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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his
flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he
picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange
disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying
"Jesus is watching YOU"
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flashlight off and froze. When he heard nothing more
after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a
vacation after the next big score, then clicked the
light back on and began searching for more
valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus
is watching YOU."
Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the
corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest
on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the
parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm
trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who are you?"
"Moses," replied the parrot.
"Moses?" the bugler laughed. "What kind of stupid
people would name a parrot Moses?"
The same kind of people that would name a
Rotweiller Jesus," the bird answered.