1678%  Two Seven Eight Nine Seven Seven Seven Six Four Three Tango Seven Three
 1678%  Two Victor Seven Three One One Seven Eight Eight Eight Seven Three Two
 1678%  Four Seven Six Seven Eight Nine Seven Six Four Three Seven Six LOCK."
 1678%    -- Data, "Brothers", Stardate 44085.7
 1679%"Yep...you're right on time."
 1679%    -- Doctor Soong, "Brothers", Stardate 44085.7
 1680%"Often-Wrong's got a broken heart...can't even tell his boys apart."
 1680%    -- Lore, "Brothers", Stardate 44085.7
 1681%Data:  "You know that I cannot grieve for you, sir."
 1681%Soong: "You will...in your own way."
 1681%    -- Data and Doctor Soong, "Brothers", Stardate 44085.7
 1682%"Goodbye...father."
 1682%    -- Data, "Brothers", Stardate 44085.7
 1683%"They're brothers, Data.  Brothers forgive."
 1683%    -- Beverly, "Brothers", Stardate 44085.7
 1684%"This is a banana split...and it's quite possibly one of the greatest
 1684%  things in the universe."
 1684%    -- Troi, "Suddenly Human", Stardate 44143.7
 1685%"Worf, the big guy who never smiles.  The *Klingon*!  Will Riker, your
 1685%  first officer!  He's...he's very good at poker! Loves to cook...he
 1685%  listens to jazz music...plays the trombone!  Commander Data, the
 1685%  android who sits at Ops. *Dreams* of being human...never gets the
 1685%  punchline of a joke!  Deanna Troi, your ship's counselor.  Half
 1685%  Betazoid...loves chocolate.  The arrival of her mother makes you shudder!"
 1685%    -- Beverly, "Remember Me", Stardate 44161.2
 1686%"O'Brien, Geordi, Worf, Wesley...my *son*!  They have been the living,
 1686%  breathing backbone of this ship for over three years!  They deserve
 1686%  more than to be shrugged off...brushed aside, just pinched out of
 1686%  existence like that!  They all do.  They deserve so much more."
 1686%    -- Beverly, "Remember Me", Stardate 44161.2
 1687%"It's not over Wesley...there's still a way."
 1687%    -- Traveler, "Remember Me", Stardate 44161.2
 1688%"We will start with the assumption that I am *not* crazy."
 1688%    -- Beverly, "Remember Me", Stardate 44161.2
 1689%"If there's nothing wrong with *me*...there must be something wrong
 1689%  with the universe."
 1689%    -- Beverly, "Remember Me", Stardate 44161.2
 1690%Troi: "You two have successfully divided the evening between you."
 1690%Worf: "I suspect conspiracy...but far be it from me to accuse a superior
 1690%  officer."
 1690%    -- Troi and Worf, "Legacy", Stardate 44215.2
 1691%"I don't want to kill you, Data...but I will."
 1691%    -- Ishara Yar, "Legacy", Stardate 44215.2
 1692%Picard: "With all trust comes the possibitity of betrayal."
 1692%Data:   "Then perhaps it is better not to trust."
 1692%    -- Picard and Data, "Legacy", Stardate 44215.2
 1693%"I don't want to be a warrior!"
 1693%    -- Alexander, "Reunion", Stardate 44246.3
 1694%Worf:     "You know my feelings."
 1694%K'Ehleyr: "Maybe I've forgotten."
 1694%    -- Worf and K'Ehleyr, "Reunion", Stardate 44246.3
 1695%Gowron:   "That could take hours!"
 1695%K'Ehleyr: "Or days, depending on your cooperation."
 1695%    -- Gowron and K'Ehleyr, "Reunion", Stardate 44246.3
 1696%"Don't play the wounded Klingon to me, Duras.  You don't do it very well."
 1696%    -- K'Ehleyr, "Reunion", Stardate 44246.3
 1697%"You talk like a Ferengi!"
 1697%    -- K'Ehleyr, "Reunion", Stardate 44246.3
 1698%"K'EHLEYR!"
 1698%    -- Worf, "Reunion", Stardate 44246.3
 1699%Duras: "What is *that* doing here?"
 1699%[?]    "He has claimed the right of vengence."
 1699%Duras: "You have no *rights* here, traitor."
 1699%Worf:  "K'Ehleyr...was my mate."
 1699%    -- Duras, [?], and Worf, "Reunion", Stardate 44246.3
 1700%Duras: "Kill me and you are a traitor forever!"
 1700%Worf:  "Then that...is how it shall be!"
 1700%    -- Duras and Worf, "Reunion", Stardate 44246.3
 1701%"'All for the glory of the Klingon Empire'...that should be my epitaph."
 1701%    -- K'Mpec, "Reunion", Stardate 44246.3
 1702%Alexander: "Are you my father?"
 1702%Worf:      "Yes...I am your father."
 1702%    -- Alexander and Worf, "Reunion", Stardate 44246.3
 1703%"What shall I tell Alexander, that he has no father?"
 1703%    -- K'Ehleyr, "Reunion", Stardate 44246.3
 1704%"The son who betrays his people to the Romulans, just like his father did."
 1704%    -- K'Ehleyr, "Reunion", Stardate 44246.3
 1705%"Lots of things improve with age...maybe your trombone playing will be one
 1705%  of them."
 1705%    -- Troi, "Reunion", Stardate 44246.3
 1706%"Wesley, you will be missed."
 1706%    -- Picard, "Final Mission", Stardate 44307.5
 1707%Riker: "What, no seconds?"
 1707%Data:  "I have discovered, sir, a certain level of impatience when I
 1707%  calculate a lengthy time interval to the nearest second."
 1707%    -- Riker and Data, "The Loss", Stardate 44356.9
 1708%"Spare me the inspirational anecdote."
 1708%    -- Troi, "The Loss", Stardate 44356.9
 1709%"You'd be surprised how far a hug can go with Geordi...or Worf."
 1709%    -- Riker, "The Loss", Stardate 44356.9
 1710%"Oh, and the next time you call me 'aristocratic'..."
 1710%    -- Troi, "The Loss", Stardate 44356.9
 1711%"I have good news.  Keiko has made a decision designed to increase her
 1711%  happiness.  She has cancelled the wedding."
 1711%    -- Data, "Data's Day", Stardate 44390.1
 1712%"I don't want to be known as the 'Dancing Doctor'...again."
 1712%    -- Beverly, "Data's Day", Stardate 44390.1
 1713%"They don't do a lot of tap dancing at weddings."
 1713%    -- Beverly, "Data's Day", Stardate 44390.1
 1714%"There may be a relationship between humor and sex which I am not aware of."
 1714%    -- Data, "Data's Day", Stardate 44390.1
 1715%Data: "Feline supplement...74."
 1715%Spot: "Meow."
 1715%    -- Data and Spot, "Data's Day", Stardate 44390.1
 1716%Data:    "I would be chasing an untamed armathoid without cause."
 1716%Beverly: "A wild goose chase?"
 1716%    -- Data and Beverly, "Data's Day", Stardate 44390.1
 1717%"Captain's Log, Stardate 44429.6.  We're on a mapping survey near the
 1717%  Cardassian sector.  It has been nearly a year since peace treaty ended
 1717%  the long conflict between the Federation and Cardassia."
 1717%    -- Picard, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1718%Picard: "Last time I was in this sector, I was on the Stargazer running
 1718%  at warp speed ahead of a Cardassian warship."
 1718%Troi:   "Running, Captain?  You?  That's hard to believe."
 1718%Picard: "Believe it."
 1718%    -- Picard and Troi, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1719%"I'd been sent to make preliminary overtures for a truce.  And I had
 1719%  lowered my shields as a gesture of goodwill.  The Cardassians were not
 1719%  impressed.  They had taken out most of my weapons and damaged the impulse
 1719%  engines before I could regroup and run."
 1719%    -- Picard, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1720%Worf: "The Cardassians have no honor.  I do not trust them."
 1720%Troi: "They are our allies now, Mister Worf.  We have to trust them."
 1720%Worf: "Trust is earned.  Not *given* away."
 1720%    -- Worf and Troi, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1721%"I hope their scout ship makes contact soon.  It's never a good idea to
 1721%  stay too long in a Cardassian border without making your intentions known."
 1721%    -- Picard, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1722%O'Brien: "What, wh...what is it?"
 1722%Keiko:   "Kelp buds, plankton loaf, and sea berries."
 1722%O'Brien: "Oh.  Sweetheart, I'm not a fish."
 1722%    -- O'Brien and Keiko, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1723%"Isn't that what marriage is about...sharing?"
 1723%    -- O'Brien, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1724%Keiko:   "What kind of food?"
 1724%O'Brien: "Scalloped potatoes, mutton shanks, ox tails and cabbage."
 1724%Keiko:   "Kind of heavy."
 1724%    -- Keiko and O'Brien, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1725%O'Brien: "Ah, I can still remember the aromas when mother was cooking."
 1725%Keiko:   "She *cooked*?"
 1725%O'Brien: "She didn't believe in a replicator.  She thought real food was
 1725%  more nutritious."
 1725%Keiko:   "She handled *real meat*?  She *touched* it and *cut* it?"
 1725%O'Brien: "Yeah, like a master chef.  She was fantastic!"
 1725%    -- O'Brien and Keiko, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1726%O'Brien: "But I'll make something special for you tonight.  You'll love
 1726%  it, I promise."
 1726%Keiko:   "Okay.  Maybe I'll have something special for you tonight too."
 1726%    -- O'Brien and Keiko, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1727%Picard: "This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Federation starship
 1727%  Enterprise."
 1727%Macet:  "I am Gul Macet of the Cardassian ship Tragor."
 1727%Picard: "Why have you fired on us?"
 1727%Macet:  "Curious question, Captain.  In *war* one attacks one's enemies."
 1727%    -- Picard and Gul Macet, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1728%Picard: "Gul Macet, the Federation and the Cardassians have struggled too
 1728%  hard for peace...to abandon it so easily."
 1728%Macet:  "*We* are not the ones who have abandoned it, captain."
 1728%    -- Picard and Gul Macet, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1729%"Jean-Luc, I don't have to tell you the Federation is not prepared for a
 1729%  new sustained conflict.  You *must* preserve the peace, no matter what
 1729%  the cost."
 1729%    -- Admiral Hayden, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1730%"Captain's Log, Supplemental.  We have entered Cardassian territory and
 1730%  are proceeding on our quest to locate the Phoenix."
 1730%    -- Picard, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1731%"But who I choose to spend my free time with...that's my business."
 1731%    -- O'Brien, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1732%Keiko:   "What's what you're singing?"
 1732%O'Brien: "What?  Oh, it's just a little song.  A bunch of us used to sing it
 1732%  together on the Rutledge.  I hadn't thought about it in years."
 1732%Keiko:   "What's it about?"
 1732%O'Brien: "Oh, it's about war...and glory."
 1732%    -- Keiko and O'Brien, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1733%Keiko:   "*What* are these little dark things?"
 1733%O'Brien: "Capers."
 1733%    -- Keiko and O'Brien, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1734%Picard: "Gul Macet, you see we are doing everything in our power to reach
 1734%  the Phoenix."
 1734%Macet:  "Yes, and accomplishing nothing, I'm sorry to say."
 1734%    -- Picard and Gul Macet, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1735%Picard: "Mister Data, estimated time to intercept with the Phoenix."
 1735%Data:   "At our present speed of warp four, sixteen hours, forty-four
 1735%  minutes."
 1735%Picard: "Ensign, increase to warp nine."
 1735%    -- Picard and Data, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1736%"I think, when one has been angry for a very long time, one gets used to
 1736%  it.  And it becomes comfortable like...like old leather.  And finally...
 1736%  feels so humiliated one can't remember feeling any other way."
 1736%    -- Picard, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1737%"The only people left alive were in an outlying district of the
 1737%  settlement.  I was sent there with a squad to reinforce them.
 1737%  Cardassians were advancing on us.  Moving through the streets,
 1737%  destroying, killing.  I was with a group of women and children,
 1737%  and two Cardassian soldiers burst in.  I stunned one of them...
 1737%  the other one jumped me.  We struggled.  One of the women threw
 1737%  me a phaser, and I fired.  The phaser was set at maximum.  The man
 1737%  just...just incinerated there before my eyes.  I'd never killed
 1737%  anything before.  When I was a kid I'd, I'd worry about swatting
 1737%  a mosquito.  It's notyou I hate, Cardassian.  I hate what I became
 1737%  because of you."
 1737%    -- O'Brien, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1738%"There are those who...crave war, who need it.  I am not one of them,
 1738%  Captain.  And I am beginning to see...that neither are you.  We have had
 1738%  our full measure.  The lasting peace begins here...with the two of us."
