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1990-11-19
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#include <stdio.h>
main()
{
sleep(60);
printf("\x1b");
printf("FAnybody out there?\r");
sleep(60);
printf("\x1b");
printf ("FOuch! Stop typing so hard!\r");
sleep(60);
printf("\x1b");
printf("FHey, what's the matter with you?\r");
sleep(60);
printf("\x1b");
printf("FAhh, your mother was a Sinclair.\r");
sleep(60);
printf("\x1b");
printf("FEver get ticked off during multitasking?\r");
sleep(60);
printf("\x1b");
printf("FAnything IBM can do, I can do faster!\r");
sleep(60);
printf("\x1b");
printf("FWhen I grow up, I'm gonna be a 68040.\r");
sleep(60);
printf("\x1b");
printf("FGee, can't you do anything more interesting?\r");
sleep(60);
printf("\x1b");
printf("FYou're not doing WORK on me, are you?\r");
sleep (60);
printf("\x1b");
printf("FSay, could you get me something to drink?\r");
sleep(60);
printf("\x1b");
printf("FAAAUUGGHH!!! I thought I saw an Intel chip!\r");
sleep(60);
printf("\x1b");
printf("FPark Disk Before Shut-Down !!!\r");
}