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From: wmilny@mofo.com (Milny, William J.)
To: ckolenda@att.com ('CAROL KOLENDA'),
metro.michelle@mfst.com ('MICHELLE METRO'), mtm@dolby.com (MIKE MERLO),
nolyns@aol.com ('WALLY'), rick@hugin.imat.com (RICK MOEN),
Shelonko@pacbell.net (DAVID ZIELONKA),
tpreston@aimnet.com ('TERRY PRESTON')
Date: Fri, 10 Apr 1998 09:19:12 -0700
Subject: Quotations
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it
through not dying.
- Woody Allen
I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your
intelligence.
- William F. Buckley, Jr.
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
- Gary Wills
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support
of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your
living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
- David Frost
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.
- Rita Mae Brown
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and, whatever you hit, call
it the target.
- Asleigh Brilliant
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he's
supposed to be doing at that moment.
- Robert Benchley
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a
boss and work twelve hours a day.
- Robert Frost
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
- W.C. Fields
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play
or not.
- Fran Lebowitz
By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely
overwhelm me.
- Asleigh Brilliant
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I
also keep handy.
- W.C. Fields.
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
- Groucho Marx
Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children
- Sam Levenson
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a
rat.
- Lily Tomlin
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and
quoted.
- Fred Allen