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- August 1989 "BASIS", newsletter of the Bay Area Skeptics
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- Bay Area Skeptics Information Sheet
- Vol. 8, No. 8
- Editor: Kent Harker
-
-
-
- MARS HIDES FACE IN SHAME
- by David Morrison
-
- [Dr. David Morrison, a CSICOP Fellow, heads the Space Science
- Division at NASA Ames Research Center in California.
-
- As part of the team that planned and directed exploration of Mars,
- he is eminently qualified to comment on the results of those
- explorations. The October 1988 issue of "BASIS" carried an analysis
- by John Hewitt of the of the work conducted by a group called the
- Mars Project. This group believes that in one of the images sent
- from the Viking Orbiter there is a "face" of non-natural origin.
- Our February 1989 issue featured a rebuttal by Roger Keeling, a
- board member of the Mars Project, in which he heavily attacked the
- "most" part of Hewitt's assertion that "Most scientists state
- flatly that there is `absolutely no evidence'. . . ."
-
- Dr. Morrison is part of that "most," and he is probably in the best
- position to speak for most.]
-
- Roger Keeling's rebuttal to John Hewitt's article on the Face on
- Mars adds little but confusion to an already clouded issue. He
- begins by attacking "appeals to nameless authority" by those who
- believe the face to be a natural feature. In so doing Keeling
- demonstrates a fundamental misunderstanding of the scientific
- process.
-
- Science generally progresses because it is self-correcting, and
- this self correction depends on the open criticism of ideas among
- the experts in a particular discipline -- in this case, the
- discipline of Martian geology. The informed opinions of planetary
- geologists who are familiar with Mars is the best indication
- available to all of the rest of us of the technical plausibility
- of the assertions of Hoagland et al. concerning an unnatural origin
- for the Face. The judgments of experts on Martian geology are an
- essential starting point for any analysis of the Viking images.
-
- I can personally attest to the truth of Hewitt's assertion that
- this group (including the one Martian expert mentioned by Keeling,
- Dr. Chris McKay of NASA Ames Research Center) is clearly of the
- opinion that "there is nothing whatever artificial about the Face."
-
- I know this from many discussions with planetary scientists both
- before and after the publication in "Skeptical Inquirer" of my
- review of Hoagland's and Pozos's books. Some of these discussions
- were as recent as the International Mars Conference held in Tucson
- this January. The attempt by Keeling of a counter-appeal to his own
- authorities in support of an artificial origin for the Face is
- beside the point, since Webb, O'Leary, Pozos, etc., for all of
- their professional accomplishments, are neither planetary
- geologists nor experts on Mars.
-
- I do agree with Keeling that the Face on Mars is quite a good face
- as seen in the oblique lighting of Viking Frame 35A72. Like many
- such erosional phenomena on our planet, the Face on Mars has a form
- that is easily interpreted by the human brain as an anthropomorphic
- image. Maybe some day it will become a tourist attraction for human
- colonists on Mars, like the "Old Man of the Mountain" or the
- "Sleeping Indian" on Earth. The area of Mars photographed by Viking
- is nearly as great as the total land area of the Earth, and it
- should not surprise us that one good face showed up somewhere on
- that planet. Incidentally, the same Viking team members who first
- found the face also came up with a "Happy Face" and "Kermit the
- Frog" in other orbiter images.
-
- The major problem with Keeling, Hoagland, Pozos and their group
- does not concern the Face per se, but rather the web of fantasy
- they have created concerning the supposed ruined city, pyramids,
- and astronomical alignments in the area of Cydonia near the Face.
- As Keeling notes in his rebuttal, the case for the past Martian
- civilization rests largely on the artificial origin of these other
- features, which are in fact no more than common, randomly oriented
- mesas shaped by wind erosion, no different from hundreds of similar
- mesas distributed rather widely on Mars. I have no quarrel with the
- efforts by Carlotto and others to apply image-processing techniques
- to the Face and to publish their results in the scientific
- literature, but I do take offense at Hoagland's tendentious prose
- and the mixture of fact and fiction that he is trying to sell as
- an example of "scientific research." This is simply nonsense, in
- the same category with psychic channeling and UFO abduction
- stories.
-
- Another grave problem with Keeling and The Mars Project lies in
- the confusion they generate concerning the nature of science. Like
- the creationists, they attempt to don the mantle of science in
- order to legitimize their activities. A recent (June) mailing from
- the organization proposes to create twenty 2-minute radio spots to
- be distributed to several hundred radio stations, reaching a
- potential audience of tens of millions.