 1738%    -- Gul Macet, "The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
 1739%Riker:   "Welcome aboard, sir.  I'm Commander Riker, first officer."
 1739%Maxwell: "I know all about you, commander.  Fine work you did with the
 1739%  Borg.  We all owe you on that one."
 1739%Riker:   "Thank you, sir."
 1739%    -- Riker and Captain Maxwell, "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
 1740%Maxwell: "O'Brien?  Miles O'Brien?"
 1740%O'Brien: "Hello, captain.  Good to see you again."
 1740%Maxwell: "How are you?  I had no idea you were on the Enterprise.  This
 1740%  is my tactical officer on the Rutledge.  Best I ever had."
 1740%O'Brien: "Thank you, sir."
 1740%Maxwell: "O'Brien has the ability to size up a situation instantly.  Then
 1740%  come up with options to fit all contingencies.  Remarkable."
 1740%O'Brien: "Well if that's true, I learned it from you, sir."
 1740%Maxwell: [Laughs]  "But you got that silver tongue by kissing the stone,
 1740%  right?"
 1740%    -- Captain Maxwell and O'Brien, "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
 1741%Maxwell: "You must think I've gone mad."
 1741%Picard:  "The thought had occured."
 1741%    -- Captain Maxwell and Picard, "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
 1742%"Picard, I have to tell you.  I was grateful when I realized it was you
 1742%  Starfleet had sent after me.  Someone who knows what it's really like
 1742%  out here."
 1742%    -- Captain Maxwell, "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
 1743%"Smells musty around here...like a bureaucrat's office!"
 1743%    -- Captain Maxwell, "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
 1744%Picard:  "You have killed nearly seven hundred people.  And you have taken
 1744%  us to the brink of war."
 1744%Maxwell: "I have *prevented* war!  Or at the very least delayed it a good
 1744%  long time."
 1744%    -- Picard and Captain Maxwell, "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
 1745%Maxwell: "You're a fool, Picard.  History will look at you, and say, 'This
 1745%  man was a fool.'"
 1745%Picard:  "I'll accept the judgement of history."
 1745%    -- Captain Maxwell, "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
 1746%"We're not going after any more Cardassian ships.  You're going to
 1746%  return to your bridge...and set a course for Starbase 211.  The
 1746%  Phoenix and the Enterprise will return to Federation space together.
 1746%  Those are Starfleet's orders.  I will...permit you the dignity of
 1746%  retaining your command during the voyage.  But the only alternative
 1746%  is to put you in the Brig, and tow your ship back to the starbase
 1746%  in disgrace."
 1746%    -- Picard, "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
 1747%"Captain's Log, Supplemental.  With the Phoenix in close formation, we
 1747%  are proceeding directly to Starbase 211."
 1747%    -- Picard, "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
 1748%Maxwell: "The Cardassians live to make war."
 1748%O'Brien: "That's what everybody thinks about the enemy."
 1748%    -- Captain Maxwell and O'Brien, "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
 1749%Maxwell: "You were on Cetleg.  You saw what they did."
 1749%O'Brien: "Yes, sir."
 1749%Maxwell: "What was the name of that fellow who always hung around you like
 1749%  a puppy?"
 1749%O'Brien: "Will Kaden.  'Stompy'."
 1749%Maxwell: "'Stompy'!  'Stomp...'"  [Laughs]  "Was cool under fire as a
 1749%  mountain lake."
 1749%O'Brien: "Yes, sir."
 1749%Maxwell: "He died at Cetleg, didn't he?"
 1749%O'Brien: "Yes, sir."
 1749%Maxwell: "What was that song of his?  One he always sang?  One I liked?"
 1749%    -- Captain Maxwell and O'Brien, "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
 1750%"'The minstrel boy to the war has gone,
 1750%  in the ranks of death you will find him.'"
 1750%  His father's sword he hath girded on,
 1750%  and his wild harp slung behind him.
 1750%  Lands of songs said the warrior-bard,
 1750%  though all the world betrays thee.
 1750%  One sword at least thy rights shall guard,
 1750%  one faithful harp shall praise thee.'"
 1750%    -- O'Brien and Captain Maxwell, "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
 1751%"I'm not going to win this one, am I, Chief?"
 1751%    -- Captain Maxwell, "The Wounded, Stardate 44431.7
 1752%"Captain's Log, Supplemental.  Captain Maxwell has turned his ship over
 1752%  to his first officer and transported aboard the Enterprise.  I have
 1752%  confined him to quarters for the return voyage."
 1752%    -- Picard, "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
 1753%Macet:  "Well, his loyalty is admirable...even if it is misplaced."
 1753%Picard: "The loyalty that you would so quickly dismiss does not come
 1753%  easily with my people, Gul Macet.  You have much to learn about us.
 1753%  Benjamin Maxwell *earned* the loyalty of those who served with him.
 1753%  You know in war, he was twice honored with the Federation's highest
 1753%  citation for courage and valor.  And if he could not find a role for
 1753%  himself in peace, we can pity him, but we shall not dismiss him."
 1753%Macet:  "You are welcome to your opinion, Captain.  I, for one, am
 1753%  grateful that he is under lock and key."
 1753%    -- Picard and Gul Macet, "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
 1754%Picard: "One more thing, Gul Macet.  Maxwell was right.  Those ships were
 1754%  not carrying scientific equipment, were they?  A research station, within
 1754%  arm's reach of three Federation sectors?  Cargo ships running with high
 1754%  energy subspace fields that jam sensors?"
 1754%Macet:  "If you believe that the transport ship was carrying weapons,
 1754%  Captain, why didn't you board it as Maxwell had requested?"
 1754%Picard: "I was here to protect the peace.  A peace that I firmly believe
 1754%  is in the interest of both our peoples.  Had I attempted to board that
 1754%  ship, I'm quite certain that both sides would now be arming for war."
 1754%Macet: "Captain, I assure you..."
 1754%    -- Picard and Gul Macet, "The Wounded" Stardate 44431.7
 1755%"Take this message to your leaders, Gul Macet...we'll be watching."
 1755%    -- Picard, "The Wounded", Stardate 44431.7
 1756%"I will have to say that this morning, I was the leader of the universe as I
 1756%  knew it.  This afternoon, I am only a voice in a chorus.  But I think it
 1756%  was a good day."
 1756%    -- Chancellor Durken, "First Contact", Stardate Unknown
 1757%"So *you're* the one who's been fouling up my engine designs."
 1757%    -- Doctor Brahms, "Galaxy's Child", Stardate 44614.6
 1758%"Captain, I'd like to announce the birth of a large baby... *something*."
 1758%    -- Beverly, "Galaxy's Child", Stardate 44614.6
 1759%"That was Setting Number One.  Anyone want to see Setting Number Two?"
 1759%    -- Guinan, "Night Terrors", Stardate 44631.2
 1760%"Eliminate LaForge."
 1760%    -- LaForge, "Identity Crisis", Stardate 44664.5
 1761%"Worf, I have an opening in my workshop."
 1761%    -- Beverly, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44704.2
 1762%Troi:    "You've made tremendous progress."
 1762%Barclay: "I, uh, I, I guess."
 1762%Troi:    "Don't you think so?"
 1762%Barclay: "Well, I just feel more comfortable, uh, playing somebody else.
 1762%  And maybe all of this, is, is, is not any better than, eh, escaping in,
 1762%  into a Holodeck fantasy."
 1762%Troi:    "I disagree.  This isn't fantasy, it's theatre.  You used to
 1762%  withdraw onto the Holodeck.  You isolated yourself inside your own
 1762%  imagination avoiding contact with real people.  Look at yourself now.
 1762%  Look at all the other people you're with.  You're not just acting,
 1762%  you're *interacting*.
 1762%    -- Troi and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44704.2
 1763%Troi:    "Give yourself some credit, Mister Barclay."
 1763%Barclay: "Maybe...you're right."
 1763%    -- Troi and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44704.2
 1764%"Captain's Log, Stardate 44704.2.  We have arrived at the Argus Array, a
 1764%  remote subspace telescope at the very edge of Federation space.  The
 1764%  unmanned structure mysteriously stopped relaying its data nearly two
 1764%  months ago."
 1764%    -- Picard, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44704.2
 1765%Barclay: "Commander..."
 1765%LaForge: "Yeah, Reg?"
 1765%Barclay: "Thanks for uh, assigning me to this mission."
 1765%LaForge: "Don't mention it.  You're one of my top engineers, it's about
 1765%  time you got in on some of the interesting stuff."
 1765%    -- Barclay and LaForge, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44704.2
 1766%"This...this is why I'm in Starfleet."
 1766%    -- LaForge, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44704.2
 1767%"Captain's Log, Supplemental.  An intense energy surge from the alien
 1767%  probe has severely disabled the shuttle's onboard computer.  The Away
 1767%  Team has been transported directly to Sickbay, where Lieutenant Barclay
 1767%  remains under observation."
 1767%    -- Picard, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44704.2
 1768%Barclay: "You shouldn't have to wait too long for the results."
 1768%Beverly: "What do you mean?"
 1768%Barclay: "Couldn't you use a global mode in your scanner?  It would
 1768%  be a lot faster."
 1768%Beverly: "That's not possible.  We're talking about human cells here,
 1768%  not isolinear circuits.  I think you'd better stick to Engineering,
 1768%  Lieutenant."
 1768%Barclay: "A cell has an electromagnetic signature, just as a circuit
 1768%  element does.  Theoretically, it should work, with just a few
 1768%  adjustments.  I could set it up for you if you like."
 1768%    -- Barclay and Beverly, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44704.2
 1769%"I'm willing to entertain suggestions."
 1769%    -- Picard, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44704.2
 1770%Barclay: "Lieutenant Barclay to Captain Picard, you can fire photon
 1770%  torpedoes, maximum yield, full spread."
 1770%Riker:   "We're too close."
 1770%Barclay: "I'm certain the shields will hold."
 1770%    -- Barclay and Riker, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44704.2
 1771%"I don't know how he did it, but shield strength has been increased by
 1771%  three-hundred percent!  That should be enough, Captain."
 1771%    -- LaForge, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44704.2
 1772%Picard:  "Thank you, Mister Barclay."
 1772%Barclay: "You're welcome, Captain.  Barclay out."
 1772%    -- Picard, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44704.2
 1773%Barclay: "I'm sorry if I overstepped my authority."
 1773%LaForge: "Don't mention it."
 1773%    -- Barclay and LaForge, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44704.2
 1774%"Captain's Log, Stardate 44705.3.  The Enterprise has destroyed the alien
 1774%  probe, but now we are left with the difficult task of repairing the Argus
 1774%  Telescope.  Failure to do so would represent an incalculable scientific
 1774%  loss."
 1774%    -- Picard, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1775%Riker:   "Mister Barclay, everyone is still trying to figure out exactly
 1775%  how you did it."
 1775%Barclay: "Well, it just occurred to me that I could set up a frequency
 1775%  harmonic between the deflector and the shield grid, using the warp-field
 1775%  generator as a power-flow anti-attainguator, and that of course,
 1775%  naturally created an amplification of the inherent energy output."
 1775%Riker:   "Uh-huh, I see that."
 1775%    -- Riker and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1776%Data:    "A standard isolation procedure would be advisable."
 1776%LaForge: "I agree.  We'll cut off each reactor from the damaged control
 1776%  system, and repair them one-by-one."
 1776%Riker:   "How long will that take?"
 1776%LaForge: "Two to three weeks, at least."
 1776%Picard:   "All right, Mister LaForge."
 1776%Barclay: "I don't agree."
 1776%    -- Data, LaForge, Riker, Picard, and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1777%Barclay: "We could repair all of the reactors, simultaneously, instead of
 1777%  'one- by-one'."
 1777%Picard: "'Simultaneously'?  All eighteen?"
 1777%Barclay: "Yes."
 1777%LaForge: "But the Argus computer is inoperable"
 1777%Barclay: "Not entirely.  The core memory is still intact.  We could program
 1777%  a completely new control system."
 1777%    -- Barclay, Picard, and LaForge, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1778%Data:    "An interesting suggestion, Lieutenant.  However, that approach
 1778%  would require more time than our original plan.  At least seven weeks."
 1778%Barclay: "I could have it ready for you in two days."
 1778%Riker:   "What?"
 1778%Barclay: [To LaForge]  "If you could assist me in the morning, Commander."
 1778%LaForge: "Sure, Reg."
 1778%    -- Data, Barclay, Riker, and LaForge, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1779%Beverly: "That was a real improvement!"
 1779%Barclay: "Same time?  Day after tomorrow?"
 1779%Beverly: "'Same time'."
 1779%    -- Beverly and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1780%Troi:    "Reg?  May I join you?"
 1780%Barclay: "Of course, please.  Sit down, Counselor."
 1780%Troi:    "Hard at work?"
