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  1.                              STATE OF OKLAHOMA
  2.                         DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION
  3.  
  4.  
  5.     Last name: ________________
  6.  
  7.                    (Check appropriate box)
  8.     First name:                             First name:
  9.  
  10.       [_] Billy-Bob                           [_] Bobby-Sue
  11.       [_] Billy-Joe                           [_] Bobby-Jo
  12.       [_] Billy-Ray                           [_] Bobby-Ann
  13.       [_] Billy-Sue                           [_] Bobby-Lee
  14.       [_] Billy-Mae                           [_] Bobby-Ellen
  15.       [_] Billy-Jack                          [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
  16.  
  17.     Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
  18.  
  19.     Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
  20.  
  21.     Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
  22.  
  23.     Occupation:
  24.  
  25.       [_] Farmer                  [_] Mechanic
  26.       [_] Hair Dresser            [_] Waitress
  27.       [_] Un-employed             [_] Dirty Politician
  28.  
  29.     Spouse's Name:      __________________________
  30.     2nd Spouse's Name:  __________________________
  31.     3rd Spouse's Name:  __________________________
  32.  
  33.     Lover's Name:       __________________________
  34.     2nd Lover's Name:   __________________________
  35.  
  36.     Relationship with spouse:
  37.  
  38.       [_] Sister                  [_] Aunt
  39.       [_] Brother                 [_] Uncle
  40.       [_] Mother                  [_] Son
  41.       [_] Father                  [_] Daughter
  42.       [_] Cousin                  [_] Pet
  43.  
  44.     Number of children living in household: ___
  45.     Number of children living in shed: ___
  46.     Number that are yours: ___
  47.  
  48.     Mother's Name: _______________________
  49.     Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)
  50.  
  51.     Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
  52.  
  53.     Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)
  54.  
  55.     ___ Total number of vehicles you own
  56.         ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
  57.         ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
  58.         ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
  59.         ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
  60.  
  61.     Firearms you own and where you keep them:
  62.         ____ truck                ____ kitchen
  63.         ____ bedroom              ____ bathroom
  64.         ____ shed
  65.  
  66.     Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
  67.  
  68.     Do you have a gun rack?
  69.       [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
  70.  
  71.     Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
  72.       [_] The National Enquirer   [_] The Globe
  73.       [_] TV Guide                [_] Soap Opera Digest
  74.       [_] Rifle and Shotgun
  75.  
  76.     ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
  77.     ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
  78.     ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
  79.  
  80.     How often do you bathe:
  81.       [_] Weekly
  82.       [_] Monthly
  83.       [_] Not Applicable
  84.  
  85.     Color of teeth:
  86.       [_] Yellow                  [_] Brownish-Yellow
  87.       [_] Brown                   [_] Black
  88.       [_] N/A                      _  How many?
  89.  
  90.     Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
  91.       [_] Red-Man
  92.  
  93.     How far is your home from a paved road?
  94.       [_] 1 mile
  95.       [_] 2 miles
  96.       [_] don't know
  97.