-
- They write that "these science notes will introduce and describe
- the Martian anomalies in a scientific, non-sensational way . . .
- discuss established space science facts and developments . . .
- [and] feature fascinating interviews with world-famous scientists
- discussing their own work. And all will make reference to the work
- of the Mars Project. . . . It will give the Project new visibility
- and credibility. . . . They could help us attract top-rank
- scientists . . . even as they also reach millions of citizens."
- Keeling is asking supporters for tax-deductible contributions to
- finance the production and distribution of these radio slots.
-
- I hope that the "world-famous scientists" approached to appear on
- this series will realize the way their interviews will be used to
- promote more Face on Mars nonsense under the guise of legitimate
- scientific and educational goals.
-
- All of us who support space research, including the continued
- exploration of Mars, should be especially concerned about Keeling's
- final paragraph, in which he says that "in the long run -- even if
- the anomalies should prove natural in origin -- we will deem
- significantly increased public interest in space exploration and
- Mars to be success enough." It is intellectually dishonest to try
- to hoodwink the American taxpayers into returning to Mars for the
- wrong reasons. I protest the cynicism of this justification for
- the self-serving publicity blitz Keeling's organization is
- mounting.
-
-
-
- NO GUTS
- by William Bennetta
-
- In conventional psychic surgery, the practitioner pretends to
- withdraw unhealthy or abnormal tissue from his customer's body.
- The items of choice for this maneuver are chicken guts or similar
- offal, perhaps augmented by some chicken blood, that the
- practitioner conceals before starting his act. (In some cases, the
- offal and blood are kept in a false finger that the practitioner
- wears.)
-
- This approach has three important disadvantages: It is necessarily
- messy; it requires some minimal training in sleight-of-hand work;
- and it forces the practitioner to endure some risk of being exposed
- -- especially if samples of his organic props are acquired by a
- skeptic or a police laboratory.
-
- Now, however, the need to play with guts and blood seems to have
- been abolished, in a brilliant stroke, by a psychic surgeon who
- calls himself The Reverend Joseph Martinez and who runs The
- Spiritual Healing Center, in San Francisco. Look at his
- advertisement in the May issue of the "Psychic Reader":
-
- "The Reverend Joseph Martinez practices a unique variation of
- Philippine Psychic Surgery in which the removal process occurs
- beyond the usual range of the senses and can only be seen
- clairvoyantly. This is a more spiritual version of the process in
- which the healer removes from the body negative energies in a
- materialized form. This spiritual method removes psychic blockages
- and energies invisibly and in a finer manner, although the removal
- is clearly felt. Pulling and tuggings are commonly reported
- sensations. Healing is performed by Spirit Psychic Surgeons."
-
- The essential idea, I infer, is this: If you (or an investigator
- from a bunco squad) cannot see the stuff that The Reverend removes
- by his manipulations, this merely means that you are insufficiently
- clairvoyant. And you probably could not see the emperor's new
- clothes, either.
-
-
-
- THE BLOOD READERS
- by Robert Steiner
-
- [The following is an excerpted chapter from Bob's soon-to-be-
- published book "Don't Get Taken!"]
-
- There seems to be no end to the proliferation of nonsense.
- Published in Japan in 1983, translated into English and published
- in the United States of America in 1988, "You Are Your Blood Type"
- (Nomi and Besher [1983] 1988) splashed on the scene with yet
- another "revolutionary breakthrough" in the selling of balderdash
- to an eager and gullible public.
-
- All quotations in this chapter are from "You Are Your Blood Type";
- citations are page numbers.
-
- Co-author Alexander Besher wastes no time getting our attention.
- By the second paragraph of the Preface, he has already described
- "this brilliant and lovely Japanese experimental movie director"
- (11) Kimiko. He did not waste a whole lot of time getting to the
- important things with her, either. By the end of that second
- paragraph in the Preface, we are informed that he landed on her on
- their first date. And then, guess what? You've got it -- they
- discussed their blood types.
-
- The exciting second paragraph of the Preface concludes with:
-
- Afterwards [after you-know-what], while sipping iced
- Russian vodka on my deck overlooking the expanse of
- lights that Los Angeles becomes at night, Kimiko told me
- that she wanted to share a personal secret. "It's the
- first time I have been with an AB," she said. "But I knew
- it would make both of us very happy" (11).
-
- Claiming not to know his own blood type, Besher tells us that he
- later learned that Kimiko was correct -- he does indeed have type
- AB blood.