 1780%Barclay: "I'm getting prepared for tomorrow's meeting in Engineering.  We're
 1780%  planning our repair strategy."
 1780%Troi:    "I really enjoyed the scene you just performed."
 1780%Barclay: "Hmm.  You're a very forgiving audience."
 1780%Troi:    "Not at all.  I thought you were brilliant."
 1780%    -- Troi and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1781%Troi:    "You've changed."
 1781%Barclay: "Is that a professional opinion?"
 1781%Troi:    "Yes, pure observation."
 1781%    -- Troi and Barclay "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1782%"I'm proud of you, Reg.  I'm glad for you too."
 1782%    -- Troi "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1783%Troi:   "I'd better be going."
 1783%Barclay: "Must you?"
 1783%Troi:    "I think so."
 1783%Barclay: "Wouldn't you like to take a walk with me...to the Arboretum?
 1783%  The Zamenes should be in bloom."
 1783%Troi:    "Reg, as your former counselor, I don't think it would be
 1783%  appropriate."
 1783%Barclay: "I don't need a counselor.  What I need is the company of a
 1783%  charming, intelligent woman."
 1783%Troi:    "Good night."
 1783%    -- Troi and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1784%Einstein: "G, Sub-I, J, of T, as T approaches infinity.  Hmm?"
 1784%Barclay:  "G, of T, over G-Lot."
 1784%Einstein: "Thirty?  So it is!  So it is!"
 1784%Barclay:  "But I still don't see how you're going to incorporate quantum
 1784%  principle into general relativity, without guessing the cosmological
 1784%  constant a lot more than you're doing here."
 1784%Einstein: "But if you increase the value, as you suggest, then you face the
 1784%  possibility of twenty-six dimensions instead of ten."
 1784%Barclay:  "I don't think I could deal with that."
 1784%Einstein: "I certainly could not.  [Laughs]
 1784%Barclay:  "If the semi-set curved into the subatomic, the infinities might
 1784%  cancel each other out!"
 1784%Einstein: "Good Scott!  They just might!"
 1784%    -- Albert Einstein and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1785%LaForge: "What was that all about?"
 1785%Barclay: "I had some ideas late last night.  I needed to consult with the
 1785%  computer about some quantum-electrodynamic calculatons.  A Holodeck
 1785%  Einstein program seemed like the best way.  I guess I went a little
 1785%  overboard!"
 1785%LaForge: "'A little'?  Most of the stuff on that blackboard was way out
 1785%  of my league.  And yours too."
 1785%Barclay: "Not really.  I just hadn't thought along those lines before.  It's
 1785%  all really pretty evident now, and if you were to put your mind to it, I
 1785%  suppose--"
 1785%    -- LaForge and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1786%LaForge: "Reg, ever since our run-in with that probe something's different
 1786%  about you."
 1786%Barclay: "What?  Because I'm beginning to behave like the rest of the crew?
 1786%  With confidence in what I'm doing?"
 1786%LaForge: "You just spent the entire night arguing grand unification theories
 1786%  with Albert Einstein!"
 1786%    -- LaForge and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1787%LaForge: "Reg, something's wrong with you.  And we can't ignore that."
 1787%Barclay: "Yes, but I've finally become the person I've always wanted to be.
 1787%  Do we have to ask why?"
 1787%LaForge: "Yeah, I think we do."
 1787%    -- LaForge and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1788%Beverly: "I couldn't even *guess* at your I.Q. level now."
 1788%Barclay: "Probably somewhere between twelve-hundred and fourteen-fifty."
 1788%    -- Beverly and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1789%"Lieutenant, you could very well be the most advanced human being who
 1789%  has ever lived."
 1789%    -- Beverly, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1790%"What's he done?  I mean, we're talking about locking a man up for
 1790%  being too smart."
 1790%    -- LaForge, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1791%Picard:  "Has Mister Barclay done anything that could be considered...
 1791%  potentially threatening?"
 1791%Troi:    "Well, he did make a pass at me last night...a good one!"
 1791%LaForge: "I'd hardly consider that a threat."
 1791%Troi:    "No, but it's certainly unusual behavior for Barclay."
 1791%    -- Picard, Troi, and LaForge, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1792%Beverly: "There's something else, Captain.  He taught violin technique at
 1792%  the music school last night."
 1792%Riker:   "I didn't know Barclay played the violin."
 1792%Beverly: "He *didn't*.  Not until last night."
 1792%    -- Beverly and Riker, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1793%"Until he does something more...menacing, I see no reason why we should
 1793%  prevent him from continuing his work."
 1793%    -- Picard, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1794%Riker:   "You said he made a pass at you, but you failed to mention whether
 1794%  he was successful or not."
 1794%Troi:    [Just smiles]
 1794%Riker:   [Looks at Beverly]
 1794%Beverly: [Just smiles]
 1794%    -- Riker, Troi, and Beverly, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1795%Barclay:  "Computer, begin new program.  Create as follows, workstation here.
 1795%  Now, create a standard alpha-numeric console positioned for the left hand.
 1795%  Now, an iconic-display console positioned for the right hand.  Tie both
 1795%  consoles into the Enterprise main computer core utilizing neural scan
 1795%  interface."
 1795%Computer: "There is no such device on file."
 1795%Barclay:  "No problem.  Here's how you build it."
 1795%    -- Barclay and Computer Voice, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1796%Picard:  "Computer, respond."
 1796%Barclay: "I *am* responding, sir.  I'm sorry if I caused you any alarm.
 1796%  It was necessary in order to secure the array."
 1796%    -- Picard and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1797%Riker:   "Barclay!  Barclay?  What's going on?  Barclay!"
 1797%Barclay: "Yes, Commander, it's me."
 1797%    -- Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1798%"I'm sorry, Captain.  I was only trying to help."
 1798%    -- Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1799%Barclay: "Our computer was too slow to compensate for the overload on the
 1799%  array, so I created an interface that communicated my thoughts directly
 1799%  to the central processing unit."
 1799%Riker:   "Exactly what does that mean?"
 1799%    -- Barclay and Riker, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1800%Picard: "Mister Barclay, remove yourself from the computer system.  Leave
 1800%  the Holodeck."
 1800%Barclay: "I'm afraid I can't do that, sir."
 1800%    -- Picard and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1801%"My primary and cerebral functions are now operating almost entirely
 1801%  from within the computer.  They have expanded to such a degree that
 1801%  it would be *impossible* to return to the confines of my human brain.
 1801%  Any attempt to do so would mean my death."
 1801%    -- Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1802%LaForge: "That's it.  I've disconnected the audio and visual pickups.
 1802%  We can talk without being monitored by the computer."
 1802%Worf:    "By *Barclay*."
 1802%    -- LaForge and Worf, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1803%"It is almost impossible to tell where Barclay ends and the computer
 1803%  begins."
 1803%    -- LaForge, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1804%Riker:   "How do we get him out of there?"
 1804%LaForge: "We don't.  Not without killing him."
 1804%    -- Riker and LaForge, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1805%"This is an intolerable situation.  I have no wish to harm him, but I
 1805%  cannot allow Mister Barclay to continue to act as the computer.  I
 1805%  don't care how smart he is."
 1805%    -- Picard, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1806%Picard: "Make it so."
 1806%    -- Picard, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1807%LaForge: "How're you doing?"
 1807%Barclay: "I wish I could convey to you what it's like for me now...what I've
 1807%  become."
 1807%LaForge: "Yeah?  Try."
 1807%Barclay: "I can conceive almost infinite possibilites and can fully explore
 1807%  each of them in a nanosecond!  I perceive the universe as a single equation
 1807%  and it is so simple!"
 1807%    -- LaForge and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1808%Barclay: "I understand."
 1808%LaForge: "You 'understand'?"
 1808%Barclay: "Everything!"
 1808%    -- Barclay and LaForge, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1809%LaForge: "Well, do you understand how this happened to you?"
 1809%Barclay: "I believe it is a gift, that I have been chosen to fulfill a great
 1809%  promise."
 1809%LaForge: "Uh-huh."
 1809%    -- LaForge and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1810%Barclay: "Do you suppose this has changed the way people think about me?"
 1810%LaForge: "Well, to tell you the truth, Reg, we don't know what to think."
 1810%Barclay: "I have been concerned about that, but soon everyone will be able
 1810%  to understand what I can do for humanity!"
 1810%LaForge: "What do you mean?"
 1810%Barclay: "We have always perceived that the maximum speed of the Enterprise
 1810%  was a function of warp.  But I know now, there are no limits.  We will
 1810%  explore new worlds that we could never before have reached in our own
 1810%  lifetime.  *I* will take us to them."
 1810%    -- Barclay and LaForge, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1811%Picard:  "Mister Barclay, this is a direct order.  Discontinue whatever it
 1811%  is you're doing."
 1811%Barclay: "I really would rather not, sir."
 1811%    -- Picard and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1812%Barclay: "Hello, Deanna."
 1812%Troi:    "Reg..."
 1812%Barclay: "I'm sorry we can't take that walk at the Arboretum."
 1812%Troi:    "So am I."
 1812%    -- Barclay and Troi, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1813%Troi:    "Reg, you've frightened all of us.  I'm sure that wasn't your
 1813%   intent."
 1813%Barclay: "Young children are sometimes frightened of the world.  That
 1813%  doesn't mean that their parents should let them stay in their cribs."
 1813%Troi:    "Are we children to you now?"
 1813%Barclay: "I can see so much more now than you are capable of.  You should
 1813%  trust that."
 1813%    -- Troi and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1814%Barclay: "Deanna, I've always wanted to earn your respect."
 1814%Troi:    "You've got it...from all of us."
 1814%    -- Barclay and Troi, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1815%Troi:    "We don't need any more convincing.  Please, obey the captain's
 1815%  orders.  Stop whatever it is you're doing."
 1815%Barclay: "You must trust me."
 1815%Troi:    "How can we trust an officer who doesn't follow orders?"
 1815%Barclay: "Trust me."
 1815%    -- Troi and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1816%"The captain will do everything in his power to stop you."
 1816%    -- Troi, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1817%Barclay: "Commander..."
 1817%LaForge: "What?"
 1817%Barclay: "You're too late."
 1817%    -- Barclay and LaForge, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1818%"Sir, we're going in."
 1818%    -- Worf, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1819%Picard: "Disconnect Mister Barclay from the computer."
 1819%Worf:   "Aye, Captain."
 1819%    -- Picard and Worf, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1820%Barclay: "I want you to know, Lieutenant Worf, that I understand your
 1820%  duty in this matter..."
 1820%Worf:    "Phasers, maximum setting."
 1820%Barclay: "...and that I will in no way take your actions personally."
 1820%    -- Barclay and Worf, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1821%"We are experiencing a quantum-level oscillation delay."
 1821%    -- Data, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1822%"...Electrochemical stimulus response, cranial plate, bipedal
 1822%  locomotion, endoskeletal...contiguous external antigument!  Hmm."
 1822%    -- Cytherian, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1823%Picard:    "I'm Captain Jean-Luc Picard, of the Federation Starship
 1823%  Enterprise."
 1823%Cytherian: "Hierarchical collective command structure!"
 1823%Picard:    "Who are you?"
 1823%Cytherian: "Interrogative!"
 1823%Picard:    "I am 'interrogative', yes!"
 1823%    -- Picard and Cytherian, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1824%Picard:    "And I would appreciate an explantion."
 1824%Barclay:   "I think I can help you with that, Captain."
 1824%Riker:     "Mister Barclay!  I thought it would be fatal if you left the
 1824%  Holodeck."
 1824%Barclay:   "The Cytherians have reintegrated me, sir."
 1824%Cytherian: "'Cytherians', mmm-hmm."
 1824%    -- Picard, Barclay, Riker, and Cytherian, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1825%Picard:    "What do you want of us?"
 1825%Cytherian: "The same as you...as one."
 1825%Picard:    "Mister Barclay..."
 1825%Barclay:   "You're both on the same mission, Captain."
 1825%Picard:    "'Mission'?"
 1825%Barclay:   "Yes, sir.  The Cytherians are exploring the galaxy, just as
 1825%  we are.  The only difference is that they never leave their home.  They
 1825%  bring others here.  Their only wish, an exchange of knowledge.  They
 1825%  want to know us!"
 1825%    -- Picard, Cytherian, and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
 1826%"Captain's Log, Stardate 44721.9.  After ten days in the company of the
 1826%  Cytherians, the Enterprise has been safely returned to Federation space.
 1826%  We bring back knowledge of their race that will take our scholars decades
 1826%  to examine.  Lieutenant Barclay is apparently no worse for his experience."
 1826%    -- Picard, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44721.9
 1827%Troi:    "So how much do you remember?"
 1827%Barclay: "I, I, I remember doing everything.  I just don't remember how
 1827%  or why!"
