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All,
I am deeply distressed at the number of my friends increasingly suspicious
of the large corporate entity I am proud and happy to work for.
Multinational corporations have long tradition of helping rather than
hurting. To help clear this up, let's take an honest look at our reporting
structure here at Oracle.
Larry Ellison is the Chairman and CEO of Oracle Corporation. Talented brill,
and deeply witty, he is the absolute head of the organization. Here is how I
map in a standard reporting structure to Larry Ellison.
Larry Ellison / Board of Directors and
Recommendation Council
!
Azathoth
______________________!___________________________
! ! !
! ! !
Nyarlathotep The Nameless Mist Darkness
(The ancient patrician ! !
gens Viburnia of Haec Yog-Sothoth----!-----Shub-Niggurath
RESPUBLICA.ROMANA) !
! !-----------------------------!
! Nug Yeb
L. Viburnius Marco ! !
! Cthulhu* Tsathoggua*
P. Viburnius Marco ! !
Legatus of Legio Shaurash-ho Yabou
11., station'd at ! !
Isca Silurium, in Yogash the Ghoul Nush the Eternal
Brittania Secunda ! !
in A.D. 103 K'baa the Serpent Gilles Grenier,
! ! Lord of Averoigne
! ! !
Viburnia-------**-----Ghoth the Burrower Hippolyte Le Sorcier,
! (one of the Little People) ancestor of Clark
Llunwy of Wales ! Ashton Smith
ancestor of Owen !
Gwynedd and of HPL !
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! !
Sohaib Abbasi Jeremy Burton
Sic K'baa the Quiet ----!-- "Dreaded Ball of Yog"
SVP Oracle Tools Division ! VP Oracle Tools Mktg
!
**Me
*First of their respective lines to inhabit this planet.
**This union was an hellish and nameless tragedy"
All of these names can be spoken at any time in the Month of November in any
part of the world except Hibernia without anything but the slightest tinge
of cold darkness enveloping your spinal column. Several smaller companies
and government organizations out there have people at even the lowest level
whom naming could easily cause pusctules to appear or even endanger a
surrounding city block. Just cause were big, doesn't mean were evil and that
we don't care. We care, oh yes, we care.
Thanks, Hope this puts things into perspective,
-Rzr
DISCLAIMER: The above is solely the opinion of the sender and does not in
any way reflect the view of Oracle Corporation, it's employees, managment or
stockholders, all of whom chose to sit silent behind their waxen masks.
______________________________________________________________________
Richard Rogers |_____ Oracle Tools Product Marketing
Telephone: 650.506.5429 |
Fax: 650.506.7414 |_________ "The stars are right."
E-mail: rarogers@us.oracle.com |
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