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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and
the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him
why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question
to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be
Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am
single and I'm Catholic too!".
"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley"
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss
that would make a hooker blush. But when they get
back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on
my way to Halloween Party."
Happy Halloween :)