 1827%    -- Troi and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44721.9
 1828%Troi:    "How do you feel now?"
 1828%Barclay: "Smaller."
 1828%    -- Troi and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44721.9
 1829%LaForge: "Just plain old Barclay, huh?"
 1829%Barclay: "It always seems to come back to that, doesn't it?"
 1829%    -- LaForge and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44721.9
 1830%Troi:    "You know, almost everyone has a moment in their lives when they
 1830%  exceed their own limits, achieve what seems to be impossible."
 1830%LaForge: "The tricky part is what happens afterwards."
 1830%Troi:    "You almost always feel a sense of loss.  But it is possible to
 1830%  carry something of that experience through the rest of your life in ways
 1830%  that you're not even aware of now."
 1830%Barclay: "I, uh, I think I know what you're saying."
 1830%    -- Troi, LaForge, and Barclay, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44721.9
 1831%LaForge: "Either way, Reg, you're an important part of this crew.  In fact,
 1831%  I could really use your help with that Level Three Diagnostic."
 1831%Barclay: "Sure."
 1831%Troi:    "Excuse me, Commander, but um, I believe Mister Barclay and I have
 1831%  a date scheduled, for a walk in the Arboretum?"
 1831%LaForge: "The diagnostic can wait.  I'll see you later."
 1831%    -- -LaForge, Barclay, and Troi, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44721.9
 1832%Barclay: "You really, you really don't have to do that."
 1832%Troi:    "I know."
 1832%    -- Barclay and Troi, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44721.9
 1833%Barclay: "May I?  Checkmate in nine moves."
 1833%Troi:    "I didn't know you played chess."
 1833%Barclay: "I don't."
 1833%    -- Barclay and Troi, "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44721.9
 1834%Q:      "I would've died back then had it not been for you."
 1834%Picard: "We all make mistakes."
 1834%    -- Q and Picard, "Qpid", Stardate 44741.9
 1835%Picard: I've just been paid a visit from Q.
 1835%Riker:  Q? Any idea what he's up to?
 1835%Picard: He wants to do something nice for me.
 1835%Riker:  I'll alert the crew!
 1835%    -- Picard & Riker, "Qpid", Stardate 44741.9
 1836%"Sir, I protest, I am not a merry man!"
 1836%    -- Worf, "Qpid", Stardate 44741.9
 1837%"Counselor, I believe your aim is improving."
 1837%    -- Data, "Qpid", Stardate 44741.9
 1838%"You'd make a wonderful throw-rug"?
 1838%    -- Q [to Worf], "Qpid", Stardate 44741.9
 1839%Guy:    "I am the greatest swordsman in all of Nottingham!"
 1839%Picard: "There's something you should know."
 1839%Guy:    "And what might that be?"
 1839%Picard: "I'm not from Nottingham!"
 1839%    -- Sir Guy of Gisburne and Picard, "Qpid", Stardate 44741.9
 1840%"Honey?  I'm home!"
 1840%    -- Data, "In Theory", Stardate 44932.2
 1841%"You are ten centimenters dilated.  You may now give birth."
 1841%    -- Worf [to Keiko], "Disaster", Stardate 45156.1
 1842%Worf:  "Push, Keiko!  Push, push!"
 1842%Keiko: "I AM PUSHING!!!!"
 1842%    -- Worf and Keiko, "Disaster", Stardate 45156.1
 1843%"You will feel a sharp pain while I remove the placenta."
 1843%    -- Worf [to Keiko], "Disaster", Stardate 45156.1
 1844%Sela: "I really love writing.  Seems I never get to do enough writing in
 1844%  this job."
 1844%Data: "Perhaps you would be happier with another job."
 1844%    -- Sela and Data, "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8
 1845%"I hate Vulcans!  I hate the logic!  I hate the arrogance!"
 1845%    -- Sela, "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8
 1846%"Not bad."
 1846%    -- Spock, "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8
 1847%"I'm talking to the wrong crowd."
 1847%    -- LaForge, "New Ground", Stardate 45376.3
 1848%"Captain's Log, Stardate 45397.3.  Two days ago, Starbase 514 lost contact
 1848%  with the Research Vessel Vico, which was sent to explore the interior of
 1848%  the Black Cluster.  We are en route to investigate."
 1848%    -- Picard, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1849%"Captain's Log, Supplemental.  A young boy, shielded from our initial
 1849%  sensor scans, has been discovered pinned beneath a fallen beam.  The
 1849%  degree of damage to the Vico is making our rescue attempt difficult."
 1849%    -- Picard, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1850%Timothy: "Are you going to lift that?"
 1850%Data:    "Yes."
 1850%    -- Timothy and Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1851%Timothy: "How can you lift something so heavy?"
 1851%Data:    "I am an android.  My strength is many times that of a human."
 1851%    -- Timothy and Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1852%"Captain's Log, Supplemental.  A thorough search of the Vico has revealed
 1852%  no additional survivors.  We have begun the process of counseling and
 1852%  boy with regard to the tragedy."
 1852%    -- Picard, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1853%"You've got your work cut out for you."
 1853%    -- Beverly, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1854%"His world is gone, Data.  You're going to have to help him build a new
 1854%  one."
 1854%    -- Troi, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1855%Data:    "Geordi, as a child, did you ever experience a traumatic event?"
 1855%LaForge: "You're wondering about Timothy?"
 1855%Data:    "Yes."
 1855%LaForge: "I was...caught in a fire once.  I must have been, I don't know,
 1855%  about five, I guess?  It was before I got the first VISOR.  And, it was
 1855%  only a couple of minutes before my parents found me and pulled me out.
 1855%  And nobody got hurt, but...I tell you...that was the longest couple of
 1855%  minutes in my life.  It was a while after that before I could even let
 1855%  my parents get out of earshot.  It was like...I absolutely needed to
 1855%  know that they were there, you know?"
 1855%Data:    "Timothy no longer has that kind of support."
 1855%LaForge: "Yeah."
 1855%    -- Data and LaForge, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1856%"Dara and her brother found themselves in the land of Targus, where the
 1856%  ruler, Eliamos the Magnificent, had proclaimed his law, 'No children
 1856%  will be tolerated within the great kingdom.'  When Dara saw the
 1856%  proclamation she just laughed, and said, 'How magnificent a ruler, to
 1856%  be frightened by the likes of us!'"
 1856%    -- Teacher, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1857%Teacher: "Timothy, we're done with sculpture for now."
 1857%Timothy: "It's not finished."
 1857%Teacher: "We'll come back to it next period.  Why don't you pick up your
 1857%  mythology book and follow along?"
 1857%Timothy: "But it's not finished!"
 1857%    -- Teacher and Timothy, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1858%Timothy: "What do you think?"
 1858%Data:    "Do you wish a frank evaluation?"
 1858%Timothy: [Nods yes]
 1858%Data:    "It lacks the harmony that characterized this particular temple,
 1858%  and the Docharan culture in general."
 1858%    -- Timothy and Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1859%Timothy: "You hate it."
 1859%Data:     "No.  I am not capable of hatred."
 1859%    -- Timothy and Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1860%Timothy: "I can't do anything right."
 1860%Data:    "You are making an unwarranted extrapolation."
 1860%    -- Timothy and Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1861%Data: "I am designed to exceed human capacity, both mentally and physically."
 1861%    -- Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1862%Timothy: "Androids are better than humans?"
 1862%Data:    "'Better' is a highly subjective term.  I do not for example
 1862%  possess the ability to experience emotion as humans do."
 1862%    -- Timothy and Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1863%Timothy: "No emotions?  You mean you can't be happy...or sad?"
 1863%Data:    "That is correct."
 1863%Timothy: "Why not?"
 1863%Data:    "My positronic brain is not capbable of generating those
 1863%  conditions."
 1863%    -- Timothy and Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1864%Timothy: "Data, can we build something else...later?"
 1864%Data:    "That would be acceptable."
 1864%    -- Timothy and Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1865%"'I am designed to exceed human capacity.'  'That is correct.'"
 1865%    -- Timothy, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1866%Troi:    "Hello, Timothy.  Are you ready to go?"
 1866%Timothy: "Yes, Counselor, I am ready."
 1866%Troi:    "How do you feel?"
 1866%Timothy: "I am functioning within estabished parameters."
 1866%    -- Troi and Timothy, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1867%Troi:    "'Established parameters'?  You sound like Data!"
 1867%Timothy: "'I am an android.'"
 1867%Troi:    "I see.  Well, let's go for a walk, shall we?"
 1867%Timothy: "'That would be acceptable.'"
 1867%    -- Troi and Timothy, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1868%Troi:    "So, what would you like?"
 1868%Timothy: "Androids do not eat or drink.  However, we sometimes like to taste
 1868%  things."
 1868%    -- Troi and Timothy, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1869%Troi:    "So, you're no longer human."
 1869%Timothy: "'I am an android.'"
 1869%Troi:    "When did this happen?"
 1869%Timothy: "I've always been an android."
 1869%    -- Troi and Timothy, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1870%Troi:    "What's it like being an android?"
 1870%Timothy: "'I am designed to exceed human capacity, both mentally and
 1870%  physically.'"
 1870%Troi:    "You don't?  No emotion at all?"
 1870%Timothy: "'That is correct.'"
 1870%    -- Troi and Timothy, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1871%"Data, I would like you to make Timothy the best android he can possibly
 1871%  be."
 1871%    -- Picard, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1872%Data:    "Timothy, your head movements are counterproductive.  Can you
 1872%  be still?"
 1872%Timothy: "But you do it."
 1872%Data:    "The servo mechanisms in my neck are designed to approximate human
 1872%  movements.  I did not realize the effect was so distracting."
 1872%Timothy: "I like it."
 1872%    -- Data and Timothy, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1873%Timothy: "Data, are there any other androids in Starfleet?"
 1873%Data:    "No.  I am the only one."
 1873%Timothy: "How come you're not captain?"
 1873%Data:    "My service record does not yet warrant such a position."
 1873%    -- Timothy and Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1874%Timothy: "Data, what's the most scariest thing that ever happened to you?"
 1874%Data:    "Fear is not a quality that I possess."
 1874%Timothy: "Because you're emotionless."
 1874%Data:    "Correct."
 1874%Timothy: "Well, what, what if you, you had a nightmare?"
 1874%Data:    "I have never had a nightmare.  I do not require sleep.  Are
 1874%  you having disturbing dreams?"
 1874%Timothy: "'I do not require sleep.'"
 1874%    -- Timothy and Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1875%Beverly: "Transfer circuits are functioning properly."
 1875%Timothy: "Within established parameters?"
 1875%Beverly: "Absolutely.  Input processing, pattern recognition, all 'within
 1875%  established parameters.'"
 1875%Data and Timothy: "Thank you, Doctor."
 1875%    -- Beverly, Timothy, and Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1876%Data:    "Perhaps you should return to your quarters."
 1876%Timothy: "I'm fine.  'The servo mechanisms in my' mouth 'are designed to
 1876%  appoximate human movements.'"
 1876%    -- Data and Timothy, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1877%Data:    [Practices yawning]
 1877%Timothy: "That is not bad."
 1877%Data:    "Thank you."
 1877%    -- Data and Timothy, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1878%Data:    "Timothy, you understand that you may speak to me about anything
 1878%  you wish...any subject."
 1878%Timothy: "I understand."
 1878%Data:    "At times, I too find it...difficult to share my thoughts with
 1878%  others.  I am not always confident that I am...expressing myself in a
 1878%  manner which humans can comprehend."
 1878%    -- Data and Timothy, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1879%Data: "He laughed."
 1879%Troi: "Yes, it's nice to see, isn't it?"
 1879%Data: "It is certainly not consistent with his android persona."
 1879%Troi: "I'd say that he is beginning the process of letting go of that
 1879%  fantasy."
 1879%Data: "Hmm.  Then my work with him is done."
 1879%Troi: "No, I, I don't think it is, Data."
 1879%    -- Data and Troi, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1880%Timothy: "This is great.  How is yours?"
 1880%Data:    "The complex polysaccharides, in reaction with the carbon dioxide,
 1880%  produces an unusual combination of texture and effervescence."
 1880%Timothy: "But how does it taste?  Is it good?"
 1880%Data:    "I am not capable of tasting in the manner you suggest.  However,
 1880%  I can analyze the composition of a dessert, then make comparative
 1880%  conclusions about its possible effect on the human palatte.  But I
 1880%  neither like it, nor dislike it."
 1880%Timothy: "Oh, I didn't realize that."
 1880%    -- Timothy and Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1881%Data:    "I have often wondered what it must be like to have one's mouth...
 1881%  water in anticipation of the arrival of a confection.  Or to feel the
 1881%  pleasure I have observed in humans as they consume it."
 1881%Timothy: "You sound like you don't want to be an android."
