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There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of
nowhere where the following people are stranded:
* 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
* 2 French men and 1 French woman
* 2 German men and 1 German woman
* 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
* 2 English men and 1 English woman
* 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
* 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
* 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the
middle of nowhere;
* One Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
* The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a "menage a trois."
* The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when
they alternate with the German woman.
* The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the
Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
* The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce
them to the English woman.
* The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean,
one look at the woman and started swimming.
* The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while
the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the
true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and
the taxes are low.
* The Irish men began by dividing their island north-south and setting
up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture,
because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of
coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the Englishmen aren't getting
any.