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Moen's First Law of Debate: No matter what the issue, someone
will try to turn it into a personality dispute.
Moen's Second Law of Debate: There's nothing quite as sublimely
silly as publicly professing one's humility.
Moen's Law of Bicycles: Good customers make for good products.
Moen's First Law of Security: It's easier to break in from the inside.
Moen's Second Law of Security: A system can be only as secure as the
dumbest action it permits its dumbest user to perform.
Moen's Law of Hardware: Use what the programmers use.
Moen's Law of Clueless Newbiehood: The whiniest new users, and
especially the ones who claim your sole purpose in life should be to
help them, always say that using MS Outlook.
Moen's Law of Inefficient Immolation: Murder-suicides never quite
seem competent to do it in the right order.
Moen's Corollary to Shapiro's Law of Communication: Communications
companies never communicate with one another.
Shapiro's Law of Communications: The more methods people have for
getting in touch with them, the more difficult they are to reach.
Moen's Law of Corrections: Any post critical of spelling, grammar,
or punctuation errors will acquire a few. If Great Murphy is
feeling particularly cruel, you will end up misspelling "misspelled".
Moen's Law of Net Loons: Not all loons rant against the public
school system as fascistic, but everyone who rants against it as
fascistic _does_ happen to be a loon.
Moen's Law of Littering: People tend to litter where there's already
litter.
Saoirse's Law of Management: Bad managers always outlast good
employees.