-
- If you search the book seeking citations of studies proving their
- hypothesis, you will come up empty. We find only such things as:
-
- The walls in Toshitaka Nomi's office are plastered with
- graphs and charts showing the state of various studies
- being conducted at any given time (12-13).
-
- If the Japanese are taking blood-type analysis seriously,
- it is probably worthy of contemplation (21).
-
- They laughed at Newton! (21).
-
- So much for the scientific evidence and documentation. Now they get
- to the practical uses of this hokum. For example, you might use it
- as a pick-up line. Thinkest thou that I jest? Nay. Nay. Forsooth,
- 'twas in this wondrous book, to wit:
-
- Just imagine walking up to an attractive stranger and
- starting up a conversation. "Excuse me," you begin,
- secure in your knowledge that you are applying one of the
- most innovative opening lines in modern times. "I was
- wondering what your blood type is. I thought you might
- be an A by the way you looked at the details in that Fra
- Angelico, but I'm not sure" (21).
-
- In a manner similar to the astrologers, the blood readers tell you
- the important people with whom your share your blood type. For
- example, President Dwight David Eisenhower, President Ronald
- Reagan, Nobel Prize winning physicist Murray Gell-Mann, and Lynn
- Redgrave all have blood type O.
-
- Get ready for an important piece of news: "Most of the big Mafiosi
- [members of the Mafia] are members of the O blood group" (45).
-
- We have come to an extremely important lesson in learning to
- recognize bunkum. Frequently it does not take any specific
- scientific knowledge on your part, nor does it necessarily require
- familiarity with the subject. Rather, if you simply apply some
- common sense to the claims, the tomfoolery will jump out at you.
-
- Suppose you wanted to learn the blood types of "most of the big
- Mafiosi." Where would you begin? Would you go to your local library
- and ask to see "The Directory of Big Mafiosi"? Do you think such
- a directory exists? Do you think such a list exists anywhere? Let
- us assume that somehow you were able to obtain a list of "the big
- Mafiosi." What is your next step? Ah yes, the survey:
-
- Dear Mr. _________:
-
- In conducting a survey of the Big Mafiosi, it has come
- to our attention that you are a Big Mafioso. We would
- appreciate your cooperation in answering just three
- simple questions for us. The first two questions are for
- the purpose of verifying that you are properly in our
- survey. The third question is the subject of the survey.
- Please circle the correct answers:
-
- 1. I hereby admit in writing that I am a member of the
- Mafia: Yes No.
-
- 2. Furthermore, I am considered to be a Big Mafioso: Yes
- No.
-
- 3. My blood type is: O A B AB.
-
- If you do not know your blood type, we respectfully
- request that you see your physician, in order to learn
- it. While we know that your time is valuable, and while
- we hate to inconvenience you, we consider this survey to
- be quite important.
-
- Thank you very much for your cooperation.
-
- The assertion made by the authors about the blood types of the "big
- Mafiosi" is NONFALSIFIABLE. That is, there is no way that you could
- obtain the information to show that their assertion is incorrect.
- There is no way you could falsify it.
-
- If it is not falsifiable, then it is not a scientific claim. We
- will discuss falsification in more detail later.
-
- We did not have to dig far to learn that their statement might be
- reasonably correct. In their own book they state that "more people
- are Os than any other type" (39). Now let us look at the claimed
- personality of blood type O people. As with my analysis of the
- traits of the astrological signs, the contradictory characteristics
- are all there. You will find whatever applies to you:
-
- - Clear-sighted
- - Can lose perspective
- - Realistic
- - Escapes from reality when troubled
- - Can treat superiors well
- - Can't follow too well
- - Positive, idealistic
- - Tramples the less fortunate (49).
-
- I was all ready to put away "You Are Your Blood Type" and move on
- when some goodies in the chapter "The Type AB Personality" caught
- my eye. They are too much fun to pass up:
-
- Is it any surprise then that the most illustrious AB in
- history was Jesus Christ? Christ was identified as an AB
- type through chemical analysis of blood stains on the
- famous Shroud of Turin. . . . Amazingly, the shroud has
- withstood the most stringent scientific scrutiny. Some
- experts examining it have concluded that it may well be
- the shroud that was used to wrap the body of Jesus Christ
- following his execution on the cross (75).
-
- Read the words carefully: "SOME experts examining it have concluded
- that it MAY WELL BE. . . ."