 1881%Data:    "I am an android.  That will never change."
 1881%Timothy: "But if you could change, would you?"
 1881%Data:    "I have often wished to be human.  I have studied people carefully,
 1881%  in order to more closely approximate human behavior."
 1881%Timothy: "Why?  We're stronger and smarter than humans.  We can do more than
 1881%  they can."
 1881%Data:    "I cannot take pride in my abilities.  I cannot take pleasure in my
 1881%  accomplishments."
 1881%Timothy: "But we never have to feel bad either."
 1881%Data:    "I would gladly risk feeling bad at times, if it also meant that I
 1881%  could...taste my dessert."
 1881%    -- Data and Timothy, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1882%Data:    "Timothy, androids do not lie."
 1882%Timothy: "It was...me."
 1882%Data:    "Please explain."
 1882%Timothy: "It was me.  I killed them all."
 1882%    -- Data and Timothy, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1883%Data:  "Sir, drop the shields."
 1883%Riker: "That's suicide, Data."
 1883%Data:  "Captain, *drop* the shields."
 1883%    -- Data and Riker, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1884%Picard: "Make it so."
 1884%    -- Picard, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1885%Troi: "Timothy's a boy feeling a great deal of pain.  But, he is a boy again.
 1885%  Is this difficult for you, Data?"
 1885%Data: "'Difficult'?"
 1885%Troi: "To watch him, moving away from being like you."
 1885%Data: "That would require an emotional context which I cannot provide."
 1885%    -- Troi and Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1886%Data:    "Hello, Timothy."
 1886%Timothy: "Hi, Data.  How are you?"
 1886%Data:    "I am operating within established parameters."
 1886%    -- Data and Timothy, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1887%Timothy: "I, I think that was pretty silly when I had my hair like yours and
 1887%  everything."
 1887%Data:    "I have been told that imitation is the highest form of flattery."
 1887%    -- Timothy and Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1888%Timothy: "Can we still do things together?  Even if I'm not really an
 1888%  android?"
 1888%Data:    "I have many human friends.  I would be pleased to count you among
 1888%  them."
 1888%Timothy: "'That would be...acceptable.'"
 1888%    -- Timothy and Data, "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3
 1889%"Captain's Log, Stardate 45429.3.  While on a mapping survey, we are
 1889%  conveying a delegation of Ullian to Caldra IV.  These telepathic
 1889%  historians conduct their research by retrieving long forgotten memories."
 1889%    -- Picard, "Violations", Stardate 45429.3
 1890%"Perhaps someone else would care to try?"  [To Beverly]  "You, Madam?
 1890%  You're thinking about that first childhood kiss.  Would you like to
 1890%  remember more about it?"
 1890%    -- Tarmin, "Violations", Stardate 45429.3
 1891%Jev:    "Father, you know you're not supposed to probe someone's memory
 1891%  unless they've given you permission."
 1891%Tarmin: "You are right.  But sometimes, with a beautiful woman, I cannot
 1891%  help myself."
 1891%    -- Jev and Tarmin, "Violations", Stardate 45429.3
 1892%LaForge: "How about you, Commander?  Have any memories you feel like digging
 1892%  up?"
 1892%Riker:   "None that I'd care to share with an audience."
 1892%    -- LaForge and Riker, "Violations", Stardate 45429.3
 1893%Data:    "It is perplexing to me that the Ullians' ability to retrieve
 1893%  memory is so highly prized.  If an event were important enough to be
 1893%  recovered, why would it have been forgotten?"
 1893%LaForge: "Well, it's not quite the same for us as it is for you, Data.  You
 1893%  record every second of every moment of your life."
 1893%Data:    "That is correct."
 1893%LaForge: "And then if you want to recall anyone of those moments, you just
 1893%  access the proper memory circuit."
 1893%Data:    "My understanding of the human brain suggests the process is the
 1893%  same for you.  Each memory is encoded in chains of molecules.  If you
 1893%  want to retrieve it you simply access the proper RNA sequence."
 1893%LaForge: "Yeah, that's true."
 1893%Data:    "Then in what way is it different?"
 1893%LaForge: "Sometimes there are memories we just can't access at the spur of
 1893%  the moment.  For instance, I have no recollection of how I'd spent my last
 1893%  birthday.  Birthdays are important occasions, and you would think that I
 1893%  remember how I spent the day.  Right now, I can't even remember...where I
 1893%  was."
 1893%    -- Data and LaForge, "Violations", Stardate 45429.3
 1894%Data:    "Perhaps you remember the pleasant memories and forget the
 1894%  unpleasant ones."
 1894%LaForge: "No, sometimes the bad memories can be the most intense of all."
 1894%Data:    "It would seem there is no predictable pattern to human memory."
 1894%LaForge: "'It would seem'."
 1894%    -- LaForge and Data, "Violations", Stardate 45429.3
 1895%Beverly: "Captain, Mister Tarmin gave us a demonstration of his abilities
 1895%  this afternoon.  It's fascinating.  Perhaps you would like to resurrect
 1895%  some memories?"
 1895%Tarmin:  "I'd be happy to probe your recollections, Captain.  Most people
 1895%  find it an enjoyable experience."
 1895%Picard: "I'm sure.  However, I don't think I would make a particularly good
 1895%  subject."
 1895%Beverly: "I'm sure you'd be ideal.  And, you must have some *intriguing*
 1895%  memories."
 1895%    -- Beverly, Tarmin, and Picard, "Violations", Stardate 45429.3
 1896%Tarmin: "We won't be on your ship for long.  This may be your last chance."
 1896%Picard: [Laughs]  "Yes.  Well..."
 1896%    -- Tarmin and Picard , "Violations", Stardate 45429.3
 1897%Tarmin: "Well you, Mister Worf, I would love to explore Klingon memories."
 1897%Worf:   "Klingons do not allow themselves to be...probed."
 1897%    -- Tarmin and Worf , "Violations", Stardate 45429.3
 1898%"I have rarely encountered such squeamish people!"
 1898%    -- Tarmin , "Violations", Stardate 45429.3
 1899%"It's not easy having an overbearing parent.  Believe me, I know how you
 1899%  feel."
 1899%    -- Troi, "Violations", Stardate 45429.3
 1900%Jev:  "Oh, that's right, you're an empath."
 1900%Troi: "Oh, I can't read Ullians.  But I do know a certain Betazoid mother
 1900%  who is a great deal like your father."
 1900%    -- Jev and Troi, "Violations", Stardate 45429.3
 1901%Troi: "I've learned to remind myself that my mother and I are two separate
 1901%  individuals."
 1901%Jev:  "And have you enjoyed much success with this approach, Counselor?"
 1901%Troi: "No.  But I do keep reminding myself."
 1901%    -- Troi and Jev, "Violations", Stardate 45429.3
 1902%"Deanna, I don't know if you can hear me, I've, I've heard doctors say
 1902%  that even when someone's in a coma, they may be able to hear when people
 1902%  talk to them.  But it might help, to stimulate the brain...speed healing.
 1902%  In fact, I think you did that for me once, when I was in pretty bad shape.
 1902%  I just thought...it might help to hear a friendly voice...even if you
 1902%  don't know you're hearing it.  We've been buzy mapping the sector.  It's
 1902%  been pretty routine.  The most unusual thing we've seen is a binary star
 1902%  system.  Let's see, what else.  I finished the personnel review that we
 1902%  were working on.  You can check it out...when you wake up.  I miss you.
 1902%  Please don't stay away too long."
 1902%    -- Riker, "Violations", Stardate 45430.9
 1903%"I have been accused of putting people to sleep with one too many stories,
 1903%  Captain.  But this is the first time it's ever been suggested that I
 1903%  might be the cause of someone's coma."
 1903%    -- Tarmin, "Violations", Stardate 45431.7
 1904%LaForge: "I spent two hours having a cozy little chat with the computer."
 1904%    -- LaForge, "Violations", Stardate 45431.7
 1905%"It's like waking up from a nightmare and not remembering what it was
 1905%  about."
 1905%    -- Troi, "Violations", Stardate 45431.7
 1906%Tarmin: "We're to be prisoners?"
 1906%Picard: "No, please, don't look on it like that."
 1906%    -- Tarmin and Picard, "Violations", Stardate 45431.7
 1907%"It's a pleasant memory, stay with it."
 1907%    -- Jev, "Violations", Stardate 45431.7
 1908%"My father has never been one to admit that he's wrong."
 1908%    -- Jev, "Violations", Stardate 45433.2
 1909%"So lovely."
 1909%    -- Jev, "Violations", Stardate 45433.2
 1910%"Why do you have to be so nice?  So...so nice."
 1910%    -- Jev, "Violations", Stardate 45433.2
 1911%"It was you.  It was always you!"
 1911%    -- Troi, "Violations", Stardate 45433.2
 1912%"It's been three centuries since we treated anyone for this...this form
 1912%  of rape.  But there are medical records from that era.  It was a time
 1912%  of great violence for my people.  A time we thought we had put far
 1912%  behind us.  That this could happen now...is unimaginable."
 1912%    -- Tarmin, "Violations", Stardate 45435.8
 1913%"Earth was once a violent planet too.  At times, the chaos threatened
 1913%  the very fabric of life, but like you, we evolved.  We found other ways
 1913%  to handle our conflict.  But I think no one can deny that the seed...of
 1913%  violence...remains within each of us.  We must recognize that...because
 1913%  that violence is capable of consuming each of us...as it consumed your
 1913%  son."
 1913%    -- Picard, "Violations", Stardate 45435.8
 1914%Data: "A characteristic response to the Kriskoff Gambit is to counter
 1914%  with the El Mitra Exchange, particularly since I have already taken
 1914%  both of your rooks. By missing that opportunity, you have left your
 1914%  king vulnerable."
 1914%Troi: "We'll see."
 1914%Data: "As you wish, Counselor."
 1914%    -- Data and Troi, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1915%Data: "Intriguing.  You have devised a completely unanticipated response to
 1915%  a classic attack.  You will checkmate my king in seven moves."
 1915%Troi: "Data, chess isn't just a game of plays and gambits.  It's a game of
 1915%  intuition."
 1915%Data: "Hmm."
 1915%    -- Data and Troi, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1916%Kristin: "What do you think?"
 1916%Beverly: "Well, it looks like you tucked when you should've flattened out."
 1916%Kristin: "Something like that."
 1916%    -- Kristin and Beverly, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1917%Beverly: "If I remember correctly, the last time you graced my Sickbay, you
 1917%  were diving off the Cliffs of Heaven on Sumico IV, Holodeck Program Forty
 1917%  Seven C."
 1917%Kristin: "Same thing, only that time I flattened out when I should've tucked."
 1917%Beverly: "Well, as your doctor, I would like to recommend the Emerald Wading
 1917%  Pool on Sirus IV.  A lot safer."
 1917%    -- Beverly and Kristin, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1918%Riker: "The navigators on this ship have been doing flight handling
 1918%  assessments the same way for years, Ensign!"
 1918%Ro:    "And I found a better way."
 1918%    -- Riker and Ro, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1919%Riker: "Do you mind if we discuss changes in procedure before you make them?"
 1919%Ro:    "If I had to come to you in advance and ask you to do it my way--"
 1919%Riker: "I might have said--"
 1919%Ro:    "No."
 1919%Riker: "Yes, maybe."
 1919%    -- Riker and Ro, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1920%Riker: "The point is that I didn't get the chance."
 1920%Ro:    "'The point is', with all due respect, Commander, you are trying to
 1920%  turn me into your idea of the model officer."
 1920%    -- Riker and Ro, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1921%"The rules on this ship do not change just because Ro Laran decides they do."
 1921%    -- Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1922%"What happened?"
 1922%    -- Picard, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1923%"What the hell?"
 1923%    -- LaForge, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1924%Riker:  "I don't know who any of you are."
 1924%Picard: "Neither do I.  I don't...I don't even remember who I am."
 1924%    -- Riker and Picard, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1925%LaForge: "Looks like we're all in the same boat."
 1925%Riker:   "Make that 'the same starship'."
 1925%    -- LaForge and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1926%"Well, it looks like I'm the pilot."
 1926%    -- Ro, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1927%Riker: "This console is tactical configuration."
 1927%Worf:  "Yes, phaser power status, intruder scan, torpedo guidance."
 1927%    -- Riker and Worf, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1928%Riker: "A good chance, this is our ship.  Looks like you're the leader."
 1928%Worf:  "Perhaps we should not jump to conclusions. *I* am decorated as well."
 1928%    -- Riker and Worf, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1929%"Um, Computer, status report."
 1929%    -- Picard, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1930%Ro:    "That rules out our distress signal."
 1930%Riker: "If we even knew where to send it."
 1930%    -- Ro and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1931%"This ship must have a crew."
