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The Top Ten Lines You'll Never Hear
On Star Trek: The Next Generation.
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(unabridged; compliments of The ECHO 491-7695)
10) Worf: Klingons do _NOT_ play tiddlywinks!
9) Picard: It's too bad we don't live in an enlightened, civilized era Like
they had in the 20th century.
8) Geordi: Did you hear Wesley almost got kicked out of the Academy again?
They caught him smoking pot!
Data: (Looks puzzeled) Pot? (Brightens) Ah. Marijuana--a narcotic obtained
from the hemp plant Cannabis. Weed, Mary Jane, Grass, Reefer, Panama Red, ...
7) Troi: (To someone she is counseling) You've obviously mistaken me for
someone who cares! Now get out!!
6) Worf: Ouch! I've got a paper cut!
5) A Starfleet Admiral: Don't worry about it, Picard, there's plenty of other
ships in your quadrant.
4) Riker: Not tonight--I have a headache.
3) Worf: Do we have to beam down right now? The Smurfs are on subspace T.V.!
2) Geordi: We've modified the Warp Coils by reversing the polarity of the
Inverse Geometric Phase Integrator and adding a broad-band Neutrino Flux
Generator to the Hyper-Magnetic Field controls.
Riker: What will that do?
Geordi: Not a damn thing, but it sure as Hell _sounds_ impressive!
1) Picard: Oh, screw the hailing frequencies! Fire all Phasers!