-
- It may interest you to know that AT NO TIME did any significant
- portion of the scientific community accept the Shroud of Turin as
- being the shroud of Jesus Christ. As of now, it has been totally
- discredited. It was an elaborate hoax. It was not the shroud of
- Jesus.
-
- One more:
-
- Unfortunately, the blood types of other great religious
- leaders remain unknown. But the odds are that the
- founders of the world's greatest religions like the
- Gautama Buddha, Mohammed, and mystics from St. Francis
- to Mahatma Gandhi were likely AB types (75).
-
- Do you wonder how they computed those odds? Well, I did, so I did
- a little arithmetic.
-
- When they say "mystics from St. Francis to Mahatma Gandhi," we may
- presume that perhaps they meant to include several in between.
- However, in order to bend over backwards to be fair to these
- authors, let us assume that section includes only St. Francis and
- Mahatma Gandhi. With that assumption, they named four persons of
- unknown blood type who "were likely AB types."
-
- According to their book, "The rarest of the four blood types, AB
- people make up only four percent of the American population" (74).
- While the proportion of blood types might vary from country to
- country, for want of a better figure, let us go with their four-
- percent figure.
-
- The probability of those four specific persons of unknown blood
- type all being type AB is four percent to the fourth power. That
- means that when they say that "the odds are" and that those folks
- all "were likely AB types," they are referring to a probability of
- less than three in one million (less than 3 in 1,000,000).
-
- Think about that. With their careless and completely unfounded and
- unsupported assertion, stating as an odds-on favorite and likely
- an event which has a probability of less than three in one million,
- how reliable do you consider their other completely unsupported
- assertions?
-
- [Note: "Don't Get Taken!" is scheduled for publication in late
- August, when the price will be $14.95 plus $2.00 P & H. For BAS,
- Bob is offering a special pre-publication price of only $12.00,
- postage free, provided your order is postmarked by August 31.
- (California residents please add sales tax.) Send your order and
- payment to: Wide-Awake Books, Box 659-B, El Cerrito, CA 94530.]
-
-
-
- ANTHROPOSOPHICAL MEDICINE II
- by Dan Dugan
-
- Anthroposophical medicine (AM) is a major activity of the cult of
- Rudolph Steiner (1861-1925). AM claims to run fifteen hospitals
- and hundreds of clinics in Europe. AM is a pseudoscience, relying
- on revealed knowledge and homeopathic remedies. Respectability is
- obtained by requiring AM physicians to have a conventional degree
- before they receive AM indoctrination. The movement is growing out
- of dissatisfaction with medicine and the desire many people have
- for more personally involved health care. An AM clinic has opened
- in San Francisco in the heart of the Castro.
-
- My first report (March 1989 issue of "BASIS") told of a lecture
- given by a doctor Joop van Dam from Amsterdam, a hotbed of AM. He
- claimed there were reproducible scientific studies proving the
- extraordinary claims Steiner followers make for the influences of
- heavenly bodies on physical processes and the efficacy of
- homeopathic remedies. The evidence for celestial influences rests
- almost entirely on the work of Lilly Kolisko, who was appointed by
- Steiner to prove his assertions in the 1920's.
-
- Kolisko spent many years in arduous work, making experiments with
- inadequate controls and selecting data "hits" which, not
- surprisingly, were interpreted as verifying what Steiner had
- revealed through his self-proclaimed clairvoyance.
-
- After the lecture, I sent a request to Dr. van Dam for a copy of
- a recent paper that he said proved the effect of dilutions of an
- agent up to the 10 to the -23rd concentration. He replied with a
- paper from the Dept. of Anatomy and Embryology at the U. of
- Amsterdam, "Inquiry into the Limits of Biological Effects of
- Chemical Compounds in Tissue Culture," by Jan Diek van Mansvelt and
- Ferdinand Amons, published in Z. Naturforsch. 30 c, 643-649 [1975].
-
- In this study a standardized living tissue culture (murine
- lymphoblastic cell strain MB VIa) was treated with vanishing
- dilutions of mercuric chloride. The experiments were done in three
- series of about sixty repetitions each. The data show the obvious
- toxicity of the mercury compound up to the sixth 1/10 dilution
- (about 1 ppm).
-
- Thereafter the curve consists of minor random variations, as might
- be expected. The experimenters focussed on a very slight increase
- in toxicity seen in the 15th and 16th dilutions of all three
- series, the series showing no parallelism elsewhere in the high
- dilutions. They conclude that "the substantial indication towards
- some as yet unconceived phenomena needs further study." It looks
- like they're really stretching to find something to justify funding
- more work. I note that their controls, plain water, were not
- handled in the same way as the toxic dilutions, which were mixed
- and shaken.
