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From haven.umd.edu!darwin.sura.net!uvaarpa!mmdf Thu Jan 9 15:16:58 EST 1992
Article: 55697 of rec.music.gdead
Newsgroups: rec.music.gdead
Path: wam.umd.edu!haven.umd.edu!darwin.sura.net!uvaarpa!mmdf
From: Victor A D'Amato <DAMATO%UNC.BITNET@ncsuvm.cc.ncsu.edu>
Subject: (Copy) Re: Mr. Spock's top 50 Dead songs
Message-ID: <1992Jan9.142919.10085@uvaarpa.Virginia.EDU>
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Date: Thu, 9 Jan 1992 14:29:19 GMT
Back by popular demand and reprinted without permission...
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MR SPOCK'S 50 FAVORITE GRATEFUL DEAD SONGS
Cube of Precipitation
I am cognizant of the vehicularly transported
Porcelain humanoid replica
I require a scientifically unexplainable phenomenon
Ocular receptors of the planet
Rapid oxidation on the geologic ridge
(The assertion is correct that) possessors of two pairs of X chromosomes
possess a greater degree of intelligence
Diurnal Condensation
Constructed to endure
Engaging in a musical endeavor with a confederacy of like-minded troubadors.
Nonluminous galactic matter
Confectionary homo sapien
Miniscule vermillion farmyard animal
Forthcoming assistance
The territorry held forth with oaths
Floating vessel of the unwise
The realm of Beelzebub contained within a milking instrument.
The amber asphalted thoroughfare
Mentally unbalanced digits
Roughly calibrated visionary
Dark sediment-laden tributary
Elevated altitudinal temporality
Sino-feline heliotropic plant
Activate your ardor wattage
Nonfunctional royal habitation
Rodent of the docks
The combination of a six-pointed metallic children's toy with shafts
of dried vegetation
Wise Biblical ruler's spheroids of amusement
Distribution of Playing Cards
The person refered to has vacated the premises
Circular axle appendage
Comrade of Lucifer
Locomote across the elongated body of water, James
The most enormous narrative ever communicated
I-IV-V Chord progression ascribed to a Muslim deity
Progressing down the expressway in a state of depression
I have circumnavigated the globe
Indolent thunderbolts
Appears to be plummeting droplets of liquidity
The symphony continued without abatement
Antepenultimate to the baker's dozen
Hurling igneous rock
To place my body in a horizontal position
Noninterrupted metallic links
Virtuous Affection
Striking knuckles against the portal of the land of angels
Allow its augmentation
Aviary Aria
Turtle Terminus
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(Meanwhile, back on the Enterprise)
Kirk: Mr. Spock, I notice that you have applied for shore leave on
Terra in a few weeks.
Spock: Affirmative, Captain. There are certain human activities
related to the earth ritual celebrating the end of their solar cycle
that I wish to observe.
Kirk: What?
Spock: I believe the traditonal procedure is to don brightly-colored
garb, ingest various psychoactive substances and congregate at a location
known as "The Oakland Coliseum", then move rhythmically to the
frequency and amplitude modulated acousitic vibrations
created by at least six well-known musical personages.
McCoy: I don't believe it! You're going to see The Dead play New Year's Eve!
Spock: Correct, Doctor.
McCoy: Well I'll be a... I never knew you that you were a, a....
Spock: I believe the correct term is "Deadhead," doctor.
McCoy: Deadhead?
Spock: It just goes to demonstrate that "We Are Everywhere!"
* * *
Live Long & Prosper, then get down and boogie!
-- Rand