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ROOM 2 Bottom of Crevice SOUTH 3 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 2 This is the bottom of a deep crevice, where you fell after the earthquake as you finished PORK I: The Great Underground Sewer System. Far above, much too high to reach, is the house where you started the PORK adventure. A narrow tunnel continues to the South of here. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 3 Narrow Tunnel NORTH 2 SOUTH 4 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 3 This is a narrow tunnel, extending from the bottom of the crevice, to the North of here, toward a footbridge South of here. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 4 Footbridge NORTH 3 SOUTH 5 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 4 This is a narrow footbridge, extending over a rushing stream in a North- South direction, from a narrow tunnel to your North. To the South, you see a huge cavern opening out. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 5 Great Cavern NORTHEAST 4 SOUTHWEST 39 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 5 This is a huge cavern. The ceiling is much too high to see clearly. Wandering paths lead off in all directions, but most of them do not look inviting. The only clear exits are a Footbridge to the NorthEast, and, to the SouthWest, you see the entrance to a Dark Tunnel. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 39 Dark Tunnel NORTH 5 SOUTHEAST 37 SOUTHWEST 33 ENTER 37 LIGHT 1 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 39 This is a long, dark tunnel, extending from the North to the SouthWest. Off to the SouthEast, a smaller side tunnel begins. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 37 Parking Lot NORTH 39 SOUTH 38 SOUTHWEST 11 ENTER 6 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 37 This is a large, desolate parking lot, which continues off to the South. To the North, you see the entrance to a dark tunnel. A cloudy area is off to the SouthWest. In the middle of the parking lot is a picnic area, which you may Enter. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 6 Picnic Area EXIT 37 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 6 This is a grassy picnic area in the middle of the parking lot. You can exit the picnic area back to the parking lot. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 33 Stream Bank NORTHEAST 39 SOUTH 11 EAST 37 WEST 32 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 33 This is the bank of the small stream you crossed over earlier by the footbridge. To the NorthEast, you see the entrance to the dark tunnel. Additional paths lead off to a large open area to the East, and toward a cloudy looking area to the South, as well as a path going West. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 38 Parking Lot NORTH 37 WEST 11 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 38 This is the south end of the parking lot, which continues to the north. A path leads West toward a cloudy area. END_ROOM_DESCR HELP 38 Better get out of here while you can! END_HELP_DESCR ROOM 50 Burlesque NORTH 34 SOUTH 51 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 50 This darkened Burlesque theater is quite empty now. Everyone has run away (or worse) due to the TapDancing Chicken Gizzard on the loose! You can go North back to the sidewalk. Another door leads South. END_ROOM_DESCR HELP 50 You'll have to figure out how to deal with the Gizzard yourself, Frybaby (er, Crybaby). END_HELP_DESCR ROOM 51 Programmer's Den NORTH 50 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 51 This is the Programmer's Den. The programmer is sitting at his desk, pulling his hair out. He explains to you that you can't go any further in the game, because it is still full of bugs, and he can't fix them. Doors are to the North and the South. END_ROOM_DESCR CREATURE 300 Bikers Vicious A group of mean-looking Bikers is here. LOCATION 38 HOSTILE THRESHOLD 3 TIME_THRESH 5 THING CREATURE_SYNONYMS THUG THUGS BIKER END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 300 This is the roughest, meanest looking bunch of motorcycle gangsters you have ever seen! You'd better get out of here quick! END_CREATURE_DESCR CREATURE 301 Biker Angry A filthy, angry, and huge biker is coming toward you with a lead pipe! LOCATION 21 HOSTILE THRESHOLD 3 TIME_THRESH 5 MAN END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 301 This is the largest, ugliest, and certainly the dirtiest biker you have ever seen! He is coming toward you, waving a large section of lead pipe! Somehow, he doesn't seem friendly! END_CREATURE_DESCR ROOM 11 Smoke-filled Room NORTH 33 SOUTH 35 EAST 38 WEST 23 NORTHEAST 37 NORTHWEST 32 SOUTHEAST 36 SOUTHWEST 34 LIGHT 1 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 11 END_ROOM_DESCR HELP 11 Well, just pick a direction and hope! END_HELP_DESCR ROOM 32 Construction Site NORTH 13 EAST 33 SOUTHEAST 11 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 32 This is a messy construction site. Paths lead East, North, and, to the SouthEast (where you see a low-lying cloud). END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 13 Junkyard NORTH 14 SOUTH 32 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 13 This is a Junkyard. Exits lead South and North to an open area. