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Monday morning God decided that the world had reached the point of no
return. So, she called Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates to
the gates of heaven. She informed them of her decision and told them to
go back to their people and prepare them for the end of the world on
Thursday.
Boris Yeltsin gets on state television and tells his people that he has
bad news and more worse news. After decades of telling the Soviet
citizens that there is no God, he now realizes that he was wrong. He
has seen God with his own eyes. Worse yet, God has decided to destroy
the world and each person needs to prepare for Thursday as each sees
fit.
Bill Clinton calls a press conference and says that he has good news and
bad news. After centuries of telling the US citizens that there is a
God, he has proof that we've been right. He has seen God with his own
eyes. But the bad news is that God has decided to destroy the world and
each person needs to prepare for Thursday as each sees fit.
Bill Gates calls an all-hands meeting. He says that he has wonderful
news and even more wonderful news. God, by calling him to the gates of
heaven with the leaders of the two most powerful nations in the world,
has confirmed just how important Bill Gates really is. The even better
news is that on Thursday, IBM will stop shipping OS/2.