-
- What is more significant is that the study doesn't prove what Dr.
- van Dam said in his lecture at all. First, the high dilutions of
- the toxic substance don't show the opposite (stimulating) effect
- on cell growth that homeopathic and AM doctrines predict. The only
- significant data goes in the wrong direction. Secondly the effect
- shown in the experiment is so small, about two or three percent,
- that even if it were verified, it would be of no practical use.
-
- It is a typical technique of pseudoscience to design an experiment
- which produces a lot of random data. The researcher can then pull
- some hits out of the data and claim that a positive conclusion has
- been made. Charts and graphs make it look scientific to the
- unsophisticated. In this case the story had been exaggerated into
- a proof by the time it reached its San Francisco audience.
-
- AM CLINIC OPENS IN S.F.
-
- On September 25, 1988, the Michael Medical Clinic opened, inside
- the offices of the Castro Medical Clinic. Castro Medical Clinic is
- run by Dr. Lisa Capaldini, who has some prominence as an AIDS
- expert. She would not discuss AM with me when I called asking her
- to clarify her position.
-
- The AM clinic is staffed by two licensed doctors, Robert Gorter,
- M.D., who is also a University of California S.F. faculty member
- doing AIDS research at S.F. General, and Inmaculata Marti, M.D.
- Both have received AM training in Europe. There is one other AM
- physician in California, in Fair Oaks, where the Waldorf (Steiner
- cult) teacher training college is. The clinic will offer general
- family practice, except for obstetrics. They hope to expand to
- their own facility in a couple of years, and to eventually build
- a hospital.
-
- I picketed the opening with a flyer headlined "Beware of Quack
- Medicine" and went on to say "This practice combines occult
- Christian mysticism with the remedies of homeopathy, a
- pseudoscience that has been thoroughly discredited. It appears that
- the clinic practitioners are sincere in their beliefs and intend
- to care for their patients in a spiritually uplifting way.
-
- This is likely to be helpful to some people, but for life-and-death
- decisions good intentions and magic aren't enough. People seeking
- assistance with health care deserve health services that have been
- proven safe, effective, and that are truthfully advertised. AM uses
- remedies proven useless, and makes false claims of a scientific
- basis." The flyer concluded with "Five Warning Signs of
- Pseudoscience:
-
- - It subordinates evidence to statements based on authority and
- revelation.
- - Its documentation is almost entirely limited to the special
- publications of its advocates.
- - Its central hypothesis is not subject to change in light of new
- data or demonstration of error.
- - It claims that success stories and testimonials prove its
- effectiveness.
- - Its claims are invalidated when subjected to scientific tests."
-
- I showed the flyer to Dr. Gorter before I started to hand it out.
- He asked how it could be quackery if in Europe there are larger AM
- hospitals than Moffitt or S.F. General, and national health and
- insurance systems there pay for it. He is certain that his personal
- experiences validate AM theory.
-
- A dedicated patient followed me down to the street and raved
- obscenely at me for some time as I handed out flyers. He had been
- cured of migraine and bursitis. He said he'd brought many people
- to Dr. Gorter, and all of them had been helped, whereas he knew
- many people who had been hurt by conventional medicine. He warned
- me that if I hurt Dr. Gorter "my ass would be in a sling." I opined
- that I wouldn't mind if they called it the "Anthroposophical Faith
- Healing Center," but calling it a medical clinic was deceptive. He
- came back later to apologize for the threat.
-
- Many of the supporters there were faculty of the S.F. Waldorf
- School. A teacher reproached me: "With all the problems in America
- today, that you should end up here, as if this were one of the
- problems, is ludicrous." A board member of the school flamed "You
- are in a class with Lyndon Larouche."
-
- I handed out about 150 flyers to passers-by. Three people, after
- reading it, thanked me for doing it. A Ph.D. biologist said that
- the AM doctors he'd met in New York were closed-minded
- doctrinaires, but that Dr. Gorter was really doing scientific work.
- He said Gorter is doing clinical trials of the AM cancer drug
- "iscador" at SF General for UCSF. Gorter may be an exception, but
- I want to see the protocol for his experiments before giving him
- the benefit of the doubt.
-
- All the AM research I've seen so far has been woefully inadequate.
- Anthroposophical and scientific methods of inquiry are mutually
- exclusive. An amusing consequence of my flyer was a stern letter
- from the Walt Disney organization. I had used a drawing of Donald
- Duck without permission and someone had turned me in. I apologized
- and was let off.