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 14 Golf Course SOUTH 13 WEST 15 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 14 This is a lovely golf course. To the West, you see the Fitness Club. A Junkyard mars the scenery to the South. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 15 Fitness Club NORTH 19 EAST 14 WEST 16 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 15 This is the Fitness Club. Exits lead North (to the street) and East to the Golf Course. To the West is the door to the shower room. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 16 Shower Room EAST 15 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 16 This is the shower room of the fitness club. The showers are all turned on, filling the room with so much steam that you can only barely see the doorway to the East where you came in. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 17 Shower Room EAST 15 WEST 18 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 17 This is the shower room of the fitness club. Now that the biker broke the showers, you can see not only the doorway to the East, but also that there is a second exit to the West. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 18 Base of Dam EAST 17 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 18 This is the base of a large brick dam. To the east is the Shower room of the fitness club. You can see a glimmer off to the West. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 19 Street NORTH 21 SOUTH 15 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 19 This is a street. To the South, you see the entrance to the Fitness Club. To the North, there is a ramshackle building. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 21 Biker's ClubHouse EAST 20 WEST 22 SOUTH 19 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 21 This is the Biker's Club Headquarters. Exits lead South (to the Street), East (to the back room of the club), and West (to another building). If there are any bikers around, I would suggest you head back out the way you came in, FAST! END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 20 Bikers' Back Room WEST 21 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 20 This is the back room of the Biker's club. There is an unmade bed here. The only exit is West to the main room. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 22 Bank EAST 21 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 22 This is the local bank. It seems strange, but the only exit is through the Biker's Club to the East. May not be good for keeping customers, but I'll bet the bank doesn't get robbed (at least not by anyone other than the bikers!) END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 23 AT Room EAST 11 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 23 Now that you have finally made it to this room, you are a bit disappointed. This is the AT room, where the programmer worked. But the computer is gone now, and all that is left is a table with scattered disks of software. The only exit is East. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 34 Outside Burlesque Theater SOUTH 50 NORTHEAST 11 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 34 You find yourself outside the Burlesque Theater, which is to your South. You hear the sound of tapdancing coming from the Theater. The smoke-filled room is back to your NorthEast. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 35 Cajun Chicken House NORTH 11 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 35 This is a fast-food restaurant specializing in spicy Cajun fried chicken. The exit is North. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 36 Riddle Room NORTHWEST 11 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 36 This is the Riddle Room. In addition to the exit to the NorthWest, there is a door to the East. A large sign above the door says: To open this door, you must answer the following riddle: What is hotter than dynamite? END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 27 Bottom of Escalator END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 27 You are at the bottom of an escalator, leading upward a dizzying height. An escalator is essential here, since it is clearly too far to climb on foot. The doorway to the Riddle Room to the West is now open. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 28 Top of Escalator NORTH 29 DOWN 27 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 28 This is the top of the long escalator, which is now running down as well as up. You also see an open doorway to the North. