linuxmafia.com 2013/2013.06.linuxmafia.com/linuxmafia.com/pub/humour/math-forest

Text File | 2005-10-10 | 2.8 KB | 50 lines

The Math Forest
An Imaginary Tale with no Real Part

You can tell the Math Forest from any other by the factorial trees.  For
one thing, they have square roots and picking the scaled tangentello is
a sinh.  There is one tree, Ellen, who is a natural log.  However, many
visitors are non-plussed, so if you will forgive the hyperbola of an
exponent, I will try an elimination of your discontents.

As you walk along the convergent path of this subspace, you should first
see the cos(y) church with its stepped floors and rounded ceilings that
span this structure.  Inside, the unit conversion is done by a praying
mantissa who is on the lookout for any sine of a hex to toss in his
bin.  The Peano is usually playing an Al Gore rhythm and is accompanied
by cardinals and the Cantor set who sing in verses.  I personally think
they do De Moivre-lously on the harmonics.

Outside, the scatter plot thickened.  Two operators grabbed axes to
handle their argument (which was constantly a variable), resulting in a
cross product who reciprocated by calling the parametrics with a
parabolic wave.  A rather permuted series of sequences isolated the
standard deviants and treated one for a cardioid attack that decayed.
Then, the kernel restrained the other's mean values with Markov Chains
and gave him a histogram for his sinus, ah, symptotes.  Yet it was
indeterminate if things were back to the norm, for the Rank Powers were
up to their usual array of May tricks that they play with Rose and
Colin.  After some elliptical remarks, a radical moment occurred when
they threw some pi that are squared into an intersection where the group
of union boys formed a ring and buried it under a polar rose in a field.
It was enough to Godel your milk.  They then saddled up de cart and
their horses, brushed the calculus off their teeth and cleaned the
residue off of the removable poles.  The cosigners were proof positive
this was negative, as you could tell from their points of inflection and
this made the con vexed.  The rest couldn't care one epsilon, as they
were arbitrary and irrational.  In fact, they were blase about Pascal.

Going off on a tangent, you can see that events are limited as you
approach infinity (where they can never manage to make ends meet), but
this is where you can get projections done. Or if you are overweight and
weigh a new ton, you can get a Taylor Expansion to improve your contour,
function and image as you range in this domain.  All of the services are
properly integrated, so it is hard to differentiate their complex
identities from their real theories unless you can Sylow enough, though
most don't have a Gauss of a chance.

I think I have covered all the bases, the sum of it is that what you got
was greater than what you wanted and less than I desired, so we're equal
from whatever angle you chose.  Or is it just a simple game at the core?