-
-
-
- LOTTO BALONEY
-
- Madame Zollo will, for 35 bucks, give you winning lotto numbers.
- So will a host of other numerologists, psychics, seers, and
- charlatans eager to help you spread the wealth around. Of course,
- the wealth comes not from the lottery, but from the poor suckers
- who dump their money into schemes as worthless as the lottery
- itself.
-
- The number of lotto "support" enterprises has mushroomed
- alarmingly, and the legions of hopefuls who can ill afford the
- money they pump into the state crap shoot are often just as ill
- informed as they are broke. The dream of untold riches is a sop
- beyond which many cannot see. Methods touted as a short cut to find
- the formula for the winning numbers ignite the combined greed and
- gullibility of the hopeful and the hopeless.
-
- "BASIS" readers don't have to be told about the minuscule
- probabilities of winning the lottery -- the likelihood of even
- drawing a number from a given California city is very small. But,
- as a matter of interest, it might be useful for us to have some
- facts to give to someone contemplating a visit the to chambers of
- the Madame Zollos of this world. Just how good are the psychics and
- numerologists?
-
- Not even lukewarm, it turns out. But they are very good in giving
- us exactly what they say: nothing, if one carefully listens to the
- way they have their say.
-
- Typically, numerologists give GUARANTEED winning numbers. They
- don't promise THE winning lottery number. They give numbers,
- plural. For example, the August 1988 Lotto jackpot was $38 million
- for the winning number 14,19,25,33,46. That's really one number -
- - miss any digit and you don't win. Nor do you win if you have any
- permutations of the successful number.
-
- Numerologist Ellin Dodge, one of the more highly acclaimed in the
- trade, gave several of her clients the number 14. It was a
- "winning" number. If she had given the number 64, that is really
- 46 reversed, so it is still a winning one.
-
- To further promote the scam and the illusion that some seer
- possesses the wisdom of the ages, the numbers are clearly separated
- by paragraphs (and promises), e.g., "Your birth number, 25, is
- lucky; your horizon number, 14, is significant." This mumbo-jumbo
- goes on for as long as the psychic wants to increase his or her
- chance of a hit. If any one of the numbers turns up as part of the
- actual lottery number, in any order, the patsy believes that his
- or her Magi are tapped into the astral plane. For all the schemes
- and quirks people have for picking their lucky numbers, the Quick
- Pick (a computer that does the job randomly) has by far the best
- record. Let the computer pick your number and you have a far better
- chance of winning.
-
- The clouds of superstition are still thick and choking. -- Ed.
-
-
-
- RAMPARTS
-
- [Ramparts is a regular feature of "BASIS", and your participation
- is urged. Clip, snip and tear bits of irrationality from your local
- scene and send them to the Editor. If you want to add some comment
- with the submission, please do so.]
-
- The fabulous, self-indulgence capitol of California is again in
- the news. The "Corte Madera Journal" article on the Marin County
- "Brain Spa" found its way to the "New York Times" from which BAS
- advisor BILL BENNETTA clipped it for us.
-
- The story is about a new institute, the "Universe of You," founded
- by Mr. Randy Adamadama (the name was given to him in a dream). What
- you do is get your brain "tuned up" at his institute. We need to
- take our cars in periodically, so why not our brains?
-
- The cost is a paltry $12. Plunk yourself down, don your "Synchro-
- Energizer" (a set of headphones through which "a combination of
- nature sounds and a New-Age piano version of `A Whiter Shade of
- Pale'" pours) and "a pair of goggles that flash rapid patterns of
- colored light like a kaleidoscope" and you are on your way to
- nirvana. Adamadama (Stevens, in real life) says that 45 minutes on
- the machine helps "synchronize the brain."
-
- We are accustomed to hearing the stories of miraculous results from
- the most frivolous contraptions, and this is certainly no
- exception. People report a host of salutary benefits: "Improved
- tennis game, euphoria, improved problem-solving, heightened self-
- esteem," and just about anything else you can imagine.
-
- Some patrons are so enthusiastic about the gizmo that they return
- as many as three times a day. (Which makes one wonder if there
- isn't something more to the machine. Something like the Orgasmatron
- in Woody Allen's "Sleeper.") Several say that they look forward to
- the time when they can pop into any supermarket for a quickie.
-
- The inventor of the apparatus, Denis Gorges, started a company to
- manufacture the equipment and then franchised the whole system
- [I've come to loathe anything called a "system." -- Ed.] around
- the country.