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 29 Robot Room SOUTH 28 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 29 This is a robot storage and repair room. The only exit is South. There is a large power switch here. There is some writing on the switch. END_ROOM_DESCR ROOM 40 West of the Dam END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 40 You are to the west of the dam, which you can reach by going East. To your West, you see the glimmer of Gold! Unfortunately, there is a deep pool of water, spilled from the dam, between you and the gold. The pool looks too deep to get through, at least in your ordinary shoes. END_ROOM_DESCR HELP 40 Well, if it's too deep to get through in your ordinary shoes, you could try taking your shoes off, maybe? END_HELP_DESCR ROOM 41 Giant Kitchen EAST 40 END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 41 This is the largest kitchen you have ever seen! The stove is 20 feet high, and the refrigerator stretches out of sight above! Everything in the kitchen, even the pots and pans, are correspondingly huge! The only way out is East where you came in. END_ROOM_DESCR NOUN 200 Lamp Brass Your trusty old Brass Lamp from PORK I is here. LOCATION 2 IS_LIGHT NOUN_SYNONYMS LANTERN END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 200 This is your trusty old battery powered Brass Lamp from PORK I. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 201 Program Debugger This is a debugger program, for removing "bugs" from computer programs. SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 LOCATION 23 POINTS 5 NOUN_SYNONYMS DEBUGGER DEBUG SOFTWARE DISK DISC FLOPPY END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 201 This is a disk of computer software containing a "Debugger" program, used for locating and correcting errors in other computer programs. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 202 Can Gasoline This is a gasoline can. It is currently full of gasoline. SIZE 10 WEIGHT 1 LOCATION 0 CLOSABLE OPEN END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 202 This is a gasoline can. It is currently full of gasoline. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 203 Can Gasoline This is a gasoline can. It is currently empty. SIZE 10 WEIGHT 1 LOCATION 6 CLOSABLE OPEN END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 203 This is an empty gasoline can. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 204 Car Ford An old Ford automobile sits here. Fuel is dripping from its' gasoline tank. SIZE 100 WEIGHT 100 UNMOVABLE LOCATION 13 NOUN_SYNONYMS FORD AUTO AUTOMOBILE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 204 An abandoned Ford automobile sits here, with fuel dripping from its' tank. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 207 Gasoline Smelly You see some gasoline. SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 UNMOVABLE LOCATION 13 NOUN_SYNONYMS FUEL GAS END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 207 This is some gasoline that was spilled from the Ford. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 205 Escalator Stopped An escalator leads upward. Unfortunately, the escalator is currently off. SIZE 100 WEIGHT 100 UNMOVABLE LOCATION 27 NOUN_SYNONYMS TANK ENGINE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 205 There is an escalator, leading up, which unfortunately is stopped now, due to lack of fuel in its' gasoline powered engine, whose tank is bone- dry. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 206 Escalator Running An escalator leads upward. Now it is working! SIZE 100 WEIGHT 100 UNMOVABLE LOCATION 0 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 206 There is an escalator, leading up, which is running, now that you have filled the engine with gasoline! END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 208 Switch Power There is a large power switch, with writing on it. SIZE 100 WEIGHT 100 UNMOVABLE LOCATION 29 READABLE PUSHABLE PULLABLE TURNABLE NOUN_SYNONYMS WRITING END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 208 This is a large power switch. There is some writing on it. END_NOUN_DESCR TEXT 208 The writing on the switch reads "Flip switch to turn on ventilation system." END_TEXT NOUN 209 Polish Metal You see a jar of metal polish. SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 LOCATION 22 EDIBLE DRINKABLE POISONOUS POINTS 5 NOUN_SYNONYMS JAR BRASSO END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 209 You see a jar of Metal polish which the Banker was using to polish his coin collection. This is high quality metal polish, useful for polishing off any item made of metal. It can be used to polish off coins, Brass Bikinis, or just about anything else made of metal. END_NOUN_DESCR CREATURE 302 Robot Metal A large metal robot is in the room. He seems angry at you! LOCATION 29 HOSTILE THRESHOLD 4 TIME_THRESH 6 THING CREATURE_SYNONYMS FLOYD END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 302 This large metal robot looks very rusty. He also looks very nasty! Be careful! END_CREATURE_DESCR CREATURE 303 Girl Beautiful You see