 1931%    -- Picard, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1932%Worf:    "Bridge to all personnel, select a representative from your group
 1932%  to contact the Bridge and report on your status.  Remain where you are,
 1932%  and stay calm.  Bridge out."
 1932%Kristin: "Well that helps a lot."
 1932%    -- Worf and Kristin, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1933%Beverly: "At least I have an idea of what I'm doing here."
 1933%Kristin: "But, what about me?  I mean I'm a patient in a bathing suit.  That
 1933%  doesn't say much."
 1933%Beverly: "No it doesn't."
 1933%    -- Beverly and Kristin, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1934%Kristin: "Do you have any clothes around here I could borrow?  At least
 1934%  until I figure out where the swimming pool is?"
 1934%    -- Kristin, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1935%Worf:    "I've just completed a survey of our tactical systems.  We are
 1935%  equipped with ten phaser banks, two hundred and fifty photon torpedoes,
 1935%  and a high-capacity shield grid."
 1935%MacDuff: "We're a battleship."
 1935%Worf:    "Yes, it appears so."
 1935%    -- Worf and Commander MacDuff, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1936%Riker: "We should start with the most crucial areas first."
 1936%Ro:    "Main Engineering, Deck Thirty Six, I'm on my way."
 1936%Riker: "Whoa, wait a minute.  We've got to coordinate our efforts here
 1936%  first."
 1936%Ro:    "I just need to *do* something."
 1936%Riker: "Look, I feel the same way, we all do, but if anything's going to
 1936%  get done..."
 1936%Ro:    "I know, I just...it's really an ugly feeling I don't like being so
 1936%  out of control."
 1936%    -- Riker and Ro, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1937%Riker: "We're going to search the ship."
 1937%Worf:  "Very well, *proceed*."
 1937%    -- Riker and Worf, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1938%"It'd be nice if we all had names."
 1938%    -- Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1939%Worf:   "As soon as the ship is operational, we must make it combat-ready."
 1939%Picard: "Well, I would recommend that before we prepare for combat we try
 1939%  to access the ship's logs, find out who we are, what our purpose here
 1939%  might be."
 1939%Worf:   "Well I disagree.  We must first make ourselves ready for battle.
 1939%  *That* is the highest priority."
 1939%    -- Worf and Picard, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1940%Worf:   "Now we are ready."
 1940%Picard: "Question is, for what?"
 1940%    -- Worf and Picard, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1941%MacDuff: "The phasers are operational."
 1941%Worf:    "We now have full tactical control."
 1941%    -- MacDuff and Worf, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1942%Picard: "We should run a full diagnostic on all command systems."
 1942%Worf:   "A 'full diagnostic' would require us to take our systems offline.
 1942%  We would be defenseless."
 1942%Picard: "If we're going to trust *our* lives to these systems, we should be
 1942%  certain that they're not going to fail."
 1942%    -- Picard and Worf, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1943%Worf:    "What have you found, Doctor?"
 1943%Beverly: "Not much.  The brain scans I've run are unusual, but there's no
 1943%  damage to the hypocampus.  That suggests that we still have our long-term
 1943%  memories, but somehow they're being blocked."
 1943%Picard:  "Is it possible to bypass these normal pathways, to get at these
 1943%  memories some other way?"
 1943%Beverly: "That's what I'm hoping.  What I need now is to see some normal
 1943%  brain scans for a comparison.  Is there any chance I can get the crew's
 1943%  medical files?"
 1943%Worf:    "No, we are currently running a full diagnostic.  Computer resources
 1943%  are limited."
 1943%Picard:  "The medical records are our next priority."
 1943%Beverly: "Thank you."
 1943%    -- Worf, Beverly, and Picard, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1944%Ro:    "Well, that's it for the living quarters on this deck.  What's next?"
 1944%Riker: "There's a large room up ahead called Ten Forward."
 1944%Ro:    "Let's go."
 1944%    -- Ro and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1945%Ro:    "So if everything were back to the way it was supposed to be, what
 1945%  do you think you'd be doing now?"
 1945%Riker: "I'd be having more fun than searching this ship, I'd imagine."
 1945%    -- Ro and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1946%Riker: "Well, with that Holodeck we just saw.  I think I could conjure up
 1946%  an interesting program or two."
 1946%Ro:    "Now that's disappointing."
 1946%Riker: "Why?"
 1946%Ro:    "You don't strike me as a man who needs a Holodeck to have a good
 1946%  time."
 1946%    -- Riker and Ro, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1947%Riker: "Have you found out anything that might give us some insight into
 1947%  what happened?"
 1947%Troi:  "Not specifically, but there are two things that seem unusual.  The
 1947%  bartender is an artificial lifeform."
 1947%    -- Riker and Troi, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1948%Riker: "Your memories are gone as well?"
 1948%Data:  "The databanks that identify who I am...are not functioning."
 1948%    -- Riker and Data, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1949%Riker: "You were going to mention something else?"
 1949%Troi:  "I don't know if it means anything, but I seem to have an ability
 1949%  that the others don't.  I have a very strong sense of what other people
 1949%  are feeling.  At times, it's...almost..."
 1949%Riker: "Is something wrong?"
 1949%Troi:  "No.  Just for a moment, you seemed familiar."
 1949%Riker: "You remember me?"
 1949%Troi:  "Not exactly, I, I mean I don't know who you are, but...there's
 1949%  something about you."
 1949%    -- Riker and Troi, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1950%"Commanding Officer, Captain Jean-Luc Picard.  Executive Officer, Commander
 1950%  Keiran MacDuff.  Second Officer, Commander William Riker.  Operations
 1950%  Officer, Lieutenant Commander Data.  Chief Medical Officer, Doctor Beverly
 1950%  Crusher.  Ship's Counselor, Lieutenant Commander DeannaTroi.  Chief
 1950%  Engineer, Lieutenant Commander Geordi LaForge.  Security Chief, Lieutenant
 1950%  Worf.  Helm Officer, Ensign Ro Laran."
 1950%    -- Computer Voice, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1951%Picard:  "Your next priority will be to retrieve any information you can
 1951%  about this ship's mission.  Contact the Operations Officer to assist you."
 1951%LaForge: "Aye, sir."
 1951%Ro:      "He's in Ten Forward, waiting tables."
 1951%    -- Picard, LaForge, and Ro, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1952%Worf:   "Captain...I regret my recent behavior.  I assumed an attitude of
 1952%  authority that was...unwarranted."
 1952%Picard: "Mister Worf, we're all doing the best we can in a difficult
 1952%  situation.  Think nothing more of it."
 1952%Worf:   "Thank you, Captain."
 1952%    -- Worf and Picard, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1953%"This vessel is called the 'Enterprise'.  We are part of an organization
 1953%  called 'The United Federation Of Planets'."
 1953%    -- Data, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1954%Riker: "These are your quarters."
 1954%Troi:  "Thanks for your help.  Come in for a minute?"
 1954%    -- Riker and Troi, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1955%Troi:  "Nothing feels right.  This room, this ship, most of all, this war
 1955%  we're fighting."
 1955%Riker: "I don't imagine war ever feels right."
 1955%    -- Troi and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1956%Riker: "What is it?"
 1956%Troi:  "That same feeling.  *You* seem familiar, you're the only thing
 1956%  that does."
 1956%Riker: "Can you remember anything specific about us?"
 1956%Troi:  "I don't know...  It's, it's more like remembering an emotion,
 1956%  feelings that you're somehow associated with."
 1956%Riker: "I hope they're good feelings."
 1956%Troi:  "Yes they are."
 1956%    -- Riker and Troi, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1957%Ro:    "Hi."
 1957%Riker: "I know I didn't get the wrong room."
 1957%Ro:    "I just didn't like the way my quarters were decorated.  Besides,
 1957%  I have this funny feeling that maybe I spend most of my off hours here."
 1957%Riker: "Really."
 1957%    -- Ro and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1958%Ro:    "For all we know, you and I could be married."
 1958%Riker: "'For all we know', you and I could hate each other."
 1958%    -- Ro and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1959%"Sort of exciting, isn't it?  You just don't know?"
 1959%    -- Ro, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1960%Riker: "We might regret this."
 1960%Ro:    "Regret *what*?  Aren't you being a little presumptuous?"
 1960%    -- Riker and Ro, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1961%Ro:    "Like I said, I just didn't like the way my quarters were decorated."
 1961%Riker: "Then maybe we should switch quarters."
 1961%Ro:    "Maybe we should stay right here and see what happens."
 1961%    -- Ro and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1962%Riker: "What if I snore in my sleep?"
 1962%Ro:    "What makes you think you're going to *get* any sleep?"
 1962%    -- Riker and Ro, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1963%Picard: "Tactical analysis, Mister Data."
 1963%Data:   "The destroyer has minimal shields.  Their disrupter capacity
 1963%  appears to be only two-point-one megajules."
 1963%Riker:  "They're no match for the Enterprise."
 1963%    -- Picard, Data, and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1964%"Doctor, the success of this mission would be much more *likely* if we
 1964%  could get our memories back."
 1964%    -- Picard, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1965%"You must have been one hell of a bartender."
 1965%    -- LaForge, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1966%"Well it's too bad there aren't more of you around.  We could certainly
 1966%  use the help."
 1966%    -- LaForge [to Data], "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1967%LaForge: "I wonder why you're the only one [android] on board?"
 1967%Data:    "I have expended considerable thought with respect to my apparent
 1967%  uniqueness among the crew."
 1967%LaForge: "Any conclusions?"
 1967%Data:    "Several possibilities suggest themselves.  I may represent an
 1967%  entire *race* of artificial lifeforms.  If so there may be a home planet
 1967%  for others of my kind, a shared history and a culture of which I am not
 1967%  presently aware."
 1967%LaForge: "Then again, you could've been built just for this ship."
 1967%Data:    "I have considered that possibility as well.  It may also be the
 1967%  case that every starship in the Federation is equipped with an artificial
 1967%  lifeform such as myself."
 1967%LaForge: "Hmm.  If that's true, maybe you all look alike.  A standard-issue
 1967%  android, hard to construct, so only one allowed per vessel."
 1967%    -- LaForge and Data, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1968%"There is another possibility.  Perhaps my origin is unique.  In that case
 1968%  I am alone."
 1968%    -- Data, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1969%Troi:  "I'm restless.  Mind if I visit for a while?"
 1969%Riker: "Please."
 1969%    -- Troi and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1970%Riker: "What's wrong?"
 1970%Troi:  "Everything.  Every time I think about this war, our mission, I
 1970%  feel a sense of panic like a hand is closing around my throat."
 1970%Riker: "You're never going to feel good about this war, none of us will.
 1970%  But we've got to complete our mission."
 1970%    -- Riker and Troi, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1971%Riker: "I've been doing a little research.  Trying to find out more about
 1971%  William T. Riker."
 1971%Troi:  "What have you discovered?"
 1971%Riker: "He's a musician, for one thing."  [Plays trombone]
 1971%Troi:  "Very impressive."
 1971%Riker: "No one was more surprised than I."
 1971%    -- Riker and Troi, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1972%Troi:  "So what else has your research uncovered about William Riker?"
 1972%Riker: "Exactly medically inclined, loves to climb mountains, is from
 1972%  somewhere called 'Alaska', enjoys exotic food, and takes his vacations
 1972%  on a planet called 'Risa'."
 1972%    -- Troi and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1973%Troi:  "_Ode To Psyche_ by John Keats."
 1973%Riker: "Open it."
 1973%Troi:  "'To Will.  All my love, Deanna.'"
 1973%Riker: "That may explain some of the familiar feelings we have."
 1973%    -- Troi and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1974%"I don't know what to think."
 1974%    -- Troi, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1975%Ro:   "Counselor?"
 1975%Troi: "Ensign."
 1975%    -- Ro and Troi, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1976%Troi:  "I was just visiting, uh...  We'll talk again soon, Commander."
 1976%Riker: "Of course.  Thank you, Counselor."
 1976%Ro:    "Bye."
 1976%    -- Troi, Riker, and Ro, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1977%Ro:    "And what was all of that about?"
 1977%Riker: "Oh, we were just discussing the...situation we're all in."
 1977%Ro:    "Mmm, good.  Because I have a feeling that I used to be the
 1977%  jealous type."
 1977%    -- Ro and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1978%Beverly: "Do you remember anything more about yourself?"
 1978%MacDuff: "No, I'm sorry, Doctor."
 1978%Beverly: "Back to square one."
 1978%    -- Beverly and MacDuff, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1979%Picard:  "I find myself having grave concerns about our mission."
 1979%MacDuff: "'Concerns' as, as to its success?"
 1979%Picard:  "No, no, no, more fundamental doubts.  Whether or not it can be
 1979%  *justified*."