-
- The first thing science would like to know is how the thing works.
- In classic pseudosciencese, Gorges says, "We don't really know. I
- don't think the body is that knowable."
-
- If it makes money, well, who cares?
-
- As usual, those conspiratorial scientists pooh-pooh his machines.
- Dr. Douglas Goodin, assistant professor of neurology at USF Medical
- Center, doing research on the brain's response to light, said
- researchers are not aware of any health benefits that can be
- derived by watching flashing lights. Like most scientists, this
- narrow-minded medico replies, "There would have to be a theory
- about why this would work and then controlled experiments to test
- it."
-
- Gorges scoffs at the "lack of scientific data proving any
- measurable benefit from the machine. He relies instead on the
- testimonials of the thousands of satisfied users. He is `results-
- oriented'." Be honest about it, Denis. You are dollar oriented.
-
-
- There's been a ton of speculation and rife accusations that the
- nation is being overrun with satanic cults and ritual murder. The
- "Geraldo" show on TV upped the ante several notches to the point
- that parents have put tremendous pressure on local constabularies
- to seek and destroy these nests of satanism.
-
- Perhaps typical is the response of a Richmond, VA community. "The
- Richmond News Leader" ran a one-week series of investigative
- reports titled "Satanism, Menace or Myth?" to try to get to the
- bottom of the allegations. Widespread rumors circulated that human
- sacrifices, satanists masquerading as doctors and lawyers, and 8
- percent of the population were involved in satanic cults
- constituted the current state of affairs. Intensive investigation
- by the police and FBI failed to turn up so much as a thread of
- evidence for the hysteria.
-
- The sheriff's department Lt. Howard Wray called the whole thing
- "utter nonsense." Case after case of allegations by the rumor
- mongers turned out to be fanciful concoctions of overwrought
- whimsy.
-
- Patricia Pulling, a licensed private investigator who supports the
- satanism theory was asked by a reporter why she continues to
- believe sacrifices have occurred when there is no physical
- evidence. Take careful note of what follows -- it has to be an
- absolute classic of an excuse for lack of evidence.
-
- "The police find no evidence of sacrifices because Satanists are
- so skillful at cleaning up. No evidence can be evidence," she said.
-
- When asked how she determined that 8 percent of the populace was
- involved in satanism (that figures about 56,000 people in the
- greater Richmond area) she said her surveys report 4 percent of
- the youth and 4 percent of the adults. To the "Leader" reporter's
- perceptive observation that 4% of the youth and 4% of the adults
- makes 4% of the populace, not 8%, Ms. Pulling said, "It doesn't
- matter because 8 percent is probably conservative anyway."
-
- Ms. Pulling is also a very able champion of the argument-from-
- ignorance fallacy in logic. For us mere mortals, when we haven't
- an explanation for something we can only conclude we are ignorant -
- - we don't know. But the Mr. or Ms. Pullings of the world have
- their special twist of the rules and they deduce that since we
- don't know, we know: an unsolved child disappearance is solved
- because if there is no evidence that is evidence that the satanists
- did it. Ditto for all the unsolved murders.
-
- Of course the final report declaring that the whole flap is a pack
- of nonsense generated from the fertile imaginations of hysterical
- people was proof that the newspaper and law enforcement officials
- are part of the satanic conspiracy.
-
-
- Past issues of "BASIS" have carried the debate about the origin of
- the so-called face on Mars (Oct. '88 and Feb. '89). There is new
- information to bear on this important topic. Skeptic JOHN HEWITT,
- who wrote the Oct. '89 article for us critical of the Mars
- Project's interpretation, called to report the latest revelation:
- A face on Venus, identical to the one on Mars down to the last
- airbrush stroke in the photos, had been recently discovered. This
- startling disclosure did not come through "Scientific American" or
- the like. The "News", a supermarket tabloid was John's source, but
- we're sure stuff like this couldn't get printed unless it were
- true.
-
- Now it begins to look as though those faces are proliferating all
- over the solar system like the ubiquitous Happy Face of a few years
- ago. This editor walked into Lucky's and saw the headlines: "FACE
- ON THE MOON! TOP SECRET STUNNER: IT'S IDENTICAL TO ONES ON MARS &
- VENUS" complete with a photo of the face. (The Mars Project prefers
- the distinguishing uppercase, "Face.") I bought the rag in the
- interest of science.
