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Vanilla -- Unix version 7
Plain ol' ice cream.
Chocolate -- AT&T System V
Too rich for some.
Strawberry -- BSD 4.2
Very pink.
Neapolitan -- AIX
What happens when you put all three in the same box.
Rocky Road -- A/UX
Sorta chocolate with lumps.
Ice Milk -- Xenix
Not even as good as vanilla.
Frozen Yogurt -- Mach
It looks and tastes the same as ice cream, but someone will claim
it's better for you, even though there's no real evidence to
support that claim.
Italian Ice -- David Cheriton's V kernel
Hard, minimalist dessert.
Tofutti -- MINIX
An ice cream-like substitute.
Mousse -- OS/2
Sorta looks like ice cream, until you taste it: then you realize
it's not the same thing at all.
Jell-O brand pudding -- Windows 3.0
Cheap mousse.
Custard -- Macintosh
Fancy pudding.
Creme Brulee -- Macintosh System 7.0
Custard with a solid base.