 1979%MacDuff: "I have been asking myself the same thing.  I'm sure our superiors
 1979%  feel their orders are justified."
 1979%Picard:  "Orders we can't even *verify*."
 1979%MacDuff: "Orders we can't *ignore*."
 1979%    -- Picard and Commander MacDuff, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1980%"But I can't also ignore that we greatly outclassed the *one* enemy
 1980%  vessel we encountered.  And every single possible shred of information
 1980%  which might shed some light on this situation has been conveniently
 1980%  eliminated!  I feel...as though I have been handed a weapon, sent into
 1980%  a room, and told to shoot a stranger.  Well I need some moral context
 1980%  to jusify that action."
 1980%    -- Picard, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1981%"I'm not content simply to obey orders."
 1981%    -- Picard, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1982%Picard:  "I need to know that what I am doing is *right*."
 1982%MacDuff: "So do I.  I'd feel a lot better if all the questions were
 1982%  answered.  And if you want to abandon our mission until our memories
 1982%  return that's your choice, but I must ask you...is it right to risk
 1982%  prolonging this war?  To allow the needless deaths of thousands on
 1982%  both sides...solely on the basis of our moral discomfort?"
 1982%    -- Picard and Commander MacDuff, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1983%MacDuff: "Memory or no, it seems clear that you and I were born for
 1983%  battle...more so than the others."
 1983%Worf:    "I thought this as well."
 1983%MacDuff: "It's conceivable that that is the very reason why we have been
 1983%  assigned to this vessel."
 1983%    -- Commander MacDuff and Worf, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1984%"The Enterprise has science officers, medical specialists, engineers.
 1984%  Our captain is undoubtedly an *accomplished* diplomat.  But we...we
 1984%  are the warriors.  There are times for diplomacy, this is not one of
 1984%  them."
 1984%    -- Commander MacDuff, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1985%"Red alert, battle stations."
 1985%    -- Picard, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1986%Picard: "Bring us to an attack posture, Mister Worf."
 1986%Worf:   "Aye, sir."
 1986%    -- Picard and Worf, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1987%Picard: "Tactical analysis, Mister Data."
 1987%Data:   "The pods are equipped with fusion-generated pulse lasers and
 1987%  minimal shielding."
 1987%Riker:  "Not much power there."
 1987%    -- Picard, Data, and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1988%MacDuff: "Approaching Central Command."
 1988%Picard:  "Mister Data, scan for defenses."
 1988%Data:    "I am picking up no vessels, no additional sentry pods."
 1988%    -- Commander MacDuff, Picard, and Data, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1989%Picard: "What are the defensive capabilities of the Central Command?"
 1989%Data:   "Armaments consist of four laser cannons and thirty nine
 1989%  cobalt-fusion warheads with magnetic propulsion.  Defensive shield
 1989%  output is four point three kilojules."
 1989%Riker:  "One photon torpedo ought to do it."
 1989%    -- Picard, Data, and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1990%Troi:    "Data, how many people on that station?"
 1990%Data:    "Fifteen thousand, three hundred eleven."
 1990%MacDuff: "We're within range, Captain."
 1990%Picard:  "Standby."
 1990%MacDuff: "Waiting on your orders, sir."
 1990%Troi:    "Captain, this isn't right."
 1990%MacDuff: "The rest of our forces are depending on us."
 1990%    -- Troi, Data, Commander MacDuff, & Picard, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1991%"How could our mortal enemy be over one-hundred years behind us in
 1991%  weapons technology?"
 1991%    -- Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1992%"Their battleships will be on their way right now.  We must attack!"
 1992%    -- Commander MacDuff, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1993%"I do not fire on defenseless people."
 1993%    -- Picard, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1994%Picard:  "Mister Worf, open a channel to the Lysians."
 1994%MacDuff: "Belay that order!  There's something wrong with the captain, I'm
 1994%  taking command of this vessel!  Fire all weapons!"
 1994%    -- Picard and Commander MacDuff, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1995%Picard: "One photon torpedo would've ended their war."
 1995%Riker:  "It almost did."
 1995%    -- Picard and Riker, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1996%Riker: "Well, I'm glad that I ran into the, the two of you.  When you
 1996%  have no memory of who you are, or who anybody else is, you find yourself
 1996%  in a hairy--"
 1996%Ro:    "The counselor tells me that at times like that, we might do the
 1996%  things that we've always wanted to do."
 1996%Riker: "She said that?"
 1996%Troi:  "It's psychologically valid."
 1996%    -- Riker, Ro, and Troi, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1997%"Commander, don't worry about it.  But as far as I'm concerned, you and I
 1997%  have shared something that we will treasure forever."
 1997%    -- Ro [to Riker], "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1998%Riker: "Well, I'm a little confused."
 1998%Troi:  "Well, if you're still confused tomorrow, you know where my
 1998%  office is."
 1998%    -- Riker and Troi, "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
 1999%Hugh:   "Locutus..."
 1999%Picard: "Yes, I am Locutus of Borg."
 1999%    -- Hugh and Picard, "I, Borg", Stardate 45854.2
 2000%Hugh:   "Why are you here?"
 2000%Picard: "This is a primitive culture.  I am here to facilitate its
 2000%  incorporation.  Identify yourself."
 2000%Hugh:   "Hugh."
 2000%Picard: "Identify yourself!"
 2000%Hugh:   "We are Hugh."
 2000%Picard: "This is not a Borg identification."
 2000%Hugh:   "Third Of Five."
 2000%    -- Hugh and Picard, "I, Borg", Stardate 45854.2
 2001%Picard: "This culture will be assimiliated."
 2001%Hugh:   "They do not wish it."
 2001%Picard: "Irrelevant."
 2001%Hugh:   "They will resist us.
 2001%Picard: "Resistance is futile.
 2001%Hugh:   "Resistance is *not* futile.  Some have escaped."
 2001%Picard: "They will be found.  It is inevitable.  All will be assimilated.".
 2001%Hugh:   "Must Geordi be assimilated?"
 2001%Picard: "Yes."
 2001%Hugh:   "He does not wish it.  He would rather die than be assimilated."
 2001%Picard: "Then he will die."
 2001%Hugh:   "No, Geordi must not die.  Geordi is a friend."
 2001%    -- Picard and Hugh, "I, Borg", Stardate 45854.2
 2002%Picard: "You will assist us to assimilate this vessel.  You are Borg.
 2002%  You will assist us."
 2002%Hugh:   "I will not."
 2002%Picard: "What did you say?"
 2002%Hugh:   "I will not assist you."
 2002%Picard: "I"?
 2002%Hugh:   "Geordi must not be assimiliated."
 2002%Picard: "But you are Borg."
 2002%Hugh:   "No.  I am Hugh."
 2002%    -- Picard and Hugh, "I, Borg", Stardate 45854.2
 2003%"I'm here to relieve you of command of the  Enterprise."
 2003%    -- Vice Admiral Nechayev, "Chain of Command, Part I", Stardate 46357.4
 2004%"By the way...I prefer a certain formality on the bridge.  I'd
 2004%  appreciate it if you wore a standard uniform while on duty."
 2004%    -- Capt. Edward Jellico, "Chain of Command, Part I", Stardate 46357.4
 2005%"And forgive me for being blunt, but the Enterprise is mine now."
 2005%    -- Capt. Edward Jellico, "Chain of Command, Part I", Stardate 46357.4
 2006%Beverly: "You're not afraid of *bats*, are you, Worf?"
 2006%Worf:    "Of course not."
 2006%    -- Beverly and Worf, "Chain of Command, Part I", Stardate 46357.4
 2007%Worf:    "You're not afraid of *heights*, are you, doctor?"
 2007%Beverly: "Of course not."
 2007%    -- Worf and Beverly, "Chain of Command, Part I", Stardate 46357.4
 2008%Riker: "I'll say this for him; he's sure of himself."
 2008%Troi   "No.  He's not."
 2008%    -- Riker and Troi, "Chain of Command, Part I", Stardate 46357.4
 2009%Lemec:   "Where is Captain Picard?"
 2009%Jellico: "Reassigned."
 2009%Lemec:   "Well, I hope his new assignment is not too dangerous.  It would
 2009%  be a shame if something were to happen to such a...such a *noted* officer."
 2009%Jellico: "Yes.  It would."
 2009%    -- Gul Lemec & Capt Jellico, "Chain of Command, Part I", Stardate 46357.4
 2010%"It's a trap.  Come on!"
 2010%    -- Picard, "Chain of Command, Part I", Stardate 46357.4
 2011%Madred: "A challenge.  You should prove an interesting challenge --
 2011%   possibly the most interesting to come through that door in many years."
 2011%Picard: "What do you want?"
 2011%Madred: "Why, you, of course.  Picard.  Jean-Luc.  Serial number SP, dash,
 2011%  937, dash, 215.  Son of Maurice and Yvette Picard.  Born in Navarre,
 2011%  France.  Formerly captain of the Stargazer, where you conducted
 2011%  extensive studies on theta-band carrier waves."
 2011%Picard: [stares at Madred in astonishment]
 2011%Madred: "Don't look so surprised.  How could we have designed a lure for
 2011%  the captain of the Federation flagship unless we knew something about
 2011%  his background?"
 2011%Picard: "So you concocted an elaborate ruse to bring me here.  Why?"
 2011%Madred: "In this room, you do not ask the questions.  I ask them;
 2011%  you answer.  If I am not satisfied with your answers, you will die."
 2011%    -- Gull Madred and Picard, "Chain of Command, Part I", Stardate 46357.4
 2012%"He's _gone_.  I'm sorry, Will, but you're going to have to accept that."
 2012%    -- Captain Jellico, "Chain of Command, Part II", Stardate 46360.8
 2013%Jellico: "Are you questioning my judgement, Commander?"
 2013%Riker:   "As first officer, it is my responsibility to point out any
 2013%  actions that may be *mistakes* by a commanding officer, _sir_!"
 2013%Jellico:  "Then maybe, it's time you found other responsibilities.
 2013%  You're relieved; don't make me confine you to quarters as well."
 2013%    -- Captain Jellico & Riker, "Chain of Command, Part II", Stardate 46360.8
 2014%"Her belly may be full, but her spirit will be empty."
 2014%    -- Picard, "Chain of Command, Part II", Stardate 46360.8
 2015%Madred: "What do you mean?"
 2015%Picard: "Torture has never been a reliable means of extracting
 2015%  information.  It is ultimately self-defeating as a means of control.
 2015%  One wonders why it is still practiced."
 2015%Madred: "I fail to see where this analysis is leading."
 2015%Picard: "Whenever I look at you now, I won't see a powerful Cardassian
 2015%  warrior.  I will see a six-year old boy who is powerless to protect
 2015%  himself."
 2015%Madred: "Be quiet!"
 2015%Picard: "In spite of all you have done to me, I find you a pitiable man."
 2015%Madred: "Picard, stop it --or I will turn this on and leave you in agony
 2015%  all night."
 2015%Picard: "Ha!  You called me Picard."
 2015%Madred: "What are the Federation's defense plans for Minos Korva?"
 2015%Picard: "There are four lights!"
 2015%Madred: "There are _five_ lights!  How many do you see now?"
 2015%Picard: "You are six years old!  Weak and helpless!  You cannot hurt me!"
 2015%    -- Gul Madred and Picard, "Chain of Command, Part II", Stardate 46360.8
 2016%"I'm not going to argue with you, Gul Madred.  Every one of your ships
 2016%  has a mine on its belly, my finger's on the button, and you're in a
 2016%  _very_ bad position."
 2016%    -- Captian Jillico, "Chain of Command, Part II", Stardate 46360.8
 2017%Madred: "It's up to you.  A life of ease and reflection and intellectual
 2017%  challenge ... or this."
 2017%Picard: "What must I do?"
 2017%Madred: "Nothing, really. Tell me ... how many lights you see. How many?"
 2017%    -- Gul Madred and Picard, "Chain of Command, Part II", Stardate 46360.8
 2018%Picard: "What I didn't put in the report was that, at the end, he gave
 2018%  me a choice between a life of comfort, or more torture.  All I had to
 2018%  do was say that I could see five lights when in fact there were only
 2018%  four."
 2018%Troi:   "You didn't say it."
 2018%Picard: "No.  No.  But I was going to.  I would have said anything.  But
 2018%  more than that, I believed that I _could see_ five lights..."
 2018%    -- Picard and Troi, "Chain of Command, Part II", Stardate 46360.8
 2019%Riker:  "You will be carefull, sir?"
 2019%Picard: "Oh, cluck, cluck, cluck, Nuber One."
 2019%Riker:  "Sir?"
 2019%Picard: "You're being a mother hen."
 2019%    -- Riker and Picard, "Loud as a Whisper", Stardate 42477.2
 2020%"I...am alive!"
