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Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1998 22:15:03 -0800
To: (Recipient list suppressed)
From: Flesh <flesh@pigdog.org>
Subject: [Pigdog] All hail the Beer!
BEER QUOTES
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline
- it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear
weapons,
but at the very least you need a beer. -Frank Zappa
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to
Keep your mouth shut. -Ernest Hemmingway
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol
Has taken out of me. -Winston Churchill
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He was a wise man who invented beer. -Plato
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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. -Catherine
Zandonella
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to
Thank her.
-W.C. Fields
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. -Lady
Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. -His reply
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Work is the curse of the drinking class. -Oscar Wilde
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-Henny Youngman
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin
Franklin
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet
It makes beer shoot out your nose. -Deep Thought, Jack Handy
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
Is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. -Dave Barry
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks
behind. -Humphrey Bogart
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Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
-David Moulton
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People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they
Just like to piss a lot. -Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
-Kaiser Welhelm
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
-Homer Simpson
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient
in beer. -Dave Barry
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I drink to make other people interesting. -George Jean Nathan
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time
With his fools.-For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-Dean Martin
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All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so
let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. -Homer
Simpson
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