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The 2000 member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday
morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in
long black coats and black hats entered through the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed
at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and
withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "EVERYONE
WILLING TO TAKE A BULLET FOR JESUS STAY IN YOUR SEAT!"
Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the
door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor.
After a few moments, there were about 20 people left sitting in the church.
The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.
The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All
right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."