-
- On the inside is a photograph of the moon, and sure enough one can
- make out the face right in the center of a prominent crater. The
- image is so clear one may well wonder how we could have missed it
- for so long: a high-quality home telescope is capable of producing
- the resolution of the "News" photo.
-
- The "News" says the moon face is identical to the Mars face, but
- our rough calculations based on the size of the known crater would
- make the moon face about 55 miles long while its Martian brother
- is a paltry 1.5 miles. Since it can't therefore be identical it
- must at least be proportional for the pictures to appear to be
- identical. The Martian issue is about 1,200 feet at the nose which
- would make the moon replica near 44,000 feet!
-
- Those ancient astronauts were an industrious lot. We should not be
- surprised to find a similar face in the middle of Atlantis.
-
-
-
- OBIT MAKES NO NEWS
-
- [The following article is reproduced from the NCAHF NEWSLETTER,
- the National Council Against Health Fraud, Inc., of which BAS
- advisor Dr. Wallace Sampson is a coordinator. The work of the NCAHF
- has helped bring about important legislation in the control of
- health care in California. They deserve our support.]
-
- In July 1987, the parents of Sonja Boden went to court to fight for
- the privilege of treating their 17-year-old daughter, who had
- Hodgkin's disease, with "Macrobiotic Diet, acupuncture, massage and
- positive thinking." These inappropriate therapies were prescribed
- by Dr. Jewel Pookrum, a general practitioner with the Perfect
- Health Institute in Detroit.
-
- The judge granted the Boden's wishes as long as her disease
- remained in remission. Sonja's tumors had shrunk by 40% at that
- time which encouraged her parents. This improvement followed her
- first chemotherapy session which experts say is a common result of
- treatment. We later learned that Sonja's disease had progressed and
- that her odds of survival had dropped from 85% to 50% due to delays
- in proper care.
-
- Sonja's obituary appeared in the 18 Nov. 1988 "Detroit Free Press."
- It was a sad little one-inch square item which was obscure in
- contrast to the large splash the front-page picture story was given
- under the headline "A chance to fight cancer their way." It seems
- that a story about taking on the "establishment" with unusual
- cancer treatments made a better news story than another teenager's
- death.
-
- If this tragedy had occurred in California, Pookrum would be
- subject to indictment under Health & Safety Code No. 1707.1, the
- state's excellent law which forbids health providers from utilizing
- unproven methods of cancer therapy unless they are responsible
- experimental programs that meet scientific requirements. NCAHF
- believes that every state should have such a law. It's the most
- effective anti-cancer quackery measure we are aware of.
-
- [Note: This law applies only to cancer treatment. There is no
- reason to think it ought not to be extended to other life-
- threatening ailments. We can all help by supporting the NCAHF and
- legislative efforts through contacts with our local
- representatives. -- Ed.]
-
-
-
- THE FAITH HEALERS
-
- Got a problem with some screaming faith healer in your
- neighborhood? Who you gonna call? DON HENVICK, who else? Don is
- something of a legend in his own time for his witty and tireless
- dogging the trails of the best faith healers money can buy.
-
- From Pasadena to Philadelphia, he has appeared among the afflicted
- throngs to be called out in the spirit and healed of every garden
- variety of malady. If he had accomplished little else -- and he
- certainly has done much more -- but put the miracle workers on high
- alert for fakes Don's efforts are a huge success. As it is, he has
- put the fear of God into most of them and driven one, Peter Popoff,
- nearly out of business.
-
- Don has received national attention for his work and, most
- recently, participated in a panel at the AAAS meeting in Chico, CA.
-
- Don will show excerpts from his many video tapes with the
- presentation of his experiences. This will be an interesting and
- surely amusing evening. Because we must pay for the meeting place,
- there will be a $3 suggested donation. See the Calendar for
- directions.
-
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-
- Opinions expressed in "BASIS" are those of the authors and do not
- necessarily reflect those of BAS, its board or its advisors.
-
- The above are selected articles from the August, 1989 issue of
- "BASIS", the monthly publication of Bay Area Skeptics. You can
- obtain a free sample copy by sending your name and address to BAY
- AREA SKEPTICS, 4030 Moraga, San Francisco, CA 94122-3928 or by
- leaving a message on "The Skeptic's Board" BBS (415-648-8944) or
- on the 415-LA-TRUTH (voice) hotline.
-
- Copyright (C) 1989 BAY AREA SKEPTICS. Reprints must credit "BASIS,
- newsletter of the Bay Area Skeptics, 4030 Moraga, San Francisco,
- CA 94122-3928."
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