 2020%    -- Moriarty, "Ship in a Bottle", Stardate 46424.1
 2021%"Cogito ergo sum.  I think. Therefore, I am."
 2021%    -- Moriarty, "Ship in a Bottle", Stardate 46424.1
 2022%"Your vessel, for instance, what sea does it sail?  Might we go
 2022%  above deck?"
 2022%    -- Moriarty, "Ship in a Bottle", Stardate 46424.1
 2023%"I'm afraid I had no choice but to take control of your vessel."
 2023%    -- Moriarty, "Ship in a Bottle", Stardate 46424.1
 2024%"Captain, I have determined how Moriarty was able to leave the
 2024%  holodeck.  He never did.  Neither did we.  None of this is real.
 2024%  It is all a simulation.  We are still on the holodeck.
 2024%    -- Data, "Ship in a Bottle", Stardate 46424.1
 2025%"Computer, end program!"
 2025%    -- Barkley, "Ship in a Bottle", Stardate 46424.1
 2026%"Policemen.  I'd recognize them in any century."
 2026%    -- Moriarty, "Ship in a Bottle", Stardate 46424.1
 2027%"Just because our transporters are real doesn't mean they're gonna work."
 2027%    -- Geordi, "Ship in a Bottle", Stardate 46424.1
 2028%"Evidence...so you are making an accusation.  The Klingon Empire will not
 2028%  stand for these kinds of lies!"
 2028%    -- Klingon Governor Torac, "Aquiel", Stardate 46461.3
 2029%"I'll investigate this further Picard.  You need not bother Gowron with
 2029%  this matter."
 2029%    -- Klingon Governor Torac, "Aquiel", Stardate 46461.3
 2030%"Have the courage to admit your mistake!"
 2030%    -- Worf, "Aquiel", Stardate 46461.3
 2031%"Your only chance to get off this ship alive is to do as I say."
 2031%    -- Romulan Subcommander N'Vek, "Face of the Enemy", Stardate 46519.1
 2032%"Are ;you getting squirmish now, just because things are getting a
 2032%  little more dangerous?"
 2032%    -- Troy, "Face of the Enemy", Stardate 46519.1
 2033%"Now commander, watch and learn."
 2033%    -- Troy, "Face of the Enemy", Stardate 46519.1
 2034%"Welcome to the afterlife, Jean Luc.  You're dead!"
 2034%    -- Q, "Tapestry", Stardate Unknown
 2035%"You're dead, this is the afterlife, and I'm God."
 2035%    -- Q, "Tapestry", Stardate Unknown
 2036%"Blasphemy!  You're lucky I don't cast you out or smite you or something."
 2036%    -- Q, "Tapestry", Stardate Unknown
 2037%"I refuse to beleive that the afterlife is run by you [Q].  The
 2037%  universe is not so badly designed."
 2037%    -- Picard, "Tapestry", Stardate Unknown
 2038%[To Picard]
 2038%"You're *NOT* THAT *IMPORTANT*!"
 2038%    -- Q, "Tapestry", Stardate Unknown
 2039%"If it was Q, I owe him a debt of gratitude."
 2039%    -- Picard, "Tapestry", Stardate Unknown
 2040%"No man should know where his dreams come from!  It spoils the mystery,
 2040%  the *fun*."
 2040%    -- Dr. Soong [to Data], Birthright Part I, Stardate 46578.4
 2041%"I'm proud of you, son; I wasn't sure you'd ever develop the cognitive
 2041%  abilities to make it this far.  But if you're _here_ -- if you can
 2041%  _see_ me -- you've crossed over the threshold of being a collection
 2041%  of circuits and subprocessors, and have started a wonderful journey."
 2041%    -- Dr. Soong [to Data], Birthright Part I, Stardate 46578.4
 2042%"I knew your father well, Worf -- and I remember you.  A boy, barely
 2042%  able to lift a batlekh.  Once, your father insisted that we take you
 2042%  on the ritual hunt.  You were so eager, you tried to take the beast
 2042%  with your bare hands.  It mauled your arm."
 2042%    -- L'Kor, Birthright Part I, Stardate 46578.4
 2043%"I'll see you in 500 years, Picard."
 2043%    -- Guinan, "Time's Arrow pt II", Stardate 46001.3
 2044%"Counselor Troi has altered her appearance."
 2044%    -- Data, "Man of the People", Stardate 46071.6
 2045%"I want to see my father now!  NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!"
 2045%    -- Picard [as a child], "Rascals", Stardate 46235.7
 2046%"Thank you number one...uh, he's my number one dad!"
 2046%    -- Picard [as a child], "Rascals", Stardate 46235.7
 2047%"If his words hold wisdom and his philosophy is honorable, what does it
 2047%  matter if he returns.  What is important is that we follow his teachings.
 2047%  Perhaps the words are more important than the man."
 2047%    -- Worf(?) [about Kahless], "Rightful Heir", Stardate 46852.2
 2048%"Counselor, this is not simply a case of me taking the Enterprise and its
 2048%  crew on some wild goose  chase to purge myself of guilt and remorse!  I will
 2048%  not let Galen's death be in vain.  Now, if that means inconveniencing a few
 2048%  quabbling delegates for a  few days, then _so be it_; I will take the full
 2048%  responsibility."
 2048%    -- Picard, "The Chase", Stardate 46731.5
 2049%"You're wondering who we are ... why we have done this ... how it has come
 2049%  that I stand before you, the image of a being from so long ago.  Life evolved
 2049%  on my planet before all others in this part of the galaxy.  We left our
 2049%  world, explored the stars, and found none like ourselves.  Our civilization
 2049%  thrived for ages -- but what is the life of one race, compared to the vast
 2049%  stretches of cosmic time?  We knew that one day we would be gone, and nothing
 2049%  of us would survive -- so we left _you_.  Our scientists seeded the
 2049%  primordial oceans of many worlds, where life was in its infancy.  The seed
 2049%  codes directed your evolution toward a physical form resembling ours:  this
 2049%  body you see before you, which is of course shaped as yours is shaped, for
 2049%  you _are_ the end result.  The seed codes also contain this message, which is
 2049%  scattered in fragments on many different worlds.  It was our hope that you
 2049%  would have to come together in fellowship and companionship to hear this
 2049%  message -- and if you can see and hear me, our hope has been fulfilled.  You
 2049%  are a monument, not to our greatness, but to our existence.  That was our
 2049%  wish:  that you too would know life, and would keep alive our memory.  There
 2049%  is something of us in each of you, and so, something of you in each other.
 2049%  Remember us."
 2049%    -- Humanoid Progenitor, "The Chase", Stardate 46731.5
 2050%Romulan: "Captain, my ships are leaving orbit for Romulan space.  Until our
 2050%  next encounter..."
 2050%Picard:  "Until then."
 2050%Romulan: "It would seem that we are not completely dissimilar after all -- in
 2050%  our hopes, or in our fears."
 2050%Picard:  "Yes..."
 2050%Romulan: "Well, then -- perhaps, one day..."
 2050%Picard:  "One day."
 2050%    -- Romulan Commandar and Picard, "The Chase", Stardate 46731.5
 2051%"If she  weren't dead, I would kill her!"
 2051%    -- Klingon Commandar Nu'Daq, "The Chase", Stardate 46731.5
 2052%Riker:  "You've told me what to eat and what to think and what to say --
 2052%  and then, when I show a glimmer of independent thought, you strap me
 2052%own, you inject me with drugs and you call it a treatment!"
 2052%Doctor: "You're becoming agitated."
 2052%Riker:  ""You bet I'm agitated.  I may be surrounded by insanity, but I
 2052%  am not insane!"
 2052%    -- Riker and a doctor, "Frame of Mind", Stardate 46778.1
 2053%"I can see we have a _lot_ of work to do."
 2053%    -- Dr. Syrus, "Frame of Mind", Stardate 46778.1
 2054%"You're making excellent progress."
 2054%    -- Dr. Syrus, "Frame of Mind", Stardate 46778.1
 2055%"Perhaps you need another treatment."
 2055%    -- Dr. Syrus, "Frame of Mind", Stardate 46778.1
 2056%"Don't let them tell you you're crazy."
 2056%    -- inmate in asylum, "Frame of Mind", Stardate 46778.1
 2057%"Help me!  Help ...me ..."
 2057%    -- Riker, "Frame of Mind", Stardate 46778.1
 2058%"There's still a great deal of you that believes you're on a starship."
 2058%    -- Dr. Syrus, "Frame of Mind", Stardate 46778.1
 2059%"You're still with us, on the Enterprise."
 2059%    -- Troi, "Frame of Mind", Stardate 46778.1
 2060%Picard: "What if it isn't a fantasy?  Are you willing to kill to
 2060%  take that chance?"
 2060%Riker:  "You're right, I'm not.  But--" [turns phaser on himself]
 2060%  "I'm going to find out what's real and what's not."
 2060%    -- Picard and Riker, "Frame of Mind", Stardate 46778.1
 2061%"None of this is real!"
 2061%    -- Riker, "Frame of Mind", Stardate 46778.1
 2062%"I don't play tennis.  Never have."
 2062%    -- Guinan, "Suspicions", Stardate 46830.1
 2063%"All of a sudden there's this hissing ball of fur coming at my face..."
 2063%    -- Riker [referring to Data's cat, Spot], "Timescape", Stardate
 2064%Riker: "Where's that cat of yours?"
 2064%Data:  "Spot is sleeping.  Why do you ask?"
 2064%Riker: "No reason."
 2064%    -- Riker and Data, "Timescape", Stardate
 2065%"It's going to take a little time to explain, Number One..."
 2065%    -- Picard, "Timescape", Stardate
 2066%"Not the apple story again."
 2066%    -- Stephen Hawking [to Sir Isaac Newton], "Descent", Stardate 46982.1
 2067%"Your priority is to safeguard the lives of Federation citizens, not to
 2067%  wrestle with your conscience."
 2067%    -- Admiral Nechayev, "Descent", Stardate 46982.1
 2068%"We do not assimilate inferior biological organisms -- we destroy them."
 2068%    -- Crosis the Borg, "Descent", Stardate 46982.1
 2069%"What if those [anger, etc.] are the only emotions I am capable of
 2069%  experiencing?  Would that not make me a bad person?"
 2069%    -- Data, "Descent", Stardate 46982.1
 2070%"I have to beleive, if you ever reach your goal of becoming human, you
 2070%  won't become a bad one."
 2070%    -- Troi [to Data], "Descent", Stardate 46982.1
 2071%"That could be anything." [refering to Geordi's technobable description]
 2071%    -- Picard, "Descent", Stardate 46982.1
 2072%Data:   "It... would be unethical to take pleasure in another being's
 2072%  death."
 2072%Crosis: "You didn't answer my question.  Did it feel good to kill?"
 2072%Data:   "... Yes."
 2072%    -- Data and Crosis the Borg, "Descent", Stardate 46982.1
 2073%"If it is unethical to take pleasure from another being's death, you
 2073%  must be a very unethical person."
 2073%    -- Cerosis [to Data], "Descent", Stardate 46982.1
 2074%Crosis: "Data, do you have a friend?"
 2074%Data:   "Yes, his name is Geordi."
 2074%Crosis: "If it meant that you could feel emotions again the way you did
 2074%  on Oniaka three, would you kill your friend?  Would you kill Geordi?"
 2074%Data:   "Yes.  Yes I would."
 2074%    -- Crosis and Data, "Descent", Stardate 46982.1
 2075%"The sons of Soong have joined together -- and together, we will destroy
 2075%  the Federation."
 2075%    -- Lore, "Descent", Stardate 46982.1
 2076%"The age of biological life-forms is coming to an end.  You, Picard, and
 2076%  those like you -- are obsolete."
 2076%    -- Lore, "Descent, Part II", Stardate
 2077% "Why are you here, Commander Riker?  Hasn't the crew of the Enterprise
 2077%  done enough damage already?"
 2077%    -- Hugh, "Descent, Part II", Stardate
 2078%Data: "Lore, I must deactivate you now."
 2078%Lore: "Without me, you will never feel emotion again."
 2078%Data: "I know -- but you leave me no other choice."
 2078%[Data begins deactivating Lore]
 2078%Lore: "I ... *love* you ... brother."
 2078%Data: "Goodbye, Lore."
 2078%    -- Data and Lore, "Descent, Part II", Stardate
 2079%"My favorite Star Trek With Jean-Luc episode is the one where some alien
 2079%  kills another in the first five minutes and then the crew debates for the
 2079%  next 55 minutes about what to do.  My favorite Star Trek With Captain Kirk
 2079%  is the same as anyone else's, the one where Kirk, overacting, falls in
 2079%  love with a beautiful alien babe, which Spock calls illogical, and where a
 2079%  bunch of security guys die.  You know the one?"
 2079%    -- A Friend.