the biker's girlfriend. LOCATION 20 HOSTILE THRESHOLD 5 TIME_THRESH 10 POINTS 5 WOMAN CREATURE_SYNONYMS GIRL CHICK OLD LADY BROAD END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 303 END_CREATURE_DESCR CREATURE 304 Cook Cajun You see the tearful Cajun Fried Chicken Cook here. LOCATION 35 WOMAN CREATURE_SYNONYMS WAITRESS END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 304 This young woman is the cook at the Cajun Fried Chicken House. Right now, she is very upset because the Giant Chicken Gizzard she was about to fry ran off to become a Burlesque TapDancer, and is now terrifying everyone in the whole game. END_CREATURE_DESCR CREATURE 305 Gizzard Chicken You see an enormous Chicken Gizzard, wearing a Top Hat and Tails. LOCATION 50 HOSTILE THRESHOLD 5 TIME_THRESH 5 THING CREATURE_SYNONYMS Chicken Dancer Fred Astaire END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 305 This is a huge Chicken Gizzard, dressed in a Top Hat and Tails. The Gizzard is tapdancing around the room! END_CREATURE_DESCR CREATURE 306 Programmer Game You see the Author of this game, pulling his hair out. LOCATION 51 MAN CREATURE_SYNONYMS WRITER AUTHOR BILL LARKINS END_CREATURE CREATURE_DESCR 306 This is the programmer of PORK II. Right now, he is pulling his hair out, because the game has a "bug" in it that he can't figure out, and he can't finish the game! END_CREATURE_DESCR NOUN 210 Cycle Motor You see a motorcycle parked here, of the type used by motorcycle gangs. SIZE 100 WEIGHT 100 UNMOVABLE LOCATION 6 NOUN_SYNONYMS MOTORCYCLE HOG CHOPPER BIKE MOTORBIKE TRICYCLE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 210 There is a large motorcycle parked here, of the type used by motorcycle gangs. Better watch out, the gang must be around somewhere! END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 211 Boots Leather You see a pair of leather motorcycle boots. They look your size. SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 WEARABLE POINTS 5 LOCATION 0 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 211 This is a pair of sturdy leather motorcycle boots. They look just your size. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 212 Beer None None LOCATION 0 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 212 Does not exist, for "lewd mode" quiz only. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 213 Stick Dynamite You see a stick of dynamite. SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 LOCATION 34 READABLE EDIBLE POISONOUS NOUN_SYNONYMS DYNAMITE EXPLOSIVE END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 213 This is just your plain, ordinary stick of dynamite. END_NOUN_DESCR TEXT 213 To set off this dynamite, all you need to do is light it. END_TEXT NOUN 214 Match Wooden You see an ordinary, strike anywhere wooden match. SIZE 1 WEIGHT 1 LOCATION 6 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 214 This is your ordinary strike-anywhere wooden match. (Well, maybe not THAT ordinary any more, since safety regulations no longer permit strike- anywhere matches, but otherwise ordinary. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 215 Dam Leaky The dam has a hole in it from which water is gushing, blocking the path. SIZE 200 WEIGHT 200 UNMOVABLE LOCATION 18 CLOSABLE OPEN NOUN_SYNONYMS HOLE LEAK WATER END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 215 The dam is leaking. Water is gushing out of a small hole, producing a jet of water that blocks the passage westward. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 216 Dam Plugged The dam has a hole in it which you have now plugged with the dynamite. SIZE 200 WEIGHT 200 UNMOVABLE LOCATION 0 CLOSABLE OPEN NOUN_SYNONYMS HOLE LEAK WATER END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 216 The leak in the dam has now been plugged up with the dynamite. You can now go West as well as East. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 217 Skillet Huge You see an enormous copper skillet here. SIZE 20 WEIGHT 20 LOCATION 41 POINTS 5 NOUN_SYNONYMS POT PAN FRYPAN END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 217 This is the largest skillet you have ever seen, big enough to hold anything! You initially thought it was gold, but on closer inspection, it turns out to be made of copper. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 218 Door Closed The door to the East is currently closed. WEIGHT 200 SIZE 200 UNMOVABLE LOCATION 36 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 218 The door is closed, very, very closed. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 219 Door Open The door to the East is standing open, since you have answered the riddle. WEIGHT 200 SIZE 200 UNMOVABLE LOCATION 0 END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 219 The door to the East is now open. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 220 Food None None LOCATION 0 NOUN_SYNONYMS CHICKEN COOKING END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 220 Does not exist, for "riddle" only. END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 221 Program Crashed The door to the South is blocked by a Crashed Computer Program. SIZE 200 WEIGHT 200 UNMOVABLE LOCATION 51 NOUN_SYNONYMS GAME CRASH BUG END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 221 This crashed computer program is blocking your way South to the finish of the game! END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 222 Program Fixed The door to the South is now open. SIZE 200 WEIGHT 200 UNMOVABLE LOCATION 0 NOUN_SYNONYMS GAME END_NOUN NOUN_DESCR 222 Now that you have enabled the programmer to debug his program, the game can continue. The way South is open! You may now continue the game! END_NOUN_DESCR NOUN 223 Plaque Silver A large Silver Plaque hangs on the wall. There is some writing on it. SIZE 200 WEIGHT 200 UNMOVABLE READABLE LOCATION 2 NOUN_SYNONYMS SIGN PLATE WRITING TEXT END_NOUN TEXT 223 This game, PORK 2, is a parody of the great Infocom Game, ZORK II. PORK 2 was written by Bill Larkins, copyright 1989, 1994. PORK 2 may be distributed freely, but please, no modifications! Bill Larkins can be reached at CompuServe ID 72457,741, or on Internet at larkins@cpcug.org. Mail may be sent to: Bill Larkins, c/o Crystal City Restaurant, 422 S. 23rd St., Arlington, VA 22202, USA. END_TEXT ROOM 52 Entrance to PORK III POINTS 20 GAME_WIN END_ROOM ROOM_DESCR 52 Congratulations! You have successfully completed PORK II! You are now ready for PORK III (as soon as someone writes it). In the meantime, please remember what we said about the ZORK series at the beginning of this Parody. If you have not played the ZORK series (ZORK I, ZORK II, and ZORK III, and the sequels, BEYOND ZORK, ZORK 0, and RETURN TO ZORK) from Infocom yet, please go out to your dealer (or call Infocom, you can order directly from them) and get the LOST TREASURES OF INFOCOM series. You will find ZORK a much better game than this Parody. And like I said, the original ZORK series is available at a price so cheap that you can't afford NOT to buy them! END_ROOM_DESCR MAXIMUM_SCORE 100 VERB Dummy_Verb1 FILL Dummy_Verb2 FLIP Dummy_Verb3 POLISH Dummy_Verb4 LEWD Dummy_Verb5 DRAFT Dummy_Verb6 DEBUG Dummy_Verb7 PLUG BLOCK Dummy_Verb8 CAJUN CAJUIN Dummy_Verb9 TAME Dummy_Verb10 GIVE HAND SHOW OFFER END_VERB INTRODUCTION As you awake from a dream, you see a young woman, wearing an apron with the logo of the Cajun Fried Chicken House on it. She is distraught! She explains to you that the Chicken House just got in a shipment of Chicken Gizzards that she was going to fry, but suddenly, a particularly large Chicken Gizzard escaped from the Chicken House, got a job as a Tapdancer at the local Burlesque house, and is now terrorizing the neighborhood! She begs you to do something about the insane Chicken Gizzard, before everyone goes crazy! This game, PORK 2, was written using Adventure Game Toolkit, AGT, by Softworks, whose address is 43064 Via Moraga, Mission San Jose, CA, 94539. AGT is a fantastic game-writing program. If you enjoy PORK 2, I urge you to get your own copy of AGT. Welcome to PORK II, The Gizzard of Showbiz! This game is a sequel to PORK I. PORK I was a parody of Infocom's great Text Game, ZORK I; PORK I was enhanced and rewritten in AGT format by Dave Malmberg of Softworks, Creators of AGT. The present game, PORK II, continues the tradition with a parody of ZORK II, the sequel to ZORK I. This game has a TAME or a LEWD Mode of play. The LEWD mode is not recommended for youngsters. To get into the LEWD mode, type, at any prompt, LEWD You will have to answer a quiz to prove that you are old enough before the game will enter LEWD mode. To return to TAME mode, type TAME. For additional instructions, answer YES at the Prompt following this Introduction. Before the game begins, if I may, I would like to have a few moments to tell you about ZORK, the fantastic Computer Game program from Infocom about which these PORK Parodies are written. ZORK is one of the greatest computer text games ever written, (as well as one of the first). The game, as available for PCs, is divided into 3 parts, ZORK I, ZORK II, and ZORK III. In addition, sequels (BEYOND ZORK, ZORK 0, and the new graphics-based RETURN TO ZORK) are also available. RETURN TO ZORK was described in a preview in Strategy Plus Magazine as "prime candidate for Adventure Game of the Year!" (OK, OK, so I wrote the Strategy Plus preview too, you caught me.) The Game of ZORK is absolutely fantastic, and what is more, is currently available either from your local software dealer or directly from Infocom in the LOST TREASURES OF INFOCOM Volume I set, along with many of the other classic text adventure games from Infocom. This package offers enormous entertainment value at a rediculously low price. If you have not played ZORK yet, I urge you to run down to your software store, or to contact Infocom, and obtain your own copy of the LOST TREASURES OF INFOCOM collections! Believe me, it would more than be worthwhile at several times the very low price. END_INTRO